PLEASE SETTLE A DEBATE.
*It would be from someone else, another human, and it would be on you in at least a semi-direct way, including at least part of your clothes. Pick.
E: MORE CONTEXT IN THE NOTES, YOU ANIMALS!
E.2: ... You know what? Nevermind. This post is my bastard now. Who even cares LMFAO
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actual footage of las plagas battling it out in leon's body with the salmonella, the nematodes, and the trichinosis he got from shoving raw chicken eggs, raw fish, and raw snakes down his gob
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(If you wanna read more comics, I’ve posted over 300 of them on my patreon where you can read daily comics for just 3€ a month! I use my patreon income for bills and stuff and any contribution makes a really big difference. Check out the link in my pinned post if you want to join!)
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I know Acronix didn't age at all in the Time Vortex, but it's INSANE to imagine never once, in FORTY YEARS did he need to eat, drink shower, shit or piss, clip his nails, or cut his hair. How did he keep himself entertained for 40 years? I can barely stand still for 5 minutes!!!! What secrets does this man have? Did it FEEL like 40 years to him, or like 40 seconds, given the existence and non-existence of time within the Vortex.
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Silly old phone doodle of Gram and his tiny babu.
Plus the opposite end of the spectrum.
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Once during my internship at a vet clinic in high school I was in the back with the techs and the vet walked in with a sphinx kitten and everyone including me was instantly like “awww little alien”, and didn’t even notice how the vet was covered in its projectile diarrhea, and had a scowl on her face as she was like “yes. Adorable.”
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Room cleaning protip: if your room is filled with rubbish, take a little bit out each time you leave the room; it can be much easier than throwing it all out at once.
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Meat pile tiiime~!
Masterpost
<- 017: The Bone Turner's Tale - 019: Confession ->
<-<- 001: Angler Fish
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understanding texting is so hard when you were raised by 1000 year old fairies without phones and also are autistic
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(looking at something i dont like) hm. this is bad. dookie from a stinky butt hole.
(looking at something i like) wow! this is such pretty pee from a beautiful bladder !!!!!!
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no offense but besides the health risks people who let birds or other animals eat out of their mouths. AUUUUGHH!!! WHY??? TOOTHBRUSH????
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