"....Trust me....Happy wife.....happy life......that's a damn fact....quote me on that"
-Chucky
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Tony: How'd you end up like this?
Natasha: It's a long story.
Y/N: Let me put it this way. If this were a movie, it would take three or four sequels to do it justice.
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Bride of Chucky, 1998, dir. Ronny Yu
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Incorrect Quote
*After a kiss between Y/N and a (male) Slasher in the Horror House*
Y/N: He- he just like- grabbed me?
Jennifer, trying to gage whether she should be buying knives or not: Uhuh...
Y/N: And he- he took me-
Tiffany, eyes closed imagining it (Already knows Y/N's into it): Mhm, yeah..
Y/N: And he was there- and I was there-
Jennifer: Yes?...
Y/N: It was firm?? B-But tender??
Tiffany: Oh! So, it was good, huh?~
Y/N, frazzled: No! I mean- well, I saw through space and time for a minute there but THATS NOT THE POINT, I SHOULDNT HAVE DONE IT!-
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Miss Fairchild adopting the Core Four @fairchilds-glasses
Miss Fairchild: So, everyone, what does a story NEED?
Lexy: A character!
Jake: A setting!
Devon: A plot!
Junior, a gleam in his eyes, in a near-whisper: REVENGE.
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Maria: How'd you end up like this?
Natasha: It's a long story.
Peter: Let me put it this way. If this were a movie, it would take three or four sequels to do it justice.
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Breaking the Dollhouse/Final Family AU
@barclaysangel @fairchilds-glasses @streets-in-paradise @high-functioning-fang1rl
*Rachel and Nica working together to try and homeschool the kids whilst they're in D.C. (The triplets are bored)*
Nica: Can any of you tell me who wrote The Great Gatsby?
Glenda: Judy Blume?
Junior: Hitler?
Nica: F.Scott Fitzgerald.
Glen: Who's that?
Nica: The author.
Junior: Well, why are you saying 'Fuck him'?
Nica: What?
Glenda: You just said 'Eff Scott Fitzgerald'. What did Scott Fitzgerald do to you?
Glen: Yeah.
Rachel: No, that's his first name.
Junior: His name's 'Fuck Scott Fitzgerald'?
Rachel: What? No!
Glen: Well, then, what does the F stand for?
Rachel: Francis!
Glenda: No. It's gotta be Fuck.
Glen: It must be Fuck.
Junior: It has to be Fuck.
Nica: Why the hell would it be Fuck?
Glenda: 'Cause otherwise, why wouldn't he just say it?
Junior: Yeah. He's hiding something. It's Fuck.
Glen: Read between the lines, guys.
Nica: *trying not to laugh* That's completely insane.
Rachel: You guys are idiots.
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“You crying? Well ima stab your fucking leg and give your pathetic ass something to cry about”
—Chucky probably
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Richie: How’d you end up like this?
Ben: It’s a long story
Ben: Let me put it this way. If this were a movie, it would take three or four sequels to do it justice
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Sam: How'd you end up like this?
Yelena: It's a long story.
Kate: Let me put it this way. If this were a movie, it would take three or four sequels to do it justice.
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