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xx-sketchy-xx · 7 months

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waiting

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tanglepelt · 1 year

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Dc x dp idea 52

Danny is Bruce’s son. Danny knows. Bruce doesn’t.

Maddie and jack couldn’t conceive a second child. Somehow stole Bruce’s dna and made Danny.

Danny finds his files and confronts them.

They confirm it.

Danny doesn’t want to deal with any other billionaire fruitloops so doesn’t tell anyone minus jazz and his friends

Plus his parents tell him he’d get them arrested if he told anyone. That they did it out of love. Not just for science. Basically convince him not to say a word.

Fentons find out about Danny being half ghost. They are prepared to hand over Danny to GIW. Vlad offers a different solution he could take the little badger and put him through decontamination. He assures them he can fix Danny.

The Fenton parents agree. But tell vlad they are reporting it the Giw. In case Danny decides to flee treatment.

Danny is quick to get out of there.

With the files and dna test in hand . He decides perhaps he can hide out with his bio dad. Just until he can locate Ellie.

He’ll just travel around with her. They don’t need anyone but the two of them. Jazz can join after she finishes college.

He’d only need a hiding place for about a month or so. Bruce wouldn’t even need to talk to him or anything.

So he shows up at the manor. The dna test is off course positive. Danny just flat out says, yea I’m hiding from the government and my fruitloop of a godfather. Both want to capture me. One for painful experimentation and the other to forcefully adopt me. Then says he’d rather get experimented on then adopted by the fruitloop.

Obviously danny isn’t gone by the end of the month and much to his annoyance Ellie likes the place. The GIW has also been dealt with.

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tillygirl · 11 months

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We will never escape this joke now.

God dam joke always has to return.

Good thing, because it's dam funny.

#percy jackson #riordanverse #pjo #incorrect pjo quotes #funny #pjo+memes #the sun and the star #dam #no escape #the titans curse #nico di angelo #humour

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fiboscribbles · 2 years

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*adds you to my Minecraft inventory*

#you’ve been snatched #no escape #come sit in my massive faerie core town #minecraft

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shujubeelamoglia · 4 months

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Ronen Rubinstein

Photography by Jonny Shoer

#ronen rubinstein #shirtless #911 lone star #tk strand #smiley face killers #follow me #no escape #dead of summer

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applettun · 5 months

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He’s probably good at juggling, having four arms n all… also I think knowing how to juggle is a clown requirement.

#THE CLOWN STILL CONSUMES MY MIND #no escape #I’m sick of him #I hate him so much I love him so much #my art #milez drawz #Mammon #helluva boss #mammon helluva boss #helluva boss mammon

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cold-violet · 9 months

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I feel misunderstood by my family.

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maturemenoftvandfilms · 13 days

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No Escape (1994) - Ian McNeice

Seeing this again in years has reminded me of three things.

(1.) How hot Ian was in the 90s. This is a chub I could have spent a lot of restless nights with.

(2.) I had forgotten how hairy Ian was. I always remembered him being less hairy for some reason.

(3.) Lance Henriksen and Michael Lerner was in this, plus a few other daddies I wouldn't mind doing. ***DADDY BONUSES***

Now I want to be on an island (not this island) with Ian McNeice and Michael Lerner… doing stuff.

#ian mcneice #No Escape #handsome daddy #cilf #actor #husky daddy #daddy #screenshots #celebrities #chubby daddy #shirtless #english actor #movie

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un-common-dreams · 24 days

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I had to get in on the trans helsknight action :d

#redstone and skulk #helsknight #nonbinary helsknight #there’s a little welsknight running away #he’s being followed #no escape

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crossdressingdeath · 6 months

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@veilkeeper has cursed me with the concept of Gortash giving Durge a room in his house. I will never stop thinking about this. I shall have to write nightmare hurt/comfort about it.

#bg3 #durgetash #no escape #it's too CUTE #consider: durge trying to refuse the first time because they KNOW they're going to have nightmares #but they don't want to have to go back to the temple so they eventually agree #and have nightmares #and the first few times gortash just ignores the screaming because it's Not His Problem but eventually he goes to check on them #and eventually there is bed-sharing #(and then other things involving beds)

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liminalspacesandplaces · 6 months

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I just need some water!

#real liminal space #backroom levels #not right #liminalcore #liminal vibes #liminal #liminal aesthetic #liminal places #liminality #the liminal zone #liminal photography #backroom #no escape #no way home #no way out #liminal hotel

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sleepy-cat-maniac · 6 months

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No escape.

repost if gay

reply if gay

react if gay

like if gay

ignore if gay

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shootbangdang · 9 months

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no where to run now is there pavo

#kfp #Kung Fu Panda #puss in boots #death wolf #lord shen #no escape

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helmetboy · 8 months

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What do you think about a challenge, spend a night locked up in a porta potty?

12 hours padlocked, full naked, only a helmet, no escape. Only me and the hard smell of workies.

If i get 20 reblogs, i do it.

Reblog please😀

#padlock #porta potty #construction workers #workie #gearimages #locked up #no escape #helmet

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shujubeelamoglia · 1 year

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Rafael Silva & Ronen Rubinstein

#rafael silva #rafael l silva #ronen rubinstein #911 lone star #shirtless #carlos reyes #tk strand #tyler kennedy strand #tarlos #tk x carlos #no escape #follow me #dead of summer #smiley face killers #jake graham #american horror stories

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exvangelicalrage · 10 months

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christianity is fucking everywhere

6/29/23

When I was a christian, one of the ever-present narratives passed around every church I attended was this idea that christians are being persecuted. The examples were numerous: family values were being eroded by liberals and gay people; atheists didn't want the ten commandments on government buildings; prayer wasn't allowed in schools anymore; teachers weren't allowed to express their faith in the classroom; people weren’t voting for pro-christian legislation; secular music was bringing demons into people's houses straight through the radio waves; profanity scribbled onto playgrounds was corrupting the minds of children... I could go on. And most of these are pretty innocuous things talked about in front of me, a child.

As I grew older, I was let in on the secrets of how sex perverts holy minds and how divorce was a sign a couple had allowed satan into their marriage and how using swear words gave demons a foothold on your mind. I learned that christians must stand tall and resilient to resist the temptations of the flesh, because the government, schools, and pretty much everyone who didn't attend the same church as us (and maybe even some people who did! *gasp*) were dripping with satanic influence.

It sounds like hyperbole when I write it out, but I'm dead serious.

It's been over ten years since my Exit. I thought when I quit christianity that my life would suddenly be filled with "secularism." I thought I'd run into people who actively weren't christian anytime I went to a bar or an event or work. I thought it would take me no time at all to find spaces to exist in that didn't involve christianity. Because, after all, christianity was being eroded, right? It was being attacked from all sides! We had donned the armor of god and were ready to do battle in the lord's name! The enemy was everywhere!

If atheists = the enemy, and then enemy was everywhere, therefore, atheists must be everywhere. Right?

And now that I had defected, I wanted to find the enemy and ask them to be friends.

But I couldn't fucking find the enemy.

Because, as it turns out, atheists aren't everywhere, but christianity is.

You can't fucking escape it. You can't avoid it. It. is. ubiquitous. Way worse than dandelions.

There are christians in the office at work. christians at mcdonalds. christians in bars, getting wasted and sexually harassing people. There are christians in your neighborhood. There are christians at the doctor's office. There are christians who hunt and christians who play sports and christians who go to college and christians who mow lawns and pave your driveway and install sump pumps.

There are even corporations who are explicitly christian. Hobby Lobby. Chick-fil-A. Forever 21. Whataburger. Not to mention all those small-town businesses who are closed on sundays, which is annoying af.

There are 2300 people in my small USA town. Guess how many churches. FOURTEEN. In like, a five-square-mile radius. And if I expand to a twenty-mile radius? Over a hundred churches. I got tired of counting, so it could be more. I tried figuring out how many are in my county, but all I got was that there were 72 towns. Multiply that by 14 churches/town? Over a thousand.

If life were a Where's Waldo book, I'd be Waldo and everyone else would be a christian.

All the churches have signs too, just in case you forgot they were a church. One near me says "jesus is risen and nothing can change that." My husband likes to say, "Pontius Pilot would beg to differ," lol. Another one says, "It's not about guilt, it's about being free." Sure. Gaslighting 101, right there.

It's not just churches who have signs either. My neighbor still has up an easter flag that reads "jesus is risen" (this flag replaced the "trump: right to bear arms" flag with two pistols on it). There are a bunch of farms around who put bible versus on signs, too. One nearby says, "He knows every hidden thought," which is super creepy. It doesn't make it less creepy knowing it's a bible verse. And tons of people have christian shit on their cars—bible verses, jesus fish, crosses. Not to mention bibles in hotel rooms (I throw those away when I find them) and christian billboards (I flip those off when I see them).

I even have christian clients and I have to edit their books! Even my therapist is a christian.

christianity is everywhere.

You can't escape it.

Every time I meet a new person who is christian, or remember that someone I know and like is still christian, I experience a surge of disappointment.

Not you too.

On my worst days, when I am triggered and anxious and full of rage at the ideology that caused me so much pain, I can't even leave the house, because doing so would require me to drive down a road named after the church located on it.

christianity is like hydra. You can run. You can chop off a head or two or three. But it always grows another.

birth is a curse, and christianity is a prison.

#exvangelical #exchristian #ex christian #ex religious #atheist #atheism #agnostic #agnoticism #religious trauma #christianity sucks #fuck christianity #christianity is everywhere #birth is a curse and existence is a prison #hydra #churches #i flip off churches #no escape #cult #christian cult

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