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acciojpg · 1 year
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Remus Lupin, wearing only a towel around his waist: Sirius, could you throw me that shirt?
Sirius Black, very much speaking to Remus’ abs: yeah, here you gay- I mean go, I said go-
James, mimicking a newscaster: Sirius Black had never wanted to be railed so bad in his life. More at six.
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olivers-cocoapuffs · 11 months
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Regulus: do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist?
Barty: what? Yes!
Regulus: I was flying with James Potter
Barty: why are you telling me this?
Regulus: because… no one will ever believe you
Barty: you sick bastard
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that-bitch-kat3 · 1 year
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marauders era characters as shit my friends have said part 16
james: how are you?
regulus: i’m trying not to think about it
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autumn-breeze0 · 1 year
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Marlene: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Remus and Sirius' conversation?
James: I'm in the laundry basket.
Peter: I'm in the washing machine.
Regulus: I'm in the closet.
Lily: We accept you Regulus <3
Regulus: No, I'm literally in the closet.
Dorcas: Love is love <3
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padfoot-lupin77 · 1 year
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31st of October 1981 at the Potters’
*knock knock*
James: who’s there?
Voldemort: you know
James: you know who?
Voldemort: exactly!
James: shit!
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stargazedmoony · 2 years
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sirius: can we build a blanket fort?
remus: to keep out annoying people?
sirius: to keep out all people
remus: ... you are the best boyfriend
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Regulus: I'll date James Potter when pigs are soaring above me.
Barty: *Drops a pig off the astronomy tower while Regulus is walking to class*
Evan, waiting on the grass: *Levitates it before it actually hits the ground*
Regulus: :|
James: :D
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jilywolfstar03 · 2 years
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Remus: Pros and cons of dating me.
Remus: Pros: you will be the cute one
Remus: Cons: HOLY SHIT WHERE DO I EVEN BEGIN
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moony-to-ur-pads · 10 months
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james “i’d die for you” potter
sirius “i’d kill for you” black
remus “i’d live for you” lupin
annnd peter “i’ll cry for you” pettigrew
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songofpolaris · 2 years
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*James and Sirius have an emotional conversation*
James: you’re stuck with me Prongs
Sirius: that’s what he said?
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acciojpg · 1 year
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James and Sirius: *changing for Quidditch practice in the dorm*
James: hey S-
Sirius: *has scratch marks on his back*
James: S-Sirius?
Sirius: yeah?
James: I know you’re shagging Moony...but-
Sirius: hm?
James: well it’s just that I thought you were...I can't really imagine Remus being...you know...
Sirius: Oh yeah, Remus tops, he just likes scratching me to bits
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olivers-cocoapuffs · 10 months
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James: that’s the guy Sirius was fu-
Effie:
James: banging. The guy he was banging
Effie: please don’t say banging
James: alright. The guy he was being intimate with
Effie: *laughing* what?
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that-bitch-kat3 · 1 year
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sirius: no YOU live in a society
sirius: i live at james’ moms house :)
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autumn-breeze0 · 1 year
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Marlene and Mary were both destined to be the cool rich aunt.
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padfoot-lupin77 · 2 years
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Wolfstar fic writers when jkr refused to make them canon:
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stargazedmoony · 2 years
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sirius: moony, come to bed
remus: i can’t yet. i have to finish this chapter i’m reading
sirius: why?
remus: i have to
sirius: but why?
remus: i don’t know, i just have to!
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