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Leo: I hate to say “I told you so”-
Raph: No, you don't. You would marry “I told you so” and have a baby with it and buy adjoining burial plots.
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incorrectquotesmcu · 7 months
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Natasha: I hate to say “I told you so”—
Clint: No, you don’t. You would marry “I told you so” and have a baby with it and buy adjoining burial plots.
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Colin: You’re… shallow.
Benedict: Shallow???
Benedict: …That is such a relief! I thought it was something serious, like I was ugly.
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nerdasaurus1200 · 1 month
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Lucifer: Okay, that’s it, I’ve had it up to here! You’re ALL grounded! Charlie, go to your room! Vaggie, no spear! Angel, no drugs! Husk, no booze! Cherri, no bombs! Niffty, no cleaning! Mimzy so help me, you borrow money one more time and no more desert! And YOU, Alastor! I….god, is there anything you love?
Alastor: Revenge.
Lucifer: No vengeance for you, young man!!!
Alastor: I’d say I’ll get you for this, but I guess that’s off the table.
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Effie: I hate to say "I told you so"- Haymitch: No, you don't. You would marry "I told you so" and have a baby with it and buy adjoining burial plots.
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Sally: Please, I’m not vain just because I want to spend every waking moment looking my best.
Frank: Again, that is the exact definition.
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the-black-bulls · 4 months
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[Yami and Nacht activated Kids' Playground]
Yami: It's not a mess, Ichika, it's a dance, it's a beautiful dance. Honestly when things are good with me and Nacht I never feel more alive.
Ichika: Unti you try to kill each other.
Yami: Well then I feel lucky to be alive, I told you, it's a dance.
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Kallamar: I'm not vain just because I want to spend every waking moment looking my best.
Narinder: Again, exact definition
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Isaac, when Roy finally agrees to play monopoly with the team: So, let me break down the rules for you, alright?
Isaac: No side-coaching.
Isaac: No gifting of money.
Moe: But loans are allowed.
Jan: Just know you're never going to get your money back.
Isaac: You can not collect rent while you're in jail.
Isaac: Moe, Zoreaux, and I don't pay taxes.
Zoreaux: Reparations.
Colin: Don't forget about the Jamie Tartt man baby tax.
Richard: If Jamie loses his temper and flips the board-
Colin: He owes everyone an actual 100 pounds.
Dani, pointing to a scar on his leg: I got this scar from a flying top hat in july.
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theamityelf · 7 months
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Taka: That’s it, you’re all grounded! Kyoko, no mysteries for you! Byakuya, no day trading for you! Makoto… Oh my goodness. Is there anything that you love?
Makoto: Hanging out with my friends?
Taka: No friendship for you!
Makoto: I was going to say “Let's hang out after this,” but I guess that’s off the table.
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hirunoka · 1 year
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…Eames has a point.
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Neil: You're... shallow. Sasha: Shallow? That's SUCH a relief. I thought it was something serious like I was ugly.
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koko-heads · 9 months
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zilch: i hate to say "i told you so"-
melami: no, you don't. you would marry "i told you so" and have a baby with it and buy adjoining burial plots.
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Steve: That’s it! You’re grounded. Bruce, no lab for you! Tony, no computers for you. Clint, no weapons for you. And... [Looks at Nat] Oh my God, is there anything that you love?
Natasha: Revenge.
Steve: No revenge for you.
Natasha: I was gonna say ‘I’ll get you for this’ but I guess that’s off the table.
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Lysandre: Please, I’m not vain just because I want to spend every waking moment looking my best.
Cyrus: Again, that is the exact definition.
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Gloss: I’m not vain just because I want to spend every waking moment looking my best.
Cashmere: Again, exact definition.
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