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clawfootcoffin · 1 day

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gertie and gerry :3

#trying to art meme my way out of artblock #tma #this is technically tmagp versions of them but i dont wanna muck up the tags #gerry keay #gertrude robinson #my art #the magnus archives #ik gertie would never. i just Needed to draw this

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occudo · 1 day

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the hades 2 Demeter, kind of looks like your Gertrude in the GISA au. lol

Aww- I wish I was that good- look at this woman:

It's not a fair comparison :'D

#we need more old woman in media #tma #occudo's art #tma fanart #gertrude robinson #gertrude is still around au ask #hades 2 demeter

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enigma-approved · 1 day

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my contribution to the Gerard Keay craze with Gertrude Three Bullets Robinson alongside him. They're chilling after having burned the magnus institute.

it was made for a card but i figured yall would enjoy this too.

#tmagp #the magnus archives #fanart #punk #gertrude robinson #gerard keay

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the-magnusinstitute · 2 days

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you can replace gertrude but she’s still the og. The g stands for gertrude.

thats what im SAYING LIKE

#magposting #answering asks #GERTUDE ROBINSON IM ON MY WAY #tmagpod #the magnus archives #tma #tmagp #the magnus institute #gertrude robinson

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stuck-in-the-puter · 2 days

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Alice tries to keep the basement as disorganised as possible - horrible backlog, no research, when they start talking leave the room. She's Gertrude (just that she's incredibly protective of the others to the point where she's absolutely going to lie and fake so they don't get involved too much because SHE KNOWS THINGS).

Gwen is Jon. This is what would happen if these two worked together change my mind.

#alice dyer #the magnus protocol #gwen bouchard #gertrude robinson #Alice what do you know #Please don't burn yourself down #Please #theories theories theories #tmagp theory

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hyperfixated-archivist · 1 day

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Here’s some crack fics I wrote a month ago that haunt my restless dreams. Behold.

———

The archive is on fire

this bothers nobody.

the tape recorder is on, rolling like proud Mary.

”Martin came into work today, fucking hate that man. Wish he would die. I’m such a good boss”

the door opens, and in comes Martin Crackhorn. “Sup you sexy snake, want some leaf juice?” “Fuck off you bastard, I’m reading about the mentally Ill.”

martin blushes.

Tim bursts through the wall like the kill aid man, dressed head to dog in mr bonzo merch. And lingerie, but no one cares about that—there are more pressing matters.

“I solved the arg mother fuckers, here’s my girlfriend.” Alice hand drier walked in on the ceiling, because trans people don’t like physics or any of its motives. “Wassup bitches, gimme a twenty.”

“Why?” Sasha asks, crawling out from her desk chewing a table. “Because I’m so sexy that’s why.”

They all nod in agreement.

“Welp,” Elias says, notifying to everyone that he was still there with a slap of his 200 hundred year old knees. “I’m getting another divorce today, can’t stick around.”

“Leave my dad alone!” Martin and Tim say, glaring at each other before Martin stabs Tim in the elbow. “They! That was new!!”

Jon sighs. “I wish mr spider had just eaten me instead of billy wheeler.”

“Womp womp” says nikola, taking his ear and chewing it like Tabasco.

“I hate this life.” Gerry says, “make out with me,” says the sexy yellow door.

“No thanks, I’m a book, we will never work.” Micheal runs away crying.

“what did you just say to my grandson?” Gertrude has risen from the dead. “I think you’re confused gramma.” “No, I’m Gertrude.”

Eric is in the corner putting his eyes back in, but they’re backwards and he is horrified by the sight of his own Brian.

”marry me Juliet,” says Martin to his emotionally constipated boss. “No! I’m busy.” He picks up the binoculars and looks at Tim who is sat two feet from him on Alice’s lap.

“Omg that’s so gay.” Alice is weeping openly now.

Peter walks in, the room goes misty.

“There you are, my prized little problem.”

“Dad!” Elias gets a weird look, but no one follows up on it because Tim is missing both his girlfriend and his knees.

Peter dips out after punching Jon in the emotions.

”I can see it all.” Jon gets punched by Daisy, who immediately smooches bassira on the forehead before jumping into the coffin.

“Well,” “shit,” Berlin and Hoop are pale and normal looking, pay no attention to the zippers on their necks.

”it’s time to d-d-d-duel!” Mary has been skinned. Everyone ignores her. As they should.

“Well,” Martin wants to say he didn’t see this coming, but he did. “I’m going to marry you.”

“Oh word?” Jon and Martin have a wedding in spring. It is delightful, no one dies, and the priest is just happy to be free from the meaty clutch.

Jared hopworth is the flower girl. It does not end well.

The eyepocolypse is avoided, but Daisy still does because it’s what she deserves.

Elias gets killed by jurgen lightener, who immediately dies of Ligma.

All is well, except for Tim. He is suffering.

Click.

———

Heavy metal blasts from her mouth.

”wassup twot, where’s the cheese?” Mary sighed. “We ‘ave non.” “Bullshit, give me the cheese before I ceaseless watcher you.”

Mary visibly tenses. She pulls out an uno reverse.

Gertrude eats it.

”Dearly beloved, get wrecked.” Gertrude does a backflip.

”I want your lungs.” “No, that’s gay.”

The crusty dusty old bitches fight. Gertrude wins, the absolute girlboss.

Micheal comes out from Gerry’s room, no one ask why.

“Oh no!” Gertrude’s eyebrows run away. “The consequences of my actions!”

“I’m going to kill you.”

“Nuh uh.”

.

a gunshot rings out.

Gerry is an orphan, Mary is still alive, Micheal is single, and Gertrude is secretly John Cena, hence why the eye couldn’t see her.

”if you don’t like my killer attitude—“

Eric bursts in. “You’re cheating on me?!”

“What? No?” Gertrude is a confused old lady.

“Not you— her.” “Oh, yes. She’s a lying scumbag.”

Eric gets the rusty shears, but trips and dies. Not on the shears, but from embarrassment and testicular blueness.

“Gerry wants to die.” No one knows who said it, but it’s very true.

So he does.

momstermf enermguy. Bag for lumgs.

”I want to marry you so that we can divorce.” “Alright Elias, calm your saggy tits.”

No one is happy, and Micheal is still a door.

“Don’t @ me.” Gertrude is dead now, and all is at peace.

———

Martin was hungy. Tim owned a pet gorldfish.

Can I make it anymore obvious?

”Martini, you absolute gay barnacle, have you seen my fish Charles-Jevil—“

Marin is choking on the fish. Greedy bastard.

Jon is crying in disappointment and also because of his severe and chronic lack of parents.

Sasha is dead. No one knows why.

Tim has a gun, and breaks through a wall just to walk back in through the front door.

Will wood is blasting from every device, electronic and not.

It’s just Red Moon. Again, and again.

Elias walks in, hears will wood, and because he is a homophobe he immediately dies.

Agnes would have come, but she was on a date with her boyfriend because they deserve happiness and they get it.

Tim has been c4’d by Martin. The audience cheers, then weeps until the archive is flooded.

”My paper-work!” “Jon you fucking neek, no one cares about the fucking boxes you foolish bitch!!”

Jon is having a panic attack, and the water has eaten his shoes.

Tim has forgotten his anger, and since he is a ghost, he can get his pet fish back from Hades, Orpheus style.

Spoiler, he looked back. She died.

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sarcasticscribbles · 10 hours

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Not calling Mary the forbidden MILF with her war with our war criminal MILF (Gertrude) over being a less shitty person.

why must we pit two queens against each other like this

#i think they should kiss #the magnus archives #tma #mag #mary keay #gertrude robinson

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lemonchilderen · 2 days

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I has plans >:3

#the magnus archives #tma #magpod #jonathan sims #tma jon #gerry keay #gertrude robinson #peter lukas #tma martin #martin blackwood #simon fairchild #mike crew #jane prentiss

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seamanequin · 7 hours

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Idk if you take reqs but if you drew Gertrude Robinson it'd go absolutely insane

Actually i drew her like. Less than a week ago. I think the eclipse put us all in a old woman brainwave because. I want her. Sorry

I know she would prooobably be yte because its hard enough for a woman to get a position in academy more so if she isnt a yte woman but listen to me. Listen to me. I will make every character middle eastern and if anybody wants to stop me better bring a gun

#tma #the magnus archives fanart #gertrude robinson #gertrude robinson fanart #also im hiding this in the tags #but i lowkey see her toxic old woman yuri with mary keay #tma fanart #magpod #seamanequin's art #seamanequin

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ducks-and-stuff · 2 days

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Better beginnings

I may know next to nothing about Gertrude but she is also my favorite character, okay? 😭 Heard she used to have a cat once or something…

@tma-retro-week

#Tma #tmaretroweek #the magnus archives #Art #Tumblr art #Gertrude Robinson

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theanxiousghostartist · 2 days

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Desolation's Dance | Theanxiousghostartist | Gertrude/Ritual/Dance | Day 2 prompts for @tma-retro-week

Care ro dance, Archivist?

Is this ship art? No, but also kinda. I did not intend for this to be ship art however, I think the ship is kinda cute (lil note that Agnes is older than Gertrude, and they are pretty close in age) and I can totally see that this could be read as ship art. So, do with that information as you will. You can read it as ship art or a ritual more along the lines of the Unknowing (:

I reference Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers for the pose. I figured that this would be a type of ritual for the Desolation. Gertrude is interfering as per usual, while Agnes is trying to start her ritual. Perhaps it needed the Ceasless Watcher to help kick it off. Or perhaps the Ceasless Watcher needs to interfere.

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