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heyitsyn · 3 years

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RANDOM SEIJOH HCs ACCORDING TO GIGI

a/n: this is a thing i cooked up between doing trig exam and ap gov review akdsjfldskfj

IM PRETTY SURE I ALREADY USED THIS GIF BUT IM WANTING TO RE-DO MY ENTIRE PAGE AND MAKING BANNERS SO THIS IS A TEMPORARY THING AJDJDJJD ALSO I DONT KNOW HOW TO DO THE KEEP READING THING ON THE APP BYE

oikawa def listens to indie music just bc he wants to feel unique and the 'iM diFfErENt fRoM oTHeR gUrLs' vibes

i FIRMLY BELIEVE IWAIZUMI HAJIME IS ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO CHOMPS ON HIS ICE CREAM BC HE LIKES TO FEEL THE COLD ON HIS TEETH AKSJSKSKSK

meanwhile kunimi eats a kitkat like its pizza just CHOMP

makki caNNOT sleep without a pillow between his thighs LIKE LISTEN he has 2 sisters and they all told him its so comfortable and at first he was like,, ??,, then he tried and now cant sleep without it

bUT MATTSUN LIKES TO SLEEP WITH PILLOWS SURROUNDING HIM bc it makes him feel safe and like there are two body pillows on either side of him and hes kinda trapped in the middle aksjskdk

when kyo was younger, he was really short and although he had other pants, he loved this one pair but they were really long on him and he wore it all the time and the part of the pants that touched the ground is torn in shreds

kindaichi steps on the sofa before sitting LIKE puts one foot on the cushion then the other until hes literally standing on the couch before folding to sit with his knees up to his chest (i do this)

watari sniffs his food before eating it no matter if its something he eats all the time or something new, he still sniffs it either way

yahaba is really particular with his feet and he likes to get a really big tupperware (duh one only meant for his feet) and fill it up with warm almost boiling water and he just soaks them

oikawa has sleep paralysis and he oftens hallucinates about aliens in the corner of his room

kunimi does this thing where he makes weird noises with his mouth like sounds of his mouth opening LIKE when youre tastinf something new and you do that sound with your tongue (I DUNNO HOW TO DESCRIBE IT AJDKSKKD)

makki bends his knees just to crack his ankles

iwa sneezes a ton but he has those sneezes where theyre quiet that you dont even notice or really loudly that it just echoes throughout the gym

kyo sleeps with one sock on bc his feet gets cold easily but both socks make him feel really hot so only one sock is perfect

for a tall and hunk of a guy, mattsun is a very light walker like his footsteps are very light and if he wants to, it can be practically silent

watari actually hates vegetables ajssksksk he particularly hates zucchini, eggplants, any vegetables that are that shape

kindaichi likes to stick or lean against walls because to him, they feel cold and can decrease his body heat

oikawa stands and places his feet at V position like \/ instead of ll because his sister did ballet and he was taught that was the right way of standing and it was considered graceful

yahaba has a fear of cactuses

mattsun does so badly in the heat because his body temp runs so high and the hot surroundings make him feel so uncomfortable and so he takes a lot of cold showers

iwa cannot swim like he freaks out immediately when his toetips can no longer feel the bottom and he panics with thoughts of drowning

watari has really small feet that he still buys big kids shoes to save money

kyotani considered playing baseball because he thought baseball bats were cool but he got angry and threw tantrum after missing his first pitch

iwa chomps on a whole raw chili while eating ramen akskksks

oikawa actually hates sweets bc when he was younger, he had cavities and iwa showed him a cartoon of cavities eating his teeth and will make him toothless

kindaichi really really likes hugs but hes too awkward to ask them even from his parents

yahaba chomps on mints so he goes through boxes of them in a week

i feel like theres a boy in the team who doesnt brush their teeth everyday and rubs a towel on their teeth to make it look clean and take mints to hide their bad breath

iwaizumi is actually iron deficient so he bruises super super fast and he even developed iron defiency anemia when he was younger bc his parents didnt catch on which caused him to be put on strong medication for months and still takes it now

WAIT,, OIKAWA IS LACTOSE INTOLERANT BUT HE LIKES MILK SO HE EATS MILK BREAD TO MAKE HIM FEEL NOT SO BAD OR GUILTY OF CONSUMING STRAIGHT DAIRY

seijoh four bonding time is watching gordom ramsey shows and yelling and screaming 'YEA! EXACTLY!' as if theyre also cooking genuises

watari used to eat grapes all the time until his mom got worried and told him if he doesnt stop, he will eventually turn into one. he only eats it every few weeks

when he was younger, kunimi cried because he had befriended a chicken on a trip to a farm and his mom took him to eat fried chicken after and he thought it was Chicky (his chicken friend :"))

kyotani used to stick out his tongue when it was raining so he could taste the raindrops. they taste better than bottled water

one time, during a seijoh sleepover, they dared oikawa to wear his sisters old uniform, skirt and all, and it backfired so everyone turned red and couldnt look at him in the face

their pregame ritual is touching each other's shoe tips

they tried doing yoga at yahaba's house before by watching yoga youtube videos but everyone ended up having to go to the chiropractor after (how did makki even turn into the human pretzel?)

the local gym gets so scared when they see the team coming through the doors bc these men are so LOUD like they HYPE EACH OTHER UP SO MUCH THEYRE SO ANNOYING AKSKSKDK

also never take them to an all you can eat sushi place. if you do, bring them earlier of the day like 30 mins after opening time so the cooks can cook enough for them without running out of ingredients (even then sometimes they still run out)

oikawa used to eat his mom's roses from her garden because he thought it would make his farts smell good like roses

takahiro is a surprisingly good artist like he draws really cool action fighting scenes in the corner of his papers and stuff

in my work: it's canon that iwa is half filo and his nanay used to dress him up in a barong all the time during halloween bc she wanted him to showcase his heritage

yahaba drinks a lot of milk because he hopes to one day grow strong and bulky like the 3rd years instead of being seen as a pretty boy

kindaichi's mom is a hairstylist and she always scolds him for using a lot of gel bc she's always the one who washes his hair

makki never learned how to do taxes and hes had the government knocking on his door a handful of times (BOKUTO AKKDJSKKS)

kyo has a dog: a chiweenie

there's someone on the team who wears those socks with individual pockets for toes

their pinterest is so different from what they look like for example, mattsun has a board of different flower decorations and arrangements

kunimi throws up during intense horror movies

watari's celeb crush is emma watson

the team alternates from different music genres like from ateez and bts to mxmtoon and beach bunny

they still dont know how to pronounce camila cabello's name

theyre all active in social media but only oikawa is on it 24/7 and in all platforms while the others have insta and snap

mattsun has twins as little siblings and he used to get them mixed up all the time that he used to draw a sharpie dot on the girl's forehead to determine she was his sister

watari hates sitting on the floor bc his butt bone hurts really easily so he can only sit on cushions for long periods of time

the team was supposed to have a party but everyone didnt know what to bring so they proved they shared the same braincell by bringing the same thing: a box of pizza

makki's an old soul and prefers to play records on a record player or watch old movies

kyo is surprisingly good at giving massages because he really pushed hard on those tense muscles

kindaichi knows how to crack necks so everyone goes to him a lot to do it (a friend of mine does this and can i say its terrifying yet so good?)

the only one who has a license is matsukawa and thats because granny needs to go to the doctor a lot and he hates her walking by herself and cabs are expensive

kyotani and yahaba are actually,,, lowkey close,,, not like best friends but theyre nice to each other and they got a stick and poke together (yahaba's was: :) while kyo's was: >:))

watari has a collection of mangas (some bl maybe 👀)

WARNING SAD: mattsun’s future job is a funeral person right? he ends up taking care of granny’s funeral free of charge and he had to take a week off because it was really painful for him

oikawa learned spanish SUPER fast to the point he forgets japanese sometimes but there are moments where he forgets both languages and hes just,,,, ???

makki’s unemployed yea but he rooms with mattsun in exchange of cooking because makki’s surprisingly good at cooking

iwa is practically the nutritionist of the team because he knows everything about proteins, carbs, iron, and needed vitamins so they all go to him to know what to eat and what they need

kunimi has lots and lots of shoes but usually only wears 2

kindaichi has a habit of pretending hes chewing gum even though he doesnt have gum, his mouth just chomps and moves with air akasldfjkf

there was a clown phenomenon in america but in their city, they had a mascots and seijoh 4 went around scaring kids :”(

oikawa never manspreads he gets too insecure to spread out like that akdjfkd

kyotani can easily sleep anywhere like he would be standing and just fall asleep or he sleeps with his eyes open

yahaba’s parents own a restaurant somewhere in the city and he works there sometimes

IM REALLY GOING TOO MUCH ABOUT THIS YALL AKSDJFKL

SORRY IM WRITING TOO MUCH I FEEL BAD THAT I HAVENT UPDATED BUT IM IN A CAR RIDE RN AND I WAS ABLE TO WRITE AGAIN AND MY EXAMS HAVE FINISHED THIS WEEK IMMA CRY

PLEASE, FEEL FREE TO REPLY WITH ANY OTHER HCS YOU GUYS KNOW OF SO I CAN PUT IT IN HERE AND CREDIT YOU WITH IT SO WE CAN HAVE LIKE A HCS BOOK FROM EVERYONE BUT THIS IS WHAT I STARTED WITH

oikawa screams a lot according to gigi but he’s actually a really quiet guy and not easy to scare

OKAY YOU GUYS DONT KILL ME I SWEAR IVE BEEN SO TERRIBLE AT WRITING BUT YOU KNOW WHO TURNED ONE TODAY? THIS PAGE!!! MY BABY IS ONE ALREADY 😭😭😭 ANYWAYS, HOPE THIS CAN MAKE YOU GUYS SMILE TODAY AND SCHOOL ENDS NEXT WEEK AND IM ALREADY AT 132 DRAFTS AMSJKSDKSK SO OH MY GOD THERES GOING TO BE SO MUCH COMING AND IM SO EXCITED TO GET THEM OUT 😩😩

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peterrparrkerr · 3 years

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Zombie apocalypse au - read on ao3

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Peter doesn't remember life before the virus. He was only five when everyone got sick.

He's seventeen now, and he's never set foot outside of the city. Well, outside of the tower.

There's a curfew -has been since the virus. Those who go into the city for supplies or to work the garden and tend to the livestock have to be inside by five every day.

Peter doesn't have a green thumb, nore does he have a way with animals. And he's got two left hands when it comes to weaponry. So he stays in the tower.

The tower used to be Stark Industries. When the outbreak hit New York, people locked themselves inside, tried to wait it out.

Peter had been with his aunt. She tells him they'd gone to get ice cream and bring some back to his parents.

Aunt May had ran into the closest building -Stark Industries- and had hidden in the basement with Peter. He doesn't remember.

Tony Stark -the owner of Stark Industries- had offered his penthouse to the few who had taken refuge in his building.

After a week, many of the workers left, off to find their families. They never came back.

A month passed, and scouts confirmed the virus had taken over the whole city. Stark tower was the only building the monsters couldn't get to.

So, it became home. Peter grew up running up and down the industrial hallways, playing with the golden retriever one of the hideaways had.

He didnt know anything different. Everyone took care of him, raised him. He was the only kid in the tower.

He might even be the youngest living being in all of New York at this point.

His favorite people to visit and hang out with were Steve and Bucky. They had been walking their new puppy Goldie when the world ended.

They had been married for ten years before. They celebrated their twenty year anniversary a couple years back. Goldie was almost eleven, and didn't like playing as much with Peter -though she still liked to sit with him in the living room when he tinkered with old tech.

Natasha and Clint worked on the ground, so Peter didn't see them much. They could fight a whole swarm of monsters and not get bit. They were the best.

Bruce and Aunt May tended to the garden under their watchful eye. Steve, Bucky and Sam took care of the livestock.

Its strange. The zombies leave animals alone. They only go after people.

Tony, Bucky and Clint go scouting a lot. They run the city, looking for any survivors, or anything the tower could use.

The tower is self-sufficient thanks to Tony's genius. He'd been working on making the entire tower self-sustaining even before the outbreak.

He's only managed to get the top three floors. The rest of the tower has no electricity or running water. That's fine though. Theres not many of them left, and three floors is plenty of space.

The living area is the penthouse. They eat, sleep and breathe there. The second floor down holds all of Tony's old tech, and projects in the works. The third floor down is the weapons and medicine floor.

Peter is on the second floor when the scouting party comes back. He only knows this because of the AI Tony created tells all three floors when people come or go.

Peter sets down his tools and rushes for the staircase. He sails down them and opens the door bodily, nearly falling flat on his face.

"You're back," Peter called, running down the short hallway to the ammunition room. Clint, Bucky and Tony are all unloading their haul and their weapons.

Clint's weapon of choice is a bow and arrow, as well as a long range rifle -he's the eyes, always taking out zombies before they get close enough to spot them.

Bucky is unloading his knives and pistols. Hes best at close combat.

Peter jumps onto the table, watching as Tony checks the magazine of his .9mm, then settle it back into the holster on his thigh.

"How was it," Peter asked, eyeing the two duffle bags on the table, surrounded by magazine clips and disassembled weaponry.

"We made it all the way to the hospital this time," Bucky grinned. Peter's eyes widened. They don't get to the hospital that often, since its clear on the other side of the city, and usually swarming with zombies.

They don't need to go on medical runs much anyway, but Tony likes to keep stocked in case.

"And we hit the motherload," Clint grinned, unzipping one of the bags and revealing canned food from vegetables to soup, the labels all sun bleached and color faded.

"Whoa." Peter reached in, pulling out an old Cambells can, looking at the faded red and white label. He can barely make out the words. "Tomato soup!"

"Thats not all," Bucky hummed. Peter looked up just as Bucky reached into his back pocket.

Peter sets the can down and his eyes widen when Bucky pulls out a deck of cards.

"No way!" Peter leaps off the table, snatching the cards.

"Its a full deck," Bucky grins proudly. Their current deck was a mix of two different cards, and cardboard and plastic pieces they'd drawn the suits and numbers on.

It made it hard to shuffle, and they all knew the suit and number of the makeshift cards. It made for a boring game.

Clint laughed and ruffled Peter's curls before grabbing the food and heading for the penthouse to restock their cupboards.

"Thanks, Bucky," Peter grinned, pulling the cards out of the brand new -but still sun faded- case. He's never seen cards this new before.

"Dont thank me, Tony's the one who spotted them," Bucky said, giving Peter a knowing grin before grabbing the medicine and heading for the medical wing.

Peter blushed, then turned to Tony -who wasn't there. He scowled and looked around in confusion. He didnt notice him leaving.

Peter quickly puts the cards back in the protective box and drops them into his cargo shorts pocket before running out of the room.

After raids, Tony usually likes to spend time with his old tech -projects he'll never be able to complete, in a workshop he'll probably never get rid of.

He finds Tony at one of the work benches, fiddling with something Peter -to this day- can't figure out what it is.

"Hey," Peter said, walking over to him and sitting down on the stool at the end of the bench. Tony glances up and gives a small smile.

"Thanks for the cards," Peter continued, picking at his nails and looking down at his lap. "Bucky said you got them for me."

"You're welcome, kid," Tony hummed, eyes focused on a project he'll never finish. Peter thinks it makes Tony feel better. Makes him feel like he's back to before the virus, when he was making things all the time and helping people.

All he's got now are old robots that break down more often than they run, and dust over most of the place he used to call home.

All Tony has is JARVIS and the others, but Peter sometimes gets the feeling that that sometimes isn't enough for Tony.

The two sit in silence for a while, Tony hard at work, and Peter deep in thought.

"Hey Tony?"

Tony hums.

"Whats it like dating?" Peter says it fast, worried he'll lose his nerve and chicken out. Tony stops his fiddling and looks over, raising an eyebrow.

"Are you asking for dating advice?" Tony asked. Peter can't meat his eyes when he nods and Tony sets his tools down. "Who's the lucky person you're crushing on? Anyone I know?"

"You know everyone I do, Tony," Peter huffs. Tony crosses his arms and smirks, amused. Peter hunches his shoulders.

"Who is it?" Tony asks.

Peter takes a deep breath. He's gotta just come right out and say it. If he doesn't, he'll never do it and then it'll be too late.

"You," he breathes. Its quiet. Peter's hands sweat. This was a bad idea.

"Pete," Tony sighs. Peter manages to look up. Tony looks pained, regretful. Its not the look Peter wanted to see. "I'm too old for you."

"So?" Peter finds himself asking.

"So, you should be dating people your own age."

"Do you know of any other seventeen year olds running around?" Peter asked, waving his hand around dejectedly.

"There's always a chance-"

"Please don't," Peter interrupts. "Please? Its been twelve years. No ones come looking for us, you haven't found anyone during your raids. Its just us."

Tony opens his mouth to speak, but Peter's on a roll now, and he can't stop even if he wanted to.

"And don't say to wait. I've been waiting. For all we know we're the last people on earth not a zombie, and I want- I want to have my first kiss before I'm forty."

"Peter-"

"I want to experience things," Peter continues, steamrolling over Tony. "I want to go outside, and I want to have a boyfriend and I want to have sex-"

"Kid-"

"Please, Tony," Peter said. "I like you, and- and I don't want to experience this with anyone else in the tower, and I don't want to wait for the point one percent chance of someone my age coming along."

"Listen, kid," Tony sighs.

"I'm not a kid anymore, Tony," Peter said, sounding desperate. He looks at Tony with wide eyes, begging for the older man to understand.

Tony -hell, everyone in the tower- had a life before the virus. They got to experience the world. Peter hadnt.

Its all he wanted. He wanted a normal life. A life he was robbed of. He's desperate for it.

Tony doesn't say anything. He looks at Peter, calculating. Peter sees his shoulders begin to slump, and finally he breaks. Peter feels a little giddy at the thought of getting his way, though he remains put.

"No," Tony said on a sigh. "I suppose you're not."

Peter doesn't know whatto say after that. He's made his case, there's nothing more to say.

"Its hard," Tony said after a while. "I still think of you as a kid. I still think you're ten."

Peter chews on his lower lip, head dipped down and shoulders hunched in on themselves.

"So you don't like me back?" He managed to ask, even as his tongue sticks to the roof of his mouth.

"Kid-" he sighs. "Peter."

Tony settles a hand on Peter's shoulder, and Peter looks up at him.

"I like you," he says. Peter feels himself beginning to smile and quickly clamps that down, biting his lip. "God knows this situation isn't ideal. This would've been bordering on illegal, before."

"If you're uncomfortable, I understand," Peter said. Tony shakes his head.

"Thats not what I'm saying, Pete."

Peter didn't know what he was saying then.

"If we're going to try this out, there's gotta be rules," Tony continued. Peter looked back up at him.

"First rule is there's no hiding it. If we're gonna date, everyone knows about it or its not happening."

"Okay," Peter nodded.

"And we're taking this slow," Tony adds. "Like, cold honey slow, got it?"

"Got it," Peter nodded. His smile is getting too wide to hide. Tony's hand squeezes his shoulder.

"Good."

He removes his hand from Peter's shoulder. He gives Peter a small smile back.

"Could- is kissing going too fast?" Peter asks. Tony's smile grows a little, and he shakes his head.

"No, its not too fast."

The older man leans forward and Peter eagerly closes the distance between them.

The kiss is close lipped, and their noses press against each other, but its perfect.

#marvel #peter parker #tony stark #starker #ao3 #sfsummerbingo21 #my writing

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coconutdays · 4 years

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Puppy Love (Part 1)

Bakugou x fem!reader

The very long first part on my headcanon on the story of Bakugou’s crush on you and your crush on him

If you wanna be tagged in part 2, just send an ask!

Class 1A went out to go eat soba and your ass got slapped by some pervert

And before anyone could process what had happened, you punched the dude and handed his ass to him

Also went off with a bunch of profanities while you did it

“You greasy motherfucker, you think it’s fine to just do that! You want me to make you a human knot?! Shove your head so far up your ass that it tries to come out through your throat!”

Iida and Deku went to go pry you off the sleazebag as soon as they realized what was happening

Momo was the only smart one cause she called the cops

Mineta got creepily horny, but it can’t be helped cause Bakugo kinda did too

He thought you were some soft weirdo that occasionally scarfed down dozens of Takoyaki balls

Why was he now noticing that you really liked takoyaki?

Anyway, he felt weird and couldn’t do anything

He was looking at you like when everyone was planning how to protect him during the training camp arc

He hadn’t known anyone else in the class to get that angry

Everyonce except him, Kaminari, Kiri, and Todoroki knew you could get that fired up, because they saw how you got when everyone went after UA at the hero licensing exam

Once the cops got there, they believed you guys as the good young pro-heroes in training you are and took everyone’s statements

It was all pretty fast and you guys were headed back to U.A in no time.

Kiri as the gentleman he is, was the first to ask you if you were fine seeing as you still looked very angry

Deadass went (๑･`▱´･๑) “Yes!” and started crying

You’re an angry crier

Everyone was very concerned, especially when you raised your fists to dry your eyes and the sleeves to your pink hoodie fell back

Your knuckles were bleeding lmao

Bakugo found it oddly cute and he hated it

He shoved past you

“Tch. If you’re going to hand someone’s ass over to them, don’t cry like a pussy after!”

“Thing is, I am a pussy!” You sobbed

“Fuck that guy! I wanted to get coconut ice cream after the soba and he ruined my mood!”

He turned around just a bit and saw your angry pout. Mans said the first thing that popped into his head.

“Then we’ll go get you your damn coconut ice cream! Stop crying dumbass!

“Shut up! It’s coming out of annoyance from you! I only like my food coming out of love!”

〴⋋_⋌〵

I love these emojis too much

Meanwhile Momo made you some bandages and wrapped it on your fists as y’all walked back

When you guys got back. You didn’t feel like going to Recovery Girl and instead insisted on watching a movie

You felt better now and even flaunted the bandages on your knuckles for a bit

Bakugo ofc seeing as it was past eight, didn’t join you guys and thought about how annoying you were

Always making so much fucking noise with shitty hair and dunce face

The next day he found you studying by yourself at one of the dining tables

You were just minding your own business, listening to some cute ass beats

And the moment you felt someone there and saw him, you smiled softly

“Hey, Bakugo.”

And went back to studying

His heart went :D

What the hell

You know what

He’s mad now. He’s not going to ask about your fists no matter how much he wants to

He went to serve himself some water and heard you cough once while he filled his glass

Next thing you know, he slams a glass of water in front of you before walking back to the elevator as he mutters to himself like the angry lunatic he is

“Thanks?”

Now let me be frank

You never had a full blown crush on Bakugou

But you did acknowledge he wouldn’t be bad to go out with

This was how you thought of Iida, Midoriya, Todoroki, Kiri, you know

You found it funny when he got mad most of the time

Let me explain

Everyone was eating dinner and the topic of your perv ass whopping was mentioned

“Y/N gets angry like Bakugou.” Todoroki slurped more soba

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT HALF ‘N HALF BASTARD!”

This type of interaction was common and it was always harmless seeing as you always got a kick out of it

“LMAO I LOVE BAKUGOU.” You laughed

“WHAT?!” He was looking at you like you were crazy

You were mid bite through some of your steak with wide eyes

“Um Bakubro? Y/n always says that every time you get mad.” Kirishima broke to him

“I love my friends?” You raised your shoulders up in defense

“Tch.”

Then the next week Kirishima dragged out Bakugo to the store to buy some weights

While they were out, you were chilling on the couch watching a hero movie

Close to the end, they came back

“Hey guys.”

BAM

A hugeass box was dropped on your lap

You whipped your head between Bakubabe and the box profusely

“We already ate takoyaki and you’d fucking cry if you knew we went without you.”

Just as fast as he said it, he left to go with Kiri and left you contemplating whether to be offended or happy you got takoyaki

And your heart did a tiny little flutter

Meanwhile

“Bakugou, is that why you forced us to eat takoyaki?”

“Tch. What are you talking about? I was hungry.”

It wasn’t until a couple of days later that you developed a crush on him.

This time, it was when you were too lazy to slice through your stuffed chicken breast during lunch and just stuck your fork through it.

I myself see this as a genius move

But when you set down the chicken to take a sip of water, Bakugo stole away your plate and began slicing it into pieces.

“HEY!”

“YOU LOOK STUPID EATING YOUR FOOD LIKE THAT!”

He slid it back to you, perfectly cut slices on it, and you looked like this

And from then on you’ve had a crush on Bakugou Katsuki

You hadn’t crushed on anyone for a long time

By crush, this wasn’t some kind of see them once and fall in love cause they’re cute

This was a, ‘Woah this is one of my classmates and friends’ crush and as scary as it was, it also felt nice

I kid you not, that day when class ended, you ran off to your dorm room and blasted the speakers in your room

Que you playing some cute crap like Feel Special by Twice or something with that vibe

You jumped around your room with those incessant butterflies in your stomach going that couldn’t stop beaming, “Bakugou, Bakugou! ♡＾▽＾♡”

Okay this is adorable and all, but your personality will not solely become ‘I LIKE BAKUGOU’

You’re a wholeass person who angry cries

You think Shindo Yo from Ketsubutsu is hot, just saying.

You look at other guys because you need to appreciate the view, you do this respectfully may I add

You’re smart

You’re stupid

So stupid

Headass thinks blatantly flirting with Bakugou sometimes is the way to make it seem like you DON’T LIKE HIM

Exhibit A:

The following day, you made sure you looked extra pretty, deciding to whip out your favorite lip product and did a nice hairstyle.

Headass no.2 was more rude than usual that day to you.

You saw him walking to class and you walked next to him

“You look handsome today Bakugou.”

He turned to look at you and immediately faced the other direction

“GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!”

;)

You genuinely asked him a question later about his AP shot during class freetime because you wanted some help with your quirk and well...

“I DON’T KNOW YOUR QUIRK! GO ASK AIZAWA!” He’s been obsessive over your quirk for the past few weeks

“BUT YOU’RE THE ONE WHO DOES THE AP SHOT!”

“AND!?”

“YOU’RE ONE OF THE BEST IN OUR CLASS! I THOUGHT YOU COULD HELP ME SINCE YOU’VE GIVEN ME GOOD ADVICE BEFORE, LOSER!”

He shut up, his forehead vein twitched, and his entire face got red before noticing a cute twinkle in your eyes

“Stop looking at me like that and I’ll help you!”

“:D Really?”

“AHH GET OUT OF MY FACE!”

Then during lunch you had your hands smushed on your cheeks listening to Kaminari tell some aloof story about how he dreamed he could wield his electricity with a sword

One look at you and Bakugou hated the way you were paying attention to dunce face

“STOP STARING AT DUNCE FACE LIKE YOU LIKE HIM!”

You were very confused and tensed up

“Ansisnnsnsnsnsnsnsnnsnsn WHAT?!?”

“YOU HEARD ME!”

“I DONT LIKE KAMINARI! BESIDES WHAT’S IT TO YOU BLASTY!?!”

“BLASTY?!?! YOU REALLY WANNA...“

oh god he was beginning to rant

you had to use the sacred move to shut him up

you had to

“SHUT UP OR ILL KISS YOU!”

Oh boy this was going to be a ride

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soundscapesystem · 3 years

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note to logan/dave/batti/whoever else may be fronting often right now:

(idk why anyone outside the system might read this but ur welcome if u rlly want? but i have to post it publically so they know im being serious and stop fucking around w it so please read on w caution. tw: disordered esting, long post, probably hard to read)

i have left notes in our daily planner, i have left notes on our phone, i have left notes in one of the last books we were reading, i have left notes in our recipe book in the kitchen, i have left notes in our lunch box, i have left them in our system discord and in ur drafts on ur main blogs and if writing it somewhere public doesnt fucking work i will write this on ur main blogs and post it publically there too but at least this blog is somewhat more private so be thankful i went here first.

i am really fucking trying with our eating. i am trying so goddamned hard and u fucks screw me up every single goddamned time. is it so hard to just listen to me? to just let me control this one single tiny aspect of our lives? let me make our lunch snd then actually choose what we eat of it. let me decide when and what and how much we have for lunch. i am TRYING not to restrict. i am not even counting calories. i write down how much is in our lunches but i dont count dinner or any small snacks. i let you have things on the weekends i notmally do not allow (bread based things mostly) and i have tried so hard to make lunches that would make u both happy too! i learned how to bake with keto flour substutes even tho its expensive so we can still have a nice treat after lunch! i always make sure to pack protein even tho i prefer a vegetarian meal i know you guys like meat so i make it for you and i try to make healthier versions of things i already know you like! i have pushed a single exercise regimen. i have suggested we take a light walk the majority of days out of the week since we have a very sedentary job but ive never enforced it. logan loves ice cream and i found healthier alternatives for them and always keep it stocked! im trying so, so hard right now to find a middle ground with you guys and i feel so ignored and pushed around.

be pissed at me purging again if u want i really dont care at this point because the one and only thing i asked you guys not to do was to get fast food or chips. those are the only things i outlawed completely and thats really generous. ive even made many exceptions to these like when ur boyfriend comes over and i let u have fast food then because i know were up and moving around all day and typicall only eat once all day anyway. i let you get full calorie full sugar super caloric dense coffees and never say a word.

all i ask is you not get fast food. it makes me feel disgusting. not just the weight gain fear and not just the amount but the food triggers me out so none of u are around to feel the effects of eating a mostly fresh and raw diet 6/7 days a week and then getting a big greesy salty sugar burger and deep fried side and a milkshake and how sickening it feels. i am not just sick from our ED i am sick from the FOOD ITSELF cuz we are not used to eating this junk anymore! it hurts! im not even throwing up entirely from shame and disgust, its also because if i feel like if i dont do it myself its gonna come up anyway cuz of how naseous it makes me.

so i am fucking begging you so i dont have to try to make sense of this to our brand new therapist please, please, PLEASE stop getting fast food. PLEASE! i do not wanna get back into the habit of purging so u cannot go back to binging. i will make healthy versions of whatever food u want! just stop please okay?

thank u

-shelly

#shelly speaks

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nomorevanillabeanicecream · 4 years

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no more vanilla bean ice cream

they were out of vanilla bean ice cream, they had vanilla, french vanilla, sweet cream vanilla and cheesecake vanilla, but not vanilla bean, when did everyone all of a sudden get into vanilla bean, everyone was a pig they could not care less about the bean in the vanilla or not, but now apparently everyone was into vanilla bean ice cream because last week there was a full row of umpqua vanilla bean ice cream and now there was none

so I’m waiting in line at safeway with my subpar vanilla ice cream after I had gone on a much needed quarantine run right after spending two hours texting my friend and she was telling me about how google owns all the data in the world and not only has enough data to know me better than myself, but since they know everyone else’s data too, they know my friends data so they know me in context, the whole thing was very depressing so depressing i didnt even want to use a period in my writing anymore because what the fuck was the point of punctuation anyway in this world, i would still be nice and use commas, just to give my fingers a break and be able to get a thought in or so.

i guess i could also accommodate for paragraphs break at visually appropriate times, it didn't matter if it was contextually appropriate or not, i was going to drop a paragraph break because i know people like paragraphs, charles dickens and dostoevsky and jane austen and leo tolstoy never made paragraph breaks that's why no one ever read their books, people just say they read them to seem smart but they never really read them they just knew it was the right thing to say that they were literary geniuses because their books were so long, see people like to lie and say they know the work of a great author even though they only read a few quotes by them, but that was enough to say good and bad things about writers without ever knowing what the hell they did, few understand the theory of relativity but everyone calls einstein a genius.

the thing about quarantine was that at this point i had gotten used to seeing very few people in my life and i was enjoying it so whenever i had to go to the supermarket i had to see all these people and boy were they gross, maybe i would not have seen them as so gross if had gotten my vanilla bean ice cream but i had not so, they were gross, they were all getting so fat, and fat in like weird ways, not like fat on the sides like the michelin tire guy or a cute belly like the pillsbury dough boy or like that kinda funny superfat like homer simpson or peter griffin they were just gross fat, like it looked like they had just been eating garbage and watching netflix fat, like this one guy seemed like if you got a pillowcase filled it up with hot lard and then poked two pool cues on the bottom of it, this other lady looked like a minifridge emptied into a potato sack.

the asses were the worst part, it was kinda hot so everyone was wearing shorts and it was not appropriate when they wear shorts always have that like red line right under the shorts and it does not look that great, the oddest one was the skinny ass but with fat legs, i did not get that one, the person would have no ass mass at all but then the legs were super fat i did not understand what they were doing to get their bodies to look this way, a lot of people were also walking around with wedgies, a lot of people were also walking around in pajamas covered in animal hair and it was gross, its like you have nowhere to go, you are all complaining about not having the right to go out, so when you do go out why not maybe spruce things up, honour life, honour your fellow human, no, screw that we are all going to behave like the whole entire public sphere is a big ass pijama party,

the whole facemask thing, wait before, i start talking about the facemask thing, everytime i start a new paragraph, google is trying to force me into capitalizing the first letter, it doesn't even ask me if i want to capitalize it, it just goes ahead and does it, google is such an presumptuous douche sometimes, now when i write in gmail, it autocompletes all my sentences, great so we can all sound like robots, and it does it like automatically, so i ending having to erase the lame sentence it wrote, i mean i would have probably come up with something similar or exactly the same too, after all there are only so many ways to say goodbye, but id like to think it was my idea, these engineers had no savoir faire, just so you know, so now i hope that everytime you start to read a new paragraph you imagine me hitting the backspace button to delete their fascist capital letters, and its frustrating because im really trying to write as fast as i can, i bet you can tell

see it happened again, and its not that i just have to hit the delete, i have to get my mouse and put my cursor there so it like detects its not just on mistake i am trying to delete their smartass capital letter, so yeah to the facemask thing, the whole facemask thing was pretty dumb, i mean if the facemask was the windshield to the coronavirus i didnt get how casual people were being about, they would just pull it right down under their noise, oh great now you have all your coronavirus on your nostrils, what the hell, i didnt get it, im pretty sure noone in that safeway store had coronavirus, and it was coronavirus not covid19, what is it about us having to find dandy little names for things, it was the coronavirus and thats that, so yeah we were all carrying about these facemasks that if they were really protecting us from the coronavirus lingering in the air then we were being flagrantly irresponsible in our use, but deep down we all felt it wasnt, but we just had to wear one because it was the rule, but we all knew noone in the store had coronavirus

it may sound weird, but i think you know when someone has coronavirus, its like you can just tell, you know like other things you can just tell about a person, i remember i once went up to san francisco about a month ago, and i saw this guy on the muni line headed to the bayview that for sure had coronavirus, he wasnt coughing or anything, but i saw him and i knew he definitely had coronavirus, it wasnt because he was black or chinese or anything, this isnt like a hidden racist joke, i could just tell, i freaked out , and i havent gone up to the city since then, and then, lo and behold they announced that a muni driver got the corona and that the bayview district had the most corona cases in the cities, see sometimes you can just tell

im pretty sure that day i even had the corona on me, i mean i didnt get it, but im pretty sure it landed on my hand, but i washed it before i touched any of my mucous parts, but it was there with me, i dont think it was from the guy on the bus thought, i think it landed from this other guy, i went to a deli to buy water, bananas, coca cola and chocolate and this guy was kinda drunk and talking real loud and coming real close and i could feel the air get really moist when he passed by me and my hand was exposed and i know that at that moment some of it got on my hand, but i didnt panic, i knew i couldnt lose my cool, i had to just play it smooth, and wait till i could get to the studio and wash my hand and everything else, i was really thorough i walked the whole way back to the studio with my hand outstretched so it wouldnt touch my jacket or anything, i could feel it was there, it was for sure there, but i played it cool and washed it and nothing happen, but i was that close

and thats why you have to wash your hands because you could be that close too to having coronavirus, so see im not that crazy, that the reason they recommend us all to wash our hands, because at some point it could be that close to you, and if you don't wash your hand before your touch your eye, boom you got coronavirus, crazy to think that you too could have had coronavirus on you, and you could have, but now i think there isnt that much coronavirus on things anywhere, i think the coronavirus is like hiding or something, i think the coronavirus are like finding their niches and stuff, like if you ask me i think the coronavirus right now is probably somewhere where the sun dont shine, i bet it like flew to a a dirty dive bar that was totally shut down windows boarded and everything, but its there just chilling on the sticky counter, waiting to come back in the summer, i also think it might be at like some nasty to-go food place, like there is this wing place open till midnite around my house, i bet there is a little coronavirus there, but only a little bit, and its like one of the lazy ones, so i dont think it feels like jumping on anyone

at work i have to tell the staff how to wash their hands, i tell them they have to wash on top of their hand, palm of their hand, each finger, in between fingers, under the finger nails, and up to the elbow, but i mean if they have coronavirus, and their touching my food, i think its going to get on the to go box anyway, but its the rules so i play along, i even translated the rules, and told them to sign a paper, the paper also said that they had to wear a facemask, its not like they have multiple facemasks, i mean we are going to give them a few, but its up to them to wash it, one guy asked me if he could use the same one for a few days, i told him no, but i mean even if he washes his facemask before work and then lets say he puts it in his pocket, what if his jacket has corona but his facemask doesnt, itd be a real shame if his corona jacket infected his noncorona facemask, but i saw him and i dont think he had corona anyway

im repeating the same point and the rant is losing steam, so i gotta ramp it back up, or maybe no, maybe its not all just about ranting, maybe i should tell you some good things, like ill tell you about my run, the day was so nice, it was bright and sunny, and thats really all i gotta say, the point that i have more to say about right now is that i feel like im writing like that kid from catcher in the rye, that kid was a real case, i cant say i disliked the kid, but i wouldnt hang out with him, i mean in general i wouldnt be hanging out with high schoolers, but i might hang out with him after he grows up, i think we were all like that kid at some point, and the ones that arent, are soul dead and just go to work and drink craft beer and probably become those engineers without savoir faire that figure out the code to finish my email sentences

but i also feel that i am writing likes james joyce in ulysses, those are two books that i read from cover to cover ulysses and catcher in the rye, all it takes is a good fucked up guy to write something honest and you can get me to finish it, james joyce was all about stream of consciousness, crazy to think that ulysses is regularly named the best book of the century, and it wasnt even that bad of a century for books, it was a crazy book, and it was daring and new to just expose how he felt a person thought, and i mean it was pretty smart, because that is how we think, we jump around and we get nervous and self conscious and horny and we think in simple letters, and our memories associate things weirdly, i mean dante was the best writer of all the time, but i dont know anyone that thinks inside their brain in metered stanzas, if there was such a person, i dont know if id like to meet him, it would be a lot to handle good novels have taught me a lot, they've confused me too, but overall taught me things, see life is a grey thing, like there arent absolute values,

for us human beings, its easy to think of things as black and white, good and bad, yes or no, but thats not how it goes, there is a lot of grey area, and thats why i guess i liked ulysses, see the whole book is about this guy that is roaming around dublin, while he knows his wife is cheating on him, the last chapter is a stream of consciousness from his wifes mind, in which she just goes through her mind thinking about her past lovers and this guy she is cheating on her husband with, and ultimately she feels bad and when her husband climbs back into bed with her, shes like thinking oh there he is again, old leopold, but hes my leopold and she i guess kinda does admit to loving him, life hurts like that sometimes, a woman can still love you but cheat on you, a man can do it too, anyone can cheat on you, but still love you, anyone can hurt you and still love you, its a rough reality, remember i wrote an essay on this book, and the teacher said that i should save it and give it to the woman i marry it was so good, i didnt save it so i guess that wont ever happen, i cant even remember what i said, probably something about forgiveness and the abstract beauty of love, i was only twenty, i could have said anything

i wish i could remember what i wrote though, nowadays a lot of people are walking around with fear of intimacy issues, they are scared to open up to people, you know a lot of people are saying that they have intimacy issues, so i wanted to figure out more, i looked it up on wikipedia and it said there were four types of people, normal people that love themselves and can share intimacy with others, people that think themselves unworthy of intimacy but seek it, people that are scared of being intimate with others out of fear of rejection, and people that have self worth but think others are undeserving of intimacy, i think the whole thing probably comes from parental stuff, that's always the freudian way of looking at things, its kind of a shame because i think people really do like laying in bed and talking comfortably with someone after a wild fuck, when i wrote the essay i didnt have intimacy issues, but i might now, i dont know, and even if i did i dont know what type of of person i am, i guess sometimes people do say some stupid things, and stupid things out of a naked person are the worst kind of stupid things, whatever its wikipedia, anyone could have written, just like the original science study it supposedly based on,

ok this all getting too gooey and it lost its sharp vibe, i think that we were on a roll, when we were on the coronavirus landing places part, but then i get too serious and stuff, i do still want to talk about books i like, you know like thats one of the favorite things english teachers like to do, they like to analyze all the references that an authour made to other books, normally its the bible or the odyssey or some other greek or roman classic, like ulysses was modeled after the odyssey, i remember the teacher always talked about that, ive never read the odyssey or the iliad, ive heard they are great books, but i try not to say it myself, i do say that homer was a great poet though, but i never read his stuff, i mean ive read the first line, but i dont know the whole story or anything, i guess we are all hypocrites at some point or another, i do know however that ulysses was in one of dantes circles of hell, because he was advisor to deceit, the deceit of having that big horse full of soldiers go into to troy, so he ended up in hell, talking about hell that was another book they loved to reference, the bible, the bible doesnt see things grey, they see it black or white, this morning i woke up at four in the morning, and i couldnt get back to bed, so i pulled to a random spot and started reading proverbs, they make it seem so simple, this is good, that is is bad, i wish it were that simple, it used to be that simple like that when i was little kid, maybe it still is but, i just refuse to see it that way

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lonelyshrimp · 4 years

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What happened with your roomies if you don’t mind me asking...?

Yknow what I’m in a mood and they don’t know my tumblr (haha they think I’m a cisstraight girl lol) so let’s get into some shit. Imma put everything under a read more bc imma rant a bit and this is gonna get long.

TW: food, unsanitary (general things not being kept clean, typically bathroom and kitchen related), drug use, fighting, slurs

tl;dr if you dont feel like reading this beast:

They steal what food i dare leave out in the kitchen rather tan keep in my room

They slam doors excessively, fight, yell horrible things to each other, have friends over yelling at like 2 am (last night for example)

Leave the doors unlocked and open?? We cant even lock the front door anymore??? (Dw the doors to our rooms all have locks. If I’m in my room or out of the house, my door is locked)

Constantly throw around the r slur. Like. All the time. Including one person having called me it. Y i k e s

One person keeps smoking in the house even though i’ve asked numerous times (and even have a note on my door) asking people to please smoke outside, it gives me headaches. You are physically hurting me stop.

Don’t Clean Anything. The kitchen is a wreck. The toilets are constantly clogging, I Am In Hell.

For context: the house is a one story house divided into a main floor and finished basement. It’s a rooming house and the basement is largely seperate from upstairs. (They have a kitchen door that they keep closed and locked.) The stairs to the basement are split into two smaller flights, with a landing in between the floors. That’s where the side door is. The public spaces upstairs are the kitchen (connects to stairs), the hallway, and the two bathrooms (big main one, tiny water closet by the front door). The rest of the upstairs is split into five rooms. For comprehension sake, we’ll call my roommates: The Couple (M&F), A, T, and J.

Mmkay lets start with the least egregious and move our way up, shall we? Theft! Of anything and everything! No one can have anything out in the public areas if they actually care about it. It. Will. Get. Stolen. Now, I have a mini fridge and the second biggest room here, so I’m lucky in that 99% of my groceries, as well as all my other belongings, fit in my room. There’s just a wee problem: I don’t have a freezer. Not to fear, past naïve me thought, I’ll just clean out and use the locked freezer since I still have the keys for that fridge! (We have two fridges and food theft was a problem beforehand and so me and my friend who lived here cleaned out the second fridge to use as our own and kept it locked.) I decided to do this after I had bought myself some ice cream, wrote my name on the top, and put it in the main freezer. I go to have some ice cream later that week, I open the tub for the first time (as in I removed the seal holding the lid onto the tub) to find that someone eaten half the tub of ice cream while making it seem like it hadn’t been opened. I know it happened at home bc the spoon marks were clear as day and I have to walk 20 minutes back from the grocery store. That woulda melted by then (Also I would’ve noticed at the store that. The tub was hella lopsided??? And way too light???) So yea of course I’m ticked now, I spent 6 bucks on that bro like just ask or get ur own??? So I put it the other freezer, and for a while it’s fine. Next month I decide to treat myself to some frozen waffles and some chicken strips and come home to find that the hinges holding the locks onto the doors of the fridge were torn out of the fridge/freezer doors. Like. The screws were pried outta this metal door rendering the locks completely useless (to the point i wouldn’t even be able to put the hinges back on.) And the cherry on top?? My ice cream was gone!!! Hope u enjoyed it, asshole. So whatever. Fine. I put my food away and. a week later?? Im like “Man i could go for some waffles rn”. I bought 2 8 packs. One chocolate chip, one cinnamon (y’all i literally buy the cheapest ones Zehrs sells. 2,19$ a box y’all. not even eggos). Surprise surprise!! The entire box of choccy chip ones GONE. Mind u, i wrote my name on all of these boxes, as well as a very large “DO NOT EAT”. so i begrudgingly had a couple (note that, 2) cinnamon waffles and move on. A couple days later I go to have some more and. The waffles are completely gone. Out of a total of 16 waffles, ya boy got a solid 2. (It’s worth noting that there was a single waffle left, but at 0,27$ a waffle, I didn’t mind leaving the box on the table with a note basically reading “these are cheap af, buy ur own bitch”.) (I didn’t swear that much tho)

I’d add the bike to the list but i can’t confirm nor deny that one of my roommates stole my tires and seat off my bike (although M does work on bikes all the time so man idk.)

Next up: wow people here are l o u d. I’m talking slamming doors all the time, slamming things around, yelling, playing music wildly loud. It’s awful. Like. You can just. Close the door quietly? Stop slamming things around please? It’s awful because loud sudden noises make me panic and lemme tell ya, wakin up at eight am bc your a-hole roommate decided to slam the door eight times bc the front door is broken because someone took the border around the jamb off instead of fixing it so we can actually?? lock that door?? because it doesnt quite fit in the jamb and so the only wat to lock it was the chain lock and. someone took that too so thats fun :)))))). The side door isn’t that much better. We have a code lock and. No One Ever Locks It. Like. I’ll come outta room and?? It’s just open????? Close the door???????????

The worst, however, is the fucking fighting. The Couple love to argue all the time. and yell at each other and slam the doors or smashing shit and they yell pretty awful things to each other. Like. I’ve heard M call his gf some awful shit. It’s worse when they have people over too. The other day there were like. 14 cops in here bc of them at like 2 am. Cue me, 2 am, trying to watch a livestream and seeing like??? Six cop cars pull up????? Wh a t????? Not fun not good for my brain.

God and. What is with everyone and the r slur??? Like what?? there are so many words you can choose stop using that word. Like okay the other night someone?? took the dc adapter for the wireless modem and one of the dudes downstairs as well as the couple were looking to see if they had a compatible dc adapter and so i just decided to wait?? and i just spaced out a bit okay whatever i was lookin at the wall like i do and fuckin. the couple had a couple friends over and one of em was chillin between the kitchen and the hall and M yells out from his room “Hey don’t you feel weird with this creepy ass bitch standing next to you? Like what is she, m*ntally r*tarded?” like wow okay dude i’m literally not doing anything. Luckily his friends reaction was basically “?? She lives here?? She can stand there if she wants??” (wow referring to myself as she feels weird and wrong).

A big problem I have is I feel like theres a community in this house that I just don’t fit into? Part of it is I’m like. the only person here who doesn’t do drugs of any kind?? Like I have nothing against ppl who use drugs like whatever bro, but it feels super othering to me when i can’t relate to anyone here because of it. That and. Getting T in particular but really just anyone but A to respect me asking that if you’re going to smoke anything to do it outside because weed and to a lesser extent cigarette smoke trigger my sensory disorder and causes me pain and causes sensory overload and I still find myself asking people to smoke outside.Like I’ve never been unreasonable and said “no drugs in the house” or some bs. I’m just asking u to respect my disability thanks.And like?? I’ll get into this in a second but there were needles in the toilet?? Bro throw them out properly.

And now: Hell.

Can no one clean up after themselves?? Do your dishes. If theres food left on your plate, throw it out first, don’t dump it in the sink. Seriously the kitchen sink is fucked. The kitchen is gross. The microwave ugh ugh ugh no thanks. No one can clean everything. This is why all my cookware and dishes are in my room. That way I can make sure I 1) Still Own It and 2) Its clean and usable. I clean them as I go and just use my own shit.

Nothing compares to the bathrooms, though. It seems like every other day one of the toilets are clogged. Last week there were spoons in the sink?? Like at least 10 spoons. In the bathroom sink. The floor is dirty because no one owns a mop and?? there was one in the kitchen?? I haven’t seen it in like a month. And the worst of all. Okay, it’s really bad when every one up here is between like. 16 and 19 I think? And I had to put up a sign in the bathroom asking people to flush when you’re done??? And I still have to flush before I can use the washroom???? And it feels like every week or so. The toilet’s clogged. Oh! I forgot to mention that the water closet doesn’t even have a doorknob anymore. Someone took it. But wait, it gets worse. Seriously if extremely unsanitary things bother u, stop reading now.

Twice in the past month I’ve had to contact the landlord because the toilets were beyond clogged. The first time was bad but oh lord nothing compares to the second time (aka last week). The first time was your pretty standard toilet clogs and backs up and its very gross. I contacted the landlord and it was fixed the next day and it was fine. For. Two Days. Im serious. See. People here have a real issue it seems of “The person before me didn’t flush so neither will I”, leading to a toilet bowl full of like. a half a roll of toilet paper and waste. F u n. What that led to was the toilet clogging, people not doing anything about it, and continuing to use it. Eventually the toilet bowl was full, so trow a shopping bag over the lid to mark the toilet as “Out of order” and move on to the other one.Both toilets were completely unusable. I emailed the landlord and i don’t know if either they or one of the people living here contacted them, but the old landlord and old property manager were here the other day to clean them out and fix them?? and yea among all the standard waste you’d expect in a toilet, there were needles? Like buddy theres a trash can right there? I know u had the needle caps bc they were in there too. just... disgusting...

bro this is just what i can think of off the top of my head i know theres more but oh no this is so long now. just. this is a lot more detail than u wanted but i wanted to get this out of my brain??

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molusca · 4 years

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50 Questions You’ve Never Been Asked

tagged by @yuiaka ty!! <3

1. What is the color of your hairbrush?: black and red

2. Name a food you never eat?: onions. i fucking hate onions, dont put onions in my mouth unless u want me to throw up

3. Are you typically too warm or too cold?: too warm i guess

4. What were you doing 45 minutes ago?: finishing my coffee and getting ready to clean the cup the demons broke in my room in the middle of the night

5. What is your favorite candy bar?: shot (that one with peanuts or something)

6. Have you ever been to a professional sports event?: nope

7. What is the last thing you said out loud?: "after i finish the milk i will put the broken glass in the box, dont worry im not stupid” to my mom bc she though i was putting glass in the normal trash

8. What is your favorite ice cream?: that blue one that honestly idk what the fuck is that flavor but im a kingdom hearts fangirl sooo. blue icecream

9. What was the last thing you had to drink?: coffee with a bit of milk bc im a baby and cant drink pure coffee

10. Do you like your wallet?: yeah, its pink and hello kitty. cute

11. What was the last thing you ate?: french fries last night

12. Did you buy any new clothes last weekend?: nah

13. The last sporting event you watched?: does haikyuu count?

14. What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?: dont like popcorn

15. Who is the last person you sent a text message to?: my bf

16. Ever go camping?: nope

17. Do you take vitamins?: ive been taking vitamin d for a while

18. Do you go to church every Sunday?: i stopped going to church years ago

19. Do you have a tan?: when we arent in quarentine i usually have a bit of tan in my arms

20. Do you prefer Chinese food or pizza?: pizza!!!!!!

21. Do you drink your soda with a straw?: nope

22. What color socks do you usually wear?: i never use the same socks since the day in my last year of high school where i couldnt find the pair, so i went with a different sock in each foot and some friends noticed so i decided Well That’s My Thing Now. so when i wear socks (only when i have to get out of the house bc i hate using shoes), i wear a different one in each foot. i have some plain white ones (very very dirty) and a bunch of colored ones, so its always a mix of everything. i have some very fluffy and cute ones for winter, but winter lasts like a month here so i dont use it much lol

23. Do you ever drive above the speed limit?: i cant drive im bi

24. What terrifies you?: spiders, the things i hear in the middle of the night, someone breaking in the house (im very paranoid of this idk why)

25. Look to your left, what do you see?: my bed (a fucking mess), my calendar in the wall thats still on march, plastic weapons i like to play with, my small aquarium at the side of my bed

26. What chore do you hate?: all of them

27. What do you think of when you hear an Australian accent?: i dont think ive ever heard it? idk much about accents

28. What’s your favorite soda?: fanta orange

29. Do you go in a fast food place or just hit the drive-thrus?: go in the fast food, i dont have a car for drive thrus

30. Who’s the last person you talked to?: mom

31. Favorite cut of beef?: idk i just like beef

32. Last song you listened to?: love me or leave me - little mix

33. Last book you read?: i finished noite na taverna (no im not looking for the english title even if theres one) and now im reading one of conan doyle sherlock holmes stuff (too lazy to search the title too, in portuguese its vale do terror). if fanfic counts im reading tons of valdangelo lately

34. Favorite day of the week?: uhh saturday i guess

35. Can you say the alphabet backwards?: i cant even say it in normal order. no joke

36. How do you like your coffee?: with a bit of milk (something like 1/4 of milk i guess?) and three spoons of suger

37. Favorite pair of shoes?: none. i hate shoes

38. The time you normally go to sleep?: i get in bed at 9pm, when i sleep totally depends of the mood

39. The time you normally get up?: normally its 6am, but now that im not having classes i just woke up and turn off the alarm and get up when my parents leave the house to work (around 6:45am)

40. What do you prefer, sunrise or sunsets?: sunsets

41. How many blankets on your bed?: three but im only using two

42. Describe your kitchen plates: its brown

43. Do you have a favorite alcoholic beverage?: nope i hate alcohol

44. Do you play cards?: its very very rare and i dont remember the rules for anything

45. What color is your car?: i dont have a car

46. Can you change a tire?: is there a youtube tutorial for it? lol maybe if i tried

47. Your favorite province?: the fuck is a province

48. Favorite job you’ve ever had?: the only “job” i had is working in the fish lab i work and its nice and fun

49. How did you get your biggest scar?: self harm during the entire high school im not gonna elaborate on that

50. What did you do today that made someone else happy?: i woke up like an hour ago so nothing lol. usually nothing i do make other people happy anyway

im too lazy to tag but @ anyone who sees this, do it its fun

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beihonglin · 5 years

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anyway i met bei honglin and he’s an actual angel and we don’t deserve him: a recap

also this is more than 5k words so like ! prepare yourselves!

fhdjjd okay so in april honglin’s hyh brought up his birthday party in his gc and I was like :——) that’s when spring sem ends I could actually make it

fast forward through a lot of encouraging by summer miss @91percentchaoze (sobs I rly owe summer my life) and a lot of anxiety about flights and a lot of other stresses in between

and June 2nd I’m in shanghai with mirthe miss @honglinsmacaroni and meggi and summer ie three of the cutest people in the world!!!

when we get to banana there were already other fans there waiting at the event space and the hyh was giving out seat numbers and stuff

so meggi was 10, summer was 11, mirthe was 14 and I was 15

and we started giving out the slogans and stuff we printed until the staff chased us out so they could set up

and so we were chilling first in Starbucks w the other fans fhdjjfjf they’re rly so cute I was finally able to put faces to weibo handles & they finally realised they were talking to someone who’s actually shit at speaking Chinese lmao

then when it got to 2 o’clock we moved outside near the entrance of the event space (since the event space was supposed to be open to us at 2)

but they got the time wrong and we ended up only being able to go in at nearly 3

which isn’t important anyway bc !!! we saw tangram walking in !!!

okay so we saw this white blob coming out from the main banana building and walking towards one of the side buildings and we were like

whomst

and it wAS JINGZUO JSDKAHFKJDH

and summer or mirthe waved at him and he was like bitch wtf and squinted

like ??? who the heckity is waving at me but then eventually he connected the dots and was like o yah fans so he waved back fhdchdkhcjdjf

and he just walked on what a king ??????

summer was right I was surprisingly more chill than I thought I would be fhdjfjfjjf I thought I would cry but I didn’t

so we waited around a bit longer, got suntans and sunburns and slightly dehydrated

and then honglin walks out

my god y’all he’s a whole goddamn angel he’s not real I’m telling you he’s unreal

I KNOW I said the last time that yanjun is rly unphotogenic and all the photos don’t do him justice but leT ME TELL YOU

THE ENTIRE BANANA FAMILY IS LIKE THIS THEYRE UNREAL

THEYRE ALL BANANA PEELS IN HUMAN SUITS THEIR VISUALS ARE ??? NOT HUMAN

but yah at first I was like o he’s gonna go through the back exit to the event space he’s not gonna come this way

AND THEN HE CAME THIS WAY

fhdjfjfj i didn’t take a video but if I did u would probs hear me go “o shit he’s coming” fhdjfjfj

and mirthe was like I’M GONNA TELL HIM UR WEIBO HANDLE I’M GONNA TELL HIM YOU’RE ASTROFIREWORKS and I was like NO so then we had a little back and forth for a while tHAT HONGLIN SAW FBDJHFJF

I don’t rmb a lot of it bc I was mainly in shock that he was in front of me so I was mostly like :——) heckie!

but he went through the front entrance and the moment he made it inside I lost my shit fbdjfjjff

mirthe sent a picture of me just kneeling at the entrance contemplating my entire life to the group chat fhdjfhdj apparently I said that I wanted to go home fhdjfjfjjf

and then zhixie and jingzuo came out soBS

ZHIXIE IS SO BEAUTIFUL IRL U DONT UNDERSTAND HIS CHEEKBONES ARE INSANE

also he had black hair again and the cuTEST HAT ON and we promptly lost our shit

Jingzuo,,,,, in a plain white shirt and blue jeans and converse,,,, someone PLEASE stop him

but they went in and we cried

and waited outside bc ruotian and chaoze still hadn’t gone in but then someone came to tell us chaoze was off filming for his show so he wasn’t coming & somehow ruotian had alr made it into the building without us noticing so eventually we all went in

and the chairs were so comfortable o my god they swivelled and they were like super squishy I love chairs

and then the best two hours of my tgm stan life started :—(

my god the moment honglin stepped on stage my entire heart melted he rly looked so good sobs

you’re completely right I’m dedicating an entire portion to his visuals

his eyes :—-( are so sparkly my god

and when he smiles his eyesmile???? he gets those rly deep wrinkles around his eyes and they’re actually beautiful????? ;;;;

he Radiates joy like i know i say this so often but their debut song??? radiant??? written For him,,,

also when he smiles it’s so warm like you find yourself smiling along bc he rly and genuinely means it and is happy and your heart just warms up bc he’s happy and i just

man i l*ve him

okay so the first segment zhixie was like “what do y’all love about beibei”

and everyone was yelling different things like “he’s so handsome” and “so talented” and “his vocals” and someone also yelled “he can eat a lot” and zhixie was like ??? bro whAt

also someone said “he spoils his fans a lot” and my god y’all it’s so so true but more in that at the very end of this recap

I couldn’t even say anything rip bc my entire brain was set in English and I was like ???? my god i wrote an entire post about the reasons I l*ve him but my mind is blankity blank

but then he was like well beibei’s great at pick up lines

so he did pick up lines based on scenarios zhixie gave fhdjfjfand most of them were old tsk

but he made up this rly cute one that went like 看花开不如看着你发呆 ‘people like looking at flowers bloom, but i’d rather look at you daydreaming’ and i UWUED SO HARD

and I didn’t realise this until meggi pointed it out after but when they put the scenarios on screen, they used a gender neutral “TA” instead of the gendered 她/他 ;;;;;

then they did this segment where honglin was supposed to go against three fans and do a tongue twister in the shortest time and in order of time they got to choose foods under cloches

honglin did so badly fhdjfjfj he got last place but idk if he did it on purpose so his fans could win

one fan got wasabi disguised as ice cream and zhixie was like EAT IT and honglin was like DONT

and he offered to eat the wasabi for her I’m sobbing he rly is so sweet

but zhixie was like NO SHE HAS TO EAT IT and everyone laughed bc he was so adamant fhdjfjfj i love zhixie with my entire soul

and thEN honglin goes okay y’all know how I posted that picture last night

(this picture)

my god I died when he posted it bc

1) I love that shirt what an expensive look

2) he was baking ;A;

and he made a half-baked cheesecake s o b s

he was like: “since i’m always posting vlogs and y’all always watch me eat I thought I’d make food for y’all this time” and I WEPT

and he was like oh give me a theme and i’ll decorate the cake around that theme

so they pulled out the box again and he picked random numbers

and they called out 4 and 15 and 27 to go on stage and I was like

wow I wonder who they are omg

and suddenly summer’s in my ear going MY GOD 15 IT’S YOU

me:

me: what

zhixie: STOP DREAMING IT’S YOU

me: WHAT

hdsflgkjhdfkhgjdsfgkhksfgkdjhdfgkjhsdgjh

and the entire time i was mouthing to mirf and meggi like I CAN’T SPEAK CHINESE I’M GOING TO GO UP AND FORGET THAT I’M BILINGUAL I’M GOING TO BE BYELINGUAL I’M

and they were mouthing back sPEAK ENGLISH and i was like oK

and then it was my turn and i was shaking so so so hard ????

like i’m so so so bad in front of crowds i’ve shaken my way through every marketing presentation ever bc i hATE public speaking and now i have to go up in front of two angels?????

mirf and meggi were like THAT’S ASTROFIREWORKS and i didn’t realise until i checked the group chat after that zhixie said yAY KJDHSKSJAHKJA

and summer was like SHE FLEW IN FROM NEW YORK kjdshfkahdgjfhagjd

and zhixie was like wait do u speak chinese

and i blANKED OUT I WAS LIKE YES BUT FAM NO

but he only took the yes and was like ok thaNK GOD I DONT HAVE TO TRANSLATE

inside i was like fAM WHO THE HECKITY DO U THINK TRANSLATES YOUR VIDEOS I CAN DO IT FOR U KASJDHFLSKJDHKH but outside i was just ah yes :—)

and zhixie and honglin said something about english but my mind was blank all i could do was stare at honglin like

y’all

i know i said he was unreal but

up close

he’s literally ??? a whole angel like ????????????? his eyes sparkle so much when he laughs my heart STOPPED

and when they asked me to step closer i was like

actually i can translate for u i’m-

and zhixie was like NO THERE’S NO NEED like akdsfhkjkjdshJKASDHK OK

then honglin asked what theme i wanted and i was likE FAM IDK I’VE BEEN BLANKING THE ENTIRE TIME STARING AT YOU

so i was like okay i know u rly like one piece so something maybe one piece related

and he was like fam that’s difficult sadjkfhalsKJSDHLKJASD

but the moment i opened my mouth

zhixie: ARE YOU SINGAPOREAN OR MALAYSIAN

me: uh i’m singapor-

honglin: uwu i can hear it

me: about to die

zhixie (in english): ur accent !

and god yall my entire heart burst into flames like

i’ve said it before here but i’ve spent quite a bit of time being ashamed of my accent bc when i first got to america nobody could understand my singaporean accent and everyone kept asking me to repeat myself and eventually i was like ok u know what it’s better if i just shut up and not talk

and so the reason why i’m so so so proud of zhangjing (and jj) is bc there finally is ?? some south east asian representation and there are even people complimenting his accent and calling it cute and it ?? finally felt like i shouldn’t be embarrassed about the way i speak??

zhixie: when i heard you i was like eh? it’s almost like i heard you zhangjing

and i

Cried

and then zhixie turned to meggi and mirthe and were like yall come from beijing?

like fam what

and meggi was like no we come from belgium

zhixie: malaysian? you?

about ten people correcting him: belgium

zhixie, again: malaysian?

kajsdhflasjdkhfkj

and then zhixie said some other words but yall i was

just watching honglin

his hands are so so so so beautiful like his fingers are rly nice and

his nose ??? work of art

also his hands looked so soft like :—(

he was just bent over the cake and he :—( rly truly a goddamn angel

summer took photos of me that i’m never releasing ever sakdfhaksjdhfds i look so COMPLETELY WHIPPED FOR HIM LIKE

and at one point he started plucking cherries and one stalk fell on the floor and i was like o no so i went forward to pick it up and he

looked up

and said ‘oh it’s okay’ and smiled and

my heart stopped i think i left my soul on stage

O SHIT OKAY AND THEN ZHIXIE WALKED OVER AND WAS LIKE

CAN I ASK WHAT YOU’RE THINKING U LOOK LIKE YOU’RE LOSING UR MIND

AND I WAS LIKE FAM U DONT UNDERSTAND I A M

and i was like ‘idk i’m just ?? very shookt’

and zhixie was like what??? shy????

me: 很惊讶 (very shocked)

zhixie: shy? ? ??

me, thinking: fam this is how i feel when i translate yall captionless vlogs

zhixie (in eng): is this ur first time seeing honglin?

me: my first time seeing you also !!!!!

zhixie, suddenly shy: ah okay thank u

UWU!!!

and then honglin was done and looked up and i might have died inside again

AND HE WALKED OVER AND I WAS LIKE FAM NO DONT IF YOU COME CLOSER I’M LITERALLY GOING TO DI E??????

and he was like ‘oh this is zoro’

the sane part of me: oh wait ur favourite character is zoro???

bc liTERALLY TWO DAYS BEFORE HE POSTED ABOUT SANJI AND SO MY SISTER AND I WERE LIKE OH HE PROBS LIKES SANJI

BUT HE

LIKES ZORO

(my sister, afterwards: wtf i feel lied to)

but he was so heckin close to me like fam my heart

stopped

honglin: i hope u like it uwu

me: heck !

honglin: take one bite!

me: HECKITYHECK

zhixie (in eng): i wanna see ur facial expression

aND THEN THEY WERE BOTH LOOKGIN AT ME LIKE FUCABJS,BCD

FUCINADJCNSAKJDKJ

honglin: is it okay? ;;

me: FUCIJNSKCSADJ YES TAKE MY HEART TAKE MY SOUL

and i finally FINALLY FUNIAJKNSSK FINALLY GOT OFF THE GODDAMN STAGE

zhixie: WHERE’S HER APPLAUSE

anD EITHER RUOTIAN OR JINGZUO UPSTAIRS STARTED CLAPPING AGAINST THEIR MIC LIKE ASDFAHKSDHFAKSJD SHUT UP

AND I WANTED TO DIE I WALKED ITNO A CARDBOARD CUTOUT RIGHT AFTER BC I WAS SO SHOOK

and honglin was like be careful! there’s a cardboard cutout right there! bc he’s a whoLE ANGEL

but also like GKASCKASHDHFAJDSHLFKJ PLS STOP LOOKIGN AT ME PLEAS E MY HEART IS WEAK I’M

my god

collapsed into summer’s arms right after thank god for summer !!!

okay then the next segment zhixie was like o yall know honglin’s position in the group is main vocal so next he can sing something for yall

honglin: actually i prepared an entire song for yall but music copyright means that i can’t sing it w a backing track

bc if he sings w a copyrighted backing track or if he sings more than half the song the livestream video would have to be taken down or something??

but it didn’t matter bc the moment he opened his mouth my entire heart STOPPED like

if he stabbed me in the stomach it would have hurt less his voice is so so sososos ososososososoosososo beautiful ????

and he sang without a backing track to like ????

i’m telling yall he’s a whole angel like he’s not real

and then honglin was like oh i also prepared another song but bc i now see there are overseas fans here i’m gonna sing an english song

and he sang when i was your man by bruno mars and when he hit the high note i think i ascended into the afterlife

about the 46 minute mark here i RLY AND TRULY RECOMMEND LISTENING TO IT SOBS HE SOUNDS LIKE THE PERFECT ANGEL HE IS

AND ZHIXIE HARMONISED AT THE BACK LIKE AHHHHH THAT’S MY BABE MAIN VOCAL TAGTEAM RIGHT THERE

and then zhixie asked if there was any other song we wanted and i was immediately like JJ!!

i’ve been ??? pleading for a jj cover forEVER ND HE

FINALLY PULLED THROUGH

honglin: i’m going to do Those Were The Days bc like the song says (那些你很冒险的梦我陪你去疯 - all those adventurous dreams, i’ll chase them with you), i’ve been chasing my dream and yall have been here with me every step of the way

and i think the moment he said it i DIED like ???? jj is one of my favourite singers and nearly all my faves have covered his songs at least once, astro included???

and everyone who knows me knows i love jj like nini miss @tanqram has literally made a tangram singing jj compilation that i watch religiously ??? and this is one of my fave jj songs?????

and the moment he opened his mouth like ???? i KNOW i said that i died the last two times he sang but

firstly he sounds so much like jj?????

and secondly everything was ???? perfect??????

like i judge jj covers hard bc i’ve listened to the originals so many times everything is ingrained and the moment something is off i cringe but

yall

honglin’s perfect honglin is Actually Perfect

ALSO HE SOUNDS SO MUCH LIKE JJ LIKE HE RLY WASN’T LYING IN HIS IP INTRODUCTION

and afterwards honglin was like lol jj said before that whenever he sings high notes he starts sweating and immediately jingzuo (???) was like TAKE OFF UR CLOTHES LKAJDHSFKASJDHFK

jingzuo chaotic good!!!

also i didn’t know until afterwards when the fantakens were out but ruotian was eating chicken wings and slurping noodles the whole time upstairs aksjdflhaksdjfhaksj why is didi line chaos

and then zhixie was like yall know what other things beibei is good at?

like fam he’s good at everything we rly can’t

also someone in the back was like he’S GREAT AT DOING THE SPLITS and honglin’S FACE AJSDFHKSJDHF

but it was languages and so zhixie was like we’re gonna make him say i love u in many different languages

and i could FEEL marta miss @honeyforzhixie going ????? isn’t that ur thing zhixie jsdgflasjdhf

and so they started discussing languages and zhixie was like o i know u can speak a little japanese bc i know u memorised the entire one piece theme song

and i SCREAMED INSIDE bc we literally juST TALKED ABOUT IT THAT MORNING WHEN WE VIDEO CALLED NINI nkfhakjsdhf we were like uwu we hope he sings a jj song but then we were like o lol what if he ended up singing the one piece theme song instead bc we bet he knew the whoLE THING AND HE DOES KNOW IT AJSDFHLAK

but then zhixie made honglin imitate maotong and say ‘i love u’ the way maotong would and my heart ached a little i miss my baby boy so much ??

but JINGZUO CHAOTIC GOOD JSDHLAKJ ‘could u imitate chaoze too’ jaskdlfhkjd

and so he did a couple different versions like Japanese (he and jingzuo screamed lines from one piece at each other ajdkhflksd) and korean (he took a line out of some korean drama?????)

and someone suggested french (was it mirf?????) and i lAUGHED rip his french vlog sorry honglin i swear i love u !!

and then they were like ok time to play his fan video

okay listen i have to preface this by saying that when i got the brief from the hyh she told me ‘it’s best if we make him cry!’ and i was like ok! sure!

turns out it made ME cry i stressed out over the video for two entire weeks sobs the moment my finals were over i locked myself into nyu’s computer lab until moving out day but still couldn’t finish it so i had to work on it on the plane ride home too sobs my roommate connie miss @ynajun saw the worst of it bc every time i came home from the lab i’d stress about it ???

but my god it was worth ??? everything ????

he ?????? cried??????

and like on one hand i’m happy that i managed to fulfil the brief but also i feel bad bc he cried but also mostly i laughed bc he’s such a sweet emotional bub

BUT ALSO BC HE CRIED MEGGI GOT TO OFFER HIM HER TISSUES!!!!!!!!

like we specially bought tissues before we left for banana bc we were like we’re gonna need them bc we’re gonna cry

BUT IT TURNS OUT HONGLIN NEEDED HTEM MORE AJSDKFHLASJDHFKAJ

zhixie: he cries every year during his birthday

zhixie: but also even when it’s not his birthday he cries he cried at my birthday too

and afterwards in chaoze’s birthday post he called honglin a crybaby too UWUWUWUWU

tangent but on his birthday when he came into the group chat he thanked us again for the video and i Died

okay this next part is purely speculation bc i honestly might just be overinflating myself and he might have done this purely coincidentally but when he thanked us for his video he looked at me and i ?????

when the video was playing nini and marta were yelling in the gc that they knew the video was done by me bc i overuse cc particle world on after effects jasdhlfksjdh but in that moment i briefly entertained the thought that he was familiar enough with my edits to know that the only idiot who keeps using cc particle world was me ??

but also as i said purely speculation and probably coincidence so

anyway you can watch it here

and then they played the birthday video messages from fans and i think i died from embarrassment let’s Not talk about it

but also i only realised it after they pointed it out in the gc but apparently zhixie and honglin were both singing along to the jj backing track i added to my video ajsdfhlaksjd

my god another tangent but on his birthday when he came into the group chat we were talking about the videos we recorded

and hh (one of honglin’s og fans she’s a whole angel too I love her !!!!) was like my gOD i rly am so unphotogenic (when she filmed her video she put a ‘FAT’ over her face sobs but like mood) and i was like yah same lol i had to record myself like ten times in times square bc i looked so bad in all the takes

and honglin was like HH WHY DID U CENSOR UR FACE UR CLEARLY SO CUTE and we collectively died for her uwu !!!!

then honglin rePLIED ME SAYING ‘OH BUT TIMES SQUARE HAS SUCH A GOOD VIBE’ and i died for the nth time ??? and then he followed up by saying ‘i rly want to go to times square i’ve gone to america a lot of times when i was younger but i’ve only ever been to the west coast’ jksadhlfkjshekj pls come i’ll bring u around east coast best coast

but back to the point he was like ‘i’ve said it before during ip (and he did!!! during the fanfan episode where he was talking to the rubbish bin he rly has said it before!!!!) but i rly try my best to remember every single person’s face and all my fan’s weibo IDs’ and my heART MELTED HE

and then it was his ending ment!!

he said something that rly threw my heart off a cliff he said that he’s so grateful for the hyh and fans for listening to him and donating to charities in his name instead of buying him extravagant gifts bc when he makes it big, if he makes it big, the thing he wants to do the most is to donate to children who come from a less privileged family background bc he knows what it’s like coming from a single parent family and ;n;

then they showed wishes from other idols!!!!!

there was wang ziyi, zhou rui, the twins my ip hEART

LISTEN I ??? when zuo qibo showed up my SWIN HEART EXPLODED I ??? MISS ??? MY SWIN ANGELS ????

AND THEN RUIBIN SHOWED UP IN ALL HIS UNKEMPT AND UNSHAVEN AND RAMBLING GLORY AND MY PRINCERUIBIN HEART WEPT I THINK I HELD SUMMER’S ARM SO HARD SHE GOT BRUISES AJKSDHFKSJD I’M SO SORRY SUMMER I LOVE U

and then cHAOZE APPEARED !!!! and everyone immediately melted he’s the softest leader alive i love my baby!!

and honglin was about to say something but ruOTIAN

ruotian showed up w a cake w sparklers???????? like fam???????

and eventually we had to say goodbye :—(

but honglin was like o i rly and truly thought that there would be lesser people at this birthday than there was last year and my heart ??? broke ????

bc the room they were in last year alr was so small and there were rly little roses but he ??? genuinely thought he had so little fans that he wouldn’t even fill up the room ;;;;;;;; bc there rly are v little active roses both on weibo like there are less than ten of us who actively post in his chaohua and at tgm events like they’re mostly lrt/jjz fans and there’s usually only one rose ;;;;

but listen honglin our entire gc would die for you we will never stop loving u until every last one of us is found dead in a ditch

and then we’ll love u into the next life

also after he said goodbye he was like sike!

he kept singing behind the cardboard cutouts and peeking around them to say hi again

at some point I poked my head over and went PLS COME TO NEW YORK and he said something back that I alas couldn’t hear rip

and then he started singing along to jj again sobs

but eventually at some point they left via the back door and I was like GOTTA GO THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT I’VE BEEN TRAINING FOR sobs going to the airport for yanjun and wenjun and jeffrey and ziyi and kunkun rly was to prepare me for one thing and one thing only and it was to practise getting good non-shaky fantakens without dying???

jingzuo rly truly looked AMAZING he rly rocks the white tee blue jeans and converse look jingzuo stans stay winning!!!

and honglin ;;;;;;; was holding my banner ;;;;;;;;

and he looked directly into my camera a couple times sobs and he shot hearts too I rly ???? Editing the photos made me cry so many times fbdjhfjf every time I got to those photos I lose my mind

ALSO ONLY AFTER EDITING THE PHOTOS I REALISED RUOTIAN WAS JUDGING ME SO HARD GHDJFJ my eyes were glued to honglin the entire time but looking at the photos again ruotian looked so unamused fhcjfhfbfhbf

speaking of ruotian my gOD editing photos with him in it is a nightmare y’all he’s either blinking or looks like he’s about to sneeze in nearly every picture fhdjfjfj summer and I generally make it a rule not to blur other members’ faces out of our fantakens but ruOTIAN RLY TESTING ME

but we made it to the banana lobby and I didn’t want to follow them and their fansites in so I stopped walking and honglin turned back to wave at me ;;;;;;;;;;;;;; and i think i died again

and so I went back to the event space where summer and mirthe and meggi were waiting and sat down and blanked out sobs

but it diDNT END THERE FHDJFJJF FOR SOME REASON HONGLIN DECIDED TO WALK OUT AGAIN A BIT AFTER

so mirthe and I were like omg gotta blAST so we speedwalked over

and he :—-( saw and shot signs at my camera again fhdjfjfjjf I ???

and then it was Actually Over god I was a shell of a person after that

still am tbh I’m not sure how I survived sorting through our 2000+ fantakens fhdjfjfj

but I’m so spoiled y’all I’m really truly so spoiled by him :—(

like I said earlier he rly spoils his fans so much????

that night he posted on Instagram and immediately summer and meggi and mirthe and I commented and he replied all four of us ;n;

earlier on in spring semester there was a third party event that Tangram was invited to but the organiser was a MESS and tgm wasn’t treated very well??? but honglin was worried that the fans who travelled to the event and didn’t get to see them were upset so he came into the group chat to console them ;;;;;

and I was talking to another fan and she said that even during other events he kept turning around to wave at the fans and acknowledge them and it’s ;;;;;; as someone who has ?? waited in the rain / stood for hours waiting for idols something as simple as a nod or a smile rly warms u up and makes the wind and cold worth it ;;;; and he makes sure to do it all the time ;;;;;;;;;

on his birthday !! his birthday !! when he was in Taiwan and should be resting and enjoying time w his mum and not thinking about us !!!! he still came into the group chat for an hour and talked to us ;;;;;;

and he named all his sort of more well known fans’ IDs, even the ones who weren’t online and sending messages at the time ;;;;; like he rly wasn’t lying when he said he remembers us ;;;;

also fhdjfjfjjf god I’m so spoiled he replied me so many times ?? like there was the times sq thing and the east coast thing ???

and when he said he was training for the next archery competition I was like “o are u shooting recurve or compound this time?” and he was like “o idk if I shot recurve or compound but it’s the one I shot the last time” and I fhdjfjfjfhfb

tangential but 1) my god y’all his form is beautiful my archery heart: exploded

2) his rhotics are so beautiful too my phonology heart: also exploded

also when he was about to leave the gc I was like “huh but u just got here, why are you leaving?” and he sent another voice message “astrofireworks, why are you becoming shameless too, when did I just get here, I’ve clearly been here for a long time already” fhdjfjdjfn fhdjjd

also my GOD He was reading some IDs and summer and lyla were like what about @astrofireworks and I was like fchjfbhjdf y’all it’s ok he’s alr said it in another voice message two months ago in the gc I’m alr so spoiled I ???? rly shouldn’t ask anything else of him or he’s going to hate me

but then he

sent

a whole

nine second message

“hey astrofireworks, I hope one day I can go to New York and maybe... I’ll meet you there, okay?”

and I ??,?? Sobbed

ndjdbfjvcchhxhdhfh

and then Connie went to send him off at the airport in Taiwan the next day and ?????

I’m not gonna say much because it’s rly conno’s story to tell and I’m not sure how much I’m allowed to say outside the gc but he rly spoils his fans so so so so much ????

anyway bei honglin rly and truly is the sweetest boy on earth we rly don’t deserve him ;;;;; this first week of June truly has been the best week of my cpop stan life and i ????? love mister bei honglin with my entire heart and soul ;;;;;;;;;;;;

#bei honglin #honglin #tangram #贝汯璘 #banana #my god i hope this posts it's so long

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nightcoremoon · 2 years

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when I graduated high school and got a job and discovered the adulthood freedom that is “oh my god I can buy fast food literally whenever I want” but had not yet discovered the adulthood consequences that are “oh my god if I eat any fast food my intestines will literally explode”, I went to taco bell 4 times a week. every week.

grillers (beef nacho, chipotle chicken, and loaded baked potato), mini quesadillas, fritos, beefy potato, black bean, pizza, doritos, meximelt, CARAMEL APPLE EMPANADA T.T but it’s fine, it’s fine, they’re realizing it was a completely fucking stupid idea to cut their menu in half when literally everybody was ordering 10,000% more fast food and are now bringing back more than just the skeletal remains of something that can’t even try to pretend to be mexican inspired anymore. anyway.

I ate across the entire menu. they even recognized me. and then I moved to a different job… that had another Taco Bell right nearby. and then I moved to another different job that had 2. and then I moved to ANOTHER different job literally right next to the first one and went back to my old friends. and then covid happened and I haven’t been there since. but guess what, there’s a Taco Bell on the way home from my current job. now, for this year’s New Years resolution I decided enough is enough I am eating too much fast food, too much grease and fat and cholesterol and sodium and sugar, and I need to cut it down. this was January. and until this month I was so so successful. I went to Taco Bell in January (which was nothing special since I’d gone several times the winter before), Burger King in February, McDonald’s in march (shamrock shake obviously) and Wendy’s the moment April rolled around. I was set. then I watched critikal’s fast food tier list. they talked about raising cane’s and there’s one right across from my job so I went there (it was okay- the chicken was alright, the fries were alright, the bread was alright, the lemonade was alright, but the sauce was phenomenal… but I prefer DQ gravy and the chicken and the fries and the bread and the drinks and also they have ice cream so fuck you raising cane’s). and then I ordered jets pizza. so I broke the chain. oh well. I did 3 months, next year I’ll do 4 months. reasonable goal setting! so that’s what brought me to Taco Bell today.

I love my standard order (because they only have like a dozen things left anymore and half of them taste bad) which is a chicken quesadilla w/ a baja blast, 2 chipotle chicken melts, 2 spicy potato soft tacos, and one extra item (usually a cheesy gordita crunch, dorito taco, beefy 5 layer, or a chalupa, sometimes I’ll get the 2 chalupas instead of the quesadilla), and a box combo w/ a normie mountain dew (if the one with the chalupa the beefy 5 layer the dorito taco and the chips n cheese is there it’s literally perfect so I get the gordita) for leftovers (the “what are Taco Bell leftovers?” meme is fucking stupid, the beefy 5 layer is the best reheated food on the planet second only to lasagna) because that’s two meals worth of food at once and I don’t hate myself that bad. maybe I’ll get a cheesy fiesta potatoes if I’m feeling particularly spicy that day. I’d get a Cinnabon 4 pack but THEY DONT SELL THAT ANYMORE 😡 and I’m not getting two 2-packs because I’m not ordering two desserts. and I’d get a caramel apple empanada but… 😥😰😭

so yeah I know what you’re thinking. holy shit that’s a lot of food. and you’re absolutely right. that’s a ludicrous amount of food. and when I ate it once or twice a month it was immensely satisfying. BUT I still want to restrict my intake so I didn’t order that much. my plan was to just get the quesadilla combo, the melts, the potatoes, and just not get the box or the extra item. that was my plan. things did not go according to plan. nacho fries… are genuinely the most delicious french fry I have ever eaten. arby’s curly fries don’t count because that’s not fair, culver’s fries only win with ketchup, and rally’s fries don’t even count as edible. I haven’t tried hardee’s a&w’s popeye’s church’s innout’s whataburger’s jackinthebox’s (and chick fil a is a) evil and b) massively overrated) but from my experience the nacho seasoning elevates it beyond fry status (and I love Taco Bell’s shitty queso).

so I got the nacho fry box (comes with a beefy 5 layer… satisfactory). and I ate all of it. it wasn’t that much total.

that was 12 hours ago.

I wrote this entire post from the bathroom.

I feel like death.

TL;DR my body forgot how to digest Taco Bell. …---…

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rockettransman · 6 years

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some thoughts that are circlin in my brain at 2:30 am

i have so much broccoli in my fridge that i feel is going to waste. i found out i hate broccoli. i thought i liked it. i have a huge bag of kale in my fridge im trying to eat through before it goes bad. kale on its own is pretty gross. i need to get more food because i dont have any good wholesome options, but i have to wait till i get paid. i need to pay back sam for helping with the internet bill. i hate bills. i hate having to pay for things. living sucks. im so excited to get fucked up with alysa in a few weeks. we’re gonna get hella wasted. it’s gonna be awesome. i wish i didnt have so many fucking issues with eating and food. i hate myself. i just want to sleep. i want a bagel and cream cheese, but i need to find a vegan alternative to cream cheese. its not that i can’t eat animal products, its that i don’t eat animal products. we gotta be kind to the planet and the beautiful beings that inhabit it. it took me too long to realize it. im at 95 lbs currently. i haven’t even really been trying to restrict or slim down; i only transitioned to a plant based diet and incorporated more body weight exercises, HIIT weight and cardio workouts in between my running. it helps a lot. the fatigue i felt the first week of veganism has disappeared as my body got used to it. i like it a lot. I uuhhhh i fucking LOVE frosted mini wheats. I ate an entire box in two and a half days. i dont like myself. i want more stupid bad for me cereal. the more i eat processed junk in the past few weeks the more i want it. i’d like to be able to have pretzels and bread and ice cream in the house, but i can’t because i dont have any self control around it. i don’t ever. it sucks. i should buy some cherry tomatoes. and strawberries. but a carton of strawberries are $4.99. that’s fucking wild. mmm, toast and butter sounds good. i dont know whhy im craving stuff. i ate dinner like an hour ago. and i had carbs. am i hungry? i think i am?? idk!!!!!!! wanna die!!!!!!!!

#noah.txt #food #food mention #2:39 am

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mochibebi · 7 years

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dont read this you dirty fucks

here is 2.5k words of unedited, pure binu filth

feel free to unfriend me after this i honestly dont deserve it

its like 1.30am so if you read this with a clear mind and realise that im actually terrible at writing smut pretend im good

It had been a long, hard day.

Between performances, recordings, photoshoots, and interviews, the group of six had been across the entire city in only a few hours. Comforting words from their leader, along the lines of, ‘this is what comeback dreams are made of’ have enough mirth to ease the boys momentarily. However, those few seconds of inspiration die quickly, strangled by the many wires behind the scenes, and deafened by the ear-splitting shrieks of fans.

No matter the time of day (or night) the group returned home, they tried their hardest to gather some sort of dinner together and enjoy it amongst themselves. Tonight, in the very early morning, Jinwoo unlocks the door and the boys stumble into the dorm complex, warm boxes of take-out deep-fried food in hand. The two youngest boys look as if their eyelids are too heavy to hold open, as the hover through the dorm, preparing themselves for a few hours of sleep.

Jinwoo sluggishly sets the meal out on the coffee table, whilst Myungjun flicks the television on, skipping through monotone advertisement channels in the hopes of finding some late-night entertainment. Minhyuk and Sanha bicker over who gets to have a shower first, blocking each other from exiting the bedroom – but in the meantime, Dongmin just manages to get in before them.

Peeling off his clothes and flicking the shower on, Dongmin allows himself to duck under the chilly water. The cold water sends a shiver up his spine, making his body quake for a moment as it adjusts. As the water warms, he feels the tension in his muscles gathered up from the long day ease away. His skin prickles with the heat, scalp tingling as he runs the shower head through his hair.

Soon enough, there’s a knock at the door as someone else awaits their turn for the bathroom. Dongmin hurries to dry himself and change into a clean pair of pyjamas, and he opens the door, Bin stands in wait, towel and night clothes tucked into his arms. “Dinner’s waiting for you,” the younger boy smiles, nodding his head behind him, where muffled conversation echoes down the hall.

“You’re not going to eat any?” Dongmin asks, bewildered, as he steps aside to let Bin into the steam filled bathroom. Tendrils of foggy steam leak into the hallway as the door remains open.

Bin shakes his head, “No, I already had some. Go eat up, I’ll see you soon,” he mumbles, dropping a hand to Dongmin’s bare forearm and giving it a gentle pat. Dongmin nods as the door closes, and leaves to eat dinner.

Sanha is pressed into the creases of the couch, soft snores escaping him. The meal is warm and delicious, and the remaining members sit quietly and tune into the television, babbling about jewellery sales. Dongmin can’t focus, though – not because the food is so good, or because Sanha’s snores are getting increasingly louder and more annoying – but, because of Moon Bin.

Bin, only one year his junior, his boyfriend of a few months, now. Bin, who is currently showering. Bin, who is currently naked.

Shaking his head of his thoughts, Dongmin scolds himself. Bin is just washing up for bed, nothing more. He supposes he can’t help the thoughts – especially after it’s been so long since they did anything remotely more exhilarating than make out. After all, preparing for a comeback was exhausting and time consuming.

The boy feels arousal stir in his stomach at the memory of his previous time with Bin. The members had ducked out to get ice cream for a treat, and seeing an opportunity, Bin went down on Dongmin almost as soon as they heard the lock click shut. Dongmin remembers the brunet’s teeth nibbling at his thighs, his lips stretched around his arousal, and his tongue working magic between his legs.

Dongmin tries to supress these thoughts, grabbing another plateful of food, bouncing his leg anxiously. Jinwoo peers over at him for a moment, curiously – Dongmin tugs his t-shirt down a bit, in attempts to cover his growing length. He’s grateful for the loose pyjama pants he’s wearing, and not the tight jeans he’d been wearing when they arrived home, otherwise his cock would be strangled and strained by the denim.

The shower shuts off. Suddenly, all Dongmin’s senses tune into the happenings within the bathroom. He can just hear the sound of Bin humming along to a song, the tap running, the flick of his towel. The older boy imagines beads of water dotted over his collarbones and lining the muscular expanse of his back. He imagines the towel wrapped loosely around Bin’s waist, catching on the bones of his hips. He imagines Bin’s nimble fingers pulling it off and–.

The door opens. Dongmin jolts a little, in surprise, hurrying to normalise his behaviour. He scoops another bite of food into his mouth, as Bin appears from the hall. Unfortunately, for Dongmin, dressed. He has a lazy smile on his thin lips, crooked between his cheeks. Bin’s damp hair clumps together in thin strands and drips onto his old t-shirt. He smiles at the older boy, their gaze catching for a moment, before he ducks into their bedroom.

He can’t tear his eyes away from that closed bedroom door. Bin was just behind it, so close. If Dongmin wanted, he could just ask, and if Bin agreed, he could get what he wanted. Glancing down at the rest of the group, Dongmin notices Myungjun asleep now, head tipped back against the edge of the couch seat. Hurrying, Dongmin stands and washes his plate, before scurrying over to their bedroom and quietly knocking on the door.

“Come in,” Bin murmurs, and Dongmin pushes the door open.

Bin sits on the lower bunk, scrolling through his phone – innocent. He lifts his head when Dongmin shuts the door behind him, cheesy smile tugging at the corners of his lips. God, Dongmin think to himself, I really want to kiss him. He hovers by the door, not saying anything, just watching. Watching the rise and fall of Bin’s back as he breathed, eyeing the curves of his sides.

“What’s up?” Bin asks, putting his phone down.

Dongmin bites his lip, swaying on the spot. “I miss you.”

“You miss me?” the brunet teases, leaning back on his hands, displaying a sliver of his tight and muscular stomach. Dongmin lets his eyes drift down for a moment, before hurrying back up to Bin’s face. Not now. “We see each other almost twenty-four-seven, and you miss me?”

The older boy sighs, shoulders drooping. “You know what I mean, Binnie,” he whines. “We don’t exactly get to act like a couple for all of those hours, do we?”

Bin nods, stretching out a hand for Dongmin to grab. “I know, I know. Come here; we can act like a couple now.” When Dongmin’s hand falls in his, he tugs on it gently, pulling the older boy into the lower bunk. Dongmin drops to sit in Bin’s lap, and the brunet shuffles him to lay down on the side against the wall. Leaning over him, Bin presses kisses to Dongmin’s forehead, nose, and cheeks, until finally his lips.

They kiss for a long while, lips wet and lightly swollen as they part. Dongmin’s hands found their way into Bin’s hair, winding around short brown strands. Bin had shifted his position, now hovering over Dongmin, hands pressing into his hips. As they part and take a moment to catch their breath, he relaxes a top Dongmin. His hips wriggle a moment, hesitantly, before he sits up again.

“Are you hard?” Bin asks, eyes wide. Dongmin throws his hands over his face, feeling his skin boil with embarrassment. Bin chuckles, “You are, aren’t you?!” he pushes his hips down, creating friction that Dongmin had waited a long time for. Clutching his bottom lip between his teeth, Dongmin supresses a long, heavy moan, squeezing his eyes shut. Moon Bin has the audacity to giggle, and roll his hips again.

“Ahh-Bin. I-In fairness,” Dongmin starts, pushing his boyfriend’s lips away from his cheeks, “I was already hard before I even came into the room. It’s been forever since we had sex,” he murmurs, a small whine managing to escape between his lips.

Bin hums, perhaps in agreement, as he dips his head to press kisses to the older boy’s neck. “I suppose it has been a while, huh?” He teases, teeth claiming a small spot of Dongmin’s neck, where it met his collarbones – a spot hidden by clothes and hidden from the rest of the world. One of his hands trails down Dongmin’s chest, long fingers tugging at the hem of his shirt. Dongmin sits up a little, letting the boy tug it over his head.

“No fair,” he murmurs, grabbing at Bin’s shirt. “I wanna see you, too.” The brunet complies, sitting up in his place, straddled over Dongmin’s thighs. Dongmin throughs the shirt aside, their two articles of clothing pooled on the floor.

The younger boy’s hand lowers back onto Dongmin’s chest, fingers flicking over the dark buds of his nipples, before tracing in between the faint divots of his abs. His finger twirls around the thin cluster of hair at the base of Dongmin’s stomach, poking out from his pyjama pants. “Can I?” he whispers, pressing a kiss to the space beneath Dongmin’s ear.

Frantically nodding, Dongmin clutches onto his wrist and leads Bin’s hand beneath his pants. Long fingers cup his erection, rubbing the material of his boxers against the sensitive skin. “God,” Bin hums, giving the unexposed dick a long, slow stroke. “You make me crazy.”

The older boy whines, arching into his touch, arms sweeping over the expanse of Bin’s back, short nails digging into his skin. “Mmm…” He hums, “…More.” His plea doesn’t go unheard – it had been too long. Bin felt his stomach coil with heat, dick hardening in his shorts. Tucking his hand beneath Dongmin’s boxers, he pushes the material down, and Dongmin’s member springs free.

Dongmin shivers, the cold air hitting his swollen cock, Bin’s fingers wrapped around it, slowly stroking up and down his length. Beads of precum pearl at the head of his dick, only to be wiped away by Bin’s thumb, using his arousal as lubricant. Stroking a little faster, Bin uses his other hand to retrieve his own hard-on, pushing it against Dongmin’s and creating a deliciously addicting friction.

Hissing at the feeling of their most sensitive areas meeting, Bin stretches his hand around the two shafts, stroking them together. Both so caught up in the feeling of being connected like so again, they almost miss Jinwoo calling for them.

On the opposite side of the door, he asks, “Dongmin? Bin?”

The eldest of the two curses, shifting to pull away from Bin’s touch and answer the door, but Bin holds him down. “Answer him,” he whispers, taking a hold of Dongmin’s erection, stroking once. Dongmin glares at him with wide eyes, about to pull away again, when Bin raises an eyebrow and gently squeezes his cock. Pleasure jolts through his groin, a torturous kind of pleasure that burns. “Answer him, go on,” Bin presses, piercing eyes blown dark with lust.

“Y-Yeah, Jinwoo?” the dark-haired boy asks, trying to collect whatever sobriety he had left within him.

“You going to bed?” Jinwoo continues, oblivious to the happenings on this side of the door.

Bin gently squeezes Dongmin’s swollen cock again, nodding encouragingly. “Abou~ut too!” He calls, before whispering, “Oh, fuck,” the pleasure curling his toes. His fingers clutch onto Bin’s sides, making the younger boy laugh. “Why?”

“Just making sure you get as much rest as possible,” Jinwoo replies. The gesture was incredibly thoughtful, but Dongmin wasn’t exactly in the headspace to be coddled over. “Good night, Dongmin!”

Dongmin gulps, as Bin squeezes at his pulsing cock once again, this time dipping his tongue into his slit. He can’t quite form the words to respond, at first, pleasure overtaking his brain. “Nnnnight,” he finally calls, and hears the soft padding of Jinwoo’s feet lead away.

As Jinwoo’s door audibly clicks shut, Bin giggles gleefully, releasing his torturous clutch on Dongmin’s swollen penis. The older boy whines, throwing his head into his pillow, hiding his red face. “How was that?” Bin giggles, bending down to lick at Dongmin’s nipples, tongue wrapping around the dark buds adorning his chest.

“It felt so good, but God, do I hate you so much,” he whines, fingers threading through Bin’s hair and gently guiding his head along his own chest.

“Hmm, I hate you, too,” Bin hums against his ribcage, jokingly. He pulls his body lower, and lower, until his lips finally reach Dongmin’s cock again. It’s swollen and engorged, red and twitching in his grasp. Bin flattens his tongue and swipes a long, wet stripe, making Dongmin cry out. Snatching his t-shirt from the floor, Bin shoves it into Dongmin’s mouth, “Don’t want to wake everyone up, now, do we?” He asks, dipping the head of Dongmin’s member into his silky, warm heat.

Dongmin shrieks, muffled heavily by the material stuffed between his teeth. He winds his fingers through Bin’s hair, tugging on it harshly, pulling a moan from the younger boy. The vibrations send shock waves of incredible pleasure shooting through Dongmin’s body, like fireworks within his stomach.

Bin’s fingers strive to pull Dongmin’s pants further down his thighs, as he takes as much as he can of the older boy’s length, letting his throat swell around the girth of it. Dongmin is thrashing in ecstasy, and Bin has to press his elbow into his hip to hold him down, to stop his from fucking into his throat without warning. His other hand reaches down between his legs, clutching onto his hanging cock, stroking it with speed.

Dongmin dared to open his eyes, peering down the bed at his boyfriend. His lips wrapped around his cock, a string of spit connecting them as Bin pulls off momentarily for air, a distant and dazed look in his stare. Bin’s back arched up so the delightful curve of his ass dances in the air, his hand reaching between his legs as he tries to reach his climax.

Dongmin feels the tidal waves forming in his groin, the pleasure so intense it burned. He tugs even harder on Bin’s hair, trying to alert him that he was close. After all, the t-shirt stuffed between his teeth and forcing his mouth open won’t let him declare it vocally. He screeches into the material, desperately bucking his hips into Bin’s mouth, searching for his orgasm.

Screeching one last time, the yell fizzles into a moan as thick strings of cum ooze from his red cock. Bin manages to swallow most of it, swiping his hand over his chin at what missed his mouth, licking it off his palm. The shaking hand between his legs speeds up even more, become a blur in the middle of his thighs. His back arches, eyes lolling back, and he releases a long, deep moan, as his orgasm spills over the bed sheets and into his hand.

Bin can hardly pull his body toward the top of the bed, without Dongmin’s help, orgasm so intense. Dongmin pulls their pants back over their soft and sensitive members, pulling Bin’s fatigued and rag-doll-like body into his arms. “I love you,” he whispers, into Bin’s sweaty hair.

“I love you, too.”

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airoasis · 5 years

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Im Lucie Fink and this week is 5 Days of dwelling Plastic Free. Hey every body, and welcome again to check out residing with Lucie. We’re back with new episodes this year, and weren’t gonna have videos a week this yr, however we do have an whole new season coming at you, so keep tuned. Im above all excited for this subject due to the fact its something that i myself had been diving into in my view over the final few months, and that is dwelling plastic free. If youre an avid are attempting dwelling with Lucie viewer, you might don’t forget that years back I did five days of no trash. I didnt produce any waste for 5 entire days and this subject of residing plastic free is kinda equivalent, but the essential change is that this time i am specializing in plastic.So why plastic, you would ask. Good, in keeping with a Refinery29 article, plastic takes at least four hundred and fifty years to break down, and a few doesnt ever spoil down. Ever. With the aid of the 12 months 2050, its estimated that there might be extra plastic within the sea than fish. In contrast to what I discovered from Spongebob back in the day, the smallest creature within the sea, Plankton, shouldn’t be absolutely all for consuming Krabby Patties everyday. However plankton are genuinely consuming the small particles that drift by means of the ocean. And in todays world, those small particles comprise microplastics. In actual fact, ground down plastics or small bits of plastics from matters like the microbeads in face wash. So the plankton devour the microplastics, then the better fish devour the plankton, and sometimes larger fish additionally consume better pieces of plastic, after which we as humans devour the larger fish.So the plastic that had been utilizing is slowly making its method back up the food chain, to us. Earlier than diving into this episode, I knew simply the girl I had to visit, Lauren Singer. Shes the zero waste guru who I featured in 5 Days of No Trash. Three years worth of trash, right inside of this jar. So on Sunday, I went to her bundle Free save in Brooklyn, and she or he helped to guide my five day venture. What Ive learned through this approach of casting off plastic from my existence is that I used to be making use of some distance more products than I truely wanted.Society form of tells us that we’d like 4 hundred things to appear and suppose our great, and what I realized is that thats no longer proper. I will have one bar of cleaning soap that i use for shampoo and my physique, i can have one face product. I can be more with much less. On Monday, we are going to focus on the kitchen and seem for objects that we can to find multi-use, non-plastic possible choices for. The kitchen is the discipline of my home where I in the beginning assumed that I used the most plastic. I sincerely had already made many of those swap outs months ago. However on Monday, I went through my entire kitchen to make sure that I was overhauling the whole lot. So pause the video, get out a pen and paper and write these swap outs down.Number one, cut out all plastic wrap and dangle wrap, and replace it with reusable beeswax wrap. The one that i exploit is washable, reusable, and compostable. Two, not ever use a plastic straw again. For those who love ingesting from straws, replace them with stainless steel straws. That is now how I drink. If you want to use a compostable paper straw, thats better, however just make sure youre no longer utilizing any plastic straws on the grounds that these are rather dangerous to marine lifestyles.Number three, stop buying paper towels that come wrapped with plastic or are themselves filled with chemical substances and rather use reusable rags or cloths to your kitchen. And number four, cut out all plastic meals storage containers and as an alternative use glass or stainless steel containers. If you want some recommendations of different kitchen swap outs, which you could change ice dice trays or popsicle molds with stainless-steel or silicone trays. That you could pick to make use of a glass blender as opposed to a plastic one. That you could making an at dwelling composting bin in your freezer so that they can lessen your want for plastic rubbish luggage. And one more factor you are able to do is eliminate your utilization of plastic cups, plastic plates, or any napkins that come wrapped in plastic. Many of the gadgets that youve already visible and are going to look within the leisure of this video came from package deal Free keep, and the first-rate information is they present international shipping, so for everybody out there that wishes to buy these items, Im gonna put a link to their keep in the description field.Start making a checklist for yourself, and as quickly as youre done gazing this video, begin shopping those zero waste swap outs. On Tuesday, have been going to center of attention on the place I started my zero waste journey, which is with personal care objects. I had at the start assumed that the kitchen used to be where most of my plastic usage was coming from, but because it seems, its certainly the lavatory and my private care routine. Even within the first thirty minutes of many peoples day, theyve already touched a plastic toothbrush, a plastic toothpaste tube, a plastic soap dispenser, disposable plastic razors, face wipes in plastic wrappers, dental floss in plastic containers, and the record goes on and on and on.So listed here are some plastic free swap outs in your toilet. Swap those plastic razors for a metal safeguard razor. Discontinue buying makeup remover wipes or single use cotton pads that come wrapped in plastic. As a substitute use a average make-up doing away with oil with reusable cotton rounds or reusable cotton face wipes. Eliminate all physique soaps, shampoos, and conditioners that are available in plastic bottles, and prefer physique soap bars and also shampoo and conditioner bars, or find shampoos and conditioners that are available in 100 percentage recyclable and refillable aluminum bottles. Swap out your plastic loofah for a ordinary bathtub sponge. No more plastic deodorant sticks. Instead use glass jars that have cream deodorant. Restrict all plastic dental floss containers which absolutely incorporate synthetic dental floss, and alternatively use one hundred percent silk refillable dental lace that is available in glass jars. And of path, say goodbye to your plastic toothbrushes and choose a bamboo one instead. If youre something like me, at the finish of this process, youre gonna have plenty of empty bottles and containers that you simply dont understand what to do with.I take advantage of the personal care and grace recycling application from TerraCycle which is thoroughly free. You simply comply with the recommendations on their internet site which in actual fact has you separate out the suitable waste which winds up being simply a lot of caps. Then they acquire it for you without spending a dime, and its made into new recycled merchandise. On Wednesday, were gonna take this to the streets and observe plastic-free residing out within the wild. So what are some hints and tips for humans who’re simply dwelling in the real world, they wish to be semi-typical people on the go, how can they scale back their plastic? The first thing that I think about is the right way to prepare.So if youre ready for your day, its a lot much less seemingly that youll come across a situation the place you dont have the instrument that you just want. My basic everyday tools are quite a reusable bag, my reusable espresso cup which can be utilized as a water bottle, after which I consistently have a bit of package of a fork, knife, and spoon with me and that helps quite a bit on account that if I do get food on the go, I dont have got to use a plastic set of utensils. I will use my possess and it feels lots nicer to consume off of bamboo or chrome steel than it does plastic. Its the going out and about part that makes residing plastic free extra complex for the reason that various the time, single use plastics are there for our convenience when had been on the go.For instance, if were on the transfer and we dont wish to carry meals with us we can simply opt for up food on the go in a plastic container and eat it fairly speedily using plastic utensils. If were thirsty on the go, we will just take hold of a drink in a plastic bottle. If were out there browsing on the go, and we dont have something to hold our new gadgets dwelling in, the store will supply us a plastic bag to place our stuff in. So these single use plastics are making things a little bit less complicated for us, but a whole lot worse for the planet. And surely, a whole lot worse for us too ultimately. So on Wednesday, I just tried to reside a common day trip and about without utilizing plastic. And then I came up with a entire record of matters that should remain prime of intellect for you if you want to take a look at residing plastic free on the go.First, convey your possess reusable cup around with you. Whether its for refilling water on the go or handing it to a barista and asking them to make your drink proper in it, Tip #1 is to literally by no means purchase a plastic bottle again except its an absolute emergency and youre gonna faint of dehydration. On Wednesday, I went to Dough, which is my favorite donut shop in New York city. I surpassed them my mason jar, I asked them to make me an iced tea proper inside it. And no straw, please. After which I received 4 donuts in a compostable cardboard box, and it was once a pleasant morning.Tip #2 is take reusable bags with you anyplace you go. That manner if youre shopping, you can at all times simply throw the objects within the bag and you by no means ought to get a plastic bag again. If youre a type of folks who normally forgets to carry the luggage with you, preserve them in rather handy places round your home. Under your sink, keep them round your desk at work, tuck them into the bottom of your backpack so you invariably have one when youre out and about.And if youre a relatively forgetful man or woman perhaps are attempting having the tote that you carry your telephone and your keys and your pockets in be a reusable tote bag that you need to use to place groceries and other objects in. Number 3, for foods at work, preserve a collection of reusable utensils on your desk drawer. Ive had the same set of bamboo utensils for 2 years now and that i just handwash them after each and every use. Number four, begin shopping in bulk instead of buying matters that come wrapped in plastic. This zero waste market package is from package deal Free and it comes with the whole thing that youre seeing proper here. And lastly, if in case you have any plastic luggage just stashed away at house from earlier trips to the grocery store, or if youre like me and you have got baggage of bags, simply deliver them again to the shop you got them from for recycling. And an additional tip that I already stated in 5 Days of Going Zero Waste is if youre ever eating out, ask your server or your barista to serve you your meals with out a coaster, and no serviette.There are plenty of tiny changes that you would be able to make. Matters like getting your ice cream in a cone as an alternative of in a cup with a plastic spoon, and even switching to all ordinary chewing gums that dont come wrapped in plastic and dont without a doubt include plastic themselves. Yes, most gums have synthetic plastics in the gum. The pleasant way to making these alterations is to identify the areas of your life where the alterations must be made. So making a plastic tracker. Any time you come upon plastic for your every day existence, jot it down and then begin making swap outs. On Thursday, good center of attention on plastic free and secondhand apparel. So can we speak just a little bit about what is actually occurring and the way rapid fashion is affecting landfills? So the typical American sends about seventy pounds of textile waste to landfill every year which, for all american citizens, thats about sixteen million tons of textile waste which is a significant quantity of trash.One thing that I do to restrict that’s retailer secondhand. Theres even condominium choices like appoint the Runway which makes it really high-quality and handy to get cool clothing without collaborating in this like single use rapid fashion culture. Speedy fashion is a primary drawback in relation to plastic. Ive in reality been looking to do an entire 5 day task round sustainable fashion, thrifting, and looking secondhand.So remark below when you wanna see that. But in the meantime, on Thursday I took one small step towards lowering my artificial microfiber pollution. In case you havent heard the term rapid trend, it refers to development chasing and low cost clothing thats produced fairly quickly via mass market shops. Im very guilty of purchasing these clothes considering the fact that number one, theyre adorable. And two, theyre low-cost. But on top of the negative working conditions for the makers of this clothing, most of the textiles and artificial materials utilized in speedy fashion simply dont ruin down. Thankfully, in line with a Refinery29 article, the fashion enterprise pendulum is establishing to swing toward the desire for more aware clothing. And even as theres still an extended technique to go, a few matters you can do right now are: quantity one, start shopping for garments which can be made with recycled materials.Quantity two, when youre completed with garb, rather of throwing it away, donate it. And then if you wish to substitute those objects on your closet, change them with secondhand gadgets. And number three, while you order garments on-line, to find on-line stores that offer plastic free cargo choices. One other tip is to scrub your garb much less most commonly due to the fact for those who do have artificial apparel, each and every and every time you run that washing computer, youre releasing extra microplastic particles into the ocean. As a substitute, simply are attempting doing spot contact-u.S.A.By hand to the areas that have to be cleaned. On Thursday, I went by way of my closets and that i donated two baggage of garb. And every time Im in a position to top off these items, in poor health be shopping at a secondhand retailer. On Friday, good talk about whatever that makes me particularly, relatively excited, weirdly. Which is a plastic-free interval. Durations! Im getting a bit of bit personal now, but it surely in order that happened that on Friday, as I was capturing this episode, it occurred to be that time of the month for me. And generally, throughout my interval id be using a tampon with a plastic applicator or a type of panty liner pads that has a plastic piece that you simply peel off to make it sticky.I know that there are cardboard tampon applicators and organic cotton tampons, but on Friday I wanted to head all in, no pun intended, and check out the least wasteful choice. Menstrual cup. Menstrual cup. What is it? How do you utilize it? So a menstrual cup is a bit silicone cup. Its about that tremendous. And also you basically squeeze it in half, after which fold it again. And you simply insert it inside you, and it opens up.And it has 4 little holes that create a suction within you and acquire blood for the duration of the direction of the day. You empty it a few times a day, or however traditionally you feel you must. Then you rinse it with some natural and organic soap and water, and you set it back in. On Laurens website trashisfortossers.Com, they perform a little math equation that indicates in the event you purchase this kind of and use it for ten years, intent its good for up to ten years, as opposed to utilising healthy cotton tampons for ten years, how much money youre saving.And that you can literally retailer 1000s of greenbacks. I think its $1640.00. I certainly redid the math, and its $1640.01. O.K., this it. Ive bought my menstrual cup. And Im about to move put this inside of me for the first time ever. Whooooo! I did it! I did it! What an experience! K, to be able to be wholly sincere, it was once now not the simplest thing on this planet to do. I had to put a reflect down there and rather compare the entire area. However I took my time, I comfortable somewhat, and eventually, I got it in simply exceptional. Should you select to make use of pads, which I often do at night, simply substitute your plastic package panty liners with reusable natural and organic cotton panty liners. I ordered these two from package deal Free save. This one is for typical undies and this one is for a thong. Theyre biodegradable, they usually also compost naturally once youre finished using them. And what have you learnt, 5 days later and Ive enormously decreased my use of plastic in my house and my existence frequently. If all people in the market did this, consider of the confident results that it might have on our wellbeing, on our oceans, and on the entire ecosystem of this planet.If youre the type of character thats continually pondering, "well Im only one man or woman so how would I most likely make a change?" just suppose about all the individual folks in your life that you would inspire when you made these small alterations. And its all about that chain response. Plenty of folks believe that inquiring for what you need when it comes to plastic free possible choices, makes you appear or believe weird. I wish to feel about it in the whole opposite manner, I feel that its super empowering and funky to have any person appear at you in a weird approach while you ask them to position something in your mason jar. And as opposed to internalizing it as judgment, I prefer to feel of it so that you can educate the humans around me. Its a fairly robust role to be in.Im hoping this video conjures up even just one individual in the market to make some changes, so remark under if that man or woman is you and optimistically we can save some marine creatures alongside the way. Mwah! Sending a lot love from the big apple to all of you around the globe. Comment below and let me recognize what 5 Day assignment you wish to have to look me are trying next time, and well see ya then on are trying residing with Lucie. Bye! 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