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raven-at-the-writing-desk · 3 months

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Hmm I wonder if Crowley and the school staff, Riddle, Dence, Ruggie, Azul, Jamil, Epel, Rook, Idia, Malleus, Sliver and Sebek found out that some certain people skipped the school and went to the amusement park? Also how would they react?

I’d imagine they'd mostly have the pretty normal and expected initial reaction of being shocked that the others snuck out on a school night to a sketchy theme park and managed to come back from a human trafficking operation in one piece. To give a little more detail to each:

Riddle would collar Trey, Cater, and Ace, then lecture them for breaking various school rules, putting themselves in danger, disobeying his command to not sneak out and skip school, etc. He especially lays into the seniors for "not setting a proper example" for the Heartslabyul students.

Deuce awkwardly stands off to the side and watches as they get berated, occasionally nodding and going, "That's right!" in response to their dorm leader. (Ace gets annoyed and tells Deuce off, probably saying something like, "Don't act like YOU weren't interested in going earlier, dummy!")

Ruggie wails about how he would've enjoyed hanging out at a place that offers free everything. He makes jokes to cope with the situation, like poking fun at how the "straight-laced" Jack has a rebellious streak and how Leona's soooo responsible and selfless for chasing after his juniors. Ruggie also jokes about how he's glad his walking wallet "best" employer Leona-san made it back safely... and hey, he wouldn't have happened to have brought back a souvenir for his ever-so loyal hench-hyena, would he?

Azul tries to present as cool and uncaring to the twins; he tells them that if they fucked up and lost their autonomy because of their poor decisions and giving into their curiosity... well, that's their bad and they deserve the consequences of their actions. Jade and Floyd pal around with him, draping themselves over his shoulders and teasing him about how "It's okaaay, just admit that you missed us, admit that you were worried!" Deep down, Azul really was (but he'll never say that out loud and let the twins have an upper hand over him).

Jamil has a fucking heart attack knowing just how close he was to a dead and/or missing Kalim. Not because he cares or anything, but because his own ass would be grass if anything happened to Kalim. Jamil looks him over like five times to make sure not a hair on his head is harmed (all while Kalim is laughing, reassuring Jamil that he's fine, and telling him stories about all the fun times he had at Playful Land). When Kalim starts to suggest inviting Fellow and Gidel to their next banquet, Jamil silences him with a firm, "ABSOLUTELY NOT!!"

Rook waxes poetic about how he's so relieved that their beautiful Vil has returned to them. He'll faithfully fetch Vil whatever he needs to rest and recover from such a heart-pounding adventure!

Epel grumbles about how he wishes he could have gone too ("'N shown those puppets what fer!!"), only to get bonked and told off by his dorm leader. (Ace will tell him stories later, which makes Epel super envious.)

Idia tells Ortho that "touching grass" does them no good, it only brings misery and suffering like what he went through at Playful Land! The worry dies down and is replaced with keen interest the more Ortho tells him about the island's operations. They have a jammer that prevented Ortho's normal functions from working? Idia takes it as a personal challenge--who do they think they are, trying to trump this genius inventor? He'll show them what he's made of by powering up his little brother!

Sebek loudly insists they need to go and dismantle the shadowy organization responsible for attempting something so foolish as to entrap and sell THE Lilia Vanrouge off! Who do they think they are?! Man's absolutely appalled and enraged but also choking back tears at what he perceives is Lilia's nobility, so willing to throw himself into the heat of battle to save others!! Sebek tells Ace he should be "grateful" that Lilia saw it fit to save "such a pathetic lot of humans" from absolute destruction.

Silver frets over his father, but he's ultimately proud of him for acting the role of a reliable senpai and looking out for his underclassmen. (This is the reason he assumes for Lilia going to the shady park.) And, of course, he's glad to have his father back home with him. He insists on looking after him the day of his return, saying that Lilia has gone through a lot lately--and as the triumphant hero, he deserves to relax!

Malleus isn't worried about Lilia (he knows that Lilia can handle himself just fine) so much as he's disappointed that he wasn't invited to go along. He's curious about all that Lilia experienced in Playful Land and listens to his tales with wide eyes. Malleus is not really paying attention to the dangers present (after all, he is confident he could blow it all away if it dares to encroach on his autonomy). Lilia laughs and says they should take a trip to another amusement park sometime.

The staff would be collectively sad that their students would act out like they have. This is especially true of Trein, who is more disappointed than mad. He chastises the boys in a way that makes you feel bad for making like... a grandfather upset. He wonders if he has somehow mentored his students incorrectly or instilled the wrong values in them.

Crewel expresses his disappointment in a different way. He's harsher with his students: "Since you bad boys thought it fit to skip Crewel-sama's lecture, you must have already mastered the materials. Pencils out for a pop quiz!" That's his tough love out on full display, stemming from the desire to ensure that his students can survive on their own out there in the cruel wide world.

Vargas tries to not linger on the negative feelings for too long. He'll encourage the boys to get back on their feet and moving. Movement means more blood circulation, and less of a reminder of the stiff puppets the kids almost turned out to be. Vargas never vocalizes his intentions for fear that him having a negative outlook might influence his students. So instead, he wears a grin and belts out a hearty laugh to keep their spirits high.

Sam will listen to his customers' woes, just as any good shopkeep would! There's a lot of useful information to pick apart from the people who drift in. A strange business like Playful Land? It piques Sam's interest in the mysterious and the unknown--he's delighted with such fantastical tales, and invites his customers to tell more. Sam's always here to lend an ear! And hey, if you get thirsty from all the gabbing, why not buy a drink from the Mystery Shop since you're already there? :)

Crowley wipes his brow and sighs in relief... What could have been a massive PR nightmare was just narrowly avoided!! (He still crows at the students that snuck off though, since he's suuuuuch a caring instructor that deeply cares about their education!!)

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sh1-n0bu · 1 year

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HEYYY NOBU!!

Can I request Vampire!Reader x Scaramouche? Can be sfw or nsfw! I love the way u write for Scaramouche 🫶🫶

✿ 𝙞 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙗𝙞𝙩𝙚 ♡︎

characters: scaramouche x nb!vampire!reader

warnings: biting, blood, modern au!!, suggestive but nothing too explicit, scara being a masochist, also he has wet dreams and dirty thoughts so scaranation we winning

notes: oooooohhhh vampire reader( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) awooga

to think that i used to listen to chris’ “i want your bite” when i was 8 or smt. maybe that’s why i have biting kink sm

scaramouche, the famous, pretty boy from sci-com class, who ALSO happen to be your roommate is a pain in the ass for short. always nagging you to make him coffees, food, snacks. always stealing your much more larger clothes to wear them. yep a pain in the ass.

but one thing that’s even more annoying than you two’s constant bickering, tussles and fights is how nosy he gets. especially when you’re suffering from not having been eating for some time.

whenever he just gets all up in your personal bubble, showing his nose up your business, jabbing a finger to your chest, you just want to throw him down on the floor, tear off his shirt and forcibly take your fill.

gods those days are the hardest. especially when the short male just keeps taunting you while having that damned fucking smug smirk on his pretty, porcelain face.

the amount of times you’ve imagined of the smug little guy turning into a defenseless, hopeless, whining mess with flushed cheeks and blabbering nonsense is uncanny. if anyone were to ever find out of these fantasies playing in your head, they would think you’re some kind of a pervert or just obsessed with him. which they kind of aren’t wrong but you got dignity to keep.

however scaramouche also had his fair share of troubles and fantasies like you.

every human are born with fanged teeth, the short guy knows that but he just can’t help but notice that yours seem much more sharper.

whenever he thinks you’re not looking, his dark indigo eyes would travel to your lips. patiently waiting, watching, staring at the sharp canines to poke through when you would open your mouth.

maybe that’s why scaramouche enjoys picking fights with you so much. so he can cover up his hopeless stare with a glare, eyes locked on your mouth, fangs bared.

and it’s because of that reason, scaramouche had found out he has another kink. biting kink. more specifically, being bitten by your sharp canines.

during class, in the morning, waiting for the washing machine to finish drying up his washed clothes, he’s constantly daydreaming about you.

of you getting so fed up with him one day during your daily fights that you would just snap and force him down. pinning his hands and neck down on the floor with your much more bigger, rougher hands before biting down harshly on the sensitive juncture between his neck and shoulder.

breaking the pale, smooth skin, causing it to bleed and for him to claw at your back, making him whine and sob with a mixture of pain and pleasure. biting down so hard until the skin breaks and blood trickles from his neck while you lick them clean, making him arch his back with a filthy, slurred moan of your name.

his face would flush an embarrassing shade of hue, jaw clenched tightly, legs starting to rub together as his daydream get carried off, turning into something more explicit and sinful.

and that is when his small fantasies would get ruined, by the teacher calling his name, the loud constant deeps of his alarm or by the annoying fucking tune that plays whenever the washing machine ends.

fuck, he wanted your bite.

perhaps that desperation is what led to him being more pushy when he entered your shared dorm room today.

throwing his bag towards you with false anger, hissing out cusses after another, dragging up an old mistake and jabbing it at you. twisting your words of defence, using it against you with hopes of you just finally fucking breaking and just pin him down and forcefully break him in half.

and his hopes get fulfilled.

your [c] eyes getting dark and cloudy as if in a haze, your rough hand grabbing at his throat before throwing his tiny body down on the bed with some noise akin to a growl escaping between your clenched jaw. pinning him down on the soft mattress, glaring down at his dark indigo eyes with pure anger.

fuck, you were so hot, scaramouche couldn’t help but let out a low whimper like a pathetic little mess. small hands and slender fingers coming up to wrap around your hand that’s choking him with a faux anxiety. heart thrumming wildly in his ribcage.

“you better not struggle for your own good, you little shit. i decided to put up with your ass for far too long and i think it’s about time you get put in your place” he let out a high pitched noise, similar to a squeak, at your words.

finally. finally his daydreams get to come true! fuck, you made him wait for so long!

the purple head’s fantasies always highlighted this scene. him always wondering how it would feel, how your breaths would make him shudder, how your fangs would pierce his skin but none of his dirty thoughts held a candle to the moment.

a soft moan tumbling out of his mouth when you licked a long stripe on his neck, the soft pants of excitement and fear turning into a mewl of pleasure when you bit down.

sharp canines piercing his pale skin, pushing in more before breaking the skin, digging deep into the flesh. causing scaramouche to arch his back up into your body, seemingly begging you to bite more more more!

a sinful mewl and sobs of pleasure coming out of his mouth. tiny body shaking and twitching from the mixture of pain and pleasure, hot tears starting to gather in his eyes before slipping out. smudging his perfect red eyeliner but scaramouche didn’t care.

it just felt so good and he wanted more♡︎.

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klausysworld · 1 year

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can you write some headcanons on klaus being dominant in the relationship

Dominant Klaus Head Cannons:

Klaus is naturally dominant, he’s controlling and confident with what he does, when he does it.

In relationships he shows his dominance through proving he keeps you safe and secure.

He appreciates you willingness when it comes to submission, sexual and not. In basically all situations he has the control and he had you where he wants you.

Klaus keeps a hand on you at all times, often the small of your back or sometimes your hand if he feels he should keep a better hold on you. He especially enjoys when he finds you clinging onto his jacket or his sleeve, he’ll wrap his arm around you tightly keeping you pressed against him.

He makes sure you’re happy and well taken care of.

Often he’ll personally make your food, he can’t risk it being cooked wrong, heaven forbid you get sick he could never watch you suffer, besides he was better than some silly human, he is to care for you, not them.

Often he will even dress you himself, picking your outfit and helping you put it on. He enjoys the way you blush as he ties your shoelaces and places a soft kiss to your knee.

He often will feel the need to help you wash aswell, sponge or loofa in hand as he gently scrubs your body, hands lathering your hair in the best shampoo and conditioner going. He engulfs you with a warm fluffy towel thats been waiting patiently on the radiator and carries you over to the dresser.

Brushing gently through your hair, spritzing it with detangling spray as he applies a rich mousse to keep your hair healthy and soft.

His dominance also shines through when he’s jealous too.

He’ll have a tight grip on you, often keeping you firmly against his chest or in his lap if you’re sat. Eyes dark as he watched any other living thing have their eyes on you for a second too long.

Of course he understood how they could lust over you, he himself does so constantly but seeing another person looking at what was his as though they stood a chance?

He had to keep you nice and close, get his scent on you one way or another. Often one of his necklaces would be around your neck “i know diamonds are worth more but this holds sentimental value, will you wear it for me my heart?”

Little love bites are awarded to your neck making sure you know and everyone else knows who you belong to.

Not that you really need reminding.

He’s often making sure you know your place, he can’t have you straying away can he?

Often he has you held beneath him, hand round your delicate throat while the entire bed rocks, demanding you keep your legs still and spread for him. He makes sure you know how to behave for him, ask before doing things and most importantly learn to beg for him.

He very much appreciates when you’re all dressed up for him spreading you thighs and whimpering your please for him to touch you, telling him how much you want to make him happy, how good he makes you feel.

Often you’re on your hands and knees or simply with your ass raised for your love to have you. His wolf craves this position, the idea of ‘mounting’ you howling through his mind. You’ve made sure you’re never too quiet, he loves your sounds and has taught you not to shy away from how you feel.

He’s even managed to get you seeking him out, tugging at his shirt while he’s mid conversation “what is it my love?” He asked softly blocking you from anyone else’s view “i need” you would whisper almost too quiet for him to hear but he always did. His eyes storming over as he nodded and pulled you closer “of course, you hang on two seconds, I’ll wrap this up” and he does, he wouldn’t dare leave you unsatisfied.

War would be put on hold to care for your needs.

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morallyinept · 8 months

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D! Oh gosh! It's great to see you back here, buddy. You were missed last week by everyone. Frankie told me you were in rehab, how are you doing? You look great!

What? Oh, Frankie stood in for you. Yeah. He was amazing! Everyone loved him and… why are you looking at me like that?

No, they don't love Frankie more than you. Don't be ridiculous. Pffft. Of course they don't. Well, maybe a little.

Aww Dieter. Don't cry.

I'm not replacing you! Look, Self Care With Dieter & Jett is exactly that: with DIETER & Jett.

Don't worry bud, you're completely irreplaceable. C'mere. Gimme a smooch. Missed you.

There, all better? Good.

This week, now that Dieter is fresh out of his stint in rehab, we're going to look at ways you can continue your self-care journey into feeling good by addressing negative thoughts and behaviour patterns.

You ready to help our lovely friends and mutuals feel good, D?

Well, at least you're back to your old self again. Which, I suppose, is a positive…

Enjoy this week's self care with Dieter & Jett!

"You can't stop the waves, but you can learn how to surf." - John Kabat-Zin

Hands up, who has ever felt or experienced some kind of negative thinking?

What are some thoughts you've had about yourself recently, have they been mostly positive or negative?

Everyone experiences negative thinking from time to time. However, for some, especially those who have low self-esteem and/or struggle with depression, overcoming negative thinking can be a massive and difficult mountain to peak, and one that seems to surface regularly.

How are you feeling today, D?

Back to your old self, I see…

Fortunately, there are more effective methods you can use to help you move past negative thoughts to a more positive mindset, instead of seven whiskey chasers...

☝🏻And remember, it doesn't make you weak or that there is something wrong with you if you have, or have experienced negative thoughts. We're all human, bub. We all experience them.

Forgiving and nurturing yourself has so many benefits. Strong self-compassion can even set the stage for better health, relationships, and general well-being. Self-compassionate people recognize when they are suffering and are kind to themselves at these times, thereby lowering their own levels of related anxiety and depression.

So, Dieter. How can we show ourselves some self-compassion?

Ooh-kay… maybe, I'll do this part.

What you let into your mind in your everyday life can have an impact on your thoughts. Identify the top sources of negativity in your life.

This could be anything from a messy space, to a difficult relationship.

Once identified, find a way to replace them with sources of positivity. Below are some ways in which can help you flush out that negativity when it starts to creep in.

Shake that ass. Watch yourself.

I've said it before, and I'll continue to tell you, to move ya poppin' booty. The mind and body connection is a real thing, you know.

When you care for your body, you think and feel better too. Physical self-care includes how you're fueling your body, how much sleep you're getting, how much physical activity you re doing, and how well you're caring for your physical well-being. Here are some questions you can ask yourself to assess your physical health:

Am I getting adequate sleep?

Is my diet fueling my body well?

Am I taking charge of my health?

Am I getting enough exercise?

Exercising on a regular basis can have a profound positive impact on both your physical and mental health. Some benefits that exercise brings is that it can help relieve inner tension and worries. It can occupy your mind and also releases feel good hormones.

So get dancing, or whatever that is, apparently...

You don’t have to plan an extensive and costly trip to the gym to see results either. Even a simple walk around the block can help. Or a dance, whatever.

Go on wit' your badself, D.

Talk It Out.

It's important to have healthy coping skills to deal with uncomfortable emotions like anger, anxiety, and sadness. Emotional self-care is a process in which we bring our awareness to our emotions and take the steps necessary in order to honor and care for these emotions. Here are some activities that can be helpful for emotional self-care.

Talk to someone you can trust - a friend, a relative, an unhinged actor with a penchant for KitKats perhaps?

Journal your feelings - keep a journal, a dream diary, carry a notebook with you, or simply blog online. Get them feelings all out, no matter the medium in which you choose to express them.

Feel your feelings without judgement. Acknowledge that it's perfectly okay not to always feel your best self. You can't always be "on".

Meditation - spend a few minutes a day deep breathing and centering yourself.

Set boundaries - make time for yourself and stick to it.

Take a break - close your laptop, put your phone down. Even for half an hour. You'll be amazed how good you'll feel afterwards.

Find a Way to Serve.

One way to deal with negative thoughts is to focus on helping someone else.

By helping someone else, you give yourself an opportunity to bring positivity into your life. Whether it be helping someone move or merely listening to a friend, helping someone else is a great way to help yourself.

Consider volunteering, spend time with loved ones.

Care for a pet. Animals have such a positive influence on our emotional well-being too.

Oh, for the love of...

D! Careful, he bites! 😨

Find a Way to Be Grateful

When you are struggling with negativity, it can be easy to forget all the positive things in your life.

Try looking through your life and surroundings and find things that you are grateful for.

The fact you get to share the same planet with Dieter is pretty amazing already, right?

Yeah, you're pretty amazing, bud.

Write down all the things you're grateful for and put them in a jar. When you're feeling down, pull them out and read them to remind yourself of the great positive things you have in your life and all that you've achieved so far.

Nurture the spirit within.

Nurturing your spirit doesn’t have to involve religion, though for some it does. And that's cool. It can involve anything that helps you develop a deeper sense of meaning, understanding or connection with the universe. Here are a few examples:

Meditation

Yoga

Going to a place of worship

Being in nature

Self-reflection

Be kind to yourself.

Did you know that humans have about 6,200 thoughts in a single day?

Well, some of us do anyway...

Don’t you think our self-talk will affect how we think and feel about ourselves? The language you use to describe and refer to yourself can also alter your mentality.

Allowing yourself to receive kind words from yourself will boost that positivity and shrink the negative thoughts.

It’s also important to stimulate your mind with mental activities. Here are some mental activities to try:

Practice self-compassion and acceptance

Choose positive thoughts more often

Choose kindness

Channel your mantras

Do a puzzle to keep your brain stimulated

Learn something new to challenge yourself

To rid yourself of negative thoughts, try spending 15 minutes a day writing down your thought process. Doing this can help you identify how your thoughts are becoming distorted.

Far too often, we don’t want to slow down because there is so much to do. Ironically, by taking time for ourselves, we gain the strength and positive energy to drive forward in a higher gear.

Sometimes, taking a step back is all we need to feel inner balance, happiness, and peace of mind.

☝🏻You deserve to feel good and you are worthy of quality time for yourself and with others.

Remember, you are stronger than you think you are.

So, D. I hope you're feeling much more positive. How are you feeling?

Excellent!

Now, I think it's time we uh, ride that high for a little while longer, if you catch my drift? 😏

Really? Jesus Christ, I said I want to ride you, D. 🙄 Nevermind…

I hope Dieter and I have made you feel a little more positive today and put a smile on your face. Even if it was a little one.

Check out this list of self-compassion mindful meditation exercises you can do too. And they're free! It's Dieter's gift to you. 🖤

YOU. ARE. STRONGER. THAN. YOU. THINK. 🖤

Do you. Then do Dieter.

More Dieter & Jett here

🖤

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ℹ️ Dieter and I always strive to bring you unbiased, fact-checked advice. We're not licensed therapists, so we do a lot of research to ensure we can provide helpful and informative posts. Well, I do. Dieter mostly sits around eating KitKats.

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leomonae · 7 months

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Soooo it turns out that if you're playing a do-gooding, self-sacrificing bleeding heart type who's basically contractually obligated by their religion to take on suffering in place of others doing so and also gives a fuck about what happens to the githyanki as a society...

(Massive spoilers ahoy!)

... you kind of inevitably wind up an illithid? Which, okay, fine, cool cool cool, as a healer this is pretty much the only time I've been at all effective in combat except when we're frying undead so that part is pretty awesome and apparently Ilmater is totally cool with all this since I still have my cleric powers, except now my prettyboy vampire boyfriend refuses to kiss me anymore, on the grounds that it won't work with my new mouth :(

The thing is, though, I've been mulling this over for the past fucking day I've been unable to just finish the damn game because of this slow-ass patching process courtesy of GOG, and I think I actually kind of adore this outcome? No, really, I could see this being great for Tav and Astarion's relationship, once he's had enough time to get over the whole... eldritch horror aspect of it all!

Benefit one: Tav's lifespan just became a total non-issue for them! Sure, I don't know and wasn't finding much regarding illithid lifespans, but my Tav was a human before; pretty much anything would be an improvement on that, next to how long a powerful elven vampire could expect to live. And honestly, illithid lifespan isn't even that important in that regard, because they have other options Tav could now actually take. There's no way she'd have ever agreed to becoming a vampire before, but now that the "I prey upon mortals to survive" line has already been crossed? The details of how she's going to handle things ethically hammered out? Why not go full-on vampiric illithid at this point, if that extends their time together? Hells, she could jump straight to illithilich if she wanted!

Benefit two: illithid are sexless. Sexless, but - crucially - with the potential to still be sex-positive, if we take that little interlude with the Emperor which broke my brain so badly the other week at face value. The most obvious implication of the narration was that what the mind flayer gets out of the whole experience is what their partner is putting in: that it's due to their psionic link, or whatever. Sure, there are still questions as to what part the tadpole played in facilitating said connection, but it's not like there aren't any other sources of mind reading or mental sharing that exist in the setting; my Tav is already running around with Detect Thoughts up constantly, I'm sure she can pick up some alternative just fine. The point is, Astarion and all his trauma just got himself a partner who not only wants him to genuinely enjoy having sex with them, but is quite likely literally physically incapable of deriving any carnal pleasure from the experience if he isn't.

Benefit three: illithid are naturally selfish and egotistical and risk-averse enough that my Tav probably just picked up a modicum of concern for her own survival, which I expect will be a massive weight off Astarion's mind after the past few weeks/months of watching her throw herself at wherever the most dangerous enemy on the field happens to be

Benefit four: illithid enjoy sunlight only marginally more than vampires do, which admittedly means that Tav is gonna have to buy a new mace soon, but also means the two of them now prefer complementary habitats and daily schedules

Benefit five: their diets are complementary too! They can split a bandit to avoid food waste!

[edit: benefit six: three times the upper limbs mean three times as many/thrice as good hugs for astarion]

In conclusion spawn Astarion + illithid Tav is clearly the happiest ending of them all, thank you for coming to my TED Talk

(also the going out in public part is pretty much a non-issue too, I tested out one of those cheap mundane disguise kits you can pick up and it worked perfectly fine even if the human female variant I used to be was not skinny and middle-aged with an afro, so I'm sure between Gale Shadowheart and Omeluum we can figure out a way of making me look like myself again in no time)

#baldur's gate 3 #astarion #not wholly serious #but it does present some fun and interesting possibilities i must admit #illithid tav

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originemesis · 6 days

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@abyssalthreads xxx

There was an eerie silence before Yavaltol's stare hardened "Asking such a request like that? You do realize there are others involved? Not to mention, good luck getting near Hades. Especially since what you do is far more sloppy and careless!" Yaval was done with his nonsense, he continued on. "And if you would have cared enough to pick up on the news, Imps have been killing innocent humans of the earth! Because of this EVERYTHING is thrown off the rocker! Which also means it affects you too."

Yaval pips up again before Adam can argue, his voice dipping, and dripping with venom. "OH, and for the record? I pick and choose human sinners of earth carefully, take them out and bring them to a part of hell where they are dealt with properly, and never walk among other sinners within the pride ring. EVER. Do you think you are doing justice? You're pathetic, and you are a fool to think I'll bend over backwards because you're heaven's golden boy who can't get their fix of killing 'random' sinners!"

Well, he didn't expect it to be an easy business transaction. Not that there was really anything transactional about their work aside from how far to one side the set of scales between heaven and hell tipped. And though there had been a time he would have enjoyed watching the higher council clutching their pearly gate as it flipped over sideways and sank through the clouds to warmer (much warmer) climates, the game some select few of them were all playing was far too high-stakes to fold now. One great, convoluted mess no single seraphim could straighten out, and certainly not with him smearing the stains of the affair further than they need reach with the hem of his robe serving as a glorified dirty mop spreading more filth than it was capable of absorbing.

"It's less of an ask. Think of it as an opportunity to show you're a team player, and not just some edgelord with a duck's entire ass for a haircut." With a shrug and an idle twirl of a wrist, the man tuts at the assessment he never asked for, but got anyway. Because leave it to heaven-born to think ruthlessness was mercy upon themselves. He'd been up in the clouds long enough to think that way now too.

Right then. Lifting his head and his gaze with it, his attention drifts as the calm before a storm did from his nail inspection to the seated angel seething before him. "OK, Karen- cool your tits. Do you even hear yourself right now?" Heaven's golden boy? That was a new one. Maybe it was the name of their mascot, an unbidden role he filled with the simple self-smothering costume and monster-energy for blood. "Getting yourself all worked up over your glorified mercenary gig like it even matters in the end where a handful more souls go." Kind of like none of it had mattered when he'd first arrived with a storm of seraphim eyes trained on him with the same wondering sentiment of 'why'?

"You must have really pounded that divine Kool Aid to think what you're doing isn't what's pathetic here." One more twirl of a limp wrist ends with the snap of his fingers, and just like that- a rip in the divine dimension bubbled overhead. The portal stretches like a spilled liquid until it all but covers the majority of the office's high ceiling with its softly throbbing circumference. Each shudder of its gelatinous globe boasts a new image- first settling on a close-up view of the Sistine chapel's ceiling where the touch of creation lay dormant in paint. Another throb summons the brief wriggle of maggots erupting from an apple, and afterwards- an inside view of the garden's gate as it swings open only to slam shut in the outside image of the pearly gates.

"One little mistake should be all it takes, riiiight? Why pretend like the flavor of the suffering matters? It's all black and white at the end of the day, and you're color blind and convinced there's shades. Hilarious." Not that his presence in heaven exactly helped with that brow-beaten reality, but having come from being cast out of the paradise prototype, he feels compelled to yap now that heaven seemed to care about the details of soul sorting when it was more convenient for their image while he rolled around in the hell pits executing the root of their invasive problem...the problem they'd invited in.

"It's a dirty job, but somebody's got to do it~" He sighs with a final snap to send the projector images away (although not without the flash of a rather questionable zoom in featuring the impressive size of a passing winner's tits). A knowing smile spreads like an unfurled serpent in the sun as he sizes up the remaining poof of his company's ire. "So go ahead. Suggest your special treatment of shitty souls is anything but posturing at this point when all you're really doing is keeping them off the front lines of the exterminations, and I'll drop a pool on you next time." An Olympic sized amount of water dumped through a ceiling portal, that was.

#//could definitely drop a whole pool's worth of water through those portals #//the ribs are a lie #//average portal player #abyssalthreads #long post #suggestive cw #verse ; // the crusades

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One time I got very silly with it and made whole Mystreet X Mandela Catalogue AU because it's virtually impossible for me to be into two fandoms at the same time without making a crossover AU at some point. It's actually been a second since I've paid attention to Mandela Catalogue and I def have to catch up on the new uploads but whateves I'm thinking about this AU rn anyways.

The AU is just pretty much the real Dante dying at like 4 years old in an accident and then getting replaced by an alternate. Gene is the only one in his family that remembers the real Dante dying because their mom Maria lowkey went through so much trauma by Alt! Dante that she can no longer remember that her youngest son is dead whoopsies 😙 But anyways, Gene doesn't say anything about it because he was also a child at the time and truly didn't understand what happened. Other than that, I lowkey made the AU a bit more silly as Gene just chills with his eldritch abomination of a younger brother like it's just a normal ass occurrence 💀 Their usual dynamic is literally just this:

Gene: Dammit, why isn't Zenix texting me back?

Dante: Beat him up within an inch of his life. Let him face true fear and suffering so he knows not to mess with you any longer ʘ‿ʘ

Gene: I can't do that, dude! He still owes me twenty bucks.

Lowkey the roles are slightly reversed but it's more notable when they're adults. At that point, Gene is definitely the one that has to prevent Dante from committing crimes on the daily. But trying to prevent your eldritch horror brother from wiping out humanity can be pretty grueling work at times. Dante has a soft spot for Gene (obviously) so Gene is pretty much the only one safe from Dante's silly (and HIGHLY deadly) alternate behavior <3 Alternate Overlord Gabriel does not like this though and tries to force Dante to get rid of Gene too. But Dante pretty much begs Gabriel to let him keep Gene, pretty much treating Gene like he's a stray dog or something. And eventually Gabriel gives in not because he actually wants to or anything but because he's tired of Dante's shit and just wants Dante to stop talking to him already 💀

Also Dante very clearly does not act like a normal human but Gene will always act as if Dante isn't doing the weirdest shit of all time. Not because Gene is genuinely oblivious to Dante's alternate nature but because he thinks it's funny to just pretend Dante isn't doing weird crap and enjoys watching people flip out over it. Gene even does this shit with Zenix and Sasha and it pisses the two of them off so much, especially Zenix who is secretly very creeped out but will deny that to anyone who asks. Dante and Gene just get really goofy with it in this AU despite the fact that it's based on the Mandela Catalogue because dammit I need to have some silliness with this brother duo. It can't always be angsty as shit even if angst is my favorite thing to write about lol.

#mcd #minecraft diaries #mystreet #aphmau #aphverse #mcd dante #mcd gene #mystreet dante #mystreet gene #mcd au #mystreet au #will i ever post about something other than dante and/or gene?#probably never lol #dante is just pure perfection to me #the blue block man lives in my head rent free but that's okay cuz i refuse to evict him <3 #but then i just have a strange love/hate relationship with gene #i want to punch him in the face and balls but i simultaneously wish to give him a warm blanket and a nice cup of hot coco #gene makes me feel very inconsistent in regards to him but i think i also appreciate that about him #i hope people read my tags i put a lot of effort into the silliness of them

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Sometimes I'm genuenly suprised by just how many people actually like Ei (character wise)

I do admit her concept was interesting; in the way she delt with grief by isolating herself rather than facing the pain of loss directly and emposing disfunctioning stasys in her country, by isolating it from the rest of the world and ripping people's ambitions away to nullify the possibility of someone changing the status quo. Yet all that caused a civil war and many more people going trough pretty much the same trauma by loosing their loved ones on the battlefield.

It was a great setup! It could've led to so much potential angst and story beats revolving around how different people deal with loss in different ways. Just contrasting her with the two other archons we known before her; Venti is probably still held down by the pain of the past seing as he above all else he wants to preserve the face of his dearest friend by having taken on his form, the first one who tought him songs and helped Mondstadt achieve freedom for the first time, but sadly passed away before even being able to enjoy his victory. But seeing how well his city is bloosoming now and is at peace, it makes all the sacrifices he's made worth it. Zhongli accepted that times change, people enter and leave our lives either tragically or quietly, mortals and gods alike will be a thing of the past one day, that's just the inevitable a part of life, but that's okay. He can enjoy life as it is now and continue to move on, watch his nation become independent and grow up without him needing to hold its hand trough it all. Now turn to Ei who who let her past consume her, all the grief and pain was too much for her to deal with it head on, so she hid away. Forgetting that she has a nation to run and people to keep in check. Putting a me hanicak replica of herself in charge and giving herself a false idea that if things just stay the way they are now, she won't suffer anymore. Exept that's not how the world works, forcing stasys onto a always quickly mentally and culturaly evolving species such as humans is impossible. She chose a coping mechanism that is not healthy, you can't keep pretending your problems don't exist, you can't keep yourself looked in a room forever and ignore the world around you. Especially if you're supoused to be ruling a nation. YoU CANNOT JUST IMAGINE YOU'RE ON A BEACH NEAR THE OCEAN MA'M. YOU'RE THE RULER OF THIS KINGDOM, YOU HAVE TO ACT-

And that's what the archon quest should've been about if anything else! Making Ei see the error of her ways, making her face consequences for her inaction and getting her some Profesional therapist to help her find a healthier coping mechanism. I mean, that's kinda what happened...sorta.. no not really. It was so half assed it doesn't count.

I was also absolutely down for an archon as an antagonist since we just came out from two nations where it's archons walked among mortals of their own nation not really seeing themselves as above humanity and were all buddy buddy with us. So a change of pace in inazuma where the archon wants us dead because we bring change with us, was an amazing idea!

A thing....I've noticed when the first part of inazuma was released, just how the internet took to their seats after seeing the emposing threat the electro archon was, and made her into this "uwU misunderstood and acwually shweet mommy, pweas step on me Owo" and babified her constantly with cat-ears and hearts edits, turning her into a crybaby and so on and so forth. I would bring out the whole boobasword ordeal too, but since i unironically call her Musuno Hitotachi the "boobasword" i'll keep quiet about that one.

Looking at this from the future now, it just seems that that part of the community actually got their wish granted by a Genie, because as it turns out!!!! She was just a grieving sad bbgurl that was almost immiedtaly forgiven for causing her nation to slowly fall apart from the inside and hundereds if not thousands of soldiers and resistance fighters die in a civil war caused by her own actions and innaction!!!! She also likes to eat sweets, drink dango melk and doesn't know what a camera is!!!!😝😝😜🤪🤪🤪 pure mommy material with those biiiiiig bazoonkas lemmetell ya!!!!!😍😍😍😍😍

I'm not implying the internet is to blame for the butchering of the inazuma archon quest, since hoyo doesn't really listen to what the fans want in the game (just look at the artifact syste and weapon banner and the fact that we STILL after TWO YEARS dont have a cannon adventure trio interaction-) but as a more general side note not nescesarly related to genshin, people really don't seem to know the impact internet discourse has over how a piece of media turns out nowadays.

As a playable character she's a solid unit (I would know I main her 150k dmg go brrrr) and her avatar picture has the biggest aeastethic appeal to me for some reason but as a character character she's...eh.

#genshin impact #i hope ai didnt just shove my head into a hornets nest by saying this #but just for clearece of you dissagree and love her character for whatever is your reason #its absolutely valid #maybe im living under a rock and just dont get her character as is #please dont crucify me until i get eula mk?#raiden shogun #genshin ei #genshin venti #venti #genshin zhongli #zhongli #silly brainworms

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78 Great Things in Ghosts of Illyria (Part 1)

Star Trek Strange New Worlds season one episode three... such great writing and character moments for the entire cast I had to split the post into two ---- > Part Two

TIL ion storms extend into outer space and are not just concentrated in the atmosphere of the planet

OH MY GOD THE LEATHER JACKETS ARE SO COOL they are so cool they are so cool

Idk why, but I really enjoy the beam up triangle formation everyone stands in

The way everyone pauses as the lights flicker during the auxilliary power transfer and then continue about their business

"I am a genius. Move quickly."

Spock losing himself in the Illyrian journals not realizing the ion storm is upon them

Spock's fancy little bag that's the exact right shape for the Illyrian archive tubes

The frustration and disappointment of Chief Kyle and Number One as they realize they won't be able to get Spock and Pike off the surface

Number One pep talk for the bridge crew so they don't freak out over the captain and science officer being stuck on the planet

Number One in command mode - I just want more of this, I love seeing her in action

"Whatever tweaks your freak, pal." The whole exchange between Ortegas and Ensign Lance is gold 😂😂😂

Ortegas' danger meter goes from whatever tweaks your freak to calling for security on deck 14 (to be fair, Lance head-butted the wall panel)

Oh no. I think I might--oh no.

Please ignore me, I think my sexuality is now Number One ripping open her uniform shirt 😱

"I'm okay." <-- this is the first time she has ever not been cool and composed. Whatever just happened has shaken her up

Skeptical!M'Benga

In the future there are devices that can draw blood from your upper arm through your clothes

Engineering troubleshooting! Including a nice explanation for the way the biofilters work

Inquisitive Number One and Grumpy Hemmer is always a win

"I can sense that expression you know."

Ugh, level 5 diagnostics are the worst, you're so right, Hemmer

Number One is worried at this point and Uhura is very perceptive and definitely notices after they make brief contact with Pike

La'An calling Number One Chief - I want to know the back story on that

"I never think of you as a child."

And La'An is related to Khan - that Khan

"Is this the only light you have?" 😂😂😂 Like it's a bar and she doesn't like the beer on tap

La'An is not moving or awake at all from this point up until almost the end of the episode which means they sedated her early which means she was a pain in the ass to get to sickbay 😂

It is so sexy to see someone in power ask a doctor for advice and then…. take. the. goddamn. doctor's. advice. That is all.

Hemmer just snaps his fingers and they all go to their little lockdown work areas - beautiful

"You are deliberately mixing my metaphor in order to indulge your anxiety."

The plasma Illyrians remind me of the space ghosts from Titan AE and I am not mad about it

Lower deck quarters! I see three bunks but there would possibly be room for a fourth depending on how the room is shaped. I like the fancy bunks.

Number One hopping on to the biobed next to Uhura and casually asking her if she's doing anything right now 😂😂😂

Spock reminding Pike he's not human and also suggesting they weight probability in their favor

Uhura trying not to freak out that the first officer is lying in her bed

Number One figuring out how the virus is spreading

M'Benga's awe and frustration with the revelation that the virus travels on the electromagnetic spectrum

Nurse Chapel looking out for her patients when Number One suggests doing a shipwide blackout to go along with the lockdown

Oh man, watching all of the lights go out on the ship from the exterior is SO COOL

To be continued!

#st:snw #star trek strange new worlds #ghosts of illyria #snw spoilers #i was so dumb when this episode aired #i thought all of her illyrian 'powers' were effects of the virus #ignore me #snw great things

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hiiiii i wanna hear about your the thing au :) is coco jumbo the dog /j

MAULING YOU . CHEWING. GGhHHGRGGHRGHGHHDGHERRGHRGW

THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU TH

OK OK so alot. to say. because I'm still struggling with characters i'm only talking about the select few I've assigned properly because what i do have fits well i think

Also this contains alot of spoilers for the thing i think. fyi. watch out. minor stuff most of it's just vaguely implied but it's talk about the movie so hey

also no, unfortunately coco jumbo is not the alaskan malamute

AS FOR THE AU! I'm not thinking of changing or rewriting much, it'd be a little difficult in the first place because alot of the movie is left intentionally vague and alot of what happened to who or who did what is left in the dark for the mystery. its mostly mashing characters together for my own satisfaction rather than much of any movie rewrite (because the thing.. yes she's perfect as she is)

who I've assigned to who may not make total sense for mutuals as very few have watched the movie but hopefully my explanations are adequate ^^ some of these ive already posted actually but hey

several or all of them also dont have matches for body types/races/ages because like all the part 5 characters are young white Italians which is.. mm. but I've tried not to ignore that and its also slightly based off how I draw the characters for some. I dont know I won't get into that

ANYWAYS

R.J MACREADY IS.. ABBACCHIO

For many reasons! Of all I think this one is the most fitting.. I love it. I enjoy Abbacchio's character alot, and having him take the role of a protagonist is very interesting.. Especially if it's one like MacReady, who's written in a way where- due to switches in perspective- even you don't know if he's trustworthy until the very end. Hell they lock him outside once for fear he's The Thing /lh

They've got many similarities though... Let's start,

Both alcoholics. Obviously not a massive ' GOTCHA ' reason for choosing the character, it's a bit absurd on it's own, but a shared trait nonetheless. They're both specified to be or have been heavy drinkers.

Writing down directly from my notes here.. Both jerkasses. To quote from MacReady's wiki page, " MacReady was a … very level-headed and intelligent man, but he had a cynical, slightly immature sense of humour … and often drank too much when alone in his shack. Despite his progressively harsh attitude and desperate measures, MacReady did genuinely seem to care about the fact everything had fallen apart at Outpost 31 and was determined to prevent the extermination of humanity.. " Both are a bit rude and anti-social. They drive people away, and while they're trusted (atleast at first in MacReady's case) by the people around them, they're still a bit.. coarse, at times. Yet they still care for the people around them regardless

Both suffer from PTSD due to a former service role- or atleast, that's what it appears to be in MacReady's case. He was a helicopter pilot in the Vietnam War and survived a tragedy before being stationed at Outpost 31. Abbacchio's service to the police force was much less drastic, but it scarred him the same. You can see these similarities in their behaviors and the results (eg the alcoholism)

Just makes sense in my head. Also Leone deserves some dope-ass shades

Nauls is.. Narancia

Definitely the one I believe fits the most after Abbacchio. They're.. VERY similar, in alot of ways.

Both pleasant and likeable people, Nauls' getting along with near everybody at Outpost 31 seems like a great match. Plus, theyre both very quick thinkers, curious, etc.. Even his slowly dawning fear over their situation seems to match up. From Nauls' wiki page, " Nauls at first was shown to be rather pleasant and humorous, having a good relationship with most members of Outpost 31. He liked to wear roller skates and play loud music while cooking ... " Both very carefree, but as things get serious they quickly do too. They seem fairly innocuous in some ways but they prove themselves to be very helpful assets to everybody around them (and incredibly intelligent in general despite their general lack of seriousness/slight immaturity)

Headbands! they've both got headbands. Dumb detail, but, hey. I won't say nothing about it. Look at them. How nice

While Narancia is NOT the youngest member of the team, even saying it himself, his general young appearance/immaturity matches up with Nauls (most likely) being the youngest member on his crew. Theyre also more effeminate than the rest of their team (though, with jojo.. thats not saying much at all, especially for part 5- everybody in Bruno's gang is very GNC. regardless, point still stands)

To quote TV Tropes, " Enters the room with the dead Norwegian on rollerskates, quips that they might be at war with Norway, contradicts the leader of the camp, insults the only guy agreeing with him, and then leaves. " Now picture it with Narancia. Real

Fuchs is.. Fugo!

OHH this one is very interesting.. It's a surprisingly great matchup? I'm glad I caught it rather than putting him in another role, though his fate ends up.. Quite tragic, this way.

MANY reasons. We'll start with intelligence/reasoning. Fuchs is INCREDIBLY smart, he's the assistant biologist on the outpost (WHICH IS A WHOLE THING IN OF ITSELF. I WILL NOT GET INTO MY PERCIEVED THING ABOUT FUGO AND BIOLOGY) and one of the ones who suggested alot that contributed to their survival due to quick thinking- eg, only eating canned food rather than meals others had prepared to prevent spread and possible assimilation because of how easily it can take hold. That logic is a great matchup for Fugo's own

PERSONALITY! I'll just put the Personality section from Fuch's wiki page and.. I believe it's fairly self-explanatory from there. While Fuchs isn't nearly as prone to anger (he's actually quite calm), not all the results can be exactly perfect. " Fuchs was one of the leading scientists and was a smart and very observant man, as he was able to deduct facts about The Thing almost as quickly as Blair was.. " the quick observation, the intelligence i mentioned, etc etc

His DEEP trust of MacReady (Abbacchio). Fits. Fuchs pulls him to the side several times to discuss things he's learned specifically with MacReady because of how much he trusts and believes in him when going off alone with somebody in this situation puts his life in danger- while those 2 have (debatably) one of the closest bonds of Bruno's gang due to being some of first additions, and working together so often.

Also their names both start with Fu- and I think it's funny

+ I draw fugo with glasses^^

Giorno is.. Clark!

Stares at you with my big eyes. Listen. I know it's quite interesting to assign a Big Man with a Big Beard to somebody that looks like Giorno, but hear me out here. Alright. ok, so,

Ok not JUST for the role as an animal caretaker, but it plays a part in it, I suppose. Clark is the outpost’s dog handler and his connection to animals/protecting living things (eg attempting to stop MacReady from shooting the sled dogs when he accidentally fires on the, by attempting to grab his gun and wrench it away from him) gives him that link to Giorno and Gold Experience in my mind.. Creating life and preserving it, yknow?

While not entirely, their personality tends to match up alot of the time; while he's a bit more reserved than Giorno may be (though he usually is), the way he usually stays surprisingly calm and collected in intense situations and in general brings him to mind- anger only really overcoming him when he has to deal with somebody he considers.. bad, or evil, really (eg green day fight). He's very agreeable with his teammate's plans alot of the time, only objects when things start going wrong, openly takes matters into his own hands to make sure others survive/to get justice for things that have happened (though that didn't turn up very well in Clark's case), etc.. Not perfect, but it clicks mostly!

Not too much else to say on this one. I'd hope it makes sense from just that. I do internally despise that I chose this matchup a bit though because it would result in Abbacchio shooting Giorno in the forehead and killing him infront of everyone for attempting to stab him. Sucks.

OK THATS ALL. EXPLODES

#UGHHH BITING YOU TY IVE WANTED TO TALK ABOUT THIS #SPINNING YOU. YOU GET A SPECIAL MUTUAL PRIVILEGES (GOLD STAR STICKER) FOR THIS ONE #asks #��#thing au

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Attack on Titan - Hajime Isayama Vol.32-33: The Torture Continues - A Commentary

-i like how we know these people so well and they know each other so well that they take cues from each other. like, if even mikasa wants to stop eren, then how can anyone else think otherwise, you know?

-FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT, FUCKING THANK YOU HANGE, "GENOCIDE IS WRONG" IT'S THAT SIMPLE SOMEONE SAID IT, THE REAL MVP AS ALWAYS. finally someone with common sense and resolve, someone not speaking in ifs and buts, finally, HANGE FINALLY!

-this is such a random group of allies i love it, it makes me smile

-i feel so safe with hange, a voice of logic, oh my god.

-listen, i'm not even joking, eren's VERY CONSPICUOUS ABSENCE makes me so much less emotionally unstable that i can actually enjoy these conversations, like i'm happy to be here again

-i'm sorry, i know it's a tense moment, but lmao at levi's zzz panel

-part of me thinks that if we just don't see eren again, if we just randomly hear that he was stopped, i'll be fine. it would be terrible storytelling ofc but it hurts so much seeing eren like that, seeing his face and have him say and do these things

-what the fuck are you talking about, jean? armin has been saying that everyone should talk it over with everyone a hundred times over.

-WHEN DID LEVI BECOME THE TENSION RELIEF IN THIS GODDAMN MANGA OH MY GOD

-jean's 'i can't forgive you' to reiner while they're still allied for their goal, i love this.

-the panels of levi sleeping with the zzz i cannot

-no offense, is armin going to do any impressive thinking post-time skip or...

-it's nice how everyone apologizes to everyone (before rocks fall and everyone dies courtesy of eren, lol. lol?)

-armin and connie acting their little hearts out to the yeagerists, bless

-MISS KIYOMI GOING IN FOR THE KILL!

-aww seeing armor titan and female titan fight together

-this is the second time connie's saving armin's ass

-i am actually happy to be reading this now that eren isn't hurting us by showing his face. like, if you put aside for a sec WHY this is happening... it's very exciting to see what comes next

-does sensei want to kill everyone here on the port, bc he's taken out the colossus titan, he's taken out humanity's strongest soldier...

-ooooh falco's jaw titan looks different than galliard's!

-i don't want y'all to fight anymore either, annie, and not with eren either, what are we gonna do :'(

-oh no. oh no is this eren pov? am i about to get unhinged again? oh no. go back to your conspicuous absence, devil child, why do you hurt me so. i miss you. but you make me suffer.

-the fuck? ZEKE tells EREN there's no ingrained behavior to the ackermans?! so then...

-i hate this. i understand that it's all to protect them, but i hate this, eren. baby they can't live happy lives. WHY DID YOU SHOW YOU FACE, I WAS DOING FINE, I WAS HAVING FUN, YOU'RE IMBALANCING MY HOMEOSTASIS

-eren's new form, huh. god this makes me so sad

-'but i just can't accept an end like that' lmao me reading this manga

-eren please THERE WAS ANOTHER WAY, THERE MUST HAVE BEEN, THERE MUST BE

-okay clearly i should stop hoping right here, there's no redemption from this. there's no redemption when we're shown innocent deaths at eren's will. okay. this is it then

-see, armin is a person also disappointed with the outside world that DIDN'T choose genocide, wow shocker, right eren?

-MIKASA'S FACE WHEN SHE SEES ANNIE WATCHING ARMIN

-levi i love you. stay safe

-what did mikasa want, armin to run after annie and kiss her or sth? mikasa you're projecting

-ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME IS FLOCH UNKILLABLE WHAT

-like, in what universe did eren think the gang would NOT be in danger, that there wouldn’t be a good possibility that his own titans would trample his own people

-heh. armin the 15th commander :)

-OH SHUT UP "dedicate your heart" OH SHUT UP LEVI SHUT UP HANGE SHUT UP

-shine, my love. shine, hange. goodbye.

-"goodbye. hange. just watch us." who decided to give levi all the poignant lines, who. THEY HIT THE HARDEST BC IT'S LEVI!

-is there. is there an actual possibility that eren just... kills them all? surely not?

-NO! NO! AFTERLIFE SCENE?!?! I DID NOT EXPECT THIS FROM ATTACK ON TITAN, THANK YOU FOR THIS!!! ERWIN!! AND THEY'RE ALL WATCHING! THEY'RE ALL WATCHING!!

-a little quick it was, hange's death scene, but they did get the afterlife scene, so i won't dwell.

-oh! commander armin actually lets us in on the plan beforehand! that's unusual for stories! that probably means it'll all go to shit

-this is exactly what the founding titan looks like, but why does it look so funny in armin's drawing

-man, i want to give mikasa such a big hug. her face.

-the thing is. armin especially, and everyone, are trying to analyze eren's mindset, like 'maybe he's testing us' or whatever, and every time we SEE eren it's actually a simple "RAWR DEATH!"

-humanizing eren through reiner because we actually HAVE humanized reiner through endless chapters. that's interesting

-WE HAVE BEEN SUMMONED! ALL HAIL EREN! ALL SHALL LOVE/NOT-LOVE HIM AND DESPAIR. i don't want to see what happens, i'm sure it'll be nothing good :')

-mikasa's plea is the best. share the sins that they're all guilty of

-ah, what wouldn't i give for a simple ass-kicking from levi to eren

-eren will fight us? :’(((. i can't believe that. i know i said i'd renounce all hope, but i am so sad. i am so sad. mikasa what do we do? whatever you say, i'll follow your lead

-the plot armor is strong on the marleyan cast's families

-yes, cool, everyone wants world peace two seconds before they die

-all due respect, i don't see how the 104th can do anything about this now that the power of friendship failed

-'We'll use all our (seven) forces to destroy him!" rocks fall everyone dies - in the literal sense.

-WHY ARE YOU YELLING EREN'S NAME AS YOU FALL ARMIN WHY ARE YOU BREAKING MY HEART WHY DO YOU KEEP REMINDING ME WHO EREN IS (or was, or should be) WHY HAVE MERCY

-eren be like, feel free to fight on my skeleton back y’all

-JESUS WITH THE SCHOOL CASTES ALREADY, YOU'RE TOYING WITH MY FEELINGS

#attack on titan #attack on titan manga #manga #manga commentary #in other news i've finally come to terms with the fact that i simply don't like jjk #it's so liberating. no trying to like it. no regrets.

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FIRST MEETING

Since I did one for Starscream, I thought why not. Have fun and please enjoy the rest of your day.

Warnings: Cussing, poor grammar, and maybe drug use

Megatron

You are Agent LN, under Agent Fowler.

You help watch over the children that the Autobots collect

Yeah years of combat training, wasted on children.... yaaaayyyy

Your favorite is Jack, being oldest has it perks.

So the Autobots, well more like Ratchet, finds a relic that might help with the war.

So when Bulk and Prime goes to get the relic

It takes you less than five minutes to realize that Miko is gone

Main reason why Miko is your least favorite

Now it's time to get Miko and possibly save her

When you go through the portal like thing, don't care for the name, that is when all hell break use.

You get out a gun and sneakily look for the child.

Well fuck

Miko got caught by a Goonie-bot and now is dangling by her foot.

You aim for the Goonie-bot eye and shoot.

That not only gets everyone attention, now you also got purple optics on you too.

Megatron sees you with a smoking gun and a half blind Vehicon.

His first thought was 'At least this human carries weapons.'

When you saw that Miko was now down you glare at her.

Now Miko suffer the wrath of an Agent.

It doesn't take long for the Autobots use Megatron's distracted state, to take the relic.

Megatron, realizing he was tricked, glares at the two humans.

Now more fighting breaks out.

You take Miko and get Ratchet to open the portal-thingie.

Once safe, You ground Miko for no music for the rest of the day.

After you hide in your area, training and thinking of the purple optics

Soundwave

You are Rafael, older sister.

You get found by Soundwave pretty easily.

Why did you get found by Soundwave easily, well that was because you decided to hack into the government's database.

You just wanted to see what your Little BroBro, was up to.

Well you didn't pay close to attention or you would have saw that someone else was also hacking the government.

You get a strange message on your computer.

Soundwave: Object: Name

You were definitely confused and a lot bit worried.

Yes Rafie talks about the Decepticons, so you know of Soundwave.

So what else do you do when a dangerous being message you, you message back.

YN: Object has no name

Yeah that didn't work out.

All your electronic shut off, leaving you in the dark.

Before you could do anything, a mechanical bird goes through your open window.

Screams may or may not have came from you.

You reach out to pet the bird and to your surprise, the bird let you.

What you didn't know was that Soundwave was ordered to watch you, but don't get involved.

Knockout

You are a street racer, that drives a 2017 Dodge Viper, in (your hometown)

You only went to Jasper because you heard of their more dangerous races.

When you moved over, you started to look for races.

It took you a week to find and sign up.

You were by a beautiful red Aston Martin and drooled a little.

"Sexy car." You said outloud

The headlight winked at you before the race started.

To say that race was close would be a understatement.

If you didn't drive off the beautiful Aston then you would have lost.

So as you drive back to your house, you get drove off the road out of no where.

You looked to see who it was only to see red look at you.

It was a huge ass robot glaring at you.

"So you were the Fleshie, that cheated during the race." He said with a mocking tone.

"OK first of all, you might be a sexy car/robot but I didn't cheat. I only used what was available to me." You mocked.

Knockout smirks and winks at you once again. "Since you are a fleshie with taste, I will let you go but if we meet again, I will keep you." He told me.

You rolled your eyes at the robot in front of you. "So what is your name? I am Yn." You introduce yourself

"Knockout." That was all he said before turning into a car and drove away.

You pull back into the road then drove off to smoke the rest of the day away thinking of Knockout and races.

AN ok since I did a Starscream already I only did those three.

#megatron x reader #soundwave x reader #knockout x reader #tw cussing #tw smoking #races #smartass

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kowaiitenshii · 2 years

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My Mistakes Were Made For You // Ch. 1

Dr. Otto Octavius / Doc Ock x Reader

(( SFW. Multi-chapter slow burn type beat. Reader is AFAB & has powers // cw: none? Some violence, harsh language? Reader has questionable morals.Takes place during Spider-Man 2, probably going to be plot divergent.))

There was an eerie chill in the air tonight.

You begin the walk to your apartment from your parking spot; parking being a nightmare as usual.

You were only a couple blocks away from home though, could be worse.

Noticing the cold suddenly, pin pricks form on your frosty skin.

Wrong day to wear a skirt to work. You sarcastically remark to yourself.

You pull your jacket tighter around yourself, and stop for a moment, cupping your hands around your mouth and puffing warm breaths into them.

You stare up at the moon, dark clouds swirling around it like an ethereal shroud.

The sight evokes feelings of dreamy, dark romanticism, listless longing.

You sigh wistfully, enjoying the moment of introspection.

Your mind is only quiet for a beat before your worries begin to seep back in, creeping like a long dark shadow.

Your mind flashes through recent events; Spider-Man going missing. Crime rising 75%.

Him.

A new super-criminal had been terrorizing the city recently ; quickly and effortlessly becoming New York’s most prominent villain. Lovingly dubbed “Doc Ock” or “Doctor Octopus” by the daily bugle.

These occurrences had forced you to do your part a bit more in the city. You had powers, or you could say you did anyway.

Really you were just proficient with magic.

Enough to protect yourself and others, but also enough to continually get yourself into trouble.

More and more you were forced to use your powers to save people, to try and stop the crimes that you could. Part of you did enjoy it, helping people.

But, there was something that was always there, holding you back. Something that hung over you like a cloak of malcontent.

A set of gnawing teeth in the back of your mind.

You had a penchant for sympathy towards your supposed villains.

You had a hard time forcing yourself to see past their humanity, to see them as monsters.

They were human just like you, underneath their atrocities.

Humans with feelings, desires, and pain. Humans who were suffering.

Sometimes you felt like you were them.

An eternal tug of war.

Especially with him.

You always had a deep respect for Dr. Otto Octavius. A modern day genius and a well respected man, a man of science who once spoke of responsibility to mankind; a man destined for greatness.

What happened to him, what he had done to himself, was nothing short of a tragedy.

Your heart sinks as you think of him.

Sighing deeply, you gather yourself and force your heavy legs to continue your walk.

You decide to cut through the alley tonight, something you had done countless times on nights like these when you couldn’t be assed to go all the way around the building.

But tonight you hesitated slightly, something in the air feeling different, tense.

The cold was bitter ; turning your fingertips pink and making them ache.

You step into the dark crevasse, giving your eyes a moment to adjust and carefully make your way through.

There was no telling who or what could be waiting for you in this alley, but you try to shove those thoughts out of your mind, just wanting to get inside.

Nearing one of the many dumpsters tucked into the alley, you notice a stack of broken 2x4’s lazily tossed next to the dumpster. Sticking out every which way, sharp ends just waiting to catch somebody.

Someone ought to move those. You think to yourself, rolling your eyes. Could hurt somebody.

You don’t hear frantic pounding footsteps on the pavement approaching until they’re already on top of you.

A man runs past you haphazardly, not watching where he’s going in the heat of his terror.

He knocks into you full force, pushing you aside and sending you flying. He doesn’t even spare you a passing glance as he continues to run.

Time seems to flow in slow motion, Your body rocketing towards the pile of broken 2x4s.

Fuck.

Within an instant, you gather enough energy to shield yourself.

Your body slams full force into the pile of wood with a sharp and resounding clatter, your magic only protecting you from any injuries you would have sustained. The wind is knocked completely out of you.

You suck in a sharp, strangled gasp of air, your lungs burning as you do so.

You choke and blink blearily, trying to regain awareness of your surroundings. You shift uncomfortably in your bed of sticks and look towards the sound of feet on concrete.

Looking up, you see the man continuing to run, almost making his getaway.

Rage builds up inside you.

Had that dickhead really not just seen the danger he put you in?

You could’ve been seriously hurt.

Your jaw clenches and your brows knit together in frustration.

“HEY ASSHOLE!” You shout after the man. He glances over his shoulder to look at you, fear written all over his face, but you don’t stop speaking.“WATCH WHERE YOU’RE GOING NEXT TIME!” You jab your middle finger up into the air at him.

He falters as he reaches the end of the alley, and his lips crack open to respond.

Before a single word can be uttered, a snaking metallic tentacle shoots out of the darkness behind you.

It snatches him, holding him tightly in place.

Eyes widening, you watch incredulously; not entirely believing what you’re seeing.

You now recognize the man as one of your coworkers.

Every ounce of venom within you fizzles out.

Dread pools in your stomach, churning and tearing like a sea of razor blades.

You shift frantically to try and get up, to run away.

The 2x4s slip every which way as you move, making a huge racket as you try frantically to get to your feet.

Before you stand fully, a second titanium appendage slams into you, grabbing you before you can even fully process that it’s done so.

It coils tightly around you, squeezing you painfully.

Your head swims as the air is forced from your lungs.

A prominent form is drawn out from the shadows by his magnificent metallic limbs, a menacing grin painted across his face.

Dr. Octavius.

His mechanical arm raises you to match his height; eye to eye.

His appendages click and hiss in a manner that you would almost consider to be excited.

Your gaze lingers on his for a moment, his coffee-colored eyes locked intently on yours. Before you can stop yourself, heat radiates from your cheeks down to your chest, reddening deeply.

You tear your eyes away from his.

“Well, well. What do we have here.” His baritone voice is low and smooth. Warm breath ghosts against your chilled cheek, sending shivers down your spine.

“Hello, (insert hero name here.)”

The realization hits you like a freight train.

Your body felt like a living, breathing cataclysm; sharp dread and anxiety rolling over you.

You just used your powers.

Your face was uncovered.

He had seen you.

He knew.

He chuckles darkly as he watches the color drain from your face and you swear you could pass out.

He grips your face tightly in a cold, leather clad hand, manipulating it in all different directions; A pathetic whimper leaving your lips as he does so.

“And what a pretty piece of flesh you are.”

As he says it another hot wave of fear, shame and something akin to flattery washes over you.

His eyes roam all over you, hungry and intrigued.

One of his titanium appendages does the same, red eye burning your flesh, chittering and clicking as it drinks you in.

He looked like a kid who just opened the only present they really wanted on Christmas.

You feel vulnerable ; naked under the intensity of his observation.

In this close proximity, you can smell him. The aroma is distinctly metallic, laced with tobacco smoke, musk, and notes of expensive cologne. It’s intense and intoxicating.

His titanium arm is markedly cold against your skin, even through your clothes. It grips you possessively, snaking ever so slightly tighter around you.

You’re like that for a moment, you horrified and him looking at you like a last supper.

Even like this…he’s almost handsome.

His dusky eyes bore into you, a smirk dancing on his lips. His raven hair tousled and blowing slightly in the cold breeze.

The tip of his gorgeous aquiline nose only mere inches from yours.

You cant bring yourself to say or do anything, your mind like static.

You’re both yanked back into reality only by the sound of your coworker screaming; desperately trying anything to escape.

The expression on the Doctor’s face falls instantly, his free tentacles turn towards the noise, hissing in what you can only imagine to be annoyance.

You both glance at him, then back at each other.

You could do something. You could try.

You do not.

Dark eyes dance all over your face once more, and then he exhales softly, seeming slightly disappointed.

In one swift movement he’s tightened his grip on the man, silencing him.

“Well, (hero name), my dear it really has been fun but unfortunately I have more pressing matters at hand.” he practically purrs, lifting himself away from you slowly; fiery gaze lingering on you.

“Thanks for the assistance.” His metallic arms lift the man, something like a cheers; a sardonic smirk across his lips.

“Be seeing you.“ He winks sinisterly.

His limbs release you unceremoniously, your body crumpling to the ground with a sickening thud.

You swear one of them watches you as he leaves.

It takes you a moment to regain your bearings, your thoughts racing and your mind swimming.

The world spins around you.

When you sit up, you’re alone in the alleyway once more, save for the moon hanging heavy in the sky; an ever-present monolith. It’s visage offers you no comfort.

You hear no screaming, no earth shaking steps.

It’s like nothing ever happened.

You stand up and take a moment just to assess your surroundings, in disbelief of what just happened.

Breathing shakily, you break out running the rest of the way to your apartment. Your knees buckle a couple times, but you manage.

His last words replay over and over in your mind like a broken record.

“Be seeing you.”

You had no idea what was in store for you.

All you knew was that this was not the last time you would be seeing Dr. Otto Octavius.

#dr otto octavius #dr octavius x reader #dr octavius #doc ock x reader #doc ock #otto octavius #otto octavius x reader #dr otto octavius x reader #my writing #my mistakes were made for you

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crossguild · 2 years

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my all-time favorite piece of media is one piece (which, if you enjoy w359's character and narrative arcs and humor but wish there was more of it, PLEASE read OP, you will not regret it) and part of why i vibed with w359 is because it's very good at something OP is a masterclass in: recontextualization!

sometimes a piece of media drops a reveal that forces you to reevaluate everything you know about a character or a story, and that reveal changes everything and nothing-- it lets you understand a character on a level you never expected, that you never knew you were missing, but it changes nothing at all because that character is still the character you know and love

the moments that live rent-free in my brain from w359 are the moments where a character is completely recontextualized by a reveal. eiffel's backstory, how he ended up on the space station-- puts his behavior and everything about him into perspective. the moment you realize that his disrespect, laziness, lack of motivation are based in his own self-loathing, it made me go from disliking him in a shallow way to feeling a depth of sympathy, understanding and contempt that i didn't expect. it completely changes the experience of listening to season 1

lovelace, who i already loved, turning out to be an alien explained everything about her reappearance, and then theta scenario gave you both answers and additional questions when it's revealed that sometimes the duplicates will display a stronger personality or trait than the OG. both that and the trauma would explain lovelace's paranoia when she reappeared, but it's still left up to interpretation, and that uncertainty is something that lovelace is wrestling with as well

hera's moment in memoria reveals SO MUCH about why her systems have always been wack (although decommissioned helped as well), but it also put into perspective wtf was going on with pryce and her methods of control. it lives in our heads rent-free because the reveal changed everything and nothing all at once. it was the moment that hera's personhood is demonstrated more clearly than at any other time in the series, not least because of maxwell's insistence on it

and i know i've talked about this ad nauseum, but kepler's framing throughout the series is purely as a Threat, an agent of goddard's interests at the expense of everyone else, so even the relative help and benefit he brings is cast with suspicion and fear. and sure, he doesn't really care how the hephaestus crew feels, and he can and will wipe them out if he sees the need to. the reveal in the finale doesn't change that.

but it DOES reframe the character, because once you know that he isn't just talking out of his ass, that he truly believes in this ideal of humanity that he thought goddard would be able to bring him closer to, u recognize that what reads as a self-interested power-grab with 'the bigger picture' as a weak excuse is done in true and actual service to a misguided cause-- which is why i went from being pretty ambivalent about kepler to having him be my absolute favorite character in a series that's already overflowing with complex, compelling and fun characters.

and that's why wolf 359 has such high relisten value! because once you've understood the text, you go back to pick up the clues that were always there, that you didn't understand as foreshadowing, that you're internally screaming at now that you Get It, and then you yell at all your friends to listen to it so you can watch them experience the reveals the same way you did (: and then everyone suffers emotionally

ETA: and also why i think cutter is ultimately a letdown but also hilarious. his backstory changed absolutely nothing, we knew he was a clown and an evil mfer. get on OP's level with writing villains pls. i want a sympathetic AND irredeemable bad guy. absolute garbage asshole who i hate with every fiber of my being and can't stop thinking about

#me @ any piece of media: oh i like this because it reminds me of op #wolf 359 #spoilers

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What a relationship is like with the Lord of the Rings men:

Aragorn:

He’s adorable in a relationship, honestly.

Very affectionate when it’s just you and him, or if you initiate some sort of form of affection first

He’s protective but not over protective

You wanna go out and fight too? Great, he’ll give you a sword and fight next to you

His pet names for you are “Darling” and “Love”

If you join the fellowship he’s definitely nervous about it

He’s worried the whole time about you being in danger, which to be fair you constantly were

But any time there was a battle, he was next to you, fighting side by side, ensuring you were safe

When he finally accepts his claim to Gondor, he will call you “ My Queen/King”

On nights you can’t sleep (unless your elven because from what I’ve read they don’t necessarily need sleep) he will sing to you or tell you stories of all the places he had been too or heard about.

He definitely will make you flustered when your with him on purpose.

He’ll flirt with you and you’ll just stand there with this red face and he’ll act like nothing happened.

He is not a jealous man by any means, he trusts you with his whole being

His go to means of affection is kissing your knuckles or forehead.

I get the vibes that he adores fiercely independent people so he can sit back and watch you kick ass and be like “Look at what my baby can do”

When he becomes king, you bet your ass you’re ruling next to him

He loves you to the ends of the earth

Legolas:

He absolutely adores you

VERY affectionate

Will call you pet names in elvish, whispering sweet little things in your ear

his go to means of affection is hugs from behind and holding your hands

You bet your ass that if you’re a human, hobbit or any non immortal race, he will give up his immortality.

He will teach you elvish if you don’t know it

His go to pet names are “Dear” and “My love”

He is very gentle, very loving

He’s extremely protective but that mainly stems from the fact that he has SEEN SHIT MAN.

If you want to fight, he will agree to it but he definitely will not like it

He’s not a jealous man at all, in fact other men’s advances kind of go over his head.

If you can’t sleep he will tell you stories that he’s lived through

Course, some of them are so exciting it defeats the purpose of sending you to sleep

He actually likes it when you go on adventures with him

He loves having you with him

You definitely tease him for being thousands of years old.

you love making him laugh

And he does that all the time because he gets to see that gorgeous smile.

Frodo:

The purest relationship. Ever.

He is very affectionate

EXTREMELY protective

He loves hearing stories of outside the shire and he loves sharing his experiences too

He loves hugs and my gods he is GREAT at giving them

He loves it when you play with his hair.

He is like Legolas in the sense that he definitely won’t be happy if you want to go into battle but he won’t stop you

He would prefer you to stay behind out of danger but again, he will not stop you if you want to go

his pet names are “Honey” and “Darling”

He’s honestly so pure it hurts

There is a BIG difference in personality if you meet him before the events of Lord of the Rings

For one, he’s a lot more bubbly before

When he comes back he clearly has seen some shit

Sad thing: When there’s a party he can’t hear screaming without thinking its a ring wraith so he has to leave early most times

You love him though and he DEFINITELY loves you.

Samwise:

LOYAL. AS. HELL.

Has the sweetest personality

brings you flowers every other day

He is very adamant though about you staying behind on adventures, he will get frustrated if you end up going any way but he will not be able to remain upset with you

He also really doesn’t enjoy having to watch you run into battle

Danger in general, ESPECIALLY if it’s around you, terrifies him

You love hearing his stories, him telling you all about some of the crazy things he’s experienced

If you meet him before the events of Lord of the Rings, he will mainly tell you wacky adventures he got himself into with Frodo or Merry and/or Pippin

Hell, he does that even if you meet him after.

He actually refrains from telling you about life outside the Shire because it kind of gave him trauma.

His favorite forms of affection is kissing your knuckles

He will be that guy who works his ass off for you to be able to live comfortably

He loves you and will make sure you know that fact.

Calls you “my dear” or “Darling”

Merry:

He’s a goofball.

Expect the unexpected.

He will definitely do really crazy things to make you laugh

little bit of a prankster

By a little bit I mean: He’s a chaotic little shit

He loves you so much though and knows where to draw a line

He LOVES it when you want to go off and do shit

You wanna fight? Great, he’s charging with you

Wanna randomly dance in the woods? He’s dancing with you

He loves spending time with you

He is SO loyal, always by your side

Watch someone try to separate you, he will kick their ass

He loves dancing with you

His favorite form of affection is holding your hand

Something about it is just so nice

He loves you so much, honestly he could spend HOURS gushing about you

Pippin and Frodo are always over for dinner, along with Sam

They love being around you two, watching their friend be so happy

He calls you “Love” and “Dear”

He loves cooking for you, mY GODS HE LOVES IT

Pippin:

Like Merry, massive goofball

little more of a crackhead though

He is less of a prankster, more of a cracking jokes kind of guy

He’s totally a goofball and will do all sorts of things to make you laugh

you genuinely love him and he adores you to pieces

if you meet him after the events of Lord of the Rings, he’s definitely more serious but not by too much

He’ll have a few moments where he’ll space out and you’ll have to tap him to get his attention

He clearly suffered so much trauma while on that trip

He definitely becomes more serious after everything

Yeah, he’ll crack a joke here and there but he’s definitely changed

He doesn’t mind if you want to go off and fight, but you bet your ass he will charge with you like Merry

He loves watching you be a badass

You love hearing the hysterical adventures that he’s gone on with Merry

He loves watching you sing and dance

he will sing to you on nights that you can’t sleep

His voice is hella soothing

He loves playing with your hair

He actually has a talent for making flower crowns

Boromir:

He absolutely adores you

piggyback rides while on adventures are definitely a thing

he loves making you laugh in slightly tense situations

Giant Spider pops out? His ass looks at it and then you “Why can’t we ever encounter giant butterflies?” and then charge like he said something inspirational that motivated him into battle

He doesn’t mind if you want to fight, he’ll just guard you the entire time

He’s fiercely protective over you

He loves being affectionate

Very attentive

Cold?

His cloak will be wrapped around you

Tired?

He’ll carry you

Sick?

He’ll take care of you

He loves you so much

He is kind of jealous.

It’s not that he doesn’t trust you, he doesn’t trust other people.

He loves calling you “Princess/Prince” or “Sweetheart”

You love hearing about his life in Gondor

When he dies... oh gods

It breaks you

If you went with the Fellowship you were inconsolable

His family gives you the horn of Gondor because they all are aware of him loving you

You two sadly have a bit of a tragic love story

Faramir:

Affectionate as fuck

Loves hugs, always has his hand on you in some sweet way

He loves you so much

He was always kind of the overlooked son so when he presented you as “Hey this is the woman/man I love” no one except Boromir notices

Boromir always looked as you as a sister/brother after that, loving the way his brother looked at you with so much adoration

He does not mind you wanting adventure one bit, so long as he’s charging next to you

He does not give a shit about a claim to the throne either

royal life does not suit this man as much as the adventure’s life does

He loves you so much

He is sort of reckless in battle and that worries you

it gets worse after Boromir dies

When you thought he died you were hysterical

Then Pippin made the observation that he was still alive

His father wasn’t hearing either of you

Then he turned out to be alive and you were so happy

Scolded the crap out of him for worrying you

You two love each other till the end

Gimli:

loves a woman/man who can hold their liquor

Oh he’s a complete crackhead

loves telling you stories of dwarven life

you love his wild stories

You keep his mind open

If your an elf he will refuse to be in love with you for a while

Oh you definitely have a kill count thing going on with him

He gets flustered when he sees you being a badass

He ain’t stopping you from doing SHIT

Wanna run into battle? Great, he’s supplying the swords and charging too

Wanna join the fellowship? He’ll complain about having to save another woman’s/man’s ass

And then later get saved by you

He definitely enjoys watching you in battle

He loves hearing stories of your homeland

sure maybe your life isn’t as exciting but he loves hearing about your life

He’s not big on affection but if he’s excited, hugs.

He also isn’t big on nicknames but he typically calls you “Lass”

He loves hearing you laugh

He says it’s like music

#gimli son of gloin #gimli x reader #lotr gimli #gimli #legolas #legolas x reader #legolas x you #aragorn #aragorn imagine #aragorn x reader #frodo baggins #lotr frodo #faramir #boromir #merry and pippin #merry #pippin #samwise the brave #samwise gamgee

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