#its one of those fanon things i cant stand

[oifaaa]

not to sound elitist but like when people talk about pit madness like it’s canon i always question whether they actually like jason or if they just want a “bad boy”

I think they like Jason they just want a more palatable clear cut good version of him - saying he was possessed by the lazarus pit provides a easy out even tho it makes no sense and quite frankly takes alot away from Jason's character imo - all of Jason's actions are his own there's no mythical goop whispering at him to do fucked up things - I especially hate it when people use it as a Jason wouldn't actually hurt tim if he was in his right mind like I think the titans tower fight is stupid and don't acknowledge it but I still don't deny that Jason would still not hesitate to hurt tim bc hes willing to hurt people around Bruce to mess with him and that's fucked up but its just how Jason is - alot of people use it though bc it is just easy it's easier then actually writing a Jason who's unhinged and genuinely wants to harm certain bats it's easier to sympathise with and its a easier way to end a story with everyone now a happy family

#ask #anon #and i hate it so much #also was that elitist #omg am i elitist #damn #tbf i think its fine as long as im only saying this stuff on my blog #lol #any way yeah #pit madness is stupid #its one of those fanon things i cant stand #ive mentioned it many times before #but i just #its so dumb #why do people like writing away the interesting parts of a character #like people who use it to undermine everything that happened in utrh #get outta here #jason came back wrong #thats like 90% of who he is #stop trying to take that away from him

[omi-papus]

Concept I pulled out of my ass while trying not to pass out in the micro:

A couple of fanon interpretations of the architects have the idea that they have genetic children, (whether by insemination, something about spores I think, and literally just raw DNA depends on the creator) but they don't give birth, and they don't have partnerships between the parents, they also don't care for their children themselves. That's left to specific qualified caretakers and essentially no member of the equation knows who it is they shared genes with, neither do they care

Now. Present day. No architects save for one are left. Robin and Al-An have been traversing the home world for years and have yet to find sight of any survivors. They find records of what was apparently an evacuation effort to get as many of the children out of the planet as possible, apparently not all were able to be boarded, and they learn that one child was intentionally left behind. The file is too corrupted to get the explanation as to why. They assume said child has already dead, and Al-An is too afraid of facing any more disappointment, but Robin pushes him along, encouraging him to try and find it.

And above all odds they do. Its consciousness is stored in a faulty terminal and it luckily they can get a body for it rather quickly, but due to time and resource availability. They are forced to give it a body that's much smaller. Smaller than even Robin. Al-An claims it to be a couple of decades old, around 98, and to Robin it appears to hold the mannerisms and behavior of a twelve-year-old. It's initially scared and untrusting, and it only begins to trust them somewhat when it seems that they made it a body and that it has nowhere else to go. It can't speak any human languages, being far less apt than Al-An, but it can speak some architect. Both Al-An and it can communicate, and he senses that there'is something it's not telling him. The network is gone, so these two cant read each other's thoughts, so they are stuck as they are. This is why the brooding doesn't actually recognize Al-An in any meaningful way. It can tell he's an older architect, but nothing more. Al-An recognizes this insecurity and, after a long period of trust building, mostly between him and it, Robin being a presence he feels uncomfortable with. Al-An decides to sit it down and explain to it who he really is. Why things are the way that they are, and why he is here now. 

The broodling remains frozen for a second and without warning emediatly attacks him. Al-An has no problem stopping him. And begs for its forgiveness and in the midst of it screaming and crying, falling over its own legs, repeating itself in its rage induced misery, tells him “It is your genes that made them choose to leave me here!” Before running off.

Al-An doesn't understand. He stands there still for way too long, and it's only when Robin shakes him to get out of his stupor, that he manages to whisper.

“That is my offspring…”

He can't face it. Al-An has never even thought about this being before, and cant believe the chances of ever meeting it like this. The guilt swallows him whole as he realizes that his failure was not only known throughout the network, but that they deemed his very being so repulsive that they left an innocent child to die only in the name of culling his bloodline. He does not expect it to forgive him, and he is terrified by the very notion of being a genuen father. He was never meant to be. He doesn't even know who the mother was. It was just something all architects where instructed to do at one point. He's scared and remorseful and yet, even now more than ever before, so desperate to hold it close, to keep it safe and tell it he loves it more than anything. But he can't bring himself to follow after.

And Robin does not plan to let that stand. She's going to get those two back together if it kills her. And she isn't going to tell either of them… but she doesn't want to think about Al-An having a family with somebody else. She deep down wants the kid to accept her too.

#subnautica #subnautica below zero #robin ayou #al-an #al an #al an x robin #au i guess?

[localvoidcat]

do u have any thoughts about how people misinterpret sarah tmc …

I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS. this is my quip with a lot of the girl characters in mandela but i cant stand it when her role comes down to like. oh shes grieving mark. oh she bullies thatcher because YES THOSE ARE PARTS OF HER CHARACTER BUT SHES SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT !!! she is so much more than just what her dynamic with other characters - these usually being the male characters but that's another rant - is.

she's also very much not like. "girlboss" i can't stand when shes reduced to that. she is not !!! you cant put her into that small category and just think thats her whole thing. shes an interesting character!! shes fueled by anger !! shes fueled by something that was taken from her, and she hates that it continues!! shes so sick of the cycle that got people - and is getting people - killed!!

i actually do think. that she plays a very good narrative foil to thatcher. but only if you're willing to understand his flaws and stuff because when you get to see both sides of their stuff its so so interesting. you understand her hatred. you understand his neglect. she's rightfully angry and he's rightfully scared and its SO GOOD to see that and i wish it was looked at more in fanon yknow

sarah heathcliff - as well as a lot of other characters - deserve so much more than the jokey role they're shoved into. when i see the portrayal of her begin and end at "oh she runs bps and shes upset over her dead brother" it makes me so sad because NO !!! SHES SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT!!!!

anyways she deserves everything and shes one of my favorite characters and i will talk about her any day

#tmc #i actually love being asked these things please send them in if you're curious. #i think so much about them all

[missfingers]

ok i don't know much about yakuza but i gotta know for the choose violence ask game: 3, 8, 11, 16, 22, 24? (you can also do these about another fandom instead if you want, i just chose yakuza bc those are ur little guys)

HI AUSTIIINNN. forgive me this will get long

3. screenshot or description of the worst take you've seen on tumblr

ohh my god theres been so many. but okay i will specifically pull up an example from the server i run. no screenshots cause the conversation was way too long but essentially yakuza has a massive misogyny problem with its female characters (of which there are. barely any). the conversation was specifically about the hostess mechanic, which is this minigame that appears in almost every game where you go to a hostess club and have a date there (a hostess club if ur unaware is basically softcore sex work its paying a woman to talk to you at a club). ofc nothing wrong with hostessing but people were specifically talking about how it was Kind Of Creepy that all the protags are like.... 40+ and all the hostesses / other female love interests are a lot younger.

and then this guy came in saying something along the lines of... if you criticise the way hostesses are objectified in yakuza then actually you hate women and sex workers and youre saying its not a real career .....? NO ONE WAS SAYING THAT. it was really one of those situations where the person was acting like these fictional female characters have their own agency to do sex work and flirt with older men ignoring completely the Old Men Writing The Series. they are not real people making their own decisions these are women written by men. it was bizarre. this guy also eventually said that if you criticise panty shots in anime youre racist or something because "japanese culture is like that" okay.

already answered 8 here! <3

just realised i completely got switched up on numbers and i already answered 11 and thought it was 10, so my answer for 11 is here but i will also answer 10 for @kasugas since i fucking. didnt.

10. worst part of fanon

majima woobification. and the worst part is its in the games now too like they straight up woobified him in kiwami and i cant STAND IITTTT. hes literally a yakuza boss he violently beats up his men he canonically married an 18 year old and hit her when she aborted their fetus hes not a good guy and i love when canon shows that. but then fanon is just like solely fucking majima everywhere characterisation of ooo hes just a silly little faggot who loves kiryu and kiryu hates him <333 (even though kiryu. does not. and finds his antics hilarious in every other game. and treats him as his closest friend.) and also the uncle majima stuff....... i like thinking about his relationship with haruka as much as the next guy but when people just. slap them together with no consideration to the fact he KIDNAPPED HER. AT 10 YEARS OLD. like dude shes going to be traumatised you cant just Ignore that for the sake of giving her two dads?

16. you can't understand why so many people like this thing (characterization, trope, headcanon, etc)

oh i fucking know. i KNOW why they like it and the answer is theyre uncreative yaoi loving freaks but so much nishitani content is just him acting like some borderline rapey daddydom and its soooooo Eugh. they make majima into this uwu baby who doesnt want any of his advances until the relationship is literally liek something out of a fucking yaoi where he "really wants it deep down but hes going to act like he doesnt so its going to feel so uncomfortable and hes going to get borderline assaulted". the entire appeal of nishimaji to me is that nishitani is literally so down horrifically bad for majima and majima actually likes him back even if he thinks hes weird as shit. theyre both insane for each other.

22. your favorite part of canon that everyone else ignores

ok im going to sound deranged here but his relationship with mirei. thats the 18 year old i mentioned. a lot of people choose to ignore he did that and like.... i get it its very uncomfortable to accept your favourite dude would prey on a kid like that but like. i feel like it does a disservice to his character to ignore that? it shows how he perpetuates the cycle of abuse and its so incredibly interesting to me but so many people just say "he wouldnt do that!!!!" when like.... yes he would. im sorry but he would.

24. topic that brings up the most rancid discourse

fuckig hell idk theres so much horrible yakuza discourse. ig its relevant rn but like whenever anyone genuinely critiques how fandom acts (misogyny, racism, woobifying a genuinely morally reprehensible character, ableism, just anything) and then the people who do this shit get all up in arms about it and act like its pointless infighting when its... genuine shit that makes a community unsafe

#hope ANY of that made sense to you austin. ILY!!!! #twirls hair feel free to ask me to clarifyyyyy i love talking #lucy.txt #rgg

[envyofthegods]

here is my headcanons for which taylor swift album would be each of the dead poets favourite and why. 

neil perry: folklore 

- i feel like this is self explanatory

- literally taylors rendition of shakespeare 

- it has incredible storytelling and lyricism which neil is a sucker for and also big escapism energy, which lets be honest is one of the reasons neil loves acting so much

- its cottagecore meets magic/fairy vibes which imo is neil to a T 

- ‘mirrorball’ was literally written about him 

- his favourite song is ‘cardigan’

- he has definitely cried while listening to ‘this is me trying’ 

todd anderson: evermore and red

- sad boi hours 

- lets face it todd is one of those people who loves to cry. he likes to go somewhere quiet to just sit alone and let it all out and these two albums are his go to for that 

- he’s also a hopeless romantic at heart so all the love songs hit him in all the best ways (hes definitely a secret stay stay stay stan)

- mans is a poets so he loves good lyricism. between ‘all to well’, ‘state of grace’, ‘champagne problems’, ‘coney island’, ‘evermore’ and a bunch more, both these albums knock it out of the park. 

- ‘gold rush’ was literally written about todd the minute he laid eyes on neil

- his favourite season is autumn

charlie dalton: reputation 

- this man loves people standing up for themselves 

- he definitely cried listening to the album knowing taylor was doing better after what happened to her

- this man HATES bullies. (thanks to nolan and his dad)

- he definitely screams ‘this is why we cant have nice things’ at the top of his lungs whenever it comes on 

- his favourite song is ‘don’t blame me’ (he definitely has a thing for religious undertones when it comes to sex) 

- he’s a ‘getaway car’, ‘cruel summer’, ‘august’, ‘gold rush’ stan

- he secretly really likes all the love songs (don’t tell the other poets) and he sometimes listens to ‘gorgeous’, ‘call it what you want’ and ‘delicate’ when he’s alone and daydreams about meeks like a lovesick puppy

steven meeks: fearless and lover

- meeks and pitts are fearless stans all the way. they definitely became swifties during fearless era so it has sentimental value and they also just LOVE her country stuff

- meeks also adores lover. he thinks its some of her best work and he also just loves how happy and good vibes it is, while still being so lyrically and sonically impressive 

- hes definitely a sucker for a good fairytale romance so his favourite song is ‘love story’. he’s just glad romeo and juliet could have a happy ending for a change 

- paper rings is his favourite song off lover and he can’t not dance if it comes on. he also made charlie and him matching paper rings when the album came out. 

- meeks loves his family a LOT so ‘the best day’ also has a special place in his heart

gerard pitts: fearless

- he and meeks joined the fandom in fearless era so its very nostalgic for him 

- pittsy loves taylors country vibes and he’s secretly also a debut stan 

- his favourite song is ‘the other side of the door’. he sings along to the bridge and outro at the top of his lungs every single time

- he definitely went through an intense country music phase at some point bc of taylor but in the end only her stuff really stuck long term. 

- he’s hoping for her to make another country album some day 

(fanon) knox overstreet: 1989

- this man loves pop music. but not just popular music, music that sounds like proper GOOD pop.  

- ‘style’ is definitely his favourite song 

- he also loves ‘out of the woods’ and thinks the bridge is a masterpiece. he definitely accidentally got deep into the vehicular manslaughter theory

- at some point he tried using ‘how you get the girl’ to actually get a girl

-  he thinks ‘shake it off’ is amazing and will come after anyone who disses it

- cried the first time he listened to clean (i feel like his sister went through some kind of mental illness) 

#dead poets society #neil perry #todd anderson #charlie dalton #steven meeks #gerard pitts #knox overstreet #dead poets headcanons #taylor swift

[volfoss]

daiya, miraschon, and hmm abbacchio!

already got daiya here! apologizing for not having reread part 6 in like a year so not remembering a lot and also for my brain being like v far from part 5 so these might be kind of short, im sorry :(

Miraschon:

do I like them: uh from what i remember i think so?? SO is so blurry in my memory so i apologize </3

5 good qualities:

1. from what i remember shes like a menacey as fuck character and thats soooo fun like yes!!!

2. OMG YEAH YEAH THE UHHH THE SCENE W PUCCI!!!! that was a rly good scene

3. shes so ourple omg...

4. her stnad looks like its wearing a uhhhh welding mask thingie i love it <3

5. shes like d'arby adjacent ig? in the way some of her mannerisms r similar when i was looking up panels <3

3 bad qualities:

1. lowkey hate her hair but its like idk not the worst hair choice its just rly strange?

2. didnt get enough screentime for me to rly come up w more im sorry :(

favourite episode/etc: i rly liked the uhhh baseball arc that was a fun one <3

otp: well >:) her and delilah obvi <3

brotp: uhhh i think she and gwess are friends unless im going solely off of fanon in which case oops sorry :(

ot3: uh none? idk i cant think of any sorry

notp: none rly??

best quote: every single time she says good... that stuck in my head for some reason but i love it

head canon: loves her lil gf <3

Abbacchio:

do I like them: yeah hes rly good hes just like idk hes rly good...

5 good qualities:

1. hes so fucking ourple oh my goddddd (except in ghgr where hes blonde but we dont talk abt that)

2. him and bruno oughhhh

3. his past and like how it still affects him i just guhhh its done rly well

4. his stupid little overcoat thingie... he just refuses to wear a shirt its funny like good for him

5. OMG HOW HE UHHH KICKS THE SHIT OUT OF THAT ONE CIVILIAN!! VERY FUNNY!

3 bad qualities:

1. the uhh teapot thing :(

2. how he is towards giorno omg its like... this isnt necessary bud

3. this mans hair is the bane of my existence when i recolor anime screenshots... its soo long and so many straight lines i hate it

favourite episode/etc: during the uhhh mitm fight those were good

otp: bruabba easy!

brotp: hes not rly like friends w anyone in the main group?? idk closest is maybe nancia?

ot3: none!

notp: abbagio... die!!

best quote: him refusing to let giorno see his stand is always rly funny to me like hes so protective over it for no reason

head canon: nonbinary as fuck idc <3

#asks #again sorry these r not that great :( #im sleepy tired and just like tossing shit out sorry </3

[secondhand-trash]

also adding onto your comment on how people say horrible shit over fanon stuff-i recently read a fic where the hq characters were all assholes to the reader (for plot lol) and people in the comments were literally insane like genuinely getting truly angry and wishing horrible things on the characters and its like... its fucking fake relax... also personally its crazy to me how people read stuff like that and are like “i cant see this character the same anymore” like😐

Wow you’re just serving us tea after tea at this point hhhhhh

Tbh I used to have my feelings towards characters swayed by fics too, but I always recognised it as me being invested into a fic instead of that character actually being the way I disliked them being. It’s also like... it’s not always easy to detach yourself from the content you consume but I think it will also make things more fun for everyone if they take a step back and rmb that those are fictional characters, they can be whoever they want them to be and that “asshole” version of that character doesn’t overlap with that same character in the 10 million other situations you could find them in. I stand by my view that you should always step away if something is making you genuinely upset, you don’t have to read things that doesn’t make you happy.

Funny you would mention that because it’s been a recent trend on a Chinese fanfic site I go on to write the reader as the one that the all character hates so it can be like a “oh they did reader wrong so now they had to go out of their way to win their forgiveness” (esp since those tropes are usually like... reader died in their own lifetime and reincarnated as this person in the character’s world who did terrible things and reader had to suffer for things they didn’t do so the readers will sympathise with the protag). Tbh it’s just like Mary sue novels all over again but with the skin of existing characters LMAO

#asks #cadence rambles

[corvidares]

c!ranboo, zoe murphy?

send me a character aaand..

c!ranboo -

favorite thing about them

oh gosh hmm... i think.. its his capacity for love. his caring. he's not close to many, but those he truly loves he would do anything for - from the smallest gestures (an allium, for you) to the grandest (i would protect you with my life)

and he doesnt care what anyone else thinks about those he cares about.

least favorite thing about them

his willingness to keep his head in the sand. theres so many things that happened in the server before he arrived, or things he's forgotten, and its a bit hard to watch him just.. be okay with that, especially when its relevant to him. like the fact that he only JUST recently found out about what happened to tubbo during the pogtopia war.. damn, dude. maybe pick up a history book or smth?

favorite line

“Although I’m forgetful, although I’m an idiot sometimes, I can’t forget people.”

(there might be other ones but its so hard to dig up quotes for this damn fandom)

brOTP

HIM AND TOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! their friendship, as rocky as it is, means EVERYTHING to me. tommy was one of the first people to show kindness to him. hes patient with his memory issues. and ranboo doesnt let tommys anger and playing insults get to him. he knows tommy has a huge heart. he doesnt give up on him, even when everyone else does. ranboo yelled at sam on tommy's behalf when.. tragedy befell him.

OTP

him and tubbo!! i just adore their relationship. you can tell they were drawn to each other, that they're growing together. they both hide so much from each other, both have so much trauma, but they would die for each other. they started a family together!! they have their own commune! tubbo is patient with ranboo and ranboo spoils the heck out of tubbo, just as he deserves.

nOTP

shrugs?? in terms of Any kind of relationship, keep dream the FUCK away from him

random headcanon

ranboo really loves hugs and similar types of physical affection :] he wraps his tail around tubbo a lot, and tommy if theyre hanging out close enough.

also he's nonbinary and uses he/they

unpopular opinion

fanon needs to realize that ranboo DOES in fact have a backbone and CAN stand up for himself and others

song i associate with them

okay this is embarrassing but i dont think i have any [pensive]

favorite picture of them

AUGUHGHG YOU CANT MAKE ME CHOOSE

this one jk haha no but uuuuh oh man. maybe one of the frames from shatter? this is cute too

-------

zoe murphy -

favorite thing about them

ohhhh. i think... it's how much she grows, how strong she is in the wake of so much pain. those things didnt make her stronger. but damn does she know how to keep moving forward, to truly step into her own light.

least favorite thing about them

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm tough. maybe her callousness towards connor? i mean idk, i get where shes coming from, but.. it does suck a little bit.

favorite line

"'Cause when the villains fall, the kingdoms never weep | No one lights a candle to remember"

yes im cheating with a song lyric

brOTP

IS IT CHEATING TO SAY HER AND CONNOR?!

OTP

no one? tbh. alana and her can be a cute pairing tho sometimes

nOTP

i. really dont like her with evan, at least romantically.

random headcanon

-slams fists on table- zOE HAS ADHD-

uuh but for something you maybe Havent heard, how bout... she loves spring! a cool breeze on a warm day! and sunsets

unpopular opinion

uuuuuuuuh zoe was not popular in school

also she doesnt hate connor

song i associate with them

motion sickness by phoebe bridgers ,,

favorite picture of them

AGH

this is one of my favorites!

#THANK YOU ELLE!!!!!!!!!!!! #ask games #corvimail

[jacqcrisis]

I love when certain people are like 'Ben/Kylo ren wasn't abusive or awful to Rey’ like....

Did we not watch the same movies? Did we not all see the holding her hostage, invasion of thoughts, violence, constant gaslighting, hurting her friends, trying to distance her from her friends, murdering people she cared about, emotional manipulation, etc? Did we not have 2 1/2 movies of him being strictly a fucking villain????

Did some people just disassociate during those parts or what? You can ship what you want my dudes, but you cant just stick your fingers in your ears for the bad parts of your ship/fave character and pretend they dont exist in canon. That's not how media consumption works. you can disregard canon in fanon but you can’t disregard it when talking about canon.

'But ben and kylo-' are the same person, dog. One is just the mask he wears and the other is his name. Ben solo made all the bad decisions and did all the horrible things in the movies on his own volition, whether using the Kylo Ren pseudonym or not. Just cause he put on a dumb moniker doesnt make him a new person absolved free of charge for his awful shitty actions. 

I think that's what irritates me about some kylo and reylo stans: they dont own up to the bad parts of their favorites. If your ship or favorite character is a trash fire, then fucking own it. Dont pretend it's some saintly bullshit; Reylo is a house on fire and Kylo Ren is a dumpster mess of a villain.

but fucking take that dumpster and revel in it like the rest of us who stand behind horrible characters and terrible ships instead of pretending like its a ship with zero in-universe baggage to it. 

#star wars #the rise of skywalker #star wars discourse #anti reylo #tagging that in case any reylos have the tag blocked #this is coming from someone who ships THE MOST amount of 'problem' ships #and has the MOST amount of favorite 'problem' characters #like i hate reylo and kyle ron with a passion #but im not mad at people for shipping are stanning #you do you boo #but you cant just act like kylo is a pure angel to rey #and that their relationship is all sunshine and funshine #cause if you do #then you're shipping for an aesthetic #not the characters #and wheres the fun in that

[theradicalace]

Got any underfell headcanons?

FUCK YEAH I DO, YOU KNOW IT

okay okay, let’s do this in an Organized way, by character. under the cut cause it got crazy long

sans:

doesn’t slouch in public, cause that’s just asking to be attacked

personally i see him as being about an inch or so taller than the other au sanses, but it looks like way more cause he’s the only one who stands up straight other than swap sans

he’s super claustrophobic due to past trauma

his jacket was a gift from papyrus, and he’d be absolutely devastated if anything happened to it. 

it’s also waterproof! cause waterproof jackets are neato

he doesn’t wear a collar in my interpretation of the au, despite that being the popular fanon for him. i just think that all the connotations the fandom has given it are super weird and creepy, so i’ve ditched the collar entirely

he wears sneakers outside, not slippers. he doesn’t want to lose a slipper during a fight or something.

for the same reason, he cuts the ends off his shoelaces to make them short enough that he’ll never step on them

he has a neutral route fight this time, but it’s not super hard. still no pacifist route fight

the geno fight is still an asskicking.

papyrus: 

actually the shortest of all au papyruses by about an inch

wears those belts with the seatbelt buckles on em you know the ones

he’s scared of thunder when they get to the surface, bc it reminds him of the earthquakes underground that could FUCK things up. also it just makes him worry abt the ppl he cares abt

he cares SO MUCH about EVERYTHING and EVERYONE

more than once he pushes himself into a breakdown bc he cant fix all the corruption and problems in the underground

he makes sure the children of the underground are safe and as well fed as possible

he’s actually the older brother, because im a sucker for big bro paps

his scarf was a gift from sans, and he’d be similarly devastated if anything happened to it, the same way sans would be if anything happened to his jacket

he doesn’t wear the battle body in this au

he has real armor for in public, and casual clothes for at home

he hates the armor. 

he has no LV or EXP

he is in the royal guard, at sort of a mid-rank kind of thing.

he just wants to help people

he’s the owner of the mysterious lab and the broken machine inside of it. he built it himself. he’s a skilled engineer, after all.

he was working on it with sans, but eventually they ran out of resources for it, and had no time to work on it.

he’s aware of timelines and resets just as much as sans is. he remembers as much as sans does. they cope together. (i just don’t want either of them to suffer alone.)

he still calls everyone to the barrier in a pacifist route, but he ends up getting there before toriel, so he’s the one to stop asgore from hurting the human.

better friends with flowey in this au. sees flowey taking the souls, and keeps everyone distracted.

still spares the human on a genocide route. he doesn’t die in one hit, though. he takes a couple hits. he spares you the whole time.

toriel:

sad, afraid, angry.

she’s seen what anger has done to the underground, so she tries to keep her own anger in check.

it’s hard, but she tries to show kindness whenever she can.

her clothes still have some of the old purple, but they’re heavily patched with red and black.

it’s harder to get out of the ruins in this au, because if the human’s hp goes too low, she stops the fight entirely.

its similar to what papyrus does.

right down to the player waking up in a new room, except its back in the bedroom toriel tries to provide instead of a shed.

she tells the human they will always have a home in the ruins if they so choose.

she answers her phone ONCE outside the ruins, to tell the human to please not call again. she wont answer after that.

alphys:

owned up to the amalgamates very quickly. secrets that big take too much energy and effort to keep.

the amalgamates still spend a lot of time in the labs, but theyre free to leave if they wish. most of them are still waiting to see what else alphys can do for them. whether that means separation, or something else entirely, no one knows.

alphys has MUCH stricter standards for experiments after the amalgamates and flowey. 

no amount of threats or bribery from the king will change her mind

she doesn’t have much time for anime. she still watches as much as she can, but she’s just so BUSY

mettaton:

relatively the same, actually, just with more limbs

flamethrower instead of a chainsaw tho

napstablook:

didn’t get the memo, so they’re still the same as undertale

undyne:

tall. really tall

frustrated

tries to get the human to understand, and to give up their soul willingly

actually relatively easy to spare in this au

once she finds out that papyrus is on the human’s side, she’s won over pretty quickly after that.

she’s quieter in this au, but not by much. only when she needs to be.

her spears are this really cool green-blue-white mix. i’d have to draw it, but just trust me when i say its really cool

her eye was actually not lost to a fight or infection or anything dramatic, she was just born without it.

monster kid:

skeptical of undyne from the beginning

“yo… undyne is… kinda mean. but i guess she’s just trying to protect us, right?”

doesn’t know how to feel

muffet: 

mostly the same, just Even More goth

her prices are still outrageous, but if you can’t afford it, she has a donation box you can give to instead :)

if you donate, her attacks in battle are much easier, and the fight is shorter, but you still have to fight her

buying a treat from the ruins bake sale is still the only way to skip the fight entirely

asgore:

not afraid to threaten or bribe people to get his way

doesn’t talk much. he prefers to only speak when he has to

he’s angry, not sad. his kindness is greatly subdued.

he is… difficult to win over.

ANY neutral route ends with him sacrificing his own soul so you can leave. flowey wont kill him in this au, so he must take matters into his own hands.

flowey:

very sad.

doesn’t have a lot of hope

goes along with the human just to see what happens.

doesn’t have the motivation to directly mess with anyone.

doesn’t follow the “kill or be killed” motto here.

doesn’t really do much of anything until he sees where asgore keeps the human souls for the first time.

suddenly, he feels like maybe…. maybe it can be different.

if it’s a neutral route, asgore sacrifices his soul before he can gather the courage to make the choice he needs to.

if it’s a pacifist route, he manages to snag the souls while papyrus has everyone distracted

the pre battle scene goes a LOT differently.

he doesnt sit around monologuing, he gets right down to business, takes the human souls, and takes the monster souls right afterwards.

“i’m sorry, but this is for the good of all monsterkind”

asriel (before dying)

he was alive when everything was happy.

basically the same

asriel (beginning of battle)

“you look so much like chara…”

“but you aren’t them, are you?”

asriel (first phase)

“you’re not like chara at all!”

“you’re just a cheap ripoff!”

absolutely FURIOUS

HATES the human.

asriel (second phase)

even angrier

“why won’t you just give up and DIE already?!”

lost souls:

sans:

talks about frustration

papyrus:

talks about not being able to fix anything

talks about unfairness and injustice

undyne

talks about her mixed feelings about humanity

alphys

talks about how she will never make the same mistakes again

toriel

doesn’t speak

asgore

talks about how this is for the goof of all monsterkind (similar to flowey, but not quite)

asriel (post battle)

“…you’re more like chara than i was willing to admit.”

“just go. i’m not worth talking to like this.”

“but hey. take care of flowey for me, yeah?”

chara (before death):

mostly the same, but probably could have been talked out of the buttercup plan if asriel had pushed just a little bit harder

chara (narrator):

horrified at what the underground has become

urges the human/player to try and help

mostly quiet during boss fights.

almost silent for a majority of the geno route

as a rule of thumb, the more the player kills, the less chara speaks

chara (genocide encounter)

“…i do not understand.”

“is humanity truly that twisted?”

“or have the new rules of the underground simply infected your head?”

“…your soul.”

“give it to me.”

“i will stop you from ever hurting anyone again.”

(this ends up not being true, but damn if they dont try.)

it takes a lot longer for them to even consider resetting the world.

they want you to sit with what youve done.

it takes an hour for them to come back after you sell your soul.

if you do a second genocide run, you’re fucked. they’re not coming back, and you’ll have to fuck with the game code to reset again.

frisk:

not in control

can sometimes resist the player’s actions, but mostly just getting tugged along through the underground.

on a pacifist route, they’ll happily go along. 

on a geno route, they try so hard to resist, but they truly don’t have a choice.

after the game is over, they live their own life.

theyre a good kid.

none of this is their fault.

largely the same as undertale frisk, if a bit more tired.

theyre like 12 leave them alone

general headcanons:

hurting/killing a child is punishable by death

people mostly arent as murdery as youd think.

there’s a lot of fights, but asgore has put in a few regulations to prevent TOO much death.

dont want the underground tearing itself apart, right?

so mostly it’s just brawls and petty crimes. not a whole lot of straight up murder

still, you can never be too careful.

the “welcome to snowdin” and “welcome to hotland” signs now simply read “snowdin” and “hotland”

#ace rambles #anonymous #underfell #undertale #headcanons #long post #like really long #god im sorry for anyone who tries to look at this post in it's entirety #i just saw ''underfell headcanons'' and went ham #headcanons with a dash of canon

[mieczyhale]

throwing together some of my recent/ish hc posts/tags for @hellomyguru bc its a thing, babey (i have no idea what you’ve seen and what you havent bc tumblr really just suck like that so lmao)

my tags on this post::  #HELL YEAH HELL YEAH #more pride hcs!!! noice!!#i love these sfm#like klaus always taking part no matter how bad shit is bc HIS PEOPLE!!! and ben trying to punch picketers and homophobes is fucking adorbs#and i would kill (whoop) for the day klaus makes ben corporeal during pride and ben can punch all the people and then disappear#vanya’s is cute. come to the light darling!!#and diego fksgjf okay listen whether one hcs him as bi or not this is 1000% something he’d do either way#he’s supportive!!! and he has lgbtqa+ family!!! and nobody gets to be mean to his family but him!!#see also:: the first year after the apocalypse is avoided five decides to tag along when klaus saying he’s taking dave to#his very first pride. he not only enjoys himself but he learns a lot and either then or over the course of the following weeks figures his#own labels out - bc i hc five as asexual and i just have a thing for klaus being the all knowledgeable one about something for once#and his siblings learning about gender and sexuality from him and maybe discovering something new about themselves along the way!#except luther. he’s a cis hetero and we all know it#but maybe he learns to be a good ally. maybe#i mean probably not but whatever#allison is the only other person in the family who i’d even consider calling straight#bc there’s nothing wrong with being straight and i just.. dont have another label that i think fits her really well#so yeah ive got gender and sexuality hcs for them all flgkscndn happy pride month bitches

my tags on this post:: #’you’re telling me this happens every year?? for a whole month??!’ #actually i need every possible concept of dave experiencing pride month and seeing how far things have come for gays#like rainbow shit everywhere#and of course the legalization of gay marriage#out and proud gay politicians and gay people in positions of power#the amount of support that comes when homophobic shit happens now#homophobia isnt the accepted norm anymore#another thing i like is the concept of - either during pride or just in general - dave being excited to learn about the community as a whole#his boyfriend is a nonbinary pansexual and klaus has explained before what those words mean but dave wants to really understand#we stan a supportive and loving couple#dave has a lot to learn in 2019 but i think this stuff would be the most important and have the most effect on him yknow??#shit isnt perfect but its better and now he can work on getting passed the environment he was raised in#so he can hold klaus’s hand in public and kiss him around other people without panicking and eventually he proposes because HE FUCKING CAN#HE CAN DO THAT. HE CAN JUST.. ASK HIS BOYFRIEND TO MARRY HIM. LEGALLY.#good fucking shit

my tags on this post:: #did you see the state of the sky in the apocalypse?? there’s a chance he really wouldnt have noticed#i mean like yeah it could be a funny plothole#but there could also be reasons for why thats not something he noticed#or idfk man timeline shit#maybe the moon didnt explode the first time around#maybe it did and there’s just another moon somehow some way#maybe he didnt notice bc he was first too scared and then too frenzied and angry probably and then he had shit to focus on and math to do#and then dolores wanted to go on dates to the local wine cellars and flat empty areas that used to be parks and then there was spending days#in the library together like having a girlfriend is a lot of work okay#maybe five just didnt have the time to slowdown and consider things like space#maybe his headspace was too fucked#sometimes you just forget about the moon - i know i do!#so sfgksncjf okay y e ah

my tags on this post:: #YES!!! #yes yes yes #okay #so#everytime someone mentions or even hints at dave having anger issues i wanna fucking cheer bc thats one of my biggest hcs for him#like yeah he’s sweet and gentle and respectful and all that - genuinely a good man - our lil jewish gay#BUT#he did grow up in the 50s and 60s which as op said would have surrounded him with a lot of toxic masculinity. now i dont think he would be#a toxic kind of masculine AT ALL but it definitely would have forced him to hide his emotions and feelings and idk hobbies and of course his#sexuality. and i say hobbies bc there isnt a canon answer for it i dont think but i personally hc dave as being someone who loves art#specifically: drawing. dave keeping a lil sketchbook and some pencils under the pillow on his cot in vietnam?? yes please#so anyway yeah - he wouldnt have really had any good examples of how to properly take care of your anger - although he has enough#heart and common sense to know its really fucking wrong to take it out on women and children and people one is dating WHICH - another hc i#have that ties into this is that somehow his dad found out that he’s gay and beat the crap out of him over it. because unfortunately thats a#thing that happens. so his main male example was an abusive pos. and then he goes to vietnam which is fine because its not like he has#anyone stateside that will miss him - that will talk to him anymore - and its a warzone so there are a lot of ways to work out your anger#and yeah that of course includes bar fights. and he does - usually - try and keep a hold on his anger until he’s away from anyone who might#feel threatened - and he doesnt wanna end up taking out an innocent on accident - but he’s not actually perfect and so sometimes he fails#and it happens around klaus one time and seeing his love’s reaction - the making himself smaller - trying to hide - going quiet and so#clearly afraid - and not just afraid but afraid OF HIM - freezes him to the core where he stands because nobody has ever reacted like that#before. or if they have he never noticed or cared because they didnt matter. but this is klaus. his klaus. who he loves and would never do#anything to hurt him. his klaus who he protects and defends and knows he wants to spend his life with - no matter how impossible it is#he wants to go to klaus and apologize - try to undo the damage done simply by him raising his voice and lashing out - but he doesnt know#what to say or how to say it - he doesnt know what to do with the situation honestly. so he leaves the tent and goes to take his renewed#anger and frustration out on whatever he can find so he can calm down and hopefully get into the right headspace to have whats#no doubt going to be a really hard conversation with his boyfriend. because where do you even start??#but of course they talk it out and dave promises to work on his anger and on how he lets it out and yknow.. its dave so klaus trusts him and#it takes some time - there are some incidents - but dave works hard and learns a lot from klaus - including how to unlearn a lot of shit he#grew up with - and its rough but having a partner from the future who breaks all kinds of barriers definitely helps#so y eah. those are my brief feelings on it and i wanna marry op 

my tags on this post::   #!!!!!!!!!!!! #YES #i adore this post#i could never pinpoint why the introduction on the bus made me feel like That but this is it!!#its just so sweet and innocent - even surrounded by other soldiers in the middle of a warring country#the innocence and unbearable fucking adorableness of their first convo on that bus just… its so bright and lovely it makes everything else disappear#the only thing that matters is the two guys getting to experience that ‘o h’ moment for the first time in their lives bc their childhoods#never let them have that #i assume#bc like op said klaus didnt go to a regular school and he wasnt p much stuck in that house and then he was on the streets so#and for dave like.. i guess he could’ve had that moment in school? but it would’ve been one-sided and he never would have#told anyone. 1960s. gay jewish man. yeah.#they’re each others first (and only) loves and i just really fucking adore that and live off of posts about them 

my tags on this post:: #what if he wasnt dead-dead though???#bc like… the day five found them all dead was apparently the day the apocalypse happened right? so its not like they’d been dead for days#weeks or w.e yknow??#and the time between klaus dying and coming back is varying and undetermined - there’s no canon timing for the length of his deaths#so what if he came back to life??#like okay i know its not really possible in canon bc five buried them i think?? or is that a fanon thing??#i cant remembering #anyway#but still - in general klaus not being permanently dead in the apocalypse is another possibility#and five didnt know about it bc after finding them all he began his 45 year journey#and klaus wakes up alone and essentially has to learn to survive and he doesnt know five was ever there bc..well.. yeah#five is long gone#maybe klaus lives out his days in that wasteland#and he doesnt remember it where five does bc five time traveled back and klaus didnt. the klaus that got stuck in the#apocalypse is a different klaus - like a different timeline. the klaus from ep1 never got stuck in the destroyed future so#he’d have no knowledge or memories of it or anything#or - second thought - he kills himself at some point after waking up and either begs god to let him stay dead or he strikes some kind of#deal with her so he doesnt have to return to whats left of earth#oooo or something happened that put a lock on his powers?? like yknow those cuffs and devices and stuff in stuff in fantasy that freeze the#users abilities?? that’d be an interesting plotpoint bc then like who did it and why and what was the last day really like? yknow#vanya’s meds but More is the idea #just a thought#but anyway idk im just a big fan of klaus with the inability to die and all the possibilities that brings 

my tags on this post::   #i’ve actually never stopped to consider why he didnt notice them except for my v first tua watch-thru#which is odd bc like that seems like a thing one should notice after a few watches??#but w.e #anyway#my only other hc for that part of the episode isnt that klaus didnt notice them bc he’s used to guns#it’s that he didn’t hear them#or that they weren’t loud enough -to him- to register as gunfire initially#bc like one of my close hcs is that he has bad hearing. growing up with people screaming in your ears 24-7 365 can’t exactly be good for#his ears now can it? and with how loud some of them are and how close they can get to him - without touching him - that’s just.. a lot of#fucking volume okay#now add in the academy’s mission alert siren#how loud he listens to his music with headphones on when he’s trying to drown out some REALLY LOUD SCREAMING#and then being near gunfire growing up. those bank robbers had guns and weren’t exactly a big distance away#all the raves and clubs and parties he goes to?? places where music is played so loud the room shakes and you cant hear anything else and#the music itself can be heard from blocks away?? that’s an indeterminable amount of intense noise#and then of course the gunfire of vietnam#so like… boys ears have SUFFERED. whether they wanna acknowledge that in canon or not#so the shooting at the theater - the shooting thats IN the theater - which is large and meant to house sound#thats happening across a big city street from where they’re standing and they’re behind the food truck and if klaus was ordering when it all#started that was just another level of sound and he’s not exactly focused bc everything is awful yknow?? so either it takes him a second to#notice or register it on his own or maybe he doesnt and ben says something?? idk but that’s kinda the field i’ve landed on for that scene#not that im not here for op’s hc!!! bc it really is a good one and it makes sense. im just rambling my own theory here bc i like considering#the Ways for Things sometimes. esp with klaus involved. this does make me wonder tho… if his hearing somehow is -fine- in canon…. h o w?#bc like bitch who tf can take all that and have perfect hearing?? thats gotta be impossible. if they are fine is it related to his powers#somehow?? like.. does his casual passing between life and death all the time mean he doesnt have mortal ear weaknesses? its weird but im..#i’ve got theories. 

my tags on this post:: #probably in the massive fucking pockets of his fluffy coat#see also:: a dealer’s place #a boyfriend’s place#an ex-boyfriend who is also a dealer’s place#a girlfriend’s place #a partner’s place#all ex’s of course bc dave is the only valid romantic relationship#he made friends with the person who owns a nearby thrift store and they help him out#he has a locker at a public place like the ymca#he only has one outfit before returning to the mansion so he has nothing to carry - ever on the move#he thiefs off of people in rehab and crackhouses he stayed in that are dumb enough to leave their shit unattended#when he sees something he likes or he feels its time for an outfit change#he mostly sticks with his lace up pants as far as bottom pieces go bc its much harder to sneak away with skirts#and the kind of crazy pants he likes. there’s only room for one pair of pants for this pan disaster#after returning to the mansion he has access to the funky gay clothes he had managed to aquire before leaving all those years ago#bc like… i kinda hc that he got out of there fast and probably higher than fuck and had nothing packed#have you ever tried to pack while high?? it’s harder than it has any right to be#crack theory:: he had a bag - we just never saw it bc in the beginning he wore it under his floofy coat bc safety and he didnt need it the#rest of the time.#i have a lot of thoughts and headcanony opinions about klaus’s time on the streets so thank u#for giving me a place to dump some of them   

#a collection of my dumbass tag rambles about the umbrella academy #for the ever lovely #hellomyguru #im definitely gonna be thinking of more pride hcs tho bc... Gay. #oooo i should make a post about my gender/sexuality hcs for all the siblings maybe?? ive seen other people do that and like.. i wanna share #but i also dont want to be eaten by people who disagree so... mayhaps not. #idk. #anyway. i knew i typed a lot in tags but uh... i wasnt aware of how bad it was. whoops? #mytuaposts

[bazzledazzled]

I’m not going to lie to you I am 100% pulling these headcanons from the spam of messages i sent @waywardpadaleski​ but I saw Voltron Hogwarts AUs floating around and I decided to make headcanons because I love this idea ive also doodled stuff and may post some or write something just not rn

OKAY SO

pretty much the houses just go with their lions— but lance is special snowflake im sorry i know i sound like one of those uber annoying lance stans that shove da boi down everyones throats i cant help it i love him but bare with me this makes sense

Okay so Keith is in Gryffindor because ofc he would

Pidge is Slytherin

Hunk is Hufflepuff

Allura is totally a Ravenclaw

What about Lance, you ask? Well u know how JK Rowling said that there’s things called “Hat Stalls” where people took longer than 5 min to get sorted???

Ye well Lance is one of THOSE

It would work with canon if you think about it because he kinda is stuck between the red lion and the blue lion and like-- I know keef is the same way with the black lion but shush

SO ANYWAYS

the sorting hats dilemma is that he’s smart and has the means to excel in Ravenclaw, but at the same time he’s outrageously brave like a Gryffindor

(MY BOI IS SMART FITE ME)

So the hat doesn’t know what to put him in

Then the sorting hat comes to the conclusion that while he could do great in Ravenclaw, he wouldn’t reach his full potential unless he was a Gryffindor (*COUGH* LIKE CANON)

Sooooo-- Pidge is like a year or two behind Hunk, Lance, and Keith because y’know, shes younger and stuff and she kinda gets into the group because of her older brother

THATS RIGHT MATTS HERE

So Matt is a Ravenclaw and him and Shiro are besties ofc

(Shiros Gryffindor sorry I forgot to mention it)

Matt was also a Hat Stall because when i was thinking about his house i couldn’t decide between Ravenclaw, Slytherin, or Gryffindor

But he’s Ravenclaw cuz it fits in with an Adashi thing im gonna bring up later

ANYWAYS

Shiro is also Keith’s older brother, they’re not biological siblings, its just Keefs dad was friends with shiros parents and when he passed away the Shiroganes adopted him 

Shiro is ANNOYED because Keith and Lance are always fighting with each other in the commons and he just wants to read his book in peace

Now here comes the Adashi

Okay okay so Adam is Ravenclaw

I know we barely know anything about Adam (*glares at s7*) BUT based on stuff and how the fanon Adam is, I’m saying he’s Ravenclaw

So anyways

Let’s get to Quidditch because that’s part of the Adashi part of this AU

Keef is a Gryffindor Seeker because like-- he go vroom

I lowkey am making Lance a Keeper not only cuz he would be good at it but also cuz of those cheesy shirts that say things like “He’s a Keeper” and “She’s a Catch” 

Shiro is a Chaser

Pidge and Hunk I think would be Beaters???? Idk

OH! James Griffin is also a Slytherin Seeker byeeee

Adam is the Ravenclaw Keeper

Headcanon is if theres one thing Lance and Adam have in common, its that they can make people flustered very easily 

So ya know what Adam does, much to Shiro’s annoyance???

He flirts with him

Whenever they have games that are Ravenclaw vs. Gryffindor Adam will flirt with Shiro, winking at him, yelling stuff across the field, making Shiro so flustered he can’t throw straight (pun intended)

One time Adam gets Shiro so flustered he drops the ball

Matt, a Beater, high fives him

OH! Also Allura is a Chaser and she’s like the best Chaser in the school FITE ME

Okay thats enough of quidditch 

Okay so as for family lineage and stuff

Shiro, Lance, and Hunk are muggleborns

They just are

Shiro’s parents knew about Magic because of keef and were surprised when they found out Shiro was a wizard

Lance is the only wizard in his family and he gets homesick a lot because he’s the only one who goes to Hogwarts and he misses his siblings and stuff

But he always brings niece and nephew home stuff from Hogsmade that he thinks they’ll like 

Hunk, Lance, and Shiro meet because Hogwarts started a club during the summer for Muggleborns where they can meet and talk about concerns with Hogwarts and magic and stuff with other muggleborns that are older

So Lance and Hunk soon become really close friends and Shiro is kinda their advisor and stuff

Anyways

Keith is a Halfblood, which makes sense because i mean he’s half galra on the show so

His mom was a witch, and idk if im going to have her run away for something or die?? I mean I kinda want her to run away cuz of something so they can be reunited but i have no idea what it would be unless this was during the time of harry potter and it had something to do with Voldemort but i kinda want to stay away from all that so ye

Pidge and Matt are purebloods

But they’re not the stuck up purebloods

They’re literally the Weasleys 

Sam has a fascination with muggle technology that Pidge and Matt share

So like, they have a lot of fancy tech

Pidge and Matt snuck a DS on campus and play Zelda at meals

Allura is probably a Pureblood but shes way less snooty, maybe even compared to her parents

As for teachers

Coran is Herbology teacher or something???

Alfor is Defense against the Dark Arts maybe??? I don’t know either him or Zarkon 

Haggar is obviously the potions teacher

ANYWAYS

Everyone hates Lotor cuz his parents are teachers and he’s a teachers pet

But back to Haggar in potions

So she’s like the slytherin head thing or whatever they were

so yknow she’s biased

and it doesnt help that her son is also slytherin

(also Zarkon is a Gryffindor sorryyyyy)

(This also could play into keith or lance’s story by them being compared to Zarkon or something and it unsettling them)

(This just in-- I think Zarkon should be the voldemort)

(oh shoot im getting sidetracked with imagining zarkon as voldemort and lance as harry potter)

(help)

ANYWAYS

So ofc she sees that Lance and Keith are always at each others throat

and makes them potions partnets

because it makes it easier for them to get in trouble because they keep fighting and then she can take points from gryffindor 

ANYWAYS

The one day they are tasked with making Amortentia, right??

Oh god this is so mcfreaking cliche im sorry

So Keef and Lonce are there, both tired from studying or something so already they’re cranky and half asleep

So they’re making the potion right?

And lance just coughs, a look of disgust on his face

“What?” Keef says. Lance plugs his nose.

“U stink, Keith.” And throughout potions class Lance keeps complaining that Keith smells really bad or something or he used too much cologne idk

Ofc like Pidge is in that class and shes snickering

Lance turns to her like “WHAT IS IT PIDGE” 

She asks him if he knows what the potion is supposed to do

He’s just like “It makes people fall in love with u.”

“Yes but what else?” Both keith and Lance stare at her blankly. She explains that when u smell it you smell what u love most

Both keef and lances eyes widen

For the first time in forever they’re quite the entire period

Keith has a gay panic

Lance has a bi panic

they are disasters

Shiro confronts pidge after that day

“Pidge what did u do to keef and lonce they’re broken”

Pidge is all like, “Excuse me????”

“They’re being nice to each other.” 

Hunk, who is also there, just snorts

“Pls explain this to me,” Shiro says, exasperated

Pidge explains the Amortentia scene

Shiro just laughs because of course they were in love with each other

(it lowkey reminds him of him and Adam)

(okay now i have theories that the reason why they made Adam shiro’s boyfriend is because its meant to mirror OTHER ships in voltron *cough* KLANCE and its foreshadowing or something i mean adam does look like lance and shiro and keith are sorta similar)

(shut up candy back to the AU)

Hunk admits that Lance has had a crush on keeth for like ever but he keeps saying its just a rivalry thing

Actual conversation between the two:

“And what’s up with his hair?? It’s like straight out of the 80′s and he has all the bangs over his eyes like an EMO like why is he trying to hide his eyes?” Lance blushes because he’s thinking about how beautiful Keefs eyes are. “Like why? Why is his hair like that i dont understand?? And what does he do to it why is it so soft???”

“You’ve touched his hair?”

“Yeah I was trying to see if I’m taller than him yet” Hunk was just confused but then Lance kept talking about keiths hair and he let it slip when it was like, almost 3am that keiths hair made him look pretty and lance would never be able to make that look good on himself, then immediately said something about the one time keef blew something up in first year because hes an idiot as a coverup

So hunk has known for some time

Even when lance didn’t know

So for the next couple weeks keith and lance act kinda weird around each other

because they don’t know how to handle feelings

they mostly avoid each other, standing on opposite ends of the room and glaring at each other

but of course that doesnt help them at all because for some reason they share a room

(oh my god they were roommates)

The rest of the boys in the room are angry because of all the sexual tension its giving them anxiety and they started sleeping in the commons

I actually have no idea who the other three boys would be because one of them couldnt be shiro because hes older and everyone else is in different houses so

At one point keith just blurts “Whats wrong with you?”

Lance gets all defensive because he takes it in a different way than Keith meant and thought Keith was saying he was flawed or something and he was broken and...

heres the langst

Lance just starts to get upset and is yelling saying nothing is wrong with him and he almost starts to cry because he’s just so confused and doesn’t know whats going on and he feels like hes not good enough for Gryffindor and

He has a lot of emotions

And he says all this, starting to ramble through tears, pouring all of his emotions out

Keef is shook

he doesn’t know what to do Lance never acted like this in front of him before and he’s never seen lance like this, so self conscious and doubting himself 

Keith doesn’t know how lance could even think these things because in his eyes-- lance is perfect

Lance has always been so much better at magic than he was

and He’s so confident and such a good Keeper 

He gingerly touches Lance’s shoulder. 

“Lance I--” Keith doesn’t know what words to say, but apparently he doesn’t need to say any

Lance wraps his arms around him, burying his face in his shoulder, sniffling

Keith is surprised at first because u know keef

He doesn’t know how to react when someone hugs him

He gently hugs lance back, resting his head on Lances and running his fingers through his hair

Lance calms down, his breathing slowing and seeming more relaxed

when he does, keith tries his best to tell him how great he thinks lance is and how hes jealous and all that

Lance pulls away, rubbing his eyes. 

“You mean it?” Keith nods solemnly, not looking at Lance. Lance touches his cheek, causing him to look back up, his brows knit together in confusion

Lance doesn’t know why, but he kisses him

(*klance fangirl in me starts screaming*)

and just??? the moment feels perfect to both of them? This was someone they always thought of as a rival, were always jealous of, and were always thinking about. They never truely understood their feelings for each other, until now

Shiro doesn’t comment when they walk into the dinning hall the next morning holding hands

But Pidge sure does 

Okay im trying to think of more headcanons involving people other than Shiro, Keith, and Lance because i love all the characters and they deserve attention

Hunk makes friends with two other Hufflepuff girls 

he he he yall know who it is

SHAY AND ROMELLE

MY GURLS

Shay and Romelle have been friends since they were first years and Shay yelled at Lotor for making fun of Romelle

they’ve been besties ever since

Hunk meets Shay and Romelle in Herbology because in like maybe 5th year or something Hufflepuff house was taught Herbology with the Slytherins. Every year before that it was either with Ravenclaw or Gryffindor so he would pair with Lance, Keith, Allura, or Shiro

Pidge was a year or two bellow him so they didn’t have classes together in case u were wondering

For the specific thing they needed a group of three and even though Hunk is a pretty nice guy and can make friends with everyone, everyone sorta had their trio

Because ofc he can find a PARTNER that was left out of their group of three, but suddenly they’re paired off in threes and there’s no sad loner who has no friends. 

Shay and Romelle have an opening in their group

Hunk goes to work with them

They’re honestly the cinnamon roll squad and when Hunk introduces them to his friends Lance and Pidge immediately nickname them that 

Hunk quickly falls in love with Shay

Like deeply in love

He’s always complimenting her and laughing at what she says

Romelle keeps trying to tell Shay that he likes her but Shay just goes “he’s just a nice person, Elle”

The Yule ball comes around ofc

and at this point Lance and Keith are dating

This is probably around.... Sixth year I want to say? 

So here’s the line up 

Keith and Lance go to the dance together

Shiro asks Adam in like this grand way and Adam is just like “wait we weren’t going together before??”

Matt doesn’t have a date but he invites Pidge because she threatened him (she wants to take pictures of Klance and Adashi acting cute and coupley to use as blackmail and Matt supports it)

Hunk starts freaking out because he really really really wants to ask Shay but he doesn’t know how

Lance gives him a pep talk, saying that she obviously likes him of course she’ll say yes

Hunk is still nervous

Lance is all like “C’mon asking your crush out isnt that bad if she says no she says no, but if she says yes then you get an awesome date.” 

“Says the one who had a crush on his boyfriend since second year and covered it up as a rivalry.” Lance looks offended.

“You need to stop hanging out with Pidge.” 

Lance decides to be Hunks wingman and starts asking Shay things like “You planning on going to the Yule Ball?” and “What do you think of Hunk?” He sees that she is very much interested and repots this to Hunk

He helps Hunk come up with a way to ask her

And its like the sweetest thing Romelle is in on it and she gives some stupid excuse as to why she cant study for herbology with them 

then her and lance hide behind a bookshelf, giggling

Hunk gets super flustered

But he manages to ask her

Shay also gets really flustered

But says yes

oof okay thats three of my big ships canon now for the fourth. 

When Hunk first introduces Allura to Romelle, her first thought is “Her. I want to date Her.” 

Now Lance and Allura have already come out to each other as bi disasters

It actually happened when Lance got with Keith and they were talking about him, doing facials (they take care of their skin with each other fite me) 

And Lance is just like “Yeah so I guess I like guys and girls” and allura is like “YOU CAN DO THAT” and lance is like “yeah????” and hes not sure if shes being biphobic or what and hes scared for like 0.1 second

and then allura just goes “Oh my god lonce i think i like guys and girls too”

And then they just start laughing

I guess I should also mention that they dated at one point too???

I don’t think it would’ve been super long, but probably around 3rd year they dated and thats actually probably how Allura got introduced to the Squad??

Lance first saw her when he finally joined the Gryffindor Quidditch team 

He got picked to be a Keeper the second year

So their first game is against ravenclaw

And he’s pretty good for the most part

And then all of a sudden he sees allura flying towards him and she looks so beautiful and how can she be so beautiful and--

She just scored a goal

and he was staring dumbly at her

So Lance and Allura’s relationship kind of developed like it did in the show with Lance flirting with her and Allura being annoyed to them becoming friends and eventually mutual crush

Allura’s actually the one to ask Lance out

They date for a while and theyre actually a really cute couple

(I may be a hardcore Klancer but I do find Allurlance cute on the occasion)

But after a bit... it kinda fades away?? I don’t know they just start to feel like when they kiss its not... not how they thought it would be??

They slowly start to realize that they kinda just want to be friends, not boyfriend and girlfriend

It just adds stress that they don’t want and they want to be able to tell each other anything without having to worry about stuff

so they break up soon after they start dating

sadly

but they dont?? feel too broken up about it???

The feeling was mutual

Plus they like each other much more as friends than romantic partners

They’re like the ultumate brotp 

Now they give each other facials every thursday

anyways

so allura finds out that she has a crush on Romelle

and who does she go to?

Ofc its lance hes a successful bi with a boyfriend

So he pretty much teaches her how to flirt

like seriously he teaches her how to flirt

And Allura makes it her duty to flirt with Romelle at every possibly oppertunity

Making Romelle freak out because how is she supposed to read this does she want to date Allura or????

They don’t really go any further for a while, its just allura slipping in little things every now and again or blowing kisses at romelle in the stands as she scores a goal

When the Yule ball rolls around, both Allura and Romelle dont have dates (Lotor asked Allura to the dance because they kissed one time in a game of spin the bottle and she responded with judoflipping him)

But they have fun

Everyone has fun actually

Its amazing and fluffy

(i feel like i should write a snapshot of this so i can finally write a fic that isnt centered around klance)

And a slow song comes on

Hunk and Shay awkwardly dance with each other, blushing brightly

Lance and Keith have their heads pressed together, Lance kissing Keith’s nose as they dance and making keith so flustered he stumbles and they both fall to the floor laughing

Adam and Shiro are that couple everyone is jealous of because theyre so perfect?? Like they have matching outfits and they dance gracefully and they kiss at just the right moments??

Pidge and Matt are god knows where probably videotaping the whole thing

And Allura kinda jokingly goes, “Well I guess then we should dance too.” And Romelle surprises her by taking her hand, pulling her onto the dancefloor

and freaking allura is actually really flustered and she’s blushing, having a hard time looking at Romelle

(romelle is having a hard time looking at her to fsajndvjhaio)

They’re both blushing. 

At the end of the song theyre much closer to each other than they started

They look up at each other

And then Romelle squeezes her eyes tight and kisses allura

It barely lasts for a second

Allura is shook

Romelle is in Lesbian Painc

Allura is in Bi Panic

Nobody seems to have noticed

but both girls are dying

And then allura just timidly asks, “Can you-- can you do that again?”

Pidge walks up to them kissing and just goes, “Oh thank god I thought I was going to have to force you two to kiss”

Because pidge oversees everything and knows everyones crushes that theyre too stupid to see

I feel bad for pidge i don’t really know what big moments she should have???

I feel like shes a trouble maker though

Not like cruel pranks or something 

But she likes to play jokes on people

A lot of the times that person is Lance

A lot of the time Keith is in on it

I also feel like eventually Allura and Romelle start to join her??

She recruits them for some big thing

Idk what

Its probably like a surprise for either Klance’s anniversary or Adashi’s 

And they love this way of life

Romelle betrays the cinnamon roll squad and goes to the dark side

Also a little more about pidge

She was almost a Hat Stall

Her two houses were Slytherin and Ravenclaw

But at like 4 min and 43 seconds the hat announced slytherin

her family is actually a mix of slytherins and ravenclaws

her dad and brother are ravenclaws

her mom is slytherin

OH AND BEFORE I LEAVE

Lances rivalry with Keith started because Keith bought the last of the candy he wanted on the train

And during like 7th year when they’re cuddling or something and Keith is like “why did u start this rivalry” and lance says it’s because he took the candy and Keith is SHOOK and goes “I would have shared if u asked”

and yeah i may add but heres most of the headcanons i came up with

#voltron #klance #adashi #hunay #romellura #allumelle #what is their ship name??? #pidge gunderson #hogwarts au #takashi shirogane #adam #lance mcclain #keith kogane #hunk garrett #shay #harry potter

[bipolyjack]

Please tell me more about why you like sheith, I'm very curious to hear the rest of it.

(alright luckily i had the beginning of this saved elsewhere when tumblr just randomly sent it early so imma just begin by pasting. also spoilers for voltron s4 obv) 

the original ask was something like “curious why u like sheith? ive thought abt it and i think i prefer klance”

rubs hands 2gether Thank U for Asking

first of all, thats chill! if klance is ur thing, fuckin go for itmy dude, have a great time with that shit. the fandom’s huge andtheres tons of content. im all for ppl shippin what they want and imnot here to tell someone to ship or not ship something. if u do trulywant to know why im a sheith tho, buckle the fuck up cause im awashin sheith feelings at every moment and i got Things 2 say

alright so the main thing with sheith is that it feels realhealthy and good. (well it did. things are weird this season bc shiromay or may not be a clone but up until his disappearance at least.)they’re rly good abt checking in with each other to see how theother one’s doing and feeling, and they lean on each other a lotfor support. they also treat each other as equals and respect each other’s choices (again, with minor exceptions in the current season). they got that good good hidden backstory together. they got that good good star crossed lovers thing goin on where the universe keeps ripping them apart, fucking them over and tossing them back together more fucked up than before and my dude i Eat That Shit UP. also that good good height difference.the show gives them lots of moments where they’re either alone in a room together havin a private moment or havin an equally private moment in front of the whole fuckin team where fuckin everybody can see them (like the first Hug tm). they’re openly physically intimate with each other (which keith is not with anyone else) and they’re not like. ashamed of that. there’s so much canon content i cry daily. 

here lemme break it down

we know they knew each other in the garrison, and not just like in passing, like acquaintances, but enough that keith was the only person there to see shiro off when the kerberos mission launched. in s1ep1 lance says of shiro “omg that guys my hero” and of keith “you’re my rival” but neither shiro nor keith know who lance even fuckin is. bc presumably they didnt hang out. everyone in the garrison knows who keith and shiro are but they - keith especially it seems like - dont keep track of the other students. also theres this whole fanon thing where shiro and matt were best friends in the garrison and hung out all the time before kerberos, but in s4 when matt greets shiro hes incredibly stiff and awkward and calls him sir and shiro just goes “pidge never gave up on u buddy” which i guess could be a clone thing but could also be him bein like “i totally did give up on u tho, whatever” (and i can totally buy that considering how pidge’s whole personal arc this whole time has been looking for matt and their dad, and while shiro has been supportive of that, he’s also been like hey dude that’s not our top priority as a team). so from that i infer that matt and shiro werent best buds in the garrison, and that he must have spent a lot more of his time with keith bc in s2ep1 keith makes it clear that shiro made a significant impact on his life and that he still thinks about things shiro said to him before kerberos. which we havent seen. bc theyre hiding the pre-kerberos backstory from us and i cry. also their flashbacks in s1ep2 (i think, i dont exactly remember which ep but i think its that one) when they all put on the headsets and we see their fondest memories, shiro’s is the day they were separated and keith’s is the day they found each other again like jesus.

then there’s keith’s first scene in the show. the first thing we see him doing is kicking the shit out of like three garrison guys to rescue shiro. we get that close up of him touching shiro’s unconscious fuckin face and his first line in the whole show is him saying shiro’s name. like shit dude how am i supposed 2 not ship that. the first time keith and lance interact, its lance butting in on that moment and keith being like “who the fuck are u” and its. uncomfortable. we also know that keith has been livin alone in the desert and obsessing over these lion carvings bc he got kicked out of the garrison for basically insubordination sometime after shiro went missing. we get that scene in the shack where keith talks abt feeling lost until shiro showed up and everyone else in the room looking all confused and uncomfortable as these two dudes who clearly already know each other well and have been separated for like a year just stare into each other’s eyes or what the fuck ever. also the scene outside the shack where keith comes and finds shiro and puts a hand on his shoulder and asks him how hes doing - theyre alone for that part. also worth mentioning is that keith has no hesitation touching shiro’s galra tech arm, whereas lance hesitates before shaking his hand. we see a bunch of times that keith is touch averse with almost everyone except shiro, in a way that indicates a degree of prior familiarity and a good understanding of boundaries that keith hasnt had the time or inclination to set up with lance, hunk, pidge, allura, coran etc. also the one time he holds lance when sendack attacks the castle and lance is unconscious, lance sort of blows it off later and basically goes “no homo” when keith brings it up so that was a bummer

i also love some of the Pauses they put into shiro and keith’s dialogue, some of them are just. so choice. like when keith proposes a crazy plan that puts him in danger and shiro just takes a sec, closes his eyes, then goes “alright i’ll back u up, do what u gotta do” like!!!! boi!!!!!! thats good shit. also in s2ep9 during the blade of marmora trial when keith is basically having this nightmare about shiro rejecting him because of his connection to the galra, (which real actual shiro can see because this whole ep was a fuckin fanfiction) and he does that same thing where hes like “shiro... *pause, close eyes for Just a sec* you’re like a brother to me” which! by the way!! i have said the same thing!! to a friend i had a crush on!!! who was straight!!!! and i was a little baby who didnt know i was into girls yet and we used to say we were like sisters bc i? didnt know i?? was gay???? we shared her bed whenever i stayed over and she really did see me as a sister and i would just lie next to her and daydream about touching her boobs,, anyway keith is so relatable there i could yell forever but continuing on,

can we, real quick, talk abt the first time keith flies the black lion? bc in s2ep1 hes not the black paladin yet. real shiro is still around. and keith legit goes up to black, puts a hand on her big ole nose and goes “ur boi is in trouble, we gotta help him” and she goes “yeah dude hop in” like?????????????? thats some fanfic shit again! black Knows! also dont even talk to me abt how many times keith and shiro yell each others names in that ep its unreal. also the trope (that i eat the fuck up every time) of one member of the otp lying trapped and injured somewhere and talking to the other member of the otp thru a helmet comm or whatever and they cant see each other but they can hear each others voices, so they have to keep talking to like reassure each other they’re both still alive and okay?!!! im such a sucker for that shit!!!! ummmmm the fact that shiro keeps reassuring keith that hes fine when theres a gaping glowing wound in his side and hes like visibly in pain, clenching his teeth, eyes closed, groaning, sweat beading on his forehead, the whole fuckin thing?? and josh knocked it outta the park with shiro’s voice in that ep making him sound like he was trying not to sound hurt and exhausted so that keith wouldn’t worry too much like Fuck me up!! smiling thru the pain when keith talks abt how much shiro changed his life and made him a better person??? boi!!!!!

then there are the times when shiro talks abt something happening to him and keith taking over as voltron’s leader, and keith gets all panicked about it like he cant stand the thought of losing shiro again (this happens a bunch of times but the ones that are coming to mind are s2ep1 and s2ep9 bc. again. those are the fanfic episodes). and then he Does lose him again and he’s so clearly grieving, lashing out at the rest of the team, super obviously feeling shiro’s loss more than the others (and lance is a real dick about it a bunch of times which really rubbed me wrong), going out to look for him over and over bc he wants to believe so bad that shiro’s out there somewhere. omg the “please no” when the black lion accepts him that shit Fucked me right up!! he wants to honor shiro’s wishes!! but some part of him knows that’s like admitting that shiro’s gone and isn’t coming back. and then!!!!!! when they find kuron and its just the red lion and the galra ship floating alone in space just like. gently drifting toward each other. keith’s little tired smile there. fuck me up. and then we find out in the next scene that keith has been the only one in shiro (kuron)’s room while he’s recovering and shiro (kuron) hasnt bothered to shave or cut his hair or get dressed yet and he lets keith see him like that and not the rest of the team. fuck. keith looks Exhausted in that scene. hes got bags under his eyes, hes kinda hunched in on himself, arms crossed, like something in him Knows this isnt his boi but he wants to believe it’s him so bad and its. god. its a lot. and Then when hes turning to leave and kuron is like “how many times will u have to save me before this is over” and keith’s face just relaxes into this legitimately genuine smile when he says “as many times as it takes” like!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fuck me

this is where it starts gettin awkward with them bc kuron isnt shiro and he doesnt treat keith the way shiro would but he Tries, like after keith fucks up that one mission and kuron comes and finds him (again, in private) to touch his shoulder and be like “im proud of u boi” when keith clearly Did Not Do A Good Job and keith just looks bummed like “thats. thats not tru” and it Hurts me bc we know real shiro doesnt do fake praise. also kuron orders keith to put himself in danger more than once and doesnt give a shit that keith and the others get hurt because of it which also real shiro would never do - we’ve seen him react when his teammates take hits before, but especially keith, like during the bom trial. then theres s4ep1 where keith sort of drifts away from team voltron in order to do more stuff with the blade of marmora and everyone’s pissed at him but then as hes walking out kuron’s like “you know we’re here for you if you need us” and keith gets that soft smile again like “i know and i cant tell you how much that means to me” and then they do that good good hand clasp that turns into a hug which by the way is a stark contrast to when other people hug keith and they just kinda grab him and he goes all stiff and it takes him a sec or three to put his arms around them if he even does that at all - with shiro they do the hand clasp first and then walk into the hug together and keith buries his face in shiro’s fuckin shoulder and smiles and closes his eyes and i wanna die. and theyve done this twice now which makes me think they probs did it before kerberos too and that also hurts me. 

then theres s4ep6 where keith has gone the whole season feeling like he was a bad leader. it seems like voltron doesnt rly need him and his friends dont need him and shiro doesnt need him and hes been hanging with the bom who have their whole philosophy of not going back to rescue their own guys if it means putting the mission or the rest of the team in danger (which keith already was saying when allura was captured - how very galra of him) and now keith’s having to readjust to that mindset after being part of such a close knit team. so when he sees a way to take that shield down, he just fuckin goes for it. hes started to see himself as expendable. when shiro thinks hes about to die, we get all kinds of flashbacks, the first of which is him and keith alone outside the shack. there are no flashbacks with keith. he just closes his eyes. and shiro (kuron) congratulates him. like obv its before he knows what keith was about to do, but still, thats some fucked up shit. 

now this wasnt rly part of ur question, ie u didnt ask me how i felt abt klance, but i feel like i gotta say: lance just grates on me. im sorry i know lots of people who love him but he just. isnt my cup of tea. and i do think the relationship shown in the show between keith and shiro is a lot more mature and healthy than the one shown between lance and keith. lance has some good moments! but canon lance and fanon lance seem like two entirely different people to me a lot of the time and thats all cool and fine if ur lookin for that, again im not here to stop ppl from having fun, but there are so many good sheith moments in the show and im just glad to see the relationship between two dudes depicted that way regardless of whether it becomes canon or not. also lance in the show is only shown being attracted to girls, and in kinda a skeevy way - like ive met guys who treat me like that and been Very off-put by that kind of behavior. and it would put me off if after all that they got him together with keith. like hes just superficially interested in all these hot girls but keith, who he has very few heartfelt intimate moments with onscreen, is his True Love? like thats,, not good bi rep. i Do rly like the bond hes been building with allura since they switched lions, that seems like its going in a direction that could turn out to be very wholesome and sweet. but again, if klance is ur thing, by all means have a ball.

k that was a lot but tl:dr i like 2 cry and sheith provides me with lots of opportunities to do that,, if u read it all then thank u deeply and truly for ur attention, u probs Understand me as a person a bit better than before lol

#long post #voltron spoilers #s4 #sheith #this got Very long im sorry #voltron #shenanigansintime

[quixoticrobotic]

What’s the bots’ fave ways to stim?

k so gonna go through all the bandbots, i’m just gonna list hcs of the top of my head instead of going in depth bc. six whole robotsRabbit: her repeating the word “rabbit” when she was first activated wasnt a glitch it was just really fun to say. she does The Leg Bounce Thing. she and the spine will inadvertently do a Synchronized Leg Bounce. she chews on EVERYTHING, six had to upgrade her to have 3d printed plastic teeth instead of metal ones just so she wouldnt chew through things quite as fast. also ive had like 12000 people point out she does the Dinosaur Hand Thing. like u kno the thing where you hold your arms like a t-rex and sometimes flap your hands and its sometimes used as visual shorthand for a character being autistic? she does, in fact, canonically do that. she has a lot of little hand flaps its the bestThe Spine: rocking and bouncing! he canonically kinda bobs from side to side even when standing still and i do that as a stim and my mom does it due to chronic back pain and i hc he does it as both! i feel like he’ll bounce his leg or tap his foot sitting down. also if he could feel texture he’d loooooove certain fabrics The Jon: a good stimmy boy. ive always like the idea that he likes the way feathers feel and stims with the ones in his hat sometimes (i hc the jon has humaniod senses that the other bots cant and nobody knows why and it was long ago chalked up to “idk its the jon its fine”) also lots of echolalia definitely, as a way of communicating and just bc it feels goodHatchy: the lack of stim headcanons i have about hatchy is disgraceful tbh. like i never super came up with any good ones im ashamed Zero: hes still new so i dont have very many zero headcanons at all. ill be keepin an eye out for headcanon fodder at the yulemas show dont you worry!Upgrade: the only thing i can think of ties into dragon!grade fanon but i feel like shiny things would be a visual stim for her. she also seems like she’d agree with those posts about pretty rocks and dice being Forbidden Snacks

#words to people #hall of headcanons #long post #bigbotfamily

[cielospeaks]

a few specifics bc i was thinking “what would i do” and it ended up being more “what would i not do”

-i kinda am not the biggest into cheesecake. like i love cheese and i love cake but cheese based desserts make my lactose intolerance flare up (which is weird bc actual cheese does too but i like it too much to care). tho if its for a good reason ill drink it. like when i got nezumis drink that had cream cheese ice cream. ur lucky i think ur cute lil sleepy mouse boy (also ur moz’s birth yr so that too)

-i like practically any and all music. like if its good hell yea. if its bad but has parts that are good or i can tell the staff was tryin their best or is mostly harmless im ok w it too. there are sooooome individual pieces (and artists) i cant stand at all. but mostly for the artists bc i associate their voice with how awful of a person they are and i dont find anything likeable enough in their music to disassociate the music from them (most of the time i dont even like their voices to begin w either lmao). that or its from that one movie. you know the one. fk that music and fk those writers of it. i hate that its way better in everything but the original english lyrics like fk.

-unless the canon friends/love interests are completely terrible i dont mind sharing. really. i kinda realized when everyone expects me to get jealous of the antoinette characters bc i love all the mozarts but tbh i dont feel anything like that? i love them and want to spend time w them and want them to be happy n stuff. most of the time if a character i like like has a fanon love interest but i dont rlly ship it i see them more as besties/rivals/ect and depending how strongly i feel about the character could want some wholesome friendly interactions w them. if its a canon love interest and they are kinda terrible thats a whole different story. if they show repentance or regret id be willing to give them a chance but if they dont then screw em. not actually but like for the sake of the slang term of it. like u dont deserve to be abusing my fave like that, ill help show them what actual love and support and understanding feels like (yup u know who im talking about. its who im always talking about)

-everyone knows i have weirdly specific rules for acc/tn/ect which is basically just that u understand the fking meaning and dont act like a shitty asshole not bothering to read the actual thing. like i honestly dont mind where you get the source from as long as you genuinely try to understand the characters. and i understand everyone has different views for a thing but theres a difference between interpreting something differently and twisting the whole story to fit ur specific and inaccurate view. i mean u could say thats exactly what i do with that certain story but hey man im just callin it how i see it. and ive said the musicals and even the jp dub present my boy in a completely different light. but im goin off the movie and in the original english release of the movie hes treated like shit and abused by horndogs and violent assholes. and ive gotten so used to that version i can kinda relate less to the versions that actually bother to make the lead characters likeable bc it would kinda change my entire perception of the story. (tldr i dont like twisting a story for personal interests unless u can make a damn fine argument that the author/director/whatever had no idea what they were doing)

-id rather not have things get super op. i prefer my peeps as kinda not as weaksauce as i am but not op levels of powerful. i think it depends on the context too. sometimes if they have a good enough reason a character can be op, or in context of the story (for ex. schuu is like suuper powerful but bc of self deprecation rarely is at his full potential power) but like, if its a historical figure fighting game. also appreciate old dudes/robots/furries. if youve got one of those three things theres no reason to turn them into a stupidly overpowered evil sexy bishounen. especially old dudes. gali doesnt count bc hes still a lil shitposter in his hot form- and its only a temporary form. finn doesnt count either, he was like a middle aged guy in his flashback of 2 seconds and even tho everyone was up in arms i like that hes a fish loving trashman in the game. so more like dont make people that have no business being shitty bishounen op bad boys into shitty bishounen op bad boys.

-also to clarify: depression isnt cute. stress isnt cute, anxiety isnt cute. none of those are cute/attractive/fun/trendy. me getting stressed out from life isnt a good thing, its not a thing to be encouraged. my faves feeling worthless or terrible isnt a good thing. sure i like comforting them or being comforted, but its not a good thing, i dont like that its bc they were feeling this terrible. on the other hand comforting them bc they thought it was a good idea to stick a buzz lightyear figure up their butt and the wings popped out while inside or eat food off the ground and got sick is completely acceptable. like its still not a thing to be encouraged obviously but id much rather have them crying bc they did something stupid as opposed to bc they feel like they have no place to even be existing.

#about me