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pr3st0n-the-cl0ne · 5 months
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GUYS ITS THE REAL RIGGY !!
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oh my god riggy runkey!!
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starlooove · 4 months
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Devastating
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rzyraffek · 8 months
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Heyyy you probs already know who this is but could u pls do slashers reacting to their s/o (who is an age regressor) asking them to be their caregiver :3!!
Ty ur amazing🙏🙏🙏 - ur Agere follower 💗🙏
BRO IM SO SORRY FOR LONG WAIT😭 school gives me no free time! Anyways here's your request!
(Caregivers are basically people who take care of age regressing person (in this context) )
Info: they/them, sfw, Request open
Slashers being s/o's caregivers
Jason Voorhees
Dude already acts like you're a baby, so he wouldn't mind doing it more often
When s/o asked him about being their caregiver dude kinda didn't expect that? You trust him to take care of you? THE Jason Voorhees?? Yay💖
He enjoys taking care of s/o whether they are age regressing or no
He doesnt even need to know what is age regression and how it works. Jason just vibes
Will absolutely spoil them btw
9/10 sweet guy
Micheal Myers
👍
Dude doesn't care
He is a bully and probably thinks that "You are already acting like a crybaby🥱 so whats the diffrence"
Tbh he always vibed more with kids than adults cuz they often judge him for all the 'killing innocent people' ugh. So he doest really mind s/o age regressing
The cons are that he is acting like old grandad who has no clue how to child
The pros are that he will throw hands if somone is rude (tbh they dont even need to be rude towards s/o they just have to look at them for too long)
He sometimes doodles with s/o! You guys have similar artystyles😭
4/10 evil
Brahms Heelshire
Funfact! I refuse to belive that name Brahms fucking exists, tf is that name, it doesn't sound like an acuall name but some made up shit
Dude is kinda worried that he will do something dumb while s/o is regressing. Like what if he sets kitchen on fire or something😭
Makes all schedule for little s/o😊 when there's nap time, when to eat, ect. Cuz he would get so lost without the plan
Picks s/o up like sack of potatos
6/10 pookie tried
Billy Lenz
👁👁
BRO GETS MORE ALONG WITH S/O WHILE THEY ARE REGRESSING HELP😭😭😭
Dude is simple minded, and childish and
Yeah he sucks at taking care of s/o, like how could he know that little humans need to be taken care off???? Like??? Why would he give them food? Dude bearly knows how to boil water
Exept all 'taking care of s/o' thingy he is a good at keeping company! He shares snacks and watches cartoons with s/o!
Sometimes he likes to pretend that he's a rat and he bites their legs during nap/sleep time (he doenst care if they are regressing or nah he just does that)
2/10 will hiss
Vincent Sinclair
Has siblings, hes knows how to child
Makes nice food and will spoon feed s/o if necessary
Very good at reading emotions so if s/o isn't very talkative... dude knows what's up
Infodumps them about pokemon games and lets s/o play on his old Nintendo DS
10/10 knows how to child
Bo Sinclair
Definitely dad vibes
Picks you up and goes 'ew a child' and after few days hes like 'if something happens to them I'm going to kill everyone in this room then myself'
Tbh he kinda lets himself be silly around little s/o cuz they won't judge or tease him for it
Dude absolutely picks them up and play-fights alot btw
6/10 b(r)o
All x reader tags are purley to reach bigger audience!! I used 's/o' cuz thats what anon wanted🥱
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isa-ghost · 3 months
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amfmn missa.. p please.. please mother … feed us
I'M BEING ENABLED PPOVERHEAT
He's an actual grim reaper. That's where he's disappeared to so often in canon, reaper duties. It's a very demanding job, you know.
Doesn't stop him from feeling terrible about being gone so often though. He misses his husband and kids and hates how often he's out of the loop :(
Fr though Phil and the kids make him so so happy after spending countless hours working such a sad job. It's also partially why he sings and makes art. That brand of fun is catharsis for the soul.
He has all his canon weapons but I ALSO gave him a reaper deathscythe. And boy is he gonna use it. Fucking AWOOGA MissaSinfonia when he's angry.
Btw as a reaper he can FEEL souls. He can see their power, their condition, feel the surface level emotions and personality of its owner. This will come in handy later in the fic. ;)
As per the post I made asking for Missa appreciation so I can characterize him properly: He's undyingly loyal, he fights hard and loves even harder, he's protective, silly, and goddamn can he flirt.
All his wet cat behavior is a result of getting too overwhelmed by The Horrors. He's seen A Lot as a reaper. But somehow Quesadilla Island and all its... Everything. Always manage to show him a new brand of What The Fuck he's never even imagined before. Hence all his screaming and weeping when he's caught up on what he's missed. Like how tf else is he supposed to react??
Somewhat attached to that, he and Phil rlly were a match made in Federation Heaven bc they both have issues with self-doubt despite being insanely skilled and sharp-witted. Missa is better abt it than Phil though. His only acts up when he messes up a lot or just. Doesn't have a clue how to handle a situation where it's dire that he does. It's more of an insecurity about being unprepared and failing his loved ones than it is a doubt he has skill. He KNOWS he does, he hates when it's not enough. That's how he differs from Phil, who thinks he has none at all.
Btw when you fuck with the people he's protective over, he gets PISSED. We're getting a LOT of pissed off Missa in AMFMN <3 Ofc there'll be a lot of reaper tears too, his husband is suffering and there's little he can do about it. :( But ohohoho when the sad turns into rage. BARK WOOF. Eventually he decides EK is catching these hands and scythe.
He also shakes hands with his husband on being a self-sacrificing little shit. And. Yeah this is gonna happen later in the fic. (He's not dying dw dw)
You have no idea how excited I am that I basically get to build his dynamics with Fit, Etoiles, and Bagi from scratch. I'm so hyped. People are welcome to reply with this with any crumbs we have of their dynamics in canon but afaik they've rarely interacted outside of very minor moments, so AMFMN will largely be a sandbox for me to establish what I THINK they'd be like. Which in my fic plan so far, is largely taking each character's personality and applying how I think they'd react to a situation, and how that would look when two of them are interacting in that situation. Ex: at one point Etoiles has to comfort Missa bc he's just having a ROUGH time with this saving Phil stuff. But Etoiles is NOT a comfort guy. So he does his Etoiles thing: hearing Missa out while also cracking his usual brand of jokes in an attempt to lighten the mood.
I also have a plot point planned with him and Bagi when shit is hitting the fan the hardest and OUUGHHH. That self-sacrificing shit am I right.
God I'm being so mean to him specifically in AMFMN though. Ender King is a sack of shit, he knows exactly who to harass most using Phil's body >:/
See in my AMFMN Fitza headcanons, I said they're each other's confidants. Which IS true. However, no one in the fic gets the honor of Phil FINALLY communicating with someone about his issues other than his husband. Missa is the person he caves and confesses things to. Missa gets the HC Deity lore and what's been happening to him lately. This is actually what Chapter 3 is :D
Also I am so sorry but I'm sliding a Missa Romantic Love Confession attempt into the fic and it gets interrupted by The Horrors. But yeah Missa is romantically in love with Phil, he just respects that Phil sees things platonically. He still wants to communicate his feelings though.
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lemonandlime22 · 1 year
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For bitey child Yuu, did you write one for Silver? If not, I would like to request Silver because I think he is the only one missing.
Silver, Ruggie, and Cater with a scrawny and bitey Child!Yuu
Warning(s): not edited
A/N: I did the math and these three are the last of the students that i have to do, only characters left are the staff minus crowley and the rsa kids idk if ill do them tho.
[Bitey child!Yuu Masterlist]
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Silver
He heard of you from his father
Lilia was making dinner
rip Silver
and telling him all about this little kid that started living in the abandoned dorm with a fire cat and how they'd do the
"funniest thing"
and bite people at seemingly random.
Malleus also mentioned you to him in passing
so he was aware of you but honestly didn't care.
That was until one day when he was taking a nap under his favorite tree just off campus
and he woke up to a small child curled up into his chest.
Now- what had happened was,
an animal that was going to Silver had caught your attention and you wanted to pet it
so you followed it all the way to a sleeping Silver, and when you noticed all the other friendly animals that sounded him, you took an instant liking to him.
You had always loved animals, not just dogs, so when you see someone that animals like/go to
you'll like them too.
Anyway, after petting as many as you could, you decided to take a nap with the animal man
which leads us to now.
Silver didn't think you were the kid his father and Malleus had told him about at first
he just thought you were some kid that managed to get into NRC somehow.
So he thought it was best to bring you to his father until they could get you home
Lilia nearly had a heart attack from how cute it was when Silver came into Diasomnia carrying a sleeping you yuu?
Lilia later explained who you were to him, and he was a bit shocked, he didn't imagen you to be this peaceful
he thought it was adorable.
Overall, is concerned about your biting habit, but as long as you don't do it in front of him he won't do anything. You guys don't talk all that much to each other neither of yall are much talkers but you do unintentionally nap together a whole lot.
Ruggie
Ok, first off I just want to say that I'm prob the most excited to write his hcs
Idk why I haven't written this sooner.
Now the reason I'm excited is cause yall are so similar
and cause of that you might end up being rly close a little later on
but that's later, let's go to the start.
Ruggie was searching around the forest area around Ramshackle for ingredients
and you just so happened to be exploring at the same time.
You saw him first
well more specifically, you saw his moving tail first
and being who you are, you wanted to pet/catch it.
"OW-!!"
If it weren't for the child latched to his tail he would have jumped nearly 20 ft in the air
you just looked at him, confused about his yelling, and just petted his tail
silently.
He's eventually able to shake you off and go back to his dorm.
You met Ruggie before you met Leona btw, and Ruggie had no clue who you were before this, so he was creeped tf out.
After your first interaction, he kept seeing you around campus more often
and he eventually found out about your biting
and...
he didn't care all that much, he did the same thing when he was little
and unbeknownst to him, for the same reason.
He's one of the first people to learn of your reasoning for biting
and after he does, yall grow a little closer
he teaches you all types of recipes and how to cook, different edible plants that are easy to find, and a bunch of ways to keep food fresh for as long as possible.
I wouldn't be surprised if you accidentally call him big bro/brother at some point.
Overall, your guy's relationship is prob my favorite out of everyone. He doesn't judge you at all about your biting like most of the others do, not only cause he did it too but also cause its normal for beast men around your age but mostly younger.
Cater
He heard about you from Ace's complaining about,
"Some freaky little brat"
that bit him.
He thought it was funny, but also just a little worrying.
When he met you he made a few jokes about you biting him,
but you never did
and after a while of painting the flowers, he realized that you were just so adorable and just needed to be photographed for magicam!
He's not all that big with kids like Trey is but he does think your cute and are good for his magicam likes
he also thought it was funny how you reacted to his unique magic
you were terrified at first and clung to grim for dear life.
He’s the one responsible for turning you into the well know omen you are now
every time he saw you bite someone, he’d retell it dramatically on magicam
It’s very popular.
Oh
and ya know in pt 1 of bitey child!Yuu’s adventures, where I said how you somehow magically are able to get into Heartslabyul and get to the sweets
yeah that’s Cater’s doing, he made a deal with you that if you came to the dorm every once in a while at midnight
he’d let you have as many goodies as you wanted
what can I say
everyone loves a mysterious cute creepy lil kid.
He’s always happy to hang out with you and babysit you whenever
you are a common visitor of the light music club.
Even though he likes to retell your biting tales, he still tries his best to get you to stop.
Btw he 100% encourages you calling Riddle and Trey, mom and dad.
Overall, he’s like that cool uncle you have no idea how to interact with. You enjoy being in each others presence but it still being a lil awkward.
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reijixia13 · 2 years
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Who Made Me A Princess x Reader
“First Meeting” Pt2
This is part 2 of first meeting for Felix and Anastacius, In glad to make this cause i have a school suspension since there's a storm lmao safe journey to everyone btw♡
If you want part 3 for females like Athanasia, Jennette and Lilian im more than happy to add them vut if you also like to have an occ Roger Alpheus im fine with it, I honestly have a scene for him ♡
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Ok lets start
Felix Robane
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His very attractive look at those breads
He looks hot when his serious, Cute whenever he wants to
Anyways the first time you met? Ahh probably from such a young age you met i honestly want that childhood friends to lovers so thats what happend to you and him
Let see.. hmmmmm Your the daughter of the count and you happend to admire your father so much to the point you visit him at his work
Which he is the commander for the emperor's palace and had earn alot of recognition and respect from the nobles
At times like this, you never act lady like unless meeting any of the royalties
At some point your brothers (your going to have 2 brothers, one older and one younger) were wondering how you could do that but netherless they were very supportive of you♡
So just like that, your admiration for your father was such a great one. He would teach you how to weld a sword and injure people who'd mess with you incase of problems
So When you decided to visit the palace with the Emperor's permission (his planning something lol) You accidentally came across two royals
“Oh, (Y/N)? What are you doing here?”
“Im simply taking a walk with the His Majesty's permission as my father would take a while for the meeting his currently having. Im sorry for intruding, Your Highnesses.” with a polite bow you gave your reason as polite as possible
“Haha its ok, Your permitted to be one of my guards right? His Majesty assigned you and your taking the test, correct?” The older prince excitedly ask, you titl your head and nodded
Did i ever tell you that the only reason you can get in was actually because your a knight in training for the heir to the throne? Yes now you know
You and the prince have a very unique kind of knowledge to one another i guess??
“Your highness, Your mother is looking for you-”
Felix stopped his sentence as he saw Anastacius glaring at him, he immediately bowed but not as respectful as the other
“It seems like you have to go Claude, I'll be going. (Y/N) how about tea?”
“I wish all the glory shine upon you prince Claude. Its nice to meet you too Young Lord Felix Robane. I'll be joining his highness now please take care.” with that you follow behind a talking Anastacius
Felix immediately turn to look at you, who probably had his eyes beam and shine like the sun. You look really pretty. Is one of his thoughts.
You gave Claude a respectful bow and a smile to the both boys
HAHAHA not as romantic as any childhood friends to lovers story but im telling you in the future it'll definitely get better
So that happend.
Any clues what's gonna happen next?
Anastacius De Alger Obelia
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Villains are so fine af
Anyways before i got lost on ranting on how i almost lost the scenerio for felix we gotta finish this sht first and before i cry for shts after shts
Ok this guy ask you to marry him
He thought when he first saw you in his disguise in the market “oh this person is so gonna benefit me”
Meanwhile you were having a peaceful lovely marketing some fruits for the living you have for a friend of yours and their adoptive kids which your totally fine with it aslong as they can give you something you could budget for their food
That stop as this perv looking guy with black hair and idk what eye color is that getting on his knees and asking for your hand in marriage
Idk how long you guys stared probably wondering who tf will marry you in a messy clothing rn
“Yo who tf are you” you asked, with a raise of a brow
Everyone in the market was around the two of you being the marites (Philippines karen every gender ver ig)
“(Y/N), do you know this guy?” one of the stall owners asked, you look at them and shook your head
“I dont even have a relationship with anyone since birth, How tf do i even know him he looks like a pervert”
Anastacius was either having a crisis right now or just doesn't understand why your acting like that. I mean he got (let me search her name)
That took me 7 minutes to try and find who tf this woman was since she's not very import she a walking trash rn so her name was Penelope skksshhssh
He got Penelope had a one night stand with him on the timing to be exposed to claude who can only look at him with betrayal
Honestly if i was his mother instead, ill be on that one fanfic i read from wattpad lmao
So he was wondering how tf can you reject him
His thinking probably his looks, if he has his original identity right now he knows how much you surely would fall inlove with him
You just have to look at him like he was a weird duck from the swan
So it ended with someone being one of the elders you be friended startibg to shoo him away with a crane targeting his lower parts of the body
You thanked the old lady ofcourse
Gaaaahh sorry for the short one shot! Please give me ideas ob how this will be going lmao
Very proud to make this at 10am to 1 pm lol
Im very tired so ill be sleeping now
Request are open btw so you can request^^
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nathaly-f1 · 1 year
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I feel like i need to share this somewhere for shits n giggles so here it is.
I the 8th grade, one monday my civics second period teacher was talking about immigrants, more specifically Hispanic immigrants. I among many others in the class were hispanic. Keep that in mind, i wasn't the only hispanic kid. Well in the middle of the class he spoke more specific abt them, their looks n stuff then called them Aliens BOOM. THE WHOLE CLASS TURNS TO LOOK AT ME. EVEN MY FRIENDS. (my friends did it because everyone else did btw) I SPEAK FLUENT (kinda/sort) ENGLISH WITH NO ACCENT WHATSOEVER. SOMEONE ON THE PHONE COULD THINK I AM A WHITE 18 YEAR OLD GIRL FROM NEW YORK WHEN THAT IS FAR FROM THE TRUTH. Hispanic kids who didnt even speak a LICK of english turned to look at me like THEY were the ones who spoke english and i was a new kid. Were they scared they would get looked at if they didnt look at me? Probably, but i wont judge too hard because i was in their shoes too and probably would have done the same at the age of like 6. Of course the racist white kids and the white passing hispanic kids did too because the ones in said class were ashamed of being hispanic. EVEN THE GODDAMNED TEACHER WAS LOOKING AT ME. LIKE HE WASNT FULL ON THE SAME SKIN COLOR AS ME. BROWN AS SHIT TOO BRO. I am not too popular, i know people, places, and things and people know me, i am not friends with said people just well known so i have ZERO clue how tf people just KNEW to look at me. The aftermath consisted of me putting my head down for the rest of the class, talking to my friends, putting my airpods in and trying to ignore the fact that the whole event went down. I choose to belive it wasnt a practiced hatecrime against me from the whole class and instead just a weird civics cult type of racist way of saying "you look stereotypical" so yeah.
That my little shits n giggle story ❤️
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tagthescullion · 3 years
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📁 x (however many you have) for an AU where Bianca survives and is recruited into the Titan army (#dark!Bianca)
Okay I spent literal weeks on this bc I have a WIP of Bianca being alive and I have yet to decide whether I want her to be on the good side or the bad side.. you see, having more Big Three Kids on the bad side is such an interesting concept to me bc they're the ones with the strongest powers and the fight would've been much more equal.. anyway here we go:
(This became a bit long, I'll just add the cut)
(And in the end I decided this is how I'll be continuing my WIP after all)
Also this was for the: send me 📁 and I'll send you a headcanon!
Bianca doesn't die, she accidentally falls into the Labyrinth where she runs into Chris Rodríguez
They get out of the Labyrinth in Arizona where Clarisse finds them and recognises Chris and Bianca's name and accidentally tells Bianca "oh whoops, your brother ran away and nobody did shit about it :)" bc I love Clarisse but she's on the brutally honest side
Bianca is, understandably, very upset, you're a kid, you hand your brother to authorities who are there to help and send him to a safe haven and they just... let him go... bitches
Anyway, Bianca's bitter. Nico's gone, Zoë, her big fat crush, is dead and Artemis "did nothing to help" (bear in mind Bianca wasn't present there), and the only people to help her are a well-meaning but unequipped daughter of Ares and her petite and strong-willed mother (who loves Bianca bc she can stumble through French and play Bach on the piano)
So Bianca's picked up by the Hunters, lieutenanted by none other than not-a-fan-of-the-gods Thalia Grace
Thalia doesn't mean to put Bianca against the gods, hell she herself had an almost fall-to-the-Dark-Side moment, but she doesn't like the gods all that much, with perhaps a few exceptions
The only difference was that Annabeth was there to make Thalia see sense, whereas after months of looking Bianca doesn't have a fucking clue where Nico is
Thalia takes the Hunters to NYC, first they visit darling Percy who Bianca used to see like such a heroic figure but now? Damn now in her eyes this older boy has let her little, helpless brother alone in a foreign country plagued by pagan gods who seem to give no fucks about their children
Percy's explanation doesn't satisfy her at all, and then he goes and says "btw I think we know who your godly father is" and Bianca's like "??? I killed skeletons when none of you could, I know bc the Force told me so that my beloved Zoë is in Elysium, shadows stick to me like sand on the beach??? And I remember my mamma calling dad Ade??? who's my papà then?"
Sarcasm aside tho, Bianca is upset bc she had vague memories of a caring father but this god isn't the same, he didn't help Nico? he didn't find her? he almost let her die? what a father, eh?
Thalia realises Bianca's about to escalate into a full blown fist fight with Percy and she's like my money's on the girl "let's go to CHB, see if they know anything, why don't we?"
Mr D is mildly concerned under a façade of disinterest and Chiron's full of "we're so sorrys" that remind Bianca of when her neighbours got letter from the government saying "KIA we're so sorry he died bravely" which ofc pisses her tf off
She wonders out loud how can gods be so careless specially when they're losing campers to Kronos' side all the time
And guess who's there to hear her? Ah, yes, our darling spy. Silena wastes no time sending word to Luke that there's this Hunter who's two seconds away from storming up to Olympus to murder them all
Luke's still recovering from the fight in Mt Othrys, but he still knows Thalia's not happy with the gods, he knows she'll unknowingly help poison Bianca bc he knows about CJ now, and knows that a certain Jason Grace is there bc he was taken by Juno when he was a toddler, and that it's a big part of why Thalia was so hateful towards the gods
Luke knows Thalia well, and Thalia sees the parallels between her lost little brother and Bianca's little brother... at the time, Thalia has no clue Jason's alive nor does she know whether Nico's alive
"He is" Bianca insists, but "what does she know?" Thalia thinks but out loud she only says "the gods don't care about us, they're just slightly better than Kronos"
Not particularly convincing ofc, and Luke tells Silena to take advantage of a potential recruit in the Hunters, who they haven't been able to get hold of so far
And how tf does a daughter of Aphrodite contact the Hunters without calling attention on it? through no other than Clarisse
Because Bianca has a soft spot for Clarisse, after all, Bianca's a kid, she's hurt and confused, and Clarisse offered her shelter when she was at her lowest, so ofc Bianca keeps in contact with her
Clarisse and Silena are best mates ;) and eventually Silena discovers such a pretty music box that plays that same song Bianca played for the La Rues
Clarisse is a bit surprised Silena remembered that particular detail but eh, Virgos are like that, so she tells Silena she can hand it over to Bianca whenever they saw each other again
Clarisse ofc thinks it's such a Silena move to gift pretty thing to little girls who feel sad, she's a good Samaritan and what not, isn't she? such a lovely friend
Bianca likes going over to the La Rues every so often, Clarisse shares every bit of information she has, and Bianca grew fond of the mother-daughter pair, and then Clarisse gives her that music box... it's so pretty
Pretty and useful, she finds out
The music box has a little ballet dancer, if you press it, it sounds like... what was it that Nico and his little friend in Westover liked to play with? walkie-talkies!
And she messes around for a while saying dumb random things and getting no reply until one day she hears Silena's voice come back to her
At first it's chit chat, "did you like the music box?" "isn't it cool that it does that?" "it's okay to be upset about your brother" "how come Artemis hasn't helped yet?" and that's the thing about pre-teens, they're so easy to convince
Besides, Kronos is no fool, the moment Silena gets a hit with the "gods are so insensitive" he throws dreams Bianca's way... the true destruction of the war she can't remember properly, runaway demigods unsheltered and alone, and finally: Nico.
He is alive, she knew it! But he's by himself, he looks so thin and dirty and... devastated. He looks devastated.
It's all the gods' fault. Their civilisation's rotten!
Kronos tells her it's easy to get him back... but not with the gods' help. what has your father done for the both of you? what has your Artemis done to get him back? niente, Bianca, niente
Bianca's not an idiot, she knows this creepy, powerful voice is up to something, and her grandfather has always told her no big favour comes for free. "what do you want from me?"
"Information." "That's all?" "That's all."
Bianca wants proof, no deal is made without insurance. Kronos shows her Nico again, he shows her Minos, the danger Nico's in, and bc Kronos is a stronzo and we know it, he lets her think it's her fault. you abandoned him, you owe him this.
Bianca falls for it. Kronos is right, isn't he? she left him with camp, camp didn't do shit. she should've known that!
"How do I help him?" "Keep us informed about the Hunters' whereabouts and plans" "How?" "The music box"
And so Bianca's now a spy
Voilà
This was so long, I'm soooo writing this now
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zhuilingyizhen · 3 years
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zhuilingyizhen coffee shop au
I remember I saw someone say that wn always owns a coffee shop in these AUs, and to that I say, yeah pretty much. (ft. wangningxian and jyl x jzx x wq)
Wen Ning owns a cute little coffee shop! He supports his baby cousin, Wen Yuan, for the first couple years.
Wen Qing runs her own practice, for children though, across the street, and three very frequent customers happen to be two Jins & a Jiang, if you get who I’m talking about. 0-0
jl and wy (turned lsz later, long story) probably played a little together as kids but it’s not super important
Anyways, wn’s coffee shop probably burns down or something in a series of arson attaccs against the Wen family. Wq’s practice doesn’t get destroyed though, and she gets some help from a certain extremely rich couple who used to go to her.
But wn is super worried bc his wittle bb cousin is gone 0-0
And then a Yuan runs off and falls into a river and dies.
Jk jk, he almost dies! And loses his memory. He’s about 6 at the time, btw. Some stranger (COUGH WWX COUGH) finds this little baby dRowNinG and saves him, bc ofc only wwx would be suspiciously near a river in the middle of nowhere.
Wwx takes keeps him for a couple days, but realizes that he has no clue how to parent, so he takes him to the Lan orphanage.
(Yes, the Lans run an orphanage and you can take this hc from my dead, cold hands.)
(Seriously, I have so many ideas for this. Ask me.)
(Dw this is still a coffee shop AU!)
Anyways, wwx takes him to his just-a-friend, lwj. Lwj looks at this child and looks at wwx.
He also has no clue who this child is.
But he really goes and named him “to long for”, staring right into wwx’s eyes.
Wwx skips away to annoy his brother or something. Idk.
So lqr, running this orphanage, takes lsz in. He also gives lwj a look when he finds out what this child was named, but... shush.
Since he’s in an orphanage, he takes the Lan name. He also meets Lan Jingyi, who is maybe 7 if this happens after August?
Ljy’s mom was not very good.
Meanwhile wn is crying his eyes out bc his bb cousin probably died in the fire and now he’s sad and it’s all his fault & :(((((
Ofc, being the amazing, bamf older sister she is, wq refuses this response.
She makes wn come work for her now, so yay! They have one less person to support, so it don’t as bad but,, but,, WEN YUAN IS DEADDD :((((((((((((((((((
So sad.
Anyways, jl probably asks once why that kid he used to play with is gone. They attend the funeral, but wn is always on da lookout for anyways who fits the description of lsz.
jl doesn’t remember him that well anyways, so oof. His parents lowkey like wq but jzx is a shy bastard and wq is uselessly gay for jyl so this won’t end up well.
But since this is a lsz-centric coffee shop AU...
Lsz grows up under the amazing teaching of lqr, probably learns an instrument or two from lxc, gets parented w/bunnies by lwj, and uselessly crushes on ljy. Like he does.
And then time skip to him in college, and he wants to start a coffee shop bc it reminds him of his childhood, that he doesn’t remember.
But yeah. Coffee shop AU.
Oyzz, who is jl’s friend goddamnit let jl have friends both his parents are alive, drags him to every coffee/tea shop in the area bc he has an obsession with good drinks. Which eventually leads them to lsz’s cozy little tea shop.
It’s moderately popular, sometimes ljy will sing for entertainment (bc yesss 🥺) and it’s pretty good! Lsz is out of college (so 22, bc he didn’t take a masters) and started the shop, ljy’s doing god knows what (maybe signed a record deal w/ someone who went to the cafe and heard him singing? a dumb luck sorta thing. Or perhaps lxc has a production company :eyes:)
but ljy sometimes helps out or just hangs around the shop.
Anyways, oyzz likes his voice a big lot, befriends ljy, and now jl has to go there every weekend bc he’s whipped for oyzz.
He also gets to watch oyzz and ljy be big gay for each other, so yeah. Huh. jl sorta befriends lsz, bc ofc he does. They’re both a lil sad, but fun!
Also, jl and wn are pretty close now bc jl has wayyyyy too many uncles.
Lsz doesn’t remember wwx, but lwj sure as hell does.
Surprisingly, wwx and wn, going out on a not-date, as just-friends, end up going to the tea shop & wn is surprised at how similar it looks to his coffee shop from all those years ago.
wOw whAt a cOinCidEncE!
jl probably recommended it to wn and wwx, bc ofc he did.
Matchmaker extraordinaire, I say. Jyl and jzx are just 🥺 so proud of their child
But they’re also uselessly crushing on wq, who isn’t usually oblivious but thinks it’s just a doctor-patient transaction.
side plot: wq and jyl go out one night and end up sleeping together and the next morning jzx makes them tea & breakfast and then casually asks how it was and jyl says “it was great” while wq chokes on her tea & is very confused:tm:
Yeah, they get together bc I love background ships.
But wn is kinda sus at how similar it looks. He thinks maybe they went to his coffee shop before, and orders tea. But then he sees the one barista and thinks “wait a second...”
Bc the barista (lsz) looks scarily familiar, he just doesn’t know why. Oyzz is just over in a corner sipping his bubble tea.
One day, after the tea shop closes and the junior quartet are the only ones left, and lsz asks to speak to jl. Alone.
Ljy and oyzz are looking at them like 👀 👀 but they leave together to go to some bookstore or something, idk.
So now lsz and jl are alone. They’re sorta friend-acquaintances, but now jl’s a little confused as to why tf lsz wants to talk to him.
Lsz explains that jl seems familiar (coughiwonderwhycough) and says that he lost his memory at a young age and that wwx found him. jl is starting to put the puzzle together.
Lsz basically asks him out on a date, but neither of them know or think it’s a date, so jl agrees.
They both go there seperate ways, and when oyzz and ljy find out the next day, they realize that they’re going on a date.
Ljy is very excited for lsz!! But what is that pain he feels—
Ofc, they stalk jl and lsz on their date, bc they are stupid and don’t realize they might have feelings for them. At least they realize their feelings for each other. Ljy & oyzz get together!! :))
They’re also oblivious though so they don’t notice a Ling & Sizhui’s :/
Wn ends up taking over the tea shop so lsz can go off and get his masters
Eventually the junior quartet stumble into a relationship ! Hopefully ! it’s really quite a mess until sizhui gets a dna test taken at wn’s request. found family turned actual family is an old trope, but one we will accept <3
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psianabel · 3 years
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KHUX Finale Part 1 thoughts.
Where the fuck do I even begin, I’m still just crying here.
- True Dandelion Strelitzia ... thank you - Data Daybreak will just go to sleep, like a computer. There was this thing of “Data Daybreak runs on a computer, just like the real life Xerox Daybreak indicates” and I swear to god if we get the name Xerox anywhere in KH I will lose my mind - how tf did Luxu end up in Data to pick up Strelitzia when he’s in the Real Daybreak. Can he just. Jump those worlds.  - Strelitzia is really Lauriam’s impulse control. No wonder he ends up like this as Marluxia, without her on his side ...  - Luxu has such Xigbar manners when MoM isn’t around ... I’m so SO excited to see Xigbar with MoM in the future. There is just. So much. Oh my god.  - Luxu’s interpretation of MoM’s words were really “yeah no meddling, but this only applies to the Dandelions, so go wild” and I’m fucking crying. Oh Luxu. - capital D Darkness is canon, I won, thank you everyone - there are six Darknesses, and we know two of them. ... Four are still in Data, this isn’t looking too good here.  - So Ephemer was the kid circled in red on the List. I guess that confirms it, makes sense. ... With the Book of Prophecies you get Master’s Defender, this is such a reveal ... Ephemer was supposed to get Master’s Defender. I’m still in shock. Can I explain what in the world will happen with that keyblade? Absolutely not, I’m so SO at loss with this. Just. Nothing. I have nothing. Literally. I have Zero clue. It must end up somewhere in the real world???? How did. what. Ancestory Theory Brain - Eraqus is the hill I still die on and I will never let it go, but this keyblade???? no idea. (pspsps Brain picking up Master’s Defender from Land of Departure in the future, give it to me, canon) - that interaction made me cry so much btw. I’ve never cried so hard about Union Cross like this. “May your heart be your guiding key, Ephemer.” I’m BAWLING leave me ALONE. - So I guess No Name Brain will be a thing in Finale Part 2. He has to. There is no way Luxu is gonna give it to Lauriam, Elrena, or Ven. No. - Ven is fucking sleeping through his journey to the Real Daybreak. SON. - Lauriam - Ven,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, so help me god I need them to reunite post KH3 so badly - Elrena honeyyyyy, god shes so sweet, little bean. - no fear. Skuld isn’t Subject X. One fear.  - no idk I guess she will be taking the remaining Pod, ending up later in time as the other three, who most likely appear around the same time (4 years pre BbS), which makes the most sense age wise. - Scala founder Brain can still be a thing. I will never stop believing it. But FUCK MASTER’S DEFENDER god I. I’m so lost lmfao. - Player - Ephemer - Skuld trio is so :((((((((((((( I’m emo - what the fuck will be the final boss of this game. We’re in Data. Darkness???? - Oh god Luxu and Darkness dont destroy a Pod I’m begging you, fighting in this room has proven to be fatal.  - Break, baby. Terrible weather outside. Absolutely Fantastic.  - ............... Master’s Defender. I’m so. 
I have more thoughts that go more into the theory direction but. God. God. Head so full. Union Cross my beloved ...........
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bluepluto03 · 3 years
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Ok so! I absolutely adore @tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors sanders sides series “love and other fairytales” and bc he is a really cool person who does prompts for other ppl all the time, I decided to take a prompt from him myself !!
(Note that I asked on my main and this is my writing blog lol so that’s why the urls don’t match upppppp)
The prompt was basically just anything with Roman and Remus,,,, I went a tiny bit off of that and this is kinda a mini fic/kinda a hc post but I hope u enjoy it dispite that!!! <3
Remus doesn’t really understand like healthy forms of showing affection. And ofc Roman, who is like 40 and looking at this kid who is somehow a literal 18 y/o infant and also decades older than him is not gonna let that continue
So once Remus wakes up from his hibernation Roman makes it his mission to try and like show Remus actual Love and Affection
He orders weird sodas online for Remus. Like the weirdest flavors possible. Grass flavored soda is a real life thing. It’s Remus’s favorite and Roman buys it in bulk and just throws one at Remus basically every time he sees him
Every day that Remus has therapy Roman goes into the forest to pick him up and walk with him to it (or drive idk how far Emile’s office). He also always waits outside so he can walk Remus back after
At first Remus is mega sus bc he’s like basically assuming that Roman is trying to make sure he’s not going to hurt the humans. Which is like mayyyyybe a tiny part of it but it’s legitimately 99.9% that Roman just wants to be there for him
Roman starts a habit of ruffling Remus’s hair every time he sees him. Remus is honestly just,,,,,, baffled
Remus has literally no clue what the heck is going on, but other ppl start figuring it out and deciding “oh I’m going to do that too”
Patton starts inviting Remus to family movie nights! Ofc they have tons of soda and sweets but Patton also goes out of his way to try and make some of the more weird Fae foods that Remus enjoys
Although once Roman accidentally drank something made primarily of tree sap, bark and river water. So that was unfortunate
Movie nights are.... interesting btw. They watch a lot of Disney movies and Remus likes to make a lot of.... off color jokes.
Thankfully he keeps it.... mostly in check when Linda is around (at least when she’s still really young). Usually he waits for her to fall asleep, or he just finds Roman the next day and tells him like all 200 of the jokes within 15 minutes
Remus does actually enjoy the movie nights though
Logan asks for Remus’s opinion on their garden (even if he doesn’t really need that help) and they have really in-depth seelie discussions about ~plants~
Virgil is very awkward but he’s trying his best. He just keeps leaving Remus fancy weapons bc why tf not
Linda very quickly gets to the point where she’s comfortable enough about Remus to basically use him as a climbing post. He doesn’t mind but his bird is a little jealous
Through out all of this Remus is somewhere between appreciative and very confused like What Are They Doing
Emile is like they care about you ya silly!!
Remus is like yeah I know??? So why are they doing that??? I already know that they.... care or w/e what’s the point of doing all that
Emile: well when people care about eachother they like to do nice things and show that they care! Even if the other person already knows, part of caring about someone is making sure they feel cared for :) 
Remus is just like.... Oh.....
At the end of the session he goes out into the waiting room and Roman is there waiting for him
Remus goes up and hugs Roman
Roman just grins and hugs him back
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twdmusicboxmystery · 3 years
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More Spoilers!
All right. I have lots to talk about and probably won’t be able to get it all into this post. But everything I’m going to say here is about spoilers for episodes 10x17 and 10x18. As always, let’s remember that we always have to take spoilers with a grain of salt because, while they’re probably mostly true, some of the details might not be. 
***So if you don’t want to read spoilers, stop reading now! You’ve been warned!***
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Yup! This is true. Check it out below:
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Okay, let’s unpack this. First of all, we’ve been told Beth would be mentioned, but not by name. I’m seeing two different places from the above spoilers where she’s mentioned, but not by name. First, Daryl’s “some people are just gone” line. Yes, he’s talking about looking for Connie. But she’s been a Beth proxy since she showed up. And of course the “just gone” line is a direct callback to what Daryl said to Rick back in 4x16, which WAS directly about Beth. 
It also occurred to me more recently how interesting it is that that conversation (in 4x16) happened between Daryl and Rick, rather than Daryl and Maggie or Michonne or anyone else. I mean, many seasons later, Rick was “just gone” too and we believe he and Beth are in (mostly) the same place now. So it was a foreshadowing. Annnnnddd once again we KNOW Rick is alive.
Searching for people has been a theme for Daryl since Sophia in S2, so from a symbolic standpoint, this “just gone” line is freaking huge!
Second, there’s Maggie and Kelly’s convo where Kelly asks if Maggie is a big sister. I’m kind of thinking this is the reference that first reviewer referred to. It doesn’t sound like they mention Beth by name, but it’s definitely a reference to Maggie’s younger sister.
But then we get this bit about Daryl and Maggie’s convo. We have two different references to Beth there. First, Maggie telling Hershel, Jr stories about her (and Hershel and the rest of the family). 
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And then Maggie saying that after Beth’s death, she and Glenn talked about going to the ocean. 
Now, let me put a disclaimer here that it’s possible neither of these references will actually use Beth’s name in the episode. It’s possible the reviewers/spoilers just wrote it up this way for ease of explanation. 
But even if they don’t actually say her name, these references sound really specific. It mentions stories about Shawn, Beth and Hershel. Why not just say “my family.” There must have been something particular (a name or something else) that made the reviewer mention these names. And as for the “after Beth’s death” thing (I’d be surprised if she actually uses the word “death” but that remains to be seen), what else is Maggie going to say? After we left Atlanta? After Grady? No matter what it is, it’s still a reference to Coda and what happened to Beth. 
So guys, we have not one but FOUR different references to Beth in one episode. 
Third, it strikes me how MANY sister references we have. Obviously the ones about Beth I covered above. Then there’s Connie and Kelly, and even Elijah who apparently lost a sister. So....what? Now EVERY character has lost a sister and everyone decides to mention it in the same episode? Come on! No way this is accidental. 
And, I’ve said this before but it bears repeating. Because these are bonus episodes and somewhat outside the usual structure, we need to view them as their own season or at least their own half season. (Even though there are six instead of eight, we should view this as it’s own half-season arc. Many people are referring to them as 10C, which I think is fitting.) 
And the end ALWAYS mirrors the beginning. 4x01 they mention Macon. 4x16, the group goes to Macon (where Terminus was located). 6x09, Daryl blows up the Saviors on the road. 6x16, Negan/Saviors symbolically blow up TF (by killing Glenn and Abraham). You get the idea. We have so many mentions of sisters and people Daryl has searched for here, I really think there’s a good chance we’ll see Beth in 10x22. (Which airs on Easter, btw.)
Finally, there are all ocean references. We know Beth = Water, and we’ve always seen her symbolism around Oceanside and water/ocean locales and other references. So again, this is pretty huge! 
Not to mention, this Maggie/Daryl Convo definitely seems like a callback to their 5x10 convo about Beth in the barn. 
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Here are more spoilers from this episode:
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I’m not gonna say much about the Reapers right now. I’m excited to meet these new baddies (I’m always intrigued to learn who the next villains will be). But what catches my attention here are the stars and talk about how “she’s out there, under the same sky.” References to stars, and missing family members who are out there somewhere, alive. 
So yeah. These are great. I could go into much more detail than this about the symbolism, but for now, I’m just posting spoilers. Best to watch the episode before going down more detailed rabbit holes, lol.
But didn’t we tell you there would be TONS of great symbolism for us to dissect?
The only other thing I’m going to address today are the pictures of Daryl and Leah laying on top of a refrigerator. Yeah, really not kidding.
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Exactly, Nonny. It’s definitely a choice. I mean, obviously there’s some kind of board across the top so they don’t fall in. But who opens a refrigerator of the woods and decides it’s a comfortable place to lie down in the middle of the day? So weird. 
@wdway​ also pointed out that this is out of character for Daryl (just as with all things Leah) because he doesn’t seem to have his crossbow or any weapon within easy reach, and it’s not like him to let his guard down that far.
So, it’s a weird picture and a weird scene, for sure.
But do you all remember @frangipanilove‘s Cooler Symbolism posts? The refrigerator (anything with water running through it, actually, so coolers, air conditioners, etc) are Beth symbols.
So I know no one likes to see this picture, because it’s Daryl and Leah, but it’s just more proof to me that she’s a Beth proxy and/or will lead to Beth in some way.
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And I know people will ask what they’re looking at. We don’t know. In the bts shot, it’s blank. Probably a map or something they’ll put in with the computer. 
This isn’t actually uncommon, and I’m actually glad this is the case. See, we’ve noticed that in bts shots, there are other things that are also blank during filming. One of them is license plates. But that makes me happy because it’s shows we’re right to look at the license plates as clues. They aren’t just generic plates for whatever car is being used. They’re purposely and thoughtfully put in by the writers after the filming. Which means they’re symbolic clues.
And I think this map will be the same way. It probably won’t be that important in terms of the plot of the episode. Just something Daryl and Leah are scrutinizing. But I’m very curious to see what’s actually on it in the episode, as I bet it’ll be chalk full of Beth symbolism. 
Of course, my fellow FB groupie fixed these pictures for us. This is the way they really SHOULD look. 
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Thanks Bella! 😊
Thoughts?
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dorovahkiin · 4 years
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SnK chapter 131 - My personal thoughts
- Ramzi and Halil... For me the MVPs of 131. Poor lads. Eren and Ramzi are both very confident and ambitious, but it didn't end well for Ramzi. And I don't think it will end well for Eren either.
- This wasn't Liberio, right? But interesting that a lot of people already escaped (without telling the refugees, what asses)
- Are the warriors' families still alive? I think yes, at least a few of them. If Annie wants to see her dad again they'd have to accidentally meet in Odiha, otherwise I have no clue
- It was nice to see Eren's POV of chapter 123 and to see what was behind that Ramzi memory shard. Well...
- Eren feels sorry - though FELT would be more appropriate. 123 Eren was months before current paths Eren and tbh I'm not sure if paths Eren still feels sorry. He is so different, like a completely new human being. Not to mention he called the humans "animals" last chapter.
- It almost feels like he has two personalities, but I think it's different than Reiner. Eren's "villain" personality was part of him since he was born ("I was born this way"). Imo it's not the result of circumstances, but it has always been there and was forshadowed since his season 1. Circumstances rather trigger it instead of create.
- I used to think Eren is doing this mainly for Paradis and his friends, but I changed my opinion months ago after re-reading chapter 100 and 131 more or less confirmed that there is more behind it:
- Freedom. It's nice that freedom through rumbling was confirmed as "That scenery" because I have guessed that. So no E+H=Y scenery, I doubt there's a second "that scenery" 😂
- Of course part of him is still doing this for Paradis, it's the "good" side inside of him, but I believe the "evil" side of him is doing this for selfish freedom. And now the "evil" side took over completely, therefore his main goal is freedom either at the present, but not at 123 yet!
- We shouldn't forget that the "I'm sorry" parts were flashbacks of 123, not the thoughts of current Eren. Current Eren's thoughts are the kid Eren in Paths imo.
- Age-wise kid Eren looks like himself when he got his titan powers. Ymir also got stuck in Paths with a kid's body, probably the same age as she got her titan powers. Interesting pattern.
- RIP Ramzi and Halil 😞
- OK, what the hell was Ymir doing there? Tbh I first thought she was there physically and is about to get stomped on 🙈 But Isayama drew those white lines through her, so this got to be her as ghost/vision or whatever
- Ramzi is not Eldian, otherwise he would have heard Eren's voice in Paths. But why tf does he see Ymir? Or maybe he doesn't see her at all and she is just watching him? Though it was implied he sees her 🤔
- I don't think Ymir controls Eren. At least I hope not. Ymir being the "end boss" would be underwhelming imo because she was properly introduced pretty late and never spoke a word. She is not as well developed as Eren, actually far away from his level of development! I do think Eren is the "end boss" and Ymir is just watching and sees the consequences of her actions, though I don't know how she feels about it.
- What the fuck, Armin in Paths with Eren? This was a Trost arc parallel when Armin woke Eren up, this will probably have some importance later on
- Let's move on to the AruAni scene: Most of my warrior discord friends will kill me if they see this, but I actually liked the AruAni scene.
- I've never been that much of an AruAni shipper, but I do support and enjoy it. It has been developed since season 1 after all and I was happy about the scene. Congrats to all AruAni fans! Even if my favourite ships are two other pairings I have to admit that AruAni is most probable to become canon at the moment - unless one of them dies.
- AruAni haters used to say Armin only went to Annie to vent, nice that this chapter confirmed that this is bullshit. He just likes Annie, simple as that.
- Bertholdt controlling Armin is bullshit either imo and will hopefully confirmed soon. After all Eren lied about Mikasa being a slave, then I think he also lied about Armin.
- When it comes to Annie's feelings things are more difficult imo... I do think she likes him in a way because she had always acted different around him, but I'm not sure if it's romantic and she probably doesn't know either. Annie is so dumb when it comes to emotions, she is just slowly learning to understand them. I think she tried to push Armin away because she cannot believe someone actually likes her, she doesn't dare to believe, she has such low self esteem. She doesn't really know how it feels to be loved, so she doesn't know how to handle.
- Furthermore the timing was weird because she is worried about her dad, but on the other hand she started the talk in the first place 🤷‍♀️ She took the rare opportunity of them being alone, they don't have much to do on the ship anyway, so it's perfect for talks. Of course she is most worried about her dad, but the Armin situation must be important to her either, otherwise she wouldn't have addressed it to Armin in the first place.
- What I also liked about the scene is that Armin admitted he has done mistakes. Armin and Annie's mistakes are different and not really comparable, but I liked that Armin stepped down from high moral ground. Because I have met some SC fans who say 104th have never done anything wrong, warriors always bad, and this gets annoying sometimes. Because SC are not perfect either. Btw I like both SC and warriors!
- Last page. Wtf is Eren at all 🙈 I think he won't be able to get back to normal human form again. Whether he is asleep or unconscious, his consciousness is obviously inside the kids Paths Eren above the clouds
- It would be crazy if Eren were capable of warging inside birds, but for now this is more or less a crack theory. But on the other hand how was he able to see Falco in that memory shard last chapter? It's so confusing!
- I think Armin will try to wake Eren up, just like in Trost arc. But if anyone is somehow killing Eren, it will be Reiner imo.
- Therfore I'm hoping for a Reiner centred chapter again, or more warrior centred chapters in general, they've been neglected. There is still a lot of talk that has to happen both between the warriors themselves and between warriors and SC. I want to see more emotional talks.
- Eren POV was important, but for me it was not very new, but rather a confirmation of what I already theorised. I hope next chapter (and also next volume!) we switch back to the other characters again
- So my prediction for next chapter: Talk chapter similar to 127 between warriors and SC, maybe also between warriors themselves. I'd like a Reiner focus, but obviously I'm biased 🙈
- I hope the SC will understand Eren's real intention since he no longer does it for Paradis mainly. They are deluded in that matter, but I can't blame them!
- Maybe a Zeke or Floch cliffhanger next chapter? Wtf are they doing? Also will we ever see Historia again (not as flashback) before the final showdown? I hope
- I'd also like more Levi focus again, I need to know his thoughts!
- I'm soo looking forward to the new volume fake preview 😃
- My rate of this chapter: 9/10.
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twilightofthe · 3 years
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Chapter Sixteen liveblog of The Mandalorian Season 2!  Let’s go!!!
It’s the LAST ONE AHHHHHHH!!!!!
DIN BETTER GET HIS SON BACK IN THIS EPISODE I SWEAR TO FUCK
THEY WILL NOT MAKE ME WAIT AN ENTIRE ASS YEAR ON A CLIFFHANGER FOR ME TO SEE DIN HOLD HIS SON IN HIS ARMS AGAIN FUCK NO
Also they’ve kept who directed this episode a secret and lemme tell you I’m REAL curious as to who it was
Ok ok ok ok ok.  OK.  Here we go
*screaming intensifies*
Ok we getting RIGHT into a space battle
GETTEM BOBA GET EM
Oh but this is Pershing I’m hesitant about him, he let Din go with the baby last time
Hmmm good guy or bad guy
I feel like I’ve seen the actors of these Imp pilots before
OOP there goes Pilot #2
OOOP YEP PERSHING’S A CLONE ENGINEER OOOOOOOOOOH
Ok this guy’s a dickass extraordinaire 
Leave Cara alone lol Luke blasted everyone who saw Alderaan blow up into smithereens you should know that
Shut up bro someone’s gonna kill you
YEP CARA GOT HIM
WOOOOOAH DRAMATIC OPENING
The title card says “The RESCUE” which implies the baby is being RESCUED do NOT fuck with me here Star Wars 
Ok ok so I have no clue what this planet is I’m curious
Also wait if Pershing’s a clone engineer it’ll be real interesting if he and Boba interact
Oh there’s Bo Katan guess she’s back
OH WHOOP THERE’S A FETT AND A KRYZE MEETING
C’MON STAR WARS DON’T MAKE SATINE LOOK BAD IN THIS I’VE ALREADY GONE TO BAT AND SAID THE FETT EXCOMMUNICATION WASN’T HER FAULT XD
“Not all Mandalorians are bounty hunters” bitch you were a TERRORIST holy SHIT Bo Katan why are you like this
ALDKFSJDLK EVEN BO KATAN IS READY TO SQUARE UP OVER A BABY THAT CUTE
Lol whoop never mind
Uh oh here she goes with Boba
To glass eh?
PRINCESS OOOOOH
AND THE CLONES BOOTED MAUL OFF YOUR PLANET AND BAILED YOUR ASS OUT THE FIRST TIME ASSHOLE JESUS
TWICE YOU HAVE LOST YOUR PLANET TWICE
Wait what now about the Darksaber
So it’s a super special cutting saber?  Tf?
THE CHILD IS MY ONLY PRIORITY AAAAAAAA
Lol something tells me Pershing’s not gonna make it past this episode he knows too much and is giving too much information 
The lesbian energy in this scene is immense btw
Booooo you’re talking a BIG game rn
Y’all have no idea how fucking much I love that Boba’s calling Bo Katan princess it’s the funniest thing
Hmmmmmm honestly they should have expected they’d send TIEs instead
HMMMM GIDEON’S GONNA KILL Y’ALL
Lol Bo who taught you to fly
OH NO OH NO IT’S A TRAP I THINK GIDEON KNEW
Wait a minute fucking duh Gideon knew it was Bo Katan’s voice on the comms he’s met her AHHHHHHH
Aaaaaand here come the terminators
Ohhh so I guess Bo and Fennec and the wlw squad are the distraction
MORE LACK OF OSHA VIOLATIONS AGAIN FOR FUCK SAKE THAT IS DEEP SPACE GODDAMMIT
YAYYYYY GIRLS
Ok so it’s taken this long for Mando to pass the Bechdel test but ngl this is worth it
Wait a fuck so where’s Pershing in all of this?  With Boba?
WELL DIN MAYBE IF YOU HAD RAN A BIT FASTER YOU WOULDN’T BE FIGHTING THE TERMINATOR AHHHHHHHHH
Ok so THERE’S the spear
Hahaaaaa he spaced all the Terminators hahahaha
GIDEON’S GUARDING THE BABY AS YOU SHOULD KNOW BO KATAN
If he’s holding the Darksaber to the baby’s neck I swear--
AAAAAAAHHHHH I FUCKING KNEW IT LEAVE HIM THE FUCK ALONE ASSHOLE FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
STOP IT
Ok fine Thrawn 2.0
DON’T TRUST HIIIIIIIIM DON’T TRUST HIM DON’T TRUST HIM DON’T TRUST HIIIIIIIIIIIIIM
I HATE THIS ALL SO MUCH DIE BITCH DIE
NONONONONONONONONONONONONO
AAAAHHHHH I KNEW IT
GET THE SPEAR DIN GET THE SPEAR
THE SPEAR THE SPEAR AAAAHHHHH YES
Ok how is it possible so far that not even Din’s CLOAK has been sliced off
AHAHAHA NO BITCH KILL HIM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Oho so we getting some Bo and Gideon drama now!
Whaaaaat since when Sabine gave it to Bo Katan no fight?????
Ooooop the Terminators are back
I knew this was too easy
The Terminators coming back now are like when you roll a nat 20 earlier in a RPG and get rid of one of the really cool bosses the DM wanted to use and now the DM’s like “nOPE I’M STILL USING THEM”
FFS HE HAS A LOCKPICK NOOOOOOOOO
OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO BABY DOESN’T LOOK TOO GOOD AAAAHHHHH HEEEEEEELP
Gideon Shut The FUCK Up Challenge
Oh NOW who’s showing up
Who’s in the X Wiiiiiiiing
I DON’T LIKE THIS WHO IS THIS WHO 
Ahsoka???
NO WRONG HEAD SHAPE
THAT’S A LIGHTSABER AAAAAAAAA WHO WHO WHAT
LUKE OR EZRA GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN THAT’S LUKE OR EZRA THAT’S ONE OF MY BOYS HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIIIIIIIT AAAAHHHHHHH
I don’t know if Ezra could take out all those terminators that easily though
OK RIGHT HAND BLACK GLOVE??????
But is that Luke’s saber tho I can’t tell I don’t know?!?!?!??!?!
YEP THE OTHER HAND DOESN’T HAVE A GLOVE THAT’S LUKE THAT’S LUKE THAT’S LUKE THAT’S LUUUUUUUKE!!!! 
I’M GONNA CRY
OH SHIT BO’S DOWN OH SHIT
WHOOP CARA GOT GIDEON NOOOOO JUST LET HIM DIE GAH
And the baby sees the Jedi aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
OK JEDI VS DARKTROOPERS COME ON LUKE GET EM
WAIT NO THAT HAND DIDN’T LOOK WHITE THO COULD IT BE EZRA?
NO BUT THE ONE BLACK GLOVE
Y’ALL I AM ON CLOUD NINE RIGHT NOW THIS HAS MADE ME THE HAPPIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD
Ok good I think Bo’s back up again
LUKELUKELUKELUKELUKE?????
YEP I’D KNOW THAT GAY-ASS BELT ANYWHERE
IT’S HIIIIIIIM
I’M FUCKING CRYING OH MY GOD
IS HE A JEDI BIIIIIITCH
Ok the CGI Mark’s kinda scary ngl
Ok Baby’s not gonna wanna go with him and Disney BETTER not make Luke look bad when he says no
OH SHIT HE TOOK HIS HELMET OFF SO THE BABY COULD SEE HIS FACE KSLDJKLSJKLFSDLKJFJKLSAKJ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I’M GONNA FUCKIN DIE THIS IS TOO MUCH THIS IS WAAAAAAAAAAY TOO MUCH FOR MY HEART
OH NO OH NO OH NO DIN NOOOOOOO DON’T LEAE YOUR SON
NO 
NO NONO NO NO NO HE LOVES YOU
EVERYONE ELSE COVER YOUR EYES FUCKERS
Ok now R2 is just fanservice lmao
Ok now it is ILLEGAL Luke never called this kid Baby Yoda he would ABSOLUTELY do so 
OK ALSO BUT LUKE HOLDING HIS BABY GRANDMASTER IS THE CUTEST THING IN THE UNIVERSE
OK OK OK BUT ALSO NO LUKE YOU GOTTA GIVE HIM BACK NOW
DIN’S CRYING HONEY NOOOOOOOO
That’s IT
what the FUCK NOOOOOOOO
OK THIS WAS A GOOD END BUT AT THE SAME TIME NOOOOOO YODITO CAN’T STAY WITH LUKE WITH HIS MURDER-HAPPY HELLSPAWN NEPHEW AROUND
Also who’s Peyton Reed?
Anyway but AHHHHHH ok so this is setting up a conflict of Mando succession where once again I don’t know what the fuck they’re talking about, Bo took the Darksaber just fine from Sabine in Rebels without a fight????????
Gah it’s early and I’m still tired talk later
but AHHHHHH
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new york boy (hc) | p.p.
a/n: 50TH IMAGINE WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWWWWWWWWWWW!! this shit go 🅱razy!
summary: life is hard when you visit your uncle in new york and all of a sudden there's a cute boy named peter parker in your life (i suck at summaries just stick with me here)
warnings: the usual fluff/hella cussing + like a minute of slight angst, also DEADASS THIS IS LIKE 8.5K WORDS I GOT SO SO SOOOOOO CARRIED AWAY AHSAHDJFKSNFK
ALSO I APOLOGIZE FOR ANY INCONSISTENCIES OR TYPOS OR ANYTHING I LITERALLY WROTE THIS OVER A FEW DAYS AND GOT SO CARRIED AWAY WITH DIFFERENT PLOTLINES AND BASICALLY WHAT IM SAYING IS THIS IS VERY VERY CHAOTIC BUT I HOPE YOU GUYS GET THE POINT LOL
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- SECOND HEADCANON IN A ROW YEAHYEAH
- you guys i've had a one direction relapse i was literally Obsessed with them like eight years ago (when they were still together rip) and all of a sudden they are just living in my brain Rent Free once again
- btw harry is my favorite and always has been. call me basic but it's been an eight year bond so try and fight that 😌✋
- anyways time to write the actual fucking story
- haha Oops!
- no i didn't accidentally spell oops "opps" at first. the fact that you even think that is complete absurdity
- CAN LITTLE THINGS BY 1D STOP MAKING ME EMOTIONAL RIGHT NOW
- this is the eighth bullet point and i have yet to get into the actual story holy fuck
- guys i just watched knives out (yeah i know i'm late whatever) and i haven't fully processed it yet but it was Muy Bueno!
- STEAL MY GIRL IS PLAYING
i knowwww i knowwww i knowwww for sure
EVERYBODY WANNA STEAL MY GIRL
EVERYBODY WANNA TAKE HER HEART AWAY
- i am so sorry
- OKAY THIS IS WHERE THE ACTUAL STORY STARTS HOLY SHIT
- yeah ❤
- SO BASICALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- fuck what is this imagine about again?
- OH RIGHT
- OKAY
- YOU'RE TONY STARK'S NIECE OKAY
- don't ask me how that works i have No Fucking Clue (which i'm sure you've gathered at this point)
- (i don't know what i'm doing)
- y'all i've got a headache but ❤ nevertheless she persisted ❤
- so basically
- you live like
- not... in new york...?????????
- so like SOMEWHERE ELSE
- let's say you live in like california
- YEAHYEAH OKAY
- SO LIKE YK HOW TONY USED TO LIVE IN CALI
- so you and uncle tones (😌) were super close when he lived in cali and he'd like pick you up from school and get you ice cream and basically be the Coolest Uncle Ever
- ur mom (let's say she's tony's sister) would be like 🙄 whenever he'd goof around with u but she loved y'all's relationship
- ain't that fluffy
- but THEN
- tony moved to new york
- bitch how fucking rude is that
- so u were like
- a little dead inside
- but that was when you were like six so time moved at Hyper Speed back then and you don't really like Remember the Pain 😀
- OH AND BY THE WAY KINDA IMPORTANT SIDE NOTE!!!!!
- SINCE UR MOM GOT MARRIED SHE TOOK YOUR DAD'S LAST NAME (aka l/n) AND YOU KEEP THE FACT THAT TONY IS YOUR UNCLE A SECRET FOR LIKE SAFETY REASONS IG LOL
- Anyways! from there on you only visit once a year and be there for a week
- but u best BELIEVE those visits were HYPE AS FUCK YEAHYEAH
- when you turned 13 ur mom surprised you by finally letting you start going by yourself
- badass 13 year old y/n 😌
- so u were like Heck Yeah!
- YeahYeah 😀😀😀
- happy picks you up from the airport and ur like "uh hi"
- ANYWAYS THE POINT IS YOU START TRAVELLING TO NEW YORK ALONE
- SO!!!!!!!!!! WE ARE NOW IN PRESENT TIME
- you go on your annual trip
- happy picks you up as per usual
- the usual awkward convo goes on which typically goes something like:
"are you excited to see your uncle" "yeah" "cool" "mhmm"
- yeah ❤
- but anyways by the time you're like 10 mins away you're practically Bouncing in your seat
- happy is like.... Girl. Calm Down! 😀
"oh by the way tony has the kid over today"
- bro Huh???????????
- ??????
- "the kid" Very Specific Thank You!
- you're like "who tf is the kid"
"spider-man"
......
😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
- your head SPINS over to happy
"he's SPIDER-MAN?"
- happy just gets that Smug Smile Look on his face (y'all know the face) and shrugs, pulling into the garage
- you JUMP out of the car
- you wanna see sum real speed?
"identific-"
"FRIDAY! it's y/n let me in!!!"
- bitch calm down
"welcome back, y/n"
- WANNA SEE SUM REAL SPEED? 2.0
- you BUST through the doors
- not to mention your backpack is Barely Hanging On and happy is still in the garage hurling your suitcase out of the trunk
- sorry happy 😔😔
- happy ain't lookin so happy rn!
"friday, where's my uncle?"
"he's in the laboratory"
- WANNA SEE SUM REAL SPEED?????? 3.0
- go! go! go! go! go! go! go! go!
- spinch🥬spinch🥬spinch🥬spinch🥬spinch🥬spinch🥬spinch🥬spinch🥬spinch🥬spinch🥬spinch🥬spinch🥬spinch🥬spinch🥬spinch🥬spinch🥬spinch🥬
- you FLY down the stairs to the lab
- tony looks over and a smile immediately breaks on his face
- you look disheveled as HELL cause you're like panting and Far Too Excited
- peter looks over and sees you and is like 0_0
- as soon as you see peter you're ALSO like 0_0
- he cute
- wait no fuck he's HOT
"short-circuit!"
- you manage to tear your eyes from peter Somehow and look over at tony, smiling like a madwoman as you jump into his arms and give him a hug
"short-circuit?"
- oh damn
- this kid's Voice!!!!!!!!!!
- adorable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- you and tony pull apart and tony explains the nickname
"peter, this is y/n, my niece. short-circuit just so happens to come from when this idiotic girl will be talking about something when we're in the lab and she suddenly drifts off and gets this zoned out look on her face. she short-circuits, basically"
- peter's Still like 0_0
- his brain can't even Function Properly because tony was just explaining the next updates to peter's suit and then you're here and you're really pretty and tony apparently has a niece? and Everything Is Happening!!!!!!!!
"well im so sorry that i drift off because my brain is coming up with super cool stuff, which usually tends to make your little inventions even better. let's not forget me figuring out how to properly program JARVIS"
- *not peter's 0_0 look managing to amplify*
- eyebrows are RAISED
- (also quick moment of silence for jarvis i miss him 😔)
in memoriam:
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graphic design is my passion 2.0
fyi graphic design is my passion is becoming a new ~segment~ on these hcs because i love making them and i deadass couldn't stop laughing at my last one
- okay back to Da Program
- all tony does is scoff, clapping you on the back
"anyways... peter's interning for me, so i was just explaining-"
- intern? i don't think so!
- time to be a stark and fuck things up!
- YEAHYEAH
"happy told me he was spider-man? the suit is literally on that table over there? unless he's doing both spider-man and an internship? which is honestly impressive, i mean-" you look over at peter, "with school and everything- unless you don't go to school, but still-"
- you look back over and tony and this man is.........
- he's got that Look on his face you know what i'm talking about
"dammit, now i gotta go yell at happy"
"oh shit was i not supposed to know?"
- tony gives you an exasperated look and you're like Oops!
"it would've been better if you didn't know. just don't go running that big mouth of yours"
- you give him an offended look before being like Okay Fine Whatever
- tony is just tired and peter's standing there like OH FUCK UH OKAY??????????
- aka that one scene in infinity war
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moving on
"y/n, your room is set up. i'm gonna finish up here with pete and then we can go get cheeseburgers. deal?"
- you smile and nod, giving tony a kiss on the cheek (signature stark move)
- (i'm sad now)
- (fuck)
- you start to walk off and look over at peter
"it was nice meeting you, peter"
- mans is like Oh! Who? Me!
"oH- uh- y- yeah, it was nice meeting you, too"
- you give him a small smile and walk up the stairs out of the lab
- fucking dopey ass smile on your face because YOU JUST MET CUTE BOY SPIDERMAN AND HES CUTE AND HOT AND KJSDFHKSDJF FUCK!!!!!!!!!!
- peter looks back from watching you walk away and makes sure you're out of earshot
- fyi his ears are like Red Red and homeboy looks WHIPPED
- silly goose. fools fall in love
"i-um, i didn't know you had a niece?"
- tony just kind of scoffs
- very original reaction, tony! Never Been Done before, Especially by you! Wow!
"and i didn't realize how little time it takes for you to fall in love. i mean the bar was low but, jeez, kid"
"wait- no- i'm not in love"
"hmm okay. but if i catch you pulling something i will not hesitate to say i told you s-"
"no- yeah- that won't be, uh, that won't be a problem, mr stark"
- yeah tell that to your FACE peter
- he's like No! Of Course Not! meanwhile his face is just 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
- why are emojis so goddamn funny. they're the stupidest shits ever but i love them so much
- ANYWAYS!
- you go to your room and unpack and everything and yeahyeah whatever
- btw tony Knows you so when he first moved into the headquarters he immediately set aside a room for you with a view he knew you'd love and like all ur favorite things (posters, comfy bed and pillows and blankets, any instruments u like to play etc) because Uncle Tony is Bae Man
- then tony like sticks his head in and knocks on the doorframe
- ur like "hola!" (soy dora!)
- is that what she says? fuck idk i didn't take spanish and have the memory of a breadcrumb anyways!
"y/n i think you made my intern fall in love with you"
- bro Huh?????????/
- cute random slash ryn! Very Good At Typing!
"what on earth do you mean?"
- on the inside though ur like YEAHYEAH
- MOVING ON I'M GETTING A BIT DETAILED AND IT'S CONFUSING MY DICKHEAD OF A BRAIN
- you and tony get cheeseburgers yeahyeah okay
- so you have the whole week in nyc right
- guess what
- guess
- the fuck
- what
- can i just make my goddamn point already goodness gracious
- these hcs are literally me just writing down every single thought i have while writing these
- you guys do be living rent free in my brain 0_0
- OH MY GOD ANYWAYS
- you best BELIEVE peter is at headquarters
- every
- fucking
- day
- YEAHYEAH
- now the whole reason for that is
- when you got back from the Cheeseburger Extravaganza! tony called peter and was like
"sup bitch"
- i'm kidding
"kid listen my niece needs a friend and at this point maybe even a boyfriend. she hasn't managed to pull anyone yet and you'd be a nice fit ANYWAYS come over tomorrow and show her around new york"
- now, hearing this, peter cannot breathe
- internal monologue be like holyhdhdjhksjdbfhitshitskjfdbjfk
- basically me
- my thoughts
- ✨always✨
- the inner snape in me just came out SORRY
- I JUST MADE MY SCREEN SMALL WHAT THEFUDBS
- oh i fixed it
- okay so YEAH
- peter wakes up next morning and pays SO MUCH ATTENTION TO THE WAY HE LOOKS
- puts on his best science pun tee (i love him so much wtf) and makes sure his hair is just right
- aunt may is like o_0
- Hmm...... something Hinky is going on!
(once you get your bearings, find the carpet that covers the taillight, peel back the carpet, make a fist, punch the taillight out the back of the car, thus creating a hole in the back of the automobile, then stick your little hand out and wave to oncoming motorists to let them know that something hinky is going on!)
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- bae man john mulaney
- i can't hear or even fucking THINK of the word hinky without thinking of detective jj bittenbinder STREETSMARTS
- shut up! you're all gonna dieSTREETSMARTS
- guys i'm starting to think i have ADHD
- oh my god okay BACK TO THE FUCKING STORY COME ON KAMRYN
- writing my full/actual name on here felt weird as fuck. dunno how often i'll be doing that okay anyways
- peter gets to headquarters and is immediately met by thor
"ah, the spider!"
0_0
"sir stark said something about you coming today to show madam y/n around the city!"
- thor gives peter the biggest pat on the back and peter Does Not Know How To Act
"uh, yeah, that's um.. that's what i'm doing"
- thor smiles (the smile he gives hulk in that one scene in ragnarok makes me LOSE MY MIND it's so FUNNY)
- can my cat stop rubbing her face on my laptop goddamn
- I MADE MY SCREEN SMALL AGAIN WTF
- okay reset ANYWAYS
- take a shot every time i say anyways
- hi i'm editing this imagine rn and according to ctrl+f i wrote "anyways" 20 times. time to get blackout drunk and chug a bottle of perfume everyone!
- Not Me with the john mulaney reference Again!
- thor's like "go get em kid"
- peters like "y-yeah thanks"
- gets in the elevator and he's still so flustered and confused and anxious
- his voice fucking CRACKS when he asks friday to take him to your floor
- why is it so cute when boys' voices crack wtf
- when he reaches ur door his heart is like WANNA SEE SUM REAL SPEED? 4.0
- he just knocks quietly and ur like "yeah?"
- ohgodohfuckohgodohfuckohgodohfuck
- peter opens the door and the LOOK ON HIS FACE
- he (���ˍ⊙)
- as soon as you see him you go into Fight Or Flight ur like (ง •_•)ง...?
- but u regain ur composure cause ur a stark 😎
"oh, hi peter!"
"hey, um,"
- he like slowly walks in
- mans is So Unsure of what he's allowed to do
- ur just like My Man it is OKAY
"mr. stark- your uncle-"
- yes peter i know hes my uncle
"so i said to her, 'we've been married for three and a half years.' and she knew that."
no i will not stop with the john mulaney quotes do not even try me (Do Not Fuck With Me)
"told me to show you around new york today"
- ur like O Shit Okay?
- you already know tony is tryna pull some SHIT because this is deadass like the idk..... at LEAST tenth time you've been to new york??????
- you tell peter you'll be ready in a few and he just cautiously sits on your bed cause he's so unsure of everything (babey)
- the two of you talk about the whole story about you and tony and stuff
"so yeah then he moved to new york and i've just been visiting him for a week once a year"
"wait"
- you look over, aggressively shoving on ur shoes and peter's just Thinking
"if you've been here before then why does mr. stark want me to show you around"
- you shrug
"he's weird like that"
- so ANYWAYS (take a shot!)
- ur ready n stuff so the two of you leave
- sam is being himself ofc so he starts clapping for the two of you and whooping as you walk past
- bucky starts clapping too but he doesn't know what he's clapping for so he's just looking around like o_0? 👏
- (he eventually sees the two of you though and smiles SO BRIGHT)
- sam's like
"I KNOW THE TWO OF YOU JUST MET BUT DAMN Y/N'S BEEN NEEDING A MAN!"
- you turn and almost beat the Fuck out of that bird-man ur like:
┗|`O′|┛
- WHY IS THT SO FUNYNJFDN
we ┗|`O′|┛┗|`O′|┛┗|`O′|┛┗|`O′|┛┗|`O′|┛
WHAT THE FUCKDBGKDJFGNSKDJFNHEHAHHFSBJDFA
┗|`O′|┛I'M WALKIN HERE!
- oh my god ANYWAYS (TAKE A SHOT)
- tony just chillin in the back with a smug look on his face
- so you guys just start walking through the streets and peter just points out random things
"this is where an old lady gave me a churro"
"right up there is where i did a flip for this guy at a hot dog cart"
"i hung a bike robber right here- oh shoot well like i didn't hang him but i like suspended him in the air.. with my web.... if you, uh, know what i'm sayingi'mgonnastoptalkingnow"
- ur like bitch if you keep acting like this (aka like yourself) imma start Acting Up
- it's Too Cute
- the two of you take the subway to get to queens so he can show you around His Area Of New York
- which is a whole experience cause it's
- the fucking
- subway
- in new york
- you see a subway rat and you get SO EXCITED
- the fucking brightest smile is on your face and peter just looks at you in awe because it's a fucking rat but for some reason you got so happy over it???????
- the subway car was PACKED AS HELL (aka peter. we all know it)
- (there's NO WAY peter's dick is small moving on)
- so the two of you are forced to hold onto the pole things
- and since cali doesn't have subways and subway poles are not something you generally see
- does it? i've never fucking been there i shouldn't be spitting facts that probably aren't actually facts
- for the sake of this imagine california does not have subways
😌
- you decide to Pull a Move and fucking wrap your leg around it, laughing as you spin slightly
- very ungracefully might i add
- we're talking about y/n. the Clumsy Messy Hair Bitch from every goddamn book on this app
- can we talk about how y/n is a whole ass character. like ask anyone who reads fanfic to describe y/n and they Would Not describe themselves DESPITE THE FACT THAT Y/N LITERALLY MEANS "YOUR NAME"
- anyways (two shots of vodka *glug glug*)
- peter gets slightly flustered at your stripper move but covers it up with a laugh
- something about The Way peter's holding onto the pole above ur head is VERY ATTRACTIVE
- now is the time to go look back at the gif i used for this imagine
"what's a camera like you doing in a place like this?"
- fuck you tom for being cute shut up
- the car stumbles and
- CLICHE MOMENT ALERT y'all know what's going on
- you stumble slightly and peter (speedy spidey reflexes) quickly grabs you by the waist to steady you
- AWKWARD MOMENT
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
"thanks"
"oh- yeah, uh, no problem"
- he like... awkwardly pulls his hand away from your waist and suddenly his hand feels like a fucking lead balloon with No Purpose so he just stuffs it in his pocket because Pockets!
- you lowkey wish he'd kept his hand on your waist OOPS
- we desperate for human contact 😔
- the two of y'all get off the subway at his stop and as soon as you step out into the like Actual Street or Whatever you're like 😀 cause it's so PRETTY and it's peter's home so it's even more exciting
- you get lunch at delmar's (ofc)
- mr delmar kept making suggestive eyes between the two of you so you were like o_0
- but it was SO CUTE BECAUSE PETER AND MR DELMAR JUST HAD SUCH A CUTE RELATIONSHIP TOGETHER
- AND FUCKING MR DELMAR HAD THE BALLS TO GO
"supongo que ya no preguntarás por mi hija, eh?"
- WHICH
- IF YOU DON'T SPEAK SPANISH CAUSE I SURE AS HELL DON'T
- thank u google translate for the assistance😌
- TRANSLATES TO "guess you won't be asking about my daughter anymore, huh?"
como estas tu hija eh?
that'll be ten dollars
IT'S FIVE DOLLARS
- anyways (shots! shots! shots shots shots shots! shots!)
- ur like Bro Huh and peter's like NOTHING
- and fucking 🅱ETER
- this BITCH
- ALSO HAD THE BALLS TO FUCKING REPLY IN SPANISH
"ella es la hija del señor stark" (she's mr. stark's daughter)
- ngl you couldn't breathe for a second
- cause who The Fuck can when 🅱eter 🅱ucking 🅱arker speaks ESPAÑOL
- ????????????? WHO
- moving on (not saying a****** to give you a break from the shots you're welcome)
- you get your sandwiches and they fucking SLAP
- peter smiles SO HARD WHEN HE SEES YOUR REACTION CAUSE HE'S SO EXCITED THAT YOU LIKE HIS FAVORITE SANDWICH (not you saying "i'll have what he has" just because you were too busy thinking about him speaking spanish oops)
- the two of you share a bag of gummy worms
- overall 11/10 experience
- i got a bit carried away with that and we're running on over 3000 (rip) words here so i'm gonna hurry this up goodness fuck
- editing ryn here to say HAHA 3000 words little did i Fucking Know
- the two of you get back to headquarters and peter DROPS YOU OFF AT YOUR ROOM LIKE THE GENTLEMAN HE IS AND IT'S KINDA AWKWARD BECAUSE HOW ON EARTH WOULDN'T IT BE BUT HE'S SO CUTE SO IT'S OKAY
- ngl you lay on your bed for a second like "wait was that a date?"
- peter legit just walks to the end of the hallway before closing his eyes and leaning back against the wall, letting out a sigh
- he's like holy shit i need to stop getting so whipped over girls within less than 24 hours
- then fucking sir STANK rounds the corner
"hey, pete! how was showing short-circuit around?"
"oh, hi, uh, it was good"
- this boy is fucking Flustered As Hell
"good? good. what'd y'all do?"
"we, just, um, walked around and i showed her around queens, too"
- tony just looks at him for a second and is like damn this kid needs a break i'll lay off of him
- so like the Cool Guy he is he like awkwardly pats peter on the shoulder and walks over to your room
- u and tones have a convo about your day and you end up gushing about it a little bit OOPS
- tony is so proud of himself him and his egotistical ass Goodness
- a n y w a y s  ( t a k e  a  s h o t ! )
- peter ends up coming over everyday because It's Summer! and he has No Life!
- just thought i'd let you know that i have spent the last couple days binge watching bestdressed's videos and now everything i write down is being narrated by ashley
- actually fuck that everything i THINK is narrated by ashley
- also can we gush about her in the comments like she seems like the coolest person ever and like the big sister i never had and she's so open about her life and funny and quirky but in a good way and i just have So Much Respect For Her!!!!!!!!!!!
- and i want her apartment SO BAD I'M LITERALLY OBSESSED WITH IT
- THE FUCKING FIRE ESCAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- not me having a weird obsession with fire escapes ever since reading/writing peter parker fics which tend to involve them in some way or another
- SO YEAH peter's hanging around a lot
- at first it's a bit weird cause you're like..... You Don't Live Here.....??????????? but At This Point You Almost Do????????????????
- AIN'T NO COMPLAINTS THOUGH
- the two of you break the ice pretty quick
- the night of the day after peter showed you around (did that make any sense at all probably not) you were just chilling in your room watching uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
- let me think rq
- um okay uhhhhhh (bonus points to you if you read that in peter's voice)
- OKAY SO YOU'RE WATCHING LADY BIRD (bomb movie)
- fun fact time! i like saying "what you do is very baller" at random times because idk why but that line makes me laugh SO HARD
- timothee's character in general was just..... so............
- ????????????
- yeah so you're watching lady bird and peter passes your doorway cause he was "going on a walk"
- headass
- you see him and ur like o_0
"peter?"
- bitch fucking TRIPS
- oh u got me trippinnnnn oh stumblinnnnn oh flippinnnnnnn oh fumblinnnn oh
- clumsy cause i'm falling in ~love~
- are those the right lyrics? eh whatever
- CANADA EH
youtube
ah the serotonin.. okay MOVING ON
"y-yeah? oH hi y/n didntuhhhhhhh didn't see you there"
- he's casually scratching the back of his neck because he's nervy
"yeah, i'm, um..."
- YOU'RE NERVY TOO
- composure equals regained though bc stark. yeah!
- my thoughts are........ incoherent
"i'm watching lady bird, uh, if you wanna join"
- WATCH A MOVIE?
- WITH YOU?????????????????
- hells yeah!
"o-oh, yeah, sure"
- mans awkwardly waddles in and sits at the edge of your bed
"you can like... lay down, peter. i don't bite"
- he just awkwardly lays down and his side lightly presses against yours
- you have to shut your eyes for a second because MAN does unexpected contact from a boy have such a big effect on you
- not even kidding one of my guy friends patted me on the head as he walked past my desk and i DEADASS GOT BUTTERFLIES I WAS SO ASHAMED
- LIKE WHAT THE FUCK WHO ALLOWED THAT ???????????????
- so anyways (🥂)
- why isn't there a shot glass emoji this is discrimination (i'm kidding)
- the movie was great like
- you and peter would just laugh at random parts and eventually just started critiquing every little moment
- it ended up as a very great moment very nice very cool
- we like furthering our relationships with cute boys :D
- those of you who have been following the story (on my message board) abt the boy i'm talking to aka furthering my relationship with... yeahyeah!
- essentially you and peter start hanging out every day
- the Chemistry you have is Unmatched
- like you just clicked really well
- mainly y'all just watch tv in the commons
- you binge watch i'm not okay with this even though you've already seen it
- peter's like "so why do you like this show so much?"
- ur like 0_0 ... "the plot"
THE PLOT IN QUESTION: stanley barber
- who happens to give me peter parker vibes a little bit
- food network turns on and it takes you like five minutes tops to migrate to the kitchen
- the brownies y'all made did not turn out well
- bucky took a bite, made a face, then smirked
"you two put weed in here?"
- no, bitch, we just suck at baking
- lots of late night convos ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- BIG ICEBREAKERS THERE
"wait so like... how big do you expect our dicks to be"
"peter what the fuck"
"i'm curious!"
- if you haven't had one of those convos with someone of the opposite gender... You Haven't Lived
- also why do guys like talking about their dicks so much???? the amount of comments they make about them during those convos.. meanwhile i'm just trying to figure out their personality 😔
- the two of you even spend time in the lab together
- this is when he sees ~short-circuit~ in action
- y'all are doing some dumbass experiment idk
- OOH IDEA
- so y'all are making ✨something✨ for an upgrade on peter's suit
- my idea was only half developed don't make fun of me
- and you make a Stunning Realization and fucking SPIN around in your chair to face peter
- ur just rambling making science-y smart connections and peters like holy shit she's a fucking genius of course she is how on earth did she just
- and then as you get further into your discovery you suddenly just cut off and stare into the distance with this Super Serious Look on your face
- THE WAY THAT AS I WROTE "SUPER" 1D WENT "I CAN'T BE NO SUPERMAN"
(but for you i'll be superhuman!)
- then you just SPIN AROUND in your chair and start working on the suit again
- peter's just like 0_0 for a moment
"huh, okay"
- it takes you a few seconds to realize he even said anything but then you look up and ur like 0_0 (we're gonna have to start taking a shot every time i use that face goodness fuck)
"what?"
"you short-circuited!"
- he's all giddy and smiley about it too cause he FINALLY UNDERSTANDS
"shut up, parker"
- peter Totally has a thing for being called parker i just know it
- MY CAT JUST JUMPED UP AND CLAWED ME
- greedy bitch
- AS I WAS SAYING...
- once you get in the ~thing~ that you designed for the suit
- okay i really need to think of an actual upgrade give me a min
- OKAY SO YOU MADE A VOICE CHANGER
- wow very cool, me! innovation that Excites!
- we're just gonna ignore the fact that the interrogation protocol has a voice changer got it? yeahyeah
- peter's like No Way when you tell him you finished it
- you slip on the mask and tell karen to activate the Grown Man Protocol (not peter being offended by the name)
- you start talking and immediately BUST OUT LAUGHING because you sound like Siri
- and since you're Hella Genius you made it so you could change the voices just like how siri is
- so suddenly you're a BRITISH MAN
- you and peter can't stop laughing
- you give it to peter and then you're like
"wait no try it on with the suit too"
- peter's like o_0?
"for effect!"
- walter beckett?
- TOM?
- okay whatever
- peter's like
"okay um i'm just gonna uh... change over here"
- you nod and turn around
- just the sound of his clothes hitting the ground itself gives you butterflies
- and then you realize
- you can deadass See Him Through The Reflection Of The Microscope
- is that even possible? for the sake of this imagine Yes
- your face gets SO HOT
- it's a very small reflective area thing so not a lot of detail but ENOUGH TO SHOW HIS TONED SEXY ASS PHYSIQUE
- fucking crush me peter please i beg it would be an honor
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"i want you to do it so i can stomp you with my hooves, i'm so fucking crazy"
- (crazy for you, peter!)
"okay it's on"
- you practically BLAST around in your seat because the VOICE IS WORKING AND IT'S STILL BRITISH
- peter your tom is showing
- ngl though you couldn't stop thinking about how peter looked through the reflection and you didn't even want to THINK about how he would look-
...
- you know
- in all actuality you did want to think about it like think about it for literally the rest of your life if you could but we're gonna ignore that
- nonetheless the experience was Muy Bueno Very Fun and you and peter spent a solid hour just messing with the voices
- ALSO!!!!!!!!!! another plotline: WHEN PETER'S AT HEADQUARTERS FOR A LEGITIMATE REASON
- that reason being training
- let me just say
- even though he only trained twice during ur visit
- you fucking CHERISHED those moments
- because when peter told you the night before his training session that he would be training in the morning you were like Hmm...... I Need To See This
- so you deadass "take a walk" (Very Peter Of You) by the training room
- and ur met with the sight of this:
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i hate him so fucking much
who the FUCK ALLOWED THIS i can't breathe
- you definitely take out your phone to snap a few pics DON'T EVEN LIE TO ME YOU WOULD
- ur camera is on live mode too 😌
- then you run away before you get caught but DAMN
- when you go back to your room you just Inspect those pics like a crazy person and keep replaying the live
- then u look at the time
"friday, when does peter's training end?"
"peter parker's training is scheduled to finish in two minutes"
- TWO MINUTES?
- SAY LESS!
- you check yourself in the mirror before ZOOMING downstairs and distracting yourself in the kitchen
- silently thanking the gods (thor?) that no one was in the kitchen when you got there
- (hi i'm getting carried away with this mini plot so just like don't mind it)
- (carried away as in i really really did get carried away LOL)
- you're like what the fuck i can't just Stand Here in the Middle of the Kitchen so you grab some strawberries from the refrigerator and start cutting them up (they just Taste Better that way don't fight me) for a "snack"
THE SNACK IN QUESTION: peter
- yeah ❤
- just as you pop one into your mouth peter walks in to get a glass of water
- now let me just set the scene:
you: mouth in a weird 'o' shape as your mouth forgets how to chew because fucking peter just walked in peter: curly hair a sweaty mess, skin glistening with sweat, wearing black shorts and a gray tank top which Just Fucking Ends You, his usual adorable baby face, oh and he's also panting cause he's fucking exhausted and now you're also out of breath because damn that is Hot strawberries: chopped
"oh, hi y/n"
- the fucking PANTING
- why is breathing heavy so hot?
- i think we all know
"hey, peter"
- shoutout to your stark genes for giving you fake confidence whenever you need it
"want any strawberries?"
- he fucking chugs half of his water just Right In Front Of You
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the jawline i hate him so much can he shut up right now like genuinely please shut the fuck up goodness fucking gracious tom
jk please step on me
- he swallows and has Finally Caught his Breath
"oh, yeah, thank you"
- he just walks over to you
- as if he doesn't look the way he does
- and just grabs a strawberry and pops it into his mouth
- nonchalantly or whatever
- you pray to THOR he can't hear your heart as it fucking SLAMS AGAINST YOUR STERNUM
- it's beating so fast it's like LET ME OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- he hums
"strawberries taste so much better after training"
- you know what would taste better after training?
- lol
"thank you for the snack, i'm gonna go shower now"
- he elbows you and smiles lightly
- you almost can't speak because it's all Far Too Much for you to handle rn
"no problem, peter"
- as if you weren't having a heart attack okay
- i really got caught up in that but WHATEVER
- ladies and gents we are running on over 5k words at this point holy shit
- SO I'M GONNA START WRAPPING THIS UP A LITTLE
- basically you and peter become good friends by the end of your trip
- and then
- the dreaded
😔
- time to leave, bros
- the night before is kinda weird cause you and peter are just hanging out on the roof of headquarters because why not
"leaving new york usually doesn't feel as weird as this"
- peter looks over at you
- btw at this point 🅱eter is Beyond Whipped so he's fucking SAD that you're going home
"what do you mean?"
- the two of you share a look and it's very sad because you both know that you've become really good friends and both want a bit more
- part of you considers being a baddie and just trying to like at LEAST kiss him tonight (maybe more wink wink) so you could at least have that before you go but you chicken out
- the two of you say goodbye that night because your flight is at the Crack of Dawn
- he awkwardly pulls you in for a hug and suddenly you deeply consider locking yourself in your room so nobody can make you leave
- and then you remember vision can fucking Hover through walls and you're like Well Damn!
- you hug him tightly (a bit too tight yeah maybe)
- when you pull apart this Bitch literally goes
"well it was nice meeting you"
- you CAN'T FUCKING HOLD IT IN AND JUST MAKE THE MOST OBSCENE LAUGHING NOISE
"peter we spent a week together and you're acting like we had a 5 minute encounter"
"i don't know how to act!"
- me neither, peter. me neither
- so you leave in the morning and you're fucking UPSET
- tony is in the car with you and happy and he WONT STOP TALKING ABOUT YOU AND PETER BECAUSE YOU SPENT AT LEAST HALF OF YOUR TIME WITH HIM
- YOU'RE LIKE SHUT UP I'M GOING THROUGH A HEARTBREAK OVER A BOY I'VE KNOWN FOR SEVEN DAYS
- aren't we all
- your goodbye to tony is sad but like Not Even As Sad as your goodbye with peter which is KINDA MESSED UP BUT
- the heart wants what it wants
- and just when you get on the plane
- is when you realize
- you and peter didn't get each other's numbers
...
- Wtf 💔
- so THE WHOLE PLANE RIDE IS SAD
- YOU LISTEN TO MUSIC AND DRAMATICALLY LOOK OUT THE WINDOW LIKE UR IN A SAD MUSIC VIDEO FOR HALF THE FLIGHT
- YOU ALSO REWATCH LADY BIRD :,(((((((((((((((((((((((( in remembrance of the good old times
- when you get home you're like kinda happy to be home but you miss new york and tony and peter and everyone So Much
- even ur mom notices she's like 🤨 Hmm... this Ain't The Usual!
- so this is where the request ended off but i'm adding to it because i do Not want to leave this on an angsty note
- I'M ABOUT TO HIT 6K WORDS BUT IT'S FINE
- LET'S CRANK THIS OUT WOOT WOOT
- so peter just so happens to wake up that morning and SIT UP VERY QUICKLY AS IT HITS HIM
- (ur like on ur flight probably zooming over the Goddamn Midwest)
- he has the same realization that you did
"may!"
- the woman RUNS in she's like WHATISEVERYTHINGOKAYAREYOUOKAY
"i just realized i didn't get y/n's number"
- woman melts she's like i thought you were fucking DYING goddamn spider bitch boy
- but then she melts even more because she didn't even need peter to tell her how Whipped he is
"awh, i'm sorry hon"
- next time peter goes to headquarters he talks to tony and the mans just like This Is Your Fault!
- but then nat pops in
"peter, you do realize you could probably find her on social media, right"
- moment of silence for you and peter's stupidity because somehow Neither Of You Thought Of That???????????
- rip
- as soon as he leaves from training (looking Sexy As Hell) he searches your name on instagram
- "y/n stark"
- and nothing shows up
- because you never told him your actual last name because IT NEVER CAME UP
- he just assumed it was stark cause why wouldn't he
- SO HE'S LIKE :,)
- until his next time at headquarters
"mr. stark i couldn't find her on instagram"
- tony's like i really got this kid hooked huh
"pretty sure she has one, pete"
"well i looked her up! y/n stark. nothing"
- then tony's like oHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
"kid, her last name's l/n."
- peter just sits there like 0_0 for a second before it all ties together in his head and makes sense
"oh my god"
- SO HE GETS YOUR INSTAGRAM
- he definitely looks through all his posts and deletes a few embarrassing ones before requesting to follow you
INSTAGRAM peterbparker has requested to follow you.
- you SHOOT UP IN YOUR BED
- NOBODY MOVE
- you do the same thing peter did and look through all your posts and delete a few before accepting his request
- and then you request back and he immediately accepts it
- commence the hour of stalking!
- the two of you just fucking Investigate each others' accounts before peter's like O Shit! i should Probably message her!
peterbparker: Right after you left I realized I forgot to get your number
- kinda awkward but your heart is RACING you're like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- the two of you begin talking and get each other's numbers and snapchats and whatever
- over time the two of you get really close over the internet like
- you become the first ones you go to when you see a dog or get food at a cool place or see a funny meme/tiktok or just like have a problem in general or want to talk
- and ofc you gush about him to your friends and they're like
- Girl... u really fell for a New York Boy Huh
- after a few months you finally muster up the courage to facetime him
- you almost Collapse once his face shows up because guess the fuck what
- he just finished training
- mua ha haaaa
"hello!"
- he says it all goofy like hi hello we're facetiming now holy shit oh FUCK we're FACETIMING!!!!!!?????!?!?!?!?
- i luv him
- the two of you talk for a bit and you fan yourself off-screen because the sight of him Genuinely made you light on fire and plus you were just nervous in general
- he even runs around the entire fucking building to find everyone so you can say hi cause he's babey
- the team DEFINITELY yells stuff like "lovebirds!" and "date already!" in the background and peter's face just gets So Red
- he finds tony and deadass goes
"mr. stark! it's your niece!"
- tony's like No Shit!
- overall amazing 100/10 time facetiming
- so the two of you start facetiming practically every day even though it's not summer anymore and you're back in school and have hella busy lives (peter's literally a superhero?)
- you'll facetime while doing homework and he'll help you with physics (even though you don't really need the help you pretend you do anyways) and it's so cute when he does because he Loves physics so much so he gets really excited and into it
- sometimes you'll fall asleep while on ft and he'll take screenshots
- ngl he set his favorite one as his lockscreen because he loved it so much and ned and mj definitely saw it and were lowkey like 🥺🥺 cause they ship you two so hard
- and when he'd fall asleep on ft you'd take screenshots too and look at them every time you missed him
- NOW THE EXCITING PART
- so it's winter now
- the Horrible Disgusting period between thanksgiving and christmas break
- because of finals the two of you facetime a bit less so it's kinda sad
- BUT THEN
- right when you get out of school for christmas break you're about to call peter so the two of you can celebrate (not peter checking the time every few minutes after he got out of school because he's a couple hours ahead)
- somebody's got a surprise
- you get a call from peter right when you get into your car and you're like Perfect Timing Hell Yeah
- you answer it and are met with the sight of him and tony smiling at the camera
*immediately screenshots it*
"oh, hi tony!"
"we have a surprise"
- peter's like bouncing from excitement and tony gives him a look before starting to talk
"we're fl-"
"WE'RE FLYING YOU TO NEW YORK FOR CHRISTMAS!"
- peter interrupts and tony looks so defeated but YOU BARELY EVEN NOTICE BECAUSE YOU'RE SO EXCITED
- tony explains everything cause he worked it out with your parents (y'all are just gonna celebrate early)
- (tony doesn't say this but deadass the reason ur parents even let you is because they know how much you wanna go back mainly to see peter)
- eventually tony leaves the two of you alone to talk and you're just in your car in the school parking lot practically yelling at your phone as you and peter talk about how excited you are
"and you can finally meet may-"
"may!"
"yes, may! and we can go back to delmar's and see murph-"
"murph!"
- peter can't stop smiling cause you're so excited and you look so cute cause you're Trying Your Best to get out of the parking lot while maintaining excitement
"can we go see times sq- MOTHERFUCKER GET OUT OF THE WAY JESUS CHRI- sorry peter i didn't mean to explode"
- if anything that made you even cuter in his eyes
- you and peter facetime while you pack and neither of you can handle your excitement AT ALL
- the night before you leave you're both in your beds across the country just talking quietly to each other over the phone and it's like the quiet cute excitement because you're seeing each other in less than 24 hours and you're both so so whipped by each other and just Cannot Wait
- it's really late ESPECIALLY for peter since he's ahead of you but he doesn't care at ALL
- so y'all are just whispering to each other
"i'm so excited, pete"
"i know, me too"
"i'm not gonna know how to act"
"me neither. you're not allowed to make fun of how awkward i am, okay?"
"peter, you being awkward is cute"
- the two of you can barely sleep from excitement but you fall asleep (on ft ofc) with smiles on your faces
- as soon as you wake up you text peter and you're like GO GO GO (spinch🥬spinch🥬spinch🥬)
- you call him one last time while you're waiting at the gate
"i think i'm gonna pee myself"
"well if you do at least clean yourself up before i get there"
- his LAUGH
- the boyish laugh that FUcking Ends Me
"i'm still so amazed at how i managed to convince mr. stark to let me pick you up"
- you can't stop smiling especially at the thought of peter DRIVING (hot as FUCK)
"you'd better be a good driver, peter"
"it's fine, the car has autopilot so we won't die"
"glad to hear it, pete- oh sHIT my plane's boarding"
- peter FREAKS OUT
"have a safe and amazing flight and text me when you land, okay?"
"i will peter, thank you. see you in new york"
"see you in new york"
- y'all say that in the most Giddy Way (literally how could you not)
- you're bouncing in your seat the whole flight and the dude next to you is like o_0
- the SECOND you land you text peter
y/n: IM HERE IM HERE WE JUST LANDED ILL BE OFF THE PLANE IN A FEW MINUTES
- peter's sitting in this Far Too Expensive Car and he's just bouncing in his seat cause he has so much pent up energy
- he gets the text and that's when it really settles in
- he starts freaking out a little and like constantly checks himself in the rearview mirror and starts playing the playlist the two of you made together (puppy eyes) and makes sure he smells good
- then he sees you walk out out of the airport looking really excited and tired and confused
- mans JUMPS OUT OF THE CAR
"y/n!"
- you see him and ur literally smiling SO HARD
- you run at him, suitcase flopping around and backpack nearly falling off of your shoulders
- but you look so cute and peter can't handle it especially when the two of you finally make contact and your arms wrap around him
- he squeezes you so tight and even lifts you off the ground cause he's Strong and Excited
- that sounded a bit sexual OOPS
- you can't even process the fact that you're finally back in peter's arms after half a year and now you're literally so much closer than you were when you left new york last summer
- when you pull apart you can't stop looking at each other and just smiling giddily
- your arms are still like holding onto each other
- what finally breaks you is a fucking Ungodly gust of wind and you're like
"holy shit winter here is a lot colder than cali"
"oH, right, uh we have blankets in the car"
- the two of you just take another few seconds to look at each other until it gets a bit awkward and you clear your throats
"i can take your bag?"
"yeah, thanks"
- you watch his muscles flex as he lifts your suitcase into the back and you're like i hate this man
- this GENTLEMAN even RUNS OVER TO YOUR SIDE AND OPENS YOUR DOOR FOR YOU BEFORE YOU GET THE CHANCE
- you MELT
- when you sit down he closes the door for you and you're hit with the sound of your shared playlist and the car smells like peter's scent and it's AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- when he gets into the driver seat (which was very attractive to watch) you're just staring at him excitedly
"you put on our playlist!"
"why wouldn't i?"
- he smiles at you before reaching back and getting the blankets for you, also turning on your seat heater to make sure you're comfy
- mans just watches you as you shift around, buckling in and getting your backpack situated at your feet
- by the time you're all ready and stuff you look over and he's just looking at you
"pete-"
"would it be too soon for me to kiss you?"
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- it takes you a second to process but you're like OH MY GODKFSDKNFSK
"yeah, peter, it would"
- your serious tone RUINS PETER
- HE'S LIKE OH MY GOD WHY DID I ASK THAT WHY DO I EXIST
- until you laugh and wrap a hand around the back of his neck, pulling him to you and planting your lips on his
- (AAAAAAAAAAHDKSJDFHSKJDFBKSDJGNSDKJFNADSJKABBJFS)
- bonus: the two of you are just singing in the car and (peter looks so hot when he's driving anyways) peter suddenly goes silent and you're like "what" and he just glances at you before going "is it bad that i really want to pull over so i can kiss you again?"
- double bonus: he pulls over and y'all makeout LOL
+ + +
holy FUCK i got so so carried away but i really like this one soooooo
OKAY HERE'S MY LITTLE THANK YOU NOTE IN HONOR OF THE 50TH IMAGINE AAAAAAAAAA: you GUYS. when i started this book it was literally just me being like "i'm in love with this fictional boy and need an outlet and have FAR too many ideas," which is really how every fanfic writer starts tbh. but oh my god, i never expected to get so much love and support and just such an amazing experience from this. there are people all over the world that read my chaotic fluffy shit, that are actually touched by my work and it legitimately blows my mind. 180k reads in almost a year? like 250 followers? INSANE. i've made so many friends on here that i can come to when i have no one in my real life to talk to and every time i reach out, you guys are here for me and so incredibly supportive and helpful and amazing. i love each and every comment you guys post on my works. they make me laugh so hard and are so beyond sweet and make my heart melt. some of them blow my mind cause you guys will be like "omg hi you responded oh my god i love your work" and like hype me so much and i'm like BRUH!!!! i'm literally just a stressed out, anxiety ridden teenage girl in love with peter parker lol and the fact that you guys support me so much and love my work just truly makes me so happy. i love writing and i love that my writing has reached other people, even if it's literally just silly fanfiction. I APPRECIATE AND LOVE YOU GUYS WITH EVERYTHING IN ME AND EVEN IF I DON'T REPLY TO YOUR COMMENT I SEE IT AND YOU GUYS MAKE ME SMILE AND AAAAAAAAAAAKJSDFNKJDF <33333333333333
okay now i have 5 more requests to write HAHA but i hope u guys are having an amazing day/night/whatever and that ur drinking enough water and eating enough and staying happy and healthy <3 MWAH!
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50 questions
tagged by: @watchmegetobsessed (thank you hun!)
1. what color is your hairbrush?
It’s black and purple but I don’t really brush my hair? I just finger comb it after a shower or just leave it be to air dry. I have thick and curly hair btw but yeah idk if it’s healthy but I don’t really brush my hair 😅
2. name a food you never eat?
Okra, ochro, ladies’ fingers, however you want to call that vegetable that secretes saliva just no.
3. are you typically too warm or too cold?
Hmm, I don’t really know.
4. what were you doing 45 minutes ago?
Eating lmao
5. what’s your favorite candy bar?
Chocolate, preferably dark, with nuts, any nuts, but almonds? Please.
6. have you ever been to a professional sporting event?
Not really no. I mean I’ve been to a town basketball game when I was... 5? Other than that is just school sporting events.
7. what was the last thing you said out loud?
“We’ll go out later.” @ my dogs
8. what’s your favorite ice cream
Coffee or chocolate or both in one tub
9. what was the last thing you drank?
Water, stay hydrated kids 👍
10. do you like your wallet?
Yeah, there’s nothing much going on in it but yeah, I like it.
11. what was the last thing you ate?
Fried chicken aha
12. did you buy new clothes last week?
Nope. I haven’t even both new clothes since the past 3-4 months.
13. last sporting event you watched?
It’s either something to do with football (⚽️) or golf, or those races on tv. More like glance tho because my father was the one watching so...
14. what’s your favorite flavor of popcorn?
Cheeseee 🧀
15. who was the last person you sent a message to?
my best friend aha
16. ever go camping?
I haven’t, not once but I’d loveee to.
17. do you take vitamins?
I don’t. But I’m gonna take some today to see if it’s will help with this lip rashes I’ve had for months. Which doesn’t make sense but a little vitamins won’t hurt lmao
18. do you go to church every sunday?
I used to. Not anymore. Which sounds so bad but yeah...
19. do you have a tan?
I don’t because I don’t go out much lmao. But I tan easily anyway, I just need sun aha
20. do you prefer chinese food or pizza?
Why can I have both? I’m having both.
21. do you drink soda with a straw?
Nope.
22. what color socks do you wear?
Black or white. Basic, I know.
23. do you ever drive above the speed limit??
I don’t know how to drive lmao
24. what terrifies you?
Evil ghost/paranormal stuff, the unknown, darkness, life, death, apocalypse/end of the world (more on what would happen to my family and not myself), inverterbrates (I mean I’m not terrified of them they just gross me tf out), etc lmao
25. look to your left, what do you see?
my sister lol
26. what chore do you hate?
I don’t hate any chore, it’s just a case of if I’m in the mood to do them aha.
27. what do you think of when you hear an australian accent?
The first thing that popped in my head reading this question is Chris Hemsworth, and I’m gonna leave it at that lmao.
28. what’s your favorite soda?
Lime or lemon sodas.
29. do you go into fast food places or drive thru?
it depends on the day, but mostly I go in but then order it as take out and eat it at home lol does that make sense?
30. who was the last person you talked to?
Sister aha
31. favorite cut of beef?
I don’t eat beef often so no clue...
32. last song you listened to?
Teeth - 5 Seconds of Summer
33. last book you read?
Winter Dreams, Christmas Love (1992) by Mary Francis Shura
34. can you say the alphabet backwards?
No and I’m not gonna try 🤣
35. how you do like your coffee?
With milk and lightly sweetened, just a lil bit to not cover the bitter taste of the coffee
36. favorite pair of shoes?
Just some comfy sneakers, or my vans lol
37. the time you usually go to bed?
7 to 8 AM, which I need to change ASAP lmao
38. the time you usually wake up?
5 pm lmao but tbf I work until late at night so and I sleep at (see question above aha)
39. what do you prefer, sunrise or sunset?
Again, I’m gonna say both.
40. how many blankets are on your bed?
Just one.
41. describe your kitchen plates?
It’s just plain glass/ceramic/transparent white thing lol
42. do you have a favorite alcoholic drink?
I don’t really drink often so no, I don’t.
43. do you play cards?
Yup, I know how to play a game or two.
44. what color is your car?
It’s matte black, in my dreams anyway, cause I don’t have a car lol.
45. can you change a tire?
Can’t even drive, so no, I don’t think I can 🤣
46. your favorite province?
I don’t think I have one lol.
47. favorite job you ever had?
Don’t have a favourite because this is the only job I’ve ever had but I can stay home all day and get paid so 👌
48. how did you get your biggest scar?
I fell when I was young and scraped my knee. You know, the childhood where we run around under the sun all day aha
49. favourite day of the week?
Can’t even remember what day it is today let alone have a favourite 🤣 but probably Saturday cause I don’t have work so I can do whatever an write etc.
50. what did you do today that made you happy?
I just ate tbh, so lame but it made me happy so 🤣
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