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trashmakerarticle · 6 months

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Everyone thinks that dick was the golden child when in reality it was Jason.

Clark: Bruce who was your favourite robin?

Dick: obviously it’s me?

Tim: it’s dick

Damian: I am superior robin, it will be me.

Bruce: it’s Jason

Everyone: WHAT?!?!???

Bruce: why are you so surprised? He didn’t jump on too my chandeliers which I had to replace each week

*everyone looks at dick*

Bruce: he didn’t drop out of school

*everyone looks at tim*

Bruce: I didn’t have to stop him from killing everyone who annoyed him

*everyone looks at Damian*

Bruce: in fact, he enjoyed school and handed all his homework in on time, we would spend hours in the library reading his favourite classics. He even helped Alfred with most of the cooking, He was my little boy

Jason: stop spreading lies, I hate you go away

Bruce: my precious little boy

#jason todd #Bruce Wayne #dick Grayson #Damian Wayne #tim Drake #clark kent #Batman #alfred pennyworth #Bruce: he my little baby #jason: I’m 6’2 and have the ability to kill you if I wanted #Bruce: my baby my little son #jason: GOD YOURE SO EMBARRASSING DAD #jason was probably the most behaved child before he went boom boom and I stand by that #he enjoyed school #most likey hated it when he missed it #and he loves classic literature???#bros a huge nerd #yea dick is all smiles but probably gave Bruce’s near death heart attacks everytime he swung from chandeliers and rooftops #jason just wanted to live his life in the library reading his fav books and homework

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flum3n · 8 months

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the universal experience of beginning 'pride and prejudice' (2005) with the opinion that matthew macfadyen as mr darcy is perfectly tolerable, but not handsome enough to tempt you and ending it bewitched, body and soul.

#we get both the mr darcy love at first sight of keira knightley as elizabeth bennet #and the slow burn of elizabeth's feelings for matthew macfadyen #this is from watching several gorls react to it on youtube #and my own feelings of eh he's not bad looking to THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A MORE PERFECT MAN-#pride and prejudice #pride and prejudice 2005 #jane austen #mr darcy #fitzwilliam darcy #joe wright #you're a clever director #matthew macfadyen #classics #classic literature #english literature #austen shitpost #not poetry

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potato-lord-but-not · 1 year

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Dorian Gray doodles but it’s mostly just Basil and Henry

#I wanna make more Dorian fanart tho because he is soooooooo messed up I love him #the picture of dorian gray #the picture of dorian gray fanart #dorian gray #basil hallward #henry wotton #classic literature #gothic literature #classic lit art

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metamorphesque · 1 year

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— Franz Kafka, Letters to Milena

#I can't 😭#why is he so sweet #kafka my beloved #quotes #literature #letters to milena #love letters #milena jesenská #franz kafka #translated literature #classic literature #romantic academia #dark academia

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bruciemilf · 1 year

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Clark: Sure, I can explain the flight, and the lasers, and the immortality, but the Dolly Parton posters? Now that's tricky

Bruce as Batman, has Gerard Way's birthday legalized as a holiday in Gotham: ... Hm

#do yall think bruce hates country music?? i think he does but he loves dolly and analyzes her songs like they're literature classics lmaoo #bruce wayne #dc #dc comics #batman #superman #clark kent #incorrect quotes #superbat #bruce x clark #text

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ereyies · 2 months

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i literally can’t think of anything to put so uuhhh??

#art #fanart #frankenstein #victor frankenstein #dr frankenstein #mary shelly's frankenstein #frankensteins monster #the modern prometheus #the monster #the creature #classic lit #classic literature #goth lit #gothic literature #gothic lit art #he’s so babygirl #i love him #adam frankenstein #adam

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springs-hurts · 4 months

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White nights/Fyodor Dostoevsky.

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cerise-on-top · 2 months

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Hank with an Eldritch Horror Reader

Here's another thing I wrote two years back! It was an interesting concept which I really liked, so I actually really enjoyed writing this request!

Hank J Wimbleton was a grunt of many things, but not one to be scared unless he had a good reason to be. There were many things in this world he did not understand, you were one of them. Upon meeting you, his first instinct would have been to either fight or run away - who could blame him, it was all he knew. No matter how many times you reassured him that the very last thing you wanted to do was to harm him, he’d draw his weapon, uncertain of whether or not he should believe your words.

Once you show no resistance towards him whatsoever and simply restrain him using your powers or other methods, that’s when, thrashing around as much as he could, he would start listening. You may or may not have seen a grunt up close, but this was your chance to finally examine one. As you scrutinise him from every possible angle Hank realises that you were simply curious about his being and finally lowers weapon.

Your voice would likely hurt his head and freeze the blood in his veins, so you might have to resort to telepathy or speak through a marionette, if you can find one. Though, once Hank’s interest in you has been piqued, he’d be more than happy to find you one. A lot of people in Nevada seem to be redundant in the first place. Regarding telepathy: You will be able to have a two-way conversation with Hank like that, but, for the most part, he doesn’t think in words. Still, he can do so, if needed.

If you’re on the rather small side, he will make an effort to pick you up, or hold you, and bring you back to base. Depending on whether you can float or not, this might be rather difficult, but he’ll try. If you’re large, however, then he will simply “tell” you to follow him. As an eldritch being you could likely either change your form or scare away anyone in your path in the first place, so he doesn’t particularly worry about anyone being stupid enough to attack you.

Spend time with him, he’ll get used to you more and more and, eventually, grow a bond with you. Proud, he’ll show you to Doc so he can figure out what you are, but do not be fooled. Hank wants to know what you are to some degree too. Once comfortable with you and certain you won’t harm him, he’ll start observing you, touching you to some degree. See how you react, how you feel, how you are.

Despite your conversations being, for the most part, one-sided, Hank will ask you directly what you are and if you’re some form of eldritch deity. Since you’re an amicable creature he can’t exactly wrap his head around, it’s worth a try.

Although he would like to do so to some degree, he won’t take you with him on missions. It’s his way of saying “I care a great deal about you, I don’t want you to die or worse even if you are capable of defending yourself.” If you really insist on aiding him, he will let you, begrudgingly. But beware that he will have your back. In fact, having you around will give him a greater reason to fight and improve his overall performance. Though, it will also be a major stress factor to him if something were to happen to you, so choose wisely.

#madness combat #madness combat x reader #hank j wimbleton #hank j wimbleton x reader #I've been into eldritch horrors and stuff ever since I was a teenager #although I don't condone his beliefs in the slightest I really like Lovecraft's writing style #at one point it influenced how I wrote as well since he was rather descriptive in a pleasant to read way #I have an anthology at home that I might wanna reread again at some point #celephais was always my favorite story and I think it may be one of my favorite stories of all time #I know it interests no one but my favorite book is No Longer Human by Osamu Dazai #and yes I did get into classic literature because of a certain anime I don't wanna tag in this post #but another book I really enjoyed reading was Clockwork Orange I read it with someone I used to be close to and it was a really good read #it gave me nightmares but I really enjoyed it! gave me something to talk about with my father as well #Hier kommt Alex by Die Toten Hosen is also a really good song! as is 1000 Gründe by the same band!#those songs are based on Clockwork Orange actually!#I never watched the movie and I don't think I ever will because eye gore disturbs me but the book was good! I read it bc of tboi!#I have quite a few classic at home! but I think I wanna finish reading Paradise Lost! That's also a really interesting story so far!#reading and writing are some of my favorite hobbies!#I'd also love to finishe the price of salt at some point as well! Because I have to all things considered!#I just wish I could juggle all of my hobbies a bit better! I wish I had a bit more time for everything! but oh well it be like that!

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fairydrowning · 1 year

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– Ariel Dimitri, Instagram account "dimoetry"

[TEXT ID: I cook rice the way my mother taught me when I was ten years old. I peel my apples before I eat them because that's how my father did it. I watch movies differently now because a friend I haven't seen in four years once told me that every scene could have an implied message, and I enjoy hearing some of 'the father's jokes' just because he used to tell me the whole way home. There are songs I can't listen to anymore because they remind me of the people I used to love. We are somehow a little part of everyone we have met in our life, and even if they leave, there are some pieces of them that are still inside us; as a home, a lesson, or maybe a story worth telling- it's kind of our choice now. END ID]

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yvehattan · 6 months

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Nikolai Gogol (the author)

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vintageshits · 5 months

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THE BABYGIRLFICATION OF DOSTOEVSKY’S CHARACTERS IS ALIVE AND KEEPS GOING.

this time I bring to you: matching friendship bracelets for my bestie who loves Razumikhin, and for me whose brain is now like a pulp that is only able to think about 1970 Raskolnikov 💘

#crime and punishment #fyodor dostoevsky #russian literature #raskolnikov #literature #classic #dostoyevski #fydor dostoevsky #rodion romanovich raskolnikov #dmitri prokofich razumikhin #this is is what Dostoevsky would have wanted me to do for his characters #he told me in a dream #also made me think that Razumikhin would love this friendship bracelets trend #and Rodya although reluctantly would wear them

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midsummernightsmemes · 3 months

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#Frankenstein #mary shelley #this is my favorite novel so idk why i haven't posted a meme for it yet #robert walton kinda boring but he deserves more love #robert walton #romantic #romantic literature #gothic #horror #gothic horror #science fiction #scifi #meme #funny meme #funny memes #funny #history meme #literature meme #classic literature

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gerbertphrog · 9 days

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Reread Jekyll & Hyde for the first time since high school, I loved it then but I love it so much more now. I've started reading it to my boyfriend I hope he loves it as much as I do

#jekyll and hyde #henry jekyll #edward hyde #literature #gay #classical literature #we tried reading it as a bedtime story but he kept fallng asleep :(#it's silly i said love too many times in this #but love is a silly thing

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heatherfield · 1 year

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The animal he bestrode was a broken-down plow-horse, that had outlived almost everything but its viciousness. He was gaunt and shagged, with a ewe neck, and a head like a hammer; his rusty mane and tail were tangled and knotted with burs; one eye had lost its pupil, and was glaring and spectral, but the other had the gleam of a genuine devil in it. Still he must have had fire and mettle in his day, if we may judge from the name he bore of Gunpowder. —The Legend of Sleepy Hollow by Washington Irving

Headless: A Sleepy Hollow Story, Episode 10 “The Haunting of the Hollow” [x]