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phoxphenex · 1 year

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𝗪𝗛𝗘𝗡 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗧𝗘𝗟𝗟 𝟭𝟮𝟳 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗡𝗘𝗘𝗗 𝗔 𝗛𝗨𝗚

(i didn’t add markhyuck cause i ran out of ideas for them sorry lovers 😭)

#nct social media au #nct 127 #hugs not drugs #scenarios #heart emoji

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pret-a-party · 6 months

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Why does Strawberry Shortcake look like she developed an MDMA habit in 2017? 🥹💊

#strawberry shortcake #hugs not drugs #80s toys #90s toys #90s nostalgia #80s nostalgia #pinkcore #pink moodboard #pink aesthetic #80s and 90s

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mattsmemes · 2 months

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#meme #mattsmemes #memes that make you go hmmm #hugs #hug dealer #hugs dealer #hugging #hugs not drugs #wholesome #wholesome memes #sending hugs #free hugs #uplifting #positive #nice guy

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ladykissingfish · 2 years

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Deidara: Hey, Tobi?

Tobi: What is it, Senpai?

Deidara: *steps over to him and hugs him tightly*

Tobi: S-Senpai? What are you doing?

Deidara, still hugging: You’ve been stressed out lately. A hug will help you feel better.

Tobi:

Tobi, in Obito voice: You wouldn’t know a thing about how or what I feel, Deidara. I’ve spent the past ten years doing things that would turn your hair white, and not once has “stress” affected me. And even if it did, I highly doubt that having some 19 year old brat’s skinny little arms around me, would help that situation in the slightest.

Deidara: … and yet you’re not pushing me away, hm. But if you want me to stop, then -

Tobi:

Tobi: *sighs and wraps his own arms around Deidara, picks him up and carries him to the couch, setting him down while still holding him*

Tobi: May as well get comfortable; you’re gonna be here for a while.

#tobidei #tobi x deidara #tobi #obito uchiha #deidara #hugs not drugs

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euesworld · 1 year

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"I'm addicted to you, it's true.. you are my sweet, black tar.. my morphine dream. I got intimate with you in the back of a car, and took you to the veins. I didn't realize that I would fall in love, but I did.. and now I can't get enough."

Addiction is an ugly thing, but it's also an escape.. I can understand why people do it. I kicked all of mine, and you can too.. get help, people care and so should you.. you know deep down that's not what you want in life but you don't know how to stop, it's getting ugly and you can't quit.. it's taking over your life and you are giving up hope.. well don't lose hope, get help - eUë

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official-souls · 1 year

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HEEEEYYYYYY tehmis. Or Bea. Evryone3. I got the weed. We shkusd. All do teh wedd. We heave soem xcookies for you@!!! Cmon. You knwo huo wanan do the weed wiht us.

Frisk, you're... acting really weird... What's going on? I don't like this...

*The soul shifts uncomfortably. She remembers some things.

-🧡 Bea

#🧡 bea #ask the souls #hugs not drugs

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bizonytalan-szeretlek · 1 year

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allycat75 · 11 days

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It's all fun and games on 4/20, but there are serious consequences of being a burnout stoner loser.

Becoming a joke amongst your friends and peers by dragging the antisemetic, racist, arrogant, lazy, childish wifey to a public event and awkwardly posing for a bunch of pictures with her, all while wearing the colors of the Nazi flag.

Bad decision upon bad decision, but you are so baked you don't even know your own name. Nothing to shush anymore because your brain has stopped talking to you since your soul peaced-out months ago.

#Some people shouldn't smoke or ingest weed #boston antisemite #boston nazi #boston racist #You are the company you keep #is your mom still proud?#AI in human form #get some serious help #Hugs not drugs #“Am I Chris Pine?”

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wallywallybangbang · 5 months

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#hugs not drugs

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calcify-my-bones · 10 months

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Recent conversation overheard concerning my brother’s pants pocket:

My brother: what’s it for?

My mom: a key

My brother: a key of what?

My mom: …a car key

#weird family #hugs not drugs #dysfunctional #funny #fresh memes #funny meme #funny post #lol #relatable #meme #dank memes

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psykopaths · 5 months

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theoldkyokodied · 1 year

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most recent tomgregs ft. one mini comic of a convo i had with @urban-barbarian about tomshiv running away together, new zealand sheepfarmer style (they are as bad at it as you'd expect) making them a bad selfmade wine and ugly ill-fitting sweaters that tom knits couple, and of course greg shows up to mooch off of them. So he gets a sweater too :) The dialogue i used in the pics is written by them, Kath is just incredible in getting their voices right <333

#tomgreg #tom wambsgans #greg hirsch #gregory hirsch #succession #tw drugs #for the cocaine use bc they are crazy #sending many hugs and kisses to kath for indulging me. the way we can talk about this show is incredible to me #our chats live in my mind rent free 24/7

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babyshoesnerdshit · 8 months

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batkids high headcanons

CW: weed (duh), characters being high (also duh), slightly platonic yandere, and infantilization

Dick: absolute cuddle monster, he will grab which ever sibling is closest and hold on like an octopus, if the need to get something from the other room he will simply carry them there so they can get it. need to go to the bathroom? it will take 15 minuets minimum to convince him to let you go. some siblings will hit him for clinging but it doesn't stop him at all. he just loves you guys so much, and he will tell you this constantly. super affectionate, will kiss the top of your head, you cheeks, your forehead ect. some of the others with try and stab him for this others will give up and let him. will be the one to buy all of the snacks before the sesh. makes sure to get all the ones he know you like best.

Jason: anger issues? what anger issues? super chill and the most relaxed you've seen him. he will find you and will carry you around on his hip, he talks to you like your a child (only you not any of the other siblings) he has a firm hold on you so the only way you're getting down is if one of the other siblings manages to convince him. however he is super comfy and you might fall asleep. if this happens you will be cooed at and many pics will be taken (however that would happen no matter what you did so). tries super hard to make you laugh but keeps cutting himself off by laughing at his own jokes. totally makes his own edibles. will go along with almost any silly antic you get up to, the best at playing along with the bit.

Tim: becomes super quiet and doesn't make many expressions, observes the others for the most part. then out of nowhere he will say the most philosophical shit that makes no sense to anyone but him and he refuses to elaborate. one of the only times he will fall asleep willingly. he will also hug like an octopus but only to you, you can push him off much easier but less than half of a minuet later he's hugging you again. will randomly start petting your hair when hugging you. takes lots of pics of you, if you ask why he just says he's documenting important things. he will use the particularly good/cute ones as ransom to the other siblings (ex. "if you do [insert thing] for me ill give you this pic of (y/n) high [doing cute thing]" and it always works)

Steph: becomes an absolute comedian, constantly cracking jokes and finds the funniest videos to watch. smiles and laughs at everything. tends to fall asleep before everyone else tho (except Duke but more on that later) finds the most random things funny, one time you found her laughing her ass off at an egg just sitting on the counter in the kitchen. will bat at things like a cat, like hoodie strings or someone's hair (most likely belonging to Tim or Cass). defo the biggest stoner out of the whole group (followed by probably Jason). always has a bag of chips on her, no one knows where she keeps them she just pulls them out of nowhere to start snacking.

Cass: Cass has never been drunk or high or any form of intoxicated, and she plans to keep it that way. she likes being in total control of herself all of the time. she does however like to hangout with you guys while you are high, she thinks its very funny and she takes photos and records things to use as blackmail or to trade. stays silent in the corner the whole time just watching you guys be idiots, if she sees you're starting to get stressed/have a bad time she will instantly be by your side and knows exactly how to comfort you. she makes sure you guys always have enough water, before you even ask there's a water bottle right next to you. (depending on just how high you are it ranges from a glass of water to straight up a sippy cup)

Duke: doesn't really get high often but will hang out with you like Cass, he however talks to you guys more than just observing. the few times he gets high it always a really small edible because he has a super low tolerance and smoking intimidates him, and he usually only uses it to help him sleep. dude is knocked out almost as soon as it hits. if he does manage to stay up he just laughs at everything and smiles without saying much. he's just happy to be there :]

Damian: is too young to do anything so no weed for him. he claims he doesn't care and that he is superior for keeping his mind clear but will then go pout in his room because he feels left out. will hang out sometimes but not often because he is a common target for dicks octopus hugs/overbearing affection. when he is old enough I get the feeling he would still not partake out of spite and so he can say he's better than you.

Bonus: Alfred makes the best food for munchies, any requests will be made no matter how strange. Bruce knows but he lets it slide (only after doing several hours of research on it to make sure you guys weren't doing anything too harmful) because he's just happy to see all of his kids getting along and bonding. Bruce did give you all an hour long lecture about making sure what you had was gotten from a safe and regulated dispensary and how to get high in the safest way possible. I personally think he transformed one of the lounge rooms into a specific high room, it has no sharp objects and nothing that you could accidentally get hurt on, there's pillows and blankets everywhere. he will also make sure you guys properly clean any pipes/bongs. much like many of your siblings he will use this as an opportunity to baby you (he would tell you to hold his hand because you might be a bit wobbly or carry you to bed ect.)

#when i say hug like an octopus i mean they wont let go not that they have many arms lol #batfam #batfamily #platonic yandere #platonic yandere batfam #platonic yandere batfam x reader #platonic yandere x reader #yandere batfam #yandere batfam x reader #yandere x reader #tw high mention #tw weed #tw drugs #drugs cw #cw weed #cw high #batfam high #batfam headcanons #batfamily headcanons

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hurtcomfortguaranteed · 1 month

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In The Sentinel 2x12, Blair is unwittingly drugged with a powerful hallucinogen that sends him into a violent, disoriented frenzy. Jim manages to calm him down before the overdose kills him.

#the sentinel 1996 #whump #bromance whump #bromance #caregiver #worry #aftercare #overdose #drugged #disoriented #collapse #hugging #hospital care #bedside vigil #hurt/comfort #richard burgi #garett maggart

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euesworld · 1 year

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"I'm a hug dealer.. if you need a hundred pounds of hugs, I got you covered. Hugs not drugs.."

Any time, anywhere.. hahahaha.. dial 1-800-GOT-HUGS and I'll be there in a quick flash with some hugs for that ass - eUë

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piratekane · 1 month

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Kate pauses, the coffee pot titled over her to-go mug as the freshly-brewed dark roast starts to fill it. “Another undercover assignment? For both of us?” Lucy carefully takes the pot from Kate, leveling it off before all 8 ounces end up on the counter. “Cool, right? A joint undercover operation. Thelma and Lousie, teaming up to take on the bad guys.”

i do, you do, we do - the imagined opening and closing scenes of NCIS: Hawai'i season 3, episode 4 (aka The Newlyweds episode).

#i send this out forth into the world like a small bird i hope will come back to me #it's been a hot minute hasn't it #kacy #ncis: hawai'i #kate whistler #lucy tara #remember when only the first five tags counted for anything? ahh the passing of time #if you like this i'd love to know and if you didn't well i can't help you i just type the words in the order they appear in my mind #be gentle enjoy reading hug your pets and don't do drugs kid #get your fix at 10pm on monday nights on cbs like the rest of us #also some of this corny BUT SO ARE THEY

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