#sasha james

[occudo]

More pretty bugs! ✨

Gerry Keay (witch) - Luna moth Lady Sasha James - Atlas moth Prince Michael Shelley - Comet moth Lord Elias Bouchard - Green page moth Lady Gertrude Robinson - Smoky emperor moth based on this ask

#occudo's art #tma fanart #gerry keay #sasha james #michael shelley #michael distortion #elias bouchard #the magus archives au ask #moths #cw insects #me complaining about 3 moths being too mutch #also me adding two more

[my-magnus-rabbithole]

"and now I see you"

I am screaming, freaking out and my homework will not get done.

#mag 78 #Jonathan sims you amaizing amaizing man #things are about to go down #im freaking out #jonathan sims #jon sims #sasha james #not sasha #the magnus archives #tma #tma s2 #tma season two #tma season 2 spoilers

[birdifulhuman]

Some more witch magnus archives au or smth idk, was thinking Tim is a knight for Sasha, and she gets snatched and Jon helps her. I have 0 ideas for Martin I'm so sorry my boy.

#tma #the magnus archives #jon sims #tim stoker #sasha james #martin blackwood #tma fanart #tma au #the magnus pod

[hyperfixated-archivist]

Here’s some crack fics I wrote a month ago that haunt my restless dreams. Behold.

———

The archive is on fire

this bothers nobody.

the tape recorder is on, rolling like proud Mary. 

”Martin came into work today, fucking hate that man. Wish he would die. I’m such a good boss”

the door opens, and in comes Martin Crackhorn. “Sup you sexy snake, want some leaf juice?” “Fuck off you bastard, I’m reading about the mentally Ill.”

martin blushes. 

Tim bursts through the wall like the kill aid man, dressed head to dog in mr bonzo merch. And lingerie, but no one cares about that—there are more pressing matters. 

“I solved the arg mother fuckers, here’s my girlfriend.” Alice hand drier walked in on the ceiling, because trans people don’t like physics or any of its motives. “Wassup bitches, gimme a twenty.” 

“Why?” Sasha asks, crawling out from her desk chewing a table. “Because I’m so sexy that’s why.” 

They all nod in agreement. 

“Welp,” Elias says, notifying to everyone that he was still there with a slap of his 200 hundred year old knees. “I’m getting another divorce today, can’t stick around.” 

“Leave my dad alone!” Martin and Tim say, glaring at each other before Martin stabs Tim in the elbow. “They! That was new!!” 

Jon sighs. “I wish mr spider had just eaten me instead of billy wheeler.” 

“Womp womp” says nikola, taking his ear and chewing it like Tabasco. 

“I hate this life.” Gerry says, “make out with me,” says the sexy yellow door. 

“No thanks, I’m a book, we will never work.” Micheal runs away crying. 

“what did you just say to my grandson?” Gertrude has risen from the dead. “I think you’re confused gramma.” “No, I’m Gertrude.”

Eric is in the corner putting his eyes back in, but they’re backwards and he is horrified by the sight of his own Brian.

”marry me Juliet,” says Martin to his emotionally constipated boss. “No! I’m busy.” He picks up the binoculars and looks at Tim who is sat two feet from him on Alice’s lap. 

“Omg that’s so gay.” Alice is weeping openly now. 

Peter walks in, the room goes misty. 

“There you are, my prized little problem.” 

“Dad!” Elias gets a weird look, but no one follows up on it because Tim is missing both his girlfriend and his knees. 

Peter dips out after punching Jon in the emotions.

”I can see it all.” Jon gets punched by Daisy, who immediately smooches bassira on the forehead before jumping into the coffin. 

“Well,” “shit,” Berlin and Hoop are pale and normal looking, pay no attention to the zippers on their necks.

”it’s time to d-d-d-duel!” Mary has been skinned. Everyone ignores her. As they should. 

“Well,” Martin wants to say he didn’t see this coming, but he did. “I’m going to marry you.” 

“Oh word?” Jon and Martin have a wedding in spring. It is delightful, no one dies, and the priest is just happy to be free from the meaty clutch. 

Jared hopworth is the flower girl. It does not end well. 

The eyepocolypse is avoided, but Daisy still does because it’s what she deserves. 

Elias gets killed by jurgen lightener, who immediately dies of Ligma. 

All is well, except for Tim. He is suffering. 

Click.

———

Heavy metal blasts from her mouth.

”wassup twot, where’s the cheese?” Mary sighed. “We ‘ave non.” “Bullshit, give me the cheese before I ceaseless watcher you.” 

Mary visibly tenses. She pulls out an uno reverse. 

Gertrude eats it.

”Dearly beloved, get wrecked.” Gertrude does a backflip.

”I want your lungs.” “No, that’s gay.” 

The crusty dusty old bitches fight. Gertrude wins, the absolute girlboss.

Micheal comes out from Gerry’s room, no one ask why. 

“Oh no!” Gertrude’s eyebrows run away. “The consequences of my actions!” 

“I’m going to kill you.” 

“Nuh uh.” 

.

.

.

a gunshot rings out. 

Gerry is an orphan, Mary is still alive, Micheal is single, and Gertrude is secretly John Cena, hence why the eye couldn’t see her.

”if you don’t like my killer attitude—“

Eric bursts in. “You’re cheating on me?!” 

“What? No?” Gertrude is a confused old lady. 

“Not you— her.” “Oh, yes. She’s a lying scumbag.” 

Eric gets the rusty shears, but trips and dies. Not on the shears, but from embarrassment and testicular blueness. 

“Gerry wants to die.” No one knows who said it, but it’s very true. 

So he does.

momstermf enermguy. Bag for lumgs.

”I want to marry you so that we can divorce.” “Alright Elias, calm your saggy tits.” 

No one is happy, and Micheal is still a door. 

“Don’t @ me.” Gertrude is dead now, and all is at peace.

———

Martin was hungy. Tim owned a pet gorldfish. 

Can I make it anymore obvious?

”Martini, you absolute gay barnacle, have you seen my fish Charles-Jevil—“

Marin is choking on the fish. Greedy bastard.

Jon is crying in disappointment and also because of his severe and chronic lack of parents. 

Sasha is dead. No one knows why.

Tim has a gun, and breaks through a wall just to walk back in through the front door.

Will wood is blasting from every device, electronic and not. 

It’s just Red Moon. Again, and again. 

Elias walks in, hears will wood, and because he is a homophobe he immediately dies. 

Agnes would have come, but she was on a date with her boyfriend because they deserve happiness and they get it. 

Tim has been c4’d by Martin. The audience cheers, then weeps until the archive is flooded.

”My paper-work!” “Jon you fucking neek, no one cares about the fucking boxes you foolish bitch!!”

Jon is having a panic attack, and the water has eaten his shoes.

Tim has forgotten his anger, and since he is a ghost, he can get his pet fish back from Hades, Orpheus style. 

Spoiler, he looked back. She died.

#tma #the magnus archives #crack post #crack fic #jon sims #martin blackwood #tim stoker #sasha james #not sasha #alice dyer #gertrude robinson #Mary Keay #gerry keay #eric delano #agnes montague #elias bouchard #peter lukas #i am ashamed #i am cringe but i am free #nikola orsinov

[alcordraws]

i'm relistening to season one of marchive and oouugh i miss you crew. i'll do a colored version eventually

#the magnus archives #tma #tim stoker #jonathan sims #jon sims #martin blackwood #sasha james #elias bouchard #jonah magnus #kat draws

[honeybeeznutz]

Spoiler warning TMA SASHA!!!!

Hear me out: Celia is Sasha. She knows so much about The Magnus Institute but also so little because when she was not them’ed she suffered some memory loss and was sent to an alternate universe.

#the magnus institute #magnus protocol #the magnus archives #the magnus pod #the stranger #tma memes #headcannons #elias bouchard #martin blackwood #tma headcanons #jonathan sims #sasha james #not them #not sasha

[shititsarobyn]

I’m so close to finishing my “drawing every important/influential character from the Magnus archives” project and im so excited. This has taken me around two years lmao (mostly bc I took several months long breaks since shit came up but still)

#I SWEAR I’ll post the results when I’m ready #tma #the magnus archive fanart #tma characters #jonathan sims #tma jon #martin blackwood #jane prentiss #melanie king #I’m just tagging the characters I can remember #tim stoker #sasha james #so happy with how those two turned out #enby artist #artists on tumblr #art project

[sleepybugeyes]

been a while since i drew them so s1 archive gang portraits! ^_^

#tma #the magnus archives #sasha james #martin blackwood #tim stoker #jonathan sims #no need to tag that greedy little creature #i draw him often enough

[imabiscuitinthousandworlds]

Pre-season 1 Archive Team and my probably final Tim design! Because I do what I want :D

Horrible wretched canon-inspired version underneath the cut (tw for blood/death/canon-type weirdness and, well, canon)

This Tim is based on pics I found of Grimaldi btw :3

#my art #tma #tma fanart #jonathan sims #sasha james #martin blackwood #tim stoker #the magnus archives #im pretty happy with my designs tbh idk #based on those i am choosing to believe they lovingly bullied tim for being the only one not wearing glasses #which is the worst thing that ever happened to any of them ignore the stuff below the read more #THEYRE ALL PERFECTLY FINE AND HAPPY

[wolfythewitch]

Hadestown au perchance

#art #sketch #tma #the magnus archives #sasha james #timothy stoker #tim stoker #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #in my brain timsasha orphydice is the og cast album and jmart orphydice is the broadway album #so. if at some point you see me draw jmart as orpheus and eurydice look away #hadestown au

[occudo]

Make a confession, face your crush- Love Archives the new visual novel going to Steam- well, never, but I thought it would be funny.

#occudo's art #tma fanart #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #tim stoker #sasha james #elias bouchard #I wanted to make card designs #but can't find it in me at the moment #so consider this my early valentine's day post #but had this idea in my mind since christmas #maybe it's already been done #but anyway #dating sim(s)

[my-magnus-rabbithole]

I'm not losing anyone else

welcome to my live reaction of the end of MAG 78 and MAG 79.

This line, this godamn line. Ah the guilt, the entire conversation with Tim and Martin

#tma #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #jon sims #sasha james #tma s2 #tim stoker

[barbiediamondcastleofficial]

guys Sasha is not the responsible one in the archives. She saw a weird guy with fucked up hands and an uncanny laugh and immediately followed him to several secondary locations. I’m SO sorry to say this but the only og archives crew member with self-preservation instincts is Tim

#Of course he gave up on said self preservation sometime in s3. But he did have it #Sasha’s got that eye alignment knowledge-over-safety instinct #Martin’s like Tim cmon we HAVE to go into the evil tunnels to save our stalker boss 🥺 #And then there’s mr remarkably-easy-to-buy-an-axe-in-central-london #the magnus archives #tma #sasha james #tim stoker

[ezrazzle]

After slowly chipping away at this for a while, I'm finally done drawing the cast of The Magnus Archives!

#the magnus archives #tma fanart #tma #the magnus archives fanart #this was a great art exercise for improvement. i learnt a lot #will eventually do protocol since i already have a few ideas in mind #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #peter lukas #elias bouchard #melanie king #georgie barker #basira hussain #daisy tonner #tim stoker #sasha james #jane prentiss #gerard keay #gerry keay #gertrude robinson #agnes montague #annabelle cane #michael distortion #helen distortion #nikola orsinov #oliver banks #simon fairchild #jude perry #mike crew #please keep in mind these are only my headcanons and while they may not align with your own that does not warrant any hate

[my-heart-of-heart]

So normal about Jon being like I don’t remember what you looked like but the man who let you die is going to suffer for what he did to you. If only Sasha coulda seen that.

So normal about Jon being like you died hating me and wanting me dead but I’m still gonna make sure this man knows I’m ending him in your name. Sure wish Tim coulda seen that.

So normal about the fact that everyone believed Jon was losing his humanity but no one got to see the ways his love and compassion for the people he lost or who hurt him drove him to that final moment.

So normal about the fact that even after everything Jonah’s done to Jon, the only person he never thinks to get justice for is himself.

#same energy as Jon diving into the buried to save the woman who tried to kill him #for all his flaws Jon’s a good person at his core #he just wholeheartedly believes he deserves to be hated so he never even tries to explain himself #analysis #istg every time I post one of these I get closer to writing a full dissertation on this guy #tma #the magnus archives #jon sims #jonathan sims #tim stoker #tma 200 #sasha james #jonah magnus

[future-crab]

Not to beat a dead horse, but the naming conventions in the Magnus Archives are truly delightful. Jonny really said, “Here’s a cast of fascinating characters! Their names are:

My actual full legal name

The first names of my friends + the last names of famous horror writers

Michael (x4)

They all die horrible deaths :)”

#there is some overlap between the three categories #jon and at least one of the michaels also have the last names of famous horror writers #tma #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #sasha james #tim stoker #martin blackwood #michael shelley #mike crew