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onebadnoodle · 1 day
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small idea for a cyborg redesign i'm playing with
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oifaaa · 1 day
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This is a wee bit of a sequel to this Tim said you know what fuck the time line its probably gonna get rebooted anyway
Bonus:
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yrkhn · 2 days
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would you ever draw catwoman?
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Here you go!
In fact, I have a lot of art with her, but I think it's quite bad :) So I drew something new.
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batfamgalore · 3 days
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*All the batboys have plans to see a concert in Gotham, but there’s an Arkham break out so now all hands are on deck*
Jason: Oh, great.
Tim: I hate my life.
Bruce: Look, guys, I know how much you were looking forward to seeing that show. But there will be other concerts.
Dick: No there won’t. The fact that this one’s happening is a miracle. Nobody good ever comes here because we keep killing each other.
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merletka · 3 days
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Collaborated with amazing writer @alexcors and illustrated her fanfic about Damian Wayne. You can read it bellow! 💚
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– Concussion, multiple beatings, fracture of the collarbone, two ribs and the radius of the right arm, with multiple fragments. Do you have anything to say to that, Robin?
– This dealer raised his hand himself, covering his worthless face. What?
– You beat the suspect to a pulp! Batman barked at his son. – No patrols until Cantelli is transferred from the intensive care unit to the general ward.
– But…
– That's all.
Damian clenched his teeth, but at the last moment decided not to fight with his father over a small dealer. Cantelli wasn't worth it. And therefore, having drowned himself, the boy just fell asleep.
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The morning began with the usual five o'clock wake-up, a workout with pruning the squalid park art that Damian disapproved of in his garden. And he was already tired of explaining to Pennyworth that the enemy could be hiding behind large figures! Then a walk with Titus on a leash, Alfred the cat on his shoulder (because the mustachioed one did not want to wake up in any way) and a red-haired squeaking lump in his hands.
The kitten was dragged by a Red Hood a couple of days ago, startling Damian at first by pronouncing his full name without hesitation (few people in the family could pronounce Hafid ibn Ksufash Dami al Ghul even from the third time), and then by an attack of compassion for the animal. However, the boy quickly recovered from the shock, named the red kitten Roy Harper and now did not miss the opportunity to tease brother with the phrase "You gave me your accomplice, Todd."
By eight in the morning, Damian had time to check on the bat cow, comb Goliath, lose the nimble red Harper and find him sleeping peacefully in the cowshed. In general, Batman's heir successfully redid all his affairs, even phoned each Teen Titan individually and gave valuable instructions. On little things like different time zones, young Wayne habitually waved his hand, and everyone also grabbed a moral slap on the back of the head for trying to be indignant:
– Do it, Beast!
– Buzz me here again, Bug!
– The aliens were not given a word.
– Witch!
Damian belatedly realized that arguing with Raven was not worth it, because the importance of portals to any part of the world is difficult to overestimate. Fortunately, he knew about the weakness of every member of his team, and in Raven's case, it was sweets. Especially his sweets, with honey and spicy notes, which the girl fell in love with from the first bite. He will have to share again… She's definitely a witch!
At nine o'clock sharp, Pennyworth served breakfast, with tea in fine china, brown sugar, a slice of lemon and... an envelope?
- You have received an invitation, Master Damian.
- It's not interesting, - the boy muttered, finished with the meal and dryly told him not to disturb him. He was going to decide the fate of the world here, and they came with some kind of invitations!
However, the plan to destroy all (crossed out) almost all people did not come to mind, but the world itself lay perfectly on paper with watercolor paints, fortunately the view from the window was conducive to this. Up to a certain point.
– Todd!
- Hello to you too, Gremlin, - the Red Hood replied, climbing into his brother's bedroom through the window, while unsuccessfully clinging to the tulle with the toe of his boot.
- Pennyworth will bury you for this.
– Yes, yes, and will plant roses from above. Not that I mind much, but that's not the point right now. Get ready to go out.
Damian took a deep breath and unleashed his entire supply of Arabic obscenities on his brother, knowing full well that Jason would understand him. Unfortunately, the pressure of the negativity did not take him back out the window, he had to take up a katana.
– Put the skewer down, shorty, the meat has just been sent to marinate.
– Will you leave on your own or will you be thrown out in parts?!
– Shut up and listen to me, - Todd barked, casually showing off his pistols with the safety off. – In short, Alfie organizes a family get-together, with meat and without a fight. Dad promised to be, I'll bring a replacement, the Gotham crime storm in a thong will come running himself. You got the simplest thing – to lift your little ass off the chair and walk to the place. You can take the menagerie with you.
- I'm not going to any gatherings with my father," Damian muttered, but he put away his saber. – So you can get out and report your failed mission. I'm not leaving my room today, basically!
- No questions,– Jason agreed surprisingly easily. - But if you walk out the door, you're going to hang out with everyone, okay?
– Tt.
–That's settled,– Jason grinned, ducked out the window and disappeared.
Damian managed to exhale with relief, when suddenly something buzzing flew over the windowsill. Titus reacted first, barking loudly at the wasp's nest rolling on the floor!
- You're dead, Todd! - Damian yelled, unceremoniously grabbing the cat and rushing out the door with him and the dog.
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- No corpses,– Grayson repeated calmly but firmly (for the fifth time!).
- I'll beat him up so that no Lazarus Pit will help, - the boy grumbled into the phone, the call to which stopped him from righteous revenge.
– Alfred said it clearly, without a fight. Let's get together with the whole family, have a nice time, have a delicious meal.
– Tt.
– We have chosen a picturesque place by the lake, you will like it.
–Okay, - the Batman heir finally gave up. – But only because painting was part of my plans today.
– It's wonderful, – judging by the sound, Dick broke into his trademark smile. – You will draw a beautiful landscape.
– I'll paint it! Artists paint with paints, you idiot.
– And I love you, little brother.
– Tt.
Author: @alexcors
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the-b1ah · 2 days
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Part 5 of You can’t bench me!
I don’t want to procrastinate but the parasites in me want to procrastinate.
Y’all are not ready for the next update…im not ready for the next update… my art skill gives me far too much power…
Also shout out to @kitkat-4772 for guessing correctly in the last post!! Remember to keep your silence about the next update or else :)
Context:
Spoiler,Red Robin, and Robin are all thinking of every single time they snuck out to fight crime, got caught, and were lectured within an inch of their lives. They all expect Phantom to experience their pain. Robin thinks Phantom is a dumbass for not just lying about the project being done. Batman is soooooo ready to have one of his kids experience the torment of trying to get an overly competent vigilante child to do anything they don’t want to, especially not to parole for the night. Let one of little terrors see how hard it is to parent and get a taste of their own medicine.
But Surprise! Red Hood is pretty good at this parenting thing, the peanut gallery is in utter shock.
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Phantom: *in tears* can I get sprinkles too?
Red Hood: anything you want starshine, I know you’re trying your best and just need a break
Batkids: how come WE never got ice cream?????(or sorbet for the vegan )
Batman:*deep sigh*
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Batman: i’m not getting a good grade in parenting. Something that is normal to want and possible to achieve
Red Hood: As always i’m a straight A student
Origin | part 4 | part 6
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snersona · 2 days
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the mips
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avensartt · 3 days
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Jason “Drama Queen” Peter Todd at it again
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trashcattt · 2 days
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the rumor
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phantom-phortune · 2 days
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Demon... Triplets?
Demon twins au but with a twist.
I have seen countless de-aged Dan being raised by Danny alongside Ellie, making him a pseudo son.
Now, I like the family dynamic, but, Dan is just another Danny. He isn't a clone made from his DNA, he is just another version of the original. So imo that makes them more like brothers.
Now imagine that in demon twins. Danyal Al Ghul gets out of the league just like usual, he goes and dies, meets his evil future self and kicks his ass. Dan reverts back to his teenage self due to some Clockwork timey-wimey bullshit, qnd lives with Danny. GIW/Fenton parents happen, suddenly they gotta run from Amity. Ellie's already off exploring the world, so now its just the two of them against the world.
They end up in Gotham.
Damian is doing Damian things, that Robin life, tolerating the countless siblings, but he ends up meeting Danny and Dante (cause I get confused, Dan changes his name) volunteering at the soup kitchen.
So not only is his dead(?) Twin alive, he's gotten a replacement Twin!
Cue the three of them bonding and making life for Bruce Wayne hell for shits and giggles.
They start coming over to the manor and separating, everyone is convinced Damian is everywhere at once, what the hell, until suddenly they see two of them together. Funny thing is, Damian has green eyes, and that other Damian has.. red? Clone?
They proceed to lose their shit when the third one pops up with blue eyes.
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ahfrickenfrick · 2 days
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dick: you can’t just do that, it’s illegal
jason: pft what are you, a cop?
dick: ……
jason: no…
dick: listen- jay it’s-
jason: NO
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spicy-apple-pie · 12 hours
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If I had a nickel for every time Damian bonded with an older brother during breakfast. I'd have two nickels. (ft. me struggling to draw the superman symbol)
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yrkhn · 2 days
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dragonpyre · 3 days
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Mermay day 1: Marine Biologist
Bruce found an interesting little fella roaming the cave's waterways
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frownyalfred · 2 days
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Homelander from the Boys shows up in the DC universe for all of five minutes and Bruce turns to Clark, ignoring the ongoing ranting from Homelander, and says “This is why I have contingencies.”
Clark, gritting his teeth: “Yeah, I see that now.”
Homelander in the corner: “—going to kill each and EVERY one of you fuckers, you degenerate—”
Bruce: “Are you going to go take care of that?”
Clark, head dropping into his hands: “Yeah. Give me a minute.”
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ditzybat · 1 day
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joker: how did you find my super secret warehouse, let alone that i escaped arkham?!
bruce: you really need to stop posting your criminal activities on your private story, robin is one of 12 people added
joker: because he’s my son! my lil junior
tim: ignoring the fact that that hasn’t happened in this timeline, you have to unadd me, i don’t think i can take seeing your cheesy knock knock jokes circulating my feed again for the sake of my sanity
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