#UGHHHHH DIES

[takasgf]

He is the cutest little guy in the whole world

#morket #im so so lazy i struggled a lot drawing this. supposed to be a warm up but now im even more tired #you know what screw it im adding some tags(-_-) #self insert #selfship #selfship art #romantic f/o #selfshipping #self shipping #mcu selfship #marvel selfship #UGHHHHH DIES

[denkies]

Sooo... how did everyone like episode 3

#the joke is that he was right! king of manifesting the delusions #disgruntled bc two of the akutagawa death memes i had prepared require his last smile to atsushi. so i have to wait another week #which. UGHHHHH #anyway i WAS going to make this into a proper fake tweet. but there's something so funny about just covering up the original text #does this count as spoilers..? #like do anime onlys realize that he had his carotid artery severed and there is literally no saving him #like he bled out and died after 10-15 seconds #anyway. teehee! (curled up in fetal position sobbing) #bsd 5 #bsd 5 spoilers #bungou stray dogs 5 #bungou stray dogs season 5 #bsd #bungou stray dogs #nakajima atsushi #akutagawa ryuunosuke #shin soukoku #sskk #bsd memes #bungou stray dogs season 5 spoilers #a.txt

[dirwael]

Hands Off

Solomon x GN Reader | 447 Words | Rated T | Warnings: Mentions of violence

A/N: Takes place at the beginning of Lesson 11 (Nightbringer)

Also on my Ao3!

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Solomon had never felt an anger as great as this before.

He can recall bouts that have made him yell, storm out of rooms with balled up fists and a scowl on his face. He can remember times that made him laugh like a maniac, eyes crazed, forbidden spells at his fingertips. He can never forget the moments of white-hot fury, ones that left cities decimated, relationships broken beyond repair, and blood on his hands.

But none of those instances could hold a candle to this.

This anger, a new one— one fueled by fear, hatred, and love.

Solomon could hardly believe his eyes at the scene before him. You, his adorable apprentice, backed against a wall, as one of those damn demons tried to put his claws on you. Whatever caused this to happen didn't matter. All Solomon knew was to put up a barrier, and immediately rush to your side.

Belphegor. The one that attacked you. The youngest of the brothers. The weakest. A fallen angel, still assimilating to his new demonic life and powers. Solomon, while still just a human, was more in tune with his magic. There was a chance that he could-

No, no.

Belphegor's brothers were there, as was the prince. Even with his spells, Barbatos, and now Asmodeus, Solomon knew he would lose that battle. Plus, his most powerful spells require two hands, and he refused to move the arm he wrapped around you, keeping you at his side and away from those fiends.

Solomon wanted that perpetrator gone. And if wanting him dead meant wanting the whole family dead as well, then so be it. That demon and his defenders needed to suffer and rot for the crime of even just trying to harm you.

But while holding you, Solomon could feel you tremble.

He could hear you sniffle. He looked and saw you raise your hand to wipe at your eye.

And that's when Solomon realized it— his racing heart and swirling mind... they betrayed his outward look, one of even breaths and a calm smile. One hand was ready to unleash millennia after millennia of sorcery, while the other carefully held you.

Solomon had never felt so furious before, but he'd also never felt so afraid. The knowledge that he was the only one that could protect you, the knowledge that if he arrived just a second too late, you would be-

He needed to get you out of here, for both of your sakes.

Solomon looked back to the demons. His smile grew and his grip on you tightened as he readied a teleportation spell.

He wanted those monsters dead.

But he needed you safe first.

#i haven't posted a full fledged fic in so long oh my god #and its about the scene that makes every solomon fan go insane #ughhhhh. dies #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me solomon #solomon obey me #sol #obey me shall we date #obey me solomon x mc #obey me solomon x reader #solomon x mc #solomon x reader #fic #my fic #my writing #original #waba writing

[mioakem]

Part of me wants to write a fic abt if Nico and Reyna were members of the seven instead of percabeth cause I think it would be cool plus I love writing but the other part of me has never written a fanfic in my life and also has issues with actually finishing what I start

#I would also have a complete frazel rewrite along with diving more into Leo and pipers friendship #also no jiper #I just have so many thoughts and I need other ppl to see them #percabeth would do the travel quest tho #and also I kinda want to have Grover there instead of coach hedge #ughhhhh #hoo #heroes of Olympus #Percy Jackson #Annabeth chase #pjo #percy jackon and the olympians #jason grace #reyna avila ramirez arellano #nico di angelo #Leo Valdez #piper mclean #hazel levesque #frank zhang #frazel #percabeth

[lorcandidlucienwill]

Crying today cuz I'm a sucker for romance and all of my couples are extremely romantic and half of them never end up together in canon😭😭😭😭😭

#fuck you all juliette and adam were so cute #four and tris were so cute UGHHHH #feylin UGHHHHH #the level of pissed i got the first time around when i realized rhys was endgame #DNFed that shit so fast #then i came back to read it and be a critic because i'm a dumbass #snowbaird #MY LOVES #feylin #fourtris #DNFed shatter me the moment i knew aaron warner's bitchass was endgame #nesta and eris had more romance and sexiness in a few pages than nessian in all of acosf #odesta #NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FINNICK #i like to pretend he's still alive most of the time #either one of them dies or the man is retconned in favor of mr. abuser man #i am so tired can you tell

[starheirxero]

Hey, so I saw you just did a crapton of asks so if you wait a while to answer this I completely understand.

The ask you answered about L. Eclipse flat out ignoring a... very forward suitor (COUgh cough me too buddy Cough cough) made me curious how our favorite boy acts when interacting with his subjects.

mans made a whole universe full of people, likely for reasons outside of just torturing sun and the others, so surely he atleast planned on socializing (or just.. didn't think ahead?)

Does he interact with them positively? Does he interact at all?

Also, completely unrelated, you posts about computer guts has got me thinking about what his internals must look like melded with his centipede stuff, and now i'm having blorbo thoughts about it.

Thank you for always letting me brainrot here, you always are an amazing host for my Thoughts.

AAAAHAIAHJQHSJWD THIS IS SOMETHING I'VE BOTH THOUGHT SO MUCH ABOUT BUT ALSO HAVE VERY LOOSE DETAILS ABOUT TBH LMAOOO

I have two main scenarios though!!! The first is that during the start, he was a very active apart of his "community" and would drink up as much of the attention as humanly possible! Over time, though, the boredom starts to kick in and he spends less and less time around his other followers, eventually only allowing Sunvant to see him.

The second scenario, though, is that he's able to find a balance between keeping up a good image to his followers—not in centipede form, mind you—but the moment the doors are closed and it's only Sun who will witness his wrath, it's time to boogie!!! 🐛🐛🐛

So generally, yes, he treats most of his followers decently because that will ensure they will stay loyal and they will also shower him in praise! The level of interaction just depends on how silly I wanna get LOL

There are still dissenters, though! Which is only natural, Lord Eclipse can't gain everyone's love via fear. Mysteriously, though, the more vocal ones always seem to go missing... I wonder what's up with that?

#asks #justafunkydude #long post #xero thoughts and rambles #xero snippets #ALSO AOAAUYGHGHHH HIS INSIDES WOULD LOOK SO COOOLLLL DIES DIES DIES #I SAW THE TAGS U LEFT ON MY ATTRACTIVENESS RATING ON HIM AND HOW HE CAN HAVE LIKE YELLOWED PLASTIC WITH TUBES AND WIRES AND OTHER STUFF- #-ALL VISIBLE UNDERNEATH AND I THINK MY SOUL LEFT MY BODY /POS #could u imagine watching his endoskeleton work all those arms and legs while he moves.... UGHHHHH ID KILL FOR THATTTT #i 💜 fucked up mechanical gods HAHAHA #lord eclipse au #lord eclipse #angst #tsams #centiclipse #sunvant

[hecckyeah]

DONT TALK TO ME IM EMOTIONAL OKAY

#ARE YOU SAYING I CAN WRITE FIC ABOUT LUKE AND OMEGA BEING REBELLION PILOT BESTIES NOW #HELPPPPP #the bad batch #tbb #the bad batch spoilers #tbb spoilers #adult omega and old hunter took me OUT #:(((((( #also i am yet again disappointed by the lack of tech being alive #it's fine #it's okay #im glad he died a hero #as much as it hurts #BUT UGHHHHH #I can't believe it's over #im gonna need a few business weeks to process this

[gildeddlily]

this is literally me being excited about the new star wars show I just watched going on any social media and only finding people hating on it for the dumbest reasons

#that screen is relationship goal #but really #i watched ahsoka's first episodes and was yk happy ab her having more content but then boom tons of middle aged men whining ab it #face it jeremy literally no one cares ab the fact that her lekkus are shorter than how you wanted them #(i have to agree ab the fact that she's too calm for someone canonically so fucking chaotic) #anyway #sabine wren #she's so ughhhhh #ahsoka series #ahsoka tano #the mandalorian season 3 #bo katan kryze #tagging her cause she's at the eye of my last sw mind cyclone<333 #captain rex #HE'LL BE THERE!!! he'll prob die. if he dies i'll shoot filoni and then myself #that rat doesnt understand what he means to me #star wars rebels #rebels #clone wars #it's kinda justified for clone wars and i agree but yk #loving clone wars is like loving twilight- if twilight was less disgusting and didn't encourage toxic relationships #the point is #complaining is ok! i love haters i'm a hater myself but this fandom is exhaustive!!!! #hera syndulla #cause she rules #kanan jarrus #cause he rules too

[kitsunabi]

Ah yes. I call BS.

#honkai star rail #hsr kafka #hsr blade #kittybee games #for kafka's companion quest if you haven't done it yet #i didn't research that much lore to not know the answer to this one LOL #ughhhhh there were so many options i wanted to pick for the second Q #would that imply that she wasn't lying about not having access to the emotion of fear? (assuming she followed rules) this is so fascinating #it matches the lore we have of her rn in texts #this did not undo the flames of the fic i'm working on if anything it just added to it OTL #why must we beat up JY's son fella again i'm starting to feel bad for bullying him so much #i pacifist-runned so hard kafka y u like dis #trailblazer don't know shit but I sure am meta-gaming

[sttoru]

EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY . my daddy issues have spoken 😓😓 wriothesley is now my fav ever genshin character

#𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆. #THE THE THEEEEEE #‘its quite alright’ SHUT UPPPPPP #I WANNA SUCK UR DI—/£:&’ske #FCK MAN #ughhhhh #need him so bad #hancuff me next pls

[firebuug]

reconsidering my future my career my major type beat ( i am too stupid to do anything that matters and im really gonna do it one of these days )

#txt #why i oughta... (rips my skin off in one clean peel) #too stupid for piano too stupid for guitar i do not practice enough i dont even have my staff memorized ok guess ill kill myself. #me: not good at one miniscile thing / the suicidal ideation man in my jead: i have a great idea #anyways all i want to do is have a job that wont make me actually seriously consider running in traffic but im too stupid and undisciplined #im. what if i just died instead. why is being alive harder #i want 2 scream. why is everything so difficult #i dont wanna twach elementary school ill swallow a razor blade. but im too fuciing stupid to get a masters. what #what. if. i. died. #delete later #vent #UGHHHHH #what if i dont even want to teach. what then. whatever. whovhives a fuuuuuckvkkkvkkkkckkkkkvkvkvkk im actually going to slam my head into a

[lensiab]

NOT to gay post on main. but when she took off her sweatshirt and then was just in her binder and a black tank top….. 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

#AND THE TATTOOS ughhhhh i just about died. also her jeans…. she just looked So good on our last date #her arms man. jesus im gay. we’re moving slow which is good!! but also #butch in a black tank top. i can’t fucking resist

[bookishfeylin]

Seeing some really bad takes about Nesta being locked up in the House of Wind has me typing up a Nesta defense post (I know, I'm surprised too!) and breaking out my notes from my psych clinical rotation because no, YOU DO NOT TREAT ALCOHOLISM BY ABRUPTLY CUTTING SOMEONE OFF FROM ALCOHOL AND LOCKING THEM UP. YOU COULD KILL THEM

#if nesta were a real alcoholic she couldve had a seizure during withdrawal and died in acosf #which sarah WOULD KNOW if she actually did RESEARCH #ughhhhh #anyway this post will probably be in the drafts for a few days #but its definitely coming #bookish rambles #acotar

[aziraphalesbowtie]

chapter 13 of the titans curse hurts more each time i read it

#she only wanted to make it up to her little brother for leaving him #SHE WAS SO YOUNG #ughhhhh whyyyy #bianca di angelo #the titans curse #percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackson #nico di angelo #reread

[milo-is-rambling]

Going to eat a brown sugar cinnamon pop tart for the first time since my dad died. I’m craving it. It will make me cry. Going to hot box the bathroom while I take a bath and then cry and eat a pop tart in the bath. I’m bringing pocket joe for companionship

#I took a dab and then went oh shit a bath would be fantastic rn. and then I said. wait. I’m hungry. I want a pop tart. I also want to cry in #the bath. this feels like a win win then when my high wears off and I stop feeling my emotions I can smoke the joint and it will fix me #life hack. #also pop tarts make me sad bc my dad ate pop tarts like every fucking morning with his coffee and it was like his thing and he always joked #about pop tarts being programmer food #ughhhhh I want to cry I miss my dad I’m pmsing I just got fired I feel like a total failure my mom likes my brother more than me my dad #understood being the fuck up kid who’s traumatized and struggling like oh my god now that I’ve experienced losing someone that close I want #to go back in time to when he was alive and talk about losing his sister and how hard that was on him I mean he was my age when his older #sister died and it fucked him up and his death fucked me up around the same age I feel like I’m destined to become my father and I hated him #so much growing up but now that I feel like it’s gonna happen no matter what I can’t help but just wish he was here to talk to #my mom is far too good at being a normal person and so is my brother and my dad was the fuck up and he understood how I felt and now I have #no one who was the fuck uo and grew up anyways like ughhhhhhhh I hate everything I wish my dad was alive

[theheightofdishonor]

on the other hand, lumax were perfection, chef’s kiss, the only canon couple that doesn’t make me want to gag. Every scene with them was just 10/10

#lumax #stranger things volume 2 #max mayfield #lucas sinclair #god lucas in that scene max dies- ughhhhh his acting popped off this season man