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You’re telling me Dick “I’m two seconds away from fighting the government” Grayson would be a cop?

+ I made Haley an ESA for the firefighters (she loses her leg during the Chemo explosions)

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some people say there’s a red string that connects fated lovers

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percy jackson should have more non-clearsighted mortal friends/relatives, just so they can worry about him after they assume he’s in a cult or something

#from an outside perspective it does look like a cult #it also looks like a cult from the inside #but i think most campers and those in the know ignore that fact for their own sanity #percy jackson #pjo #percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackson hc

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i may have made a mistake

#ao3 comments #ao3 writer #archive of our own

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I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

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Just saw a post saying

“Being aro is so cool because it comes with this fun little bonus of knowing you’ll always suddenly come second to your friends once they’re in relationships and you’ll have to respect that even tho you’ll never really understand it”

And now I’m sadly reflecting on my friendships again.

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Jason starts a GoFundMe to build a second Manor so he can keeps all the benefits without having to live with Bruce

This happens after Bruce says no more cookies at bedtime

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"It's statistically proven that people in relationships are happier."

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hello lgbtq community

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Me automatically thinking that because theyre my favorite characters they are also automatically Ace

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aroace jason todd coparenting baby lian alongside roy harper who is aromantic and demisexual

that’s it, that’s the post

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jason, mildly confused as to why his new best friend up and disappeared on him

I'm an Aro/Ace Jason Todd truther, but I do like the idea of JayKyle, but then I thought of something funnier. It's just one sided on Kyle's side. Like we all know their interactions in "the final countdown" are like Kyle: Fuck you! Jason: pft, I'd like to see you try and like, in the end both of them ended up not hating each other, and Jason doesn't really have a lot of friends because he's someone who pushes people away, but Kyle just keeps coming back. And Kyle doesn't know why he keeps hanging out with this dude, until he sees Jason interacting with a kid one day, and it hits him like a bus that he likes Jason. (Jason's lowkey just happy to have a friend but keeps waiting for the other foot to drop) But they evolve into a banter-y friendship, that borderlines flirting, and like, Jason probably treats him how he treats Tim or Dick (acting all grumbly but doesn't actually push them away) because that's just Jason, while Kyle drops hints, but it keeps flying way over Jason's head. Kyle, takes Jason to a fish planet (romaticaly) Jason: Kyle look! This one looks just like you (It's the ugliest fish you've ever seen)

Jason, helping Kyle with an injury Kyle: You know what would make me feel better? A kiss Jason, reaches into his pocket: I only have m&ms, deal with it Kyle, just just after Jason made him dinner: I love you Jason, who probably hasn't heard someone tell him that they love him since his mom died: You're a fucking sap. But I love you too Kyle: :D Jason: BroTM Kyle: :(

and then one day, he's at the watchtower or something, complaining to someone about how Jason just won't take the hint, and Nightwing walks by and is like, "You... you are aware that Jason's Aro/Ace, right? He's only ever been in love with three things, and that's books, cooking, and explosions." and Kyle goes out to space and doesn't return for a year.

#jason todd #kyle rayner #jaykyle #dick grayson #aroace #aromantic #asexual #dc comics

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is thinking that the mortal instruments movie is a more faithful adaptation of cassandra clare’s book than the shadowhunter series was that much of an unpopular opinion or am i going completely insane??

because im sorry but with the amount of plotlines netflix pulled out of their ass to write that show i don’t even know how it’s still considered an adaptation of the books

(link to the article that lies)

#finding a review that said that shadowhunters was more accurate has to be a fever dream #there was so many things that didn’t work with that series #im not saying the movie was perfect. they could have made better choices. but compared to shadowhunters??? #cassandra clare #the mortal instruments #city of bones movie #shadowhunters

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computer make tim even younger and let jason survive the joker attack AU thanks perfect

(Edit: couldn’t recall what fic I rmred smth similar from but thanks to you guys’ detective work I now know it’s this one! )

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“oh but they don’t fit in the dc universe”

considering the amount of bullshit that is somehow canon to dc, you do not get to draw the line at ghosts/magic jewelry

“mlb/dp x batman crossovers don’t make sense”

im sorry, in what world does bruce wanting to help the overworked adoption-bait teen hero with the weight of the world on their shoulders not make sense?

#really the issue is only an issue because people are pissed that there’s that much crossovers in the batman fandom on ao3 #they just don’t want to learn how to use the goddamn filters #if they really didn’t like it they would shut their mouths and filter mlb and dp out #because it just so happens that it’s a feature ao3 has #but they prefer to throw a fit and practically shame people who genuinely enjoy those crossovers #dp x dc #mlb x dc #batman crossover #miraculous crossover #danny phantom crossover

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i love the headcanon that dick and jason are stupidly more stealthy than the other bat kids because they spent their robin years running around with a bright yellow cape

#discowing suddenly makes a lot more sense #jason todd headcanon #dick grayson headcanon #batfamily headcanons #jason todd #dick grayson #batman #discowing #and yeah it depends on what comic/continuity/whatever #but generally speaking jason and dick got bright yellow capes #while tim and all the robins after him at least had the outside of their cape black

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a child of dionysus using their acting skills to convince other campers of practically anything just for their own entertainment

a child of apollo who knows they’re lying and is just going insane trying to prove it

#theater kid meets lie detector. who wins? #child of apollo #child of dionysus #percy jackson #pjo #pjo demigods #we need more of halfbloods doing typical stupid teenagers stuff