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thespiritssaidso · 2 days

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Psych incorrect quotes: a series (cont.🍝🦑🪥) (Warning: there will be Shassie)

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Juliet: Make her pussy wet not her eyes.

Lassiter: Make his dick hard not his life.

Shawn: Break her bed not her heart.

Gus: Play with her boobs not her feelings.

Chief Vick: Get on his dick not his nerves.

Woody: Always salt your pasta while boiling it.

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Gus, watching the news: Some idiot started a fight with a squid at the aquarium.

Shawn, covered in ink: Maybe the squid was being a dick.

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*after Shassie first kiss*

Shawn: *ranting to Gus about how amazing the kiss was*

Lassiter: *when Juliet asked* Ehh. It was fine. He'd brushed his teeth, at least. Anyways-

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shawnaise · 1 month

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insert comment about how death must be faced with kindness and humanity in order to keep it a sacred thing. something along the lines of within serious concepts you must find the energy to be silly otherwise you risk losing the meaning behind it to begin with. where life must not be lived in spite of its flaws; but rather in celebration of them, because the eccentricity of living and taking detours on the path to it’s end is what makes being alive worth it.

#eh not that I like strode or anything #RAAUUUGHHJJH OH MY GOD #JJAAAAAHHHHHHHRRUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHH #WWWWWRRRRREEEHHHHHAAAAAAUUUGHHH #him and gus are fighting to the death in my head rn to be my favorite character #psych #psych 2006 #psych usa #woodrow strode #woodyposting

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psych---ologically-deranged · 3 months

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Woody!!!!

I finally get to meet Woody! I didn't know he only appeared in s4!!! I love this guy so much, he is the OG psych-ologically deranged (I mean, not really, look at the characters we have)

So here is my psychfacts masterpost on Woody because I'm insane

He has been playing with dead things since he was a toddler

The second ever episode I see with Woody in it has Shawn bribe Woody with slippers. They were so close & chill & calling each other nicely gelled & stuff, so I thought the first time that I'd seen it that they had been close & had conversations for years. I love them.

I'd be honoured to saw through your chest & remove your good natured heart from its cavity.

Third! "Hello Friend!" he says to Shawn <3

"is that third dead person you?" 'Yeah my daughter took a picture of me playing dead for her photography class"

Up to the elbows in blood "you need to try these french fries"

No fingerprints as there are no fingers. Also calls lassiter lassie.

MY MAN JUST DRAWS A KNIFE ON THIS MAN... & then... licks his finger to rub it off...

He's nice, telling gus to breathe properly. ..& then he unveils the severed leg

Woody may not have his face & voice in the philippines. Protection. He also might be a necrophiliac & mixed up formaldehyde & baking soda to get high. He was also part of a barbershop uartet. & their baritone was not alive. & his passion is skydiving, 42 jumps & 3 chute failure deaths.

Woody has the urge to comb their hair & try on their jewelry. I love this man.

He sent a 911 text trying to be a 7/11 text asking shawn gus & lassie to bring him a quesadilla in the shape of a tube. He also plays shuffleboard on the morgue table. Man I miss Rocketball. We had this weird shuffleboard table that was not like any shuffleboard table I've ever seen (shuffleboard is like mini curling), we had billiard/pool balls, & we would set them up on the opposite end like bowling & try to hit them off. I was a champion. It was shuffleboard/curling crossing with billiards/pool crossed with bowling. Great game.

& he found a jackrabbit in his dishwasher.

Ha. Does the perfectly coiled human intestine fit in a 10 gallon hat? Of course I can. *opens his computer to pleasureguide dot net with the word furries on it*

Wowza. Swan dive out of his bedroom window. I've always wanted to try that.

Woody with ipad shawn XD "Can you see this?" 'just like I'm with you there.' "How about this?" *ipad under the blanket... from the wrong end* *Shawn screams*

WS, holding up a 30yo photo of the vic: She was quite a looker. *looks at the mummified skeleton* Still is.

& proceeds to criticize her fashion. & my man didn't know that smallpox was eradicated.

Calls himself the woodmaster

omg he showed up with a six foot body bag when henry got shot. My dude. & later on my man shows up with a pair of bodybags when shawn & gus sit on a landmine. Dang. JoH: Then why are there two body bags under your arm? WS: No reason, dear *drops them*

WS: Whoever covered this up must have kept the body on ice.

WS: Now, come over here.

WS (when they hesitate): Come on! I want to show you something. It's not like you're gonna catch necrophylopigmentosis.

*Shawn laughs*

WS: Probably not. *He reveals the foot with a flourish*

WS: As anyone good at foreplay can tell you, electricity always leaves a mark. I know, I know. T.M.I. Tell more information. You see, a flashlight battery and a paper clip--

BG: Uh, no need to explain, Woody.

WS: I gotta tell you, I sometimes have trouble reading social cues, especially cross-culturally.

BG: What?

WS: Yeah, it's really starting to hurt me in the dating department. I can't--I can't read alive women anymore. *To Juliet* It's like, you're strobing right now.

Juliet set Woody up with Marlowe's parole officer

Woody tried to slip an illegal substance to Lassiter during his bachelor party. (Later, he bakes a cake with a gun in it to give to the guy who held him hostage. "only insane people do that" *throws it away*)

This man, who used to be married & had a 15yo daughter, is living in some mobile home. & Shawn is now his roommate. (& in the remake of the law episode, he slept with the suspect in his mobile home while he was down from LA)

He does a fair amount of nude sunbathing & goes into the water to rinse off, meaning he has almost been taken out by The Vortex.

He is not bulimic: he ate a donut out of the trash the other day

WS: What we have here is a… Woman. I am guessing by this wound, that she died of blunt force trauma to the back of the head. I would place her at about 27 years of age. SS, looking at her hands: I'm gonna say more like 47, Woody. WS: Trust me, Shawn, I know what a 69 (nice) year-old woman looks like in her birthday suit and this ain't it. SS: I said 47. JoH: She's actually 48 years old. WS: Oh, see? So, we were both wrong.

WS: Yeah, you are right. There are tiny surgical scars on her scalp. Yeah. This is well done. Clean lines. Nice smooth finish. This is Dr. Joan Diamond's work. I'd know it anywhere. I saw her speak at a symposium of forensic artists. She also appeared on The Love Boat back when she was a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader.

(Good old botulism. I could hyperfixate on that if I wanted to.)

CL: Did you sleep here last night? WS: No. Actually, I… Crash here all the time. Something about the smell of formaldehyde just lulls me to sleep. I think it's the scent.

Woody has an anxiety disorder. I'm just glad he didn't swallow the camera. I should liveblog that episode.

Woody Strode: Wife cheated on him 12 times, with 10 men. (He approved the one with the personal trainer)

Woody has a spell cast on him by his mommy that he's getting broken by a wiccan consultant.

My man goes to putin on the ritz a shady russian club for the buffet.

*giving a report to the detectives while there is no body* Here we have a man, looks to be about six foot two. JoH: Woody, there's no body. WS: Oh what a relief! I thought I was the only one not seeing it!

He... ate applya mushrooms (possibly from under the fingernails of the vic) & says they taste like ass...

#woodrow strode masterpost #psychfacts #woodrow strode #woody strode

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captainsolocide · 1 year

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"Dear God, what am I doing. This is half a man." funniest line ever because woody is saying it as he's drawing a picture of the knife that killed this guy. with a dry erase marker. on the guy's body.

#psych #4x15 #the head the tail the whole damn episode #woodrow strode #psych the show of all time

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galaxy-dragon123 · 2 years

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woody is the best character he’s so weird and fun

#psych #text post #live-blogging #watch 7x01 rn and he’s just bringing body bags to every situation where a character is in mortal peril #he wants his friends to die SO badly #woody strode #woodrow strode #woody

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psych-incorrectquotes · 2 years

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“If the phantom of the opera has taught me anything, it’s that if all else fails you just set the place on fire and cry.”

Dr. Woodrow "Woody" Strode

#Woody #incorrect quotes #Dr. Woodrow Strode #woody

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pineapple-psychic · 3 months

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i made a pjo/psych crossover

thanks to @autism-criminal for enabling me

Shawn Spencer, son of Hecate

henry and hecate hooked up once; thinking maddie finds out and its part of the reason for the divorce

this means shawn has real psychic powers!! yay!!

because hes a child of a titan, not a god, less monsters came after him so he was doing good until 18, when he ran away

him and gus looked out for each other :] bc of course henry cant see the monsters (and didnt know abt camp halfblood)

Burton 'Gus' Guster, son of Apollo

because pharmaceuticals and the god of medicine

absolutely HATES snakes. worse than dead bodies

i think itd be really funny to give him both the natural healing and the plagues powers because that would give him such a crisis

gus tries to go to college, but without the additional protection its more dangerous so he doesnt finish before asking shawn for help

shawn tells him abt this camp he found and whoo! shawngus in new york! (ik santa barbara is The City on Psych but listen theyre in pjo now)

Carlton Lassiter, son of Ares

this is mostly because of his obsession with guns, landmines, and the civil war

basically the only ares kid who gets along with athena kids. probably wishes he was one

and of course he HATES magic because it doesnt make sense so bam instant rivalry with shawn

part of the reason he doesnt get along with his mother is because of being lied to about his parentage, cause his stepdad is a dick and he wouldve been glad to know they werent related

Juliet O'Hara, daughter of Athena

pissed off at her parentage. she loves athena but she hates knowing that shes related to frank and not her mom

gets along great w lassie cause he may be an ares kid but hes not incredibly stupid like most of them

hates spiders of course

she joined the camp rather early in her life, because frank knew about the camp and she wanted to get away from him. ironic huh

Chief Karen Vick, child of Athena

they left the camp when they could to become a police officer up to chief, then returned to help Chiron out as a co-camp director because Mr. D does absolutely nothing

this way them and juliet are half siblings :D

Woodrow Strode, unknown

kinda just showed up one day

no one knows if hes a demigod or like a sighted mortal but he is just there

lives in the woods

hangs around the hades cabin a lot because death. also the Vibes

Busby 'Buzz' McNab, son of Demeter

can you imagine him tending to the gardens?? all 6'7 of him??? yes

also because buzz. bees. plants. demeter

i have basically no notes on him sorry

anyway im so wise. take my word as law (joking. do not do that)

#psych #pjo #percy jackon and the olympians #shawn spencer #burton guster #carlton lassiter #juliet o'hara #chief vick #woody strode #buzz mcnab #🍍

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mhaccunoval · 2 years

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woodrow juniper strode...

#pant rambles #psych.posting #i love that for him #trying so hard to combine the meanings of each name into a sentence but

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lboogie1906 · 2 years

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Woodrow Wilson Woolwine Strode (July 25, 1914 – December 31, 1994) was an athlete and actor. He was a decathlete and football star who was one of the first African American players in the NFL in the postwar era. He went on to become a film actor, where he was nominated for a Golden Globe Award for Best Supporting Actor for his role in Spartacus. He served in the Army Air Corps during WWII. He attended Thomas Jefferson High School in South East Los Angeles and UCLA, where he was a member of Alpha Phi Alpha Fraternity via the Alpha Delta Chapter. His world-class decathlon capabilities were spearheaded by a 50 ft plus shot put and a 6 ft 5 in the high jump. "I got a cultural education—majored in history and education," he said in a 1971 interview. "Never used it, but I could walk into the White House with it now." He, Kenny Washington, and Jackie Robinson starred on the 1939 UCLA Bruins football team, in which they made up three of the four backfield players. They became famous nationally as "the Gold Dust gang". Along with Ray Bartlett, four Black Americans were playing for the Bruins, when only a few dozen at all played on other college football teams. They played eventual conference and national champion USC to a 0–0 tie with the 1940 Rose Bowl on the line. It was the first UCLA–USC rivalry football game with national implications. He dabbled for several months in professional wrestling. He wrestled almost every week from August 12, 1952, to December 10, 1952, in different cities in California. He was billed as the Pacific Coast Heavyweight Wrestling Champion and the Pacific Coast Negro Heavyweight Wrestling Champion in 1962. Sheriff Woody of Toy Story is named after him, as was the recurring character of the Santa Barbara Coroner in Psych. #africanhistory365 #africanexcellence #alphaphialpha https://www.instagram.com/p/CgbrWduur5wTe3bv-aVb2hoOVqsdoq5MaSG8dc0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#africanhistory365 #africanexcellence #alphaphialpha

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thespiritssaidso · 3 months

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You know what? Fuck it. Everybody’s trans now. Shawn is trans. Gus is trans. Juliet is trans. Lassiter is trans. Chief Vick is trans. Woody is trans. Buzz is trans. Everyone at the fuckin station is trans. Why? Because I said so, that’s why.

#psych #shawn spencer #burton guster #juliet o'hara #carlton lassiter #chief Vick #karen vick #woody strode #woodrow strode #buzz mcnab #psych 2006 #psych tv #psych usa #psych tv show #psych show #psychusa

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thejackalhasarrived · 3 years

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PSYCH | Feet Don't Kill Me Now, 5.02

#psychedit #tvedit #psych #burton guster #dule hill #shawn spencer #james roday rodriguez #woodrow strode #kurt fuller #*#my gifs #tv: psych2 #p5x02 #that accusatory glare

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psych---ologically-deranged · 3 months

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Autopsy turvy, this seems like a woody heavy episode, I might need to liveblog it. Side note, I haven't seen a flashback in a while.

Often confuses clowns & bus incidents.

Lost his keys in a woman's spleen. (they say the patient withheld the object, as if it's their fault.)

Briefly lovers with his forensic school classmate.

The camera is almost fuzzy, & the music, it def gives off a vibe.

Monk & sharona moments "you be the victim"

IT SHATTERS RIGHT THEN!? IS THAT A DREAM?

Who is this guy? Why is he so fancy? Why does he know them?

Oh a true crime bookstore. Castle moments. I need to finish posting all my stuff from that fixation.

It took me a second to et it. The little person is still at large. Ha. Hey I have one that involes psychics! A petite psychic escapes from prison: there is a small medium at large!

They turn around so a man can check out their "rumps"

Oh no not the yang book. Oh I remember, I once visited a show home where they had a bookshelf you could push in the basement to get to a secret movie theater room.

He's going to forge the signature

Woody probably gets off at 18.00 (6) because he said he'd stay there until 6.15pm if need be.

Hee lied & said his father was the king of sweden.

My man didn't chew his food

phat thai jones, the killer afro-thai place

I've met white (passing) thai people, chill out shawn, not every white person in america was born there. (Oh. Apparently this guy was adopted. I totally thought he was just thai or mixed or smth, which is funny bc it's a thai & african place & this guy is racially white, not racially black nor thai, even tho his dad is thai & his mom is Black from philly)

Sometimes people with allergies or intolerances can stand a little bit of the thing which hurts them.

"Could the alcohol have been inserted into his blood somehow?" 'That is the sexiest thing I've heard in this office.'

I like this weirdo

I LIKE THIS MUSIC. Usually I like jazz swing like big bands, but swing rock is ok too, but this is almost classical! I want to listen to glenn miller's moonlight serenade

I was right! It is 40s! or 30s.

Henry! Can Henry dance? "idk shawn." *looks at the voluptuous woman* "Count me in"

she's still dancing XD

Ooh another psychic!

*grabs his face* & she's right!

He was the stalker, not the other way around

No! The slavic accent going away!

lmao not death, that is not how it works

hiding behind one another

captions were wrong. "Hey o'hara"

He's a communicator? Dude your firt marriage failed & I am torn between you being a cis white guy & being autistic!

What the heck

Even sitting on the floor, Shawn grabs a pillow for his lap!

she calls woody a good boy ...

mortitian: is there anything sexier than a man scaling another man's fingernails? Woody: nope. & btw I realize I'm acutely turned on by taking orders from a woman. If this continues, I might have to change my facebook relationship status to "it's complicated" These two about to kiss over a dead body & then she asks about his wife with whom he is separated ebcause she cheated on him 2 times with 10 men, & idk if he is counting the one he approved

Gus recognizes her as the bologna girl XD

"Gus was there" pulling the "I have a Black friend" card? srs?

Morrtitian lady brought creme fraiche & strawberries into the morgue!? She sppoon feeds him & did you hear that moan!? GRACE that was her name!

Woody says it feels amazing to... mess with an intestine... while some old flame is feeding him strawberries

I NOTICED THE STAMP!!!

Ooh impala isn't a bad car. Poor whip chatterly. That sounds like a Gus name.

Woody: You just can't tell what a person is capable of until you've seen them naked. *proceeds to offer them cakesters with the dead body still there*

woody: From now on I'm not half-assing ANY autopsies, unless the corpse has half an ass

Shoot, & THEN the door slam. I honestly have been suspecting the mortician grace since day 1. Did he dial on purpose or WAS it a pocket dial?

Shawn gave Gus his cakester! They do love each other!

Swallowed a bullet?

biscotti? HOMEMADE? "Let's pretend we're oding an episode of red shoe diaries"

Grace Mortician: I think we need to pull another all-nighter. I love this job. Woodrow Strode: You know, I do too.

Motive?

Gus could totally rock a turtleneck.

Woody: I thought they were going home to watch hot in cleaveland *as if they live together*

calls her banana Even when she's basically confessing to him he says "we can still go two for three" this man

At least he got her to explain.

FINALLY SOMEONE IS OBSESSED WITH WOODY NOT WITH SHAWN! Brilliant but misunderstood. She broke open the case, but then she solved it? When did she choose to frame this guy?

SHE SLICED THE EARLOBE AFTER THE AUTOPSY! Why did she need it to be an investigation? "You may not realize it grace, but you're insane." 'Well I'm a woman. I can mask it.'

I'm not ready to die, I haven't seen gloria estefan in concert yet!

Thank you for believing in me. I didn't, I believed on your colleague who turned out to be a homicidal maniac.

I love you guys. I mean that. Shawn gus & woody are great, I wish they got more screentime. You know, it's just as easy for me to love a man as it is a woman. At the end of the day we're all jut meltable flesh & breakable bones.

& then immediately asks the chief, who has a picture of her daughter behind her, if she is seeing anyone. He saves it with "I was just overjoyed, got away frommyself" & then he ruins it with "I guess it'll only be in my dreams that you are the chief of doing me" like bro shut up I'm glad shawn & gus are there to... bring things... to a professional level... that is weird.

Awww henry napping on her boob <3

#psych 6x14 #woodrow strode

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queerplatonic-msr · 3 years

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