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Aaaah spring always makes me draw this stuff

#sasodei #sasori x deidara #sasori #deidara #naruto #akatsuki #love

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JASON X (2001) dir. James Isaac

#Jason X #jason vorhees #so does this mean hockey is going to be outlawed before the year is out 🤔

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*Sasori, reading a text from Deidara* Sasori: *sighs and goes into Deidara's room* Sasori: For God's sake, you're NOT dying, brat. You have a cold. A MILD cold at that. Deidara, buried beneath blankets he stole from everyone in the Akatsuki: Please remember me fondly, hm. And say some kind words at my funeral ... Sasori: You're going to be fine. All you need is rest and plenty of fluids. Deidara: When I'm gone, please don't let Zetsu eat me. I'd rather you turned me into a puppet than that. Sasori: For the last time, you are FINE, Deidara. You -- wait, what? Deidara: I said I'd rather you turn me into a puppet than for you to let Zetsu eat me. Sasori: Sasori: *throws himself over Deidara's body and "sobs"* Noooo! You were so young! This is a terrible tragedy! How will I ever get over your untimely demise!! Sasori: Er, how long do you think this'll take? Because I don't want to start laying out my tools or embalming fluids too soon. Deidara:

#sasodei #sasori x deidara #sasori #deidara #naruto #the akatsuki #sickfic #they're in love #poor Zetsu getting cheated out of a good meal :-(

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Deidara 💥

fuck your zodiac sign, whos your favorite Akatsuki member

#deidara #the akatsuki #I mean just look at him #LOOK AT HIM for God’s sake! #hes so babygirl #hes so silly #hes so pretty #he’s a terrible human being and I love him more than anything

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Can I hire him to do my taxes? Please? 🙏🏽

looking through stuff and i would like to leave tax season core kakuzu with you

#naruto #kakuzu #tax day #tax day 2024

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*in the afterlife, after Deidara’s death*

Sasori: *sarcastically slow-clapping upon seeing Dei* Well done, brat. Excellent. A fantastic visual treat, and not at all the pointless and painfully predictable death that literally everyone in the Akatsuki had pegged for you since the day we met you.

Deidara, scowling: Oh, shut up, Danna! At least I didn’t go out like some pussy, losing to an old woman and a teenaged girl!

Sasori: Hey, I LET them take me out. I figured it was better than listening to even one more second of you spouting off your insanely incorrect artistic rhetoric.

Deidara: Don’t sit here and pretend that you weren’t after me like a dog hunting a rabbit, you goddamned pervert, hm! And you know what? MY death actually ACCOMPLISHED something! Thanks to me, there’s one less Uchiha in the world!

Sasori: *laughing* Oh? Really? You mean Itachi’s little brother? *moves his head side to side in an exaggerated manner* Mmm, don’t SEE him anywhere. Maybe because he LIVED.

Deidara: Impossible! That was the strongest explosion in my arsenal! There’s no way he wasn’t taken out by the blast!!

Sasori: *snorts* Sure, alright. “Art is an explosion” my ass.

Deidara: Oi, piss off, old man! You think your art was so great?! That stupid body of yours you bragged up and down as being “indestructible” and it turns out you designed yourself with your weakest point as a ridiculous bullseye right in the center of your chest! Any idiot with half a brain and one eye open could have hit that shit!

Sasori: You goddamned brat, I should —

*Kakuzu, standing nearby and watching*

Kakuzu, to himself: Well, so much as my shot for having a peaceful afterlife. But still ... I guess I can't complain. Hidan being stuck in that hole on earth means I won't ever have to --

*from behind him*

Hidan: Oi, fucker, so it turns out I CAN die after all. *runs to Kakuzu and throws his arms around him* Did you miss me?! I bet your gay ass missed me a LOT! Anyway what's to eat in this shithole? I'm starving!

Kakuzu:

#sasodei #sasori x deidara #sasori #deidara #naruto #the akatsuki #❤️💛 #kakuhida #kakuzu x hidan #kakuzu #hidan #itachi uchiha #sasuke uchiha

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Pov- your best friend fell asleep on yr shoulder

My fav fools again T_T( okay, i drew them for the first time :))

Kakashi got tired after a mission , so he got sleepy , and obito here is being a good and reliable friend >_<

#obkk #kkob #obikaka #this makes me feel things

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i just wanna cut everyone off and rot away in my bed

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Two things: Asiago bagels are absolute fire.

And

No wait maybe that was it 🤔

#food #personal #asiago cheese #asiago bagel #I would eat like 69 of these fuckers if I thought it wouldn’t kill me 😅

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They look like bsd characters

#sasodei #sasori x deidara #sasori #deidara

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Itachi: Question: when you take a shower, do you actually wash your legs or do you just let the soap from your top run down your body? Deidara: Depends on if I'm shaving my legs or not, hm. If I'm not, then I just let the soap run down. Hidan: Who the fuck takes the time to soap up their damn legs, you red-eyed weirdo? Itachi: It's the clean thing to do. Your legs are a separate part of your body that deserves their own cleaning regimen, the same as any other part. Hidan: That's pretty gay. Hey though, you known if you just wash your hair and let the shampoo run down your whole body, then you don't have to sit there and wash anything? Deidara: Hidan. That's not how bathing works. Hidan: Fuck you, blondie. Besides, you wouldn't understand shit anyway, 'cuz you're not an immortal. Itachi: I wasn't aware that "immortals" had different standards for basic cleanliness ... Deidara: Honestly it just sounds like you're lazy, hm. Hidan: Fuck being lazy! Sounds to me like you're just stupid. *Kakuzu walks into the room* Itachi: Kakuzu-san. When you take a shower, do you wash your legs separately or do you -- Kakuzu: I'm an immortal, brat. The light of the dark Gods shine on my skin and cleanse me from the filth of this ephemeral world. Itachi and Deidara: Itachi: You know what? I don't think my brain can comprehend any of this right now. I'm going to go take a nap. Deidara: Ditto, hm. *the two walk out* Hidan, grinning and putting his arms around Kakuzu's shoulders* Hidan: You shoulda just told them fuckers that we "get clean" together, Kakuzu ~ Kakuzu: Clean? Don't you mean, filthy? If they saw what we did in that shower yesterday, nobody would use it ever again ~ Deidar and Itachi, listening, planning to bathe in the river from now on:

#kakuhida #kakuzu x hidan #kakuzu #hidan #deidara #itachi uchiha #brotp #naruto #the akatsuki #no but they're asking a very important hygiene question

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*Sasori standing in Deidara’s doorway*

Deidara, trying to push past: Danna!! Let me GO, hm!

Sasori: I already told you, you’re not going anywhere, brat. Not until you get some sleep.

Deidara: I don’t need sleep, I’m fine!

Sasori: YOU HAVEN’T SLEPT IN FIVE DAYS, DEIDARA! Now enough of this nonsense; lay down and go to bed!!

Deidara: But I’m NOT TIRED!

Sasori: Brat. This morning you nearly drank my hinge oil, because you thought it was coffee. Konan told me you poured a cup of bleach into the washing machine instead of soap, and you ruined all of your black clothes. Not to mention what I found you doing when I came in here …

Deidara: What; talking with Tobi?

Sasori: *points* That’s NOT Tobi; it’s a basketball!

Deidara: So what, Danna? None of that proves that I’m tired, hm! I just made a few little mistakes!

Sasori: Alright. Then I suppose that at midnight last night you meant to go into Itachi’s room and talk to him for three hours about how you think the Sharingan is the “highest form of art” that there is, and you’d “love to collaborate on a sculpture” some day?

Deidara:

Deidara: *turns and gets into his bed* A nap couldn’t hurt, hm.

#sasodei #sasori x deidara #sasori #deidara #naruto #the akatsuki #sleepy Dei is crazy(er) Dei #❤️💛

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#tobi #deidara #the fun song #spongebob squarepants #this made me laugh until tears came out #CANON

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Konan, passing out special glasses to everyone: Alright, now, it's important to remember, guys, that here we don't experience 100% totality. That means that when we look at the sun, we HAVE to wear these glasses, or else our eyes could be severely damaged. Even when it goes dark. Does everyone understand? Itachi, putting on his glasses: Understood. Hidan: What's even the point of YOU wearing those, Uchiha? You're as good as fucking blind already! Itachi: Be that as it may, there's no need I can't protect what eyesight I have remaining, is there? Deidara, putting on his glasses: You're just mad, Hidan, because the sun is the one thing your shitty cheating "immortal" body can't hold up to. Hidan: Ahh?! What do you mean? Kisame: You may live forever but if you go blind? I believe THAT would be forever, too. Kakuzu: Mm. If you think about it, the Sun is like a God in it's own right. Who can stand up to the sun? Who can look directly at it without feeling it's wrath on their retinas? Sasori: I can. *hands Konan the glasses back* Being a puppet, I can stare as long as I like. And if my eyes do indeed become damaged? I simply replace them with new ones. *looks at Hidan and smirks tauntingly* Too bad you can't say the same, brat. Hidan: Okay, you know what? You fuckers are stupid! I CAN go toe to toe with your so-called "God" and PROVE that -- Kakuzu: Brat. You WILL wear those glasses or you'll stay inside. Those are your only two choices. Hidan: Oh yeah? And how the fuck are you gonna MAKE me, old bastard?! *Kakuzu leans down and whispers something into Hidan's ear* Hidan: *his eyes go wide, and he quickly picks up his glasses and puts them on* Hidan: H-hey, it looks like it's starting, guys! Let's watch! *everyone stares enraptured as the sun slowly disappears behind the shadow of the moon* Konan, whispering to Kakuzu: What did you tell him? Kakuzu, whispering back: I simply told him that he would receive no more "special time" for a month if he didn't put those on. Konan, giving Kakuzu a half-hug: Looks like you're truly the most powerful God here, Kakuzu. Kakuzu, smiling: Agreed.

#kakuhida #kakuzu x hidan #naruto #the akatsuki #the eclipse #eclipse2024 #solar eclipse #konan #deidara #sasori #kisame hoshigaki #itachi uchiha #kakuzu #hidan

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This screenshot made my whole day so I redrew it🥺 I thought it was just too cute.

#kisaita #kisame x itachi #kisame hoshigaki #itachi uchiha #naruto fanart

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Sasori, my tragic beauty.

This was meant for Sasori's Birthday Last year. It's from an au I was writing with my friend @sweetlydarling

Struggling with deep depression, Sasori is able to feel human again while in the rain, allowing him to cry as if he still had a human body and express the grief he has never been able to.

#sasori #naruto #the akatsuki

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insane deidara vs insane sasori

who wins?

#deidara #sasori #op has truly captured their essence.