#psych 2006

[manboobsupremacy]

shout out to "the head, the tail, the whole damn episode" for being the shassie episode <3

like literally. shawn comes up with the ship name in it and tells lassiter hes never been so in love with him

#god theyre so fucking stupid #i love this show and their multishipper nonsense #shassie #shawn spencer #carlton lassiter #psych #psych 2006

[thespiritssaidso]

random person: horse girl-

my brain immediately: lassie

#my brain hears/reads 'horse girl' and automatically finishes it off with 'lassie' #the psych fandom has me in a chokehold #carlton lassiter #lassie #I’d rather be condemned to a tumblr post #psych #psych 2006 #psych usa #psychusa #toast tries to talk

[he-wrote-that-one-song]

shawn and declan should fuck nasty. who said that

#songposts #psych 2006 #shawn spencer #declan rand #my favorite hobby is shipping shawn with everyone #declan gets his profile right after like 20 minutes of being around him #they like the same stuff! they know a stupid amount about movies! #they should be smart movie loving boyfriends! #psych

[lassie-face]

I don’t know what this issss

#carlton lassiter #psych #psych 2006

[rad-batson]

*Bruce and 9yo Dick playing chess*

Dick: Okay, I'm gonna take your pointy, sad-faced guy for my horsey guy.

Bruce: Stop, stop. *pointing to Bishop* What is this piece called?

Dick: I call him Dwight.

#can you tell I'm rewatching Psych for the millionth time #I have COVID :P #boooo #batman #bruce wayne #dc universe #dc #batfam #dick grayson #dc robin #nightwing #batfamily #richard grayson #batman headcanon #psych tv #psych 2006 #incorrect batfamily quotes

[toweringclam]

Psych was correct. When you're 100% sure of your conclusion, but it's based off of evidence that only you can see (because it's obscure, easily dismissed, or requires a lot of prior context), it's genuinely better to just say "I had a psychic vision" or something like that. People are more willing to believe you have mystical powers than that they just missed something you found obvious.

#psych #psych usa #psych 2006 #shawn spencer

[swans-chirping-in-the-distance]

Yall remember that one Psych episode where that expensive ring was stolen and Shawn really wanted the case? And Chief told him to solve this case about stolen hs computers? And he literally opened the file and figured it out and started casually explaining using logical evidence and then Gus elbowed him and he was like "the vIbEs" and he was RIGHT?

#i love shawn sm #this friendship is just ahdjdld #shawn spencer #psych #psych 2006 #burton guster

[iceeericeee]

Happy birthday Lassie! 💕🥳🎉💕

#carlton lassiter #lassie #psych #psych 2006 #psych show #psych tv show #psych USA #psychusa #psych tv #technically. he’s got three birthdays #but this is the official one

[thatonedudeinthecorner]

Shawn is flirting with the drive thru worker and I truly do believe that

#memes #my crappy art #art #fyp #kay draws #psych #psych posting #psych 2006 #psych gus #psych tv #shawn spencer art #shawngus #shawn and gus #shawn spencer #burton guster #he wants to order #god I was giggling the entire time I drew this

[loverboysgotoheaven]

If I had to describe psych to someone, I'd tell them that it's a show about a dude, who's just a guy, that happens to be scamming his local police department, meanwhile having sexual tension with everyone around him; namely, one Carlton Lassiter

#psych #psych 2006 #shawn spencer #bisexual shawn spencer #shassie #loverboytalks

[mismess]

AAAANNND DIP !

What 10 years does to a mf

#psych #shawn spencer #carlton lassiter #psych usa #psych 2006 #shassie #art #lekko's art #illustration #i still don't draw backgrounds ever but i tried harder this time lmao #redraw #screenshot redraw #psych the musical #digital art #fanart #fan art #had to save for easter cause it was literally the ten year mark :/ i had to

[manboobsupremacy]

im correct, have a good day

#psych #psych 2006 #psych usa #psych tv #shawn spencer #carlton lassiter #juliet o'hara

[thespiritssaidso]

Psych incorrect quotes: a series (cont.🍝🦑🪥) (Warning: there will be Shassie)

—————

Juliet: Make her pussy wet not her eyes.

Lassiter: Make his dick hard not his life.

Shawn: Break her bed not her heart.

Gus: Play with her boobs not her feelings.

Chief Vick: Get on his dick not his nerves.

Woody: Always salt your pasta while boiling it.

———

Gus, watching the news: Some idiot started a fight with a squid at the aquarium.

Shawn, covered in ink: Maybe the squid was being a dick.

———

*after Shassie first kiss*

Shawn: *ranting to Gus about how amazing the kiss was*

Lassiter: *when Juliet asked* Ehh. It was fine. He'd brushed his teeth, at least. Anyways-

#juliet o'hara #juliet o’hara #carlton lassiter #shawn spencer #burton guster #chief vick #Karen Vick #woodrow strode #woody strode #Shassie #psych #psych 2006 #psych usa #psychusa #psych tv #psych tv show #psych show #incorrect quotes #psych incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes psych #incorrect psych quotes #toast tries to talk

[he-wrote-that-one-song]

rip Shawn Spencer you would have loved booping people on tumblr dot com

#songposts #psych 2006 #psych #shawn spencer #he would spam boop gus to the point gus has had the boop option on for three minutes and hes already at max

[thegroundhogdidit]

the reason we know fandom wiki isn't accurate is because it straight up said that gus isn't just as weird as shawn, he just goes along with the antics. fuck right off. he's just as weird IF NOT WEIRDER than shawn. yes he's the "responsible one" but having a job isn't mutually exclusive with being batshit. gus is Weird and Strange and his idea of a good superhero is a guy who tap dances and throws sand in people's eyes

#it also tried to claim that the reason we know shawn cares about him is only because of a few episodes??? #instead of an overarching theme of the show???? #idk fuck fandom wiki all my homies hate fandom wiki #psych #burton guster #shawn spencer #psych 2006 #psych usa #also it's canon that he's been trying to get shawn to drink blood their whole lives

[obsidiancreates]

I do think it's funny that they thought they had to concoct Fake Reasons for Shawn to be put into a mental institution. First of all the Psychic thing alone would work, BUT aside from that there's

the complete and total disregard for personal safety that they can claim is passive suicidal tendencies (cough cough)

the obsessive lying that even people who don't know he's not psychic can see he engages in with enthusiasm

the Double Whammy Combo Daddy And Mommy Issues

the inability to comprehend what Boundaries are for both others and himself (seriously, is it possible to overstep with Shawn beyond literally actually being 1 second away from killing someone he loves? Clearly trying to kill him is not a disqualifier from friendship for him)

the inability to stop severely masking everything unpleasant/engage with his own strong emotions without something Severe forcing him to

The Manipulation and Puppermastering (how funny would it have been for Lassie to hear Shawn's "cover story" is that he's a genius manipulator and scoff about it because "Spencer just gets lucky," and then watch through the cameras and such as Shawn wraps the whole damn staff and patients around his finger but Lassie STILL CAN'T PROVE SHAWN DOES THAT TO FAKE HIS PSYCHICNESS BECAUSE IT MEANS ADMITTING HE'S A GENIUS)

The eidetic memory- imagine they put him in and don't tell him at first that there's cameras and such watching him and the staff hit Shawn with a "So we hear you can't forget anything and have witnessed multiple murders and are suffering from some PTSD because of it such as repression, dissociative episodes, disreguard for personal wellbeing..." and Lassie and Jules slowly realize watching "Oh shit wait... that's Real actually."

Anyway. We all know His Brain Is Fucked so I don't have to keep going on but I gotta say, I think a lot about how interesting it would've been for Shawn to be fighting to solve the case while avoiding being Actually Therapized For His Actual Issues as much as possible and Gus is kinda like "Shawn, maybe try to embrace this a little, they're not wrong."

"Gus, one of these people is working with a murderer to drug a witness!"

"But they're right about you hiding a lot of pain behind jokes-"

"Oh my god, I can't do this with you right now."

#psych #psychusa #psych usa #psych 2006