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hetaczechia · 10 minutes ago
Frodo: Sam and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at me--
Aragorn [sighing]: What did Sam do?
Frodo: He chased them down to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Sam: Who wants a steering wheel?
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hetaczechia · 26 minutes ago
Sam: Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad?
Merry: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolate…
Pippin: Smad.
Frodo: There are two types of people.
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hetaczechia · 35 minutes ago
Aragorn: you three, explain right now!
Frodo: it was Pippin.
Sam: it was Pippin.
Merry: it was Pippin.
Pippin: ...fuck.
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incorrect-lotr-trash · 2 hours ago
Bilbo, walking in the room: Hey Frodo, whats the routine for today? Frodo: well usually I wake up and I suffer Bilbo: Bilbo: Do you, uh, want to talk about it? Frodo: nope Bilbo: oh valar, Thorin, he’s turning into you
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brieflyshadywolf · 3 hours ago
I'm currently in love with someone else but as one of my best friends in the world stands in Michaels and excitedly talks to me about RPG potion bottles there is no one in the world love more than them
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sunlitwritings · 6 hours ago
LOTR preference / going on a picnic with them.
characters ; legolas,frodo,aragorn,eowyn x human!reader.
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Legolas would have had this day in the works for weeks. He wanted to do something special for his favorite human to show his appreciation for you,and what better way to do so than a lovely picnic? The two of you had stayed very close friends after the fellowship had ended and the ring now destroyed. He told you to meet him in a small field outside the woods of Mirkwood at midday. He had a large blanket there with lots of fresh fruits,cheeses,breads and jams all waiting for the both of you to dig into. To say you were elated was an understatement. You spent the whole rest of the day laughing and sharing memories together.
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A few weeks prior the Bilbo's birthday party,Frodo would have stopped by and asked you if you'd like to join him on a walk around the Shire followed by a picnic. You of course agreed without second thought. The two of you had a nice walk around the Shire,enjoying all the sights and animals around before you both sat down by a small pond and had a delicious supper together. Frodo had made it all himself (with the help of Bilbo,of course) and he was certainly pleased with it. Even more so when he saw how much you loved the food too. And of course no picnic was complete without some ale from the Green Dragon.
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Aragorn was a busy man; a very busy man,actually. When he wasn't on the road,he was usually asleep or tending to his wounds. There sadly wasn't much time for things as lovely as picnics for this ranger. But much to his surprise,you found a way to make one happen. It was something you had wanted to do for ages as you loved him dearly but you didn't think an opportunity would ever arise,but it did. And by god you took it. The simple picnic was in the shady corner of a forest while the two of you had stopped for a few hours to rest. You pulled various foods out your pack and sat them down on your shared blanket and Aragorn was delighted. You told him it wasn't much but he reassured you that to him,it was the world.
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Picnics were a regular thing for you and Eowyn; you two spent a lot of time together and picnics were a favorite thing for the both of you. You usually were the one to plan them and bring the food,but Eowyn decided this week she would do the honors. She picked a cute little spot in Rohan to sit and she brought some home cooked meals (Eomer helped. Eowyn admits she isn't the best at cooking.) for you both. It was a lovely homemade bread with a side of vegetable and potato soup. The day was perfect and the sun made it even better.
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therubberducker · 16 hours ago
Characters don't have to kiss for it to be a romance but it's definitely a romance if they could kiss and it wouldn't feel out of place
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Sam: I put a wee note in your bag to tell you that I love you
Frodo: Sam, this is a ten page letter
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nerdasaurus1200 · a day ago
Some dialogue that may or may not end up in a fic Shelob: Well, if it isn't Olorin and his merry band of lucky children.
Shelob: Ahh..we meet again, O mighty Ringbearers...the meal who got away, the wyrm who nearly cut out my eye, and the wretch who failed to deliver what he promised me. ~~~
Míli: Hold your tongue. We’ve already slain two Maia.
Shelob: A wheel slayed the first and the other was brought down by dumb luck and his own arrogance. I’d be careful if I were you, child. It takes much more to make a queen than a name, a few won battles, and an ancient Elven blade.
Shelob: Do you know how long I've been here, Olorin? I was the first of our kind to set foot in these lands. I was here long before Sauron, and long before the first stone of Barad-dur was placed. This is MY domain. And since you all so graciously got rid of the leech on the front porch for me, I'm taking it back.
Aragorn: And will you keep it once Gondor's armies learn you are harboring Orcs here? Shelob: This is their only home, the only place they can turn to.
Gandalf: Whether you like it or not, Shelob, the world has changed. If you wish to keep Mordor in peace, you must build alliances. Do not make the same mistakes your mother did. Shelob: My mother fell because her heart was weak enough to let the Black Foe in ~~~ Sam: You attacked Frodo! You tried to kill him!
Shelob: I tried to remind him his time was fading fast. It's not my fault he was too slow. I knew his hours were numbered before the ring consumed him.
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