Captain Rex: Experience outranks everything.
Coric, just walking by and turning to give Rex a Look:
Rex: Except the medics.
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i'd written this in a reblog somewhere but here have this masterpiece properly:
TWO GAY IDIOTS SITTING IN A CAR
ONE SAYS HEY LEMME BLOW YOU HARD
THE OTHER ONE BLINKS, FOR ONCE HE'S SLOW
TWO GAY FOOLS IN A COMEDY SHOW
TWO GAY IDIOTS SITTING IN A CAR
ONE SAYS HEY LEMME TAKE YOU FAR
ANYWHERE YOU LIKE PLEASE LET ME KNOW
TWO GAY FOOLS IN A COMEDY SHOW
TWO GAY IDIOTS SITTING IN A CAR
ONE SAYS DOG? OH ABOUT THAT PART...
WE'VE FUCKING RAISED THE WRONG KID, SO
TWO GAY FOOLS IN A COMEDY SHOW
TWO GAY IDIOTS SITTING IN A CAR
ONE SAYS OH GOD YOU HIT HER HARD
WELL I'LL HEAL HER BIKE, MIND HOW YOU GO
TWO GAY FOOLS IN A COMEDY SHOW
ONE GAY IDIOT SITTING IN A CAR
CRYING COZ THE OTHER ONE BROKE HIS HEART
HE DRIVES AWAY, AND FOR ONCE, DRIVES SLOW...
TWO GAY FOOLS... IN A... COMEDY... SHOW.
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The mask keeps me safe in more ways than one
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They’re a 10 but use the term ‘open monogamy’
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If I could just muster 1/8 of the confidence this guy possesses
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Immovable object (Jack Slash being unable to lose to parahumans) vs irresistible force (Browbeat having such a Stranger rating that even Wildbow forgot them)
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here is a big square of like top albums from thr last however many months i dont remember if 3 or 6. anyway listened to like bowies discography in that time frame hence like tons of that being on here.
also will it compress this to death, maybe hmm. maybe that would be funny, the audience has to try and guess what albums are. (huh it didnt really, neat, or not neat depending on perspective)
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