#Time force incorrect quotes

[mesmerize-the-mayhem]

Wes: What's the worst thing you guys have done?

Katie: Rickrolled my teacher in 4th grade.

Lucas: I kicked Jen in the shin-

Jen: -So I kicked Lucas between the legs.

Eric: I burned a town down.

Wes: What?!

Jen: What the hell is wrong with you?!?

Eric: A lot of things.

Lucas: No shit.

#eric myers #eric myers incorrect quote #Lucas kendall #Katie walker #Trip power rangers time force #Wes collins #Jen scotts #power rangers time force incorrect quote #power rangers time force quote #Incorrect quotes #Time force power rangers #Power rangers time force #Time force incorrect quotes #Wes collins incorrect quotes

[batfamhyperfixation]

Jason: the Batfam member I see most as my brother is Tim

Dick: What!!! That's no fair, I should be your brotherly-ist brother!

Dick: No offense Timmy.

Dick, turning back to Jason: But I am the one who has been your brother longest, I helped you kill that druglord, I even gave you some of my cookie dough last week!

Bruce: uhhh, back to the druglord thing-

Steph: You shared your cookie dough with him!

Jason: Sorry Dick, but there is one thing that makes you brothers more than anything else, not blood, or time, but...

Jason and Tim at the same time: Contempt

Jason: I have contempt for Tim, like all siblings should. Really the only thing I love more than hating Tim is shit talking other people with Tim. That form of contempt is how siblings bond and I will just say, surprisingly I love bonding with Tim even more than I love terrorizing Tim

Tim: aww, I didn't know we were that close

Jason, panicking cause he doesn't wanna ruin their dynamic: *punches Tim in the gut and runs out*

Tim, shouting after him: You can't take it back now, you ass

Jason: *turns around while running to give Tim the middle finger*

#dick really wants to bond with jason by shittalking people but jason refuses to let that happen #dick starts showing up wherever Jason is to start shit talking people with him so jason is just quiet until he looks over at dick and goes #'I cant wait to tell Tim about this' and dick is just like 'NO DONT SHIT TALK ABOUT ME TO TIM' #cause like half of shit talking other people with siblings is just shit talking about another family member #one time Dick walks in on Tim and Jason shit talking someone and it's like those scenes in soap operas where the person was just cheated on #dick just sees being the 'most brother-like brother' to his brothers as being the favorite and he really wants to be the favorite #but he is trying too hard so the others are just like nah its something that is just spontaneously formed you can't force it #tim drake #jason todd #dick grayson #bruce wayne #incorrect batfamily quotes #batkids #batfam #bat family #stephanie brown

[chaoticace2005]

Sir Pentious: Angel, I didn’t memorize my lines! What do I do?!

Angel: Just use your lack of common sense! Everyone knows the characters in these skits are dumb as fuck!

*During the skit*

Husk, completely monotone: Hey. You finally made it. Did you get the donuts?

Sir Pentious: W-what’re donuts?

#husk and another time he’s forced to act but ACTUALLY memorize shit #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel memes #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #sir pentious #angel dust #angel dust hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel husk #husker hazbin hotel

[northlight14]

Phoenix: do you remember the day you got your lunch money stolen in kindergarten?

Edgeworth, who came into school wearing a bow tie every day, was always reading, went around quoting different law terms saying he was going to grow up to be “just like father”, and canonically cried when he couldn’t do origami: which time?

#how that convo should’ve went honestly #I adore lil miles with his lil bow tie and lil lawyer dreams #but seriously there’s no way that was the only time his lunch money got stolen😂 #bro was probs like ‘well at least they didn’t take it by force this time🤷’ #miles also canonically obayed the ‘snitches get stitches’ rule all those years which is why the other kids never got in trouble #when they took his money. I can’t be told otherwise about this it’s the only logical explanation #why do you think he had so much lunch money?! it was so he could toss the bullies some and keep the rest for himself #ace attorney #miles edgeworth #phoenix wright #wrightworth #narumitsu #ace attorney incorrect quotes

[luna-lovegreat]

Currently obsessed with the idea that the boys go to Time for love advice, since "he's married so he knows this stuff right?"

I mean they couldn't recognize a wedding ring??? And neither did he???

And time was saying this in his youth I mean cmon

Twilight: So ancestor. What would you do if like. Malon left to another world and never came back

Time: ... bro Malon called me fairy boy and then we were married like what

Hyrule: So uhh old man. How does one. Meet a girl.

Time: By speaking to her I guess? Or not, Malon did the talking for me

Hyrule: riiiiight...

Wild *no tact*: Hey so like... what if your redheaded wife who's name started with M died.

Time: what?!?!

Wild, undeterred: but like before she proposed.

Time: ...

Wild: and you don't remember if you would have said yes. What's your advice for dealing with that?

Time: ... vent to a fairy?

Warriors: hey old man

Time: no no no not this one asking me please

Warriors: how do I get women to stop coming after me. So I can ya know. Choose without war trying to force me into relationships

Time: I can safely say I've never had that problem captain

Wars: of course not *smirks*

Wars: ok but seriously how do I make them go away

Time: ... wear a wedding ring so they think you're taken, I've got a shiny extra

Time: no no why- they won't stop, I don't know how to do love!

Time: ok well at least I have legend. That kid would never ask for advice, I'll sit by him.

Legend: so old man.

Time, looking forward to a normal conversation: yeah?

Legend: hypothetically, what would you do if you found out Malon didn't exist.

Legend: And her whole world didn't, but it did, and now it doesn't

Time: ...Excuse me for a minute.

Time, writing a letter as fast as he can: MALON HOW DO I GIVE LOVE ADVICE THEY THINK IM WISE

Malon: lol

Happy Valentine's Day guys, have a headcanon :P

The boys go to Time for love advice and Time spouts whatever wise-sounding bs he can, before shoving them all on Malon for therapy when they visit the ranch

Art and comic by Jojo @linkeduniverse! :D

#I'm just??? we have like three different times they went to him with love problems? guys he grew up in a forest raised by a tree #he proposed with a cosplay ring #Malon laughs her head off when he says they're going to him for advice #'babe I had to force you into understanding marriage' #'give me the boys I'll talk to them' #to the boys: 'listen Links don't stop going to him for love advice. ask about the most wierd traumatic shit you've been through' #'cook record his reactions this'll be hilarious' #'he's seemed wise...' 'he don't know shit kids he's quoting me' #Lu time #lu #linked universe #linkeduniverse #little did he know legend was the worst of them all #wars wears the glittery engagement ring he recommended with pride 'sorry I'm taken ladies in case you missed the sparkle' #technically Valentine's Day was 43 minutes ago but shhhh it's ok time doesn't know what love is either #I do not have several of the games or complete information #if I said something incorrect (or offensive ever) let me know :) #love you guys #:)

[padawansuggest]

Qui-Gon: *on his first night with Padawan Kenobi after his older padawans convinced him he needed a new baby so he’d bother someone else* Alright, now I think it’s bedtime. I know it’s a bit earlier than usual but you have a whole new set of classes to switch to tomorrow so we have to get up early.

Obi-Wan: *is only 11, is fine with more sleep* Okay, Master! *wanders off to get in his pajamas*

Qui-Gon: *making a pot of sleepy tea*

Obi-Wan: *comes back in jammies looking confused*

Qui-Gon: What’s wrong, Padawan?

Obi-Wan: I can’t find my sleepy cocoon.

Qui-Gon: …your sleeping bag? Oh, I assumed you used that for camping in the room of a thousand fountains, do you usually sleep in that at night?

Obi-Wan: ??? No? No I use it sometimes but you’re right, that’s for camping nights. I mean my sleepy cocoon?

Qui-Gon: …what is a sleep cocoon?

Obi-Wan: It’s… it’s a stretchy fabric that goes over you?

Qui-Gon: …gimme a second, I don’t think I saw anything like that in your bags.

One call to the creche later

Creche Master: Is something wrong with Padawan Kenobi settling in?

Qui-Gon: Um, he’s missing something that I don’t think I’ve seen. He called it his sleepy cocoon?

Creche Master: Oh! That went into the laundry this morning, it probably got delivered back to us, I’ll have it sent right away.

Qui-Gon: Um, I need to ask… what is a sleepy cocoon?

Creche Master: *snort* It’s an anti-grav sleeping tube. It’s a compression material so he doesn’t feel it when he starts to float in his sleep. He’s too close to the cosmic force to control it, so they give him the compression tube.

Qui-Gon: …you’re saying he disobeys gravity in his sleep, so the tube makes him stop realizing it?

Creche Master: Yeah, it’s pretty important, actually. It keeps his joints in place. No cricks in his neck or dead arms if they start to fall.

Qui-Gon: Amazing. A straight jacket for his cosmic force abilities. I adore it. Please send it here. He can get out of it on his own, right?

Creche Master: Oh course, it’s just pressure, not actually being tied up.

Qui-Gon: Delightful. I’ll get him extras for off planet missions.

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #incorrect star wars quotes #qui gon jinn #Obi is a floating baby of the cosmic force #also I follow the idea that Obi is of the cosmic force thank you #he floats when he’s comfortable in his sleep #also he’s 11 which means Xanatos and Feemor are doting older brothers #Qui needs a baby to coddle at all times #I just had this idea of him floating like astronauts do in his sleep and sometimes he uses the sleeping bag #but sometimes he can’t get to sleep cause his limbs keep floating off #he needs a baby womb to encase him #like a swaddle blankie but a single compression material #tbh I want this so bad do they exist??? it would be so comfy #padawan obi wan #baby wan

[cod-dump]

Ghost: *venting to Price with tears in his eyes*

Price, on the verge of his own mental breakdown but he doesn’t want to do that to Ghost: Mood

Ghost: *stops venting and just looks up and stares at Price*

Price: … that wasn’t… comforting-

#ghost vents to price and laswell all the time #while price doesn’t vent to anyone unless forced #he’s going to bottle it up until he dies #call of duty #cod mwii #modern warfare ii #simon ghost riley #john price #incorrect quotes

[cave-monkey]

This is how that exchange went, right?

#monkey king 2009 #episode 4 #quote from parks and rec #special mention to one-eye guy in the lower left #this is technically incorrect quotes but like...it's not that incorrect #also Stone Monkey is in fact a Six Ears-seeking missile #Confirmed. #that's probably why he hatched THAT specific day actually #six ears was going to get in major trouble and the force told stone monkey his time had come

[alwaysshallow]

[Scene: Reader is tied to a chair being interrogated by TF 141 with no success]

Ghost: “Do ya wanna know why they call me Ghost?” [pulls out a knife]

Y/n: “…….’Cause you’re ashy?”

Ghost: 👀

Y/n: 👀

Tf 141: “Oh my God.” “A-ain’t no way she just said— ahahahaha!” “Ayooo!” “She’s not wrong. Have you seen his elbows?”😳😂😬💀😭

LMAOOO I LOVE THIS

you're a mercenary that's been too long out of their catch - obviously, when they caught you, they were pretty determined to milk every information from you.

well, it's not so easy. two days, and absolutely nothing comes out from you, you're just... silent, snarky from time to time.

so, it's time for ghost, who wants to try a bit different methods. he wants to make you feel threatened, as he pulls out a knife and asks if you know why they call him ghost.

yet, you have a comment for this, asking if it's because he's ashy.

and then, the rest of task force goes mad laughing, trying to keep calm tho, but they simply can't

ghost be like "you're all unprofessionals" and he just furrows his eyebrows.

"and you're ashy" goes soap and ghost just LMAO gives him the look and soap just. takes a few steps back bc he doesn't want to be killed yet, he has years to live

gaz comments something about making you suffer with ghost's big hands and you just. smirk bc that would be something good tho

#i love ur asks seriously it brings me joy every time #task force 141 #ghost mw2 #cod x reader #simon ghost riley #ghost cod #kyle gaz garrick #captain price #incorrect quotes #tf141 headcanons #call of duty #cod mw2 #john soap mactavish #call of duty gaz #call of duty x reader #ghost x you

[bibannana]

Hunter *looking around a crowded market*: Oh no.

Wrecker *munching on some roasted nuna*: What?

Hunter *panicking*: We lost the kid. How are we ever going to find her-

Echo *taking a deep breath*: By yelling.

Crosshair *frowns*: Please don't-

Echo and Wrecker *shouting*: OMEGA!!!!

Tech *sighs and looks at his datapad*: And this is why I gave her a tracking device. Every single planet-

Omega *standing behind them all*: Hi!

*terrified screaming*

#she spooked them #she was behind them the whole time #she got distracted looking at a stall #and she's short and they forget to look down sometimes #gave them the spooks #tbb crosshair #tbb tech #tbb wrecker #tbb hunter #tbb echo #tbb omega #star wars tbb #the bad batch #star wars #incorrect star wars quotes #incorrect tbb quotes #havoc marauder #clone force 99 #hunter #echo #crosshair #wrecker #omega #tech

[lead-acetate]

Quin: *learns that Obi-Wan slept with Jango*

Quin:

Obi-Wan:

Quin: now? really?

Quin: what is it about Mandalorians?

Obi-Wan: fuck off, Quin

[fast forward to the point Quin realises re's in love with Fox]

Quin:

Obi-Wan:

Obi-Wan: so

Quin: *glares*

Obi-Wan: *crosses hir arms with self-satisfaction*

Obi-Wan: what is it about those Mandalorians, I wonder?

Quin: *flips hir off*

(this is actually a pretty accurate re-telling of young man came from hunting, come to think of it)

#it was So much easier to mock obi-wan when quinlan wasn't in love rimself #specifically in love with the child of the fuck buddy obi-wan's secretely in love with..... #give quinlan a break literally ris first time falling in love and it had to be This #but also. could you resist a force-sensitive mandalorian fox? #that was rhetorical. no you wouldn't be able to #case closed. #i swear i am actually writing this fic and not just incorrect quotes #i'm trying to get myself into the quinfox mood alright #i succeeded btw so 😎 #quinlan vos #obi-wan kenobi #quinfox #foxquin #vox #jangobi #kenfetti #young man came from hunting #incorrect star wars quotes #incorrect quotes

[fanficsforheartandsoul]

141!Reader: Knives

Taskforce 141, captured by enemy forces: Soap: Fuck, how are we supposed to get out of here?! Reader: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve. Gaz: Don't you mean cards? Reader, pulling out knives out of their sleeves: Nope, I do not.

#Ghost #who also has dozen knives up his sleeves: I think I'm in love. #Soap: Now's not the time for that Ghost. #incorrect cod quotes #call of duty incorrect quotes #taskforce 141 #141 reader #soap #john soap mctavish #ghost #simon ghost riley #gaz #kyle gaz garrick #gender neutral reader #soldier reader #special forces reader #fanficsforheartandsouls

[batfamhyperfixation]

New Robin Tim: *Just sitting there happily watching the Incredibles with Dick and Bruce*

Dick and Bruce: *secretly watching Tim and glancing at each other every time Syndrome comes on screen*

#they are terrified of cutsy little tim like their stomachs drop any time something even minor might tick Tim off #look so tim forced his way into the robin/sidekick role #syndrome tried that #syndrome became a supervillain who tried to kill mr. incredible and did kill many more supervillains #isnt Tim like a supervillain in different universes? #look all I'm saying is I feel like Dick and Bruce would see the parallels between the two and be thankful they said yes to Tim as Robin #they would be like 'thank god we didnt fight him too much cause now we dont have to deal with life mimicking art' #but it is always in the back of their minds and they always have that little voice pointing out he could still become syndrome on them #tim drake robin #tim drake #bruce wayne #dick grayson #incorrect batfamily quotes #batman #bat family #batfam #batkids

[im-still-watching-anime]

kakashi: sorry kids gotta go, i’ve got a date with gai

naruto: but you guys just went on a date for lunch

kakashi: yeah honestly you guys just seem to be in a particularly devious mood and i’ve determined my chances of getting in trouble by association are lower with him today

#naruto #naruto shippuden #naruto incorrect quotes #kakagai #naruto team 7 #kakashi hatake #naruto uzumaki #might gai #everyday he is forced to make a decision on who poses less of a threat #he gets it wrong 60% of the time #also hiiiii!! #i spent four hours in exam periods earlier but what made me break is a two page roleplaying assignment smh #i needed to stop and think about naruto for a bit before i went crazy #i would rather write another 6 page essay please just stop making me pretend to be a medieval christian💀 #one if my exams earlier was over the bible too i can’t escape ig

[silyabeeodess]

Malenoa: Do you bite your thumb at me, child? Yuu: I do bite my thumb, ma'am. Malenoa: Do you bite your thumb at me, child? Yuu: [Aside to SILVER and SEBEK] Is the law of our side, if I say ay? Silver and Sebek: No. Yuu: No, ma'am, I do not bite my thumb at you, ma'am, but I bite my thumb, ma'am.

#it's that time again #when sleep-deprived thoughts creep out of my brain #i understand malenoa but i don't exactly like her #she forced us to kneel with magic and shot lightning at an injured lilia and baby malleus like a crazy person #i respect her and get why she took the bullet for her baby and kingdom #she's still not the best person #points if you get the reference and know what biting your thumb at someone means #twst silver #sebek zigvolt #malenoa draconia #twst yuu #twisted wonderland #twist #video games #incorrect quotes

[incorrectpowerrangersquotes]

She’s definitely out of my league. Actually, we’re not even playing the same sport. It’s kinda like she’s in the NBA, and I work in a muffin store next to the stadium.

Wes about Jen, Power Rangers Time Force

#Incorrect Quotes #Power Rangers #Time Force #wes collins #jen scotts #source: parks and rec