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howlingday · 27 minutes
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Jaune: What the hell?
Jaune: (Rereading inheritance) Since when have I had a dump truck?
Ruby: Jaune, I can confirm from years of staring at you from behind that you definitely have a dump truck.
Jaune: Well, I guess I should back up this dump truck into my parking spot, huh?
Ruby: Jaune, just like I told you a thousand times, back up that dump truck and give the good good~.
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howlingday · 41 minutes
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Ruby: Hey, guys! Check out our cool, new Lancaster merch! But don't just take my word for it! Just listen to these reviews from our friends, who we gave them to!
Pyrrha: Hello, Ruby! And thank you again for the Lancaster shirt. It's very comfortable. But, uh, I do have a question. There was a... It- It looks like someone had... soiled themselves on my front porch. Could you tell me when you noticed it so I can narrow down who might have-
Ruby: Ahahaha! She's- She's so funny! Such a funny, funny, funny... funny gal. But that's not all! We also got a message from Ren!
Ren: Hello, Ruby, and thank you again for the jacket. I appreciate it. What I don't appreciate is you pooping on my porch. I see you on the cameras every time and I keep asking you to stop-
Ruby: Kah... hahahaha! Oh, man, Ren is such a... He's such a jokester. Oh, and we also got one from Nora!
Nora: Thanks again for the hoodie! But, uh... Did you shit on my porch-
Ruby: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! FUNNY GUYS!
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howlingday · 6 hours
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Ruby: As someone who's lived on the island of Patch, I know the REAL Vale. Where on Patch we have beautiful lakes and forests, while Vale has a high violent crime rate, and Patch has adorable puppy dogs like Corgis running around while Vale has that one councilwoman who shat herself in a McSchnees.
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howlingday · 6 hours
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Ruby: Now I know what you're thinking; "Ruby Rose, Kung Fu Ninja Ultimate Slayer II is a sequel! Why not review the first game?" And to that I say...
Ruby: ...
Ruby: ...Shut up.
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howlingday · 6 hours
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Roman: (Holding gun) Your money or your life. Make your choice.
Jaune: (Opens wallet, Empty)
Jaune: (Presses gun to head)
Roman: (Wide-eyed)
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howlingday · 6 hours
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So, Alabastards. The funny hehe haha banter/hateboner version of WhiteKnight.
How do you think that would go in the Ever After? Also, how does their sparring tend to work out their their ‘hatred🥴’?
(sorry, I love the alabastards stuff)
Weiss: I see you've gotten older. Did you finally grow up as much as you grew out?
Jaune: Well, we all have to grow up sometime. Not that you'd know anything about growing, snowflake.
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Jaune: Are you sure you want to spar with me? I am kind of the strongest person in this entire dimension.
Weiss: Really? You must be so proud of your strength, considering your competition includes porcelain and paper.
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Yang: Have you guys seen Jaune and Weiss? They were sparring in the courtyard, insulting each other like they did in the Ever After, but now they're not there anymore.
Ruby: (Sitting in front of a computer, Takes off headphones) No, I haven't seen them.
Blake: (Taps on keyboard) Have you tried the cafeteria?
Yang: Yeah, and it's the weirdest thing. One minute they're at each other's throats, the next they're-
Weiss: (Moans) Is that all you've got, or are you still not used to fucking someone not made of paper?
Yang: ...Wha-
Jaune: (Grunting) Oh, you think I'm fucking? See, I was just warming up since the closest you ever got to an intimate relationship was when you were fingering yourself in the shower and-
Weiss: Shut the fuck up and kiss me!
Jaune: Fine, but only because I want to! (Moans with her)
Yang: ...
Blake: ...
Ruby: (Puts on headphones) O-Oh, you mean JAUNE AND WEISS Jaune and Weiss... Yeah, we, uh, might know where they are. And not just because we're watching them from the security camera.
Blake: Shut up!
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howlingday · 6 hours
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I always love the idea of Jaune being ripped but wearing his Hoodie and other clothes that hide the fact. Like someone picks on Ruby so he takes off his Hoodie for safe keeping and is ripped
As funny an idea that is, it's unfortunately not canon. Jaune was skin and bones when he got to Beacon, trained with Pyrrha, and probably got buff all the way to Atlas, where he switched to his turtleneck. BUT WE DON'T CARE ABOUT CANON HERE!
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Ruby: Stop it~!
The little leader, Ruby Rose, kicked in the air as she whined, held aloft by her hoodie. The offending party, one Cardin Winchester, attempted to relieve her of her cloak. The young man had ceased his bullying habits, after a near-death experience with Jaune Arc, but some habits remained in their place. Such habits included being stubborn, aggressive, and very invasive, even if his intentions were less malicious than before.
Cardin: Come on, Red! I gotta do laundry!
Ruby: I'll do laundry when I'm ready to do laundry!
Cardin: When was the last time you washed this damn thing?!
Ruby: I washed it when I washed it! Now let-
Jaune: LET GO.
The two looked to see Jaune Arc standing with folded arms compounded by an angry look. Cardin immediately dropped Ruby, right on her butt. As she rubbed her rump, she looked up to see Jaune walking up to Cardin with a deep, DEEP scowl.
Cardin: Whoa, whoa, whoa! I wasn't picking on her! I just wanted to get her freakin' hood so it can get washed!
Jaune: Then ask her.
Cardin: I did, but she didn't hand it over!
Jaune: Then let her be. That doesn't mean you try to yank it off of her. (Sighs) But you're doing laundry, right?
Cardin: Yeah? Why?
Without another word, Jaune lifted his hoodie from his body. Beneath the cutesy face of Pumpkin Pete was the pinnacle of huntsman physique. Shredded abs, bulky pecs, and rippling arm muscles. Ruby and Cardin nearly drooled at the sight.
Jaune: (Sniffs) Hey... Ruby, did you wash your hood?
Ruby: Huh? Oh, uh, not yet.
Jaune: Maybe you should let Cardin take your hood and-
As Cardin took the hoodie from Jaune's hands, a red hood was tossed in his face, along with some other black fabric he didn't notice because he was blinded by the red.
Jaune: JUST YOUR HOOD, RUBY! DON'T TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT IN THE LOBBY!
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howlingday · 7 hours
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RU-JA-GUN-CON
Not sure if you have done this one yet, but I am sure anyone who has any taste in weaponry would find this piece a collector's dream.
While not necessarily a gun, I am sure anyone who is anyone would have heard a special engineer who made this thing famous.
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Fully upgraded if Jaune has enough money to afford the nods for this baby.
Jaune: How about this thing?
Ruby: "This thing"? Jaune, it's a plasma cutter! It uses concentrated plasma beams to sever low-density metal at a molecular level!
Jaune: Sheesh, when did you become an engineer?
Ruby: Let me ask you this, Jaune; can you afford it?
Jaune: ...So, uh, what else have we got around here?
Ruby: That's what I thought.
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howlingday · 8 hours
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Roman: (Holding gun) Your money or your life. Make your choice.
Jaune: (Opens wallet, Empty)
Jaune: (Presses gun to head)
Roman: (Wide-eyed)
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howlingday · 8 hours
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"I WANT TO LIVE!"
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never lose hope
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howlingday · 22 hours
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Hell of a day today.
Nothing like learning about the horrible shit that Henry Kissinger and the CIA got up to during Operation Condor AND the truly evil and diabolical shit Andrew Wakefield got up to so he could make money off worried parents.
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howlingday · 22 hours
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MAKE WAY FOR PRINCESS EMMY~!.
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Emerald dressed as Aladdin. I kinda decided to adjust Aladdin’s design for the character. I also added a version of the fake Princess! You know, with her abilities Emerald can easily steal products in the marketplace… as well as to brainwash some naive Arab Prince :D
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howlingday · 22 hours
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The Lonely Arc
Nora watched as Jaune sat away from everyone, away from all of their friends and allies, and away from all the noise, he was simply looking at the night sky and the stars that came with it.
She knew why he was alone, why he was away from all the happy people... because they all had someone, even her.
Jaune, meanwhile, had given up his love, his dreams of a future and a family, for them...
"Do you love him?" Nora asked her.
Gillian looked up at Nora with sad amethyst eyes. "I do..." she began. Gillian then looked down as she sniffled. "Please don't take him away from me..."
Nora eyes widened with shock before she became confused, "What do you mean?" She asked.
"He love you all, he do anything for you, he'd give up everything if you or Ren, or that Ruby girl told him to stay away from me, that it wouldn't be safe or right to love someone like me... You can do it, you know that don't you? All you have to do is say the words and he'd never see me again..."
Nora was taken aback by Gillians words, "Jaune... Jaune wouldnt do that..."
Gillian nodded, "He would," She replied. "He doesnt care about his own happiness, only thise around him, you know that, you've seen it, he took that mission to be undercover to protect Ren, he didnt care if he branded himself a traitor, or if Ren or you hated him, as long as you were safe and happy, he would be fine... know I've never given you any reason not to do it, but please don't do that to me... don't take him away from me..." Gillian told Nora, as tears finally fell from amethyst eyes.
Nora walked up to Jaune, and stood next to him, "Hey," she greeted.
Jaune seem to jump a little as he turned to face her, a small and soft smile on his lips, "Hey, Nora," He greeted back.
"Are you alright?" She asked.
"I'm..." He began. He took a deep breath in before letting out a heavy sigh, "I'm fine," He said.
Those words struck Nora's heart like a knife and she could feel that Jaune said those words with such sadness that it could be mistaken as the final words of a man who would never see a loved one again.
"You should go to her," Nora told him
Jaune's head snapped to her, "what?" He asked with a confused and shocked tone.
"Gillian," Nora said. "Go to her, see her, tell her... tell her you love her Jaune, and that no matter what, you won't leave her,"
Jaune’s eyes looked at her with worry, "But what about-"
Nora set her hand on his shoulder, stopping him from finishing his sentence as she looked at him with a gentle smile. "I'll support you, I'll back you up when it comes to her and you, so go to her, and don't think about what the others will say or want... just do what you feel is right in your heart," she told him.
Jaune was shocked, "Nora... why?" he asked.
Nora's gentle smile didn't waver, "Because you deserve to be happy, Jaune," She said
Jaune's expression turned sad, and without a moment of hesitation, brought her into a hug, which at first, shocked her for a few seconds, but she reciprocated it.
At that moment, Jaune had regained his sister, and Nora got her brother back.
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howlingday · 22 hours
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Jaune Arc/Weiss Schnee - A Duet at Dark
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howlingday · 23 hours
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I would like to apologize for my admittedly spotty posting. I've got your asks, I've got my drafts, and some of my "chores" have built up for both, but I've also decided to have a decent sleep schedule (for whatever reason has possessed me) and I've spent the past week or so catching up on my video game list.
So what does all of this mean? It means that I'm going to bed earlier than usual after playing video games for some time and in the hours between, I feel so drained that I struggle to type anything bigger than a shitpost.
Everything will balance itself out soon enough, I'm sure, but that's my update at the moment. Not trying to excuse my lack of posts, moreso just trying to get my thoughts out there, into the aether, rather than just vent to my friends and getting "damn that sucks". Not saying that's what would happen, but I feel like not saying anything just has me so... bleh...
Anywho, that's what's been going on with me. Y'all take care, I'll be posting again soon, I'm sure, and remember to
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!
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howlingday · 23 hours
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Yang: *Gets up, accidentally bangs her arm on the table*
Yang: Ow! Cra-
Yang: ...
Yang: Did I just forget I have a prosthetic arm?
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howlingday · 23 hours
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Jaune: Why do you have to be so beautiful! It's not fair!
Ruby: *Covered in grease, messy hair, and generally just a mess* What?
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