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edit: THIS POST BREACHED THE CONTAINMENT OF THE TARGET AUDIENCE, "28-YEAR-OLDS WHO SAW THEIR FIRST ANIMES IN PIECES ON YOUTUBE DURING THEIR TEENAGE YEARS." PEOPLE WHO WATCHED SAILOR MOON WHILE SIPPING APPLEY JUICE IN PRESCHOOL I'M SORRY I GUESS THIS ONE MAYBE ISN'T FOR YOU

#attack on titan #it wasn’t a good choice but it certainly was *a* choice

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Creeping the tags for your media fandom on Tumblr:

"Hey, I might be reading too much into things, but what if [the literal text of the source material]"

"Obviously we all agree that the author's intent is [the most wildly countertextual thing you've ever heard]"

"Incorrect quotes" post which gets the personalities of a specific pair of major characters precisely reversed

Vociferous shipping discourse about characters who have never textually interacted

Oversaturated photoset of several novelty coffee mugs that's tagged with the fandom's name "for reach"

Twenty-post reblog chain politely arguing, with citations, about which characters eat ass

#tagging coffee mugs with worm would not in fact help with reach #it would very much hold them back because wormblr is a containment zone

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-Riley, sad about not being able to give him her new strain of bioengineered weed

Jack Slack just wants to smoke weed and watch Shark Week, leave him alone!!!

#parahumans #wildbow #worm #Jack slack #bonesaw parahumans

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AU where Obi-Wan and Ventress team up to fight the Empire.

#kenobi (show) could never #obi wan kenobi #asajj ventress #star wars fanart #star wars

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Hell (that is, other people)

a piece for @victoriadallonfan , A role swap between Yang Xiao Long and Victoria Dallon, giving each of them a personal spin to the others powers, as well as a design fitting their new universe. here's the individual pieces under the cut:

#wormblr #rwby #victoria dallon #yang xiao long #haha comedy #i like to think im funny

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The first couple of captain america movies were good. I know. I know. I hate the mcu too but the first couple of captain america movies were good I'm Sorry. I have to speak my truth

#tbh I think mcu was p solid up until like. age of Ultron #then we got the slow slide down into endgame #marvel #i mean maybe it’s a little bit based on nostalgia but c’mon if I don’t have that I ain’t got shit

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Reblog and put in the tags the youtuber you’ve been watching for the longest, how long it’s been, and whether or not you have any of their merch 

#MandJTV i think #it’s been like six or seven years #damn #I have a couple of the shirts he put out for the MML

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video games are fun but i do think it's fucked how video games went from "hey remember to take a break every once in a while :)" to "if you don't log in every day and play 6 hours you're gonna lose your streak and won't earn the 10 in-game currency you're saving up to buy our overpriced cosmetics" in the span of like. 10 years.

#gods those old cutesy disclaimers were the best #like #remember to use your wrist strap for safety purposes! :D #absolutely my friend it’s the least I could do after all the fun we’ve had together for years #man do I miss the Wii we used to have

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#ooo pretty #fire emblem three houses #fe3h #fire emblem #byleth #byleth eisner

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why isn't there a parody of the cover of taylor swift's 2017 album reputation but with taylor swift's portrait replaced with taylor hebert's. it seems like such a true and powerful concept, someone should do that. i personally will not put any effort or money into seeing this but i just wanna put it out there.

#tulip why do you keep forgetting it’s named the hetlor convention center #wormblr #haha comedy

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The icon for Banishment is so funny.

Just get outta here. Leave.

#I cast hit the road Jack #and don’t you come back no more #bg3

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Concept: Star Wars Time Travel AU but it’s Coric (aka Torrent Company’s medic and one of six clone survivors of Teth)

Anakin hears about the Chancellor dying of a stim overdose and is all mournful, and Coric pretends to agree, but it zooms in on the hypospray with flecks of blood on it

He also gets to play the “I killed a Sith Lord and you didn’t, shut up” card

#haha comedy #star wars the clone wars #star wars #coric my beloved #coric Star Wars

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If worm wasn’t worm I can really see Brandish making Vicky into a pageant kid

#worm #parahumans #glory girl #brandish parahumans

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Personally I’m on team “engineers should be able to replicate Tinkertech but only when it’s funny”

So like. Slap an acme logo on the side and have it blow up a couple times in the construction, leaving a soot-colored outline blinking, and then and only then they can use the Tinkertech to *checks notes* hit Jack Slash in the face with a custard pie in the middle of one of his monologues and then teleport across the country to escape reprisal as the founding fathers animators and writers intended

It’s so funny to me how offended some people are that RL engineers can’t replicate tinker tech.

Sure thing Steve, I’m sure you and a few engineering buddies could tooootally replicate-

*checks notes*

- circuitry made out of hard light, a power cord that plugs into itself to give itself power, a plague that infects brains made out of metal, and a box-camera that allows you to see into the past

Honestly, Steve, you’re pretty lazy for not building that last one yourself.

(This is like the engineer version of the sniper debate)

#parahumans #wildbow #ward #ward web serial #worm #wardblr #worm web serial #wormblr #haha comedy #look Jacob deserves a little humiliation and if I just had the budget for it- #*I am dragged away from my computer kicking and screaming*

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I wonder how any of the cast of KOTOR would handle being Tav

#d&d #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #baldurs gate tav #knights of the old republic #I think juhani and Karlach would smooch #eventually at least

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One of these days I’m gonna actually write the new wave centric fic I have with a concept and four hundred words of the first chapter just sitting in my word processor and all of y’all are going to be subjected to my “Fleur’s death is a major factor in the way that the new wave kids’ powers developed” brainworms

#parahumans #worm #new wave worm #members of the Gaylor server already heard this one a while back

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so i heard mariokart tour is dying

#fire emblem #fire emblem heroes #feh #haha comedy #fucking superb you funky little owl