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#Hey! I finished 2012 hooray!
lothbats9000 · 5 months
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aksdjflkjd Raph said this in season 4 and I laughed so hard at the idea of Donnie somehow managing to get offended by this even while in a completely different universe, and so then whatever this is was born pffffft your welcome?
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Also here have some of the super early quick sketches :)
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And have this little angry guy too cause why not heheh
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goldenonionstan · 3 years
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      | chapter one
            | the sound of forgetting
summary: after being wrongly accused of the murder of her fiancé, Bella Swan is trying to find stability in her broken life. Until a mysterious brown-haired boy reveals a harrowing secret about the man she loved, and she embarks on a time-bending journey to clear her name…
a/n: hooray harooh harrah i finished chapter one and this baby is ready to go! i can’t communicate to you how pumped i am to explore this world and all the dark fantasy that comes with it! let me know what you think x
October 14th, 2012
It was still dark when I pulled my ancient Chevrolet pick-up into the parking lot of the café, and I settled the beast into an open space next to Dad's favorite oak tree. Killing the engine, I reveled in the heat of the truck's cab, bracing myself for the crisp, Washington air that awaited me outside. Unfortunately, I always drew the short straw when it came to taking the early morning shifts from my siblings – Seth and Leah knew how to get exactly what they wanted from Sue.
"Morning, Dad," I called out as I strode into the café, hitting the switch for the neon OPEN sign that hung on the front door; it awoke with a dull hum. Garish lights reflected off the green gingham tablecloths Charlie had bought the other day from Billy Black – I made a mental note to look for replacements when I got home.
"Morning, sweet pea," He replied from the kitchen, and I could hear bacon already sizzling on the grill.
Dad had been the proud owner of Clearwater's Bites, sharing the responsibility with his wife, Sue, for almost ten years. Nestled into the sleepy heart of Forks, Washington, Charlie had surprised Sue with the café as an engagement present after she told him about her life-long dream of owning a restaurant. In the summer of 2002, he became the head-chef, Sue ran the front-of-house, and waitressing shifts were shared out between me, Seth and Leah. I was happy to see that the place was still standing when I was released from prison.
I doubted anyone else would have wanted to hire a convicted murderer to make small talk with their regulars.
"Expecting it to be busy today?" I inquired, making polite small talk as I rolled napkins neatly around pairs of knives and forks.
"Not too sure, Bells. It is a Sunday so I doubt we'll be rammed, but, then again, I could be wrong. We'll have to see."
Thank goodness, I thought, breathing a sigh of relief into the growing stack of cutlery; at least there wouldn't be so many whispers and stares.
"Sounds good, Dad! I'm sure we'll be able to hold down the fort!"
I enjoyed working shifts with Charlie – neither of us were particularly big talkers, so we worked side-by-side in comfortable silence, nodding at each other as we passed. While he set about preparing for the breakfast shift, I worked at serving the odd customer, giving the place a scrub when we were quiet – my siblings were not as pedantic at cleaning as I was, so I think Charlie and Sue were happy to have me in the shop.
The early birds were my favorite people to serve because, where the café was quiet, I was able to pay close attention to what they ordered. Gladys, along with her Labrador, Skip, came in for her regular one-shot cappuccino with extra chocolate dusting, while an elderly gentleman in a bowler hat ordered a simple tea and sat against the far-window, reading a newspaper. I let my mind conjure a story where the two used to be high-school sweethearts, but were torn apart when Gladys' mother died, and she went to live with her aunt. After seven years with very little to do, I had learned to become reliant on my imagination.
It was around two hours into my shift that a stream of customers began to build, and our small parking lot became crammed with a plethora of vehicles. A buzz of chatter filled the room as people shared stories over cups of steaming liquid, and my heart swelled. When people were paying little attention to me, I felt content to find myself amongst a crowd again.
"Welcome to Clearwater's Bites," I chirped cheerfully, placing two laminated menus before a new table of customers. They were two brawny construction workers, and both wore black t-shirts that clung to their bulging chests, stained with streaks of paint and dust. "What can I get for you today?"
"Aren't you the woman who murdered her fiancé?"
The pen began to shake between my fingers, but I couldn't tell whether it was from anger or the tears that stung my eyes. My prison sentence came to an end a month ago, and, although the accident happened in 2005, my presence in town seemed to stir up old memories. The front page of every national press had covered the story from the moment the coastguard pulled The Victoria to shore, and I had been led off the deck in handcuffs. I would get the occasional inquiry as to whether I was happy to be back in town, or what I planned to do with my time now I had returned to Forks.
It was the direct questions that always threw me off.
"Uhm," I murmured, struggling to get my thoughts straight. "No, I don't think that was me, but I appreciate the inquiry."
"Oh, come on, it's definitely you! Isabella, isn't it?" The weaker of the two men smirked as he leaned back in his chair, taking in the view of my beat-up Levi's from behind. "I would recognize that ass anywhere."
I clicked my tongue against my teeth as I turned away from his gaze and looked around briefly to see if anyone had overheard what he said. No-one seemed to be paying attention to our interaction.
"Would you like some tea with that misogyny, Paul?" His friend remarked from behind his menu, throwing a glare in his direction. Paul sat back up in his chair.
"Would you just fuck off, Jake? I'm only messing with the pretty lady." He turned back to me. "You were definitely the lass I had pinned up in my locker last year."
"That's wonderful. Do you want me to autograph it for you?"
"Ay, Mami, is this that famous temper of yours? Hopefully, there's no sharp objects around."
Paul winked; I seethed.
"It's eight in the morning, for Christ's sake," Paul's tanned friend spat as he handed me his menu. "We'll take two Americanos. Black, no sugar."
"No problem," I replied, plastering my best customer service smile across my face. "Coming right up!"
"You could always leave me your number instead," Paul hollered at me as I shuffled back behind the counter, drowning out my racing thoughts with the noisy whirr of grinding coffee beans.
"Alright, sweetheart?" Charlie poked his head around the entrance to the kitchen, forehead glittering with sweat. He held two plates of eggs in his hands. "Not causing you trouble, are they?"
I punched the double-shot button a little too hard on our clunky coffee machine, watching the black liquid splutter into the awaiting cup. "Nothing I can't handle, Dad."
"Are you sure? I haven't seen them around before, so I'm sure they wouldn't mind if I told them to move along?"
I peeked over at the men again as I waited for their cups to fill. Paul sat texting on a cell-phone, no doubt something about me; his friend…Jake, I think it was, glanced over and smiled. I darted my gaze back to the coffee.
"Honestly, Dad, it's chill," I placed the now-steaming cups of coffee onto two saucers, grabbing a pot of sugar cubes. "Like you said, they're not regulars. Probably won't ever see them again."
Charlie nodded. "Chin up, Princess, don't let-"
"-Your tiara fall," I finished, turning back towards Paul and Jake. "I got it, Dad."
Gingerly returning to their table, I placed a cup in front of each of the men and practically ran back behind the counter before they could make any more remarks. I avoided looking in their direction for the duration of their stay, feeling relaxed as I watched them take the last swigs of their drinks.
Until Jake started walking towards the counter. Feeling my heart in my stomach, I pretended to be writing something on a spare blackboard.
"Hey," He said, standing awkwardly in front of the register. "I just came to bring this back. No sugar, remember?"
He placed the neglected sugar pot in front of me; I shook my head. "Oops, sorry. Just one of those mornings."
"No problem, I get that." He chuckled. "I kept waiting for you to come back to collect it. Seemed like you were avoiding our table…?"
"You're observant," I remarked. "Didn't want your friend to harass me again."
"Yeah, I also came over to say sorry about Paul. He's a bit too forward sometimes."
"Don't worry, I'm used to it." I picked up the sugar pot and wiggled it. "Thanks for bringing this back."
Jake smiled, and we stood there in silence for a moment. His brown eyes bore into mine for longer than I expected, and I looked away, feeling my cheeks heat up.
"Right, I completely forgot to introduce myself, I'm Jake-" He stretched his hand towards me. "Jacob Black. My father owns the furniture shop in town."
"Isabella Swan," I giggled, taking his outstretched hand. "You must know my dad then. Charlie?"
"Probably not, I only just moved into town. I used to live with my Mom."
"Oh, cool, what happened to your Mom, if you don't mind my asking?"
"It's nothing like that, she just got remarried." Jacob looked at the floor. "Moved to Canada."
"Didn't fancy it?"
"Not really; wasn't up for moving sticks, I'd just got my job here."
"Construction, yeah?"
"At Forks High School."
"Nice – I used to go there, definitely could have used a revamp back then."
"Well, luckily we're here now!" We both smiled at each other. "That must mean you know Forks pretty well?"
I crooked an eyebrow at him. "Hmm, it depends why you're asking..."
"I was looking for a tour guide if you were up for it? Need someone to show me the ins and outs, stuff like that."
"Paul's not good enough for that?" Looking behind him, I expected to see his friend leering at us, but I was pleasantly surprised to find an empty table.
"He's not the greatest company."
"That's fair. I'm working the next coupla' nights, but maybe Thursday? I get off at 6."
"Sounds great." Flashing another smile, I realized how perfect his teeth were.
"Perfect – I'll show you the literal two bars in town."
Jacob took a napkin from the stack next to the counter, and pulled a pen from his back pocket, roughly scribbling down a series of numbers before handing it to me. "My number. Call if you need to cancel."
"I'll try not to," I flushed. "See you Thursday."
"Looking forward to it."
My heartbeat did not slow to a regular pace until Jake had safely clambered into his truck, and I watched Paul drive them out of the parking lot. I hadn't been the subject of a man's affection for what seemed like a lifetime. Had it always made me this giddy?
"Hey, Bells," Charlie's voice pulled me from my thoughts.
"What's up, Dad?"
"Would you mind making me up a large pot of tea? I'm just going to say hello to Carlisle over there!"
Nodding eagerly, I set about grabbing our best porcelain pot from the shelf, settling the open-top under the tap of hot water, and switched it on. Charlie always spoke highly of Carlisle, a doctor who worked at the local hospital, and I was always in awe of his wife, Esme, when she accompanied him for a coffee and a croissant. They looked perfect, like models, with porcelain-smooth skin, and matching caramel-colored hair. I felt scrawny and inferior in comparison.
He occupied the corner table, where the elderly gentleman had sat this morning, but his wife was nowhere in sight. Instead, he was joined by a statuesque blonde with legs for days, a Herculean man who looked like he could break my head between one bicep, and a willowy boy with unruly, russet hair. Despite his form being covered by a long-sleeved black roll-beck, I could see his hands were extremely pale. In fact, they all were.
They all looked as though they had never felt a drop of Vitamin D in their lives.
Dad tottered over to their table, shaking Carlisle's hand with a grin. He had it draped on the shoulder of the tall, pale boy when I arrived with the tea.
"Ah, Isabella, perfect timing! This is Rosalie and Emmett, Carlisle's niece and her boyfriend," Charlie said, gesturing at the blonde and her burly man; I nodded politely and they returned the favor. "And this is Edward, Carlisle's son."
Once again, I nodded in the direction of Edward but he only grunted in response, grabbing for the pot of tea, and pouring himself a cup. Compared to Jacob, he had the manners of a toilet brush.
"He's a little shy," Emmett reassured, nudging Edward in the ribs.
"No worries," I blathered. "Enjoy!"
I hurried back to the counter almost as quickly as before, except I was sure no one was trying to stare at my butt this time. I knew Edward did not owe me anything – it had been a pretty awkward introduction from Charlie anyway – but a smile wouldn't have hurt anyone. I glanced back over towards Carlisle's table and caught Edward staring at me, eyebrows furrowed together. Just as Jacob had done earlier, I pulled my lips into a tight smile. He cocked his head to one side, briefly, as though mentally sizing me up. Finally, he smirked back, turning then to engage in passionate conversation with his family of perfect specimens.
I had a feeling, deep within me, that this wasn’t going to be the last time I saw this brown-haired boy.
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Notes taken during Super Bowl XLVI
PREGAME
This is an NBC broadcast. Recording starts with the coin toss.
Coin toss. 2012 Hall of Fame inductees. Curtis Martin will do the honors.
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As the visiting team, Giants call the toss. They call tails. It's heads. Patriots will defer.
That ends the NFC's streak of 14 consecutive coin toss wins.
Giants were 7-7 at one point, haven't lost since.
Eli Manning: We're all playing for each other. Love and respect each other, ready for a big night.
Michele Tafoya: Patriots TE Rob Gronkowski suffered a high ankle sprain in the AFC Championship game.
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Commercial: Hyundai doing some sort of Rocky theme song thing.
FIRST QUARTER
Giants receive. Decent return from Jerrel Jernigan to the 23.
First play: Ahmad Bradshaw up the middle for no gain. Michaels says the Giants have the worst rushing offense in the NFL.
Manning converts a third down. Hits Victor Cruz for 8-9 yards.
Fans seem pro-Giants. It's not surprising that people in Indianapolis don't want the Patriots to win.
Michaels: In three of the last four Super Bowls, the team with the worst rushing offense in the NFL has taken part.
Nice drive here for the Giants. A couple completions to the tight ends, that catch by Victor Cruz, now Hakeem Nicks for 19 into New England territory.
Drive stalls. Two sacks and a stuffed running play knock the Giants out of any semblance of field goal range. Steve Weatherford pins the Patriots at the 5 on a punt.
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Commercials: Bud Light Platinum. (Gross.) Audi commercial featuring an Echo and the Bunnymen song. (Awesome.) Audi headlights are so bright they kill vampires, it seems.
Obligatory cutaway: Gisele Bundchen.
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Patriots' first play, Brady is under pressure in the end zone. Throws it deep down the middle to nobody. The officials confer....yep, that's intentional grounding and a safety. 2-0 Giants.
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Commercials: Pepsi featuring Elton John as a king of some sort of singing contest. He's dropped into a dungeon. Flava Flav greets him. The only good part of the ad. Hyundai Veloster. Promo for "Smash", tomorrow on NBC.
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FLAVA FLAV!
Michaels: That's the first safety in a Super Bowl since XXV, 21 years ago.
Replay shows it was the right call. Brady was in the tackle box, under pressure, and nobody within at least 15 yards of where the ball landed.
Manning is 6-for-6 early. I'm pretty sure all six are to different receivers. Giants approaching midfield.
BIG run from Ahmad Bradshaw. Makes a couple tacklers miss and gets 24 yards down the left sideline. First and 10 from the New England 33.
Now a completion to Bear Pascoe inside the 20. First down. Giants on their second dangerous drive before the Patriots run their second play.
Patriots were 31st in the NFL in yards allowed.
Confusion in the Patriots' secondary. Completion to Cruz, maybe a fumble, maybe not. They say it's a fumble but it doesn't matter. New England had 12 defenders on the field.
First and goal from the 6. Bradshaw to the 2. Clock ticks under 4:00 left in the first, Patriots still only have that one offensive play.
Oh, man, crazy-dangerous throw. Manning throws a slant to Cruz for a score. 9-0 New York. Linebacker Jerrod Mayo dropped back to cover a slant but never looked back for the ball. He could have picked it like James Harrison did three years ago against the Cardinals.
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No, Mayo!
Commercials: Bud Light Platinum. Still gross. M&Ms. Best Buy - "any phone, any carrier". Celebrity Apprentice. Even more gross than Bud Light Platinum.
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Commercials: Coke ad featuring CGI polar bears hanging out. Chevy trucks - they'll still exist after the 2012 Mayan Apocalypse, but Ford trucks won't. Halftime show promo. Madonna. Promo for "Rock Center" with Brian Williams.
Offensive plays: Giants 19, Patriots 1.
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Collinsworth: I've never seen the Patriots look this unsettled to start a game.
Brady converts a third and 4. Over the middle to Deion Branch at midfield.
Now a quick pass to Welker. Giants trying to cover him underneath with a linebacker. Goodness. 19 yard gain.
2nd and 6, Welker on an end around for 10 or so. Patriots inside the New York 20 as the first quarter ends. New York 9, New England 0.
Commercials: Bridgestone. They made a football out of Bridgestone tires. It's easy to control, just like Bridgestone tires. GoDaddy commercial featuring Danica Patrick, Jillian Michaels, and a scantily clad woman. Lexus. "Battleship" film. It looks awful.
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SECOND QUARTER
Oh, hey, it's Aaron Hernandez. Catches a pass on the first play of the quarter. Gain of 2. Becomes the leading receiver in Super Bowl history among murderers.
3rd and 4 from the 11, Brady pass knocked down by Jason Pierre-Paul. That forces a field goal attempt from Gostkowski. 29 yarder. Got it. 9-3 Giants.
Commercials: Budweiser. Prohibition is over! Hooray, but your beer is still awful. Doritos. A dog bribes a guy with Doritos to not tell on him for killing their cat. Camaro.
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NBC runs a song about Jason Pierre-Paul. "JPP", set to the tune of Naughty By Nature's OPP.
Commercials: GE. We make turbines that keep your Budweiser cold. Gross. Commercial for John Carter, which somehow may have been a worse film than Battleship. TaxAct dot com decides it's a good idea to have a kid peeing in a swimming pool as its Super Bowl ad. Promo for The Voice, premiering tonight after the Super Bowl.
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Manning is 9-for-9 to start the game, a Super Bowl record. They jinxed him. He's 9 for 10 now after throwing it away on first down.
Brandon Jacobs up the middle for 11. Patriots not doing much to stop the Giants early.
Manning hits Bradshaw in the face with a pass. Incompletion.
Michaels: People wondered why the Giants weren't favored heading into the game.
Commercials: The Lorax, A dog loses weight so he can fit out the doggie door and chase a Volkswagen. Darth Vader chokes a guy in a bar for laughing at that. Promo for America's Got Talent featuring Howard Stern, coming this summer.
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Third and 6, great catch from Hakeem Nicks downfield. Pass looked high, but he went up and got it at the New England 48. First down.
3rd and 15, Manning completes a pass to Bradshaw at the 40. It's short of a first down and Weatherford will punt it into the end zone. Welp.
Commercials: David Beckham in his underwear for H&M. The CGI Coke polar bears again.
Another Brady pass knocked down by Jason Pierre-Paul.
Chad Ochocinco comes into the game on third and 7. It's a six yard pass to Welker and the Patriots will punt.
Tafoya: Giants TE Travis Beckham is out with a torn ACL.
3rd and 11, Manning deep to Manningham, but incomplete. Weatherford will punt with around 4:00 left in the half. Kicks it out of bounds at the 4.
Commercials: Chevy Sonic doing stunts. Star Wars Phantom Menace 3D. Gross. Promo for a Madonna halftime show.
Gronk! His first catch of the game is down the seam for 20. Out to the New England 35, 2:30 to go in the half.
After a running play, it'll be 2nd and 6 when they return from the two minute warning.
Commercials: The Avengers, Teleflora dot com, Skechers, NFL Play 60 promo sponsored by Kinect for X Box 360, Cars dot com.
Brady to Hernandez to the Patriots' 49. First down. 1:40 and counting.
Now Brady to Hernandez again. Ruled a catch and down by contact. Probably the right call. Yep, replay shows his elbow was down before the ball came out.
Brady to Woodhead to the New York 37. Flag on the play. Holding, offense. Big penalty.
Brady keeps going to Hernandez. Moves the chains again. Out at the 34 with 1:01 left on the clock.
Brady to Welker at the 23. First down. 0:28 left, Patriots timeout.
Commercials: Doritos - grandmother uses a bungee slingshot to fire a toddler at a kid with a bag of Doritos. Talking baby for Etrade. G.I. Joe Retaliation.
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Brady to Woodhead. Out at the 12. First down. Clock stopped at 0:24
Brady to Woodhead at the 3. Flag down. Giants offside. Declined. 0:18 left, 2nd and 1 at the 3.
Draw play! Woodhead chopped down in the backfield by Pierre Paul. Timeout, New England.0:15 left in the half.
Third down, Brady looking, looking, looking, touchdown. Threads a needle to Danny Woodhead in the end zone. 10-9 Patriots with less than 10 seconds left in the half. Presumably, they'll squib the kickoff, the Giants will take a knee on first down, and it'll be 10-9 at halftime.
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Touchdown.
Collinsworth: That tied a record for longest drive in Super Bowl history.
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Yep. Squib kick, Giants take a knee. At the half: New England 10, New York 9.
Commercial: NFL Fantasy Football
HALFTIME
Rodney Harrison: Belichick will tell his players we haven't played our best and if we cut out the mistakes, we'll win this game.
Tony Dungy: If I'm Tom Coughlin, I'm telling my players that we're moving the football, we just have to finish drives. We can move the ball on these guys.
Dungy: With the injury, Gronkowski can be covered one-on-one with a linebacker. He's a decoy. They have to stop Welker and Hernandez.
Harrison: Hernandez is a matchup nightmare for the Giants. Tough to bring down in space.
Harrison: Giants need to run at Brady, not go around the offensive line. They need to get in his face or it will be a long day.
Commercials: Toyota Camry, Will Arnett for Hulu Plus, LMFAO playing the halftime show in a bar instead of at the game - commercial for Bud Light, Tonight Show promo with Madonna in an elevator with Jay Leno.
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Halftime show. Madonna! She's being brought to the stage by some sort of legion. Vogue. She's lip synching to obvious samples of herself. This is about eleven million times better than last year's Black Eyed Peas debacle, and I'm by no means a Madonna fan. Music. LMFAO. It's a mashup of Music and Party Rock. Everybody's gonna have a good time. Sexy And I Know It. I work out! Okay, now it's a Madonna song that I've genuinely never heard in my life. She seems to want all the love today. Nicki Minaj cameo. Now MIA. Nice. MIA flips the bird to the camera. The NFL is having a collective freakout about that, I'm sure. Open Your Heart featuring a drum line and Cee-Lo Green. Like A Prayer after an extremely quick wardrobe change. Cee-Lo joins in on backing vocals. Show ends with a "World Peace" message on the field. Madonna crushed it out there.
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Commercial: Promo for The Voice with a cameo from Betty White 
Costas: Last three times these teams have met, they've been decided by three, three, and four points. Every Super Bowl that Tom Brady has played in has been decided by three points. Kickers could play a key role in the second half.
Commercials: "It's haltime in America" featuring Clint Eastwood not screaming at an empty chair. I guess this is a Chrysler commercial. Cool, guys, maybe don't make dogshit cars if you want to be successful. NFL Fantasy Football.
Michaels: Brady finished first half with eleven consecutive completions.
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When these two teams played in the regular season, it was scoreless at the half.
THIRD QUARTER
Patriots receive. Julian Edelman to the 21.
Tafoya: Belichick says they have to do better in the red zone and stay out of third and long.
First play of the drive. Brady to Ochocinco for 20 or so.
Brady on final drive of first half: 10-10, 98 yards, TD.
The law firm gets going. BenJarvis Green-Ellis for around 15. Giants on their heels, observes Collinsworth.
Brady's 14th consecutive completion. Super Bowl record.
Third and inches, Green-Ellis for three. First down at the New York 20.
"Second and a deuce", says Michaels. Aaron Hernandez one-on-one against a linebacker. No chance for the Giants. Touchdown. 17-9 New England. That's Hernandez's sixth catch of the game.
Patriots have back-to-back drives of 96 and 79 yards.
Commercials: Promo for Smash - series premiere tomorrow
Giants convert on third and four, get out to midfield with a pass to Nicks. Collinsworth says Patriots are trying to shut down Victor Cruz and the Giants have responded by using other receivers.
Another first down to the New England 36. Bradshaw blasts through the middle of the line.
Manning to Nicks again. First down to the 25.
Collinsworth: Patriots' gameplan is to allow short, quick passes but not big plays. Manning needs to stay patient.
Nicks gets blasted by Patrick Chung, going up for a catch. Comes out of the game injured. He's back in after a play. Would have been big if he had been knocked out.
Third and 10, short pass to Manningham. Lawrence Tynes will come on to try a 38 yard field goal. Just sneaks it inside the left upright. 17-12 Patriots midway through the third quarter.
Commercials: Fiat Abarth. Pepsi Max - a Coke delivery guy wins free Pepsi Max for life after trying and failing to buy one without anyone noticing.
Cutaway: Eli Manning's wife and mom.
Commercials; Toyota Camry - reinvented everything else after reinventing the Camry. Coke polar bears. John Stamos for Dannon Oikos yogurt. Century 21 commercial featuring Donald Trump, Deion Sanders, and Apollo Ohno.
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First play of the next Patriots drive, Jason Pierre Paul is injured on a tackle in the backfield. NBC goes to commercial.
Commercials: Jerry Seinfeld and Jay Leno for Acura, General Electric.
Pierre Paul is up. Looks like he took a shot to the head making a tackle, which as we know is no big deal as far as the NFL is concerned. He'll be back. Brains are overrated.
Patriots go three and out. Justin Tuck sacks Brady on third down. Patriots will punt. Blackmon returns it to the Patriots' 48.
Commercials: Budweiser. For people who like to celebrate big events with garbage beer. Bridgestone. They made a basketball out of Bridgestone tires. They're quiet. NFL Fantasy Football.
Replay shows Brady may have injured his left shoulder on the sack. That's his non-throwing arm.
Completion to Nicks at the 30. He's stripped, but fullback Henry Hynoski falls on it. Lucky.
Jacobs finds a seam up the middle, runs to the 23. First down. 3:00 and counting in the third. Giants down 5 but threatening to score.
Completion to Bear Pascoe inside the 12. Another first down.
Tafoya: Patriots medical staff isn't paying attention to Brady, but he's occasionally rotating his left arm to check the shoulder.
Third and 8, Manning sacked at the 15. Giants will settle for a field goal attempt. Tynes from 33 yards. Got it. 17-15 Patriots with 0:35 left in the third quarter.
Second play of the Patriots drive, nobody covers Deion Branch so Brady immediately throws it to him. Gain of 13.
Patriots just barely get a play off before the end of the quarter. Green-Ellis up the middle for a few. After three quarters, it's 17-15 New England.
Commercials: Canton Bulldogs, representin'! It's a commercial for the NFL.
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FOURTH QUARTER
Brady makes a crazy escape from the pass rush a la Eli Manning in the last Super Bowl. Chucks it deep and is picked off by...a middle linebacker?!? Chase Blackburn, who was substitute teaching a couple of months ago, makes the play. He beat Rob Gronkowski on a jump ball.
Oh, huge break for the Giants. Brandon Spikes forces Bradshaw to fumble, but the Giants recover. Chris Snee, coach Tom Coughlin's son-in-law, made the recovery.
Commercials: Matthew Broderick for Honda CRV - a parody of Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Wow - a bold move to have a car commercial featuring a guy who killed two people while driving a car. "Act of Valor" film. Cartoon characters for Met Life. Another promo for Smash.
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Third and 7. Incomplete pass, but there's a flag down. Offside, defense? Yep. The Patriots give New York another chance, this time on third and 2.
This time they convert. Manning steps up and throws a rope to Nicks. Threw it right over a linebacker.
NBC graphic: Eli Manning threw 15 TD passes in the fourth quarter this season, the most of any QB in NFL history.
Now Giants tight end Jake Ballard is hurt. Commercial time. He's grabbing his left knee. Giants are down to one tight end, Pascoe.
Commercials: Hyundai. Driver doing CPR on a passenger by starting and stopping. Bud Light. A dog named Wego who brings people beer when they say "Here, Wego!"
Oh, man. Dangerous throw. Manning in traffic to Victor Cruz on third and 1. That worked, but it was a crazy idea.
Now a completion to Manningham for 12. Into Patriots territory at the 43. 10:00 or so left.
Tafoya: Ballard has a knee sprain but will try to play.
Replay: Ballard testing the knee on the sideline and wiping out badly. He's not okay. It's gutsy of him to try to play, but that looks bad.
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That’s...not good.
Third and 10, Manning goes downfield to Manningham. Collinsworth immediately: "That's interference." No flag. Giants flipping out. Bad non-call. Weatherford to punt. Welker fair catch at the 8.
Cutaway: Ballard being helped to the locker room, putting no weight on the leg.
Commercials: Motley Crue for Kia. Kick Start My Heart. CareerBuilder dot com. Monkeys annoying a guy. NBC promos. Thursday night comedies. None of the shows is Community, which, yeah. NBC did that a lot.
Collinsworth on the non-call: Everybody's going to have their own opinion on that. That's exactly how opinions work, Cris.
Big third down conversion on the first set of downs for the Patriots. Danny Woodhead in the flat, gains around 25. Patriots up 2, less than 8:00 left.
Giants DB Antrel Rolle down, injured.
Commercials: Samsung Galaxy Note featuring the Darkness. They believe in a thing called love. Promo for The Voice.
Second and 7, Patriots run a reverse to Welker. Gains 11 yards for a first down. Patriots out to their 45. Clock under 7:00.
Clock rolling, under 5:45, Patriots have a third and 3 at midfield. Giants only have one timeout - they need to get a stop fairly urgently.
They don't get the stop here. Brady to Hernandez. First down. Clock under 5:00 now.
Green-Ellis stuffed on first down. Clock rolling near 4:00.
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Second down, Giants defense confused, Welker wide open and he just drops it. Huge drop. It's third down with 4:00. Clock stopped.
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Welker doesn’t ever drop this ball. But he dropped this ball.
Incomplete pass on third down. Patriots will punt with 3:53 left in regulation. Fair catch at the 12.
The Giants only need a field goal here. 3:46 left, one timeout. Plenty of time, but it has to happen on this drive.
Collinsworth: Wow. We should just have these two teams play all the time. Everyone in the country who isn't from New York or New England: Gross. Yuck. No.
First play of the drive, Manning deep to Mario Manningham down the sideline. Great catch at midfield. Replay shows he caught it and got both feet down. What a play.
Collinsworth: That catch isn't quite David Tyree, but it's pretty close.
Patriots have challenged this, but it's pretty obvious that it's a catch. Yep. Call is "confirmed".
Cutaway: David Tyree on the Giants sideline.
Second and 10, complete pass to Manningham again, this time to the 34. They're in fringe field goal range. This game is indoors, which will help Tynes. Less than 3:00 left.
Collinsworth drops a Scott Norwood bomb. Thanks, Cris. Thanks for that. 2:10 and counting.
Quick pass to Nicks, complete to the Patriots' 18 as we reach the two minute warning.
Commercials: Cadillac. Testing at the Nurburgring. Swamp People on the History Channel. GoDaddy dot com. Danica Patrick and scantily clad models. She won as many races during this commercial as she did in her NASCAR career. Promo for Awake. That was such a great friggin' show and I'm still upset it got cancelled.
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Run to Ahmad Bradshaw to the 11. 1:45 and counting. Patriots unsure whether to use timeouts.
Snap at 1:15, quick pass to Nicks. Goes out of bounds inside the 10. 1:09 left, clock stopped. First down.
First down, Bradshaw up the middle, stuffed. New England timeout at 1:04.
Second and goal, the seas part and it freaks Bradshaw out. He tries to fall over at the 1 but slips into the end zone. One of the few times in the sport it can be a mistake to score a touchdown. Giants going for 2, up 21-17 with 0:57 left. They don't get it.
Replay shows Patriots linebacker Brandon Spikes appears to have been ready to knock Bradshaw into the end zone to force him to score, so New England could get the ball back.
Patriots have 0:57 and a timeout. They need a touchdown. Michaels says Belichick had to choose between giving Brady 0:20 to get in field goal range and stop the clock,. or a minute to score a touchdown.
Kickoff downed in the end zone. They need 80 yards in 0:57.
Collinsworth: In an interview, Brady said he'd rather have the ball, trailing, than have a lead but the other guys have the ball.
First down, Branch drops what would have easily been a 20-25 yard completion. 0:52 left.
Second down, dropped by Hernandez. 0:48 left.
Third down, Brady sacked by Tuck. Patriots burn their last timeout. 0:36 left on the clock. It's fourth and long.
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I dig this facemask.
They convert on 4th and 16! Brady buys time, moves in the pocket, and finds Deion Branch for 20.What a play. 0:32. Branch got out of bounds.
Completion for 11 to Hernandez. Down the middle, though. No timeouts. They get up to the line and spike it at 0:17.
Next play, the Giants have 12 men on the field. Patriots gain five yards on the penalty, but the clock is down to 0:09.
Brady to Branch down the sideline, barely out of bounds. 0:05 left. They'll have to chuck it into the end zone on the next play. Patriots at their own 49.
Tipped in the end zone - Gronkowski maybe could have gotten to it, but does not. Giants win! 21-17 final.
POSTGAME
Cutaway: Archie Manning, apparently crying tears of joy.
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Commercial: Promo for NBC Sports Network
Michaels and Collinsworth vamp for a while, then they go back to commercial.
Commercials: Chevy Sonic and OK Go. Act of Valor film. L'Oreal makeup. DiGiorno frozen pizza. Geico. NFLShop dot com has Giants Super Bowl Champions stuff.
Lombardi Trophy presented by Raymond Berry, Colts legend. He's a Baltimore Colts legend, my dudes. This game was in Indianapolis.
Berry looks extremely frail as he walks through the Giants to get to the podium. It kind of bums me out to see.
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Roger Goodell: It's been an extraordinary season for the fans. Thanks for the support. An extraordinary game to end an extraordinary season. Congratulations to the Mara and Tisch families.
John Mara, Giants President and CEO: Giant fans are the most loyal in the league and this is for you!
Mara: There's not one coach in the league I'd trade Tom Coughlin for. Proud to have him.
Steve Tisch, Giants chairman: Never been around a bunch of guys with more love for each other and for the game of football. This team played their hearts out for the fans.
Tisch: I thought four years ago was great. That was just a dress rehearsal for this.
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Coughlin: Everybody did a tremendous job to get us here, playing against a great team like the Patriots.
Coughlin: At halftime, I said we can play better than this, guys. We're better than this. They agreed.
Eli Manning named MVP.
Manning: Wild game, wild season. Great, tough bunch of guys who never quit and have great faith in each other.
Dan Patrick: Any point in the game where you thought We're In Trouble? Manning: Nope. Stay positive.
Patrick: How's it feel to win a Super Bowl in the stadium your brother built? Manning: It's great to win a Super Bowl anywhere, but Indianapolis is great, happy to be here.
Manning wins a Corvette for being named MVP.
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Mario Manningham: Just trying to be patient, gotta be patient in this game. We knew big plays would come and we had to take advantage.
Hakeem Nicks: Feels great, happy to be a part of this team.
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