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xxphenomeniall · 1 year

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"Can you describe Draco's hair?"

"Um it's, I don't know," he shrugged and looked at the floor, "short on the sides but longer on top. Has that fringe stuff that hangs over his left eye. It's blonde. White blonde I guess? Or platinum. It's slightly darker at the roots than at the tips. I assume that's from sun exposure. And it looks soft now that he doesn't gel it back," he looked back at Hermione.

Without missing a beat, she asked, "And could you describe Ron's hair?"

"It's red."

#harry x draco #harry the himbo #harry potter #draco malfoy #drarry incorrect quotes #hogwarts overheard #ao3 fanfic #drarry fanfic

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danpuff-ao3 · 9 months

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A fandom idea that I've never really cared much for is Mega Smart Harry. Like...boy genius Harry Potter. Mr. Academic Harry Potter. It's always sorta sat wrong with me. Obviously there's nothing wrong with it, and if that's your jam, more power to you!

For reference, me talking about this got started from a post about Ken being a badass woman's (Barbie) himbo boyfriend. And got me thinking about how I'd like Hermione to have a himbo boyfriend. Which then got me back to thinking about "SUPER SMART HARRY" and how very lukewarm I am about it. The transition happened pretty rapidly, but I'm thinking it was along the lines of....

Hermione is our very intellectual queen, and we love that for her. And I love the idea of her having a partner who isn't like that. How fun for her to have a himbo hubby! But it's very surface level, in a way, because deep down what I'm feeling is....What I really like for Hermione is people who can really challenge her ideas and values. And having a partner who can show her the value and worth in other interests and other types of intelligence. I want her to be slapped in the face with "other people aren't dumb because they're not the same sort of smart as me." Which is a lesson I'd ideally like more people to learn.

For me, I really value how different people are, and what different people can bring to the table. And this difference in smarts is one of the many reasons I love Snarry. Severus is our more traditionally intelligent person, but Harry isn't actually dumb (though I do love to play on how others might perceive him that way) (even Severus!) Harry isn't Hermione, he isn't going to inhale every book that crosses his path, he isn't going to write the greatest essay in Hogwarts History, but he doesn't have to.

Me, for example. Math? Super not my strong suit. My brain sees a number and goes haywire. My brain struggles with numbers. And much as I may doubt myself in a million different ways, I don't actually consider myself to be a stupid person. People not being highly knowledgeable in the subjects you personally value doesn't mean those people aren't smart. There are all sorts of ways to be smart. There are all sorts of different skills and strengths for people to have. And if you personally value that more traditional, highly academic sort of book smarts, that's fine. But that doesn't mean there's no value in other types of smarts, too.

That's what I love about Harry. He likes his sports ball. He throws himself into danger. But he comes out as champion or hero, because he is smart. But he's smart in his own special way, rather than the Hermione way. And I always miss that Harry when he's turned into this extremely bookish boy.

Anyway I was having a good time thinking of Badass Barbie and Himbo Ken and then I was suddenly mad about the general population's perception of intelligence 😂

#harry the himbo #jk kinda #fandom stuff #smart harry potter #thoughts on smarts #i actually dk how to tag this properly cuz i'm DUMB ACTUALLY #🤣#jk i'm smart just not tag smart

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that-bitch-kat3 · 1 year

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i fully believe that James could not tell McGonagalls animagus form from any other cat so he just treated every cat like it was her

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honeylemonntea · 1 year

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Remus: Regulus is attracted to this bloke

James, disappointed: Oh? Who?

Remus: He wears glasses, a Gryffindor and plays quidditch

Remus: His name’s James

James:

James: His name’s James too?! HOW WOULD I EVER COMPETE?

#harry potter #marauders #marauders era #marauders textpost #james potter is a himbo #regulus black #jegulus #james x regulus #starchaser #remus lupin #incorrect marauders quotes

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kneecaps-the-marauder · 8 months

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James: If we had a ship name what would it be

Regulus: Jegulus, obviously

James: not blotter?

Regulus: Why the fuck would it be blotter

James: Our last names! when we get married we have to mix them together

Regulus: James, thats not how lastnames work

James: Well I'm not taking yours, I'm a feminist

Regulus: James what-

James: ROTTER! FINAL ANSWER

Regulus: THAT MAKES EVEN LESS SENSE

#ao3 #jegulus #harry potter #marauders #james potter #james x regulus #harry potter fanfic #regulus black #the boys being silly #james potter is a chaotic himbo #james potter is a feminist #james says no to the patriarchy #regulus is concered for his boyfriends brain

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marauderstars · 8 months

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James: Regulus’ lip balm tastes so good. Like vanilla.

Sirius: YOU GUYS KISSED?!

Regulus: No.

Regulus: James just ate my lip balm.

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wolvesandshine · 2 months

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Probably an unpopular opinion but James Potter was a grade a asshole (you know the type: rich popular guy who thinks he can get away with anything) before he had his whole character development arc around year 5 (probably the same time as the prank) so can we have more fics of asshole james before he learns that the world doesn’t revolve around him

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coldemergency · 2 days

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Dumbledore: We are gathered here today to discuss a peace treaty, who would like to begin?

Voldemort: I for one would like to- what in Salazars name is touching my leg?

Harry: I thought footsies might help ease the tension a bit

#harry potter #incorrect quotes #fanfic #harry potter is a menace #fanfiction #tomarry #tom riddle #voldemort #harrymort #tomarrymort #dumbledore #albus dumbledore #lord voldemort #footsies #ao3 writer #ao3 author #ao3 #harry is my favorite himbo #keep your shoes on please this is a serious meeting you guys

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rosemarilee · 1 year

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Regulus: *lies* you’re ugly

James: *blushes* he’s looking at me

#jegulus incorrect quotes #marauders #marauders era #james loves regulus #jegulus #regulus black #harry potter #james potter #regulus being regulus #regulus loves james #slytherin skittles #marauders incorrect quotes #incorrect marauders quotes #wolfstar #himbo james potter #regulus fanfiction

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obsessedwithceleste · 2 months

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Hear me out- Mattheo Riddle isn’t just a himbo, he’s the himbo. I feel it in my soul.

Look at that face and then look me in the eyes and tell me that isn’t the most himbo face you’ve ever seen.

#harry potter universe #slytherin boys #slytherin #mattheo riddle #matteo riddle #he’s a himbo you’re honor #Slytherin boys rant

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xxphenomeniall · 1 year

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“You just broke open a bottle of one of the most highly-controlled substances in the world, threatened a child, and are sneaking around Knockturn like a goddamn DILF.”

He stopped to turn and meet Malfoy’s glare.

“Which is why I’m here, by the way. Looks like I was fucking right!”

#draco x harry #drarry incorrect quotes #draco the dilf #harry the himbo #draco malfoy #harry potter #drarry fanfic #ao3 fanfic

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delineate-creates · 6 months

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Day 15: Dagger

But even with the cuts, he can’t stop himself from touching his knife every time he lies down. Even during the day, he reaches inside his pocket, where it’s secure in a sheathe, and touches the hilt. It’s reassuring to feel it there.

It’s a gift, he thinks. A courting gift. If it was only for practicality, Voldemort wouldn’t have bothered to carve such a nice hilt.

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From chapter 2 of @metalomagnetic’s Prison Blues