#someone should write this

[naughtygeek49]

Merlin in the modern day hides the fact that he is from Camelot by becoming an Arthurian legend expert. Except he is basically just using it to correct any mistakes previous experts have made and throw in random bits of lore when he wants.

'No Arthur didn't have a beard, he just thought it made the portraits look more regal but wouldnt grow one out because he said they were itchy'

'Arthur had a dragon tattoo on his hip'

'Arthur loved savoury food but had a real thing for honey cakes'

'King Arthur once tripped over the rug in his chamber and broke his nose'

And all the other experts totally think he is loony, especially when he tries to correct them with the most absurd stuff.

'Actually that was the ghost of Uther Pendragon'

'Gwaine and Pervical were lovers not friends'

'Arthur was totally bisexual. If you don't think he was sleeping with Gwen AND Merlin then you shouldn't be studying him'

But the visitors at museums seem to love him and when Arthur is resurrected, Merlin takes him to the museum so they can laugh at everyone else's very inaccurate guesses about him.

#someone should write this #has someone written this? #please let me know #if not im gonna have to write this #cause it needs to exist in some capacity #bbc merlin #merthur #merlin #prince arthur

[plentyoffandoms]

Hangman looks like a sheriff in the wild west who needs to see his favourite prostitute at his favourite brothel

#aew #all elite wrestling #hangman adam page #adam page #someone should write this

[smoking-old-toby]

thorin chilling out for the first time in his life because bilbo is ruling erebor. bilbo slowly started doing more and more until thorin wasn't doing much at all. bilbo endears himself to people. thorin doesn't. their allies love bilbo. everyone loves bilbo. so thorin is smoking pipe weed all day long and doing whatever the fuck he wants. reading, training, spending time with his family and friends. and having loads of sex with bilbo. there are occasions where he supports bilbo in official matters, but he mostly has balin and dís for that

balin is having a fucking blast because shit is getting Done!

dís is estatic to see her brother so in love. she thinks bilbo is absolutely perfect for him

fíli is doing great, of course. he's the golden fucking lion. he's going to be a wonderful king one day

kíli isn't doing shit besides practicing his archery and courting tauriel, but we can't blame him cuz she's bad as hell (an outsider batted his eyelashes at her and she was like i'm fuckin done with this goody two shoes horseshit time to break some rules)

dwalin and nori are fucking nasty all the time (good for them)

gloin is spending as much time with his wife and son as he can, of course!!! he missed them so Damn Much

what the fuck are bofur, bombur, and bifur up to? i have no fucking idea atm

ori's obviously working in the royal library and he assists balin as needed (he's so sweet)

#bagginshield #the hobbit #smoking old toby #someone should write this

[jurassic-cunt]

crew mutinies. frenchie is captain with izzy as first mate

#ofmd #ouizzy #dark gift #someone should write this

[femboy-blades]

My favourite bumbleblades trope is when Blades is simultaneously both older and younger than Bee because of how long sigma 17 were in stasis.

It's giving vampire gets turned at 25 and falls in love with a 30 year old human 5,000 years later.

#someone should write this #bumbleblades #tfrb

[qixjone]

just imagine the foxes as ghost files.

like:

- andrew fighting the ghosts like shane in the devil baby id the hull house museum

- neil insulting ghosts and how they died

- nicky screaming every couple of minutes at every sound

- allison showing up in full glam and running around the house in her heels yelling at the ghosts to get out of her way

- dan trying to calm everyone down but being scared out of her mind

- matt making popcorn like ryan in the haunting of hobo hill house

- kevin shaking in the corner with a stolen bottle of vodka

- aaron coming up with a plausible reason for every sound but lying to nicky to freak him out more

- renee trying to learn abt the history of the house and stop everyone from having a breakdown while also nocking on random doors when no ones looking to freak everyone out

#someone should write this #i think i might #it would be so funny #aftg #neil josten #aftg trilogy #all for the game #aftg headcanon #aftg incorrect quotes #aftg hc #andrew minyard #andreil #all for the game meme #aftg fandom #matt boyd #kevin day #aaron minyard #dan wilds #incorrect aftg #renee walker #allison reynolds #nicky hemmick

[scoptopophobia]

Idea that I love: Renaissance or Regency Era women but sapphic

Like a woman fanning herself to stop from blushing because she’s in the presence of a beautiful lady. Meanwhile everyone thinks she’s just modest for not being interested in men🤭

#regency #sapphic #lesbians #renaissance #women #wlw #idea #someone should write this #classic lesbians #regency sapphic #Renaissance sapphic

[awhoreintheory]

Voltron wing AU where Lance's wings look like THIS

(Would credit, but I found it on pinterest)

And he gets rude comments abt his wings being "plain" and then he just sort of. Smugly stretches and leaves those hoes in awe

Bonus points if Keith thinks they're pretty, sure, but he thought Lance was gorgeous way before he saw his wings and just has one more reason to fawn over him

I just thought this birb was GORGEOUS and my brain instantly jumped to Lance 😩😩

#i love this #someone should write this #not me tho #lol ur funny #lance mcclain #lance voltron #keith kogane #keith voltron #voltron #voltron legendary defender #vld fandom #vld shitpost #vld #klance #klance fic idea #vld fic idea #voltron wingfic #wing au

[southside-otaku]

Maturity is when you once wanted Ichigo and now you wanna be his step mama😌💅🏽

#anime #breezy talks #bleach #bleach tybw #bleach thousand year blood war #isshin kurosaki #isshin shiba #isshin Kurosaki x reader #ichigo kurosaki #ichigo x reader #isshin x reader #someone should write this

[fwoosheye]

*slams hands on table*

Imagine a multi-chapter fluff or hurt/comfort fic where Fierce Dadity possesses somebody in the chain, but each chapter it's somebody new (and maybe with a bonus chapter or two with Malon and Ravio? And Marin perhaps? 👀)

#someone should write this #probably not me though cause i'm a slow writer and i have no idea what the plot would be #i only have a vibe and vague concept #maybe i should doodle them? #linked universe #lu fierce deity #fierce dadity

[luminousbeings-crudematter]

Ghost and Soap whump?

oh shittttt this is topical af because I'm going to try to write Ghoap for whumptober but hear me out

I think the angst potential for Ghoap whump is just *chef's kiss*

On the one hand, you've got Johnny. I personally don't think he's silly or foolish or goofy in the way that he's sometimes portrayed. Oh he's feral and rambunctious and a rapscallion but goddamn is he smart. He doesn't necessarily knowingly put himself in a position where he could get hurt but a) it's the nature of the job and b) he's both brave and selfless. Dangerous combo.

Then you've got Simon. This man has lost so much. I think he would 100% be a scared = angry kind of person. On some level, physical touch alleviates his fear, lets him know everything's okay while he can feel Johnny's skin on his (which is why Ghost is such a sweetheart in bed) but he can't touch him right now, can he? Not while Johnny's in surgery.

idk the whole thing screams horny angst to me

#someone should write this #not me I got too tipsy #but someone #anon ask #ask #johnny mctavish #simon riley #ghostsoap

[soulless-bex]

the captain america psas would be way funnier if they were made by the government without asking for steve’s permission. and then he runs into a kid who curses him off for ruining their day and he’s oh so very confused

#peter glaring at steve from a distance after watching one too many captain america psas #steve being sad because he’s not sure what he did wrong #also steve being a chaotic bastard and showing up at midtown to do a live identity fraud psa once he finds out #petty revenge #someone should write this #won’t be me because executive dysfunction #mcu #marvel #captain america #captain america psa #steve rogers

[torensrus]

Harry Potter (slight AU. Harry doesn't know Voldemort's real name and never saw him as a young man)

Time Travel.

Grabbing the portkey in the graveyard, Harry has no idea that the power released from his wand and Voldemort's wand has affected the portkey. The journey is long and grueling, with Harry and Cedric's body split in places. They end up somewhere among the people, causing panic and the only thing Harry manages to say before losing consciousness is "The Dark Lord."

Upon regaining consciousness, Harry says his name, and is very confused when the healers say they will inform his relatives about him. Even more confused is the fact that everyone around him thinks he has run into Grindewald. It is only after meeting Flimont that Harry realizes that he has found himself in the past.

He doesn't quite know what to do about it. Should he tell Flimonte? But he's only just met him and doesn't know him at all. Who knows how he'll react to "Flimont, I'm your grandson." Contact Dumbledore? But Harry is no longer sure he can trust him completely. Dumbledore insisted on his participation in the tournament. He didn't help Sirius, even though he could have used the time flywheel himself. He hadn't been near Rattlesnake Willow when Pettigrew escaped. No one would have been surprised if he was suddenly there. On the contrary, people would have thought of him even more as a hero. He sent Harry a phoenix and a hat to help him, though he could just as easily have told McGonagall what was going on. And he sends Harry to the Dursleys every year.

Anyway, Harry is full of doubts and doesn't know who to trust, and in the meantime, the Potters take him in. They surround him with kindness and care. And for the first time, Harry feels like he belongs.

He enters Hogwarts as a fifth-year student and is still tense at first, waiting for the second shoe to drop. But nothing happens. There are no conspiracies, no deadly situations, and no nemeses. Everything is so normal and peaceful and Harry realizes he wants it forever because he's so tired. He's a teenager, he's fifteen, he shouldn't have to put his life in danger every year, he shouldn't have to fight basilisks or dragons, he shouldn't have to engage in a deadly duel. He must not be the Boy Who Survived, the Chosen One, the Savior. He has to decide for himself what he wants to be, but for now he has to worry about lessons and dates like a normal teenager. That's what he wants.

So, Harry decides to stay in the past and not tell anyone that he is from the future. Making this decision makes him feel lighter, freer. He becomes more cheerful, starts actively communicating with everyone around him, makes friends with people from different faculties, and gets into his studies (the Potters and professors sigh with relief, thinking that Harry has finally recovered from his confrontation with Grindewald and the death of his friend).

Tom Riddle thinks about the new guy for only five seconds and then forgets about him for two whole months. Two months later, this newcomer - Potter - who hasn't been seen or heard from, suddenly, is everywhere. Everywhere Tom goes, there is Potter in the company of his buddies, talking loudly. He begins to catch up in his studies. He's becoming the best at DADA. He is so bright and friendly and everyone around him loves him. Tom hates him. He'll kill him as soon as he figures out the best way to pull it off. In the meantime, he has to figure out how to get away from Potter, who has decided that Tom should be his friend, too

(Harry: We have to fight the troll.

Tom: ...Your train of thought is very mysterious and not clear to me. What exactly is the reason we have to fight the troll?

Harry: Well... There was this girl. My friend and I didn't like her very much, and then the three of us fought the troll and became friends after that. Because you know... There are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them.

Tom: I'm not going to fight a troll.

Harry: Okay... I'll think of something else.

Tom: Please don't.)

#harry potter #time travel #tom marvolo riddle #Harry is stuck in the past #and he doesn't want to go back #How many times does a teenager have to almost die before he sends everything to hell? #Harry is tired #Harry doesn't know Voldemort's real name #Harry thinks Tom is cute #Tom wants to kill Harry #(some things never change) #because Harry is too adorable #(and some things change) #Tom is very concerned about fragments from Harry's past #tomarry #there are too many tags here #someone should write this

[sastiel-is-my-serotonin]

Kid AU where Sam and Castiel meet in the woods, climbing the same tree. Both love it, and talk to it, and are unaware of each other's presence for a long while. But run into each other in passing. And again, where they don't say anything, they talk with actions of showing their care for the tree. And find themselves meeting there, blooming a friendship. One day Sam suggests a tree house, it's perfect for one, and Castiel agrees. And they begin their project of building a tree house, figuring out what they need, going to Bobby Singer for loose boards knowing he'll give them some. And them being so proud of the home they've built together. Surprisingly sturdy, and they spend so much time in there, until Sam stops showing up. Castiel doesn't know why, but hopes for a long time he'll come back. But eventually, it's too much for Castiel to return, it goes from one day not going. To two days. To three days. To four years. It's not until adulthood, Castiel returns, and it's unclear if it's a goodbye to the place or maybe a new beginning, but Castiel finds a familiar face, Sam. And neither move at first, ghosts of friends who are unsure if they're truly who they think they are, before both ask, Sam? Cas? Before either know it they're moving, running into a hug, clinging on so the other doesn't disappear. And they end up talking for hours and hours, even go up in the tree, before Castiel asks where Sam went. And Sam explains his family moved away, it was abrupt and he didn't have a chance to say goodbye, he fought to stay, fought to say bye at the very least, but ultimately lost. And Castiel reaches out for Sam's hand, just happy to see Sam again. Believing it's a dream, and could do without waking up. And the two eventually do leave, but exchange information. And their friendship is rebuilt over time, and there's a first date, and a second, a many more to come. And in the same woods they met, close to their tree, they build a home together, so they can visit the tree that brought them together every day. And show their kids, Magda, Elijah, and Jack, the tree, and they love it just as much as their parents did. The two make repairs as needed, ensuring it's longevity. They both still talk to the tree, thanking it for all its brought, a friendship, a relationship, stability, a family. Everything they've ever wanted and more.

#Someone should write this #I should write this #To bad that ideas don't write themselves simply by think about them #It would be great if they did #castiel #sam winchester #sastiel #samstiel #samcas

[johnwgrey]

Lady Chatterley's lover AU

Yielding to his father's wish, a young lord marries a woman to produce an heir.

The only problem is that he very much prefers men. His father knows but disregards it as a youthful indiscretion, assures his son it will pass.

So his son marries a very pretty, very proper, very rich young lady who lies in his bed every night but it doesn't pass.

Nevertheless, he lives companionably with his wife. They don't hate each other. They're just not meant for each other. And they're bored.

He's bored. Out of his damn mind.

So while his wife spends all her time with her friend/caregiver/whatever, he goes on walks. Long walks in the woods. He meets his gamekeeper often. A very curious man. The son of his father's gamekeeper.

He went to war, people say. He saw things. Things he can't forget. That's why he's so taciturn, people say.

But the young lord can see something more in his eyes. Kindness, maybe? He is intrigued by this man who doesn't live according to society's rules. Who's so different from every other men he met. From everything his father has taught him was right and proper.

And who's very, very attractive.

Bored and horny has never been a good combination and he starts spending more time with the gamekeeper. Around the gamekeeper.

Until one day, the young man makes it perfectly clear that he would love nothing more than for his gamekeeper to fuck the boredom out of him. And the gamekeeper happily obliges.

They find happiness together. And love. True love; the kind people write about in books.

One day, the lord disappears. So does the gamekeeper.

Folks start to talk. Some say they've gone away together. Some say the gamekeeper killed the lord, buried him in the woods and ran away. But no one truly knows what happened to them.

The theories become tales who in turn become legends.

Years later, a woman tells her a story. It was her favourite story growing up, she explains. Her grandmother used to tell it to her.

"it's quite a fantastic tale," she says, "about a lord who gave up title and wealth for the man he loved. Isn't it romantic?"

The man sitting in front of her smiles. "It is, indeed."

His skin is wrinkled, his hair is thinning but in his grey eyes, a spark is dancing still and when he turns to the man sitting next to him and rests a hand on his knee, the spark becomes flame and it burns.

It burns brighter than a thousand suns.

#lord basilton's lover #someone should write this #not me obviously

[kennabeth]

a book series about denial of your feelings because of a combination of internalized homophobia and lifelong lack of agency, and of trying to figure out who you are and what you want outside of everyone else's perception of and demands from you, ending in the phrase "my dream was dead in my arms" would go so hard ngl

#someone should write this #got a bad migraine so you know what that means: obnoxious special interest posting! #says kenna #rote spoilers