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lilislegacy · 2 months
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*percabeth on a future quest*
percy: let’s introduce ourselves as different names, in case she’s heard of us
annabeth: okay, but you better not give me a stupid name, like last time. and let’s at least keep the first letters the same, to avoid confusion
*they knock on door of person they need to talk to
old lady: can i help you?
annabeth: hello, we’re here to ask you a few questions about your nephew
old lady: oh… i see. who are you?
percy: we’re private investigators. this woman here is the best crime-solving expert in the southwest, ariana grande. maybe you’ve even heard her name
annabeth: *internally rolls eyes*
annabeth: we just need to take a few minutes of your time. this is my partner, potential spam
percy: i’ll call later
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mistystepmoonbeam · 2 months
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Incorrect Quotes: BG3
Astarion: I don't know if I can control myself around Tav, so you have to promise you'll stop me from getting sucked into Hurricane Tav.
Gale: Just call me the suck stopper.
Tav: …
Astarion: …
Gale: Scratch that, don’t ever call me that.
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zetadraconis11 · 2 months
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HL Incorrect Quote #86
Ominis: You always lose things.
Sebastian: No, I don't lose things. I place them in places which later elude me.
Ominis: That's the same as losing things!
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ciginatree · 2 months
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Noah: yeah and Nick was screaming like a little girl
Nicholas: you were screaming too
Noah: no I was yelling “Nick, stop let’s be brave”
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Lassiter, smiling at the big strong man he spent half the night with who dressed his wound, who was in the process of making them brunch, & whose robe he is also wearing: I guess you can call him my Boo Radley <3 <3 <3
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batfamgalore · 2 months
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*The Justice League reaches out to Nightwing and tells him they need help on a case. Dick asks Bruce why they asked him*
Bruce: I might have mentioned to the Justice League, accidentally, that you… might be able to help.
Dick: Whoah. Time out. Flag on the play. Did you vouch for me?
Bruce: No. I wouldn’t say exactly I vouched for you.
Dick: Wally, Bruce vouched for me.
Bruce: I did not vouch for you.
Dick: You were bragging on me. You have a dad crush on me.
Bruce: Dick, I was not bragging on you. I was merely stating facts about your track record that are in the newspaper.
Dick: Let’s hug it out.
Bruce: Put your arms down.
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rad-batson · 7 months
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*Bruce and 9yo Dick playing chess*
Dick: Okay, I'm gonna take your pointy, sad-faced guy for my horsey guy.
Bruce: Stop, stop. *pointing to Bishop* What is this piece called?
Dick: I call him Dwight.
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tomcriuse · 1 year
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PSYCH | Season 6 Episode 16 ‘Santabarbratown’
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daisymintt · 8 months
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Arthur: Need I remind you, Merlin, what happens when you interfere with a quest?
Merlin: Uh… the quest gets done?
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incorrectquotesmcu · 5 months
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Natasha: I need to get something off my chest.
Y/N: Is it your shirt? Please say yes.
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psychicpinenut · 2 months
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Psych + The Mentalist
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lilislegacy · 2 months
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annabeth: can i be frank with you?
percy: uh sure, but don’t you think that might get confusing? unless zhang changes his name too, of course. yes… yes this could work
annabeth:
grover: can i still be grover?
percy: shh! let frank speak
annabeth: *deeply questioning her life choices*
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mistystepmoonbeam · 2 months
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Incorrect Quotes: BG3 "peeps"
Shadowheart: Stop trying to look cool.
Gale: I have peeps, Shadowheart.
Shadowheart: You have two peeps. And one of them is made out of marshmallow.
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guardianofthedawn · 3 months
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Syzoth: H-hey Johnny, how would I go asking somebody out?
Johnny Cage: Well Syzoth, first you need to -
Kenshi: Don’t ask him for advice, he asked me out in the middle of a fight covered in blood.
Johnny Cage: …you said yes, though.
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ciginatree · 2 months
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Rick: What isn’t clear is why people always say ‘goes without saying,’ yet still feel compelled to say the thing that was supposed to go without saying. Doesn’t that bother you?
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*after shawn caught his parents having sex*
Henry: I want you to feel like you can ask me anything.
Shawn: Look at this man!!!
Henry: ok I don't think I'm ready for this conversation
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