I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook
I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat.
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actually there were 0 time travellers on the Titanic, because the time cops have an entire outpost to safeguard that one particular point in history. every rookie spends a least a month on Titanic duty and they all complain bitterly about it since it is, essentially, the time travel equivalent of being the guard who has to stop tourists from licking the Liberty Bell.
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Fortnite, are you sure about this? Did you think it through?
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sketch from this morning. was going to make a text post like "izumi loves yanking on sokka's braids" but then just decided to doodle it
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Domestic bliss a la reddie
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fags are allowed to say dyke and dykes are allowed to say fag in the same way that youre allowed to run up and slap your sibling on the back of the head
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wanted to do my own take on these guys...
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Why is it that Backyard cartoons are always the best ones?
Who's your favorite from Phineas and Ferb? (aside from Doof, the obvious choice)
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The lighting be giving mad scientist vibes.
Phineas has a teleportation pad. Where he gonna go?
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Listen idk if it's rejection sensitive dysphoria or the fact that I live in America or like. Something else but every single time I even consider seeking medical help I have to verify the necessity of it with three different people because I can be in literal tears and still think "oh I'm just being over dramatic and faking it, and a doctor will surely think so too, this is a waste of everyones time." And then half the time I still don't seek medical attention.
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worst relationship status to have w someone is “objectively they’re a fine person who is nice but i don’t enjoy their company as much as they enjoy mine”
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