jokes aside i think it’s amazing and heartwarming to see like 4chan incel bros perform the miracle of crawling out of that hole and becoming real human beings and chronicling their journey to realizing that they can be well adjusted happy normal dudes
every person can feel freddie’s presence in their souls when they sing MAMAAAAAA UUHHHH, I DONT WANNA DIE, I SOMETIMES I WISH I’VE NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL with all the air in their lungs i’m not joking
BIOLOGY: so, colors-
LINED CHITON: i wanna be pink…
BIOLOGY: nice! you graze on coralline algae so good choi-
LINED CHITON: …with zig zags…
BIOLOGY: huh interest-
LINED CHITON: …ELECTRIC BLUE ZIG ZAGS!
BIOLOGY: wait wha-
LINED CHITON: WOOOOOOOOO!!!