#hahaha yay this hurt me

[moomoorare]

MOOM ARE YOU OK??

My tooth.. 😭😭

#i was eating and felt something weird. i lick my teeth. half my tooth broke off #yay.. haha... cant wait to go to the dentist tomorrow... hahaha #it doesn't hurt bc its the dead tooth. it was reconstructed last year. like june #hoping bc they missed the check in December they wont make me pay this #hoping it doenst get infected too #what the hell man #my teeth are very fucked like a few are dead and reconstructed #rare letter box

[fractiouslemonofficial]

Me Literally Every Day of My Life:

(Alternatively insert picture of my parents, my children, my wife, my ex-wife, my friends, myself, God, anyone else I've ever admired, any of the millions of half-assed garbage comics I've created, and pretty much the whole damn planet in general.)

#hahaha no seriously i hate myself oh my god why can't i just die already this life is so worthless #chrono #depression #i seriously don't know what there is to live for anymore #my mind is shattering more and more every single day #there's literally only one thing that keeps me sane and i'm never allowed to have it so hahahaha let's just keep doing this until i snap #i'll end up in a mental hospital again yay or maybe just be a completely broken and bitter old fossil like i'm supposed to be #again yay because isn't that the point of life? to just give up and soullessly toil away until death finally claims us? #but don't tell people you want to die because that's bad #even though everyoen reallywants to die because what's the poitn amiright #ahahahahaha somebody eplease make the hurting stop i can't take it anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lutawolf]

My Dear Gangster Oppa Commentary Ep 3

I know this asshole did not really say, "you're with this guy again." Bestie's opinion matters more than anyone else's, but he hasn't even met the dude! He's acting more like a parent than a best friend. Hahaha! Tew remembers who Wahl is, and he appears to not be happy about meeting him.

I didn't want to dislike Wahl, but he is pissing me off. Talking to Guy like Guy isn't allowed to make his own decisions. Not cool. This isn't concern, this is controlling. I'm about to smack a bitch. I'm not happy with you Wahl and I don't know if you can redeem yourself.

I have to hand it to Tew. He is being really calm and honestly respectful despite Wahl being a douche to him. Guy, pick the one actually giving you a choice!

I love these bitches. Especially the one in the middle. Muffin is such a cutie too. An apparently lonely cutie. HAHAHA! Way to cock block Guy. I'm here for it. If you stop the time at 6:04 you can catch Guy smirking.

Is anyone surprised that he has to go after making a scene? Suddenly he isn't so concerned he has to take Guy home. Tom is cute, I like him.

That's right Guy! Tell of Wahl!

Did one of them really call him baby face??? I predict Tew showing up.

Called it! OMG, I'm Dead. Guy works up the nerve to ask Tew about what he does for a living. That the gang members seemed scared of him. "Nah, I'm just scary looking." "No. You're pretty good-looking."

This is Tew's reaction.

This is my reaction.

Did dumbass really say he owned a shabu restaurant. He had to know that Guy would then say he'd want to go. Seriously, driver/underling is me. Between his cough, giggle and the way he looks at Guy sleeping on Tew's shoulder.

Tew is so gone. These two dumbasses are so gone for each other. Really asking him if he wants him to wash the shirt. Yes, strip right now. I'll wait. They are adorkable.

Dude is going to buy a restaurant to cover the story he gave his crush. Boy is gone gone.

My reaction to that.

Did home dude really take a nap on some chairs. Hell to the naw. That makes my back hurt just watching it.

Oh! I think we have a secondary couple.

I already like them.

Discount Lennon is at it again. So home chick is not dead, but might as well be. Lawd, how are they not dead with that much white powder. Though I'm not sure it's the same girl. Specially since there are two now.

Did Wahl really ask Guy how he got home??? Guy doesn't tell the full truth, but doesn't lie either. Damn Wahl. You got some nerve. One month anniversary. Why don't you pay more attention to your gf Wahl?

Yay for game friends!

I would punch someone if they talked in my ear like that. HAHAH the look Wahl is giving Guy. I really want to like Wahl, but he ruined it for me. Now I'm just amused.

Tew looking scary and sexy. Niiiiiiice. Villains do it better.

What's this face? Is he shocked? Is he turned on? A bit of both?

So cute! He brought him a cake.

The elevator sequence was weird. Guy concerned because he sees blood. Tew giving crazy eyes. Guy completely forgetting about the blood and turning to mush because Tew is holding his hand. But honestly, some things are worth ignoring for cake and a doting boyfriend.

I mean, these pictures say it all. 🤣🤣🤣 So he beats people up until he is covered in blood. Minor detail in comparison to how he treats you Guy.

You ever heard the quote that an evil queen is just a princess that didn't get rescued. Tew gives me that vibe. The wounded and just wanting love vibe.

Hahaha Tew totally outing them. Oh! Tew was about to make his move. Too slow Tew. Tew, you know you are in love right. Guy is acting like a total dork and you are charmed. That is love.

Oh, the fall troupe again! Though with Guy being the way he is, it's totally believable. The slow mow lean forward like there will be a kiss, but instead he wipes off frosting from Guy's lip. Totally troupe and sooo good. And Guy runs away.

The guild is super cute. I like how frank Tew is. He just lays out his feelings about Wahl to Guy. Throwing down some valid facts, my friend. Ahhh Guy! Why did you let him leave like that? Oh, yay! He chased after him.

Oh, these two idiots are adorkable. So awkward and yet cute.

Not gonna lie. It broke my heart when he didn't hug him back.

The restaurant kills me. Tew is like, it looks crappy. Underling is like, dude, it's not real. Oh lawd, sweet baby Jezebel. You are not normal about that boy, Tew. Not normal about him at all. And I'm okay with that.

Secondary couple. Not over shadowing but still cute.

Guy packing. Bet Wahl ditches him for his gf.

Guys, I'm in love with Tew. He gets it. Life is short, so important people are priority.

How much is that puppy in the window.

I love that Tew isn't shy to show his concern and affection. I adore that Guy didn't care about Wahl and turned around to wave at Tew. He even defends Tew. I mean, he is wrong, but that's not the point here.

Tew's excitement that Guy texted him is adorable.

This is me again.

Ahhh… I'm dead. When he goes, "I'm down bad."

Yes, hunny you are, but I, for one, appreciate that.

Oh, that went sideways fast. *We will talk when I get back.*

I really do enjoy Tul. He is really enjoying Tew and Guy. Me too my dude, me too. Willing to risk the wrath of his boss to tease. Love it.

This face isn't making me feel secure.

In comparison, look at this puppy dog face. So excited for Guy to be back.

OH no... They aren't going to leave us like this, are they?!?! Assholes!!! Nobody talk to me till next Thursday. I am not okay.

#my dear gangster oppa #luta talks my dear gangster oppa #coconuts mafia #tew x guy

[bedoballoons]

can you do lyney with introvert male reader, who lives in the water that is bit far from fontaine? Reader is hydro polearm user who mysterious won't go wet once out of water, including what he bought. He mysteriously unable to dissolve into water, despite being fontainer. He's distant to anyone, including furina(to her awkwardness), but will provide help in need. He doesn't mind lyney being part of fatui, since he's a good guy with good reason in his own rules, will shows protectiveness to save him and his siblings in case something happens, but won't hesitate to fight him or anyone for a reason that caught his attention

Yay! I love writing Lyney!!! I did my very best to include as many things in your request as possible so I hope you enjoy!! Thank you <3

─⊰⁠⊹ฺ✿𝔾𝕖𝕟𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕟 ℍ𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕠𝕟𝕤⊰⁠⊹ฺ✿─

{༻~Hydro introvert~༺}

CW: Male introvert reader! Evil men attempt to use Lyney and his siblings as leverage! Descriptions of fighting and fluff at the end!

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𑁍༄Lyney:

You gasped as the lights turned on, blinding you after you'd been left in the dark for what felt like hours...and revealing a large cage in front of you, in it Lyney, Freminet and Lynette, who despite the current situation, seemed delighted to see you. You on the other hand...were more than just panicked, "No! Let them go! You don't even need them! Please, they will dissolve in the water!"

"Hahaha...oh but you're very wrong, I do need them." Your eyes shot up to where a tall man stood on a tight rope, balancing in a brightly coloured suit with a sick smile on his face. You knew him well enough by now, the man who had attempted to trick you in to being his experimental guinea pig...and had failed all because Lyney had been there to see past the scheme, he knew you were different and even being apart of the fatui who could benefit from finding out why...he would never let anyone hurt you.

And you were going to do the same..even if it meant possibly giving up your freedom in the process, "You need them...so we can make a trade I'm guessing, my life...for all three of theirs?" You glanced in the siblings direction, your eyes meeting Lyneys long enough to see the worry behind them for you and his siblings.

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However the man on the tight rope seemed unbothered, actually he seemed rather amused by how attached you were to the people who not nearly as intriguing, after all you were the only person from Fontaine who couldn't dissolve in the water...who somehow was unaffected by all water in general and yet you'd give your life away for a diver, a magician and his assistant...how strange, "That's right, you allow me to find out the secrets behind your biology and I'll let the three of them go. Do we have a deal?"

You opened you mouth to respond, but Lyney beat you to it, "Absolutely not, he will never become your little lab rat! Whatever you do don't say yes! We'll find a way out of this!" You could see Lynette whispering something into his ear afterwards while the man above you groaned in annoyance, ready to start his studies and clearly done with the whole ordeal.

You made your polearm appear, unsure what the siblings had planned...but already assuming it would end in a brawl, "He's right! I refuse your offer! I want to live my life with the person I love and the few friends I have!" The man leapt from the rope to the ground, startling you and appearing far more menacing then he had moments earlier..."How rude...and here I was thinking we would have a agreement, seems I'll have to do things the hard way." He crackled his knuckles, a evil grin spreading on his face and making your skin crawl, you got into a battle stance, ready to attack.

CRASH

The two of you turned just in time to see one side of the cage fall to the ground, Freminet holding what was now a empty vial of jellyfish poison, which due to its high acidity...worked wonders against the flimsy metal bars, melting them so they could escape. Now there was no leverage...and even though a bunch of guards ran in to investigate the loud noise, they would be now trouble for the four of you.

You took the chance to attack the distracted villain, using your spear to hit the back of his knees, causing him to fall backwards against the hard wood floor. "Please allow me to make myself very clear...you try to hurt them again and I'll bring some primordial water with me, just remember, I'm the only one who's unable to dissolve because it. That makes your chances very low."

"My, you certainly sound menacing don't you." Lyney winked at you as he took down another guard with a stolen bow, his siblings doing the same and making a unstable team. Easy to say, you'd won this round and you'd probably find a way to win every one after too.

ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ♡‧₊˚Have a nice day*⁠.⁠✧

#genshin impact #genshin #genshin headcanons #genshin fanfic #genshin x reader #genshin x you #lyney genshin #lyney and lynette #lyney x reader #lyney x you #lyneyhcs #lyney headcanons #freminet #lynette

[mysteryshoptls]

SR Kalim Al-Asim Beastly Garb Personal Story: Part 2

"No can do!"

(Part 1) Part 2

[Sunset Savanna – Arena]

Referee: Now the second round will begin!!

Kalim: I lost my first match, so… I have to move just as Leona said this time.

Kalim: I gotta make sure I don't get my beads taken…

Woman on Opposing Team: You're not going to attack? Then I'll have to make the first move. Hah!!

Kalim: Now!

Woman on Opposing Team: Oh no, a counter!?

Kalim: Haah!

Woman on Opposing Team: H-He just jumped aside. He was just trying to get away. Whew, that startled me. But this time, I'll definitely…

Kalim: Hup!

[shup]

Woman on Opposing Team: Hey, stop running away!

Kalim: Sorry, no can do!

[dash]

Woman on Opposing Team: [heavy breathing] …This kid's been dancing around the ring the whole time…

Referee: That's time! This match is a draw!

Woman on Opposing Team: A draw!? Urgh, what an incomprehensible way to end the match…

Kalim: Yay, just as planned!

Kalim: I'm gonna keep it up for the next one too!!

[Sunset Savanna – Sunrise City]

―After the Catch the Tail victory

Kalim: …Wheeew, the wind feels so good!

Leona: Sorry to ruin your fun, but the little drive is over.

Leona: Once we park the car, we're going back to campus right away. Kalim should head back to the hotel as soon as possible…

Vil: Oh? There's a large number of cars coming this way at breakneck speeds.

Vil: Perhaps it's [Yuu] and the others?

Lilia: No, wait. That is…

Jamil: KALIM… I FINALLY FOUND YOU!!!

Scalding Sands Staff Members: KALIM-SAMA～～～!

Kalim: Jamil! Everyone!

Leona: Your entourage came at the perfect time, huh.

Lilia: They're all drenched in sweat. Looks like they were really rushing to catch up to us.

Scalding Sands Staff Members: K-Kalim-sama! Are you hurt!?

Kalim: Nope. Did you watch my matches?

Jamil: YEAH I SAW!!!!

Kalim: We won, you know! It feels so good!

Jamil: Do you really think now's the time to talk about that!?

Jamil: Can you even imagine how much everyone was worried about you…? And anyway, why was a guest of honor like you participating in the tournament in the first place!?

Kalim: That's because Jack collapsed… Oh, wait, I was supposed to keep that a secret.

Jamil: "Keep that a secret"? Is someone forcing you to stay silent about this?

Jamil: Don't tell me… Leona-senpai, were you the cause of all this?

Leona: The cause? Hey now, you're trying to paint me in a bad light, here.

Leona: All I did was rely on the kindness of my "friend" here. Right, Kalim?

Kalim: Yeah! Jack couldn't participate in the tournament, and it looked like everyone was in a bind.

Kalim: If there's anyone in trouble, it's only natural to try to help them, right? That's why I ended up joining them!

Jamil: Kalim, you were invited to this festival, not as a competitor, but as a guest.

Jamil: Your job here was to further the friendly ties between our countries. Not to enter in the tournament!

Jamil: What would you have done if you had gotten hurt!?

Kalim: Hahaha. You worry too much! See, I'm never better!

Jamil: That's not the point…

Townperson A: Heeey, you guys! We saw your match on the TV. Congrats on the win!

Lilia: Oho, those guys… They're the guys we had a jam session with back at the Raintree Market this morning.

Kalim: You're right! You guys all came.

Kalim: We just drove through a ton of rain. I bet it's going to start raining over here soon, too.

Townperson B: That's great!

Townperson A: Yeah. I bet it's all thanks to you guys for livening up the festival!

Townperson B: Did you come from a different country?

Kalim: Yeah. I was born in the Scalding Sands.

Townperson A: Wow. If there's more people like you there, the Scalding Sands must be a great place.

Kalim: It's an amazing country! If you ever get the chance, you should come and visit!

Townperson A: Yeah! Bye then.

Leona: Looks like he was able to further the ties between the countries as the heir to the Asim family there.

Jamil: …That is not what I mean at all. You of all people should understand what I mean, Leona-senpai.

Kalim: Hm? Isn't it better if everyone gets along, though?

Jamil: Sigh... We're not getting through to each other at all. Why does this always happen?

Kalim: I got to sightsee, train, and compete with everyone and had a blast…

Kalim: Oh, yeah! Next time, you should join us in Catch the Tail, Jamil!

Leona: Heh, that'd be great. If Jamil was there, that'd be a load off my back.

Kalim: You think so too, Leona!?

Jamil/Scalding Sands Staff Member: …

Jamil: I never… I never want to come to Sunset Savanna ever again.

Kalim: That was a really amazing trip. I can't wait to come back to Sunset Savanna with everyone again!

(Part 1) Part 2

#twisted wonderland #twst #kalim al-asim #leona kingscholar #jamil viper #vil schoenheit #lilia vanrouge #twst kalim #twst leona #twst jamil #twst vil #twst lilia #twst translation #twst tamashina mina

[satubby]

Daddy's girl

"Kill them, they deserve to pay for taking her from you" Red, blood and corpses.

You died and I was not a good father, I promised to protect you and I failed.

I don't know how long I was there, lost in my memories, while my body moved by itself. I only felt rage and loneliness.

***

"Look what I brought you."

"A stuffed animal! Thank you ota-chan, I love you"

"All for you, my cute mochi"

"Hehe!"

"I love you, daddy."

"I love you too, my princess."

***

How was I supposed to know that if I let you go, you'd disappear. You didn't even stay home anymore, you were always going with the freshmen on missions or shopping.

I wanted your happiness, but that cost me your life, you have left me my little mochi.

I shouldn't have been so permissive, if I was given a second chance, no matter if I hurt you, I would protect you.

I can't forgive myself for letting you die, I wish I could take back those last moments.

***

"Ota-san, look toward the camera."

"Oh!!, my princess wants a picture of me … I feel so flattered!."

"HAHAHA!!! I'll be your photograph on this day, hey, megumi, join the photo, don't be bitter!"

"I don't want to, plus it's childish and the flash bothers me. I don't know what they take pictures for, they just fill up space."

"You're mean! ota-san, megumi offended me!"

"Forget about him, let's take lots of pictures and then print them out"

"Yay!"

***

I still have those pictures, I remember your frustrated face, you always tried to take pictures of megumi and all of them came out blurry, except one where they kissed each other on the cheek.

I must admit, I felt angry and jealous, but I was happy because you enjoyed a childhood that I could not.

Not only that, but I tried to give you everything you wanted, but you didn't want anything of mine anymore, you preferred your friends and the girls to spend time with.

I'm sorry, even though I knew that girls your age would grow up and move away from their fathers, I kept forcing you to stay.

The moment you started growing up, I felt my heart beating faster, because of you. I tried to accept that you are already an adult, and yet, I wanted you to stay little, I didn't know how to cope with it.

***

"Mochi!!! I want attention too!"

"satoru, I'm too old for that nickname. Besides, we see each other every day."

"But my baby girl, you're always with megumi or yuji, so why don't you want to be with your ota-chan?"

"O-oto-san. i'm just having fun. I appreciate that you want to be with me, but you always want to treat me like a child, which I'm not. For God's sake, I'm 16, I'm already a teenager."

"Exactly! You're still underage and you're too weak compared to me."

"Well, we are all weak before the great Gojo satoru. HAHAHAHA!"

"Then if you're not going to stay for good …. I'll make it so you can't walk! Tickle, tickle"

"N-no, anything but that, hahaha …. S-stop it, it's okay… I-I'll stay, just s-stop with this."

"Yay! Let's go buy candy!"

"Seriously oto-san, too much candy hurts!"

"I told you to call me ota-chan, I don't like her to be formal with me."

"Ok, ok, ok, ok, let's go, mister-boy-adult"

"Why do you keep calling me mister-boy-adult? I'm already 28."

"Because you act like one."

***

What else I do to heal this emptiness? I came out of that prison, but I entered a nightmare, seeing your inert and bruised body.

They didn't want to tell me, they were afraid of me. They were afraid of how I would react to your death, they were right. I have gone mad, even though I was already mad before that.

***

"This isn't real, she's not dead."

It's been a few days since then, and my sanity has become questionable. 

I keep thinking that you are alive and that this is just a dream, a horrible one that I want to wake up from. I would like to see your smile and hug you, but I still can't accept that you are gone.

Likewise, I heard about those events from some students, I wanted to kill them all. Why did they have to kill you, why did they take you from me?

I had accepted that you wouldn't return, but I still hoped you'd be there, even if it meant a world without you.

***

"Gojo-sensei, are you all right? He has been in (Y/N)'s room for days"

"No, yuji. They took away what I wanted the most. I'm supposed to be OK? I don't know what's real anymore, I just want to wake up from this nightmare."

Yuji, my student possessed by sukuna. I killed him too, I blame you all, you were my world and you're gone.

"Why are you still here, why am I still watching you die?". Those dreams of your corpse haunt me.

But it's okay now, you can rest, after it's all over. The end of a sad story, because no one's really gone, because it's just my delusions.

Delusions of a lonely father who carries the guilt of his baby, which he never accepted had grown up. Didn't you get too big, in such a short time?

I have to take care of my daughter, I just hope she will be able to forgive me in the end.

My name is gojo Satoru, right now I am just an ordinary man, but a father knows nothing but suffering.

This is not what I wanted to be, this is not what I imagined for my daughter, but I can't help it.

I'm sorry, my princess.

I know you will hate me. Furthermore, I am afraid of what you will say or do if you see me again.

But, my dear child, please understand that I have done everything I could. And the end of this is just a small part of my past and present, which must be left behind, because it is better this way.

I know that you love me and I know how much it hurts, because I would be with you in every moment, as I was always, I wanted to protect you, but I failed.

I know you will be mad at me, but it is the best solution.

Please forgive me, you are my whole world. I don't deserve you.

Sorry, sorry, sorry my baby!!

This is the end of this story, I promise!

***

"It's time to go, my princess. Time for school."

"Alright, dad, I'll be ready in a few minutes.

"Good, we're almost late for class."

***

I just couldn't let go of those memories, of your adorable little face, with the chubby cheeks and beautiful eyes.

I know I wasn't the most reliable father, but you didn't need a perfect father to raise a wonderful girl, you only needed me.

***

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry

I'm sorry my mochi.

I know you don't want to hear these words, but I have no choice.

You were the most important thing in my life, I will never forget you. If I find you in another life, I promise not to let you go, even if you cry, I won't care anymore, my mind is broken as well as my sanity.

I just can't believe that I lost you.

I don't know what to do with myself.

But I'll always love you, my little mochi.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, my little one.

I waited for you to come back, but you didn't.

I was waiting for you, but you weren't there, because you died.

I know you would be disgusted by me, but I don't care anymore.

I was so careless, I should have protected you better.

I didn't want to lose you, but I was too stupid.

***

"Stop blaming yourself ota-chan, I never wanted to tell you, but I can't rest seeing you like this. I love you daddy, I love you as much as you love me, forgive yourself, because I already did."

Is this for real? I heard your voice, oh my dear mochi, you have given me back my hope, but I am no longer that childish man you knew. I am a mess inside, I don't know who I am anymore.

I'm not the same, I am not the same as before, I don't know what I am.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

I know that I am not worthy of someone like you, I know that you would rather be with someone more suitable to your heart, but I can't help myself, I just can't.

I loved you, I still love you.

Not only that, but I still care about you and want to protect you, even if you don't want it.

Goodbye, my little baby, your ota-chan will always wait for you.

Your memories will always live in my heart, until the day I die.

***

For those who did not understand, this is a Yandere Gojo x daughter! Reader scenario. Here, we see how he loses his sanity little by little, until the death of the reader himself.

If you like it, I will make a second part.

#Delusions of a yandere #gojo goes crazy #reader death #possessive behavior #insanity and internal delusions #yandere satoru gojo #father-daughter relationship #jujutsu kaisen x reader #yandere jjk x reader #gojo satoru x reader #x reader child #gojo is a warning on its own #angst #fanfic #yandere x you #my tumblr #yandere platonic #anime x you #my writing

[d4t-webserial]

D4T: Page 7 (Lu POV)

//cw: ableist slur and depiction of internalized ableism// go here for more info on d4t

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After telling her about his detransition she proceeded to ask a handful of follow up questions (they were pretty incoherent, and he honestly didn’t know enough..), he did his best to answer them until she just told him “srry for so mny questions idk if u can rlly give me what i wnt…for answers i mean! i think i  jst need some time to thnk” (so there’s still, a chance they stay friends, hahaha,,, he’s dying ;-;).

But actually tho what the fuck just happened? Lu was so confused… did Alice just ask him out, or ask him to ask her out… why? He’s so… subpar, how long had she liked him??? Her little brother always called him her “boyfriend” to tease her, but he thought the joke was cause of how… mediocre he was. He knew she would say stupid things to make him flustered but, but wasn’t that to get a reaction out of him (plus she teased all her friends). She always did sit close to him when they hung out (but like she’s a girl, girls hug and cuddle and hold each other's hands all the time… right?). Wasn’t there that guy she liked??? Was she playing a prank on him?... no she would say that’s cringe and lame probably… so she likes him. He still can’t begin to process that but, luckily he won’t have too! Since she now knows about how absolutely disgusting his body is she’ll stop having feelings real quick (yay problem solved ;~;)... this sucks, if she had just never liked him it wouldn’t have hurt this much, was she gonna grow cold… like… nvm, he didn’t want to think about that, he didn’t want to think at all actually… she was his only friend (unless you counted his roommate Tanner… he seems nice… they rarely talked tho.) why did he have to like her so much, why did she have to like him back! If she was just not interested he could repress and hide away his feelings as tho they didn’t exist, but instead she ripped his heart out of his chest and now that she knew… she would throw it away. In this moment he wished more than anything he could be a feather floating thru the wind not needing to feel emotions or have thoughts, just going where the universe takes him.

Alice was somewhat more distant than before, but Lu was surprised how much she kept in contact. They didn’t really talk about what happened, which was comforting. He didn’t need to worry about what to say or do to keep her in his life, it was as tho they had an unspoken agreement to not acknowledge it. One day she asks to hangout at his, it was just after a big test so his roommate was out at a party…

trashbag_minister (Lu): “sure thing”

Tranny Mona Lisa (Alice): “yay!”

Tranny Mona Lisa (Alice): “when wll u get here btw”

trashbag_minister (Lu): “around 20 minutes”

Tranny Mona Lisa (Alice): “❤️❤️❤️❤️”

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.

.

She just sent him hearts, he thinks his brain is about to explode… did she used to send hearts?... he thinks so… maybe, but like it had to mean someth- no… no no no. He wasn’t going to do this, he was going to be normal. She’s his friend.

When he picked her up she waved to him and got in, the car ride was quiet, but that was normal (he was so bad at talking and driving). But when they got out she was a bit quieter than usual, she barely said a word until they got to his dorm. When they did she hesitantly started talking about her life as they often did, but it felt strange, like she was padding for time. After a couple of minutes of this he asked…

Lu: “Is there something you wanna talk about?”

Alice: “...”

she seems more nervous than he’s ever seen her

Alice: “yeah…”

(oh god, dear god, please let it be no big deal)

she is fiddling with the seam of her shirt ever so slightly

Alice: “I don't super know what your detransition means to you…”

Alice: “... i mean, i tried to learn, but there aren’t many… resources or anything”

Alice: “anyway i don’t know what it means, but i still like *you*”

he lets out a deep breath 

(thank jesus)

Lu: “Cool…”

Alice: “...”

Alice: “Do you… like me too?”

(shit)

Lu: “Oh… you meant like *like like*.”

Alice glares at him like he just said the stupidest thing in the world

Alice: “Yeah no fucking duh, also who says ‘like like’ past the age of ten”

Lu: “i don’t umm…”

Alice pulls back and once again becomes more timid

Alice: “Do you not? It’s okay if you don’t i… just thought you did…”

Lu: “No i d-do- i do, i just…”

Alice both looks affirmed and confused

Lu: “You shouldn’t,,n’t l-like me.”

Alice: “Why???”

Lu: “Be-be-be-cau-cause you can do better-ter…”

Alice: “That’s retarded!”

Lu: “L-Lys! You can’t sssay that!”

Alice: “Jesus fucking christ Lu, i… i just *fucking confessed to you*, and you respond with the dumbest shit i’ve ever heard, i can respond however the fuck i god damn want!”

Lu: “go-ju-Alice! I- it’s- god like you- you- you could- could have any s-s-ssself respecting man you want, you sh-shouldn’t se–se-set-t-tle for… *me*”

Alice: “I’m not settling, i *like* you, you’re smart and caring and sweet, why wouldn’t i like you.”

Lu: “Why *w-would* you! I’m a fu-fu-fu shit fuck god damn it! I’m a- I’m a fucking pathetic little shit preten-pretending to be a man, i-i-i can b-b-b-barely even s-sb-sp-speak, i…"

she rests a hand on him and looks in his eyes, he didn’t realize he was crying

Alice: “Are you okay?”

Lu: “...ye i just, it’s nothing, my brain is stupid sometimes”

Alice: “That's okay, i’m sorry for getting you worked up."

she smiles up at him

Alice: “I’m just… if you like me and i like you there isn’t any real reason not to date right?”

Lu: “But it’s more,, complicated than that-t”

Alice’s jaw clenches for a second but she takes a somewhat forced breath to relax

Alice: “Why? Why does it have to be?”

Lu: “Because of all the s–st-stuff i said.”

Alice: “But i don’t care about any of that.”

he pulls away from her

Lu: “I don’t even have a f-f-d-di-dick Alice… how would that- how would that even work”

she looks somewhat surprised at that, but responds quickly anyways

Alice: “Tons of people make that work.”

Lu: “But you shouldn’t- you shoulnt have too, your boy-boyfriend should be a real man not a tr-tr-trans girl in denial”

Alice: “You could be my girlfriend then, we don’t hav-”

Lu: “I don’t want to be your girlfriend!”

Alice: “...”

she looks down at her lap where her hands are gripping hard into her pants

Alice: “ok”

they sit like that awkwardly, tensely until…

Alice: “I want to go home”

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Lu: “ok… can i go to the bathroom first”

Alice: “of course”

Lu walks into the bathroom, and sits on the floor. What was he doing? She was like the girl of his dreams, and more importantly, his best friend. Was he really gonna throw that all away because of… fuck, he entirely forgot what his point was. He was so scared. For almost a year now, ever since he detransitioned he just… accepted he would never be in a relationship again. But then Alice came in with her unending confidence and had the gall to just… like him, as he is… she didn’t care, not about his body, not about his brain, not about anything… god damn it. He walks out of the bathroom and sits next to Alice, when he approaches she seems to wipe something from her face…

Lu: “What’s wrong?”

(why did he say that jesus christ)

she looks at him like he asked her if she preferred drinking water or vegetable oil

Alice: “...nothing”

Lu: “mhm?”

she looks at the floor

before she could ask him to take her home he put his arm around her

she rests her head on his shoulder

(good sign… here goes nothing)

Lu: “You don’t have to say you’re fine.”

she looks up at him

Alice: “*I am fine*”

(she very obviously isn’t)

Lu spends some time trying to find the right words

(god damn it he is so bad at this)

he holds her cheek

Lu: “Look as your boyfriend, you should- you should tell me when you aren’t ok.”

Alice: “You’re my boyfriend?”

Lu: “I mean, even if i think you have bad taste, who would i be to deny the most b-b-gorgeous woman i-i’ve ever laid eyes on”

(that was the cringiest thing he’s ever said)

but she’s blushing very hard

Alice: “... i… you think i…”

she attempts to compose herself

Alice: “I don’t have bad taste, you’re very…”

Lu: “The point is you should tell me why you feel bad.”

she rolls her eyes but smiles

Alice: “I actually feel alot better now.”

(now Lu wasn’t so autistic that he didn’t *know* it was because of him before, but man did it feel good to hear her pretty much say she felt *better* because of him)

riding that high he kisses her once softly on the lips

Lu: “I hope that means you don’t have to go home right now, cause i,, i really wanna,, be with you a bit longer”

she responds by grabbing onto his shirt and nuzzling further into him

Lu can’t stop the massive smile on his face, as he hugs her tight. Nor does he want to, as he thinks about how lucky he is to be here.

#d4t #webnovel #web fiction #webfiction #web serial #webserial #romance #queer #trans #transgender #detrans #lu #lu d4t #lu d4twebnovel #d4t-webserial

[ayoharuko]

Mha Bf Headcanons

HELLOOOOOO

I'M FINALLY DOING A MHA BF HEADCANONS YAY!!!

Sorry about that uhm yea I'm finally doing this...actually fun fact this was the one i was supposed to post first instead of the genshin one...huh...u learn something new everyday.

Also some of the headcanons might be cringe, occ and inaccurate i watched the anime and i read the manga ofc but i forgor somethings that happened since yk adhd and I don't re-watch things-....so this is kinda a blind thing for me lol

Also my writing style might be different since I'm actually using my phone or iPad to all this, mainly because I always use my laptop to do school things and for some reason whenever I open Tumblr in it, it always makes my laptop slow down soo I'm trying to avoid that hahaha.... 

REMINDER: These characters don't belong to me. They belong to Horikoshi Kōhei and this is just a work of fiction.

Anyways i hope u enjoy!

(Mha Boys pt.1)

~Izuku Midoriya~ (Deku)

~Soft/Gentle Boyfriend~

- Izuku would be the gentlest boyfriend ever. He just knows how to make you smile ya know :3

- You and him would always train together, exercise together and pretty much do almost everything together, aweee

- He's your personal tutor, I mean he’s really smart soo if you ever need help just ask your loving boyfriend hehehe

- I feel like at the first few months of you guys relationship was that he was very shy at first(he still is), But after he got used to your present he doesn't blush that often anymore. He still does sometimes, How cute~

- You both always spar together although you’re the only one who wants to, Our boy deku doesn't wanna hurt you ya know so you would have to convince him to spar with you but if it's just to exercise or practice your Quirk it's fine with him

- Deku would never be jealous except he'd be more inscure then jealous, He thinks that he doesn't deserve you. He just thinks he isn't manly enough or strong enough to protect you. Thats not true of course, Just reassure him that he deserves you and he’s manly and strong enough to protect you and his insecurities gone. 

- He thought his mom wouldn't like you but...she does! When she first heard about you and saw you at the sports festival she started to like you alot! Deku is very happy about that, Once you and her met face to face she had a bright smile on her face while inviting you to her home. Although deku is happy that she likes/loves you...can she please stop showing you his baby pictures!?(Embarrassed deku) 

- Most of the time you are the one imitating love languages since sometimes his too shy but his learning don't worry

- The first "I love you" your first to say it, When finds the right moment to say it he gets nervous and chickens out...and then goes beet red when you say it hehehe~💕

- Overall your love for each other is gentle, soft and pure. He wants to make you proud not only his mom, Because he wants to be the hero you want him to be. 

Nicknames: Puppy(hehehe) and love

Conversation with you: "Uhm...hey love..after school would you want to go to the park and have a..study picnic? Why? Well...i think a breath of fresh air is nice while studying! And we get see the beautiful park and all. ah! You wanna go? G-great! I'll..pick you up at your dorm room after classes, l-love you puppy"

~Katsuki Bakugou~ (Dynamite) 

~Protective Boyfriend~

- Now...i was caught between possessive and protective but I feel he'd be more protective, Since he wouldn't want you to get targeted by the league or to get hurt. Even if he knows you can handle yourself, Let him have this-

- If you don't know how to cook, Well no problem! He would be the to cook for you everyday! He would make you bentos that look very good so you better finish it! Or otherwise he'll kick your ass! Lovingly of course hehehe~

- If you do know how to cook however...expect him to challenge you to a cooking competition to see who's a better cook, The bakusquad's the judges of course while the rest of the class are just glad to have you both as cooks as most of them can't cook and you both are just amazing cooks! 

- Your dates are movie nights, study dates and just being together and enjoying each other's company :3

- When he introduced you to his mom and dad, He thought his mom didn't like you...but she already did! She loves you! And was questioning why you were dating her son, Which he got mad at and yelled at her for it. Seriously...you and katsuki's dad are the peacemakers and are both trying to stop them from killing each other😅

- He's more gentle and soft with you then anyone else and everyone in your class knows it, The way he doesn't yell or cuse when his around you, The way he doesn't overdo it when you both spar or train together and the way he looks at you more softly rather then a glare. Yea..katsuki bakugou is definitely inlove💕

Nicknames: Babe, teddybear, dumbass and baby

Conversation with you: "Oi... here *hands you a bento* what? It's for you dumbass...what? Just be t-thankful! Damn teddybear *red faced*" 

~Shoto~ (Shoto Todoroki) 

~Clueless Boyfriend~

- Trust me, He doesn't know shit about love. When he was probably starting to have feelings for you he thought he was just sick or it was your Quirk making him feel sick(Which isn't true of course) Then the girls started noticing this....and told him he was in love! But...he doesn't know what that means..so he asks his sister and she explains it and BOOM you guys are going out now! :D

- Since he’s VERY inexperienced you would have to be the one to initiate love languages, Good thing is he’s a fast learner soo sure enough he'll also start being affectionate💕

- He LOVES cuddling and you love it too! If you’re hot use his cold side if you’re cold use his hot side! His just perfect for cuddling~

- He always shares his food with you, He doesn't know why...but if you want his cold soba noodles..tell him and he'll give it happily🥺

- His sister, brother and his mom LOVE YOU, Now...his dad..shoto doesn't care if his dad doesn't like you cause his opinion doesn't matter. But..one time you and endeavor had a talk...and he actually said that it was ok to date his son😯

- You would always have dinner at the todoroki household, His siblings are always honored to have you at their home~

- When you first met his mom she smiled at you lovely like you were her child, and apparently shoto kept talking about you when he visits. So she eventually came to love you because of how much you give her son happiness and love, Mama Rei is happy shoto met you~

- He doesn't like sparring with you cause he doesn't wanna to accidentally hurt you...but if you just wanna train that's fine! 

- Surprisingly he was the first one to say "I love you" It left you shocked of course...but he wanted to surprise you and he wanted to tell you he loves you soo..hmm hehehe~

- Your dates are....cuddling! As I said he loves cuddling but don't worry he also likes to take you shopping! And on dinner dates, study dates the list goes on and on💕

- Shoto is so grateful to have You, He might not have experience and is new to this but...his willing to learn...just for you~

Nicknames: Baby and love(That's it his still confused about nicknames lol) 

Conversation with you: "Hello love. Would you want to go to my house again? Fuyumi said to invite you for dinner again...huh? Sure? Ah..alright..I'll see you later baby, I love you *Smiles fondly at you*" 

I'M DONE!!! 

I hope u all enjoyed this~

I actually enjoyed writing this alot hehehe, I'm sorry if there are any spelling or grammar errors.... 

But either way I hope you enjoyed~! 

See u guys on my next post💕✨

Edit: Forgor to say, reblogs are appreciated and feel free to send requests :3

#bnha x reader #bnha headcannons #Izuku midoriya x reader #Katsuki bakugou x reader #Shoto todoroki x reader #bnha

[highladyluck]

Season 2, Episode 3 Liveblog

Teaser:

YES WE HAVE A DRAWL I REPEAT WE HAVE A DRAWL 🚨🚨🚨🪲🤠🚨🚨🚨

FANCY RED COAT RAND is here to steal your wine

My jaw DROPPED at Mat’s glow-up 😍🤩😘 I cannot WAIT for this man to be forcibly extracted from his bathrobe

Loved the Arches & ceremony, some word-for-word quotes there.

First real big surprise is Natti as Wisdom- I would not have thought she had the social standing for that, but otoh possibly the other options died? And it actually seems kind of plausible that she could even be taught to channel if you consider book canon (given Bode and Eldrin), though I don’t think that’s required.

Ooooooh ok I see why they picked Natti- they needed someone to twist the emotional knife in real good 🙃 Also you can see where Mat gets his moral core from, here- there’s a job and someone has to do it. But the jobs no one else wants/can do tend to SUCK, no wonder he tries to avoid them.

(Book Mat gets his values from his dad, but I think there’s probably a lot he got from Natti that he feels on an unconscious level/doesn’t talk about because it’s not at the level of talking, it’s at the level of doing. Relatedly, I keep thinking about a theory I heard that book Natti was a functional alcoholic; someone said that how early book Mat responds to sickness & interpersonal conflict reminds them of adult kids of alcoholics.)

I’m looking forward to the last ring >:)

HUH

I wonder if she had to gentle/kill Lan in there?

Still Peak Nyneave, honestly

OH MAN FAKEOUT YESSSSSSSSS we are getting the canon test!?

Incidentally I like that branded water jug

Where is Suroth getting her lip color? I like it

Oh that’s creepy, incredible horror movie move with the pointing

YES WE HAVE A DRAWL I REPEAT WE HAVE A DRAWL 🚨🚨🚨🪲🤠🚨🚨

The Voice sounds like the South Carolinan delegate (main villain) in the women & minority genders version of 1776 I saw recently. Incidentally, RJ lived in South Carolina.

Female soldier, check

Asymmetric haircut, check

Oh Uno, you are a good man

WOW … but actually that was exactly as dehumanizing and brutal as I would expect

May the last embrace of the mother welcome you home, Uno.

Perrin is gonna do a murder- oh I guess not

Lol Logain has Rand pegged

Hahaha the other fakeout is paying off now too (Logain looking at Mat and Rand in Tar Valon)

Oooh more book quotes!

Miss “I know everything” Selene

The Queen of Cairhein?!?

Glow-up! Glow-up!

Oooooof :(

Liandrin respected someone?

Mat is gonna have SUCH a complex after this, but otoh he’s probably heard worse from his mom

Mat wants to matter T_T

PEAK EGWENE

FANCY RED COAT RAND is here to steal your wine

I love Rand setting the letters on fire

Oooooooh class warfare, Rand is so offended

Wow, Rand is wasting no time

I love Rand being taught by Logain actually

Oh that is a DEEP CUT into WoT lore (pun intended), we know from Origins of the Wheel of Time that RJ was originally intending ‘gentling’ to involve actual castration

Rand are you sure you want to say that?

Oh interesting, does everyone hear LTT? Or just voices?

YAY reunion??? Oh, Mat. :(

Yeah Mat is scared out of his mind

Time for an interview with Ishmael! This reminds me of Mat’s first POV in book 3 actually, at least superficially, but it’s more like the dream meetings

Well done wolves!

So many cages and traps in this ep :D

Ooooof that betrayal’s gonna hurt later

Ooooh maybe we do not want to piss off Selene?

Oh good job setting the Foregate on fire, hero (inn fires 4 lyfe)

Ooooooh yeah Egwene would try to bring Nyneave back

Elayne, a rule follower? Well, when it comes to thinking she knows best, she would be a rule enforcer.

Nyneavelet is very cute

My jaw DROPPED at Mat’s glow-up 😍🤩😘 I cannot WAIT for this man to be forcibly extracted from his bathrobe

Awwww Mat can pay off all his debts in Nyneave’s fantasy world 😭

Ah I see Nyneave’s fantasy world is real enough that it involves visits from the main plot conflict 🧐

“What’s that” is Mommy’s rage-triggered ticket home, sweetie

Oooooooof.

#wheel of time #wot on prime #wot on prime spoilers #wot on prime s2 #WoT on prime s2e1 #some comparison of book stuff here but I think I am being vague enough for this to be safe for show-onlies

[twilightmalachite]

Poltergeist - Prologue

Author: Akira

Characters: Madara, Natsume, Tsumugi, Sora

Translator: Mika Enstars

Proofer: Revoltrad

"Trying to solve your mistakes with monEY… That’s a scummy adult moVE…"

[Read on my blog for the best viewing experience with Oi~ssu ♪]

Season: Winter

Location: NewDi Office

ES’ first year of establishment, early January. The first work day following SS—NewDi Office…

Madara: Happy New Yeeeeeear ☆

I’m here to answer your call! Happy New Year! MaM’s Mikejima Madara is here! Time to welcome in the new year!

Hahaha! May you have a prosperous New Year! I wish for our up-and-coming idol agency, NewDi, to experience a bright future this year, too!

That is all! New Year’s greetings are over! I’ve done what I needed to do…☆

Natsume: WaIT, waIT. Were you a bomber aircraft in your past liFE? Can you not just come in shouting and yelling all over the place and then just walk away satisfiED?

Sora: Auauaua~? Auauaua~…?

Tsumugi: A-Are you alright, Sora-kun? Is it your eyes? Do your eyes hurt?

Sora: A-A huge color burst out when Sora let his guard down, so—

Madara: Ahh, that’s my bad. Sorry, sorry. Did you recognize my loud voice as color and feel it through your eyes, Sora-san? That’s pretty interesting!

Here, let Mama give you a New Year’s envelope as an apology for bein’ a bother! ♪

Sora: Yay~! ♪ With this New Year's money, now Sora can buy up all those games companies are shelling out for children for the new year!

Natsume: Trying to solve your mistakes with monEY… That’s a scummy adult moVE…

Madara: Wouldn’t it be more creepy to see a squeaky clean adult~? To live is to become dirty, no~?

Besides, since the conclusion of SS turned out to be a farce laughable enough to make tea boil in your gut[1], those of us idols who participated in the main competition were rewarded accordingly.

The massive amount of money that should’ve originally gone to a single unit has been distributed evenly.

Tsumugi: Yep. As a result, we’ve received more L$ than we know what to do with. NewDi has been struggling financially for a while now, so it’s a great help.

Natsume: As the experiment in SS nears completiON, the profits from SSVRS should be reaching our pockets shortly as weLL.

Madara: Mhm! But if I’m being honest, I don’t know what to do with all the money I’ve gotten!

I’ve attempted to give it out to show my thanks to the friends who came to help MaM out during SS…

Nearly each and every one of them snapped back at me, saying “It’s not like I came to help you for the money or anything!” in some old-fashioned tsundere style—I was completely pushed away!

So now I have way too much money left over. What should I do?

Sora: Does Mr. Giant not have any hobbies? Does he want Sora to recommend a game to him?

Natsume: It’s less that he doesn’t have any hobbies and more that he has his hands full touching grass in the real worLD, rigHT, Mikejima-senpai? You knOW, you’re a surprisingly empty persON.

Tsumugi: Is that surprising?

Madara: Quieeet! What’s up with you guys? The new year has just begun, and you’re toying around with my faults~?

If you’re looking for fun, can’t you just play Fukuwarai or Hagoita?[2]

Tsumugi: No need. Actually, Mikejima-kun, I have some news that should make you happy.

Madara: Yes? What could it be? I can’t recall anything, anything at all, but if you’re lecturing me for something that’s my fault again, then—

Natsume: Just why would you not remembER? Have you been rampaging on for so long you can no longer feel remorSE?

Madara: I’m a no-remorse, no-regrets kinda guy! Which is why I don’t like to be yelled at, because to me, I didn’t do aaaanything wrong!

Tsumugi: Hehe, so basically, Mikejima-kun, you just wanted to give us your greetings and head back before you could get a scolding, huh? You’re like a child who has misbehaved.

Natsume: Aptly pUT. You’re just like thAT, a chiLD, but with a massive boDY.

Madara: He~y, are you messing around with me for kicks again?

Natsume: Oh, not at aLL. RathER, it’s the opposiTE—ActualLY, our presideNT, who is still traveling overseAS, sends his congratulations to yOU.

Madara: Congratulations? Our president, who has a reputation for having too little presence in the company, is giving me what-now?

Natsume: Well you sEE… Thanks in part to SS, NewDi’s managemeNT, which has always been small and weak as an agenCY, just like a little peeping baby biRD, has begun to show signs of stabiliTY.

Thanks to your work in Double Face, obstacles behind the scenes have been eliminatED, tOO.

Developments continues on like sO, so operations are going strongly within the agenCY—

As presideNT, he wants to reward us for NewDi’s breakthrough as its affiliated uniTS… It’s sort of like thAT.

Madara: Is that true? So if we hadn’t been holding down the fort, this small and weak agency would have been crushed and eradicated long ago?

Tsumugi: Maybe so. But through this, we were able to survive.

It’s likely not a gift to us in the spirit of the New Year, but rather… As a way of recognizing our achievements thus far, the president has awarded us a bonus.

Madara: A bonus? More money? Right after I said that I don’t need any more of it?

Natsume: YeAH. That’s about how the rest of us reactED, tOO. The idols within our agency aren’t too obsessed with monEY.

Tsumugi: Ahaha~, which is exactly why we’re losing in this competitive capitalistic society! ♪

Sora: HaHa~♪ When Tsuka-chan in Knights heard he was going to get money, he said “Is this an insult!?” and got all angry for some reason~!

Madara: Hahaha, we’re quite the troublesome bunch, aren’t we? ♪

Natsume: You’re at the top of the liST, you know thAT?

StiLL, if we rejected the bonus like thAT, it’d make the director lose faCE. In other worDS… Seems even the president was a little uneasy about thAT, you sEE?

And so he started saying that it doesn’t have to be monEY, but he’ll grant us anythiNG, anything at aLL.

Tsumugi: He basically said, “Now, make a wish. I’ll make it come true, no matter what it may be.”

Madara: I don’t remember having collected the Dragon Balls.

Tsumugi: Well, anyhow, if you have any wishes, now's the time to tell me, essentially.

Natsume: The president boasted “any wish you waNT,” but this is a small and weak agency in the eND—So your wish can only be so bIG.

Tsumugi: But the president really seemed willing to do anything you’d like. So if there’s anything you have qualms with, please let me know, this might even be your chance to speak out about agency management policies.

Madara: Hmmm…?

Tsumugi: Well, by all means, take your time to think about it. Apart from that, Mikejima-kun, are you free right now?

Madara: Aren’t I always free, whether I like it or not?

Sora: Wanna come with us for Hatsumode[3], then? It was too busy to go during the New Year’s holiday, so Sora and the others were talking about going now~! ♪

Madara: Haha, everyone’s still feeling the New Year’s festivities, even though today’s supposed to be the first day back at work…♪

Madara: (…I wonder if that’s why I’m feeling festive too. I just came up with an “outlandish idea”~. ♪)

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The Japanese saying heso ga cha o wakasu (lit. to boil tea within your navel) is used to describe something ridiculously laughable, comparing one's belly when laughing hard to a boiling tea kettle.

Two popular New Year's celebration games. Fukuwarai is a little similar to “pin the tail on the donkey”, but with players trying to correctly arrange facial features on a blank face while blindfolded. Hagoita, or Hanetsuki, is a racket and shuttlecock game, much like badminton but without a net.

Hatsumode is the first shrine visit of the year, as part of New Year's festivities. Typically done on the first couple of days of the new year. Traditionally, New Year's wishes are made and omamori (good luck charms) are bought. It's also popular to draw an omikuji to receive your fortune; hence the omikuji feature during Enstars' New Year's campaigns.

#poltergeist #event #mam #madara mikejima #tsumugi aoba #sora harukawa #natsume sakasaki #translation

[melishade]

It would have been hilarious if instead of menaces like Shockwave and Starscream, a couple of Vehicons showed up on AoT world. They most likely left Cybertron because the Autobots were being assholes towards them and now they have nothing to do. They would probably find Megatron by complete luck on Aot world and immediatly go "Yay! Someone to order us around!!!" And stick to his ass like glue no matter how many times he tells them to go away. Plus, we all know how much Hanji likes naming titans. After learning what a Vehicon is, she would probably name all of them and help them get different paint jobs. It would be cool to see.

No, wait hold on! Fuck! HAHAHA!

I can just imagine, four vehicons, two grounders and two fliers, finding the island, finding Megatron and being so excited to see him. No strings attached, which terrify the Survey Corps and makes Megatron feel embarrassed. Because first of all, someone is happy to see Megatron?! That fucking bastard?! And secondly, it does not bode well for them because they're talking about reviving the Decepticons.

But Megatron says 'no'. Like automatically, which is a bit of a surprise. And Megatron has to forcibly sit them down and explain he's not leading the Decepticons, the war is over, go home. But the vehicons explain that it's an Autobot run world and they don't want to be a part of that. Megatron just tells them to go somewhere else then, because he's not going to be involved with the Decepticons anymore.

Survey Corps thinks its a little harsh since the vehicons seem loyal, but Megatron knows it's the only way to get his point across. Still better than the alternative.

But then Hanji steps in and asks, well since they don't want to be Autobots and you don't want to lead them, can I dissect them? Earning a immediate no from both Optimus and Megatron.

"Aw, c'mon! Isn't the default for you fuckers is that you hate humans?!" Hanji demanded.

"They are not going to be dissected!" Optimus declared.

"I don't really hate humans," a grounder admitted.

A flier snorted. "I do."

"1 out of 4! He dies first!" Hanji declared.

The vehicons are immediately terrified of Hanji as Levi is forcibly dragging her away. Megatron then asks Optimus to deal with them because he's not in the mood or the right headspace to deal with them and flies off, leaving them hurt and disappointed. And Optimus explains the whole situation with Paradis and Marley and the whole history of the titan situation. And Optimus is giving them a choice to leave or go, kind of expecting the worse and maybe even a few deaths, but the vehicons decide to help.

"Look, we still want to convince Megatron to restart the Decepticons and if we do help, better to side with the apparent Colossal Titans in the walls that can destroy the world."

"We don't want to do the whole thing-,"

"They are helping us, be quiet," Jean seethed at Connie.

"Look, as long as we're not with the human that wants to dissect us," The flier declared.

Hanji appears on his shoulder with a maniacal grin. "You can never escape me~."

"OH FRAG-!"

Levi later asks about the chances of the vehicons actually succeeding in convincing Megatron to restart the Decepticons and Optimus states that there's no chance. The only one who would even have a chance is Soundwave, but he's currently...MIA.

So the vehicons are staying for the time being. Every time they spot Megatron, they try to convince him, but he immediately says no and flies off. And this goes on for a while that the 104th just feel bad at this point.

"I don't think you're going to get through to him," Armin proclaimed.

"Oh, and what would you know you pathetic worm?" the second grounder demanded.

"Do...do you not know what happened about the Unicron incident?" Armin asked in surprise.

"All we know is that the Autobots threw us in prison after the Well was revived," the second flier explained.

So Armin and the 104th explain what they can and...a full blown argument starts among the vehicons. Two saying that, yeah dark energon can fuck up a guy especially if Unicron is hijacking their body, the other two are saying that Megatron has done far worse with dark energon. How could that be the catalyst to defecting?! The arguing kind of leads to an existential crisis among the four.

"What the fuck did you four do?" Levi demanded.

"It was Armin's fault." Sasha pointed at her comrade.

"I didn't mean for this!" Armin exclaimed.

"Does that mean I can dissect them?" Hanji asked with a Cybertronian blade in hand.

As the four are going through their existential crisis, Optimus does his best to try and convince them of a different path in life and actually interact with the island. It might do them some good. Only one of them decides to try in the moment: the grounder that doesn't hate humans. The vehicon goes to the Survey Corps and while Hanji is a little bit disappointed he's being compliant, it is still a titan. She sets up some ground rules about interacting with the humans: no insults, no killing, no harming and maiming, all that stuff. Anything like that and she sticks a sword in his weird looking optics.

"What is her deal?" the grounder whispered to Levi.

"Just comply and you'll stay alive. There's only so much I can do and she might rob you of your T-Cog or whatever when you're sleeping," Levi explained.

And...it's not so bad. The Grounder is respectful and cooperative. He talks with the humans, and they're being really friendly. Almost reminds him of an off day with the vehicons. But what's funny is that they don't know his name.

"Oh, I'm Steve," he introduced himself.

Everyone paused and stared at him like he grew another visor.

"What...what did I say?" Steve asked nervously.

"You're name is Steve?!" Sasha yelled.

"Is it bad?!" Steve exclaimed.

"It's not that. It's just...that's sounds like a human name," Armin explained, completely baffled.

Steve rubbed the back of his helm. "I suffered cranial damage and couldn't remember my numerical assignment. I saw a billboard on Earth with the name and I liked it. Steeeevveee."

"...I don't know how to feel about this," Eren confessed.

"But...what's a numerical assignment?" Mikasa asked.

And Steve explains about the situation regarding the vehicons and how they're technically clones and how they're easily expendable so they're just given numerical numbers and what not. But they do hope one day to rise above their station, be given actual names, and be something of value in society. And Steve is talking about this so casually and the others are just mortified at the general implications.

"I mean, it wasn't that bad," Steve tried to reassured, "I'm fine. It's totally fine."

"NO, IT'S NOT!" They all shouted.

"But Megatron gave us hope! He inspired us!" Steve reasoned.

"Megatron is a fucking asshole that cares only for himself!" Jean declared.

"And even if Megatron started out with good intentions, did anything really change for the better when you chose to follow him?" Armin asked him.

"...it's not like the Autobots were any better," Steve declared bitterly. "Our sacrifices under Megatron were meant for a greater cause, not to bend to a system that treated us like scrap metal! I wasn't going to die for the greed and wealth for the upper class! I was going to die so that no one ended up like me again."

So the 104th are literally thinking this is fucked up, but the Autobots as the bad guys? That shouldn't be right. Megatron was horrible and Optimus was a really good person. This shouldn't make sense. And then Optimus explains about the caste system, what the Decepticons originally stood for, and...basically how everything kind of went to shit in the meeting with the high council that kick started the war in the first place.

Hanji feels bad now, for treating the vehicons like parts to spare and Levi is disgusted at the fact that Megatron might've actually had a point. Eren...Eren is very conflicted with all of this. He asks Optimus about it too. The caste system was hurting people, killing people, enslaving people and not even giving them a name. Megatron had the right idea. Why join the opposite side? Why help the people causing that oppression?

Optimus sighed at that. "I was...young and naïve at that time. I believed that the caste system could be changed through peace. Part of me still stands by it, but I never grew up in that same environment that Megatron and so many others had suffered through."

"So why not join Megatron?" Eren asked.

"There was...a misunderstanding during that day. I did not properly grasp it or Megatron's feelings at that time, and it is something I do regret. But...when someone so ingrained with violence, constantly chooses violence as a means to achieve, how far will the actions reach, until someone you are trying to protect is harmed?"

Eren can't help but look over at Armin and Mikasa, be reminded of the visions he'd seen, and feel sick to his stomach.

Hanji immediately apologizes to Steve about the way that she's been acting, and while the rules still stand, she will show more restraint and be more respectful from now on. Hanji holds out her hand, which Steve is surprised by, but Steve offers his claw and they shake on it.

But this is a positive result, because Steve comes back the next day and continues to help. Steve learns about the Survey Corps and 104th learn about Cybertron from a different perspective. The other vehicons notice his absence and the flier who hates humans reminds them of why they're here, but Steve says with confidence that Megatron clearly isn't going to step up. Maybe it's time to move on. That flier and the second grounder don't accept that, still adamant in their belief, but the second flier does. And Steve brings him the next day.

"Hello," the filer greeted in a strained matter, "I am unit XL-367-!"

"Absolutely not, we are getting you a new name!" Hanji shouted at him.

XL-367 turned to Steve in confusion and fear, but Steve just gave two thumbs up in response.

Is this going to be a new timeline?...You know what, yes. We'll call this...Allegiance Timeline.

-XL-367 spends an entire day choosing a name because the Survey Corps won't let him go without it and XL-367 wants it to be special. He calls himself "Skarmory".

"After the Pokémon?" Steve asked in surprise.

"It was one of the few things I like about the humans," Skarmory declared.

"What's a Pokémon?" Sasha asked in confusion.

"No! Don't!" Steve exclaimed.

"I am so glad you asked," Skarmory answered with a hint of delight.

Skarmory goes explains the world of Pokémon in detail to the point only Sasha and Hanji are invested in it.

-Steve and Skarmory take one look at Eren's titan form and :

Like they knew about the titans, but they swear that he's bigger than an Insection!

-Skarmory was fully aware of Megatron's descent into madness and his disrespect, but his hatred of the Autobots and his fear of what Megatron would do won out in him staying with the Decepticon cause. Not like the Autobots were winning anyway.

-Steve and Skarmory grow to like the humans, but they still avoid Optimus due to reasons. It just feels awkward and also Optimus has gunned down a lot of their friends so...yeah. Optimus accepts this and he's not going to really force them into anything.

-Learning more about the origins of the war definitely leads to more questions being asked and the ultimate ethical debates that come from was Optimus cheated by the system he wanted to change and was Megatron in the right. Although, it does help Eren see that Optimus is flawed. Eren really held Optimus to this infallible standard even after Megatron showed up.

-The grounder and the flier are still adamant in trying to sway Megatron to restart the Decepticons, so they refuse interaction for right now. Those two still think the humans are weak, but they end up getting front row seat to their titan killing proficiency and immediately shut up.

-All four are terrified of Hanji and know better not to cross her, lest they want to get robbed of their T-Cog in the middle of the night.

#asks #send me asks #transformers prime #tfp #maccadam #macadam #tfp optimus #optimus prime #megatron #tfp megatron #vehicons #steve the vehicon #attack on titan #aot #snk #shingeki no kyojin #eren jaeger #armin arlert #mikasa ackerman #jean kirschtien #sasha blause #connie springer #hanji zoe #levi ackerman #captain levi #attack on prime #ao3 #fanfic #what if tfp vehicons showed up in aop AKA the Allegiance Timeline #pokemon

[lurkingshan]

The Eighth Sense 9&10

Gosh Jae Won looks so sad

Yesssss therapist call him out. Avoiding Ji Hyun is not helping anyone. Hurting and confusing someone because you want to avoid hurting and confusing them - this logic never holds up.

Joon Pyo calling him narcissistic 🤣 You’re right though, Ji Hyun

Ae Ri giving such good advice you truly are a queen👑

Ji Hyun has the best friends. They’re kind, empathetic, supportive. He’s lucky to have found them so quickly.

No Ji Hyun don’t let Eun Ji get into your head!

The hands!!! I am screaming

Yoon Won really feels clueless sometimes, geez. Can she not see that her friend is traumatized? Why is she making him relive the trip? And yeah clearly she is going through her own stuff but ma’am look outside yourself. Even in the state he’s in, Jae Won sees her pain and responds and I wish she could do the same for him.

Jae Won please stop letting this girl hang all over you, she is so manipulative and you must know exactly what she’s doing. Also pretty disgusted with her trying to get him into bed when he’s in this state. She’s despicable.

Oh poor Ji Hyun, that was awful

Yes Jae Won you are being cruel to Ji Hyun at this point. Sit with it, process it, do something about it. That little smile when he stops in front of Ji Hyun’s restaurant - that felt like him making a decision.

Detective Joon Pyo!

Ji Hyun giving him a camera and a sketch 😭

Time to dump her, Jae Won! Yesssss I knew it

She really was a cheater, huh? I’m not surprised.

I like that Jae Won has snapped out of it and now recognizes that allowing himself to slide back into things with Eun Ji was him actually being out of his mind, whereas being with Ji Hyun was real.

LOVE Jae Won going to boss lady for advice. He seems so much lighter just having ended it with Eun Ji.

Not Ji Hyun flashbacks my heart can’t take it

IS THAT CONAN GRAY OMG THIS SHOW IS TRYING TO KILL ME

Omg I’m crying he went to him!!!

THAT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL

This bed montage… how am I supposed to recover

Aww Ji Hyun is still scared

Jae Won reassuring him so clearly, these boys have communicated

Joon Pyo gave them the room for the night, what a great pal

They’re so cute how do I live how do I function

Jae Won looking at Ji Hyun with naked adoration, teasing him about using banmal, putting his jacket on him… I may never recover

I love Ji Hyun asking for clarity, and them talking so openly about why they’re happy. Healthy kings!

Aww yay, glad something good happened for Yoon Won.

Not Ji Hyun admitting he doesn’t actually care about surfing 🤣 and calling Jae Won out on pretending to need a lighter 🤣🤣

Ji Hyun is low key a little scared to part from Jae Won and I get it

Yes Ae Ri put it together!!! I love her, she is officially my favorite woman character in a bl

Jae Won looks so much better. Just putting an end to denying himself Ji Hyun has done wonders for his mood.

This asshole is actually asking for an apology from Jae Won? Get fucked, Tae Hyung

Ahh Jae Won you need to cut this toxic friend out of your life. But we can’t expect him to change his entire personality in a day. And I do like this explanation for why Jae Won keeps him around - he is comforted by his lack of filter and mask. He always knows where he stands with him, and maybe admires a little that he’s so open.

Jae Won openly smiling at Ji Hyun in front of everyone, we love to see it

They gotta figure out when their day one is, this is very important in dramas!

Yesss Bit Na drag him!!!!

Jae Won if you did not actually mean to come out to Yoon Won you need to be more subtle than that 🤣

Yoon Won and Joon Pyo… I’m picking up a vibe

Jae Won is so much kinder to Eun Ji than she deserves

“I want to be alone with you” 👀

Ji Hyun’s endless list of cheesy couple stuff he wants to do is honestly so cute

Hahaha I knew it

“I have no time to think about anything but you”

Ji Hyun, gracious in victory. Not totally buying Eun Ji suddenly being this chill in defeat, though.

T8S is unfortunately doing the very common kdrama thing of giving shitty characters unearned redemption at the end. Tae Hyung and Eun Ji deserved to be cut off, not receive forgiveness they absolutely did not earn.

Ahh that ending was nice. Ji Hyun coming into his confidence - emotional and physical - is such such a great place to leave that character.

I absolutely loved this show. Episode 9 was the peak for me - that was such excellent emotional catharsis and every moment of it felt earned. The final episode was not perfect - some annoying kdrama tropes reared their heads and I thought tonally it was a little too celebratory - but overall I am ending this series feeling fantastic. What a great ride.

#the eighth sense #gotta go back to work now and pretend to be normal #pray for me #shan shouts into the void

[liviavanrouge]

New Family

"You've been on this road too long"

Zakai: *Trembles, his eyes wide as tears threatened to fall* S-STAY AWAY!!

Livia: *Stares down at him surprised*

Lilia: We're not gonna hurt you

Zakai: *Stares at them nervously* B-But...

Lilia: *Pats his head* It'll be okay

"Hearing music but it's not your song"

Zakai: *Hides behind Lilia and Livia, staring up at Malleus*

Malleus: So small...

Vex: You want cookies kid?

Nex: *Grins* We have lots!

Zakai: *Shuffles forward and takes a chocolate cookie, nibbling it*

Briar: He's so cute

"Wanna scream but your voice is gone"

Zakai: *Stares, looking curious*

Asher: *Stares down at him*

Asher: *Picks up Zakai* He is cute and he's mine now

Lilia: *Laughs, smiling warningly* Give me back my new child...

Asher: *Runss away* Borrowing him!

Lilia: NEPHEW!!!!

"Days trapped inside your head"

Zakai: *Drinks apple juice, smiling as he kicked his legs*

Livia: Ready to meet everyone outside of Diasomnia?

Zakai: *Stiffens, looking worried*

Livia: *Chuckles* Don't worry, they'll love you!

Zakai: *Glances up at her then shakes his head*

Livia: Alright, we'll wait longer..

"Can't look up 'cause your world is down"

Sebek: *Quickly fixes the way Zakai held the wooden sword* CHILD! Be careful!

Zakai: *Blinks, SeBek fixing his posture*

Sebek: Now that's better! Try again*

Zakai: *Gently taps the dummy with the sword, then looks at Silver*

Silver: *Chuckles, smiling* You'll get it Zakai

"Walking miles, staring at the ground"

Malleus: *Smiles, floating Zakai around* Enjoying this?

Zakai: *Beams nodding*

Malleus: *Floats up beside him, chuckling* That's good~

Zakai: *Beams, Malleus placing him on his shoulders*

Malleus: *Floats around, chuckling at Zakai's giggles*

"All alone inside the crowd"

Zakai: *Tugs on Livia's dress*

Livia: Zaza?

Zakai: Others...

Livia: You wanna meet the others?

Zakai: *Nods, staring up at her* Of course, let's go!

Zakai: *Smiles*

"Letting pockets hold your hand"

Lilia: You sure about this Zaza?

Zakai: *Nods, Lilia crouched in front of him*

Malleus: If you are sure, then we cannot stop you

Kuro: Yeah, but feel free to run on back here kid

Zakai: *Nods, then walks away with Livia, holding her hand*

"But the sun is always there to shine"

Riddle: *Smiles at Zakai, teaching the child how to hold a tea cup correctly*

Zakai: *Flinches a bit of the tea spilling*

Cater: *Grabs napkin, wiping the wet spot* Don't worry kiddo!

Trey: Want a few tarts?

Zakai: *Nods, his eyes sparkling!

Deuce: *Passes Zakai a strawberry tart* Here! They're delicious!

Ace: Don't choke~~

Maria: Don't make fun of him

Hattie and Scribble: *Laughs, beaming*

Jessie: *Giggles, looking amused*

Denzel: *Wipes crumbs off Zakai's cheeks* Careful kiddo~

Bandit: *Smiles, pouring more tea into Zakai's cup* Here you go!

Riddle: *Nods approvingly and pats Zakai's head*

"The clouds block out the sky"

Leona: *Lays asleep with Zakai between him and Ziro*

Ziro: *Sleeps soundly, a hand resting on Zakai's stomach*

Zakai: *Smiles, his chest rising and falling steadily*

"Oh, hold on"

Ruggie: Thanks kiddo!!

Zakai: *Hands him and Sheryn laundry*

Sheryn: Thank you!

Eddie: *Laughs, grinning at Zakai in thanks*

"Just one more day"

Jack: *Does push ups with Zakai on his back* What is Savannaclaw based off of

Zakai: King of Beasts!

Jack: *Chuckles and nods* Yep!

Zakai: *Waves his hands* Yay!

Lonan and Yolan: *Laughs, grinning at the excited kid*

"Hold on"

Jamil: *Hands Zakai a plate of curry*

Kalim: Jamil's cooking is the best!

zakai: *Beams and nods* Yes, yes!

Jamil: Happy to know you also enjoy my food

Zakai: It's the best!

Jamil: Then I'll make you a bowl to go..

Kalim: Nice Zakai!

Zakai: Thank you!

Pagoon: Lucky brat

Shadow: Be nice

Taleb: *Throws Pagoon over his shoulder* Punishment

Arib, Ulta and Barik: HAHAHA SUCKER!!

Sylus: Oh sevens...

Dylan: *Grunts, passing Zakai some peaches*

"You know you'll find a way"

Vil: *Carefully trims Zakai's hair, smiling*

Rook: How adorable you are Roi Du Oni!!

Epel: Appe?

Zakai: *Smiles taking a few sliced apples*

Amber and Sean: *Purrs, rubbing their cheeks again zakai, causing the boy to giggle*

Ekeko: Cute...

Ruko: He is cute, I agree Ekeko!

Rozzie: *Hands Vil a brush* Gonna spiffy this kiddo up!

Pin: Spiffy, spiffy!

"Hold on"

Golden: *Pokes Zakai's cheeks smirking*

Joana: Oh how can one be more adorable then Huey!

Huey: *Smiles shyly, looking amused*

Vil: Oh hush up, and let me focus!

Golden: *Chuckles*

"You've got stars in your eyes"

Azul: *Sits in his office, doing contracts with Verti*

Zakai: *Beams, getting a piggyback ride from Floyd*

Jade: Here you are Zakai! Snacks!

Azul: *Looks up sharply*

14: Don't worry, made sure there's no mushrooms

Verti: Thank the sevens...

Gabe: *Walks over with a blanket* Here, bet you're cold...

Warren and Darren: *Fixes the couch up*

Dipsi: *Takes Zakai from Floyd and sets the child down on the couch*

Cloak and Dagger: *Smiles at Zakai, poking his cheeks* Cutie...

Zakai: *Giggles, holding a peach pie slice*

Azul: Stop bothering him!

"So let's paint the sky"

Idia: *Sits with Zakai in his lap, playing a kid friendly game*

Zakai: *Stares at the screen impressed*

Idia: new high score! Give me five!

Zakai: *Beams, giving Idia a high five*

Citro: Idia, your new game arrived!

Zaiyu: Let's play together!

Ortho: Yeah!

Pen and Pan: Two outta three! Let's play, let's play!

"Oh, hold on"

Lucky: *Chuckles* Let's not crowd Idia's room

Scatch: SCARE THE KID YOU ALL DIE!

Hecta: You're not scary...

Edward: *Cackles at Scatch's scowl*

Zaiyu: Let's just play a round, alright?

Zakai: I play too!

Ortho: Okay!

"Just one more time"

Zakai: *Beams as Idia handed him a controller*

Idia: I'll teach you

Zakai: Okay!

Citro: *Chuckles, grabbing a controller*

"Hold on"

Shayla: *Smiles, reading Zakai a book*

Ollie: *Sets a plate of brownies down*

Zakai: *Takes a bite out of a brownie* Yummy!

Oz: Thanks, made them myself

Aura: He's a great cook!

Grim: Yeah, never starving thanks to Oz

Zakai: *Giggles, beaming at them all*

"I'll be your reason why"

Crewel: *Smiles, trying out outfits on Zakai* This one looks good on you as well, oni pup

Zakai: *Lifts his arms, looking at the clothes impressed*

Crewel: Wanna try the next one?

Zakai: Yes please sir!

Crewel: You will refer to me as Uncle Crewel!

Zakai: Uncle Crewel!

Crewel* Smiles and nods* Let's continue

"Hold on"

Sam: *Waves to a leaving customer*

Zakai: *Sits on the counter beaming* Bye customer!!

Sam: Good job, Oni imp!

Zakai: I did good job?

Sam: You sure did, Uncle Sam is proud!

Zakai: Yay!

Sam: *Laughs and pats his head*

"You've got stars in your eyes"

Vargas: *Carries Zakai on his shoulders, watching the students*

Zakai: *Ponts to a student* NO SLACKERS!!

Vargas: Haha! That's right kiddo! Catch all slackers!

Zakai: *Points to another student* Slacker!

Vargas: What do we do with slackers?

Zakai: A hundred laps!

"Let's paint the sky"

Trein: *Sips tea with Zakai*

Crowley: Young Zakai, I got you a new stuffed animal! How generous am I

Zakai: *Beams, taking the wolf plush* Thank you, you're very generous*

Trein: *Smiles into his tea amused*

Crowley: I am aren't I?

Zakai: Yes!

Trein: Zakai, drink your milk

Zakai: Sorry! *Grabs the cup of milk, quickly taking a sip*

Trein and Crowley: *Chuckles, watching him*

"So let's paint the sky"

Zakai: *Lays asleep, Malleus carrying him to bed*

Malleus: *Lays the child down and pats their head* Goodnight..

Lilia: *Tucks Zakai in* Sweet dreams, you've had a fun filled day

Zakai: *Smiles, hugging his stuffed wolf*

Lilia: *Chuckles*

@anxious-twisted-vampire @yukii0nna @writing-heiresss @zexal-club @marrondrawsalot @yumeko2sevilla @abyssthing198

#twst livia #twst oc #disney twst #livia vanrouge #twst silver #twst lilia #disney twisted wonderland #twst malleus #twisted wonderland #twst disney #silver #twisted wonderland silver #silver twst #silver vanrouge #silver twisted wonderland #lilia vanrouge #lilia #lilia twst #twst lilia vanrouge #twisted wonderland lilia #malleus #malleus draconia #malleus twisted wonderland #malleus twst #twisted wonderland malleus #twst malleus draconia #sebek #twisted wonderland sebek #twst sebek zigvolt #twst sebek

[lutawolf]

Big Dragon Episode 3 Review and Commentary

Don't go looking for episodes 1 and 2 review because there isn't one. I watched them but I'm late to the party. So, I'm starting here.

The song "I work out" just came to my head while we watch the swim model play with his hair. OMG the secondhand embarrassment is gonna kill me. Okay, I really can't with this dumbass hiding behind a chair. Sweet baby jezebel. Okay but we have the bag with the phone. Of course, it's password protected you dip shit. Just stomp that thing or take out sims card. There, wait. Running it under water? I just. 🤦‍♀️

What, now ya gonna steal. What the fuck are you doing. These dumbasses better start to have growth. Oh, you are taking the undie. That's actually pretty funny. Iffffff you hadn't got caught. At this point I think you should be writing a book on how to be a dumb ass villain. I think you need to just give up the life of crime. Sub baby is so subby. Look at him just standing there. Like he puts up no fight when being searched.

Oh, now we push. You are feeling all kinds of tough, dumbass. You never thought he would back that shit up. Oh damn, he said sorry. These two shitheads are made for each other realy. This is what nonconsenting looks like. When Yai drugged Mangkorn and now this shit that Mangkorn is pulling. We don't know if Yai is consenting because he wants to or because he is afraid of the videos being leaked.

Now here is the thing, this is art. None of us are saying this is okay. We know that these two ass hats are problematic. When you say that marginalized media can't be problematic art, then you are participating in the oppression. Forcing queer media to not be problematic art is saying, we don't have the right to occupy the same space as straight/white media.

Back to the show. This is what a forced D/s element looks like. Mangkorn got a roleplay kink, mkay. Oph, straight to the punishment. No talking until told to. For sure forced consent. More commands. And if we didn't know for sure, we now know he sucked it before. He's got a gage reflux.

Okay, so he was teasing him. Then he tells him to wait and Yai does. So subby. These rich bitches probably own walking shorts. Lawd. Okay so, we at a park, at night. This is how horror movies start. Douche canoe, he might have teased you, but you drugged him. You guys are almost even. Friendship. He wants friendship until the internship is over. The nagging back and forth. He doesn't know how to make friends, that doesn't ring true.

Now we are starting to see them. The real them. Getting a little cuteness. Aww, he got him a shirt... I think that is a shirt. Looks more like a sweater vest. Still, it's the thought that counts. Buddy boy he has seen it all already. Hahaha.. Wait, should I be concerned that dipshit and I think alike. Oh it is a shirt! Is that a tiger necklace? Aww, he brought him to his favorite spot.

Look at that slight smile on Yai's face when Mankorn brings up being friends again. Caught you staring moment. Cute. Ohhhh, he is serving him food. Interesting. He tells Yai to try it and Yai immediately does. Ohh, the gay couple is sooo cute. Okay, my opinion of you is going up Yai. Oh, we are bringing up the law and gay marriage topic. I like it.

Look at him breaking out the "food taste better shared." Okay this is cute. Back and forth about the food. Your ass still hurts? Wth. That's a power dick there. Oh, we are giving the, I wanna kiss you look. Saved by the tummy rumble. Oh, are you about to serve him again? Even with it being an inconvience due to the rain. Interesting. Look at that smile. Oh you finally gonna let people know you alive.

Looke at him checking on him. Then offering to walk him to his room. Ohhhh yeah, someone is coming in Dom. Aww, look at him apologizing for the phone and telling him he will buy another. I'm starting to like these two.

Yes, Yes, they are still problematic characters, fully aware but problematic characters are fun in fiction. Real life? No way. Who would be okay with any of the bl fictional characters? I mean really, Sean and Black have anger management problems. SCOY is about a stalker and stalky who fall in love. As much as I love Pai, in real life we'd beg Sky to call the cops. Let's not even talk about the Kinnporsche couples. Are we not allowed to live vicariously through art anymore?

Yai is being super cute. I'm liking it. I'm seeing a redemption arc here. Oh, look Mankorn being. Home dude is hooked. You like that old fashioned, shut up. Oh yeah, he's caught feelings. A Dominatrix! Mad respect but those wrist cuffs. Those boots though! I want! She is spitting the good advice too. She's a soft Dom for a Dominatrix. Oh, look she did a check in to make sure that their break apart won't spiral him.

What are these two cornballs doing. These fucking coconuts. I ain't afraid of no ghosts. The coconuts are though. Did he call by phone. Damn it's bad with the coconut can get a jab in. Aww, they have a couple's phone! Subby sub is grumpy now. Oh No! Couple's cases! They are rocking that RM and Jin colors. Look at you, dumbass. You hung up on your boyfriend's call.

So that's all folks. Hope you enjoyed. 💜💜💜 This review is dedicated to @victooooorious, @bengiyo, and @pharawee

#big dragon the series #big dragon #thai bl #bl thai #luta opinions #luta talks kink #coconuts mafia

[mieluselul]

aneska + banter dialogue , under the cut.

💌 idea stolen from @starlyht 💌

𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 ,

" there's always more , isn't there ? " " i hope my hair looks okay ... " " la la la ... " " would it kill us to have a little sit down ? "

𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 ( 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐛𝐚𝐭 ) ,

" eee ! " " is it weird that i'm a little excited ? " " this is so not like me , to be clear. " " oh , noooo , i don't wanna hurt anybody ! hahaha. "

𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 ( 𝐬𝐧𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 ) ,

" crouching makes my butt look totally plush , right ? " " sticky fingers. " " what , they just expected me to leave without a little gift ? " " i just wanna borrow a few things ... "

𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐬𝐩𝐚𝐦 ,

" i don't need a fly buzzing in my ear. " " i'm not listening ... " " i am , like , so not concerned with you , right now. " " oh , my god. is everyone gonna be this annoying ? "

𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 ,

[ humming ] " ugh , ow ... i wonder who would give the best foot massage ... " [ singing ] " i'm a damsel , i'm in distress ! i need someone to carry me. "

𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 ( 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐛𝐚𝐭 ) ,

" hellooo-o ! " [ giggling ] " don't be scared ! " " don't make me hurt you ! oh , who am i kidding ? "

𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 ( 𝐬𝐧𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 ) ,

" boo ! " " aww. they're so screwed & they don't even know it ! " " this is gonna be funny. " " shh. "

𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐡 ,

" fuck ! " " i don't wanna die like this ! " " no ! i'm scared ⏤ " " why is this happening to me ? "

𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐚 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 ,

" hey ! i know where you sleep , idiot. "

𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐟𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐞 ,

" once upon a time , maybe. " " um ... not quite , sorry. "

𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐟𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐲 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐞 ,

" yeah , in your dreams. " " that's a rude joke ! "

𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐦 ,

" what am i supposed to do with this ? "

𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐭 ,

" aww. don't they know i'll only want it more ? "

𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤 ,

" oh ! yay ! " " i mean , really , what did they expect , tempting me like that ? "

𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐭 𝐚 𝐠𝐥𝐨𝐛𝐞 ,

" i've been around. " " oh , woe is me , that no one will sweep me off my feet , & take me somewhere sunny ! "

𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐭 𝐚 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐩𝐞 ,

" i feel so small ... " " who's up there , i wonder ? "

𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐭 𝐚 𝐦𝐢𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫 ,

" god , you're disgusting ... " " aww. you almost look pretty. "

𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐩 ,

" ugh , what do they think i am , a blonde ? " " aww , that's cute. "

𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐚 𝐦𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐜 ,

" um ... something's off about this one. "

𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐚 𝐦𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐜 ,

" ew , ew , ew ! "

𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭 ,

" shit. here we go again. "

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 ( 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐫 ) ,

" no , please no ! if you can't do it , i can't ! "

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 ( 𝐥𝐚𝐞'𝐳𝐞𝐥 ) ,

" oh , god , we are all so screwed ! "

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 ( 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭 ) ,

" please say you have some kind of spell for this ! "

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 ( 𝐠𝐚𝐥𝐞 ) ,

" hey , we really need him alive ! "

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 ( 𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐧 ) ,

" don't fly away now , little bat ! "

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 ( 𝐰𝐲𝐥𝐥 ) ,

" but he's too cute to die ! "

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 ( 𝐤𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐡 ) ,

" no ! no ! this couldn't have happened to literally anybody else ? "

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 ( 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚 ) ,

" okay , fine , now i'm really scared. "

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 ( 𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐬𝐢𝐧 ) ,

" oh , come on , big guy ! get up ! please ? "

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 ( 𝐣𝐚𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐚 ) ,

" no , way ! she is way too cool to die for this bandwagon of chucklefucks. "

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 ( 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐜 ) ,

" oh , seriously ? he has a hamster to take care of ! assholes. "

#AWW THIS WAS FUN #sheepy u r so smart for this #STUDY.

[theleetoalerandalertoalee]

Day 11 - Squeal

Diona x Klee

THIS IS NOT ROMANTIC AT ALL PLEASE THESE ARE CHILDREN

Enjoy^^

“Diona~! I’m here, hehe! I just came back from fish blasting in Cider Lake, but don’t tell Master Jean!”

“Ah,” the Cat’s Tail bartender steps out from behind the bar, “what’d you catch?”

“Some bass and some tuna, want some?”

“‘Course I do, so do the others. Chop, chop, pass ‘em out already.”

“Yes, then we can go play?”

“Heh, of course, we can.”

“Yay!”

The spark knight frolics around the tavern, passing out the fish to the cats.

“Good,” says Diona, “that’s all of ‘em.”

“Now, let’s go!”

Klee takes Diona by the hand, but Diona doesn’t resist- she knows that Klee will never mean her any harm.

“Starfell Lake? Is this where you fish- I mean, fish blast?”

“Yes, hehe! My favorite spot!”

Klee pats the ground next to her, sitting down beside the lake.”

“Mm…I don’t like getting wet.”

“Oh? Why?”

“It’s…a long story.”

“I wanna hear it, hehe!”

“It’s not a happy story, Klee.”

“Oh…well,” Klee pauses to think for a moment, “maybe not at the time of the story…but now we can change it, can’t we? That’s what Master Jean says.”

“Hm, I suppose so.”

“So…can I hear it, now?”

“Okay, but, you can’t tell anyone, you hear?”

“I pinky promise- oh! Is it okay if Dodoco is here?”

“Ah, heh, sure.”

“Yay~!”

“A while ago, back when I had to travel with my father…there was a really bad rainstorm. The skies were so dark and the ground so muddy that we didn’t even know where we were going…or if we were moving at all. My father fell and hit his head on a rock, really hard. I panicked and tried to bandage him up but everything was soaked- I couldn’t find a safe place to shelter him in. Wet, wet, wet, everything was wet! Some hunters heard me crying and they took us to a small hut nearby. My dad recovered, but ever since then he turned to alcohol to help with the physical pain…now I think it’s an excuse to cover up for mental pain. Tsk, that blasted drunkard.”

“Oh…well, I’m happy that his head is better!”

“Yes…he is, too- I think.”

“Why are you not happy?”

“Ah, it’s nothing…”

“Klee can help! Kaeya taught me!”

“Oh? What is it-?”

“Hehe, tickles~!”

Klee rapidly pokes Diona, but her childish excitement puts a bit too much power into it, slightly hurting Diona.

Diona laughs softly, not wanting Klee to feel sad.

“Oh, yeah? Well, take this, pew pew~!”

Diona pokes Klee back and the spark knight squeals, “eep-! Hahahahaha- eeee!”

“Hehe, this is the Diona Special!”

Diona’s tail straightens with a slight curve at the tip with her ears focused on Klee's bubbly voice.

“Hehehehe- hahaha! Hi-yah!” Klee pokes Diona back and the two start giggling uncontrollably.

“Ohoho~ sneaky! I like it! Hahahaha!”

The two continue their playful battle, giggling and squealing loud enough to drive the nearby boars away.

Diona wasn’t happy, Klee was right; and the spark knight was correct about something else, as well. Even though the past wasn’t very happy, what happens in the present can change that.

Diona surrenders, ending the cycle of pokey onslaughts, “hehe, thanks for being my friend, Klee.”

“No problem! I like being your friend, too- and so does Dodoco!”

“Do, um,” Diona looks away, clearing her throat, “do you want to um…do this again sometime? Just like- y’know, relaxing here…away from the city?”

Klee bounces with anticipation of their next meeting, “yes~!”

“Haha, good, very good.”

Maybe turning the alcohol industry into ashes and rubble is meant for another day…

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