#a random collection

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

The duality of goodreads.

#the anthropocene reviewed #a random collection #of useful information #that is also a spectacular miracle

[carmelas]

#i’m reading the complete peanuts collection so if you see random comic strips you’re welcome #peanuts #snoopy

[ruushes]

assorted bat practice... on top of everything he has the audacity to be hard for me to draw

#astarion #bg3 #my art #eventually want to do this for everyone #polish/collect/post a bunch random drawings ive got lying around from figuring out how i want to draw them #he just has more complete ones bc unfortunately. i do like him. #i just always have to take like ten passes at his likeness #my findings are that you can always make his face narrower and the eye bags are load-bearing

[deadsetobsessions]

What Do You Have There?

A knife!

Danny plunked the butter knife in its pedestal of importance. The nice thing about having a billionaire vigilante for a... foster is the amount of money Danny was allowed to drop on his hobbies. For example, his extensive collection of souvenirs.

They're not just any old regular souvenirs. No, no, no. That would be so boring! No, these souvenirs, he obtained from the various muggings, knife fights, and various other situations he's been in ever since he was dropped ungraciously into Gotham.

The butter knife? Damian. Precocious, stabby Damian who he had startled into the stab instinct. A point of pride, really. Danny knew Damian was good at fighting! It was practically, in ghost terms, a super enthusiastic hello! Yes, the butter knife would be kept in the well lit part of the wall. Alfred had told him to stay home today to recuperate. He didn't need it, since the wound would heal in an hour or two, but he'd take staying at home any day.

A couple of hours later, well into the afternoon and right before what Danny knew to be their patrol hours, Danny had a visitor.

"Danny."

"Oh, hey, Damian! What's up?" Danny turned around to see Damian hovering awkwardly near the door.

"I am here to... check upon your wound. It is imperative that it gets proper treatment."

Ancients, Damian was exactly like those alley kids. He just ate a thesaurus instead of the drawling accent the alley kids picked up. Which meant Damian endeared himself to Danny pretty quickly. Like a little ghostling.

"Oh, I'm good. See? No blood is leaking out of the wound." Danny held up spotless bandages.

Danny watched Damian step into his haunt- his room- with a pleased hum. Damian inspected the bandages and stepped back with a sharp nod of approval. His eyes flicked to the wall that Danny was rearranging (again) and did a double take at the butter knife in the middle.

"Is that the butter knife I stabbed you with?"

"Why, yes, it is!" Danny beamed.

"Why on earth would you display that?"

"Because you stabbed me with it?"

"That makes absolutely no sense, you simpleton! When someone stabs you, stab them back!"

"That would be mean!"

Damian spluttered. Danny tugged the kid closer to the wall, cheering inwardly as Damian didn't shove him away. It might be because he was exaggeratedly wincing as he moved his "injured arm" but Danny has learned to take a win where he could find them, especially with ghosts. Not that Damian was a ghost, but he sure acted like one.

"Do you want to see my collection?"

"Your collection?"

"Yeah!" Without giving him time to answer, Danny barreled ahead. "So this is the knife you stabbed me with. Which, by the way, was an awesome show of strength and accuracy."

Damian grimaced. Danny continued blithely, secretly memorizing Damian's reactions to laugh at later.

"And this is the knife those guys stabbed me with that one time Cass found me. And this one is a bullet someone shot at me down by the docks. I think I interrupted some kind of meeting?"

Damian's jaw had a slight tick to it that would have been a baffled frown on anyone else.

"And when was this?"

"Oh, like a week ago."

"What? When did you go to the docks?!"

"At night. I couldn't sleep."

"And you went to the docks?! How did you even get there?!"

"Walked," Danny lied, like a lying liar. He floated, obviously, but none of them knew that. "Anyways, this is a law book! Someone threw it at my head!"

"Hey, guys! What're you doing?"

Danny and Damian turned around.

"Richard? Brown? What are you doing here?"

"Oh, Bruce wanted me to come back for the weekend," Dick said. Danny knew it was code for "something's going down and we need back up." Man, he still couldn't believe they didn't know he knew they were crime fighting vigilantes.

"Same!" Stephanie said. Danny was glad to see that her wounds from "cartwheeling in the manor" were healed.

"I see. Danny was showing me his collection of... objects people have used as weapons against him."

"What?!"

"Yeah!" Danny beamed, completely innocent. "Come on! I'll show you!"

With that, Danny continued to ramble. He just knew that the way Dick's and Stephanie's smiles strained would give him a good laugh for weeks to come. "And this is the glass bottle a drunk tried to shank me with in Crime Alley, and this is a knife the Red Hood himself threw at me."

Dick interrupted, face stiff. "Hood threw a knife at you?!"

"Yeah, but that was because my kids broke into his safe house and I was trying to get them to stop looting the place. And he didn't know I was a kid too, so he aimed a gun at my head. He shot at me too, but I couldn't go back to get the bullet, or else it would have joined my collection." Danny grabbed a box and shook it, metal rattling inside.

Dick smiled sweetly, Stephanie and Damian inching away from it.

"Oh, wow, I see!"

----

In his apartment, Jason shuddered. He grabbed his guns.

"Something's wrong. I just know it," he muttered to himself.

----

Danny smiled innocently as he described the horrific, near death events he got his souvenirs from.

"This is my bullet box! Man, Gotham has a lot of gun fights. I got shot so many times!" Danny complained, shaking the box like a rattling toy.

"Did you know Danny snuck out to go to the bay?" Damian snitched immediately, like a snitch.

"The Bay?! Danny! You know that's where people dump bodies, right?!" Stephanie poked him in the arm.

"Yeah, but like... I wouldn't die. And besides! I missed my friends!"

"You mean the minions you made in Crime Alley?" Steph asked. Danny pouted, eyeing the way Dick's gaze roved over his souvenirs and paling the more he realized how often Danny "got hurt."

Damian bumped a shoulder against Dick's arm. Danny returned to the conversation.

"If anything, I'm their minion." He said, remembering the times the Alley kids sent him on food runs.

"Fear Danny, the overlord of street rats."

Danny snorted. And- "Oh! Yeah, there was like a weird owl looking guy? And then they stabbed me with a finger and I kept it because woah, cool talon looking thing, right? And then they threw a bunch of those tiny knives at me? And then they just kind of vanished? Gotham is so weird."

And now, with all of them pale and stressed out of their minds, Danny swung a devastating blow called guilt trip.

"And that's the batarangs!" Three heads swung over to the line of batarangs. "Those vigilantes kept throwing them at me! One of them even hit me in the arm. Those things are sharp, man."

"Uh. Which ones?" Stephanie asked.

"Hm?" Danny hummed obliviously.

"Do you know which vigilantes?"

"Oh, it was like... the purple one. And the sword one? And like the one with the yellow insignia in the middle. And... all of them, I think? Except for signal. That guy's cool."

Stephanie and Damian had matching veiled looks of guilt. Dick shot them a sharp look. Danny decided to deal the last bit of damage to Dick.

"I'm glad you guys are way less stabby than the general Gotham public though, butter knife incident aside. At least I don't have to worry about you guys getting into danger, right? If you guys got hurt like my family did... I don't know..."

Danny smiled-squinted at them, channeling Cujo at his cutest and saddest: when he doesn't get to eat off of Danny's plate. So, pretty sad and pathetic.

"Uh, yeah." Dick said, guilt splayed all over his face. "Alfred said dinner was almost ready."

"Yes," Damian cleared his throat, looking away. "We shall partake in Pennyworth's hard work."

"Ahaha!" Stephanie laughed, nervously. "Welp, let's go bother Tim!"

Falling into step behind them, Danny grinned.

#danny phantom #batman #dc x dp #dick grayson #jason todd #bruce wayne #tim drake #red hood #nightwing #bamf danny phantom #danny is a little shit #danny fenton #stephanie brown #danny is a menace #danny: wow im so sad my family got hurt but at least i dont have to worry about that with you guys right? #the bats: *sweats* #knife collection #but also just random trinkets #that should have traumatized danny #but he's super desensitized to it #that's why he fit in crime alley so well #trauma dump #but it's danny being proud of being greeted in a friendly manner by so many people #bc ghost hellos is throwing hands so danny thinks he's popular

[lothbats9000]

aksdjflkjd Raph said this in season 4 and I laughed so hard at the idea of Donnie somehow managing to get offended by this even while in a completely different universe, and so then whatever this is was born pffffft your welcome?

Also here have some of the super early quick sketches :)

And have this little angry guy too cause why not heheh

#tmnt #tmnt 2012 #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt #The episode was called Mutant Gangland I think? Just in case you wanted to know for some reason #my random art things #Can we all collectively agree not to look very hard at Donnie's arms? #Cool cool thanks #tmnt donatello #tmnt raphael #tmnt raph #tmnt donnie #rise donnie #tmnt raph 2012 #Hey! I finished 2012 hooray! #Now I can go watch 2003 mwahahahaevillaugh #Also yes I stole to spidey senses design for this #Cause it seemed like the best way to get the idea across? hopefully it worked?? #So donnie just has spidey senses now I guess #pfffffft #But only for people being rude towards softshell turtles

[the-irken-pony]

Video game protagonists and their attitude towards the player

#this came to me in a vision #pac-man #pac-man 2 the new adventures #frisk #undertale #kris dreemurr #deltarune #henry stickmin #the henry stickmin collection #thsc #mine #random #shitpost

[happyheidi]

#moomin collection spruce bar (that’s what google translate said it’s called) to eat before hibernation #lol I love it cus it’s so damn random #not to mention…. ouch? hahah #made the gif a little slow so think of him as a tired lil moomintroll wanting to go to sleep asap #cottagecore #my gifs #moomin #moomintroll #tanoshii moomin ikka #moominvalley #anime aesthetic #anime scenery #nostalgia #nostalgiacore #cartoon #90s #cute #winter aesthetic #snow aesthetic #gif

[pacificpikachu]

💙🤍💛

#pokemon #pokémon #pokemon plush #altaria #swablu #lapras #oshawott #pikachu #my collection #ignore the random IKEA desk directions #I keep forgetting to take that off lol

[maryheart22]

Fall Characters #6 Quick Collie and King sketch before heading to bed (Also, here's what Collie's old hat looked like before Luz gave him her beanie ^^).

#my art #digital art #clipstudiopaint #fan art #random art #art #practice #digitalart #disney tv animation #digital illustration #the collector #the collecter toh #king clawthorne #toh king #school assignment #clip studio ex #clip stuido paint #love these goobers #quick sketch #quick doodle

[bucket-of-amethyst]

HAPPY DILFPULSE SATURDAY EVERYONE WANTS HIM

@simplydm 🙏

#thamk i dm this is good for the collection #impulsesv #mcyt #hermitcraft #shh dont tell its hardcore i dont know what to tag dkdjdkd #bucket of random #happy dilfpulse saturday

[batberryboo]

i HAD to draw the flapper dress, obvi

#fluffybird #dhmis #don't hug me i'm scared #duck guy #red guy #i collect random comfort ships like pokemon cards.......... #my art stuff

[aboutiroh]

#here have a random collection of atla quotes I think about a lot #you should pick solely based on vibes #polls #atla poll #avatar the last airbender #atla

[tesb]

You were only a child when they sent you off to war. Now look at you... The weight of a galaxy on your shoulders.

Star Wars Jedi: Survivor (2023) ‒ final gameplay trailer

#star wars #swedit #gamingedit #star wars jedi: survivor #dailyvideogames #gamingdaily #starwarsblr #underbetelgeuse #userconstance #usermelanie #userkosmos #xuserannie #usernik #star wars jedi survivor #jedi survivor #gifs #* #this is such a random collection of shots lmao

[livetogether--diealone]

i just think that interview lewis 🤌

#or alternatively #lewis vs dumb ass questions #lewis hamilton #f1 #jo.text #just a random collection of reaction pics i'm very fond of

[mynicosensesaretingling]

excuse me -

#nico rosberg #f1blr #f1 random #f1 drivers #nr6 #nr6 fave collection

[zenzenzence]

HEY! FELLOW AO3 AUTHORS! STOP DOING THIS!

idk how else to illustrate this than making a fake, unpublished example fanfic —

STOP DOING THIS! PLEASE!

POST YOUR ONE SHOTS SEPARATELY! ESPECIALLY IF THEYRE FOR DIFFERENT FANDOMS/SHIPS!

***Tags selected randomly for making a quick example***

Stop posting random one-shots into one work. Stop making Chapter 1 a Table of Contents. Stop tagging multiple pairings/fandoms/additional tags etc when you haven’t even POSTED the chapters they would apply to!

This spams tags and 9 times out of 10 I avoid these fics on sight and don’t even bother digging through the fic to see if the oneshot is something I won’t even want to read.

These fics should be reportable for spam if they aren’t already.

I’ve started completely muting authors on sight for this now because I’ve personally had enough.

#archive of our own #ao3 tags #ao3 #fanfiction #tagging etiquette #otw #organization for transformative works #fanfic #one shot #oneshot collection #stop it #zence.txt #i am at my limit #!!! #don’t bite my head off over the specific tags I used in the example #it’s supposed to be obnoxiously random and all over the place because that’s the point