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I love when I'm watching scifi and the doctors or scientists or whatever argue about each other's technobabble like No quantum beams won't work. You fool. You fucking idiot. As the audience I wasn't even gonna question it like damn my bad... I thought quantum beams might work

#lmao yes #please forgive for believing in #checks notes #quantum beeps #star trek

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#star trek #star trek tos #spirk #spock #kirk #image description in alt text #thank you for the image description!

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Erik: Charles, would you love me if I was a worm?

Charles: Erik dear, you go around killing people and I still love you, I think I can handle anything else.

#what if erik was a worm who went around and killed people #crawled around and killed people that is #the vengeance is coming. slowly #cherik #erik lehnsherr #charles xavier #incorrect xmen quotes

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#star trek ds9 #elim garak #julian bashir #image description in alt text #with thanks to the describer!

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Big Coat Spock

#hehehe he looks so adorable #star trek #tos #spock #s'chn t'gai spock #jim kirk #star trek art #image description in alt text #thank you for the image description!

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*cartoon smooch sound effect* [image description in the ALT]

#garashir #elim garak #julian bashir #ds9 #star trek art #deep space 9 #image description in alt text #thank you for the image description!

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#star trek #ds9 #elim garak #julian bashir #garashir #star trek incorrect quotes #image description in alt text #thank you for the image descriptions!!

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He's seen enough

#star trek aos #leonard mccoy #bones mccoy #text post meme #image description in alt text #thank you for the image descriptions!!

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me, adding to my crush on tig notaro [id: drawing of Jett Reno from Star Trek Discovery, in her navy and gold jacket. she’s sitting on the ground, elbows against knees, as she solves a rubik’s cube against a bright mint background. she’s looking up to the right, a fascinated glint in her eyes, as she says “this is brilliant”]

#a queen #jett reno #reno star trek discovery #star trek #star trek discovery #star trek art #thank you for the image description!

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Sarek: I do not approve of it, therefore it is illogical

Spock: On the contrary, I do approve, thus it is logical

Jim, standing off to the side: ...that is...literally not what logic is but ok

Amanda: Oh you get used to it

#this does seem canon. #amanda teaching jim The Way #star trek incorrect quotes #spock #sarek #jim kirk #amanda grayson #s'chn t'gai family

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/before Spock’s first visit to Earth/

Sarek: Don’t trust any child chewing a bubblegum flavored bubblegum.

Spock: *takes notes on his padd*

Sarek: don’t trust any adult chewing any kind of bubblegum.

Spock: *continues typing*

Sarek: when people say, ‘good morning’ they mean, ‘hello’. when people say, ‘how are you?’ they mean, ‘hello’. when people say, ‘what’s up?’ they mean, ‘i am a person not worth talking to.’

Amanda: *standing in the door, trying hard not to laugh*

#useful factual advice #s'chn t'gai sarek #s'chn t'gai spock #amanda grayson #star trek incorrect quotes #s'chn t'gai family

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the reboot dress uniforms are ugly as hell and they fucking look like couches. to remedy this, i put aos kirk in the TNG and DS9-VOY era dress uniforms. i know for a Fact that chris pine could rock the dress-length one with as much swag as sir patrick stewart did.

bonus:

#i love jim interpreting spock speak 100% correctly #like yes adequate is code for will you marry me ily #star trek #spirk #star trek aos #james t kirk #s'chn t'gai spock #image description in alt text #thank you for the image descriptions!!

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Kirk: literally why are we watching this. I've never seen a lower rating

McCoy: are you seriously going to start the movie without us

Spock: Doctor, Jim, the popcorn is ready for consumption

Kirk and McCoy: ...

Kirk: Spock...

McCoy: why are you...

McCoy: in full proper lab attire?

Spock: ? is this not standard protocol for preparing traditional microwaved popcorn?

McCoy: no???

McCoy: where the hell did you even hear that from anyway?

Spock: Doctor, Jim, I am afraid that an urgent matter has come up. I regret that I will not be able to stay for the movie.

Kirk: :-( aw come on Spock, what do you have to do that could be this important?

Spock:

Spock: murder.

*USS Discovery*

Michael: Saru?

Saru: Michael. you are in grave danger. this is the most fear I have ever felt in my entire life

broke: spock would replicate popcorn for movie night/spock would not make popcorn at all

woke: spock would replicate a microwave and use it to make popcorn for movie night. having grown up with two human family members, this would be an earth tradition that he is familiar with

bespoke: spock would replicate a microwave and use it to make popcorn for movie night BUT having grown up with michael for an older sibling, she tricked spock into thinking that popcorn needs to be microwaved wearing full personal protective equipment. this is the reason they are estranged*

*i haven't finished disco season 2 yet but i am choosing to believe i'm right ** update i got to the part where they show why they michael and spock grew apart. i'm still right though

#losing it at saru warning michael of grave danger 🙏 #also lmao that's such a fun headcanon!! #spocko the murderous #revenge is imminent #as a person with older siblings can report. this shit happens 😭 #pranks. and occasionally murder #star trek #james t kirk #leonard mccoy #spock #michael burnham #saru #my boi gn saru my favouritest character 🥰 #disco #star trek discovery #aos #image description in alt text #thank you for image description!!

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some tilly centric twitter sketches because i’m rewatching disco rn (twitter 1 /2) [ID in ALT]

#SUPPORTIVE SARU #yes #fuck i love saru #also tilly #more pairs of siblings will be launched than you think #mylvia #sylvia tilly #michael burnham #michael x tilly #jim kirk #saru #star trek discovery #star trek

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many people much smarter than me have made “sybok as the enterprise counselor” aus but this one is hugely inspired by this art so thank you for these brain worms [ID in next reblog]

#i know in canon sybok is like highly questionable #which is why i decided pencilscratchins is now my canon instead #so like. fucked up siblings But Fluffy #and hilarious #star trek #sybok #spock #jim kirk #michael burnham #pavel chekov #nyota uhura #spirk #sybones #this would be so funny tho!!! sybones! yeas #image description #thank you for image description!

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an overlooked hilarious scene in amok time is when during t’pring’s zoom call, jim is like “did my work flirtation possible soulmate just say wife” and uhura is like “spock can i have your wife’s number” (emotional prequel to this tbh) (also maybe this) [ID IN ALT TEXT]

#have not seen that episode but this is All I Need To Know #this dialogue has been living in my brain rent-free for so long #tpring #nyota uhura #spock #jim kirk #star trek #star trek tos #spirk #image description in alt text

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sometimes i think about what sarek’s parenting style must have been like on a day to day basis. [ID in alt] (twitter)

#lmao yes i need so much of this in my life 🙏🙏🙏 #not team sports with sarek of course #But content about this dysfunctional family #yes yes yes #let's be real Sarek is so goofy #people be like. sarek why did you marry amanda #and amanda's like. that wasn't his choice #it was i who married him #because he's the goofiest vulcan #spock #amanda grayson #amanda greyson #sarek #sybok #michael burnham #art #star trek #star trek tos #star trek discovery