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dandelionfool · 4 months
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(they are Not getting work done)
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sachart · 9 months
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is this something?
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weclassybouquetfun · 10 months
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Some poor freelancer for British GQ had to cobble together a piece ahead of Christopher Nolan's OPPENHEIMER and since all the Barbenheimer jokes have been made, they decided to dream a little bigger (darling) and present to the readership the reachiest of reaches about the homoreoticism of Christopher Nolan films. A stretch worthy of Mister Fantastic, Elongated Man and Plastic Man.
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I'm not mad at it. Especially since they, at least, got the #1 and #2 picks correct.
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Because just what things do you get up to with the Protagonist, Neil???
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petitemort · 1 year
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i've seen gay porn that was less gay than this fucking scene
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dareduffie · 11 days
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"we mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger darling" oh, the two of you had sex? you explored each others bodies one drunken night? now the two of you are left to wonder if it meant more to you than it did to him? if the chemistry is nothing more than a game to be won? if asking him to dinner would make you a fool; the loser of the match?
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🎶🎶🎶 “Your the one that I want” 🎶 🎶🎶
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sadlonelyyogurt · 1 year
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this has been in my drafts for too long
part 1, part 2, part 3
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When you hate him but you also want to bone him
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#tommyalfie text messages #always with the sweet talk #no fookin fighting
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darlingandmreames · 1 year
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okay I KNOW this meme is old but it materialized in my mind the moment I saw this photo, so I decided to make that everyone else’s problem
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hirunoka · 10 months
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I thought this would be a good time to add another one to this silly little series today for the day 16 of @inception30daychallenge 😁
Incorrect Inception Quotes: 
#1 #2 #3 #4 #5 #6 #7 #8 #9 #10 #11 #12
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1deabril · 11 months
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not that gun, mr eames! smh
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dandelionfool · 5 months
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sachart · 8 months
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Been suffering from ArthurEames brain rot on a 24/7 basis for what I think is now months
Based on the cover of The Sting (1973) which I also watched and loved and can be seen under the cut
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raishiteru · 11 months
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Hey, Inception fandom, how we doin'.
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petitemort · 1 year
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i can't sleep because of them ONLY
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dareduffie · 7 days
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arthureames university au.
they live in dorms. they are roommates. arthur wants to graduate summa cum laude. eames wants to have sex with his roommate. these are both very difficult goals to achieve.
eames is majoring in anthropology and minoring in sociology
all of his electives are languages
arthur is majoring in something awful like finance or business
or perhaps Computer Information Systems which is apparently something that exists
arthur assumes eames is a slacker because he's always lounging around their dorm but eames has a 4.0 gpa
eames assumes lots of things about arthur every single day and he tells arthur about each and every one of them
which is annoying not only because it's hard to study with eames yapping in his ear but also because eames is always correct
eames makes it a personal goal to sleep with arthur before arthur graduates (he is set to graduate two years early)
arthur of course decides to kiss eames the moment his commencement ceremony is over
but really. the guy was taking like 8 courses a semester. how was he supposed to have a sex life in those conditions
arthur liked eames from day 1 but he actively chose not to because if he started sleeping with his roommate he would never get anything done
eames meanwhile flirts with arthur for an entire semester before realizing he genuinely has a crush on the guy
shortly after moving in with each other, eames makes some off-hand reference to some obscure art movement, effortlessly and correctly relating it to a book he read recently
arthur nearly breaks his pencil from the strain of not walking over, sitting on eames' lap, and tearing his clothes off
eames thinks arthur hates him but the truth is that arthur is shoving his feelings down so hard that the man is vibrating on a constant basis
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