starheirxero

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Never underestimate the ability of just bullshitting ur way through art btw. Sans undertale was giving me trouble with drawing necks when I was in middle school so I haven't drawn a neck in 5 years 😁👍

#xero says things #(or. well. ive RARELY drawn necks.) #theres brief exclusions like when i add thin stick necks to dca doodles for funzies #and those 2 times for a comm with human guys for my qpp. but otherwise? nada #and i never felt the need to pick it up again bc i saw a utmv artist on Twitter years ago who just straight up wouldn't draw eyes for a- #-similar reason and theres that one girl on yt who also doesnt draw mouths for a similar reason and its like wow!!! #the world is so easy breezy when u can just cut out details like that whenever u want LMAO

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Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

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i glance at my tumblr mutual reblogging from me again.. blushes and looks away..... my trasured mutual, you mysterious and charming being.....what are we? i hope... maybe someday, we could be something more... something like..discord friends

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When I say I love piracy I mean it like it’s always morally correct to pirate a video game from a big company.

If it’s a chain, it’s free reign.

If it’s small owned, leave it alone.

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"if you ship this thing it's because you're too naïve to understand that it's toxic and that you wouldn't like a relationship like this" actually it's because I see one of them as a mentos drop and the other as a bottle of coke zero and I want to watch the mess they'll be together

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me when i wanna talk about my special interests but i got the vampire autism where you gotta invite me to talk about smth first, otherwise i wont say shit or dont know what to say because i feel like im annoying

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#tjat is the survivor from hit game rain world #misc #cats #no id

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YAAAAAAYYYYYY

hiii hello so for when you wake up, here's some more art of castor commiting cannibalism☺

BOY DINNER <3

YEEEEEEEESSSSSS THIS IS SO EVERYTHING TO MEEEE OH MY GHOOOODDDDAHAHAHAJAH 💕💞💓💖💗💕

The aggressive tearing is SOOOO GOOODDD!!! His intense ass grip and the shadow over his face too I CAN'T EVENNNN I LOVE THIS SO MUCH. He's having a lil munch. a lil snackie. he can be trusted near human meat please let him near your arm he will do nothing extreme at all <3<3<3

#I DO REMEMBER SEEING THOSE LAST 2 PIECES ACTUALLY /THATS/ WHAT I INTENDED TO REBLOG ALONGSIDE UR ASK #BUT NOW THEYRE RIGHT HERE SO WOHOOOOO #ALSO POOR NEBULA AHSKAHSJSBDK #THATS BOTH SOOOO FUN BUT ALSO SO FUCKED UP <3 #like i can just imagine the shock and betrayal from her..... thinking she'd never be hurt by another astral because she's just the messenger #AND POLLUX WALKING IN ON IT...... YAAAAAAAYYYYY #i can just imagine pollux being slightly hysterical because she's just like. #holy shit? is this for real? what? hahaha /WHAT????/ #and one half of her is like. just listen just hear him out just try to help him through this because that's her other half #but also she's so scared to approach because what if she's next. YK? YKKK????? #UGHHHHHH ITS SO FUCKED UPPPPP I LOVE ITTTTTT #WONDERFUL ART I AM ROTATING IT SO LOUDLY <3<3<3 #tsams #castor #pollux #nebula #art #ichangemynameseveryfiveseconds #no id #cw gore #gore #cw cannibalism #cannibalism

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If the DCA community has taught me anything it’s that you can fall in love over and over and over again with the same person/robot

I love them in every universe your honor!

#LITERALYYYY UGH <3<3<3 #dca

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If the DCA community has taught me anything it’s that you can fall in love over and over and over again with the same person/robot

I love them in every universe your honor!

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Nothing gives the same kind of random ego boost like managing to finally clean up your home and making it nice. Like ooh look at me, I'm living like people do, I made myself iced tea and I am eating my snack from a real plate. I got floors and shit.

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AFRAID?

          No, that’s not GOOD enough.

                  [          I WANT YOU ABSOLUTELY T̘E̯̻R̠̭R̺I̜͇F̰̖I͙E̗Ḍ͓. ]

#OUHHHHH. HEAR ME OUT. #CENTICLIPSE #blorbocore #no id #< yes theres no image but i know this formatting would break a screen reader so jic LOL

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I'm forming a whole conspiracy rn. My husband and Sozo fell in love(<I GOT A NOTIF ABOUT IT THATS FOR REAL) and since I have a polycule of my 3 spider spouses, Sozo was able to worm his way from Webber to Webby to Webbula and told them to kill Narinder bc he's also my husband. I've done it I've comnected the dots

IM SO FOR REAL I SWEAR TO THE STARS ABOVE THAT MY SPOUSE JUST MURDERED NARINDER IN BROAD DAYLIGHF BC SOZO TOLD THEM TO I SWEAR THATS WHAT HAPPENED I AM APPALLED!!!!!!

#self reblog #NARINDER IS SO BULLIED IN THIS CILT FOR NO REASONNABAJDJF

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IM SO FOR REAL I SWEAR TO THE STARS ABOVE THAT MY SPOUSE JUST MURDERED NARINDER IN BROAD DAYLIGHF BC SOZO TOLD THEM TO I SWEAR THATS WHAT HAPPENED I AM APPALLED!!!!!!

#xero says things #I WALKED OVER BC I GOT A LOUD NOTID WITH WEBBULA'S NAME #AND I WALK OVER #AND THEYRE JUST CHATTING OVER HIS DEAD BODY!!!!!! #THE GALL. THE NERVE. #I SUSPECTED RASPBERRY JELLO TO DO THE MURDERING AND I AM BETRAYED BY MY OWN SPIDER SPOUSE. BAFFLING!!!! #ahem. anyways lets see if i can get shamura in the cult now HDKSND #caps

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I wish i could be normal about affection but my love language is merging souls

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I wish i could be normal about affection but my love language is merging souls

[starheirxero]

I wish i could be normal about affection but my love language is merging souls