#jonah magnus

[browneyesredface]

i'd like to think that if jon and martin (and jonah) are actually in the puters they meet up wreck it ralph style when noone is in the office

#the magnus protocol #tmagp #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #jonah magnus #the archivist #plz let them be happy

[pisscentral]

uh oh

UH OH

#my hand slipped #i’m sorry #tma #the magnus archives #tma shitpost #digital art #my art #elias bouchard #jonah magnus #miku binder #miku binder jefferson #awful awful awful

[jouxlswastaken]

I like to think that Elias is boring on purpose. he spends his time and effort when he should be working on boring his employees instead. he's perfected it to an art. every day, he visits each department and tries to find the time to talk about spreadsheets whenever there's the most people in one room at a time. then he tallies up how many of them visibly and/or audibly react with some form of disgust, and compares it with other days. he'd have realised how sad that really is if he hadn't been found out, but at least now he gets to be as deranged as humanly possible. you go, Elias. I love you you stinky rat whore, can't wait for you to show up in the new protocol episode <3

#the magnus protocol #tmagp #elias bouchard #elias tma #jonah magnus #tma spoilers #art #character design #character art #whoever said elias is creepy from the beginning is dead wrong #because i didn't think he was a bad guy until he bashed a sad hobo's brains in with a metal pipe #and i literally SAW the wiki that said he was an antagonist #i just thought he'd be a little antagonistic #because of how he refused to believe his employees when they said they were being targeted by a worm woman #and by how utterly boring he was #the magnus archives #magnus archives #magnus archive fanart #tma fanart

[thermodynamic-comedian]

three distinct types of character i enjoy:

serves a higher power (angel-coded)

serves a higher power (dog-coded)

only serves cunt

#elijah volkov #jonah magnus #dennis collins #lena kelley #helen distortion #kayne malevolent

[thedevilscarnival]

the secret sauce of jonah magnus is refusing to become a victim in a world where that is fundamentally impossible so you damn your whole species to the slaughterhouse for the privilege of being its administrator hope this helps <3

#korro.txt #also self made man hiding in plain sight a perfect encapsulation of the maliciousness of doing Just Enough #do you realize how insane i am with his grooming of jon in season 2 being EXACTLY the kind of shit a mediocre boss would pull. crazy. #tma #jonah magnus

[malicious-marij]

TMA Headcanons (Mostly Old Guys (sorry) and Jon & Martin):

- Jonah was taught piano, as any good upper-class victorian man was. And with the power of the Beholding he’s become the perfect sight reader (heh). I imagine his singing voice sounds something like Tom Lehrer, similar dark comedy subject matter too.

- Jonah heard about Lord Byron’s escapades and said “fuck him, I can do it better” and then consequently had to be bailed out of debt by Mordechai Lukas a handful of times, purposefully wrote nonsense books along with his actually accurate accounts of the Occult, and had several affairs with established Avatars.

- Jonah can see through pretty much any vaguely eye-shaped object. This includes the eyes of statues, on graffiti, certain knots in trees, sketches in notebooks or diagrams/textbook visuals, and of course the plenty of signage (Neighborhood Watch, Security, Eyewash stations, seriously why tf are eyes everywhere).

- Simon is routinely hired for the Head of the Institute painted portraits, as Jonah finds it a nice tradition. He’s good at capturing Jonah’s deeply…complex eyes.

- Simon has a deep hatred for The Buried, for obvious reasons. But he also can’t stand being around an instance of it too long before feeling sick. This means all of his previous bodies have either had a burial at sea or (once) shot off into space, no coffin.

- Peter was nearly marked by the Vast as a child because of his preoccupation with the ocean. His fear and yet great interest in its depths couldn’t beat the rigorous training of the The Lonely.

- One of Peter’s more childish ritual ideas was to fabricate a new edition of “Eleanor Rigby” to send into circulation and radioplay. He thinks he could have made it work if he had captured an adequate violinist to mark, but they only ever crumbled under the sadness of their own tune and became lost.

- Once Martin was marked by The Lonely, both Jon and Martin became almost like puppets for Elias and Peter to fuck with each other. “My child is better than your child” type stuff.

- Jon likes moths, especially the ones with eyespots. Martin is afraid of them for the same reason.

#jonathan sims #martin blackwood #simon fairchild #peter lukas #elias bouchard #jonah magnus #tma podcast #the magnus archives

[veryfknconfused]

Any podcast fans out there

#elias bouchard #jonah magnus #the magnus archives #tma fanart #tma #sorry this is kind of just a horror blog now #i cannot be consistent #my art

[unending-vigil]

hiii hello. just posted chapter one of look to your laurels. it's the fic where jonah magnus time travels to the future and meets elias and they're both kind of gay about it.

hopefully I'm not being too presumptuous in tagging (do tell me if i am, lol): @thswrtchdthng @beheldandcompelled @klm-zoflorr

#🕯👀 my posts #📜 my writing #jonah magnus #and if you want me to tag you about this ask and ill try and remember #oh my god do i need to make. A Taglist...

[thepunkmuppet]

fuckin hate that big-bug-eyed bitch. honah slagnus

#is this anything #this was my honest reaction to him the whole way through the series i cannot describe the joy i felt when jon fucking shanked him up 🫶🫶🫶 #elias bouchard #jonah magnus #tma #the magnus archives #magpod #mag pod #tmagp #the magnus protocol

[mac-cheez]

So the first time I saw this picture:

I was like, "ah yes Elias Bouchard how are you, ya bastard?"

But then I realized this was from a movie.

Specifically Wonka.

And then I watched it and omfg who took the soul of Jonah Magnus and put him in this silly little gay man.

#i was like who the fuck is Ficklegruber #its fucking uncanny #He even has the GREEN #and the poor line omg #tma #my posts #the magnus archives #elias bouchard #the magnus pod #jonah magnus #wonka 2023

[isolophilian]

‼️ spoilers for tmagp 12 ‼️

okok gruesome episode, i have some theories

I think that the OIAR using an extremely outdated system to record and classify strange occurrences is similar to the reason Jon and Gertrude used tape recorders. maybe the horrors in the tmagp universe cause interferences in modern technology

alternatively: Lena knows about Jon, Martin, and Jonah being present as entities in the OIAR systems. maybe they provide some sort of protection over it? what with Jon and Jonah being avatars of the Eye, maybe they're just fulfilling exactly what they did in tma.

also, if the case loads that the protocol gang get include instances of the OIAR using its.. “externals”, then how many of the statements we've seen were caused directly by them? we know Mr Bonzo is an external. and it's seeming more and more likely that Ink5oul and Needles are externals too

#the magnus protocol #tmagp #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #jonah magnus #lena kelley #gertrude robinson #isoceratops

[peggy-ovo]

i promised extras so here yall gooooo

heres the final if u haven't seen it :3333

ok first off we got the raw no colour lines

with a face closeup bc im actually really happy with how it turned out, angle and all, im an anime girlie so it was a pretty big jump from the way i usually draw

more below v v v

I took all my reference photos on myself (aside lighting) bc i don't know how to search for stuff well, i ended up doing 3 separate rounds for different things but it WORKED so if u ever need a reference for something and you cant find it make one urself just take a video and then screenshots of that video and know that a wardrobe railing makes for an excellent makeshift pipe <3

and a bra over a buttoned shirt works if you dont have a vest for accurate shirt creases

This is the reference i used for the lighting, i would NOT have gotten ANYWHERE without it

also something i thought was kinda cool to look at, how wierd the colours look in light, and how much cooler they are in dark

And finally by popular demand, here is his ass in its original form before i had to take another reference photo for what pants actually look like from that angle because holy hell

it was NOT necessary for there to be that much ass, i had to take a whole new reference video to fix it because i didn't know how to unvacuum seal his pants. but do enjoy i saved it just for u guys

and also i now have a video of me rotating my butt in front of a camera in my work pants PURELY so i could see how they were supposed to look but thats a secret between us

#tma #elias bouchard #the magnus archives #jonah magnus

[klm-zoflorr]

"remember when I said I didn't have anything interesting to add" at the end of a goddamn tag essay is funny as shit. anyway I'm mentally rotating the concept of elias inserting himself into Jon's s5 statements now. oughgh

Sometimes the spirit of the blorbos possesses me to write tag essays... These are the good days. You don't want to be near me on the bad days

Okay because this is. This is a great concept. Right??? That poor unsuspecting victim turns the corner and then. Boom. ELIAS. Maybe at first it's just descriptions. Then he starts talking, oh god, and what he's saying become longer and longer and more personal. Then it starts becoming JUST Elias. He's SO invasive. He's watching. Uhhh i think he knows we're coming martin.

Oh, fuck this. You know what i said about worse days? Thats one. I'm having a blast. Writoing be upon ye.

***

It wasn't much, at first. A familiar face in the crowd, someone out of place, blink and you miss it.

Jon doesn't think he was in the cabin. But then again, it wasn't really a statement, was it? Wasn't a piece of the terror he and his God feed upon now. But maybe he was. Ever Watching that he is.

He does remember the first time he noticed, because something struck him as odd. Something that wasn't quite... Right. Someone that shouldn't be there, did not have any purpose there.

Alexei feels his knees start to buckle as he sees his comrades stagger out of the cloud. Their melting teeth flow down their faces like tears, and their limbs begin to fold and collapse as the bones within them liquefy. Among them, there is a man standing there like a mirage, tall and smiling, untouched by any of the slaughter. But then there is a bright light swallowing all, and the loudest sound he will ever hear, and Alexei turns and starts to flee.

***

She's sitting, nailed to an incomfortable wooden chair. But her pins aren't metal, oh no, far worse. They're eyes, all sorts of colors and shapes and sizes and textures and wetness, peering at her from above and sideways and below. She wants to screw her eyes shut just to pretend that's not happening, but she finds with horror that she does not have lids anymore.

There is a strange man sitting in the other chair.

"Oh God, where am I, who are you?"

"I'm Jonah Magnus."

He's smiling, and it's all kinds of wrongs. She gets the feeling he is so, so pleased to be able to say this, although she doesn't understand why -how could she? Just a cog in the machine, and ignorant creature driven to her slaughter.

"What have you done to me, where am I, how do I make this stop?" She cries, because it hurts, being stared at, pierced by this otherworldly gaze that never ceases.

He wipes a tear from her face almost gently, almost paternally. His touch leaves pupils blossoming in its wake, a blessing from someone that does not wish her good.

"Don't cry, it won't stop your nightmare. Nothing can, because that's what your life is now."

#jonathan sims #martin blackwood #elias bouchard #jonah magnus #tma spoilers #tma #the magnus archives #magpod #writing #fanfiction #klm-zoflorr #asks #jon sims

[peridot112]

Jon sims

#digital art #art #more magnus archives #the magnus protocol #the magnus archives #the magnus archive fanart #staring jon spooky #jonah magnus

[future-crab]

I know he’s kind of a polarizing character, but I have to say, Elias Bouchard truly is Iconic. When you hear the twist of “the boring middle manager was actually secretly an evil eldritch monster the whole time!” you sort of assume that the boring middle manager persona was just a facade, but no, he really does seem to just enjoy dull administrative work. He’s both exactly as boring as he seems on the surface and profoundly fucked up in ways you couldn’t imagine. He’s practically omniscient and playing 4-D chess with everyone, but he responds to even slight hiccups in his elaborate scheme with acts of extreme violence. He beats an old man to death with a metal pipe and when someone brings it up later he goes, “Yeah I may have overreacted there.” His employees are constantly trying to murder him. He broke out of prison just so he could give a dramatic monologue. He had a weird gay thing going on with seemingly every man he met in the past 200 years. He loves scheduling.

#tma #the magnus archives #elias bouchard #jonah magnus #tma spoilers

[tyranno-taurus]

Trapped in the computer bc they unleashed the horrors U_U

If Jonah is actually in there i'll eat my keyboard

#the magnus protocol #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #jonah magnus #tma #tmagp