sylvie: I hate you.
loki, to himself: enemies to lovers, slowburn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words
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Incorrect Loki Quotes [190/?]
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Season 1
Loki: IM GONNA DO A CRIME
Mobius: NO
Season 2
Loki: IM GONNA DO A CRIME
Mobius: YES
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This is Mobius, he loves his personal space : *Mobius, looking at his tempad quietly while standing*
This is Loki, he also loves Mobius's personal space : *Loki, RIGHT BEHIND Mobius, looking at the tempad over Mobius's shoulder as he totally BREATHES against Mobius's cheek*
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Finally...
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Loki: So what's for dinner?
Mobius: I can't tell you, it's a soup-prise!
Loki: ...
Loki: Is it soup?
Mobius: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*
Loki: Please, enough with the soup puns!
Mobius: Wow, you're soup-per mean.
Loki: STOP!
*one hour later*
Loki: It's fucking tacos?!
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Loki, sarcastically: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Mobius, softly: You and me.
Loki, tearing up: *voice cracking* Okay...
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Y/N: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Loki: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Y/N: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Loki: Is it working?
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loki: if a beautiful person disagrees with me i will immediately change my views. i have no principles.
sylvie: well maybe you should have principles.
loki: you're right, maybe i should.
sylvie: good.
sylvie: wait,—
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Loki: *is wearing silk pants* How does this look?
Mobius: Like its slips on and off really easily.
Loki:
Mobius: No, I didn't mean it like that-
B-15: We know what you meant.
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Mobius: *puts on pride pin*
Loki: *gasp* You’re gay!
Mobius: *holds up his wedding band* WE ARE MARRIED
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Mobius: What are you in the mood for ?
Loki: World domination.
Mobius : That's a bit ambitious.
Loki : You are my world.
Mobius : Aww...
Loki :
Mobius :
Loki :
Mobius : OH.
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I’m gonna be the sluttiest malewife
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