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ralvezfanatic · 4 months

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Y/N: I need someone to take me out already

Derek: Like on a date or with a sniper?

Y/N: Either works but at this point I rather a sniper

Hotch: Do I need to have you evaluated?

Elle, texting Penelope to ask how much a hitman costs:

Spencer, texting Penelope to ask her for tips on how to ask you out:

Penelope, very confused at the two types of text she got: ???

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flamie-42 · 5 months

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A undiscovered hilarity of Fukazawa’s powers that I don’t think we talk about enough

Fukazawa: *proud* You did a good job today, Dazai. *fatherly pats his shoulder*

Dazai: thanks President

*from the other room*

Kunikida: DAZAI STOP TOUCHING THE PRESIDENT

Atsushi: *tiger roar*

#I just thought of this #we don’t use Fukazawa’s powers enough #bsd #bungou stray dogs #poor fukuzawa #bsd fukuzawa #bsd dazai #weretiger

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fandomfloater · 8 months

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Heather: you’re going on a date tmr

Veronica: what? with who? why?

Heather: you have the worst type in men so i’m choosing your date.

Veronica: …

Heather: *fancy restaurant*. tomorrow at 8. be there and don’t wear your ugly ass clothes.

———the next day at 8—————

Veronica (seeing Heather at the table surrounded by candles): oh, I didn’t know you’d be here. my outfit up to your standards?

Heather: obviously i’m here, you don’t know how to flirt to save your life

——10 min later——

Veronica: I thought you said that i’d be going on a date?

Heather: I did

Veronica: I got stood up on a blind date?? rude.

Heather: …

Veronica: sucks how much effort you put into getting me a date. got the candles and wine and everything.

Heather: …yeah

#heathers #heather chandler #veronica sawyer #chansaw #I just thought of this #anywayssss

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hanafubukki · 2 months

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I just thought of this but…

What if idia has Silver faking his death?

Something something about the shock factor and the ensuring grief snapping Malleus out (or making it worse) of this OB state??

Something something about how one of the people you wanted to make happy dying because of you or your actions.

Just…the shock you know??

#I just thought of this #I wouldn’t put it past idia either #it also reminded me of the dark tournament from Yyh #where kuwabara faked his death just so Yusuke would get his shit together 🤣🤣🤣#twst theory #malleus draconia #twst silver #twst theories

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gothic-thriller-dawn · 5 months

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Theory time:

What if the reason Howl says to Sophie, ‘That’s my girl’ after hearing her talk for the first time, he is actually meaning ‘that Is my girl’ confirming that it truly is the Sophie he heard back in the meadow when he was a child.

(Probably wrong but this just popped into my head)

#howls moving castle #howl pendragon #howl jenkins pendragon #howl and sophie #howlscastle #studio ghibli #ghibli films #calcifer #theory #theory time #i just thought of this

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beargyufairy · 3 months

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You may only call me Mrs. Dragneel when you are completely, and perfectly, and incandescently happy

Quote from Pride & Prejudice by Jane Austen

#mr darcy #fairy tail #lucy heartfilia #nalu #natsu dragneel #artists on tumblr #natsu x lucy #writers on tumblr #lucy x natsu #illustration #pride and prejudice #elizabeth bennet #i just thought of this #jane austen #romance languages #dragneel brothers #nalu headcanon

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theghostofsoap · 4 months

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Ghost has always been a Beefy Boi. Like he hit puberty early and wasn't scrawny growing up (at least maybe not intentionally, i think their fam coulda had food issues at one point but THATS BESIDE THE POINT).

SO he big boy. We love that. But this boy has always been The Big One. Like he's always been beefy. The very very few times he's had sex or romantic endeavors he's always been The Big One.

Here comes Soap. He's bigger than Soap. He thinks he's still The Big One. That is until the first time Soap is the big spoon.

Oh...

He likes being held but he didnt know it because rarely was he the one BEING held! Like he was always The Big One so he always did the holding

Soap can tell what he needs tho, he notices how like, dang CLINGY AND CUDDLY Simon is when he's the little spoon.

So he tries something one day... The boys are all working out together. Gaz, Johnny, and Simon. They're doing some jogs around the facility. They're flipping tires. Big Boi shit.

And then Johnny goes "I want to do some squats" And he fuckin PICKS UP SIMON (Fireman's carry style) and fuckin SQUATS.

And SIMON is like "Holy shit I'm being held. No one has ever held me before. I'm the Big Boi I can't be held-"

Spoiler: He really likes being held.

Johnny knows ;)

#ghoap #ghost soap #ghost x soap #simon riley #john mactavish #here have some word vombit #i just thought of this #and it needed to be said #cod mw #tas 141

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skyekurisu · 8 months

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毎晩

#Ugly drawing #Idk #I just thought of this #Of dreams I used to have #Of the disappointment in the middle of the night #Also was thinking about strawberries for some reason #transgender #skyekurisu #Don't expect more drawings

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ogdegenerate · 2 months

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Alastor: Charlie.

Charlie: Yes Alastor, what can I help you with?

Alastor: I want to make intercourse illegal.

Charlie: *wholesome giggle* very funny Al, but I really dont think that’s possible-

Alastor: Charlie.

Charlie: 😀❓

Alastor: Do I look like i’m joking?

Charlie: u-um-

Alastor: I am the radio demon, and I say I want sexual intercourse GONE.

Charlie: A-A-Alastor?

Alastor: MORNINGSTAR!

Charlie: P-please calm down-

Alastor: I AM DECLARING WAR ON SEX!

Charlie: but-

Alastor: NO!

Charlie: can we-

Alastor: I AM AN OVERLORD!

Charlie: Alastor PLEASEEEEE

Alastor: I AM THE RADIO DEMON! I AM DEATH!

Charlie: BUT WE CANT!!!

Alastor: MORNINGSTAR-

#hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #alastor #the radio demon #incorrect quotes #i just thought of this #this basically cannon

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adharastarlight · 2 years

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Sirius: when life gives you lemons, make lemonade

Regulus, unfamiliar with the saying: when the fuck has life given you lemons?!?

Sirius, raising his voice: hey rem! can you chuck me some lemons?

Remus: ...um sure? *throws a few lemons at him*

Sirius: so, my life just gave me lemons, now we make lemonade

Remus: *dying internally*

James, taking notes: damn, that was smooth

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irondad-defensesquad · 2 months

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"jeez kid, you're going to be the death of me one day..."

peter has gotten used to this kind of joke, even if it might not always make him smile, but this one...

it triggers something in him.

"don't say that," peter reacts before he realizes.

tony catches on immediately. "hey, i was just kidding--"

"i don't want you to die because of me!"

"it's just an expression--"

"NO! it's NOT funny!" peter snaps to the point of tears. "what if something bad actually happens to you?! what if i can't save you, mr. stark?!"

uncle ben said those little jokes, too. and look what happened to him.

peter can't let that happen to tony, too.

the man looks heartbroken.

"oh, kiddo... forget i said that, alright? i was being stupid. i'm always gonna be here for you, i promise."

peter is not completely certain, but he does give in when tony hugs him. it grounds him and reminds him his mentor is safe now.

the teen hopes he won't be the death of tony.

#lotus speaks #irondad #fics #my fics #drabble #maybe ooc idk #i just thought of this #death mention tw

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mysticarts · 5 months

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A silly little interaction with Yújìn and the monkies (LMK)

Yújìn: Hey, Macaque, Wukong, are you guys free on Friday? Like around 8pm Friday?

Macaque: Yea?

Yújìn: Great! Wukong?

Wukong: I'm pretty sure I'm free around that time

Yújìn: Perfect! Because I'm not! I got Emperess ruling stuff to do, so you two go on without me, and have fun on your date!

Wukong: .....Did she just?-

Macaque: Yea, she did. I'm not suprsied anymore

#Lmk prompt #lmk fandom #lmk oc #lmk shadowpeach #lmk macaque #lmk sun wukong #lmk headcanon #lmk monkey king #a silly guy #im proud of this one #i just thought of this

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piffany666 · 4 months

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Fredrick: is Bright here?

Darlin: ah you know what-

Glass shattering from Bright jumping out the window*

Darlin: he just left...

Fredrick: really?

Darlin: yeeeaaah...sorry

#i just thought of this #its 1 am and i have work tomorrow #ah f*k it #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted incorrect quotes #redacted darlin #redacted bright eyes #redacted frederick

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eemoo1o-tfrmoo · 5 months

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Headcanon that Astrid wanted to name her and Hiccup’s (first) daughter after Stormfly but knew that she couldn’t because it isn’t a “Viking” name, so she chose “Zephyr” as tribute.

#I just thought of this #after thinking about my soulmate theory followed by Stormfly naming a hatchling when in thw (place) ‘Astrid’ and then I flipped it #httyd #how to train your dragon: the hidden world #httyd thw #astrid hofferson #stormfly #zephyr haddock #headcanon #my headcanons #original post #if you don’t get it just google weather/wind terminology

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willbyersbff · 2 years

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hopper @ will: exploring your sexuality: healthy, but does it have to be with MICHAEL WHEELER?

#byler #will byers #mike wheeler #stranger things #red white and royal blue #rwrb #i just thought of this

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mysoulismelting · 1 year

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#crossover #crossovers #fanfiction #maladaptive daydreaming #daydreaming #imagine #danny phantom #alternate universe #danny pantom au #art style #animation #live action #im really curious #i just thought of this #and was like #wait #i do this... do other people do this?#poll #polls

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