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themenuland1 · 1 year
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Chick Fil A Menu – Flavorsome Chicken Sandwiches & Waffle Fries
Chick Fil A is a famous chicken-focused fast-food giant in the United States. There is no better way to satisfy your desires for chicken when they arise than by going to your neighborhood Chick-fil-A
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britneyshakespeare · 23 days
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do you ever feel like people only like chick-fil-a so much because they're not supposed to
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agh!!!! ive started getting calls from the places i applied to so like im glad but im really like..... Im just working retail/food service since thats what u get right out of highschool im ok with that. but i don't think places like that will want me to mask? i have heard stories from people working being told not to mask to be more "friendly" to the customers and like im not going to do that. that is a deal breaker entirely for me. i mask because my dad is extremely immunocompromised and if he gets covid, he is more likely to die than survive. /I/ am immunocompromised. even before i was vulnerable ive never stopped masking. ackkk
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sanyu-thewitch05 · 3 months
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Yandere Frat Bro x Shy! Fem! Reader pt.2
TW: Spanking, masturbation, humping
When you wake up in Ben's bed, you are terrified, especially since you are naked. 
"You awake, darling?" Ben asks, turning over to face you.
"Shit! I'm so sorry if we had a one-night stand. I probably drank too much, and now I'm in bed with you," You apologize, scrambling out of the bed.
"Oh, it's ok, darling. A girl like you couldn't have handled my drink anyway. Besides, we can always have sex sober whenever we want now that we're dating," Ben replies, grabbing your body and kissing your neck. "You're all mine, baby. Come on. Let's get dressed and get you that plan b unless you want a baby with me."
"No, no, I definitely don't want a baby. Ugh! My pelvis hurts!" You groan, holding your stomach for comfort.
"It's ok. I'll get you that pill and some breakfast. Stay here, and don't move a muscle," Ben says, kissing your forehead and pulling the covers over your body.
Ben gets dressed and leaves his room. You look around his room and see the posters of athletes and several pop culture movies. His pillows smell like cologne and sweat, and you relax as you start to fall asleep again. That was until another fraternity member opened Ben's door and found you there.
"Oh, look. It's the girl Ben is obsessed with. Did you two have a good time?" Some white boy with black hair asks, sitting on your side of the bed.
"I'm sorry, Ben is obsessed with me?" You ask, sitting up. 
"You bet he is. He was so obsessed with you that it became bothersome. That's why he had the party last night, that's why we gave Ben those special pills, that's why we got your friend Cassidy to bring you. It was so Ben could finally have time with you, and he would stop rambling about you 24/7," The boy explains, making adrenaline pump through your veins.
"I'm sorry, but I have to leave," You say, ignoring the pain from sex and running out of the frat house with only the sheets. 
You run to your dorm and lock yourself in your room. You change into some polka dot pajamas and hide underneath the covers. Your phone buzzes to life, and Ben is blowing up your text messages.
Baby, where are you?
Why are my sheets missing?
I brought breakfast and plan b for you.
Where are you?
Y/N, please answer me. 
Y/N
Y/N
Y/N-
You throw your phone to the floor and put your head on your pillow, ignoring the world. You close your eyes and hope everything that happened was a dream.
"Hi, Ben..." Cassidy says, unlocking the door.
You wake up and turn your body so your back faces the door.
"I'm pretty sure she's in there," Cassidy replies, closing the door and going back to her room.
Knock knock knock
You groan and put the pillow over your head, hoping it helps you ignore the noise.
"Y/N, I brought food for you. Y/N, I know you're in there. Don't you want your medicine?" Ben asks, making you get out of bed.
He is right. You do need that plan b unless you want to be connected to Ben forever. You open your door, looking at Ben with tired eyes.
"Just give me the plan b and get out," You say, making Ben's heart twitch in pain.
Your words hurt him, but he won't be affected by it.
"Y/N, you're not spending the day by yourself. I know you're in pain and need some relaxation and aftercare," Ben argues, barging into your room and locking the door. "Here's your food and your pill. Eat the food before you take the pill."
Ben hands you a Chick-fil-A bag, and you pull out your favorite breakfast items. He lifts you onto your bed and sits near you as he takes out his food. The two of you eat in silence for a while, until Ben asks for a pillow to put under your feet.
"Here. By the way, thanks for the food and pill," You say, handing Ben a pillow. "I'm still mad at you for making a campus-wide plot to drug me."
"In my defense, I didn't come up with the drugging part. That was my fraternity. I just wanted to kidnap you and take you on a date," Ben replies, rubbing and massaging your feet. "But I mean, you did enjoy the sex we had, right?"
"I won't be answering that question. I refuse to answer that question."
"Aww, please! I need to know if I satisfied you!"
"Nope. You won't be getting that secret out of me until my deathbed."
Ben groans and puts both of your trash into the empty bag. Then, he crawls next to you and kisses your cheek. He takes out a Tylenol pill and slips it in your mouth. You swallow and take a deep breath.
"I have the whole day planned out for us. Lunch is tacos, and dinner is Chili's. You'd like that, wouldn't you?" Ben asks, slipping an arm around your waist. 
You feel strangely relaxed in his arms and turn to face Ben.
"Yeah, that's fine with me. Wait, you didn't drug me again, did you?" You ask, sitting up a bit.
"Nope. I just used my charm and kindness. Now, do you want a back massage or not?" Ben responds, his hands roaming your back. "Just so you know, I'll always give you an aftercare day after we have sex."
That was it for you. A day of food, relaxation, and massages was enough for you to overlook his yandereness. After all, you are a foodie at heart.
"Sure," You moan, turning over on your stomach and letting Ben massage your back.
Ben's hands feel up your boobs, and you look at him.
"Sorry, I can't help it. Your boobs are too cute not to grope," Ben says, lining his crotch up with your ass. "You don't mind if I hump you a little?"
"You're one bothersome horny dog," You answer, teasing Ben by rubbing your ass on Ben. "Just finish the massage, and we can sleep."
"In...a...minute!" Ben moans, humping your pajama bottoms faster. "Ggh!"
Ben cums in his underwear while groping your boobs hard. He takes off his pants and crawls into bed with you. Ben makes you the little spoon, kissing the crook of your neck. Suddenly, he flips you over and holds your head against his chest.
"Did you really think I wouldn't punish you for running away?" Ben whispers, his hands roaming your ass.
"Wait-"
Ben spanks your ass, making you hide your face in his chest out of shame. It's not your fault he knows all of your kinks. 
"Look at me, baby. This is for your own good," Ben says, grabbing your face and making you look him in the eyes.
"Please, spank me more," You plead, blushing from embarrassment.
Ben smirks and takes the belt off of his pants. He swats it at your butt, and you moan. Your hands pull down your pants and twitch as his belt hits your bare ass.
"Oh yes, punish me like the bad girl I am!" You moan, practically melting in his arms. "Fuck, I'm gonna-"
You cum onto Ben's thighs, making both of you sigh. Ben kisses you and rubs your ass.
"I love you," Ben says, rubbing your head.
"I love you, too," You say, kissing his neck.
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zombholic · 5 months
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CONSUMED — abby anderson
summary — the fame really consumed her.
description — rockstar!abby, poc fem!reader, explicit content, sfw & nsfw, modern au, no post outbreak.
authors note — this is probably gonna be my favorite series.
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It was cold outside, February was always so cold. You were walking around times square with your two close friends Ellie and Jesse, this was on your guys bucket list to go to New York for a week and what perfect time than now.
The bright colors of the billboards, the chatter in the crowds and for some reason you still have this part deep inside of you wishing you would see her.
“I’m fucking starving guys, can we get something to eat?” Jesse spoke up causing you to snap back into reality.
“Always fuckin’ hungry Jess.” Ellie was being sarcastic, rolling her eyes before looking over at you.
“You hungry too?” Her hands rubbed your shoulders noticing you were shivering from the cold.
Nodding your head you three agreed on going to Chick-Fil-A, even though you were in New York and there were so many options it always came down to your guys favorite homophobic chicken place.
“Jeez, slow down I promise no one’s gonna steal your sandwich.” Ellie side eyed Jesse inhaling his meal.
“You got ops on you or something?” You giggled munching on your chicken nuggets.
“Y’all shut the fuck up, I wasn’t lying when I said I was hungry.” Jesse rolled his eyes.
You guys were sat near the big windows of the restaurant, clear views of the big billboards, New York is beautiful but how the fuck do people live here?
Your eyes roamed around the bright screens until you felt your throat swell up, heart felt like it dropped into your stomach.
Abby Anderson World Tour 2024
Clenching your jaw you looked away hoping your friends didn’t see your sudden change in emotion, unfortunately they picked it up almost immediately. Turning their heads to look at where your eyes were you felt the air in the room change.
“Fuck her, I hope she—“ “Ellie shut up” Jesse cut her off.
All of a sudden you weren’t hungry anymore, the memories were so quick to flood your mind all over again, the tears slowly filling up your eyes. You felt so stupid crying over your ex-girlfriend even though it’s been a year but you fell hard for her.
“Felt like I wasted four years of my life on her.” You sniffled refusing to let the tears stream down.
“Hey, fuck her and her stupid fucking world tour, let’s go watch a movie or something.” Ellie had Jesse pack up the leftovers.
She held you by the arm dragging you out the doors with Jesse trailing behind. Ellie was Abby’s biggest hater, the worst part is you know Ellie was heartbroken as well. Abby and her were best friends for as long as you could remember but she dropped everyone who loved her for fame.
You guys had went back to your shared hotel room, changing into your pajamas you guys cuddled up in the bed, laptop on your lap as you played some stupid movie Jesse picked out. You couldn’t help but slowly zone out into memory lane, you shouldn’t but for some reason your heart still ached for her.
“Baby! Come here!” Abby pulled you onto her lap with the biggest smile plastered on her freckled face.
“I didn’t have a choice.” You giggled feeling her nuzzle her face into the crook of your neck.
She pulled her laptop closer on the coffee table, pressing play on the youtube video she posted of her and her band playing one of their songs that she worked so hard on perfecting.
“My song got a million fucking views!” Your eyes widened, turning around to face her on her lap.
“Oh my god? Baby I’m literally speechless!” You pulled her into a tight hug, she grabbed your face smashing her lips against yours.
“Don’t forget about me when you’re famous.” You joked but shit little did you know she actually would.
You remembered that day so fondly because later that day she was receiving emails and calls from all sorts of people.
“Y/n? Hellooo?” Ellie waved her hand in front of your face.
“How does she zone out for so long?” Jesse nibbled on his snacks.
You lifted your head looking over at Els with your brows arched up confused.
“What?” “Can you skip the damn ad?”
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starsandhughes · 1 year
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sissy and one of her brothers having a fight
“i cannot believe you, jack rowden!” you screamed as you burst into the house, soaked from the rain.
jack immediately stood up from the couch and look at you with wide eyes, realizing what he’d done.
“sissy, i’m-“
“don’t ‘sissy’ me! you forgot me, jack! all you had to do was wait half an hour for me to give my presentation after school so you could take me home! i stood outside for ten minutes, calling you over and over again! then i had to walk home in the rain! because you couldn’t wait less than an hour to play video games with alex?!”
“y/n, i’m sorry, if i knew jack-“
“stay out of this, alex,” you snapped. alex retreated into himself and awkwardly walked upstairs.
“i forgot, y/n! i am so sorry, but you didn’t remind me! i’ve been stressed out, you know this!” jack badly defended himself.
“you forgot,” you scoffed. you felt the familiar panic well up in your chest. he forgot you. he forgot about you. “you- you forgot me. and i had to walk home from school in the rain. i never thought i’d have to do that again.”
the look of regret that came across jack’s face almost broke you. but you were in tears, and near a panic attack.
he forgot you. he made you walk home in the rain. it was almost funny how you ended up going to the hughes house afterwards.
“sissy,” jack stepped towards you carefully. he winced when you stepped back. “i didn’t forget you like that. not like your parents did. you are so important to me and i love you so much, you know that!”
you were trembling against the wall, trying to hold it together. you slid down it and put your hands in your hair when you realized that wouldn’t be happening. jack carefully got down to your level and hovered his hands over yours. you were hyperventilating, your ears were ringing, and it felt like your skull was about to fall through your body.
“i’ll send alex home, unless you want him. we’re gonna cuddle on the couch and i’ll go pick up chick-fil-a and get you a milkshake. you can stay with alex, or alone, or come with. whatever you want. i forgot to pick you up, but i did not forget you. i love you too much for that,” jack said. he got your hands out of your hair and got you to look at him. “breathe with me, sissy.”
jack guided you through some deep breathes to help calm you down. when your breathing became steady, he slid behind you and pulled you into his lap.
“i’m so sorry, sissy,” jack whispered. “i’ll put your phone calls on emergency by pass, how about that? that way i’ll always hear your call.”
“okay,” you whispered back. “i’ll do it, too.”
“good,” jack smiled. “that way we’ll always be there for each other. i promise.”
you leaned your head against his shoulder, “thank you. i love you, jacky.”
“i love you, too, sissy.”
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thecynthh · 4 months
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smart ass - M.S pt 5
synopsis - matt’s not doing to well with his schooling but is determined to get his degree and pass his classes. one essay which is a huge part of their grade haunts him with a bad mark, luckily y/n is willing to help him
notes - NOT PROOF READ, lowercase intention smut near the end, aftercare cus thats what matt specializes in, cuddles
a/n - uhm idk if yalls could tell, or if u knew but i’m a virgin and have never kissed anyone so 🫣
leave some suggestions for chris or matt fics for me to write pls as well :3
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present day a few days after their second study session
y/n pov
matt s 🐼
hey message me when ur leaving ur house. 8:46
btw we r ordering food to the house cus i dont wanna get gas. 8:47
text me what u want from CFA. 8:47
you
what in the flying fuck is CFA? 8:49
matt s 🐼
uhm hello? kid, how do u not know what CFA is???? 8:49
you
abbreviations like this is what's wrong with our generation… 8:50
matt s 🐼
kay ur so weird omfg. 5:50
CFA clearly means chick-fil-a smartass 🙄. 8:51
you
oh well then 😋. nuggets and waffle fries please 🛐🛐. 8:52
and sunjoy btww. 8:52
matt s 🐼
ew u like sunjoy? 8:53
you
u like rootbear don’t talk to me ✋. 8:52
and let me in pls im already outside :). 8:52
read at 8:52
i sling my bag over my shoulder and leave my car, waiting outside the large house with thrilling anticipation as i wait for matt to open the door. I see the fluff of his brown locks and a sweater similar to the one i’ve seen him wear before at school. i dont know why i get giddy when i see him, i dont know how we went to only speaking when madi was around too greeting each other whenever we see each other in the halls or cafe or even in our shared classes.
matt and his brothers were some of my closest friends now, after madi introduced me to them at a party, both of us got insanely drunk and made me call off crazy drinking ever since. all i remember from that night was the way matt took care of me while i was in a very vulnerable state and didn’t take advantage of me. i haven’t told anyone but madi about what happened to me when i was younger, and i’m glad she’s still taken her promise to heart, the only thing that telling her about my past shit did was make her and i closer.
i see matt in full view after he opens the door, “hey!” i say with a cheery expression despite how late it was for me.
“heyyy, thanks for coming by the way, even though you had a shift earlier.” he says sheepishly, before i left for work he messaged me begging to have another study session because he had more questions about the essay part of the exam. “oh hey lemme put your stuff in my room, just chill on the couch before the food gets here.” i pass him my backpack and laptop as he begins to walk down a hallway to make it to his room.
i move through the small entryway and become more apparent in his brothers view, “heyy y/n” nick says moving up to me for a hug, i take in his embrace.
“hi nick!!” i say excitedly. other than matt, ive hung out with nick a lot too, madi always has him over at her apartment, and even the three of us have made it a plan to meet up at our favourite bakery and talk for however long we want too a couple times a week. out of the little over a month i’ve know the triplets, nick has made a huge impact on me, and i felt safe around him, as well as chris and matt.
he lets go of me while i walk over to a slumped over chris on the couch, when he realised i was here he sits up on the edge of the couch. “sup chris,” i dap him up doing a little bro half hug with him.
“always nice to see you y/n,” he says as our arms unfold from the middle of us. i take a seat next to him with a comfortable amount of distance between us. matt returns not too long after i greet everyone. He sits down between chris and i and nick returns from the kitchen with a pepsi, root beer, bottled water and a lemonade, passing out everyone's drink knowing what each of us would ask for. matt and i give nick a thank you as he nods his head after.
nick stationed himself on the elongated part of the couch settling in with his fluffy blanket, he puts on a stranger thing episode and we all sit watching the tv. it only takes another five minutes of the episode for the doorbell to ring through the house. nick gets up immediately scurrying to the door with his fluffy blanket wrapped around him as he talks to the delivery man, thanking him and making small steps to see the rest of us. he comes back with two large bags of food planting them on the coffee table in front of all of us, before grabbing a tray of drinks after going back to the entrance.
“thank you for paying matty,” chris says, rubbing up again his brother with his lips pursed and now shoulder to shoulder with his older brother. i giggle at the sight, copying chris.
“mmmmh thanks mattyyyy” i say resting my head on the peak of his shoulder, pursing my lips as well and copying chris’ weird voice.
“you’re a fucking weirdo chris,” matt says in a disgusted voice flicking the other head that was very close to his face. “and you're welcome y/n.”
i laugh at chris’ overly dramatic reaction to what matt did to him. still giggling a bit at the sight of matt completely ignoring his brothers reaction, I say “just tell me how much i own you.”
“eh, don’t worry about it, it’s on me, plus save up for that new laptop you were talking about. i know how much you want it,” i blush slightly.
“aww thank you then,” i wrap my arms around him and squeeze him, he hands me the food that i asked for and retract back onto the couch.
“by the way, what time are we planning to stay up till? i told madi that i’ll tell her when i was heading home.” i saw looking at matt.
“well its kinda late so if you wanna stay in the guest room, im fine with that.” matt says, moving his head towards me, then breaking eye contact with the tv screen.
“im ay okay with that if you wanna stay over! plus you know your way around the house,” nick says giving his approval to matts idea of staying over.
“mhm im chill with it,” chris simply says.
“uhh yeah then, i'm down, thanks!”
we eat then say goodnight to nick and chris before we go to matt's room for some studying.
i lay down onto his bed as he walks over to his bathroom to change into some comfier clothes. while hes in there i start to think about our first study session when i found out matt had a crush on me. i thought it was very cute, but it made matt awkward on our last study night. i’m glad that he's eased up now, i just acted like i didn’t know anything and didn’t want to push on how he was feeling because I knew it would make his anxiety worse.
i come back to my senses seeing matt reappear from the bathroom door. we stayed on track for studying for an hour and a half before we eventually put on brooklyn 99 on in the background and talked.
“so, the retake is in a couple days, you think you’re ready?” i was hopeful he would be good by then because tonight felt very productive. I quizzed him on a couple of important ideas while he was playing with a baseball, throwing it up and down in the air. i learnt that he understands stuff better when he is doing something with his hands, it keeps him focused.
“hm, i’m not too sure, maybe another study sesh the day after tomorrow so by friday i’ll have all the stuff we went over fresh in my mind.” the baseball still gets thrown up and falls down in front of his face, with his hand waiting to catch it before it smacks him right on his nose. “thanks again for this,” i hear him catch it one more time before he moves his hand away from his face and looks at me just to the right of him. i'm hovering over him slightly, his eyes glow the brightest in the slight illumination from the lamp we always use when we study.
“yeah of course matt, you're my friend anyways.” our faces mirror each other, his eyes roam my faces while his hand holds the side of my face.
i toss my hair to the side of my head to lean down to kiss matt, he immediately returns the kiss enveloping my bottom lip with his. i moan into his mouth feeling him push me down and dominate me. one of his hands rests on my hip keeping me down as i pull him down with my legs letting him top me. most of his body is pressed down to mine, i lift my hips to give myself some kind of sensation i desperately crave for.
“fuck, i’m sorry are you okay with this?” matt says when he disconnects us.
i cup his chin bringing him a little closer, “i really fucking like you matt, please don’t stop.”
a smirk grows onto his face, “i really fucking like you too, you’re lucky i do.” he becomes more unserious pecking little kisses amoungst my face making a very loud “mwah” sound with each of he presses into my skin.
“matttt” i say through my sour looking face while he shows his affection.
“okay, okay, i’m done. but uh, how about we kiss again, didn’t get a good feel of it the first time.” he says with a knowing smirk on his face. i use my hand to weave through his brunette hair pulling him towards me again, we share a more passionate kiss, with knowing and love rather than lust.
it doesn’t take us long till things got more serious, his lips attach to my neck instantly sucking multiple hickeys into visible spots on my neck, moving down to my collar bone and eventually to the full and plump part of my boob. this is where my dream stopped last week, ive been trying to ignore it for the longest time but being in the moment now after thinking about it in my head makes it feel even more surreal.
his hand sneaks to the bottom of my fresh love shirt that i took from matt’s drawers when i found out i was sleeping here his fingers feel the hem of it. “is it alright if i take your shirt off?” he says with a quiet voice, almost afraid of what i’ll say.
i quickly nod in reply but that doesn’t seem good enough for him.
“words smart ass, i need words.” he says with a little bit of a condescending tone to his love tainted words.
“yes matt, you can take my shirt off too.” i say with a small giggle following after it.
he lifts the fabric to uncover the same white lace bra i was wearing while i slept over at his house by accident. “mh, i’ve been dreaming about this for a while ever since i saw you in it that morning,” he kisses the lace that travels to the small connecting piece of fabric between the two cups of my bra.
“and i know you heard what chris said to me that morning, yet you still acted like nothing was wrong.” he moves his hand to my upper back placing his hand onto my bra strap, “hey, can i take this off?”
“mhm,” my lips sealed trying to conceal my response to the amazing feeling of his hands on my body, he undoes the clip on my back with skill and purpose. the touch of his fingertips grant goosebumps to my skin in a very arousing manner.
he pulls the dainty clothing article off my arms and throws it to the floor benign absolutely amazed by my tits, they weren’t much but it seemed like matt was under a spell, he latched his lips just above my nipple to give me more hickeys, he sucks and soothes repeating this multiple times before he eventually dips down to my nipple, i feel the rush of arousal arching slightly off the bed.
i moan in response to the new sensation, i’m not exactly a virgin, but i haven’t done anything like this in a while, let alone at all for god sake. he massages the other boob, playing with the nipple with his hand the opposite of the one his mouth is very focused on.
he finally comes up for air after a little bit teasing, my thighs rub together and sits up to rip his shirt off to match my level of revealing skin, off goes his sweats as well leaving him in just his boxers, “matt, oh my god” i'm out of breath and very needy.
he continues a trail of kisses down to my clothes pussy, he looks up at me while holding the stretchy waistband of my pants, i give him a vigorous nod knowing what he was asking for.
he slides them completely off leaving me in just my underwear. he plants another sweet kids over my clothed heat which milks another desperate moan from me. “matt wait-“ he immediately comes up from my bottom half and lays beside me listening to me.
“hey we don’t have too if you don’t want too, i’m down if you just wanna go to bed in the other room, or even if you just wanna stay here and cuddle for the rest of the night.” he says before i can go ahead with what i was thinking.
“no, no i really want too it’s just, i haven’t really… done this before.” i tell him, he seems almost fully unaffected by my words.
“that’s fine, i’m here to make you feel good,” he places his hand nearing my core again, he rubs my panties over my clit moving down to feel the very apparent wet spot. “wow i’ve barely touched you and your so worked up,” his voice was sultry with a hint of a condescending tone.
“m-matt please” i struggle to say feeling the pressure he's putting down onto my throbbing clit.
“i’m gonna take these off now, okay?” he says with his fingers wrapped around the thin string of my thong that’s barely covers anything.
he slips them off admiring the sight in front of him, i almost get self conscious wanting to cover myself up with his blankets. his head dips and his hands pant onto my hips and one on my inner thigh. his tongue makes very sudden contact with my clit, he sucks and swirls his tongue around it, feeling the very heavy pressure i arch my back slighting leaning forward into his face.
his finger creeps and teases my hole before he fully plunged it into me. i heavy moan escapes my lips, “quiet now princess, can’t let nick or chris hear you.”
he continues his movements stimulating both my clit and hole at the same time, “more, please” i say with a pleading tone. he removes his finger from inside of me and replaces it with his tongue and mouth. he absolutely devoured my pussy giving me as much pleasure as he could, his mouth moving back to my clip and he slid his finger back into me moving it at a moderate pace.
i don’t try very hard to conceal my very loud moans, as soon as matt enters a second finger into my dripping cunt, i release with a pornographic moan, squeezing his head between my legs. “holy shit matt,” he licks up all of my hot cum and comes back up to kiss me.
“mmh you did so well for me, you ready for me now?” i say a needy yes while he goes back to sit back on the his headboard. he removes his boxers with such haste letting his cock spring out with a bead of pre-cum leaking out. “i wanna watch you ride me, you control the pace and how deep you wanna go.” he whispers into my ear.
he lifts me on top of him, kissing him passionately while i grind down onto his twitching cock. he lets out a guttered groan “okay, let’s do this cause i could bust just from looking at you.”
he lines himself up and holds my hips while i sink down onto him. his so thick and long, i feel him in ever existing crevasse in my cunt. “fuck yes” i say letting out a heavy breath.
“holy shit you’re so tight-“ he says between his monas and hard breathes. i begin to move myself up and down slowly, whatever pain that came at first quickly moved to pleasure as i speed up my movements.
my tits bounce every time i move up or down, my movements are set at a constant pace, “matt, i think- i think i’m gonna cum.” i say, feeling his dick twitch in my pussy again.
“come for me baby, give it to me,” he says, taking me by my love handles and moving me up and down a little faster. i came hearing his words letting out a couple of breathy moans, he follows soon after me. i feel his thick long ropes of cum fill me up and come back down dripping onto his cock.
matt does a couple of slower pumps in and out of me to ride both of us through our highs. he picks me up as if i weigh nothing and puts me down beside him laying down onto the bed.
he goes into the bathroom to retrieve a small cloth and comes back to wipe me down. he does a couple of strips to pick up as much extra cum he could. i feel him hit my clit and i whimper loudly, “oh god, i’m sorry, i know your still sensitive.” once he’s finished he goes into the bathroom and cleans himself up.
fishing his boxers from the ground he slides them on and grabs my underwear and a large t-shirt from his closet. he hops onto the bed putting on my underwear and pulling me up to put on the shirt.
“mh thank you,” i say tired and groggy.
he plants a kiss onto my forehead “anything for you smart ass.”
he comes under the covers and wraps his arms around me, intertwining our legs. we sleep peacefully until the morning
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exvangelicalrage · 10 months
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christianity is fucking everywhere
6/29/23
When I was a christian, one of the ever-present narratives passed around every church I attended was this idea that christians are being persecuted. The examples were numerous: family values were being eroded by liberals and gay people; atheists didn't want the ten commandments on government buildings; prayer wasn't allowed in schools anymore; teachers weren't allowed to express their faith in the classroom; people weren’t voting for pro-christian legislation; secular music was bringing demons into people's houses straight through the radio waves; profanity scribbled onto playgrounds was corrupting the minds of children... I could go on. And most of these are pretty innocuous things talked about in front of me, a child.
As I grew older, I was let in on the secrets of how sex perverts holy minds and how divorce was a sign a couple had allowed satan into their marriage and how using swear words gave demons a foothold on your mind. I learned that christians must stand tall and resilient to resist the temptations of the flesh, because the government, schools, and pretty much everyone who didn't attend the same church as us (and maybe even some people who did! *gasp*) were dripping with satanic influence.
It sounds like hyperbole when I write it out, but I'm dead serious.
It's been over ten years since my Exit. I thought when I quit christianity that my life would suddenly be filled with "secularism." I thought I'd run into people who actively weren't christian anytime I went to a bar or an event or work. I thought it would take me no time at all to find spaces to exist in that didn't involve christianity. Because, after all, christianity was being eroded, right? It was being attacked from all sides! We had donned the armor of god and were ready to do battle in the lord's name! The enemy was everywhere!
If atheists = the enemy, and then enemy was everywhere, therefore, atheists must be everywhere. Right? 
And now that I had defected, I wanted to find the enemy and ask them to be friends. 
But I couldn't fucking find the enemy.
Because, as it turns out, atheists aren't everywhere, but christianity is.
You can't fucking escape it. You can't avoid it. It. is. ubiquitous. Way worse than dandelions.
There are christians in the office at work. christians at mcdonalds. christians in bars, getting wasted and sexually harassing people. There are christians in your neighborhood. There are christians at the doctor's office. There are christians who hunt and christians who play sports and christians who go to college and christians who mow lawns and pave your driveway and install sump pumps.
There are even corporations who are explicitly christian. Hobby Lobby. Chick-fil-A. Forever 21. Whataburger. Not to mention all those small-town businesses who are closed on sundays, which is annoying af.
There are 2300 people in my small USA town. Guess how many churches. FOURTEEN. In like, a five-square-mile radius. And if I expand to a twenty-mile radius? Over a hundred churches. I got tired of counting, so it could be more. I tried figuring out how many are in my county, but all I got was that there were 72 towns. Multiply that by 14 churches/town? Over a thousand.
If life were a Where's Waldo book, I'd be Waldo and everyone else would be a christian.
All the churches have signs too, just in case you forgot they were a church. One near me says "jesus is risen and nothing can change that." My husband likes to say, "Pontius Pilot would beg to differ," lol. Another one says, "It's not about guilt, it's about being free." Sure. Gaslighting 101, right there.
It's not just churches who have signs either. My neighbor still has up an easter flag that reads "jesus is risen" (this flag replaced the "trump: right to bear arms" flag with two pistols on it). There are a bunch of farms around who put bible versus on signs, too. One nearby says, "He knows every hidden thought," which is super creepy. It doesn't make it less creepy knowing it's a bible verse. And tons of people have christian shit on their cars—bible verses, jesus fish, crosses. Not to mention bibles in hotel rooms (I throw those away when I find them) and christian billboards (I flip those off when I see them).
I even have christian clients and I have to edit their books! Even my therapist is a christian.
christianity is everywhere.
You can't escape it.
Every time I meet a new person who is christian, or remember that someone I know and like is still christian, I experience a surge of disappointment. 
Not you too.
On my worst days, when I am triggered and anxious and full of rage at the ideology that caused me so much pain, I can't even leave the house, because doing so would require me to drive down a road named after the church located on it.
christianity is like hydra. You can run. You can chop off a head or two or three. But it always grows another.
birth is a curse, and christianity is a prison.
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Alr you gotta say the first thoughts in your head about Vanoss and Delirious GO!
it drives me insane how they are each other's exceptions (or at least, jon is to evan)
for example, evan has built up this asshole repertoire where he bullies everyone ceaselessly EXCEPT for jon. he will apologize to him (GTA when he destroyed the bear memorial (and in that same video, he killed moo by accident but didn't apologize), small GMod mistakes like misplacing props, skits gone wrong, and several other instances). he will try and amend his mistakes with him. evan will straight up ditch a whole bit just so that he can let jon join in (minecraft; the nether star fiasco (even brian who started the bit was like WTF evan)), jon will run away from the others and let only evan tag along with him (also in minecraft. they even state outright how pissed the others will be LMAO.) and share items with him for no reason (minecraft. again. chick-fil-a scene (focus on evan's inventory)), and evan will just laugh the hardest and the softest (genuinely for no reason other than jon's laugh. the joke was already over by that point) around him?? and there IS a noticeable difference. btw. im not losing my mind over this.
evan's mood will do a complete fucking 180 when it comes to jon (a little bit of a longer clip because it needs to be established what their mood was PRIOR to this and how SHARPLY it changes once jon is in the picture), even for stuff that he should JUSTIFIABLY be upset about**
(i was also so tempted to also mention all of their friend's feelings ABOUT them but this is about THEM. however, i wouldn't mind spilling about that either)
** this is a way longer tangent so ill put it under a cut (SPOILERS FOR ONE OF EVAN'S AMONG US VIDEOS INCLUDED)
video here, (starts at the timestamp, also time stamping this one bc this segment is longer than what youtube clips allows for.)
for context, jon and evan are playing among us with other people. evan is an imposter and fools around with jon (this is not an exaggeration) before locking him into storage. his imposter crewmate sneaks in, kills jon and runs off, but in the meeting that follows afterwards, jon accidentally exposes evan by not muting his mic, getting evan killed.
INSTEAD of being angry at him (yes. this is a video game but they've been pissed over lesser things), or even a SMIDGE of being upset, evan instead goes over and COMFORTS him.
LIKE. i can VERIFY to you that that has accidentally happened before and all other times, people in this game have been LIVID. they've been PISSED. these are gamer bros that are easy to launch into a cursing fit. yet he doesnt.
(yes, evan does have a rep for not exploding into anger but he shows himself being upset in other ways. none of those are present in that video.)
Notes:
6.06 - 8:40 is one of those scenes that makes me?? lose it?? /affectionately
because its a MIX of things.
evan is playing with jon here. and im not talking about like. playing as in playing the game. he's doing a bit with jon and jon only and it reminds me of like, stereotypical girls when they get a guy to chase them while giggling, like they're PLAYING TAG right now. just the two of them.
evan didnt even kill jon. evan probably WASNT PLANNING TO. he was just messing around with jon probably and was going to leave him alone after this, like i kinda wish jon didn't die to see what evan WOULD've done
just??? their fucking BANTER in general, then their soft comfort at the end?? like that is INCREDIBLY out of their gamer persona, like i cannot state this enough. they have their moments together and GODDDD YEAH.
when they're dead, prox chat is off. they didn't NEED to be that close to each other to talk and yet they are (also. grizzy is nowhere near them and yet hes engaging in the convo, meaning that presence is not mandatory)
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73647e · 1 year
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shitty jobs that I think the poets would work as teenagers/young adults
neil - olive garden waiter. he gets hit on at least once an hour by girls his age. he gets really frustrated because what the hell about me screams that I am into women?
todd - either barnes and noble bookseller or starbucks barista. he nearly cries at least once during his shift. also I do know the mcdonald's jokes and I think they are funny so I feel they deserve an honorable mention.
charlie - charlie would do paid internship that his father set up for him through network stuff. he wants to be a businessman. perhaps a high up at mcdonald's. he spends most of his time at work not working because he can afford to do that.
meeks - planetarium docent. meeks actually got really lucky when it came to getting a job. he knew he wanted something STEM related, and he was lucky enough to get a spot at the planetarium summer program, where they later hired him part time.
pitts - museum gift shop. pitts knew he wanted to be near STEM stuff as well, and his local museum was incredibly desperate for employees which allowed him to secure a job at the gift shop.
knox - knox works at a shoe store. im thinking nike or footlocker, no in between
cameron - chick-fil-a. he swears that he's doing it just for college scholarship that they offer but everyone is skeptical of this.
chris - she does gymnastics, and offered to help teach the young kids in her free time. this volunteering eventually turned into an actual job offer to teach classes part time.
ginny - retail worker. I feel like she'd manage to get a job either at hollister or hot topic, no in between. if she worked at hollister, she would hide in the back because holy shit why are people so mean. if she worked at hot topic, she would sit on her phone and occasionally help a preteen that is shaking apart with fear get a specific size of a Bring Me the Horizon shirt.
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not100bees · 8 months
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One thing about my job is that it exposes me to people making suboptimal ordering decisions. Like why are you ordering milkshakes and nothing else from Chick-fil-A because there are places that do ice cream close enough that if you're ordering it for like a nearness discount, you can get ice cream from ice cream places and not Chick-fil-A.
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hussyknee · 10 months
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I'll never get over how much privilege the damn chicken shit shit shows and the fucking perspectives they give like. "It's just a chicken sandwich. If you can't live without it, you're not a true ally. It doesn't even taste that good!!! So you're just hurting people for a some basic chicken sandwitch!!!" I'm so glad you think everything has the ability to make decisions on what to eat like that, that there couldnt possible be any reason, that maybe thats all there is around some people. I'm disabled, I can not cook most of the time, and i can't pay for my own food most of the time and even when I can options are extremely limited because I'm dead broke and disabled. There is a demon chicken place near me and the salads are higher quality than the ones at McDonald's if they even carry salads anymore. So sorry for eating a dirty chicken sandwich when there are times I can't even buy an item I want when I AM paying because the abled person with me decided to be controlling. So sorry I buy the Demon chicken because it's what's on the way home that isn't the over priced local place with a thousand mile line. So sorry not everyone can fucking cook at home.
*hugs* I hate how many times that post came up on my dash. This is exactly the case with food franchise joints– it's a matter of access, especially for poor and disabled people. I'll never understand people who're like "yeah yeah no ethical consumption under capitalism EXCEPT for <cherry picked example of mass consumption>".
Ngl, "demon chicken" made me laugh. 😂
We don't have Chick-fil-A in my country, and fast food is an expensive treat for us, but I know that they're aimed at a lower earning, overworked class demographic in the West. I have a really difficult relationship with making food choices and feeding myself, especially when I'm in a flare or stressed out or really depressed and will live off literally anything that will deliver cheap enough or on my way home, which are not a lot of choices given that I live in Bumfuck, Suburbia.
But also like....why are these people singling Chick-fil-A and not Nestlé or Coca Cola or child slavery chocolate or Chiquita or or or. My country's main exports are tea, coffee, textiles and spices. Do y'all know how those workers are treated? Which multinationals send refuse back to dump in our country, so that our soil and water are poisoned and our people die from disease? Why is funding homophobic lobbies in the West worse than literally killing BIPOC (with death squads in Nestlé's case)? That's what I think about every single time I see those posts. That my people's deaths are unavoidable, but if everyone doesn't make an exception for this one brand or issue, then we're all --phobes and --ists who don't care. And what's special about that issue? It also impacts white people in the West. The minute white middle class folks are affected it becomes an international emergency.
And yeah, the BIPOC also affected can ride in on those coat tails, but they're not gonna benefit from white allyship. They'll be trotted out to buttress their talking points when it's convenient and then promptly forgotten about and left just as disenfranchised once the white middle class element get theirs. "But it affects me and I'm not white!" and yet they're the only reason you're able to choose guilting and shaming as your advocacy tactic. If guilting and shaming worked for Black, brown and working class people's issues we wouldn't have half our problems. The reason we don't choose that approach is because it has never in the history of activism worked. The reason it's specifically a white middle class tactic is that they're so used to the world bending down for them that they can't fathom that it won't once they're part of a marginalised group. That, and it does work– on people as or more vulnerable than they are. Shaming and guilting and ostracizing is about the illusion of power, not emancipation. Emancipation involves solidarity building, mutual aid, education and harm reduction. The current state of leftism in the West can be blamed directly on the fact that middle class whites found themselves sharing socio-economic oppressions with BIPOC (always overrepresented in the working class) and immediately pushed themselves to the forefront of every issue. And then Western BIPOC absorbed all that hyperindividualist neoliberalism and respectability politics.
Eat your fill of whatever food you can procure, friend. The demons aren't in the chicken. They're in the system that overworks and underpays people, guts disabled and social welfare, plan your cities so that all you can reach are chain stores, and prices out the rest of the competition. They're in the legislative system where it's legal to create and fund lobbies to take away human rights.
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quibbs126 · 6 months
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I should learn German proper. Or the violin again. Or maybe the ocarina finally if I can find some way to get my hands on one (and some way to learn)
Or I should learn to care about my real life and take an interest in it. I dunno
I should probably try and get a job. Maybe not now since we’re nearing the end of the semester. Granted I always say I’ll do it later but I refuse to when the time comes. Mostly because I refuse to make a resume. It’s not that it’s hard, I just can’t make myself do it. Also any bursts of me being like “I should do something about my life” usually fade by the time I can do anything about them, fallen prey to my cocoon (*refer to first post)
What was I saying? I forgot
I should touch grass at some point. But how does one go about touching grass?
I want Chick Fil A tomorrow 
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skiplo-wave · 6 months
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I am sick of this shit. I got the day off. I got my flu shot. I got me some chick fil-a for dinner. I come home. I eat. I take me a little cat nap. And I wake up to all this damn noise. The house is rattling. I thought.... yep. This is it. We are being attacked.
Nope.
The damn air force is practicing for an air show this weekend. The neighbors didn't have no notice. You would think with all this shit going on right now they would give us warning. I called them and chewed them out. It about damn near gave my elderly neighbors heart attacks. STUPID!
Good lord
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mitchpell · 2 years
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Clint’s Hearing Loss - A Meta
Clint’s hearing loss ended up having a stronger role in The Ghost of Christmas Past than I initially intended. As a result, I wanted to share how I decided what he can hear conversationally and what he can’t.
In case you haven’t watched the series, the show depicts him as having no useful hearing in his right ear and as wearing a hearing aid in his left. Without his hearing aid, Clint’s hearing appears to be on the moderate-severe side. However, with the hearing aid, Clint seems to have essentially normal hearing in all environments. To me, this felt a lot like magical hearing aid/disability erasure, so I wanted to try and take a more realistic approach.
To help with this, I did some research as to what sounds are difficult to hear and enlisted the help of a mutual who has a hearing impairment. In my research, I found a site that listed out phonemes that are typically difficult for people with a mild hearing loss to hear and then an extended list for those with a moderate hearing loss. (I realize that this is fairly generic, and my mutual mentioned that he might actually hear high frequency better because of his exposure, but I figured this was a start. And as high frequency loss is more common than low, I could find more info on it.)
Armed with these two lists of difficult to hear phonemes, I decided to break Clint’s ability to hear dialogue into three different levels.
Level 1: In relatively quiet situations, I’m writing dialogue normally. Essentially assuming that with the hearing aid, he can hear fairly normally on the left side. In my mind, this would include at home, in the car, outside on the farm, etc. as long as there isn’t any nearby radio, TV, machinery, etc.
Level 2: In noisier situations, I replaced the difficult to hear phonemes for mild hearing loss with either a dash for the letters composing the sound or a slant rhyme that incorporates easier to hear sounds. (For those who don’t know, because truthfully I didn’t until my mutual explained, a slant rhyme is a near-rhyme. They are often used in poetry and songwriting.) Environments at this level would include restaurants, airports, airplanes, cars/home with a radio or tv, etc.
Level 3: In very noisy situations or without his hearing aid, I replaced the difficult to hear phonemes for moderate hearing loss with either a dash for the letters composing the sound or a slant rhyme that incorporates easier to hear sounds. Environments at this level would include very noisy restaurants (very busy or like a Texas Roadhouse with music). A very busy Chick-Fil-A is an example or an indoor pool at a hotel where everything echoes and sounds screechy, etc.
In the likelihood that someone is speaking from his right side, I plan to up the level by 1. So, Nate talking to him on the plane from his right side would be level 3 instead of level 2.
Here’s the list of phonemes I’m using. The ones below moderate are the ones not included as difficult to hear. Mostly long vowels.
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I hope that this makes sense and is, at least to some degree, a realistic depiction.
As always, thanks for reading!
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starsandhughes · 4 months
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You and wyatt driving around Dallas and singing in the car because you’ve had a rough day
*technically he lives in prosper (like a lot of the stars) but i'm not really putting in sights or streets but just know in my head it's prosper bc i lived near there and know the area. ALSO! he loves morgan wallen (said in the stars top artist video) so that's the vibes here sorry if you hate him*
you collapsed into Wyatt's arms on the couch in your apartment when you got home. you had the absolute worst day and all you needed was your boyfriend.
"what's wrong?" he asked you.
"i was late to work, i dropped my coffee before i even entered the daycare, a one year old threw up all over me so i had to wear my co workers extremely uncomfortable shirt for half the day, and one kid screamed for half an hour because someone had chick-fil-a and he didn't," you word vomited.
"i'm sorry, baby," Wyatt cooed. he kissed the top of your head and ran his fingers through your hair over and over. you melted into his touch, desperately wanting it to take away the stress of your day. "alright, get up, i know what you need."
"no," you whined, elongating the 'o.'
"yes," he playfully mocked you.
you got off of him and let him drag you down the stairs and out of your apartment building completely. he opened the passenger door to his truck and lifted you up by the waist to set you in the seat. he got into the driver's seat and got out his phone, carefully queuing songs.
the second "you proof" came on, you knew exactly what he was doing. Wyatt rolled the windows down and took off speeding down the street.
Wyatt grabbed your hand and laced your fingers together, looking over at you and smiling as you dramatically sang along to the words. the wind in your hair was cathartic, and Wyatt screaming along with you just added to the newfound joy.
"thank you," you said as the music faded at the end of the song. "i really needed this."
"i couldn't sit there and let my girl suffer, now could i?" Wyatt winked. "you're welcome."
"i love you," you smiled. Wyatt leaned over and kissed you quick before turning his attention back to the road, "i love you, too."
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