Naam to nahi lungi magar isse ghatiya news channel maine Aaj Tak nahi dekha
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My whole life is a lie
Apsara and Nataraj pencils were made by the same company
WORSE THAN TOP 10 ANIME BETRAYALS
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(me talking to myself) padh le behen gaslight girlboss gatekeep se ghar nahi chalne wala
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born to memorize honey singh's lyrics, forced to memorize academic material
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I dare you to read this normally
WHIRLPOOL WHIRLPOOL
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Desi parents usually don't throw surprise parties for their kids, but when they do, it's called an arranged marriage.
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kya faida teen chaar languages aane ka jab meri conversation skills hi zero hai
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Budhapa checklist :
Baal jhadte jaa rahe hain ✅
Guthno (knees) mein dard ✅
Mari hui yaddasht ✅
सठियाई hui dimaag ✅
Kamjor aankhein ✅
Back pain ✅
Short temper ✅
Isolation ✅
Short term memory loss ✅
Lost interest in everything ✅
Marne maraane ki baatein ✅
Congratulations you complete the criteria 👏
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So I was travelling back to hostel and was sitting beside this girl. 3 hours into the journey I had my earphones on and she turned towards me with a maaza in her hands.
I thought she was offering me her drink or a sip out of courtesy. So I nodded my head no telling her I don't want to drink it.
But she she kept pushing it towards me and said something. So I removed my earphones and she said "please ise khol dena "
She wasn't offering me her drink y'all 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
She was asking me to OPEN IT💀👍
I was red with embarrassment somehow opened it for her
I still want to dig a hole and crawl into it.
Baithe bithae bezzati ho gayi bhai!
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i don't take drugs i take english lit
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jo log countdown kar rhe the summers ka, kahan gaye sab? dhoondh dhoondh ke peeto bhai itti garmi ho rahi abhi se, july tak toh evaporate ho jaenge
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Indians hate divorce because our weddings are too expensive to do twice
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