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Do British people refer to Jay-Z as "Jay-Zed"?

british people are unfamiliar with music or musicians

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It's not even late. I just need some good orders from places I'm willing to go.

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There seems to be this weird phenomenon of people getting orders with very large tips only to cancel them. Once I get to the restaurant. It's happened thrice so far. One time is chance, two times is coincidence, three times is yada yada.

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Am I getting a good grade in tumblr mutual?

#that scene in A Christmas Story where the teacher is forced to keep writing the pluses in A++ along the wall because his essay was that good

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I don't wear like scents in the traditional sense, but I do keep febreze in my car that I will Spritz on myself if I'm worried about smelling like fast food. Actually I think that's worse. I think that's just straight up worse.

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Call me a bucket full of pennies the way having sex with me is difficult and painful for others

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Everybody, apologize to me. Now. With tears.

Is Elsbeth Tasconi a columbo?

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So I was writing a small paper in Microsoft Word and the program suddenly crashed (I saved a couple minutes before, thank god) and I get this message in the corner of my screen two seconds afterward

what the fuck

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Window cat!

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I just got a delivery to deliver some plan b and I don't want to overstate anything but I think I'm a national hero.

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While I'm at it, I honestly kind of didn't like the way they wrote Emma. But if I was in charge I'd make a rule that was like, "When Emma isn't on screen all of the other characters should be asking "Where's Emma?""

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Apparently some people didn't like the way Captain America was written in the latest episode of X-Men 97 and I'm trying to come up with the nicest way to say that they only care about the X-Men in Marvel and if A non X-Men character is out of character. I don't really give a shit. But also like wow, a man is written slightly out of character to make a woman look good and all of a sudden now it's a problem? Misogyny much?

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How badly did they need to go up?

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youre an olympic level hater. i respect it.

they asked me to represent my country in the sport of hating i said no. i hate my country