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psych---ologically-deranged · 3 hours

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the intervention

SHAWN: Yo! Dad? (closes the door and crosses the room) I've brought the keys back. Hello!

INT. HENRY’S HOUSE, KITCHEN, DAY

SHAWN walks into the kitchen to see HENRY and GUS. GUS is sitting at the table eating a cupcake.

SHAWN: Okay, this is creepy. Why is Gus here?

HENRY: Why do you think, Shawn?

SHAWN: He's a hostage.

A MAN in a suit walks over from the sink area.

MAN: Perhaps I can shed some light on that.

SHAWN: Two hostages.

HENRY: Doug Devette is an old colleague of mine from the force. The Chief asked me to have him drop by.

SHAWN: (tosses the keys on the table) Why?

HENRY: Doug is the department psychologist, Shawn.

SHAWN: What is this, some sort of intervention?

HENRY: Yeah, sort of.

DOUG: We don't like to use the term "intervention," Shawn.

SHAWN: (looks at GUS) Gus?

GUS: Don't look at me. I'm here for the cupcakes.

SHAWN: Dad, I am not on drugs.

DOUG: Oh, nobody thinks that, Shawn.

HENRY: Well, I'm not completely sure about that, Doug.

DOUG: We're all just a little concerned that you might be stretching yourself a bit too thin.

HENRY: It wasn't my idea, but he's right, Shawn. You're acting like a nut job.

SHAWN: Just because I take Gus' giant dinosaur head down to a dead body does not make me a nut job.

GUS: What? (gets up and looks out the window to see the head in the back of HENRY’S truck) You took my T-Rex? My mom gave it to you?

SHAWN: Gladly. She also gave me some pictures you can pay me to not show your next girlfriend.

GUS: What pictures?

SHAWN: The ones that document your Terence Trent D'Arby phase.

GUS: Whatever, Shawn. You took Danny Dino to the police station?

SHAWN: No. Gus, give me some credit. I took him to the morgue. Good news. Your specifications were spot on.

GUS glares at SHAWN before sitting back at the table to finish his cupcake.

DOUG: Your father tells me you have delusions of magical powers.

SHAWN: Delusions? Really? Doug, I'm employed as a psychic. I've solved 18 cases this year. I have business cards and a personalized coffee mug that backs up the whole thing. I feel things about people. (sees DOUG is wearing different colored socks) You, for instance, are color blind. That's nothing to be ashamed off. (sees bitten fingernails) You're also really stressed about something. (sees university pamphlets) College. It can be very expensive, Doug.

DOUG: (turns to HENRY) Oh, that was good, Henry.

HENRY: Doug, do not be a stooge.

DOUG: Not a stooge, but in this one case, he was right.

SHAWN sees a shadow at the window of the kitchen door and puts a hand to his head.

SHAWN: Knock at door.

There is a knock on the door and VICK and LASSITER let themselves in.

HENRY: (walks over) Karen, do you mind? We're in the middle of an intervention here.

VICK: We don't have time for that.

HENRY: But you're the one who asked for this!

VICK: And I thank you, Henry, but I'm afraid that this can't wait. We just got a break in the case. (turns to SHAWN) We just found out the name of the dead man. You want to tell him who he is, Detective?

LASSITER: No.

VICK: His name was Christopher Franzen. He is a paleontologist.

They look to SHAWN and he turns to GUS and then everyone turns to GUS.

GUS: A dinosaur hunter.

SHAWN: (looks at VICK) As expected. Doug, pleasure was all mine. (shakes DOUG’S hand)

DOUG: Oh, no, Shawn, mine.

SHAWN: We should get together.

like why does henry actually think shawn has legit delusions? how do u know he is not faking it & KNOWS he's faking it? But tbh imo shawn is legit psychic. It's like gravity, airplanes, drugs, & placebos. Sure u can explain how they work to me but I don't care. To me they are magic. Just because there is a scientific explanation doesn't make it any less magical. Oh & also henry thinks shawn might be on drugs!?? I mean yeah that boy probably smokes weed. Maybe magic mushrooms Possibly other stuff but I doubt it, even speed. I think he has adhd so the whiz would be prescribed but idk if pineapple has interactions with that. I'm getting off topic

#i was so right to post this #going thru my notifs rn

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psych---ologically-deranged · 14 hours

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i love you livejournal transcripts

LASSITER:

You know, this might be a leap, but why don’t we check the offshore oil rigs? See if any of them are missing workers.

JULIET sees something outside the room, but answers LASSITER.

JULIET:

I'll make some calls.

Through the windows of the doors, we see GUS’ dinosaur head making its way down the hall. The others have their backs to it and don’t see.

VICK:

Interesting, Detective.

LASSITER:

Thanks, Chief. This theory feels good. Just makes sense. The work boots, the odd configuration of the wounds. You know us, Ted. It's worth a shot, right? We don't go out on limbs too often...

Two officers open the doors.

SHAWN:

Thanks, guys. I just need to measure something. (opens the mouth) Oh, good! You're all here. Get ready to be shocked. Can we get the sheet off the dead guy, please? Confirming the bite radius...

SHAWN’S POV through the T-Rex mouth as he walks forward. VICK holds her hand out in front of him.

VICK:

No! Mr. Spencer. (takes hold of the head)

SHAWN:

Whoa, hey, hey, be careful. This isn't mine.

VICK:

Mr. Spencer, your antics have always been a little, let's say, unorthodox. But let me be as frank as I can be with my assessment of your most recent behavior. Seek help.

SHAWN:

Chief, sometimes you have to jump off a cliff. You have to close your eyes. You have to unhook your clip "chassez"... Chassis? Climbing thing. --and you have to leap. Now I ask you, Chief, will you leap with me?

VICK:

Are you thinking about jumping off a cliff?

SHAWN:

Maybe.

SHAWN snaps the model mouth closed and exits as the officers hold the doors open.

seek help 1 bc you're bringing a paper mache dino head & think u'r psychic

seek help 2 bc cliff!??

#Live journal is great #i liked this scene

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psych---ologically-deranged · 18 hours

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Kills me /pos that Shawn wanted to rent an apartment with his best friend posing as a gay couple. Kills me /pos that Shawn wanted to hire a nanny with his best friend as a gay couple. Kills me /neg that they are NOT a gay couple.

#shawngus | shus #i was so right when i said this

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psych---ologically-deranged · 23 hours

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I am a psych addict I cannot stop drawing psych

#fanart

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psych---ologically-deranged · 1 day

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PSYCH- S2E11 | He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not, He Loves Me, Oops, He’s Dead

#lassy was spelled lassy here #in the captions that's how it was in the early seasons #& apparently it also was how they spell the note shawn wrote #stolen tag:#she was def a shassie shipper in the first season

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psych---ologically-deranged · 2 days

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He owns at least 8 of them. Probably more.

If you guys ever wondered what i do when i stay up past 6am, it’s make really dumb, badly drawn comics with really small writing so it’s hard to read.

Now u know. k bye bye.

#fanart #psych fanfiction

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psych---ologically-deranged · 2 days

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