#J D Crowe

[dreaminginthedeepsouth]

J D Crowe, Alabama Media Group

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THE HEART OF JUSTICE CAN NEVER BE KILLED (UPDATED)

TCinLA

“The heart of justice can never be killed.” Those were the final words of Tennessee State Representative Justin Pearson today in his refutation of the actions taken against him by the unreconstructed Southern Confederate Traitors that comprise the Tennessee Republican Party.

He’s right. “The heart of justice can never be killed.”

Justin Pearson and Justin Jones reminded me so sharply of those brave young black men and women I met sixty years ago in the civil rights movement. Fire breathers. Their words arrows to the hearts of the ignorant, mendacious, malicious, malevolent white Southern men who thought because they were accidentally born white and Southern and male they had the right to lecture any “uppity” young black man who disturbed their “decorum,” to expel them from the state legislature - a body that had only three times before expelled member when they expelled one for taking a bribe, one for being credibly accused of child rape and the third credibly accused of sexual misconduct with underage women - for daring to say that the “legends in their own minds” had no clothes.

I first met Southern whites sixty years ago in the Navy. They were like a separate species from any other people I had ever met anywhere. Most prominent was their ignorance. There wasn’t one of them in my recruit company who scored over 35 on the Armed Forces Qualification Test, the test that determined how much intelligence the test-taker had and determined what kind of training and assignment he would get in the service. Most of them didn’t score above 20! I’d never seen people so stupid before in my life.

Not only were they stupid. They were ignorant in a way I had never seen before, and they reveled in that ignorance. They were proud of their ignorance. The representative who led the effort at expulsion rose to break into the speech by Justin Pearson and lecture him on why he was being expelled, and how he had harmed the decorum of the legislature by failing to “properly behave.” Pearson replied after he sat down, asking if there was anyone in the room who would like to be “spoken to like that.” There were no takers. He then went on to say that what had just happened demonstrated the problem, that the interruptor believed he had by nature of his position, the power to act as he did.

As Elie Mystal, the justice reporter for The Nation magazine put it, “people have learned more today about what Critical Race Theory is and what it describes than they will ever learn in any book banned by a Republican legislature.”

The Tennessee Republicans could act as they did because they have a 75-vote supermajority thanks to their redistricting of the state after the 2020 census, in which they turned Tennessee into the most-gerrymandered state in the United States. In creating that new map they cracked Democratic-leaning Nashville, dividing it among three districts in which they overwhelmed Democratic voters with Republicans from the suburbs. Representative Justin Jones, the first of the two expelled, was the only Democrat left representing any part of Nashville.

Once they took supermajority power following the 2022 election, the first piece of legislation passed required Nashville to cut its city council in half. They followed that with laws prohibiting people with a past felony conviction from voting, which cut more than 470,000 people from the voter rolls.

This lock on power has given Tennessee Republicans the ability to do as they please, and in so doing to demonstrate that “power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.”

The Republican-dominated House began pushing for the expulsion of Justin Jones, of Nashville, Gloria Johnson of Knoxville and Justin Pearson of Memphis after the three legislators participated in a protest against lax gun laws from the floor of the chamber last week in the wake of the Nashville school shooting that left six people - three children and three school staff members - dead.

Since the Thursday protest, House leadership made bad faith and over-the-top comparisons, likening the trio’s behavior to the January 6 “insurrection” - thereby acting to define the assault on the nation’s capitol as nothing more than a “passionate protest.

Today it pleased them to expel two young Black legislators who were trying to force the Republicans to do something about the epidemic of gun violence killing their constituents.

As the young demonstrators in the hallways shouted, “You ban books, you ban drag, kids are still in body bags!”

And then they yelled “You fucking fascists!”

Johnson, a white woman, was not expelled, after some lawmakers cited her calmer demeanor during the protest. As she pointed out afterwards, she did everything the two legislators who were expelled had done. As to why they were expelled and she wasn’t, Johnson said “I think it has to do with the difference in our skin color.”

The White Racist South has never changed since the day the Barbadian Pirates arrived in Charleston harbor with their slaves and their philosophy of white supremacy 300 years ago. In the three centuries since, the White Racist South has never missed an opportunity to publicly celebrate their racist, white supremacist beliefs. Losing a war never made them examine their beliefs. The limited success of the civil rights movement only made them more committed to their white supremacy.

Confronted by anyone pointing out their mendacity, their maliciousness, their malevolence, their plain meanness, their ignorance, their murderous violence, the White South has always reacted by recommitting themselves to each and every one of those negative values, and the praising themselves for so doing. White Southerners always accuse Northerners of disrespecting them by saying they sound stupid, then they go publicly celebrate their moron stupidity.

Back in the 1970s, White Southerners tried to convince the rest of the country that they had “changed.” Anyone who went there found the change non-existent once outside any major southern city, and non-existent in most of those cities’ white suburbs. While that bullshit was being peddled, the Republican Party remade itself beginning with Nixon’s “southern strategy” in 1968, maintaining the party’s national power by welcoming the unreconstructed Confederacy into the party. Ronald Reagan chose to announce his 1980 presidential campaign in Philadelphia, Mississippi, site of the 1964 KKK murders of civil rights workers Andrew Goodman, Michael Schwerner and James Cheney, proclaiming his belief in and support of “states’ rights.” It wasn’t a “dog whistle” to the unreconstructed Confederacy. It was the Queen Mary’s foghorn.

Justin Pearson was right today when he said that “The heart of justice can never be killed.”

Democracy didn’t die in the well of the Tennessee State Assembly today. It was reborn there.

As Obi-Wan Kenobe says to Darth Vader in the good Star Wars Movie, “Now I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine,” as Vader delivers what he thinks is a killing blow.

The inbred ignoramuses, the unreconstructed Confederates, the mendacious, malignant, malicious, malevolent white supremacist scum in the Tennessee State Legislature are about to find out the truth of those words come Monday morning.

The speech below is 22 minutes well-spent:

Justin Pearson speech in legislature

“You are seeking to expel District 86’s representation from this house, in a country that was built on a protest. IN A COUNTRY THAT WAS BUILT ON A PROTEST. You who celebrate July 4, 1776, pop fireworks and eat hotdogs. You say to protest is wrong because you spoke out of turn, because you spoke up for people who are marginalized. You spoke up for children who won’t ever be able to speak again; you spoke up for parents who don’t want to live in fear; you spoke up for Larry Thorn, who was murdered by gun violence; you spoke up for people that we don’t want to care about. In a country built on people who speak out of turn, who spoke out of turn, who fought out of turn to build a nation.

“I come from a long line of people who have resisted.”

“Power always thinks it has a great soul and vast views beyond the comprehension of the weak; and that it is doing God’s service when it is violating all his laws.” - John Adams

Here is video of the Tennessee Republican exercising his White Privilege to lecture Justin Pearson about “keeping his place.” Everything you need to know about how White Supremacy works in one short video.

Tennessee lawmaker lectures Justin Pearson

TCinLA

#J D Crowe #Alabama Media Group #Tennessee MAGA GOP #expelled #KKK #political cartoons #TCinLA #The un-Reconstructed South #Justin Pearson #Tennessee #Democracy

[theforgottencrow]

Ah yes, Valentine’s Day. WELP, time to drop all the other stuff I’m working on and make some Aro/Ace Ink art out of pure spite. (Also because fuck relationships /silly hj)

#crow rambling #FUCK VALENTINES DAY >:D /j #aroace #aromantic #aro pride #ace pride #acesexual #ace #aro

[futuristic-coffinnails-x]

#the crow #j o'barr #dark lotus #dark red #D&D #Dungeons and Dragons #Creepers #Cayne

[4belphie]

anybody interested in hearing abt my ocs ???

#i have a lot tbh #u can choose the media they’re from! #obey me twst or ohshc #my ohshc have been around so long i actually have a plot for them #my obm and twst ocs are for the vibes #planning on working on a new twst oc based on crows soon :D #j’s thoughts

[sentofight]

is yoko taro ..... mocking type0 or what *upside smile emoji*

#OOC.| FATY SPEAKS #[perhaps it is time to go see his t/witter or something XDDDDD #[man need to be stopped #[they roasted his ass in the manga too #[cant believe he used the same /d//ragk/engard chibi style for the manga too #[u know its sad when kuroi something reminds me of j ack....... #[sits in a corner. that one panel hurt too #[the crows feathers covering him up and when he looks at the girl he likes they disappear... #[sits in a corner thinking about J2 .......................................................................................man.............. #[this world is cruel....

[sixofcrowdaydreams]

Six of Crows Russian Edition

Today I found this gorgeous gem at the bookstore!

So a few years ago I moved overseas to live in a Russian speaking country. I am not in Russia, for the record. The national language here is not Russian, but it is commonly spoken in my city.

Today at the bookstore I looked for a copy of Crooked Kingdom for the cast of Shadow and Bone to sign this May when I go to A Storm of Shadows and Crows convention in Paris. I don't own a copy of SOC or KC in English and there's no chance of finding one where I live. The next best option was getting a book in the local language and calling it a souvenir of my time abroad. To my delight I found this lovely Russian edition of Six of Crows!

More stunning artwork below.

There were multiple versions of the books to choose from. The original art and the Netflix artwork were available too. The most impressive part was finding copies of the original covers WITHOUT the Netflix sticker. (Haha, suck it Netflix.) To the right, not pictured were King of Scars and Rule of Wolves.

I've never seen this cover variation before. It was an exciting find!

The Russian version I bought is illustrated by (I assume Russian?) artist Eva Eller.

I didn't see a copy of Crooked Kingdom with illustrations by the same artist at this bookstore, but it must exist. Mine was the last copy of SOC with the Russian artwork. Maybe it was sold out?

Google Translate titles the book Six of Ravens, lol. But that's just a translation error because a little google-foo showed that ворона (pronounced vorona) means crow. Interestingly, while typing the title, I learned that вор (pronounced vor) means thief. Interesting how similar the words crow and thief are in Russian. Checks out.

Above is the art printed on the side of the pages. Love how it still includes the side of the pages colored, just like the original books.

The hardcover underneath the jacket is a crow. It's not the same as pictured on the original CK cover, but it is similar. Love the messy, broken, bent feathers, yet the crow is still able to fly. Metaphor for our six characters? Absolutely!

The book was wrapped in cellophane so I didn't realize there was even more art inside! Here is the inner cover. IT'S BEAUTIFUL! The back is the same. It captures the foggy haze of Ketterdam so well.

The flaps of the book jacket are images from the inner cover. But there's a cracked texture over them that gives it a gorgeous grittiness.

The candle is the left side of the inner book jacket. Sorry the image isn't flat, I didn't want to damage the jacket by straightening it out.

The right side of the book jacket shows all the Crows!

Let's appreciate how Matthias looks snow pale and serious. Inej is taller than Nina -- she must be standing on a step stool. No clue why both of their eyes are closed, especially when Nina is the one pointing to the paper. They are lovely. Kaz has on his scheming face. Jesper is as handsome as every version of him should be. And Wylan looks bored AF because A.) he's already memorized the map he drew or B.) he can't read whatever document Kaz has in front of them. Wait, no, Wylan is making heart eyes at Jesper. All of the above can be true.

Inside is a small illustration at the beginning of each chapter, which changes with each section.

You can also see the Crow's names written in Cyrillic. Inej, Kaz, Nina, and Matthias translate easily. Jesper uses the д (letter D) and ж (pronounced like zhe) letter combination that makes his name sound like Zhesper since there is no J in Cyrillic. It's worth pointing out (again) that Wylan's name does not translate perfectly. There is no W in the Cyrillic alphabet. (As someone who also has a W in their name, I sympathize with Wylan here.) I'm no expert in Russian, but I'm pretty sure -- with the help of google translate -- that Wylan is pronounced as Oo-ai-len. Poor boy can't catch a break.

Each of the five section of the book use different chapter art. They all do an excellent job capturing the atmosphere.

The paper is so thin that you can easily see the printing on the opposite side. Not ideal for an edition that's otherwise this lovely. Oh well.

Given that Ravka is fantasy Russia, it's not a surprise to find the Grisha Verse books in Russian.

I am so excited to bring this book to Paris for the cast to sign!

#six of crows #crooked kingdom #shadow and bone

[southernmermaidsgrotto]

Herbalism book reccomendations 📚🌿

General herbalism:

The Herbal Medicine-Maker's Handbook by Green J. (2011)

20,000 Secrets of Tea: The Most Effective Ways to Benefit from Nature's Healing Herbs by Zak V. (1999)

The Modern Herbal Dispensatory: A Medicine-Making Guid by Easly T. (2016)

A-Z Guide to Drug-Herb-Vitamin Interactions by Gaby A.R.

American Herbal Products Association's Botanical Safety Handbook (2013) 

Medical Herbalism: The Science and Practice of Herbal Medicine by Hoffman D. (2003)

Herbal Medicine for Beginners: Your Guide to Healing Common Ailments with 35 Medicinal Herbs by Swift K & Midura R (2018)

Today's Herbal Health: The Essential Reference Guide by Tenney L. (1983)

Today's Herbal Health for Women: The Modern Woman's Natural Health Guide by Tenney L (1996)

Today's Herbal Health for Children: A Comprehensive Guide to Understanding Nutrition and Herbal Medicine for Children by Tenney L. (1996)

For my black folks!!!

African Medicine: A Complete Guide to Yoruba Healing Science and African Herbal Remedies by Sawandi T.M. (2017)

Handbook of African Medicinal Plants by Iwu M.M. (1993)

Working The Roots: Over 400 Years of Traditional African American Healing by Lee M.E. (2017)

Hoodoo Medicine: Gullah Herbal Remedies by Mitchell F. (2011)

African American Slave Medicine: Herbal and non-Herbal Treatments by Covey H.C. (2008)

The Art & Practice of Spiritual Herbalism: Transform, Heal, and Remember with the Power of Plants and Ancestral Medicine by Rose K.M. (2022)

Indigenous authors & perspectives!!

Braiding Sweetgrass: Indigenous Wisdom, Scientific Knowledge and the Teachings of Plants by Kimmerer R.W. (2015)

Gathering moss by Kimmerer R.W. (2003)

The Plants Have So Much To Give All We Have To Do Is Ask by Siisip Geniusz M. (2005)

Our Knowledge Is Not Primitive: Decolonizing Botanical Anishinaabe Teachings by Djinn Geniusz W. (2009)

Ancient Pathways, Ancestral Knowledge: ethnobotany and ecological wisdom of indigenous peoples of northwestern North America by Turner N. (2014)

A Taste of Heritage: Crow Indian Recipes and Herbal Medicines by Hogan Snell A. (2006)

Medicines to Help Us by Belcourt C. (2007)

After the First Full Moon in April: A Sourcebook of Herbal Medicine from a California Indian Elder by Grant Peters J. (2010)

Latin american herbalism works!!

Earth Medicines: Ancestral Wisdom, Healing Recipes, and Wellness Rituals from a Curandera by Cocotzin Ruiz F. (2021)

Hierbas y plantas curativas by Chiti J.F. (2015)

Del cuerpo a las raíces by San Martín P.P., Cheuquelaf I. & Cerpa C. (2011)

Manual introductorio a la Ginecología Natural by San Martín P.P.

🌿This is what I have for now but I’ll update the post as I find and read new works, so keep coming if you wanna check for updates. Thank you for reading 🌿

#herbalism #herbal medicine #herbal health #green witch #green witchcraft #green magic #herbal magic #herbal witch #herbal witchcraft #plant medicine #plant magic #plant witch #folk healer #healing witch #healing magic #curanderismo #yerbera #curandera #rootwork #rootworker

[vn-us]

Mis vacaciones se acaban, tal vez mi inactividad aumente demasiado, pero bueno no importa, termine este dibujo de los antisociales/j

Queria agregarle cosas en especifico de cada uno, no sabia como agregar las brochas de tejer a Mychael. Aparte dato ¿sabian que Crowe es el mas bajo de los tres? Sin duda hare mas dibujos de estos tres! Y tal vez tambien de Btd :D

Asi que saludos!!

Aviso: No se renderizar o pintar en digital, asi que por eso mismo tarde demasiado en terminar, espero que les agrade ksjsksj 🙌

#yandere #otome #otome game #mushroom oasis mychael #mushroom oasis fanart #my dear hatchet man #alan my dear hatchet man #where winter crows go crowe lynn #where winter crows go #gracias por sus comentarios #💕

[haunted-headset]

ASK TIME ASK TIME!! i am officially raiding your asks now, take this as a threat /j

mkay sooooo, thoughts on lovejoy member!reader x wilbur?? 🤭 you could write about their sweet loveydovey moments and the way they blow kisses to each other on stage, or maybe their relationship is secret so focus on all the little things they do to show affection without the fans (and maybe friends too) knowing they’re together? like holding hands under tables, the lil glances they give each other, aaaah!!

apologies if you’ve written smth similar already, my memory is failing me rn, but if u have then do not worry because ill be back asking for other random shit too LMAO <3

🎸 Lovejoymember!reader x Wilbur HCs🎸

a/n: yoooo this is a really cool idea :D

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contains: loads of fluff, petnames, a single ass slap, & cheesiness

This man is CONSTANTLY flirting with you on stage. We're talking ass pats, blowing kisses, quick pecks between lyrics, etc. He finds it funny whenever the crowd screams & cheers when you two flirt.

When you two first started dating, you both didn't want to tell anyone, so you couldn't be affectionate around each other. Or so you thought. He'd hold your hand under tables, make sure you two were sharing a hotel room &/or bed, kiss the back of your hand when nobody's looking, give you hugs, tickle you (we all know he would tickle you. he did it to Mark, why not you?), etc.

If you were a drum player, he'd randomly rest his chin on your head if you were sitting down to play

During studio time, he's hugging you from behind & being suuuuuper cuddly (while grossing out the other members in the process)

During concerts, he's randomly making suggestive, cheesy, or flirty jokes to you to make the crowd laugh.

^^ "Hey, Y/N?" Wilbur said to you into the mic, looking in your direction. "Yeah?" you replied, trying to catch your breath from the last song. "What's up?" "I have a really important question for you," he said. "The crowd would really love to hear this from you." "What is it?" you replied. "Everybody's been wondering what you do for a living besides being sexy," he grins. This causes you to turn beet red & the crowd, the rest of the band, & Wilbur begin to laugh.

If you were a good singer, he'd beg on his hands & knees ask you to do duets or backing solos in new songs

If you were artsy, he'd also beg on his hands & knees ask you to help design the merch

If the band had to get on a plane or train to get to the next concert location, he'd be SO CUDDLY!!! He'd lay his head in your lap or vice versa, he'd hold your hand, he'd share an earbud with you, he'd let you watch him play The Sims on his laptop, he'd lean his head on your shoulder or vice versa, etc.

When the band goes out to eat or just goes out in general, he's paying for & doing EVERYTHING for you. You got something to eat? Don't even lay a finger on your wallet. You're in a store & you mention being hungry? He's grabbing every single snack & drink that you like. You shiver slightly? He's taking off his jumper or hoodie & giving it to you, no questions asked. You mention your legs hurting? You're being carried, either piggyback, on his shoulders, or bridal style.

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[luffysscraps]

NSFW ALPHABET;🔞FT; RORONOA ZORO

Cw: Fem reader; NSFW;🔞

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex); He’s a bit silent. Light pants is all you’ll hear for a while. He’ll cross his arms behind his head and sit up in bed with your figure across his bare chest. He’ll ask if you’re alright, or If you need anything. If you really want to clean up, he’ll help you but other then that aftercare is a drone of silence and then nap time.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s); BOOBS!! Do I even have to say it? We all knew. Zoro loves BOOBS! From tiny ones he can grip with one hand and tug on those sensitive nipples, to big honkers he can shove and suck on in his mouth. If it’s on your chest, they’re boobs and he’s latching on.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically); Zoro cums gallons. He’ll fill the condom to the brim. He’ll also fill you to the brim if you let him. Please let him, he loves to watch his cum flow out of you. One time as he was admiring your pussy cream pie he just closed his eyes and nodded. “I did that.” He whispered under his breath.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs); He LOVES to watch your tits bounce when you work out. He’ll invite you to work out with him on a whim so you don’t have time to put on a sports bra and just watch as your boobs bounce with every movement. He just smirks slyly licking his lips, not saying a word about it.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?); Zoro’s not a virgin when you two meet but he also didn’t get around much. He’s only been with about three others before you. That being said, Zoro’s on top of his game most of the time. He’s fast and rough in the first half and then slows down to soothe your soreness and aches.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying); Doggy style. Presses into you so hard you can feel his chest on top of you. He reaches underneath you, grabbing at your breast and just goes to pound town thrusting in and out of your pussy from the back. From this angle he can go all the way in with less force and effort which means more stamina. He also likes to grip you by the hair and bounce you up and down on his cock from this position.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.); He is unintentionally goofy. He’ll be fucking you like no tomorrow and then just pause out of nowhere. “Why is the sky blue…” He whispers under his breath. “THAT’S WHAT YOU’RE THINKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW?!?” “Oh- sorry Y/N, forgot where I was for a second.” And then goes right back to jack hammering you without a second thought.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.); He’s not cut at all. It literally looks like a forest down there with his green locks. He’ll trim if you REALLY beg him, but other then that he sees no point in it. If you’re someone who likes shaved or trimmed don’t worry his hair doesn’t grow that long either way.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect); He’s silent most of the time in bed, only giving out groans or pants. But there are soft moments where he’ll grip your hips, lean over, kiss you, and whisper an “I love you.” He’s so embarrassed to say it out loud though so before you can take it all in or say it back he ramps up the speed to stop you from seeing his blush or responding.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon); He loves to jack off. Most of the time he does it at night in the crow’s nest. When no one’s around, or he can’t sleep he’ll just whip out his cock and start fisting it. He stole one of your panties just for this, he holds it up to his nose while he jerks himself off. He’s been caught multiple times by you and he has no shame in it. He’s still jerking it while you stare at him and he’s just like “What? You wanna take over~?” . Once he was jerking off in the crow’s nest and didn’t realize the mic was on, so EVERYONE heard his groans and moans “Ambatukam! Ambedeblou~ Ambusing!” No one’s ever let him live this down.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks); Zoro loves size difference. No matter what size you are I guarantee- this man is bigger then you. With how tall he is and how he’s built like a truck, he’s bound to be bigger then you. And that turns him on so much. He can just grasp your body, and put you on his cock like a toy, moving your body up and down on him with only one hand. It just gets him soo hard to compare sizes. You’re so tiny and cute.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do); His bedroom. It’s cozy and secluded, what more can he ask for? Zoro’s not one to like voyeurism because well… he gets mad? “What the hell do you think you’re doing?! You can’t look at my girl!” He yelled at Sanji when he accidentally walked in on you two. He almost stopped fucking you just to kill him.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going); A good workout always gets him turned on, especially if you join him. Watching the sweat run down your body, the way your boobs bounce with every jumping jack. Oh he’s sprung in seconds. In the middle of your workout he’ll just walk up behind you putting his boner in between your cheeks and groping your breasts from behind. “I’ve got something else you can try~”

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs); Zoro will not. Under any circumstance. Even if it was to save his life. Put anything in his ass. He’s too prideful and he’s always the top no matter what’s the situation. I’m sorry Zoro peggers but this man would rather die then have anything put up there. “ZORO QUICK! WE HAVE TO SHOVE THIS PILL IN YOUR ASS OR ELSE YOU’LL EXPLODE AND DIE.” “Guess my journey ends here. Goodbye everyone.”

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.); He prefers receiving but that doesn’t mean he won’t go down on you. He loves to trail his tongue up and down your thigh before eating you out like an animal. His tongue works his magic and his meaty hands have your thighs locked down so you can’t wiggle and squirm away from him. He will eat you out until your raw.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.); He’s usually fast and rough if he’s awake. If he’s sleepy or just plain asleep he’ll be slow and rather gentle, but be ready when he wakes up because he’s going to poundddd town.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.); He doesn’t like quickies but he doesn’t hate them either. He likes to wind down at the end of the day and use up the rest of his energy by fucking the daylights out of you. He usually never gets horny in the day, at night after a drink or two a long sex session with you is the perfect send off before he goes to sleep. He’ll do quickies if you need them, but he prefers the long sessions.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.); Zoro will usually take risks but only if you want to as well. If you’re not into something or he can tell you don’t like it he won’t do it. The riskiest thing he’s done is fuck you up in the crow’s nest. He made sure the mic was off this time though.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?); He can go up to about ten rounds before he passes out. But that’s only if you turn into an incubus one night. Most of the time he’s a one or two round guy before he wants to go to bed. He doesn’t seek out the need to cum back to back. He can go up to ten if you want to but after cumming twice he’s usually limp and ready to go to bed after that.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?); He’s not really interested in toys. His cock is more then big enough and your pussy’s amazing, why would he need a silicone pussy or a vibrator to please you? If you bring it up he takes it as a challenge “Oh yeah? You think plastic’s better then me?!” And then he’ll rip you a new one, he’ll fuck all your holes raw.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease); This man could care less of your whines and moans. He’ll tease you however he likes. He’ll make you beg for more only to fuck you slowly for hours and then when you’re begging him to slow down he’ll speed up with a simple. “You don’t get to tell me what to do~”

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.); When he’s with you, he’s almost silent, only letting out a few grunts and light moans. But when he’s jacking off he’s loud and moaning nothing but your name. You think he’s holding in his sounds when he fucks you because he wants to seem ‘cool’. You find it super cute.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character); Zoro silently wants you to dominate him. Of course he never wants anything going into his ass but if you take control one night, surprise him and get the jump on him. Tie his hands around his back and ride him at your own pace. That would turn him on more then he’d like to admit. He’d never say it or ask for it aloud but he’d find it SO hot if you took control of him. Just for one night.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes); Good god. 6’8 inches soft. A dark tan color with a pretty pink mushroom tip. Large dark cream balls and a fuzzy patch of green hair at the base of his dick. He’s packing and he knows it.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?); His sex drive is surprisingly moderate. Only needing to cum like once every three days. He doesn’t crave sex like some rubbery captain he knows but he also can’t live without it. If you’re sexually active then you’ll be fine with him, he knows when it’s time to take it easy and when it’s time to fuck.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards); “zzz..” this man is asleep the nanosecond his balls are empty. Did you think it would happen any other way? Sleep is important to him! Of course you are too but- sleep is a little bit more important to him right now. Listen he’ll make it up to you by getting you flowers or something later. But for now he’s passed out and not getting back up.

#luffys.scraps #one piece #one piece fanfic #headcanon #drabble #smut #x reader #zoro x reader #zoro smut #one piece zoro #op zoro #pirate hunter zoro #roanoa zoro #roronoa zoro #zoro #x y/n #x you #x reader smut #scraps.zoro #zoro roronoa smut #zoro roronoa x reader #zoro roronoa x you #zoro roronoa x y/n #rorona zoro

[slayfics]

Why him?

Muichiro x Reader short series

Mitsuri invites Muichiro to eat with you so you can get to know him better.

Part 2

"I know!" Mitsuri exclaimed enthusiastically. "I'll invite Tokito to eat with us! That way you can get to know him better and spend time with him! I'm the best big sister ever!" Mitsuri sang in her own praise.

"N-n-no no no! I really d-don't want to do that. I w-w-would rather just keep my distance." You pleaded.

"Oh don't worry I'll be there too so there's no reason to be nervous ok?" Mitsuri said bringing out a paper and pen. "I'll write to him now about meeting us for breakfast before we all head out our separate ways!" Mitsuri swiftly wrote a letter then handed it to her crow. You desperately tried to get the letter out of her hand but you were no match for your older sister's strength.

"Get some sleep and don't worry. It's just food ok? We will have fun tomorrow morning!" Mitsuri said, putting her hand on your back to comfort you.

The next morning you dreadfully came out to the common room where you saw Mitsuri and Tokito sitting. You debated on turning around and running back to your room but just then Mitsuri had caught sight of you.

"Goooooood morrrningggg little sister!" She said with the biggest grin you had seen her have since the last time Iguro came over.

"Good m-morning..." You said grumpily sitting down.

Muichiro did not say a word but ate silently.

"Soooooooo how is everyone feeling today?" Mitsuri said, trying to make conversation.

"Fine..." You said.

"Healthy." Muichiro said looking as uninterested as ever. "Did you want to eat together for a reason?" He asked.

"Oh, I just thought it would be fun since we are both Hashira and here at the same time you know? Plus you know my sister is here too."

"Ok." Mucihro said, and turned back to his food. You shot Mitsuri a glance that was supposed to convey how bad of an idea this was and how awful it was going.

"Sooooooo you ran into my sister the other day?" Mitsuri said attempting a conversation again.

"No, she ran into me. You should train her better." He said.

"M-m-mitsuri! I told you this was a m-mistake! H-he is a-aw-awful!" You shouted letting your embarrassment about yesterday's events get the better of you. Muichiro looked between the two sisters in curiosity then went back to his food, deciding he wasn't interested.

"I've finished my meal and have some business to attend to. Goodbye." He said getting up to leave.

"WAIT!" Mitsuri yelled. "OH! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! I ASKED YOU HERE BECAUSE MY LITTLE SISTER HAS A CRUSH ON YOU!"

You felt all the blood drain from your face. How could she say that to him?? You didn't know what to do. You felt such an overwhelming amount of emotions. Embarrassment, anger, sadness. It was all too much for you to take and you felt like you might explode. You ran out of the room and hurried back to your designated room, closing the door just in time before tears began to fall.

Why was Muichiro so mean? Why him? Why did you have a crush on such a dreadful person? How could Mitsuri out your feelings like that? You put your face in your hands and continued to weep. When you heard a faint knock on your door.

"G-g-go away Mitsuri. I can't b-be-believe you." You spoke with venom in your voice.

"I'm not Mitsuri and I'm coming in." You heard Muichrio respond and your door opened. Why would he come here? To insult you further perhaps. It's not like he ever had anything nice to say.

"You're crying" He said as he sat down next to you.

"Great o-observation." You replied.

"Are you crying because of what Miss Kanroji said?"

"J-j-just forget what she said, it's not true. I think you're a-awful, cruel, and m-mean." You spat.

"I am?" He asked and seemed to daze off.

"Yes! You insult e-everyone even when they are trying to h-help you and you don't seem to care for a-anything."

Muichiro came back from his daze and looked down at his hands... "Hmm... I think I used to know someone just like that..."

"You must have looked in a m-mi-irror recently." You retorted. Muichiro took no notice of your harsh words.

"Hmm... It's too bad you actually despise me... I was quite flattered to hear you had a crush on me."

You froze... he was flattered?? You couldn't wrap your mind around what he was saying. He was so indifferent to everything could he actually be flattered you had a crush on him?

"I n-never said I despise you..." You softened.

"I am too busy as a Hashira to date or even explore those types of human interactions, but you can write me letters if you wish. I will respond as promptly as I can." He said watching you intently now.

Joining the demon slayer corps so young Muichiro never had interactions with someone that liked him, and he never had chances to explore those types of feelings of his own either. As indifferent as he was on the outside, something sparked a deep memory in him of feeling warm, feelings that must have been from a long time ago. He wondered if this meant something.

"O-ok... I'll write you letters Tokito." You said taken aback by his sudden change in demeanor.

Just then Mitsuri burst into the room.

"OH! I'm so dumb I let a boy in my sister's room alone! Tokito you have to get out right now!" She said red in the face.

"W-W-WHAT DID YOU THINK W-WE WERE DOING??" You said mortified. Muichiro stood up and went to exit the room.

"I'll be looking forward to your letter." He said then vanished.

I’m accustomed to writing the reader as Muichiro’s Tsuguko so this was a bit of a challenge for me. However, I hope you all enjoyed this little series! I did my best~

#kny x reader #kny x you #anime x reader #demon slayer #demon slayer x reader #anime x y/n #kimetsu no yaiba #demon slayer x y/n #demon slayer x you #muichiro tokito #muichiro x reader #muichiro x y/n #mitsuri kanroji #hashira x reader #love hashira #mist hashira #kny mitsuri #kny muichiro #kny fanfic

[ma1dmer]

League of Legends - Swain NSFW

the ungodly things i want this man to do to me

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex): He is a busy man, so he doesn't linger in bed for too long, but he is a gentleman so he makes sure you are okay before he can step away and return to his duties, might order someone to guard you through the day until you get home or something. //Or send his crows

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s): Swain doesn't have a favourite part on himself, not from a lack of confidence, nor from being too proud of himself, he just doesn't think of it. On his partner he has a fascination with the neck ,he'll bend you over his desk and scruff you like a kitten to feel your pulse accelerate ,or watch you throw your head back in ecstasy thinking how easy it would be to simply close his fist around your throat, press down and snap your neck, he won't do it, but the trust you put on him is so exciting. He'll also buy you necklaces specifically so he can put them on you. //Collars too

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person): He doesn't enjoy cleaning the mess, but oh does he love having you clean it up. Plays a quite cruel game of cumming inside and sending you off with the order of having none of it leak out until he calls on you again.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs): He hates admitting what a distraction you have become to him, how his mind slips to you when he is alone in his office, images of you beneath his desk flashing behind his eyes. He would not dare actually risk it, but he has definitely thought of you pleasing him beneath the desk while a meeting is happening or something. He would like to think he wouldn't care even if you two were caught, he is the most powerful man in Noxus , no one would dare say anything, but in practice he knows its far too risky.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?): He has a decent amount of experience from his younger years before becoming Grand General. After that he had to limit himself a lot, Noxus and his duties come first.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual): If its in his office something like the CEO , with his hand pressing down on the back of your neck the other hand firm on your hip. 

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc): He is very serious and intense, if you laugh or giggle at him, he'll take it as a chance to discipline you.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.): He trims as much as its necessary to not be entirely unruly, its all about being presentable.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…): Whenever he returns from the front lines ,or if he has been especially busy with Noxian affairs, he sends a dark red bouquet of roses with a letter inviting you to his office. There, he will have prepared some good wine and a small gift for you - something you can wear ,maybe something for the night ,wink wink nudge nudge- , he won't straight up apologise for being so busy, he doesn't feel like he has to, but at least he can understand needing to make the moments you are together special.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon): He is not a hormonal teen anymore, he can control his urges, and especially if he has a partner, he is a patient man, he can wait until he sees them again.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks): BDSM, Choking, Cockwarming, Impact Play (spanking ,slapping), Boot worship etc.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do): His personal matters stay behind closed and locked doors, but every now and then he won't mind letting them slip to his office, if he knows no one will come seeking for him.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going): Obedience, this man thrives off of power, a simple "yes sir"  can make his blood boil. And on the other front ,disobedience //slightly less, but it does the trick if you frustrate him enough, he’ll take it as a challenge, if you are going to be a brat he'll make sure to act accordingly.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs): Sex in any public space, being in such an important position makes him a big target ,he won't endanger his partner or give anyone fuel to manipulate him.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc): There is nothing prettier than his partner on their knees, arms behind their back, his booted foot between their thighs as their only source of friction, their lips wrapped around his cock, 'Stunning' he'll purr in his deep voice while wiping away the tears with a gloved hand as they struggle to take him down their throat.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.): Depends, what goal does he have in mind? Is his goal to simply show you how much he missed you after a long time away, or is it to punish you for being a nuisance.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.): Not a fan, finds them, distasteful, and something immature people do out of desperation.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.): Not really a risk taker, he likes to plan things, he plans when he'll see you, what he'll have prepared (food ,gift etc) and then have several ideas about how the night will go depending on how you act. He'll make it feel as if you have initiated it, but it's definitely his doing. Oh, really did the gorgeous diamond collar he got you ,match the similarly golden plug he got you several months back, and now you are curious to try it out? Hmmm, what a coincidence, who is he to say no to his darling.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…): He might not be young anymore, but he knows how to pace himself for the best outcome for both himself and his partner. //You can’t convince me the demon powers don’t come with some extra stamina as well

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?): Absolutely a fan, collars and ropes and leashes and plugs and whips and paddles. They are all carefully selected gifts by him, customised and handcrafted.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease): He is a cruel man, he can have his partner on the edge for hours either as punishment or simply forcing them to 'gain their reward'. He'll pull them right to the edge only to pull away entirely or deliver some sort of painful strike.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make): He is quiet, unnervingly so, his gaze intense, watching his partner carefully get more and more frantic in their attempt to please him, only to finally let go towards the end, close his eyes and grunt in pleasure as he holds you down on him.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice): I know this man has a pet play kink, i know it in my heart, if he could leash you up and walk you on your knees around Noxus, he would.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words): Definitely a grower ,on the longer side and he knows exactly how to use it.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?): He is no longer the young man we was once, so his mind doesn't run as wild as it used to and he often has so much to focus on that those sort of needs take a backseat, but he does have his moments where frustration and pent up anger get the best of him ,and where better to vent those feelings out ,than on his willing partner.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards): It takes him a while to get fully comfortable and relax ,so he usually falls asleep after his partner is out first, he'll stall with work or his nightly routine until he is sure you are asleep.

#swain #jericho swain #swain smut #swain x reader #jericho swain smut #jericho swain x reader #league of legends x reader #league of legends #league of legends smut #jericho swain league of legends #lol smut #lol x reader

[lilisouless]

Grishaverse opinions no one asked for, updated post show

Top 5 characters

Jesper

Nina

Inej

Wylan

The loser with ugly hair and uglier personality

Bottom 5 characters ( i Can awnser questions)

Sergei

Marie

The dark/ing in R&R AND season two of the show

Show!Nina

Number 5 i won’t say it, but people that know me probably can tell and I have given my reasons many time,also last time I stated d I don’t hate them anymore,I just think they don’t have the right to be that bland

Top 3 books

Crooked kingdom

Six of crows

Rule of wolves

Bottom 3 books

Shadow and bone

Life of the saints

Siege and Storm

Otp (just top 5) in that order

Wesper

Kanej

Ninej

Zoyalai

Helnik

Bottom ships (just 5) in that order

Da/lina

Nikolai x Nina

Nik/lina

Zoya x Mal (although the fans seem nice, all three of them)

Show!Helnik (congrats netflix, you dethroned J/K)

#netflix shadow and bone #six of crows #leigh bardugo #kaz brekker #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #grishaverse #nina zenik #crooked kingdom #inej ghafa #shadow and bone #Grishaverse opinions

[warrior-names]

Edgy Warrior Prefixes & Suffixes

Return to your roots. Make cringe emo cats. etc.

50+ prefixes and 30+ suffixes under the cut!

Prefixes

A

Adder-

B

Bat-

Belladonna-

Black-

Bleeding-

Bone-

Broken-

C

Cold-

Crow-

D

Dark-

Dead-

Dusk-

E

Ebony-

Echo-

Eclipse-

Ember-

F

Fallen-

Fang-

Flea-

Foxglove-

Frozen-

H

Hemlock-

Holly-

Hornet-

I

Ice-

J

Jagged-

L

Lost-

M

Maggot-

Mandrake-

Moon-

N

Nettle-

Night-

Nightshade-

O

Oleander-

P

Poison-

Q

Quiet-

R

Rat-

Raven-

Red-

Rot-

Rotting-

S

Scarlet-

Scorpion-

Shade-

Sharp-

Shattered-

Silent-

Skull-

Snake-

Spider-

T

Tattered-

Thorn-

Torn-

V

Venom-

Viper-

W

Wasp-

Withered-

Y

Yew-

Suffixes

B

bite

bone

burn

C

claw

crush

cry

E

echo

F

fall

fang

frost

G

glare

H

heart

hiss

hope

howl

M

moon

S

scar

scratch

shade

slash

smoke

snap

snarl

spirit

sting

strike

T

tear

thorn

tooth

W

wail

whisper

#warrior names #prefixes #suffixes #/ Region: #North America #Europe #/ Clan: #all Clans #/ Theme: #edgy #emo #cringe #/ Reach: #TumblrClan #warriors #warrior cats #warriors oc #warriors roleplay #oc inspiration #oc inspo

[wingedspirit]

The books Gabriel sorts in the bookshop

In episode 2.

First lines cited:

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" (A Tale of Two Cities, Charles Dickens)

"It was the day my grandmother exploded." (Crow Road, Ian Banks - notably this is a hardcover and the one Crowley gives Muriel later is a paperback, so Aziraphale has at least two copies)

"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife." (Pride and Prejudice, Jane Austen - because of fucking course)

"It was a nice day." (Good Omens)

Also, shown in the shelf:

I Capture the Castle (Dodie Smith)

No Woman, No Cry (Rita Marley)

The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time (Mark Haddon)

Catch-22 (Joseph Heller)

Love in the Time of Cholera (Gabriel Garcia Marquez)

Nineteen Eighty-Four (George Orwell)

The Big Sleep (Raymond Chandler)

The Bible

The Great Gatsby (F. Scott Fitzgerald)

The Catcher in the Rye (J. D. Salinger)

A Series of Unfortunate Events (Lemony Snicket)

Herzog (Saul Bellow)

#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens spoilers #good omens 2 spoilers #gos2spoilers #I looked this up for myself but I figured I may as well put it here for future reference #in case any of this turns out to be Relevant #call it sneakiness-proof

[yeahyeahno]

Good Omens Book Club

POSSIBLE GOOD OMENS SPOILERS

You have been warned, please don’t spoil yourself. This refers to books referenced in S2 of Good Omens, but I am not relating them to events or plot.

EDIT: @ineffable-romantics​​ gave some really excellent suggestions. Having rewatched and looked up their starting sentences, I think these are right. I suppose only Neil Gaiman or Douglas Mackinnon could confirm 100%. More below.

In episode 2 we get a shot of a book shelf. I have compiled the titles, though two are illegible. For one you can make out the publisher mark, the other is too far back in the shadows. I have listed them in order on the shelf, plus the books that Gabriel picked up.

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The Books:

I Capture the Castle - Dodie Smith

No Woman No Cry - Rita Marley

A Tale of Two Cities - Charles Dickens (Mystery book, in the shadows)

The Crow Road - Iain Banks

The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time - Mark Haddon

Catch-22 - Joseph Heller

Love in the Time of Cholera - Gabriel Gracia Marquez

The Bell Jar - Sylvia Plath (Mystery book, publisher mark visible but I can't make it out)

Nineteen Eighty-Four - George Orwell

The Big Sleep - Raymond Chandler

The Bible

The Great Gatsby - F. Scott Fitzgerald

The Catcher in the Rye - J. D. Salinger

A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket

Herzog - Saul Bellow

Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen

Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett

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Here’s the opening line for The Bell Jar:

‘It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they electrocuted the Rosenbergs, and I didn’t know what I was doing in New York.”

And for A Tale of Two Cities:

‘It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...”

Gabriel reads this aloud in the bookshop (07:14), and shelves it near the Crow Road! Mystery solved? Perhaps. (Wait and see?)

“X-Ray Trivia” from Amazon Prime states “The Good Omens Book Club - Co-showrunners Neil Gaiman and Douglas Mackinnon would love for everyone to read these books. Douglas Mackinnon put these books in alphabetical order, starting with their first sentence.

All the books ‘Jim’ has reshelved so far by alphabetical order of ... the first line in each. Each book’s first line begins with ‘I’.

Gabriel shelving a book near Iain Banks’ ‘The Crow Road.’

#good omens #good omens spoilers #spoiler #spoilers #good omens s2 #good omens series 2 #good omens book club #neil gaiman #terry pratchett #douglas mackinnon #aziraphale #good omens season 2 #I capture the castle #no woman no cry #a tale of two cities #the crow road #the curious incident of the dog in the night time #catch-22 #catch22 #love in the time of cholera #the bell jar #nineteen eighty four #1984 #the big sleep #the great gatsby #the catch in the rye #a series of unfortunate events #herzog #pride and prejudice