#i snorted so loudly

[favoriteonepiecepanels]

#one piece #i snorted so loudly #those fucking faces!! #monkey d. luffy #eustass kid #trafalgar law #roronoa zoro #ch. 1001

[cyazurai]

Relatable.

#ffxiv #final fantasy xiv #final fantasy xiv endwalker #endwalker spoilers #mhu sellah #nonsims #i snorted so loudly

[ariadne-inthesky]

ship with me, we don't have enough ships together :/

Oh ! Woe is you my poor Winter ! Alas, you are severely right ! We do not have enough ships together ! Let us remediate to this situation as quickly as possible !

#answered ask #noctiivagus #I snorted so loudly #you grrrrremlin <3

[fluorescent-if]

Me 🤝 you 🤝 your characters

Neurodivergent

Ayeeee 👏 (pretend it's a high five or smth)

#I am so sorry I have no clue how to respond but I snorted so loudly when I read this #asks #star shitposts #love shooting my characters with the laser beam that makes them gay and neurodivergent

[riosnecktattoo]

Finally saw Barbie and it was even more amazing than I thought it would be 😭🥹

#i cried multiple times #i was howling with laughter #after America Ferreras speech my cinema clapped and the ladies next to me said “well said” #my whole group of friends cried and loved it too #my bestie who we thought was our Ken left the cinema and loudly realised he was our Allan (he so is haha) #I just LOVED ITTTTT #when i say i screamed laughing at the Snyder Cut joke #that whole sequence i was snorting #it was the best #🥹🥹🥹 #Margot was so perfect 🤩 #ryan was SO funny #i need every outfit #barbie spoilers #barbie

[obligur]

i got my grades back for a couple homework assignments and. well. maybe my teacher should’ve chosen a different way to abbreviate “cumulative”

#i lost it laughing #and my friend and i made eye contact across the table and #i knew #she’d seen it too #and wow #i have not laughed that hard #in maybe 3 months #then the teacher started talking #so we tried to pull it together #but i couldn’t stop thinking about it #and i was trying to be quiet but i snorted so loudly and the #then we got in trouble

[lestatlioncunt]

that just had implied sex offscreen post but it's the sims

#rena.txt #(bed covers start shaking. wild amounts of steam fill the shower. bushes big enough to hide 2 sims. i can't remember other animations rn) #i snorted so loudly at this rn in my this game is frying my brain again era. i'll go back to play 🚶🏻

[rubiscothegeek]

#i cannot interact with this tweet in any way on twitter #because we were all told not to do anything that might cause offence #but it made me snort-laugh very loudly so i'm sharing it with you all instead #what a country we live in

[singsweetmelodies]

ive read all three of your ts/f1 reblogs and i have 3 things to say

1. Youre insane

2. I know all these songs and i wanna shoot myself

3. King of my heart is a sebchal song

❤️

akira i fucking adore you and i have 3 things to say back:

1) yes 😘 and i still have one more to do whoops lmao. fuck me.

2) BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it was all worthwhile then 😌😌😌👌👌👌😘

3) sorry babe but i will have to fight you for that one. i think king of my heart is one of those songs that everyone wants for their own dearest otp. so i will make my case for piarles.

king of my heart... i love the way it's all about "i have been waiting, body and soul." no other pairing has waited for each other like these two. they grew up together. dreamed an impossible dream together. achieved that dream together. and stayed together every step of the way. no matter what, they never fell apart. that makes years and years and years of waiting, for their dream but also for each other.

because. all the best friends to lovers stories - and songs! - are about that moment it all changes. (the say you fancy me not fancy stuff.) the crippling uncertainty for ruining everything but also the thrill of taking the step from friends to more. (the up on the roof with a schoolgirl crush.) the way nothing afterwards can ever compare to a first love, the way nobody can really know you or hurt you or love you like your lifelong best friend. (the is this the end of all the endings.) the way it's all worthwhile when they love you too, because they mean everything in a way nobody else ever truly can. (the king of my heart, body and soul.)

in short. they are the kings of each other's hearts, to me. and they always will be. ❤️

#asks & answers #akira tag 😻 <333 #the way i have literally been working late until now (it's midnight yes. i know its bad. anyway) #the way i was working late and then opened tumblr #only to immediately see this #omfg i snorted SO loudly #but in a ridiculously fond way if that's possible #akira i genuinely adore you #ALSO. sorrynotsorry for my mini piarles essay here #it is midnight and i have been doing forensic genetics all damn day. this was EXACTLY what i needed #so thank you for this #my heart is healed etc #also. they are my BABIES. my one true otp. the one that ruined my life. i will never be converted etc #they are the kings of MY heart and im afraid that's it. tickets for me #❤️ #🦑🏎️ piarles #katie rambles #about PIARLES #so the best kind of ramble tbqh ❤️ #ohhh and also #my friends are fucking insane & i adore every second of it #LOVE that tag hehe. 😘

[laufire]

random woman in the public transport: we have to support our church because when the left comes to power they're gonna close them all!!

honey. honey. The Evol Left is already in the government. somehow churches are still standing. unfortunately.

#*naomi campbell crying pic* conservative christians are so stupid #i couldn't help but snort LOUDLY and that shut her up at least lmao #like this is not a politician fearmonfering this was an idiotic woman who's fully bought into that rhetoric ajdgaksj #and i'm tired of hearing i should be more ~sympathetic to this kind of people #i know what she'd think of *me* so fuck that #she's dumb as a rock and deserves to be mocked afaic #i don't really mean the churches bit some catholic churches are too beautiful and too culturally relevant xD #wouldn't complain if thee church as an institution went down and they (churches as buildings) taken away from them though lol

[badheart]

So Yukio's your cash machine?

“I know he is a bit ... special with his interests.”  Technology, games and the like.  “...but calling him a machine is a bit harsh now, don’t you think?”  Meanwhile not even trying to hold back his amusement. 

#╳ ——「 query.」 #╳ ——「 gray mask.」 #i hope u still see this #cuz i was stuck at work asdfgh #where i loudly snorted #thank u #// also yeah yukio financed the whole group #so not untrue

[reggiemess]

Something I never noticed until I started getting my allergies treated is that when you breathe deeply through your nose you can feel the air in the back of your throat.

#i had a nearly constant stuffy nose so i never was able to breathe very well through it #if i tried this id just snort really loudly

[witchofthemidlands]

CHAOS || 1x01 (Billy Collins being ✨slightly✨ unhinged Part 2/?)

#i snorted so loudly when he was just ✨there✨ #billy collins #rick martinez #fay carson #chaos #james murray #freddy rodriguez #carmen ejogo #chaosedit #cinemapix #tvcentric #dailytvsource #dailytvedit #tvedit

[cygnus-is-tired]

It’s a good thing Harry didn’t know what Cho meant when she said bless your heart, because if someone said that to me after I asked them out I would spontaneously combust right there and then

#I snorted so loudly when she said that #I would be devastated #a very potter musical #I’m determined to finally watch the entirety of this musical this time

[buckyalpine]

I need a feral and unhinged, touch starved Bucky to ruin me.

He’s selfish in giving and taking.

He's gone years without touching his cock, no orgasm, no relief, nothing. Any experience he has had has been long forgotten. The man loves getting his cock sucked. There’s something so filthy about the way he goes feral for it, torn between throwing his head back in pleasure and watching his cock disappear into your mouth.

He used to be such a gentleman but he can’t anymore.

He's a fucking menace because he loves how dirty it is, having his dick in your mouth of all places, letting you slobber and drool all over his length, getting his balls wet in the process.

He doesn't give a fuck who hears either, letting anyone and everyone know his cock is in your mouth, that he's getting the best head of his life.

"Fuck, suck me princess, just-yeah just like that, sucking my cock so good babydoll, makin' me so hard"

You let out a muffled whine in response, still on your knees, tears streaking down your face while he holds your face, his thumbs swiping your wet cheeks. He bites his lip while thrusting his hips forward, pushing his length down your throat. You claw at his thighs, gagging and he lets out a delicious moan seeing your arousal starting to drip with how turned on you are.

"You're makin' me feel so good sugar, you know that? Y'have any idea how good my dick feels right now, how much cum there is in my balls?" He takes a a hand off his thigh and makes you cup his heavy sack, guiding you to squeeze him while you suck, the combined feeling making his eyes roll back.

"C'mon princess, suck my balls next, never had them sucked before-oh fuck-yeah-just like that baby shit-oh fuck feels so good-" His abs tense as he moans loudly again, jerking himself while you move to lap and suck at his sack, precum dribbling down, making a mess everywhere.

He might as well be addicted to the feeling. On more than one occasion, he's missed morning training because you decided to wake him up with head and he loses himself to you, not giving a shit who is waiting for him at the door.

He hears the knocks, hears them calling for him and he'll let them know what's keeping him so busy.

"Buck, you coming-?"

"Oh Fuck yes! Suck my cock, yes, yes, yes, gonna cum, drink it up baby, c'mon, swallow, fuck yes, m'gonna cum again-don't stop princess"

"Well...technically he's coming" Sam snorted, hearing every filthy word the super soldier spewed out while Steve bit back a smirk, "I think your best friend is busy"

Steve couldn't help the proud smile that made it's way onto his face, shaking his head, quickly walking away before round two started.

Tony occasionally goes as far as cheering outside of Bucky's bedroom, especially when the steady thump of the headboard banging against the wall can be heard from downstairs.

No point hiding anything from Tony, especially when he's the one who had to install the xl mirror in the bedroom Bucky requested and god knows he didn't ask for it because he's into fashion.

He's gonna put you in positions that are unholy as it gets. He wants to watch every detail. He's gonna throw your legs all the way back till your knees hit the bed. He wants to watch his cock stretch you open. He's gonna experimentally flick that little button between your legs, using it as his own personal play toy, rubbing and pinching it to his delight just to hear you squeal.

“That’s-that’s your spot, huh princess-take my fat cock baby, doin' so good, moaning for me" He growls, watching he way you take his cock. His favorite thing to do is lock eyes with you in the mirror while your on your hands and knees watching you watch him while he fucks your brains out. Your breasts bounce with each thrust and he doesn't know what he loves to watch more. God forbid your eyes roll back, he spanks you till you focus again.

"Look at me when you take my cock baby, look at how pretty you are when you're all stretched open"

"Sargent-I-fuck-can't-

"Yeah, can't even speak huh, that how good your pussy feels baby? You wanna cum? Want me to make you cum?"

"Please!" You wail and he grabs your hair and pulls you till your back is flush against his chest. He forces your thighs apart as wide as they'll go before grabbing his phone and positioning it under, getting a perfect video of his cock pumping you full of cum while his fingers reach around to rub your swollen button.

"Go on and cum baby, cum with me, together, make your Sargent proud princess, make me dick feel good, fuck, gonna fill you till it spills out, mother fucker-FUCKK" He moans loudly with you, letting your convulsing pussy milk him dry, his veins throbbing as he shoots ropes of cum into you. The end of the video is blurry after all his cum drips onto the screen but it makes it so much filthier.

He's going to record all of this along with taking pictures, always getting you to spread your legs for him, laying on his bed after he's poured load after load into you. I want him to be the dirtiest fuck, looking at all the pictures and videos he's taken, jerking himself off afterwards when you're away for a mission. He can't have you but he's gonna take what he can get. He loves how you moan and scream, how cock drunk you get. A part of him almost feels like a pervert, tugging at his dick like a horny teenager but he can't keep his hands off when he thinks of you.

He's fucking feral even when he jerks off. Legs spread wide apart, no clothes on, back arched off the bed, fucking his hips up into his fist. He doesn't care if you walk in anymore. He was shy at first but now he just smirks while continuing to lazily touch himself, using his own spend to palm himself, the other arm propped behind his head. He knows you love the sight, planting his feet onto the bed to give you a better view while you take your clothes off-

Anyway, my bad, this was sitting in the drafts for long enough, you can go about your day now.

#bucky barnes x you #bucky x reader #bucky barnes #bucky barnes fluff #bucky x y/n #bucky barnes x f!reader #bucky barnes x y/n #bucky barnes x reader #bucky barnes x female reader #bucky barnes fanfiction #marvel smut #marvel fanfic #marvel fanfiction #marvel fanfics #avengers fluff #avenger fanfiction #avengers smut #avengers fanfiction #bucky barnes fan fic #bucky barnes fanmix #bucky barnes fan fiction #bucky barnes fanfic #bucky fan fiction #bucky fan fic #bucky fandom #bucky fanfic #bucky imagine #james bucky buchanan barnes #james bucky barnes #james buchanan barnes

[elexaria]

simon’s that guy. “don’t want a cat, for fuck’s sake.” he grumbles as you plead and beg, using the ol’ reliable puppy dog eyes to try and egg him on. “no, love. ‘m allergic.” he blatantly lies, sniffing as he looks down at you, his arm wrapped around your waist.

“no you’re not, simon.” you huff, rolling your eyes as you purposely ruffle his hair. it makes him chuckle, how quick you were to call him out. “fairs.” he replies, leaning back against the headboard with a smug grin. “still not getting a cat, though.”

the day you bring home the bundle of fur and purrs back from the adoption centre, simon’s not impressed. he stands in the kitchen, eyebrows furrowed as he watches the tuxedo cat pad around the kitchen curiously. “look at it. ‘ts just a bag of fleas.” he grimaces, looking at you with a deadpan expression. he’s such a sour puss, it makes you giggle as you kneel down to croon at the kitty, baby talking to it— which makes si groan and roll his eyes. “can’t deal with this.” he grumbles out, leaving you to suck up to the new addition to the riley family.

he’s so adamant he doesn’t like the cat!! he gives it the stink eye, sticks his middle finger up at it whenever it stares at him and calls it fat. “need’t go to weight watchers, fatty.” he teases as he watches it chow down on some food. you playfully chide him by swatting his shoulder, eliciting a deep rumble of amusement. “what? not exactly lyin’, am i?” he replies, grinning as he pulls you in close against him, peppering kisses over your face childishly.

he’s not slick, though. you accidentally notice it one day when passing the kitchen. you halt in your tracks, stealthily peeking round the corner as you watch simon crouching low, baby talking to the cat as he puts out some treats for it to nibble at. “such a fat puddy tat, ain’t ya? oh my.” he croons down at the furry fiend, who’s purring up a storm as it rubs its scent against his legs.

and then you can’t not see it. the cat pawing at the bathroom door, mewling for attention from si as he takes a shower. or the time you came home, finding the two of them napping on the sofa. the cat chirping happily when you walk in, stretching and pawing his face, which elicits a gruff chuckle. “ey, stop it, you.” he affectionately says to the cat, his eyes still shut as he continues to blissfully nap with a purring weight nestled on his chest.

it finally comes to an end when the three of you are relaxing in bed, you’re nestled up to simon while the cat lays at your feet. it begins to playfully swat simon’s toes, making him yelp and laugh something fierce. “oi!” he chuckles, wiggling his toes at the cat. it makes you look up at simon, amused as you shake your head. “you and that bloody cat, get a room.” you tease, nudging him with a grin. he snorts, nudging you back with a grin to match. “someone’s jealous, eh? don’t worry, i don’t love the cat more than you.”

he shoots a wink at the cat, hiding his mouth with his hand as he whispers loudly, “don’t listen to that, i love you more than them. we’re for lifers, mate.” before looking over at you with an impish expression. this man’s gonna be the death of you.

#elexaria writes #cod x reader #simon riley #simon ghost x reader #simon riley x reader #simon ghost riley #cod fluff #cod 141 #simon riley fluff