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greekgodssitcom · 2 months
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Apollo: Wait what happened? Ares are you okay??
Ares: No but that’s unrelated to the concussion
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TSA: And of course, animals are not allowed on the plane.
Lester: Darn. Well, I guess I'll have to leave you here.
Meg: ...
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mytho-nerd · 9 months
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Hera: you know, humans aren’t all bad. Maybe they can even be good!
Hera, during the events of the Trojan war: Never mind I hope you all die.
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withlovefromolympus · 2 years
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Hades, relaxing on his throne: death? pshh, death doesn’t scare me, nah
Thanatos, jumping out from behind him: BOO!
Hades: *ear-splitting scream* MOTHERFU-
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incorrectmyhero · 2 years
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Todoroki: *sees Jirou and Yaoyorozu together*
Todoroki: They're cute. I'd package them and send them to another, further location.
Deku: You mean... you ship them?
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mythological-mayhem · 3 months
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Aztec Gods Incorrect Quotes 12
*After Tezcatlipoca gets himself in deep shit*
Huitzilopochtli: Okay, so I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?
Quetzalcoatl: I don't care, honestly.
Huitzilopochtli: Okay, so we received confirmation that Tez is alive.
Quetzalcoatl: Okay, now what's the good news?
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death-and-flowers · 2 years
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Dionysus: And then they said "put your hands in the air", and I started dancing. Dionysus: It wasn't until they pulled their gun out that I realized it wasn't that kind of party.
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cassimopeia · 1 year
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i also took a moment to refresh my simself 💚🍃
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jeongtokkie · 2 years
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yah we’re the same~
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tasty-tiktoks · 1 year
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astarrkatt · 4 months
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Mf sponsored my death
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greekgodssitcom · 9 months
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Hermes: This is my brother Ares
Camera Man: Ares … god of war?
Hermes: Apart from the whole bloodlust thing he’s unproblematic
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occudo · 3 months
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Make a confession, face your crush- Love Archives the new visual novel going to Steam- well, never, but I thought it would be funny.
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twilight-zoned-out · 5 months
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Learning about the Doctor Who specials' expanded budget: oh no, what if they overuse CGI to look more 'professional' and high-budget?
The first scene of the Doctor Who Special:
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withlovefromolympus · 2 years
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Ares: I wonder what it’s like to have a dad
Ares: sometimes I tape sticks to my sword for arms and legs and pretend it’s the father I never had
Zeus: hey! I’m right here!?
Ares: *wistfully* sometimes I can even imagine his voice
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incorrectmyhero · 2 years
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Shinsou: Sorry guys, I've just been in a really bad state lately
Kaminari, nodding: florida
Shisnou: What? No, like mental
Kaminari: Yeah lol it is pretty mental huh
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