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solar-wing · 9 months

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⚣ YJ BatBro Incorrect Quotes: Scooby Doo ⍘

⚣ ⍘ A/N → ah memories. My first ever BatBro and Conner Kent post. Time sure does fly. Anyway, what I said still stands. There needs to be more Conner Kent x Male Reader and just male reader content in general. Batfam included :) WARNINGS: typical chaos, fluff, sibling arguments, random humor

⚣ ⍘ Summary → You join the Young Justice Team against the wishes of your father, Bruce Wayne aka Batman, who doesn't want his youngest son to join the superhero world. You've also got a mad crush on Conner Kent aka Superboy. Ever since you've joined though, you've got this weird habit of having moments in life feel like incorrect quotes. Oh well...

REBLOGS and replies are greatly appreciated, please! 💛

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Superboy: Gee, Dad. Does this mean you finally accept what I want to do with my life me as your son?

Superman: *laughs* Hah-hah-ooh Superboy.

Superman: No.

Superboy: *sad*

You: *calm murderous*

*Batman, Red Tornado, Black Canary, and the Team in the mission room with you & Kid Flash dressed up like waitressing girls*

You: Um, like this isn't exactly what I had in mind. Why are KF & I dressed up like girls when Artemis & M'Gann are girls?

Wally: Yeah *pulling on dress* my skirt's too tight.

Artemis: Because M'Gann & I refused.

*You & Wally grumbling*

You: *dialing Conner* Sphere? It's Y/N. Put Conner on.

You: *Pause* ...because you're almost impossible to understand on a phone.

*Kid Flash leading everyone through a door and shutting it*

*Demon Vampire that looks like Batman locks the door trapping everyone inside and throws away the key*

DV: FOOLS!

*runs away*

You: *mocking Kid Flash* 'Everybody! In Here!' Nice.

Kid Flash: How was I supposed to know we'd get locked in by your dad?

You: It's a cage KF! You always want to stay on the outside of a cage. And that's NOT MY DAD!

DV: *brooding*

You: I don't think...

Robin: *facepalms*

*everyone looking down an ominous tunnel*

You: I wonder where it leads?

Superboy: Only one way to find out. *drops down chute*

Superboy: All clear! Come on down!

You: Catch me Superboy! *drops down and lands on your butt*

Superboy: Did you say something Y/S/N?

You: *sigh* never mind.

*Wally receives message from Kent Nelson*

You: What does it say?

Message from Kent: HEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You: Heep? What the hecks that mean?

*finding Kent*

Kent: I meant to type 'Help!" I'm no good with these new fangled gadgets.

*talking about Bruce to the team*

You: Every day for two weeks now, he runs screaming down the hall and ends up sleeping in the yard. Is that normal?

Wally: For your dad? Probably.

Speedy: What's up with Superboy?

*Superboy screaming and ripping his shirt off*

You: Oh, he's just in the zone. It'll pass.

You: If not, we'll spray him with a hose.

*you and the team show up at the hospital*

You: Can we help you with anything?

Bruce: No. Go away.

M'Gann: Who's the patient?

Bruce: An employee at Wayne Tech. Go away.

Wally: What happened to him?

Bruce: it's classified...go away.

*You and Artemis watching Wally and Conner spar*

Artemis: Hey Y/N, let me ask you something. If you liked a boy...?

You: *gasps* WHO TOLD YOU?! Was it one of my brothers?? Dick! Hmm, he thinks he's so perfect. WELL, what no one knows is he has a SIXTH TOE on his...

Artemis: UH! What are you talking about?

You: I- Clearly, not what you were talking about…

BONUS:

DV: LET ME GO! I'LL DRAIN YOU ALLLL!!!

You: Dad, you're vampiring is tearing this family apart! I'm sorry but you've left me no choice. I'm going to have to stake you! *randomly pulls out a wooden stake and mallet*

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sleepy0s · 7 months

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L Sam

This showed up in my incorrect quotes.

Yhs Sam: Hey, can you do me a favor?

Evo grian: Sorry, I have to go do literally anything other than this.

Yhs Sam: You don’t even have a legitimate reason?

Evo grian: Oh, no, I do.

Yhs Sam: Well, what is it?

Evo grian: You see, I simply don’t give a fuck.

(SO to make this work, ima say YHS Sam was transported to the Evo timeline)

———

You know, when Sam woke up this week he didn’t think he was going to end up in a different server and time. But hey, at least Gree-on and Taurtis are here.

“Why is it like this!?” Sam yelled at the sky, once again. Minecraft Beta sucked. “I’ll just go ask Gree-on for help.” So of he went, searching for Grian.

He found him at spawn, he unfortunately was with two others, a blondie with small canary wings and some funky looking moth girl. Whatever, he’d still ask.

“Hey! Gree-on!” The moth girl immediately brought Grian closer to her, staring daggers at Sam, “Jeez okay..aggressive much.”

Grian sighed, “what do you want?”

“Gree-on can you do me a favor..?” Grian pretended to think about it for a second, whispering to the canary who started laughing. “Sorry, I have to go do literally anything other than this.”

Sam seemed taken aback, “you don’t even have a legitimate excuse?”

“No. No I do.”

Sam crossed his arms, his rabbit ears flopping forwards in annoyance, “Well what is it?”

Grian leaned back into the moth girl, “You see, I simply don’t give a fuck.” The moth girl watched Sam’s face turn into fury and started chuckling.

“Oh you! Gree-on how dare you! You watch. I’ll go find this ‘Evo smp’ Admin.” He put quotation marks around the words Evo Smp and stormed of, leaving the three laughing.

#grian #pearlescentmoon #jimmy solidarity #samgladiator yhs #evo smp #samgladiator #Sleepy0s

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department-of-landing-strategies · 1 day

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Incorrect Quotes entirley sourced from OSP (part 2)

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(Out of the group, Oliver is the one stuffed with the most amount of procrasination energy)

Oliver: Technically, I am supposed to be doing my homework

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(Penny relaying the consequences of Hermione starting the path of exitential questioning to Percy, Oliver, Audrey and Marcus)

Penny: Baby's first existential question, where did we come from?

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(Drunken Penny rambling about money and historical documentaion)

Penny: Money can't buy you love, but it can buy you historical documentation

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(The people most pleased about He-Who-Lacks-A-Nose's second rise to power is the people still alive that supported him)

Percy: Which is great if the goal is making the world a exponentially shittier place to live

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(Never leave Percy and Penny alone with potion supplies or they will make the wierdest potions. Also best not to ask them about their potions. Lookin at you specifically weird second year potion that was supposed to be a Fire Protection Potion)

Penny: It's a- you know what. No, I don't think I'll elaborate on that

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(Lamenting about others plans usually revels possible stupidity especially when the person whose plan it was is the golden trio or Voldemort)

Percy: Did I say better? I ment mind-boggingly stupid.

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(Probably best not to pick a fight with actual birds if your animagi form is a red canary or any kind of bird)

Percy: Remind me never to pick a fight with a magpie. Apparently, those little scamps are stronger than they look

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(Gilderoy Lockhart teaching DADA was a disaster, probably even more so with Audrey in the class)

Audrey: Unorthodox display of hubris but very well

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(A lot of the groups advice is based in consequences of their own actions, not helped by Marcus being similar to Draco in his first two years)

Marcus: Hey, I never said I wasn't a hypocrite.

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(Percy realising he has to call Voldermort the Dark Lord to everyone he interacts with in The Voldy Controlled Ministry)

Percy: I dunno know if I really want to say this five million times.

#percy weasley #audrey weasley #marcus flint #penelope clearwater #oliver wood

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howlingday · 1 year

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Sorry to ask but did you remember a fanfic about Jaune or his father having a weird sexual tension with raven I remember it's on Tumblr

About Papa Arc and Raven having sexual tension? Not that I can remember. The only time I remember them interacting was the dragonslayer series I was incorrect quoting from the Oni Girlfriend series by pcmaniac.

As for Canary sexual tension, well... There is a lot. Some of it actual smut. But off the top of my head, the only one I can think of was the one that ended with Jaune having a daughter show up on his doorstep.

#rwby #papa arc #raven branwen #jaune arc #my answer #my thoughts #my answers #pcmaniac #canary

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fleetsonourgecentral · 3 years

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Tekno: hey Scourge, could I get some dating advice?

Scourge: just because I'm with Sonic doesn't mean I know how I did it

#sonic the hedgehog #scourge the hedgehog #fleet!sonourge #tekno the canary #incorrect quote #source: one day at a time

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coldflashwave-baby · 6 years

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Sara: Is it true you once spent three days in the trunk of a car waiting to scare someone?

Len: What? No! Who do you think I am?

Mick: It was five days.

#rogue canary #mick rory #sara lance #leonard snart's time boyfriend and girlfriend #incorrect quotes #legends of tomorrow

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pencil-down-a-paragraph · 3 years

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keeping up with the constatines

I’m writing an absolutely ridiculous John Constantine fic that involves him becoming the temporary guardian of two teen superheroes (which is the worst idea ever who decided to let him near children)

here’s the gist;

because Trigon is the worst, Raven is in hiding and is tossed around the Justice League before Giovanni Zatara is made her guardian

after only a few weeks living with the Zatara’s, Giovanni is killed, leaving not only Raven without a place to stay, but also Zatanna

this is obviously a problem

the Justice League have no idea what to do

the only other person they’d deem strong enough (magic wise) to protect them is Doctor Fate, and he straight up refuses

Flash, the absolute idiot, suggests Constantine because ‘he’s really powerful, right?’

its a terrible idea

he makes deals all the time

he’s sold his soul more times than should even be possible

he’s a terrible influence

but they’re desperate and he’s powerful and it just might actually be their only choice

they call him

at first he refuses, asks why they can’t get anyone else, if there’s anyone else, why they’re even considering him of all people

eventually he relents on the premise that its temporary until they can find someone better suited for the job

he owed Zatara anyway

the League sets everything up

they stick him and the teens in a three bedroom apartment in Bludhaven

John has absolutely no idea what he’s doing

Raven and Zatanna don’t know either, they’re really just trying to vibe through their grief

things could definitely be better

four weeks in, the Teen Titans are formed

Raven joins and Zatanna declines the offer

she’s still grieving :,)))

John is v uncomfy bc he doesn’t know what to do with a depressed teenage girl

he usually just falls into a pit of self loathing and drinks away his problems but he’s a responsible enough adult to know not to suggest that to a minor

he tells the League

she starts going to therapy with Black Canary

another month in and school is about to start

the League agrees they should attend bc they really do need the education and some since of normalcy might help improve their moods

this may or may not prove to be an issue

bc, ya know

the girls are kinda being hunted and Raven has no real surname

they got that covered tho

John protests, the girls agree

school starts and Rachel and Zorina Constantine are introduced as the new kids in class

John asks when the kids will be placed elsewhere and is told, very firmly, by Dinah that a sudden change might put Zatanna back in a bad mental state

John relents

life goes on

UNTIL

Zatanna walks into the apartment with a dirty street child

John’s not one to ask questions, he didn’t say anything when Raven came home one night with an emotionally wrecked Robin and declared that he was staying the night

any other time, he would have let it be

but not tonight

he definitely said something this time

bc he turned around, choked on his totally not spiked coffee, and exasperatedly yelled something about how ‘we’re supposed to be keeping a low profile, bringing the host of Shazam here is not low profile!’

Billy would be more shocked if he weren’t about to pass out from malnourishment and exhaustion

which he promptly does

Zatanna screams

John sighs

he hates his life

which is fair tbh

for some reason i’m still working on, Billy sticks around and accidentally integrates himself into the already weird, little, broken home

life goes on again

until John uncovers a vampire nest, informs the League, and him the kids get relocated to Central City

two weeks later Zatanna meets Superboy (the 90s punk one bc i love him)

the Young Justice is formed a week later

another week and they reach out

Zatanna accepts this time

then life really does go on

there’s really just so many shenanigans going on

they adopt a hellhound puppy

Billy names him Quincy

Zatanna learns to love herself and how to be herself with the help of Raven and through clothes and music and basically what i’m trying to say here is that we stan punk Zatanna in this house

Deadman and Swamp Thing tend to show up, usually unannounced, to visit and terrorize John bc that’s what friends are for

it should be noted that Billy’s twelve and best friends with Cassie Sandsmark (also twelve) in this

also that when i first thought of this i accidentally started shipping Zatanna and punk Superboy

so i’m currently the only person who’s making content for that specific ship

yay

bbrae will also be in this but other than that there probably won’t be any other ships

unless you count a brief mention of John and King Shark’s past relationship lol

it should also be known that i have an entire incorrect quotes file for this fic

i’ll probably start writing chapters soon (unless one of my other equally terrible fic ideas captures my attention [which will probably happen]) but i’m definitely working on character designs and drawings so you’ll get story content regardless!

my eventual beta reader and story idea consultant @sailor-saturns-tea-kettle she’s made character moodboards for the story (found under the keeping up with the constantines tag) and came up with the title

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peppersonironi · 3 years

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12, 21, 19

(Is this late? Oops. Sorry!)

12: Favourite character to write about this year

Stephanie Brown, easy. She's my spirit animal, so I might be doing a touch of projecting, but I honestly don't care. She's just pure chaos in the best way. Some of my favourite lines that I've written are for her. Such as:

"What's up bitches? I brought donuts!"

"My waffles await!"

"FEAR ME!"

"Welcome to Steph’s Glitter Bomb Palace, Where Snitches get Stitches™! So don’t tell Bruce or I’ll sic Jason on you."

She's also the character I've gotten the most comments on. People really seen to enjoy how I write her!

A close second would be Duke Thomas. Bliss, a fic I wrote for the 2020 Duke Week, was one of my favourites! Or maybe Damian? His dialogue just comes easy to me.

21: Most memorable comment/review

the batfamily exist:

everyone: is,,is that allowed?

On Code Orange (Batfam/Young Justice Crossover)

*Or*

I have wanted to read a DCU/MCU crossover for a VERY long time. This story is such a delight. Your characterisation (and for me an introduction to The Signal) was fascinating in the extreme. I loved the game playing and the fact that I could watch (open-mouthed) as Bruce Wayne enjoyed childlike fun with his children and Alfred(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) was the cherry on top of the icing on top of the cake. I look forward to your updates in a way that you wouldn't believe.

On Batfam/Avengers Crossover

19: Any new fics to start next year

Oh boy. So many. You know what? Here's a list. It'll be good to get these ideas out. Plus, you guys can tell me what you'd rather see first!

Gen/just Batfam

Crack fic based off this piece of dialogue (came from a convo between my sister and I): Tim reached forward and poked Duke's face. "You're right!" He exclaimed. "You really *do* squish like a block of wood!" Duke Centric.

Based on THIS Incorrect Quotes. Talia moves into the Manor because she's sick of Ra's. Featuring a bunch of good mom!Talia.

Based off THIS Incorrect Quotes. Jason runs for President as Red Hood. I have so many ideas! This'll be really fun.

Loosely based on THIS post. It explores Jason and Cassandra's relationship, and how it evolves.

Duke Thomas Big Bang Fic (can't say much, but it'll be great!)

Platonic (need to be certain you understand that. There were some misconceptions w/ my Discord server) Slow Burn between Tim and Damian. At the beginning the absolutely despise each other. But over time they realise their own insecurities, and how they don't actually hate the other. And by the end they fully admit and embrace their being brothers.

Reverse Robins with Damian as the oldest (I made THIS post talking about it a while back. But I've highly revised it.)

Reverse Robins with Duke as the oldest (I wrote THIS fic, but I think I want to change this into a series!)

Cassandra as Batman. Stephanie as Catwoman. Carrie Kelley as Robin.

5 Times Bette Kane was the mastermind behind the batkids' pranks without Bruce's knowledge, and 1 Time her brilliance was brought to light.

5 Times Duke thought that he couldn't possibly get any more siblings and 1 Time he met the cousins (AKA: Duke meets the extended family)

Birdflash

Birdflash in the JL/JLU universe (based off that one hexagon by @novaviis ! Super fun!). The league is inviting potential members to the Watchtower one day. Except Wally wasn't there during the choosing of said members. So he's completely shocked when his husband Nightwing shows up. They have to act like they don't know each other, which basically involves Dick flirting his butt off with Wally, Wally trying desperately to remain professional, Bruce digging in the corner, the rest of the League in varying degrees of disapproval and confusion (at least a couple have seen Wally's wedding ring. So that adds a while 'nother layer).

Young Justice soulmate au. Dick, and eventually everyone else, knows that Wally is his soulmate. Wally is oblivious. Lots of pining and angst in this one. Slow burn to an extent (depends on how long I make it). But definitely a happy fluffy ending in sight!

Batfam Meets Young Justice

THIS fic.

Duke gets yeeted into the YJ universe, and promptly passes out. He wakes up in the Watchtower, and breaks out of the confinement the Team has set up for him. Pulls shenanigans (some unwittingly) and used his powers. The Team and JL are confused, and panicking. Because this guy keeps muttering things about the Batfam. And he has a bat on his chest.

The Team break into some ancient temple after getting info on a new Supervillian plot. They find purple clothed woman draped across a throne. She talks, and they panic, as she knows all their secret identities. The only one who isn't, is Tim. He looks bored. Alternatively: Steph needs Tim's credit card to take his sister out on a date, and absolutely refuses to text.

While the Team is on a mission to stop Lady Shiva, a dimensional portal opens up and spits out a strange Robin (Damian) and what seemed to be a female Batman (Cass as Black Bat). This new dynamic due promptly defeats Lady Shiva and all the goons. The Team is freaked out, and 'apprehends' the dimensional anomalies, bringing them back to the Watchtower. Where the due promptly break and and start chaos. Featuring "Toxic" by Britney Spears. I will not explain why.

The Watchtower gets a sudden emergency message from the Batcave. They accept, to find a stranger calling himself Signal panicking about Robin being missing. They all look at Tim, who ignores them, and says that he doesn't know where Robin is. Some naming shenanigans occur.

(Not sure if this fits here, oh well) Set in Season One, Bruce is tired of Clark's attitude towards Superboy, and adopts the clone himself. Not sure how far this'll go, but at least goes through Dick's time as Robin. (Based on THIS Tumblr post)

(Also iffy on placement) a continuation of one (not sure which? Probably Damian as older) Reverse Robins fics. It's a retelling of Season One of YJ, with Dick as Robin. Nightwing (Damian) feels protective of his brother, and so takes on the role Black Canary had in the show, training the Team. But as time goes on, he ends up being more of a big brother to the group. Cameos from the rest of the Batfam as well! And an Identity Reveal (including finding out Dick and Dami are brothers) at the end!

Batfam Meets the Justice League

Cass takes over being Batman for a bit, because Bruce was an idiot and broke his leg. This happens to line up with when the Justice League reach out to the Dark Knight, in order to extend an invitation to the league. They eventually meet Bruce as Batman, and are confused as to why he is so tall. And male.

Joyfire

Lian accidentally reveals her three parents' relationship by calling Bruce 'grandpa' over dinner.

Museum Heist

THIS fic

Operation: Seduce Nightwing. Based on a post for an ATLA ot3, Wally and Artemis realise silumaneously “Hey, we kinda have the hots for Dick” and decide together to see if he likes them back. Which involves a heck ton of over the top flirting, and shenanigans. The Team is sighing on the sidelines at their idiocy. Dick is internally combusting and thinking “Do they like me back? I’’m not sure.”

5 times Dick and Wally fought over being the middle spoon, and one time Artemis had had enough.

Set in Season 3 (but ignores some canon), Bart is kidnapped by some mad scientist obsessed with the Speed Force. The Team mobilizes, and gets Bart back from the evil base. But when they get there, they find Wally West freed from the Speed Force. He and Artemis reunite, and everyone is happy. They prepare to leave. Then the Pick-up Squad arrive in the bioship, and Dick gets out. Everyone is expecting Dick to give Wally a hug, because hey, he's his best friend! What they weren't expecting was him to run forward and pull the speedster into a passionate kiss. They go back to the Watchtower, and some more stuff happens.

Soulmate AU where the first thing your soulmate says to you after they fall in love with you is tattooed on your body.

Post Season Two Get Together. Starts with Artemis living with Dick as opposed to Will. Might be Slow Burn? (They come pretty close to kissing) Eventually Wally comes back. Arty and Wally are back together. They both live in the same house as Dick, for convenience. Then some more Slow Burn happens. Maybe some Birdflash moments. Arty tells Wally she kinda had a thing for Dick. Wally admits the same. Maybe a touch more Slow Burn. They Eventually get together.

Batlantern

AU where Bruce met Hal back when he first came back to Gotham. Fic goes through how their relationship evolves over the years (up until current time, when Damian is 13). I'm considering a relationship reveal with the Justice League.

Hal's interactions with Bruce's kids.

Green Lantern Corp acting protective of Hal when Bruce comes to Oa. This was an ask that I got, and I'm holding off on writing it till I get as much into on the GL's as possible, as all I know if their characterization comes from that animated series, and Guy Gardener's (Hilarious!) parts on Young Justice.

Marvel

Like 3 different versions of the Peter Parker Field Trip to Stark Tower Trope.

2-part Crossover with the Batfam (they exist in the same universe), where the Avengers go to a Wayne Gala, and interact with the family. The second chapter involves them heading out the next night to try and contact Batman.

THIS fic.

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incorrectdcu · 7 years

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Dinah Lance: it’s your senior year, Roy. You are not missing the first day. Roy harper: I already said I’d go tomorrow Oliver Queen: he doesn’t listen. Look at him, he’s probably high. Mia Dearden: he’s definitely high Dinah: I don’t want you going to school high, Roy! Roy: perfect, then I won’t go.

#source:dear Evan Hansen #submission #I saw Evan Hansen in New York and I cried the entire time #DC #dcu #detective comics #roy harper #red arrow #oliver queen #dinah lance #green arrow #black canary #speedy #arrow #incorrect quotes #justice league #young justice #Mia dearden

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boopsterliv · 2 years

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Literally how the scene plays out

#i spent way too much time on this #hello people following for writing!#here's a shitpost lol #captain canary #sara lance #leonard snart #incorrect quotes #legends of tomorrow incorrect quotes #meme #shitpost #legends of tomorrow

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president-zebra · 4 years

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Twenty Questions

Tagged by @heliophile7 ❤️

1) What do you prefer to be called name wise? Zoe

2) When is your birthday? July 19th

3) Where do you live? Virginia

4) Three things you are doing right now? Playing Among us, being active on discord, and trying to do school work and failing :(

5) Four fandoms that have peaked your interests: The Flash, Stargirl, Teenage Bounty Hunters, One day at a Time. Like all fandoms, there are always some bad apples in each, so find the place you like best that you feel welcomed

6) How has the pandemic been treating you? The beginning was just really uncertain and I wasn’t sure how to feel. Over the summer everything got better but now school has me stressed. But it’s all good

7) A song you can’t stop listening to right now? Either somewhere only we know by Keane or Say something by a great big world thanks to @boldbisexual :D

8) Recommend a movie: umm if you haven’t already seen it but, The Princess Bride. It’s a classic and my favorite of all time. It’s so funny, quotable, and all around so fun to watch! It’s on Disney +

9) How old are you? 15

10) School, University, occupation, other? High School Sophomore, had a job for the summer but lost it to Covid

11) Do you prefer heat or cold? Cold

12) Name one fact others may not know about you: I’m don’t get stressed easily, but when too many things pile up, it can go from calm to a tornado in seconds.

13) Are you shy? It depend on the situation. Around new people, maybe. Around people I know, definitely not. In class, no.

14) Preferred pronouns? She/her

15) Biggest pet peeve? People talking over me, especially when they know I wanted to or am talking.

16) What is your favorite “dere” type? Have no idea what this is and I’m lazy so idk

17) Rate your life from 1-10, 1 being crappy, and 10 being the best it could be. maybe a 6-7/10, idk

18) What’s your main blog? @president-zebra

19) List your side blogs and what they’re used for:

@incorrecthournite My hournite/stargirl sideblog where I use incorrect quotes

20) Is there something people need to know about you before becoming friends? I talk a lot, and open up about myself a lot, so hope that’s alright.

Tagging: @sssssssim @joeylwitter @galaxy-creationz @vibrant-falkon @cindyburman @chaoticbi-cheesecake @canary-warrior @theozmachronicles and anyone else who wants to!!

#tag game #zebra talks about #about me

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incorrectklainequotes · 5 years

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Warblers Headcanons because I’m gay

I know this is an incorrect quotes account but I’m gay and so is Blaine. Also I love the Warblers. Anyway-

-Blaine has known Nick and Jeff since he was three, meeting at a park at little Nick’s birthday party that was happening. He was interesting by the balloons and celebrating and managed to waddle away from his nanny who desperately ran after him. Jeff was another uninvited toddler that the boys met when they went on the little swings. Something just clicked in their weird little curious and outgoing 3-year-old minds and they became fast friends, much to the fear of the three families

-When Blaine got attacked at Sadie Hawkins, Nick and Jeff were furious and demanded the Andersons to transfer him to Dalton. They sat by his side when he was in a coma for two weeks and went to all his physical therapy sessions, subtly bringing Dalton Academy up to him as well. Blaine eventually agreed, and the Andersons were hesitant at the cost and the fact that their gay son would be surrounded by boys, but agreed nonetheless. When Nick and Jeff begged their own parents to let them go, it hardly took five minutes for the Duvals to agree just to shut him up (because God that boy will not shut up if he really wants something) but it took the Sterlings a day or so

-It was actually Trent who got the three of them to join, even though Blaine was quiet and Nick and Jeff were giving looks to everyone that said “touch him, I dare you, I fucking dare you”

-The boy, bless his soul, somehow knew that the three boys just needed to calm down and feel accepted, and what better way to do that than the Warblers?

-Also he was Nick’s roommate and decided “this boy can sing” after hearing him in the shower but that’s unrelated

-He didn’t plant drugs on him though he’s not Will Schuster

-Anyway: Y’all know the Warbler council is Thad, Wes, and David, right? Well, like most fanfics have, Wes is the stressed mom friend™. David, however, is the weird dad-type that’s like a child but also a protective parent. Thad is kinda a dumb bitch but he also knows all the tricks to get the Warblers to behave, more like the big brother/dad type

-Everyone believes the Warblers are all sweet and polite, always behaving and super smart

-Hahaha, no

-These boys are a fucking mess

-They’re all children

-Wes cries on multiple occasions just thinking about going in and directing them, but he loves them very much

-He jokingly started calling them baby birds and so now they call him mama bird, and David is Big Bird, while Thad is just bird bitch

-Jon Cozart apparently auditioned for Glee so in my mind he’s a Warbler named Chase Campbell because fuck you that’s why

-I might make a list of all the Warblers later because I named all of them and I love them a lot and also I’m a whore for the Warblers

-They all love bringing up the fact that Thad once got a -14 on an assignment in middle school (based on the fact that one of my friends actually got this grade but the teacher felt so bad for her that he just didn’t count it as a grade for her at all)

-They’re also really competitive? Like them playing Uno... sis better run

-One time they broke a chandelier

-Wes has to constantly tell teachers they don’t need an adult, that he has them all perfectly handled. The teachers all believe him because, like everyone else, the boys act all sweet and innocent as if nothing happens

-One time the Warbler council bought child leashes for the most troublesome Warblers

-Nick and Jeff are two of those Warblers

-They all talk about Pavarotti as if he’s a human child

-One time Wes was asked why he’s so good with kids and he accidentally said “well I have eleven sons” and then went “I mean, friends. I’m the leader of my show choir group and they’re morons”

-Wes acts like he hates them but if they even fall down the stairs he goes full mother hen mode but just for the small injuries like a paper cut or something

-It’s funny cause he doesn’t bat an eye if one of them screaming in pain. He’s just like “suck it up bitch we have rehearsal”

-That poor Warbler needed a hospital

-All of them are really close friends

-Everyone kinds jokes that the Warblers are all polyamory and in one big relationship since they can be touchy feely with each other or jokingly say flirtatious things

-None of them confirm or deny this

-There is a spray bottle jokingly labelled “holy water” that the council uses when couples are being too romantic, whether they’re gay couples in Dalton walls or straight couples during weekend hangouts or something

-One time Trent stole it from David, unscrewed it, and poured the whole thing on Nick and Jeff

-The thing about these morons is that if you mess with one of them, you mess with all of them. If the gay Warblers are harassed for being gay, then all the other ones get pissed and gang up on the one who harassed them, using protective words and such. Luckily, Dalton is all about tolerance so there’s no harassment, but it’s when they’re at Sectionals or whatever and exploring the city, and they hear it that they get protective

-They’re pure chaos, but around newbies they are calmer, tamer, sweeter. They want to make sure the newbie (usually called baby birds) feels loved, supported, and wanted because at Dalton, you never know why the boy’s there. Could be bad family, could be abandonment, or anything of the sort. So when Kurt was at Dalton for the few months, they weren’t as chaotic as they usually were, they only start being chaotic around newbies when he feels comfortable around them, initiating jokes himself. Kurt, despite how loved he felt in the Warblers, knew they weren’t for him and so they were never that chaotic around him

-They also had a mini funeral for Pavarotti, who obviously is affectionately nicknamed Pav and is remembered for Warbler history, all named after musicians

-Speaking of, Pav’s story didn’t end with the one in the show, and it didn’t start there either. It’s been a tradition since the start of the Dalton Academy Warblers

-They all also like to refer to themselves as other bird names, and the rest of the school lovingly calls them “bird boys” so they take the title happily, loving it

-It’s more of a joke than anything, but they figure if they make fun of the “Warblers” name then if others do, it won’t hurt them

-“Ready to start, parakeets?”

-“Okay, canaries, Regionals is soon, we need to practice!��

-“Alright robins, lets get this show on the road!”

-“We can’t slack off! We’re the Dalton Academy Blue Jays!”

-“Hello Sectionals? This is the Hummingbirds calling to say WE FOUND OUR OPENING SONG!”

-“Dalton Academy Swallows are very proud of their abilities.”

-“Owls are gonna win!”

-They have a group chat that changes names very often, but it’s always on mute because these boys never shut the fuck up oh my god

-They’re all walking memes I swear to god

-Most of them quote vines a lot and obviously the funny TikToks (like the ones from now, obviously because we’e gonna pretend it existed then)

-One time one of them said they’ve never seen any Marvel movies and four more threatened to leave the group then and there

-I have so many more but like this post is getting long and it’s only season 2 Warblers not even season 3 and up oh boy

#not a quote #headcanons #glee headcanons #the warblers #Dalton #Dalton Academy #Dalton Academy Warblers #blaine anderson #nick duval #wes (glee)#david (glee)#trent (glee)#Jeff Sterling #thad (glee)#the warblers head canons

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92 statements tag

Thanks to @hit-here-johnten and @johntenismyotp for tagging me! This was quite fun to do!

RULES: YOU MUST ANSWER THESE 92 STATEMENTS AND TAG 20 PEOPLE

LAST

1. Drink: Coke

2. Phone call: My grandma

3. Text message: My brother (asking if it’s okay to order sushi)

4. Song you listened to: Mad city by NCT

5. Time you cried: Today tbh

6. Dated someone twice: Yeah but it didn’t work out in the end (ldr relationship)

7. Kissed someone and regretted it: Hell no

8. Been cheated on: Yeah

9. Lost someone special: Yes that too

10. Been depressed: Still am

11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: Nope!

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS:

Red, Aqua, Mint Green

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:

15. Made new friends: Yeah!

16. Fallen out of love: I have not

17. Laughed until you cried: Yeah I have too much fun

18. Found out someone was talking about you: Yep

19. Met someone who changed you: I don’t think so..

20. Found out who your friends are: YES DEFINITELY

21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: Yeah lmao

GENERAL:

22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: I’d say about 90%

23. Do you have any pets: Two fighting canaries

24. Do you want to change your name: Yes and no

25. What did you do for your last Birthday: I drove on a boat with my parents and brothers

26. What time did you wake up: I think 11 am

27. What were you doing at midnight last night: Reading fanfiction till like 3 am

28. Name something you can’t wait for: My birthday!

29. When was the last time you saw your mom: Wednesday

30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: Probably..myself?

31. What are you listening right now: Nothing

32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: I honestly don’t know anyone named Tom

33. Something that is getting on your nerves: People that intentionally try to get me mad

34. Most visited Website: Archive of our own

35. Elementary: I was very cheeky

36. High School: I felt like the coolest kid in the whole school

37. College: Became more laid back than before

38. Hair color: Very dark brown

39. Long or short hair: Long

40. Do you have a crush on someone: Yeah

41. What do you like about yourself: Probably my personality

42. Piercings: Pierced ears

43. Bloodtype: B

44. Nickname: Charm, Charmeleon, Charmander

45. Relationship status: Single

47. Pronouns: She/Her

48. Favorite TV Show: Definitely the walking dead

49. Tattoos: Not yet ;D

50. Right or left: Right

51. Surgery: None

52. Piercing: Ears

53. Sport: Used to do Judo

55. Vacation: Definitely want to go to Asia and US, I have mainly stayed in Europe

56. Pair of trainers: Idk

MORE GENERAL:

57. Eating: Pizza, Fries, Sushi, you name it

58. Drinking: Coke

59. I’m about to: play on my emulator?

61. Waiting for: My birthday

62. Want: to meet my internet friends and travel the world

63. Get married: Perhaps

64. Career: Something in a daycare?

WHICH IS BETTER

65. Hugs or kisses: Hugs

66. Lips or eyes: Eyes

67. Shorter or taller: Taller

68. Older or younger: Preferably older but I don’t mind

70. Nice arms or nice stomach: Arms but it doesn’t matter

71. Sensitive or loud: Both lmao

72. Hook up or relationship: Relationship (I am quite romantic)

73. Troublemaker or hesitant: Hesitant

74. Kissed a stranger: Nope!

75. Drank hard liquor: Yep

76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: No

77. Turned someone down: No

78. Sex in the first date: I wouldn’t know

79. Broken someone’s heart: Yeah

80. Had your heart broken: Yeah

81. Been arrested: No

82. Cried when someone died: Yeah

83. Fallen for a friend: Yeah

84. Yourself: ????

85. Miracles: Yeah

86. Love at first sight: Yeah

87. Santa Claus: No.

88. Kiss in the first date: I guess

89. Angels: No

OTHER:

90. Current best friends name: Mandy

91. Eyecolor: Dark brown

92. Favorite movie: For now wonder woman I tag: @incorrect-nct-quotes @4googoos @taewinnies @jungjaehvun @johntenisgay @hydranoel @otonai @milky-waee @raptorhybrid @yeol-s @yeheheting @strawhatjack @kaiappa @1lmr @teaphones @kkomadyo @sophonyhumanrage @johnten-stuff @bimilseureoun-trick @pabo-nabi

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