#i love this himbo

[honeylemonntea]

James, sweating: “So, I was wondering-“

Regulus: “Oh finally! You’re proposing!”

James: “Wait- YOU KNEW?”

Regulus: “You accidentally dropped the ring six times during dinner”

James:

Regulus: “I even picked it up and handed over to you”

#harry potter #jegulus #james x regulus #james potter #regulus black #starchaser #marauders era #marauders textpost #marauders #i love this himbo #incorrect quotes

[vmeliv]

May 8

[Image Description: A meme from The Good Place about Dracula Daily. Jason says: "I know this sounds crazy, but I think Dracula might be a vampire." Michael, incredulous, asks: "Jonathan figured it out?! Jonathan?!" End Image Description]

#i love this himbo #jonathan is just lawyer jason change my mind #dracula daily #jonathan harker #dracula #the good place

[lymmsweb]

You call the shots babe, i just wanna be yours

🕷pairing : miguel o’hara x spider!reader

🕷word count : 1199

🕷tags : mutual pining, makeout session, slight angst

🕷summary : Miguel needs a quick break, you’re the only one that can get him to get a breath of fresh air.

Miguel had been cooped up in his office at the Spider HQ reviewing reports on potential threats to the multiverse, he had a admirable work ethic that was near impossible to break him out of, that was one of the traits many respected him for. Bags were starting to form under his eyes as the silence of the night filled the air until Lyla would chime in a statistic or overview, he paid no mind to his slight fatigue and continued typing and swiping away at the holographic screens. Lost in thought he didn’t hear your soft footsteps become louder and close in on him, a warm coffee filled mug you had made him was slightly burning your fingertips as you held onto it.

“Miguel?” you called out to him, making him smile to himself at the sound of your voice. He stopped what he was reading, turning around to look at you.

“What are you doing here?” he questioned with concern, no malice laced in his tone “It’s so late.” He took you in, the way your hair was ruffled just the right amount, the way the moonlit night casted blue shadows on your best features and how you always greeted him with a smile.

You handed him the mug, his eyes lighting up as his fingers touched yours momentarily “You’ve been in here all day, I haven’t seen you at all!” A bittersweet feeling dried up his mouth, he was glad you thought of him but he felt like he should push you away as to avoid heartbreak, he knew that most of the time in every dimension Spiderman’s love life was a cruel joke.

“I’ve been working.” he brought the mug to his lips taking a sip of the coffee, not once breaking eye contact “Thanks.” He grimaced slightly, he hated coffee though he’d never tell you that.

“Take a break Mi-” you tried to reason

“I’ve got too much work.” he tried to make any excuse as to not give in

“Please?’ you leaned closer to him, inviting and tempting him. He stared hard. His heart beat in a frenzy, he heard how the pulse quickened in his ears yet his poker face wasn’t even slightly cracking. His mind raced from all the different outcomes that you could tangle him in or, all the situations he had to untangle in his work, his inhibition slowly crumbling away every second he felt your warmth radiating into him.

“Please.” you softly pleaded placing your hand on his wrist, sending electrical like shocks to him that make a shiver run down his spine. He finally felt how his eyes ached, his head hurt and his suit felt unbearingly uncomfortable.

“Fine, fine you win,” he took another sip of the drink, resisting the urge to gag “where do you want to go?”

You let him go and pondered for a bit, nothing would be open at these late hours and he desperately needed an escape from the stuffy air indoors. “We could climb to the roof?” you suggested, he simply gave you a curt nod and you two started walking through the long passageways of the HQ in a comfortable silence. Almost no one was there at the time, only a handful of Spider-people stayed to catch up with old friends.By the time you two made it outside he had already finished the drink you gave him, placing it on a random table you two passed by.

“See how good the air feels?” you exclaimed, sticking to the side of the building by your feet and started to walk up it as if gravity did not apply to you. He watched you, your hair drooped down exposing more of your features, the carefree way you carried yourself and how much his heart burned with passion. Once you were a couple meters above him he jumped up too, right alongside you. He straightened his back as he matched your pace, his eyes staring blankly at the moon and stars that shon brightly whilst the air started to freshen his mind up. All that could be heard was the sound of cars drifting by as if they were in no rush, the apartments surrounding the tall building had some rooms illuminated in bright colours, adding a sense of personality to the charming view.

“Thanks.” he glanced over to you, trying his best to be sneaky.

“For what?” you looked over to him, he was staring at you like he was star struck. Miguel’s eyes wandered to your lips, eyes and blushed cheeks as every syllable escaped your mouth.

“I never realized how beautiful…” he hesitated, unsure of what would spill out of his mouth “Nueva York is at night.” A disappointed sigh escaped his lips as he finished his statement, he couldn’t care less on what Nueva York looked like. Breaking away from his gaze you looked around, the ground looked so far away that cars looked like small insects passing by in an orderly line. All the stars illuminated you two and the building you were scaling, only a couple meters from the very top a rush of excitement passed over you. You responded to him with a small noise of agreement as you finally made it to the top. Sitting down as you looked at the city he fought so hard to protect, he sat down with you too, shoulders touching each other without either of you saying a word. His muscles relaxed into your touch. Each breath he took the fatigue was slowly catching up to him.

“Por dios it’s been ages since i’ve felt like this.” he shifted his leg so it was pressed up against yours whilst he fiddled with his fingers

“You need,” looking over to him your faces were mere inches apart, he never once stopped looking at you. His lips were parted showing just the tip of his fangs, his breath smelt like black coffee and his red eyes were mixing beautifully with the blue hues of the night. His suit retracted just so his bare hands were on display, bringing them to your lips and gently felt your lips “a break.” you breathlessly finished your sentence just before he closed the distance, his chapped lips gracefully glided against yours whilst his hands held your jaw in place. He turned his body to lean into the kiss more, effectively shielding you from the cool air as he covered you with his body. your hands roamed from his waist all the way up to his hair, slightly tugging it which drove him crazy. A sudden feeling of hunger took control over him, he roughly deepened the kiss as his hands started to push you into him from the nape of your neck. His fangs slightly nicked your tongue which resulted in a faint metallic taste mixed with your saliva. The lack of air was making your lungs scream for oxygen. Placing your hands on his chest you firmly pushed him signaling him to stop which he understood almost immediately, both of you were left breathless afterwards, panting and smiling as you two just looked at each other.

“Guess i should take more breaks?”

a/n: Por dios - For god’s sake. I got the title from this song! Any criticism is welcome and i didnt proofread too in depth:) Also huge brainrot for this himbo

#fluffy #spiderman 2099 x you #spiderman 2099 spiderverse #spiderman 2099 #spiderman 2099 x reader #miguel o’hara x reader #miguel ohara x you #marvel x reader #marvel #make out #idiots in love #intimate #atsv miguel #atsv x reader #astv #spiderman x reader #spiderman #first kiss #i love this himbo #himbo alert #himbo

[takaraphoenix]

Get yourself a man that looks at you the way Vash looks at Wolfwood after... Wolfwood made violent death threats toward him?

#the hooded eyes. the half smile. the gentle way in which he says Nico's name #this is the face of a man who just got a love confession #not someone who just got violently threatened #I love this himbo #Vash the Stampede #Nicholas Wolfwood #VashWood #Trigun Stampede

[softysketch]

Jedi in jeans

#luke skywalker #skywalker twins #star wars #the empire strikes back #mark hamill #behind the scenes #i love this himbo

[plumpitlouder]

If you're a ghost you legally have to tell me or it's entrapment

#fanart #digital art #drawing #my art #tma #the magnus archives #podcast #jonmartin #jon sims #martin blackwood #tma s1 #jonathan sims #i love this himbo #so does martin #moronsexual

[drazzilder]

Guys, I just can’t 😭🥺

#oh no! here comes trouble #new hyperfixation #my adventures with superman #superman #dc #i’m crying #he is too precious #too cute #i could cry #i will cry #clark kent #himbo #i love this himbo #big himbo energy

[tsarinn]

more party member references, featuring our paladin lysander and their “plate” armor made of kitchenware!

#i love this himbo #dnd #dungeons and dragons #paladin #glory paladin #tiefling

[ukaisprincesss]

fuck just imagine having bokuto tied up and a vibrator pressed to his cock. his whines would be exquisite, moaning your name desperate for you to let him cum. every time his balls tightened and he felt the sweet tingling start, you pull the vibrator back leaving him with a ruined orgasm.

“f-fuck y/n i can’t take it anymore, please let me cum baby please!” his husky voice shoots tingles down your spine straight to your clit. god how you loved the sound of bokuto whining for release.

he looked at you with tear filled eyes, abs flexing as he pulled against his restraints. his cock throbbing against his stomach, dark red with need.

“you want to cum Bo?” you crawl forward on his lap, purposefully letting your soaked cunt drag across his cock. bokuto’s eyes roll back into his head, hips thrusting up to meet yours. you pull your hips up until you’re hovering over his face. “you can cum Bo i promise…after I do.”

he nods wildly before stretching his head up desperate to taste you. you lower until you’re fully seated on his face, his head buried in your pussy. his tongue delves into your folds, eagerly eating you out like it’s his last meal. you moan and grip his hair, pulling him around as your grind on his face. you can hear his muffled moans, and look back to see him hump the air, desperate for friction of any kind.

it isn’t long before the familiar tingle forms in your stomach. you pull his face closer into you as he sucks your clit, moaning as you cum on his face. you slowly climb off him, enjoying the shine of your juices coating his face.

he moans and says, “fuck baby, you taste so good. please baby i need to fuck you now, i can’t wait any longer.”

you grin and press a kiss to his wet lips before climbing off the bed. “next time Bo.”

#haikyuu smut #bokuto smut #big balled beefy bokuto #cant stop thinking about needy bokuto #bokuto x reader #bokuto x y/n #i love this himbo #BIG COCK ALERT #plz his whines would be so pretty #what even is proofreading

[vp-gilear-faeth]

i am certain someone has done this before but i couldn’t stop thinking about it so here, have another

#i love this himbo #my fav running joke #gorgug thistlespring #the bad kids #fantasy high #dimension 20 #d20 #my post

[deathastrooner]

I know he is bad, but I can't stop love his himbo vibes

#todd sureblade #nimona #i love this himbo

[lizzstitch]

👏 bOoGiE wOoGiE 👏

This piece is available for purchase on kofi!

#lizz stitches #anime embroidery #embroidery #jujutsu kaisen #jjk embroidery #jjk #aoi todo #i love this himbo

[bunnyraptor69]

Art trade with @cyvorg

Red is my jam💖💖💖 so drawing Buba was a lot of fun and i try some little new things with him

He is such a splendid model and while making him i was thinking of shampoo commercials🤣😂🤣he would be a great image for pantene

✨Enjoy it✨

@black-suns-rim @lunaerebus @ladyofparchments @turtle-babe83 @dae-art @thedemonskitten @skadi-gemini @aescela @monstatron @thequeencryptid @chopshop-creationz @vampirikart @beetle-drip @daswhox @shaymin99 @heavenlydeer @mommymao @micaela-arg @goldennugger @crowworkz @predatorsmp @bonnie-irahsaj @roguemonsterfucker

#not my oc #sexy daddy #sexy himbo #hes a himbo #i love this himbo #yautja oc #avp #alien vs predator #avp: alien vs. predator #digital art #predator oc #yautja #predator #male yautja #male predator #yautja x reader #predator fandom #predator x reader #dummy thicc #climb him like a tree #red is take it as a bad signal but i will jump his bones XD #i want to nibble those locks #nom nom

[michael-biehns-domme]

Yes! 👏 He’s just a himbo that loves strong women.

#michael biehn #80s #movies #aliens #aliens 1986 #film #sci fi film #80s sci fi #80s science fiction #dwayne hicks #cpl. hicks #corporal hicks #alien franchise #high value male #i love this himbo #himbo king #male feminists

[y0url0verb0y]

James wears those star pimple patches. Not because he has acne no but because he likes the way they look.

(Yes I'm aware everyone gets acne but I mean even when he doesn't. He just thinks they're neat)

#james potter #james potter headcanon #i love this himbo #marauders harry potter #jegulus #regulus black #marauders #this is real #he's so precious #james potter has my whole entire heart #he wears the star ones specifically because it reminds him of regulus

[mendessimp]

the chokehold this man has on me.

#steve harrington #steve x reader #joe keery #stranger things 4 #st4 #stranger things #stranger things season 4 #stranger things spoilers #stranger things 4 spoilers #steve harrington x reader #i love him #he's so perfect #he's so stupid #he's so happy #he's so fucking cute #himbos <3 #i love this himbo #himbo #himbo rights