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Think it's sweet when people recommend me a show and try to be helpful by telling me what streaming platform its on but it does always throw me a little to be reminded that there's actually people out here who still spend money on streaming services

#got recommended a show today by a co worker #and they were like and its on Netflix so super easy to watch #with me just sitting there like yeah totally got the funds to spend £15 on a netflix sub #🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

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People just be saying a woman's extensive crime list, all im hearing are her green flags

#ask #anon #dc #dc comics #stephanie brown #batman #was gonna tag a ship but this works for multiple of stephs #call this girl colour blind she doesn't see the red flags in partners

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i think duke thomas can look up at the eclipse and be fine actually

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dads and their inability to remember your friends' names

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Dick's canonically supposed to be one of the like 5 people in the world total who can perform a quadruple flip. I put forward that this is the one and only thing Cass has never been able to match him on. She is very bitter, he is very smug and neither of them are especially mature about it.

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it was fun to draw this

(other color version below)

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on a batgirl kick and she is so. character of all time.

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Since we're talking about eggs, is it just a US thing to have egg roll races, where you use a spoon to roll an egg across a yard.

you've got to be messy with me at this point why would you do this and not just a normal egg and spoon race where you place the unboiled egg in the spoon and run with it while not dropping the egg why are you rolling it guys help I refuse to believe this infact

#ask #do-i-really-actually-need-a-name #also i guess say if your usamerican #but honestly don't care too much bc like #why are you breaking your backs for a egg race????

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Made the mistake of going into my inbox forgetting the conversation I started and just being hit with multiple EGG

#im so happy that we are all so invested in egg #should probably say easter eggs #but like i think at this point most of you are just naming egg based activities that you can do all year round #hehe round

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Defending Dick Grayson from people who think he wasn’t kind to Jason at first is a full-time job and I’m always employed

#dc #scott lobdell when i catch you istg

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I AM SICK OF PEOPLE DRAWINF JASON LIKE A LITTLE TWINK.

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fics that villainize Talia are obsessed with having Jason bad mouth her. I think Jason should be the #1 Talia apologist actually. To a toxic degree even. You tell Jason about the weird cloning shit and he’s like “well I’m sure she had her reasons 🤷🏻‍♂️”

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shes a little terror. a freak of nature. a creepy crawling critter. she consumes my every waking thought.

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“in the comics” is such a great phrase you can lie about anything and no one will check. in the comics wonder woman has on panel passionate lesbian sex with cheetah

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DC ttrpg au where the reason why the bats keeping showing up in other heroes cities is bc their own group keeps imploding due to infighting so they just invite themselves to the dms other sessions with different groups

#dc #dc comics #batman #this is very silly #imagine how many different games that dm would have to plan for #sometimes its just the dm and the person playing as bruce #and i guess the person playing bruces weird butler

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You are not getting the appeal of the Boiled Easter Egg. Let me explain how it’s done: you sit down with your loved ones, each one takes an egg and then you all battle to death (of the egg) tournament-style. The winner of the tournament gets the applause and some short-lived recognition as the owner of The Sturdiest Egg In The House. Then you may or may not actually eat the remains of your egg, that’s not mandatory.

Why are you guys playing concurs with eggs ???? that sounds so messy I think I'm good with just the regular easter egg hunt and big chocolate eggs thanks

#ask #anon #like i know everyone does the easter egg hunt #but with other sweets #and boiled eggs? #wait do you guys actually look for boiled eggs #or is it just the sweets ?? #speaking of anyone elses parents try to hide the big easter eggs #but the packagings so big you just went theyre other there #you could spot them from space

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jason todd being a book nerd in canon is so funny to me. like mf is a violent vigilante but chows down some pride & prejudice on his off time. he is such a silly goose (homicidal maniac)

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