#household shit

[flamingbluepanda]

#household shit #laundry #dishes #chores #adhd #?

[woofleskun]

I wish I wasn’t on such a tight budget/Set income because I would commission a Velvette avatar in a heartbeat

#vrchat #hazbin hotel velvette #hazbin velvette #velvette #They have a few out there but they’re outdated or VERY oversexualized #Like huge tiddy monster no pants oversexualized #I just want my girl in her normal form ya know? #been a Velvette Stan since 2019 #when I mean set income I mean $600 a month for bills #including food #household shit #like it suck’s my dude

[beybuniki]

they should go on a fishing trip pt.1

#DONT COMMENT ON THE BACKGROUND I KNOWWWWWWWWWWWW #anyway this is day 1. they take a bus. the bakugo household has fishing gear so ´deku is wearing bakugo's onesoe (?) and bakugo is wearing #his dad's. and notices he has grown :') #anyway they take a BUS and don't feel like doing this at all it's awkward for so many reason #also trying to relax after everything is neurologically just really hard they might be hyperivgilant dik #and there's so much they never got to unpack bnut they have to and they have to start somewhere and with someone #deku makes that flower crown while bakugo preps everything and they both look at it and are thrown back into their childhood 🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️ #and at first they just sit and wait for the bavarian fish to bite (rody should make a cameo tbh) but then bakugo breaks the iceeee. #and he starts with their moms because their moms have been such a stubbron connection between these two :') #and deku answers with the usual 'good :) how's your mom :)?' and to everyone's surprise he actually opens up #and tells deku about his mom's insomnia because she watched her son die (that shit was live streamed tpo 10 bnha tweets btw) #idk i love to think of their moms being a very easy subject to connect through i think it's easier for them that way to be more vulnerablei #and then some fish biteeeeeeeeeeee #but like 3 small ones so they have to gather berries and mushrooms and make stew (dw there's an aldi this is bavaria after all) #but yeah day 1 is a bit weird like it's just them in the woods with no distractions #which is so different from whatever went on during their 1st year of high school #don't read this i will throw up i just need this somewhere this is my public scrapbook #bnha #deku #midoriya izuku #bakugo katsuki #the flower crown on their knees makes this a bit homosexual but fishing is always homosexual im not fighting against that #au: #fishing

[monsterhospital]

the best part about being a Girl Who Knows A Lot About Star Wars is that you can fuck with dudes so much. no guy has ever been able to refute my backed claim that moff tarkin canonically had sex with a stormtrooper. why? because doing so would force them to admit they've never read 'of mouse droids and men' and therefore know less about star wars than me: a girls' girl who thinks that luke skywalker and the mandalorian "are probably in an open relationship".

#my housemate should know better at this point #i fully told him that i was doubling down to fuck with him and dont actually give a shit #but on GOD he still gets so mad whenever i say luke is gay #and thats on living in a fully autistic household #star wars #ahsoka

[robo-beasty]

Two brooos, chillin in a saunaaaa~

Print!!/Shop

#Durge was sleeping so peacefully #and then Orin had to come and pop that bubble #now my boy's PISSED #can't have shit in this household #gortash's necklace is a talon of bane btw eueueueu #Goretash #durgetash #orin the red #lord enver gortash #enver gortash #the dark urge #durge #bg3 durge #bg3 #my art #shop art

[cats-depression-diary]

I have my father's rage inside of me. And it's getting bigger and bigger, I can't stop it this time. It's killing me, I don't wanna turn into him, I hate this man sooo much, he has ruined my life.

#i hate my father #daddy issues #toxic family #toxic parents #toxic father #bpd blog #actually bpd #bpd thoughts #bpd vent #bpd #actually borderline #bpd problems #toxic household #tw self destruction #tw depressing stuff #depressing shit #this is depressing #sorry for being depressing #tw selfhate #vent #self h@rm

[tasavvur-ki-duniya]

desi love languages: [cutting up fresh fruit] [oiling someone's hair] [buying methai as a gift] [making chai] [helping someone with their saree] [eating leftovers so that others can eat fresh food] [putting mehndi on someone's hand] [buying a whole carton of fruit after someone mentioned they liked it] [making pakorein when it rains] [watching cricket matches together] [holding the dholki in place while someone else plays it] [pinning jasmine buds in someone's hair]

#kanya shit posting *⁠.⁠✧ #desiblr #desi tumblr #desi tag #desi stuff #desi shit posting #desi things #being desi #desi teen #desi people #desi aesthetic #just desi things #desi household #desi humor #desi culture

[misssclumsy]

Desi parents be like "tumne abhi duniya dekhi kanha hai" and won't let you see duniya as well.

#Bhai Aisa q #desiblr #desi tag #desi academia #desitags #desi things #desi culture #desi stuff #desi tumblr #desi teen #desi memes #just desi things #being desi #desi parents #desi thoughts #desi shit posting #desi people #desi life #desi humor #desi household #desiness #desi blog #desi blr #desi family #desi

[runyatic]

Caught myself having fun. Embarassing

- Subaru

(c) Rejet

#diabolik lovers subaru #diahell #diabolik lovers #dialovers #RunaTL #lmao #sakamaki subaru #subaru sakamaki #reiji sakamaki #sakamaki reiji #diabolik lovers subaru sakamaki #diabolik lovers reiji #diabolik lovers reiji sakamaki #cant have SHIT in the sakamaki household #if youre confused #subaru HATES garlic #he cant stand it #LOL

[ghouljams]

reading the fae au has my daddy issues REELING-

i dunno do i want to be held and comforted by one of them or fucked dumb😭🙏

could you maybe do some like paternal/father figurey stuff with any fae boy you want… cant prove the stereotype daddy issues right guys please im more than wanting old me to make me worse…

As previously stated I asked my friend for help writing the original fae!Price post. Gave me the main pointers on how it all worked.

Do you want more actual dad stuff with Ghost and baby? Or is this just wanting older men to be nice to you?

I'm just gonna have Price run some aftercare on his Witch.

You're still a little floaty, still fuzzy at the edges from having your own magic turned against you. You hear Price opening a window to let the smoke out, and you feel sort of cold without him holding onto you. Your whole body aches like you just finished working an overly complicated spell. You turn your head to rub your cheek against the couch, the worn fabric just rough enough against your skin to start to ground you back in your body.

You've done this enough times. Grounding. You stretch your fingers out and- oh, hm. Your hands are still tied behind your back. That explains the ache in your shoulders. Right. Right, you remember. You were bad at following orders, so Price had to- Why does that thought make your heart hurt a little. A small noise escapes you, somewhere between upset and need.

Price is by you in an instant, crouching to be sure he can look in your eyes as he slips his hand under your cheek to hold your face. "You're alright sweetheart," He tells you softly, "we're done, you did good."

You roll your shoulders wordlessly, your throat hurts, he nods and pushes up to reach over you and untie your wrists. You sag with a sigh feeling the pressure around your wrists disappear. Price reappears, looking over your face, checking for signs of distress. The gentle touches are so far flung from the bruising grip he'd had on you not long ago.

"You ok to sit up?" He asks, and you nod, "Good girl, up we go." Price helps you ease into sitting, his hand pressing between your shoulders to take some of the weight from the movement. Your head spins a little, and you make another upset noise at the pain of it. "I know, sugar, I know." His arm slides under your knees, the other wrapping around your shoulders.

You haven't been lifted in years, but your brain is a little sluggish in processing the soft grunt from Price before you're no longer on the couch. You rest your head against his shoulder, ground yourself a little in his scent. Or you try to, but the lingering tobacco and morning glory give you another shot of the brain fuzzies.

You drift for a while, settled at some point on the edge of your tub. The rush of water and smell of sachet herbs doing little to pull you back to earth until you are actually submerged. Magic sloughs off of you as you sink under the warm water. You hold your breath and stare up at Price through the refraction.

When you pull yourself back up to oxygen you feel like you're in your body again. At least magically. Price's hands catch your shoulders before you can tip forward back into the water. "Easy sweetheart," He tells you, his hands are rough and calloused, another feeling to ground with. You take a deep breath, trying to pull yourself from the non-magical portion of this. The soft dreamy space you'd settled in, the need to please him with little care to your own needs. "Not in a rush," Price presses your shoulders back against the end of the tub, "Just breathe, I'm not going anywhere," You close your eyes, rest your cotton stuffed head against the edge of the tub, "You did so good, I'm so proud of you."

You don't really know why he's telling you that, but it helps. Makes your ribs unwind a little. He pulls one of your hands from the water and digs his fingers into your palm, dragging and rubbing the ache from your hand before moving up to your wrist. Price pulls the pain out of your limbs as easily as he pulled the thoughts from your head, whispering soft sweet things to you until you're starting to doze.

"All mine," He murmurs, pressing his lips against the pulse in your wrist. You hum assent. All his.

#He only wants to make her worse in a fun sexy way #he wants her to stay kind and soft outside of their sessions #because that's what he loves most about her #fae!Price #aftercare #john price x reader #john price #captain john price #john price x you #x reader #f!reader #oc: witch #wow baby's first time experiencing sub space #Price should really have like a conversation with her about their play #she doesn't know shit about shit Witch is just vibing and having fun #also no shade but like #i do not have daddy issues #do y'all actually want him to act paternal? #never got the whole daddy kink thing either #this is a “sir/ma'am” kink household

[cringefail-clown]

more of the cam cafe au, this time with strilonde family dynamic

so dave and rose are siblings and they both had their kids very young (other parents dipped out as soon as possible). they helped each other out with raising the kids while working on their careers, so the trio grew up very close to each other, roxy often acting as a mediator between dirk and hal as they were on each others cases basically since birth lmfao

gonna do the j squad next but holy shit is their family tree... complex

#cam cafe au #homestuck #dave strider #rose lalonde #dirk strider #hal strider #lil hal #roxy lalonde #homestuck au #strilondes #daves a movie director and rose is an author like in the alpha timeline canon #that household would be pure chaos holy shit #dirk and hal teaming up with auntie rose to torment dave with psychoanalysis bullshit lives rent free in my head #daves still gets called bro in this au like thats obvi #also the albino gene runs strong in the strider part of the fam #always loved that fanon #like striders wearing the shades because they legit need them bc of the light sensitivity and that theyre probably corrective- #-because they have horrible eyesight is hysterical #doctors note to be cool like be fr

[fellhellion]

i’ve been thinking thoughts and feeling feelings for a month straight help

#miguel o'hara #atsv #IS THIS ANYTHING I yell into the void #this isn’t a Miguel is an abuser post btw it’s more. as someone who suffered a household filled with domestic abuse #he fails Miles so ACUTELY beyond anything else as a man with this experience who lays his hands on a kid in anger #also yeah YEAH I’m gnashing my teeth at Miguel protecting Gwen from her father but then intimidating her when he’s lost his gourd #MIGUEL MIGUELLLLL GET IT TOGETHER MAN YOU KNOW THIS SHIT SO INTIMATELY CMON #seriously if someone had said George O’Hara during the Miles fight he would’ve had a stroke and keeled over dead #tunes talks spiderverse #tunes talks 2099 #shaking like a wet dog can someone else be insane about miguel w me CAN SOMEONE ELSE BE INSANE ABOUT HIM W ME #long post #migedits

[majimasleftasscheek]

something was lost between generations

#one of my hcs is that majima is actually a decent cook since he had to live off something in sotenbori and he didn't eat take out much #maybe not like the greatest cook but he's good with making shit outta leftovers #so he's the malewife in the kazumaji household #but in ishin it's gotta be ryoma cuz okita just has rabies and eats rocks to keep his teeth sharp probably #yakuza #ryu ga gotoku #kiryu kazuma #sawamura haruka #sakamoto ryoma #my art #ishin

[pastafossa]

What is this belief that Matt Murdock can't cook?

You're telling me the man who can sense the temperature of water just by radiant heat, who can determine the exact firmness of some cooking noodles from across the room, who can take a bite of an omelette and likely tell you where it was bought and how long it was cooked based on texture alone, the man who can detect the most perfectly ripe fruits and veggies by touch AND smell, the man who can sense exactly what and how many seasonings were used in a recipe he tastes and therefore replicate that seasoning blend, the man who can tell you exactly when your pie in the oven has achieved peak golden brown flakiness because he knows what perfect crust smells like... can't cook?

Horseshit.

Horseshit.

SHIRE HORSE HORSESHIT.

You want this man in your kitchen, even when his methods are unconventional.

He tends to pick ugly vegetables others skip over because he can't see color or shape but he knows they're ripe and flavorful.

He can't reliably flip pancakes or quesadillas on his bad days because he's tired and his radar senses are worn out and he's still blind afterall, but he can always make amazing soup instead because he can toss it all into a pot and rely on smell.

His cabinets have unusual ingredients until you realize it's because he can identify all the 'secret' ingredients chefs use to make their food taste amazing.

His plating methods are a mess but no one ever cares because in those rare times Matt can afford to cook for someone else, his food tastes too good to complain.

His cookies are mangled shapes, they look like mutated goats with 5 legs if he ever tries to do anything but round balls, but who gives a shit, you come to God when you taste them.

This man does not use a timer. He is a timer, and if you're willing to trust him when he says, 'it doesn't smell done, give it another 2 minutes' even when it looks done, you'll be rewarded with orgasmic level food.

MATT. CAN. COOK.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

#matt murdock #daredevil #may have gotten into a passionate argument with someone about this 🥴 #cooking #matt murdock can cook i will die on this hill #yes it can look like shit but we prize taste in this household #matt murdock headcanon

[maihonhassan]

I can't believe i finally said my parents, "mujhe bahir ki duniya dekhni hai, doston ke saath ghumana hai, ghar se bahir nikalna hai." and they said, "nikal jaa hamare ghar se."

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[tasavvur-ki-duniya]

duniya dekhne ki umar mei duniya chorne ka maan kar raha hai

#kanya shit posting *⁠.⁠✧ #shitpost #desi shit posting #being desi #desi stuff #desi tag #desi teen #desi things #desi humor #desi household #desiblr #just desi things #desi tumblr #desi rant #desi