#He just wanted to have fun; a little mischief; a funny prank

[s1m0nth3swag]

Can I request milkman X reader where the reader was always getting in trouble some way or another when they were a kid and they always got bored and just telling Francis stories about what they did when they were a kid?

Such as jumping out the window to go out with some friends because they were grounded and bored, prank calling on neighbours, chasing cars while riding their bicycles in a crowded street, climbing high trees and just jumping off of them, getting into playground fights and things like that..........(I did some of those)

Francis was a boring kid and never did anythings for sure, he'd have a freak out if his partner was somewhat of a troublemaker omg

Thanks for the ask, Anon!

WARNINGS/ CONTENT INFO; Fluff, GN Reader, Francis being a worried little guy, established relationship, kinda short sorry, Reader is silly

The first time you told Francis about your childhood shenanigans was when the two of you were resting on the couch after a long and hard day. He was comfortably nestled against your chest and inbetween your legs, while you ran your fingers through his hair and pressed a kiss against the top of his head from time to time. He had looked up at you in slight shock and worry after you had asked if he had ever slipped when climbing through windows, for you, that was a totally normal question, for him, it was a reason to be genuinely worry about his partners wellbeing. Afterwards, he was always on edge to make sure you weren't getting too close to any of the windows in the shared apartment. A little too much, in your opinion.

You swore to yourself to tell him your most outrageous childhood stories whenever he least expected it. Partly because you wanted him to understand how normal it was to you, partly because his shocked face was just too funny to you. Genuinely, he looked like you had just told him the world was ending.

The next time you spoke to him about it, you were extra casual about it. "You know, I once beat up an older kid because he threw sand in my buddy's face." You hummed as the two of you were cooking dinner, his arms wrapped around your waist as his head rested on yours while you kept an eye on the stove. Francis had immediately peeled himself away from you to give you that little look of 'what the fuck is wrong with you'. You started giggling, and for a second Francis was relieved. "I thought you were serious." He sighed. "Oh, I am. Your expression was just funny." You responded, a grin on your lips as you leaned up to kiss him softly. Francis groaned in annoyance, shoving you playfully.

From then on, Francis watched you with the utmost care. He was always prepared for more stories - which, of course, was no fun to you since you wanted to catch him off guard. For days, you waited for the perfect opportunity until he came home from work, especially tired. Definitely not up for your bullshit. A perfect opportunity.

You grinned wickedly as he walked through the front door, already sensing his mood simply from the way he slouched and the fact that he hung up his jacket just a little slower than usually - you had grown used to the exact time it took him to walk from the front door to the couch. After living together for so long, it was honestly just habit.

"Francis, love." You called out, the slightest hint of mischief in your voice. He grumbled, knowing you were up to no good, because in all seriousness, when were you ever up to any good (the answer was probably never). "Did I ever tell you about the time I chased cars around my neighbourhood? Or when I broke my leg because I jumped off a tree?" You started, and Francis mumbled something about you being an idiot. You simply chuckled as he walked towards the couch.

You followed him around the apartment for the next hour or so, continuing with your most dramatic stories. At this point, Francis was seriously considering taping your mouth shut, though he wasn't sure if you might already have a story about that. You continued to yap about police arresting you, childhood fights, and whatever else came to mind.

At the end of the day, Francis was more exhausted by you than he had been by work, which was a new low for him, really. Usually, you'd be the one to give him energy, not steal it, and run away while giggling manically - which he honestly thought was a thing you'd do.

At last, he managed to shut you up by saying he'd make dinner and breakfast if you'd just stop talking, a deal you were very willing to take. After all, Francis made such a wonderful house husband - and he wore an apron while cooking, which was honestly lovely eye candy to you. You pressed a kiss to his forehead, smiling. "Thanks, love." You hum, and he sighs in defeat. "You'll be the death of me one day, dear." He responds, though a smile plays on the corner of his lips, and you know he isn't serious.

#francis mosses #francis mosses x you #thats not my neighbor #x reader #francis mosses headcanons #francis mosses x reader #milkman that's not my neighbor #milkman x reader

[epiphyllous]

Indulgence (Malleus/Reader)

malleus draconia x reader, gender neutral reader, second POV ('you'), established relationship, fitting some romantic hcs in here and a LOT of shenanigans, reader is shorter than mal ~1.3k words

Summary: It seems that mischief and affection come hand-in-hand when it comes to being in love with you. Malleus is happy to play along, learn, and love you in a way you can understand. 

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Malleus would not consider himself naive or oblivious. As sheltered as his life may appear, he observes and reads far too much to be fooled by the likes of most people. If he were to fall for the occasional prank, it would be due to his lack of knowledge of any modern references, which Lilia is swift to correct with glee, much to Sebek's dismay. 

That being said, the only ones who would even dare to attempt such a thing would be you.

Sebek nor the rest of his dorm mates who stand as his guards proves to be much of a deterrent to your mischievous behavior, curious as that is. Considering how three-fourths of the school population dare not even come within a three-meter radius of their group as a result, the continued effort is an achievement indeed. Full of mischief or not, with you, it is another matter entirely. Malleus can never find it in himself to stop you from having fun.

Once, Malleus had been sitting in the library with the rest of his dormmates when you came and tapped on his shoulder. He turned around to see who it was (he knows it is you; who else?), only to see no one, and turns to the other side and sees no one, and then turns-

After watching this entire tirade go on for far too long, Sebek said your name through gritted teeth, his poor pen bending at his grip, "If you hide from the young master's view one more time, I will cause bodily harm upon you."

"Aww, but it was so funny," you would say, looking over at him with a grin. Your smile is contagious, and he finds himself amused at the very concept of being harmlessly misled, though Sebek would insist that something else entirely is being harmed (his reputation). You had continued, unable to help yourself, "And a little cute, no? Malleus looking back and forth like that-”

"I'LL END YOU-"

"Shh, Sebek, we're in a LIBRARY!"

Another time, when he was walking you home, he felt your fingertips skirting on his palm while you held hands. He had looked down at you in confusion, mildly surprised to see that you were looking up at him in the same manner.

"You're not ticklish?" You asked and did it again.

"Not particularly," he replied. He took his fingers and brushed them against your palm only to have you squirm away, laughing. "Are you?"

"Yes," you had said and laughed again. "Hey, stop! Hey-" You snickered as you slipped your hand away from his grasp, gasping at him. "What do you think you're doing," you said to him chidingly with a grin that belays your tone. 

"Tickling you," he replied. "I like the sound of your laughter." 

And when your face turned red, he found that your half-embarrassed, half-pleased smile was just as pleasant as the feeling of your hands in his again. 

Malleus learned to not do the action too often the hard way, as for a brief stint, you refused to hold his hand in fear of being tickled. It must have been a strange time for his dormmates, as it often seems to be lately, to see him extend a hand to you only to have you look at it as though it held poison. 

One of the less shocking incidents you had performed was a stint involving an 'up dog.' Admittedly, he still doesn't understand the concept, unsure why people call each other by animal names in general, but it had made you look strangely smug that day, so he let it be.

"You are too lenient on them, young master," Sebek once (and then twice, thrice...) told him. "You mustn't let them get away with- with all these things!"

"Leave it alone, Sebek," Silver tells him, sighing. "If the young master truly wanted to put a stop to it, he would."

"Who knew," Lilia drawled, "that Malleus would be such a fool in love." He glanced over at him and winked. "You'd probably let them get away with murder."

Malleus paused and thought. "Yes, well-"

Sebek let out a strained noise; Malleus is beginning to wonder if the sounds are of any concern.

Then there were the 'nose boops.' 

What started out as a singular incident, in which he was convinced to look down at where you were pointing on his shirt and you proceeded to touch his nose with your fingertip as a surprise, became a regular phenomenon. Lilia finds it endearing and most definitely has saved some pictures of his wide-eyed look of surprise as you gleefully 'boop' his nose again. You always accompany the action with an audible 'boop!' and it is so adorable to him, he thinks he might actually be put out if you ever stop doing so.

As the two of you grow closer to each other, your mischief only grows into the ways you show him affection. When you lightly hit your head on his shoulder (the tallest part you can reach) when you silently want his attention or when you absently but gently bite his shoulder when the two of you are alone, watching a movie.

You are most definitely aware that he would allow you to escape with murder. Instead of taking advantage of his indulgence in nefarious ways as Sebek would have feared, you play it to your advantage when they are intimate, to maximum effect. Malleus would have never known the feeling of impatient anticipation radiating heat from the inside out had you not purposely dodged his lips, making him chase after you as you demurely turn away (while giggling).

(And that is not to say Malleus does not have his own spell of mischief. To give you a taste of your own medicine, he would pretend to not notice your tugging at his sleeves so he can bend down for a kiss. Being shorter, you would have no choice but to ask him. Sometimes it would be confidently, grinning wide and eyes sparking, that he would feel himself smile into the kiss. Or other times, your face would be powdered with a pretty blush, embarrassed, as you would ask him quietly, if at all. In those times as well, he would swoop down to claim the kiss he is owed and perhaps a little more until his quick beating heart finally calms.)

Malleus indulges you, and he has loved every moment of it. The decadence of a wealthy kingdom does not compare to the way being with you makes him feel full.

For whom else would ask and he would allow to touch the horns placed upon his head or braid his hair? He would never have anticipated discovering a new way to be intimate with another person had you never met him. What joy it was to divulge in his own desires, to always have access to your most vulnerable parts and mark them for his own. (He has been scolded once before for placing a bite mark on your collarbone that made it visible to the general population, so he has compromised to do it somewhere less... public. Sebek and Silver had never been more relieved or grateful to you for convincing him. 

Malleus still remembers the proud and mildly embarrassing 'thumbs up' he received from Lilia the morning after.

If there is anything that would stop his somewhat possessive behavior, it would be that.)

"You and your dragon-fae tendencies," you would scoff, brushing your hands into his hair before smiling. "...You know what else we should do?” 

For the first time in what feels like eons, Malleus feels excited to see what the future may bring and what parts of the both of them he has yet to know.

#malleus draconia #malleus draconia x reader #malleus x reader #twst #oops love another dark haired anime boy #im just having fun

[marshmallowprotection]

self indulgent ask... but hcs for found family saeyoung and mc (where mc sees him as an older brother figure)?

Saeyoung is more than happy to take in another little sibling. He is the kind of person that wants to do everything to protect his family, and if you want to be a member of his family, he'll protect you. You don't have to be in love with him to help him realize what he wants to do in life.

You just have to love him and want the best for him. He wants the same for you, and he feels fortunate enough to have met someone as special as you. You look up to him, kind of like how Yoosung does, it's sweet. It's a solid remind reminder that the RFA is just like a family to him. He likes to imagine the RFA as a big family and it's one that he's chosen for himself and one that he wants to keep for the rest of his life.

Consider yourself grateful to be included in his family in any capacity because that's not an easy spot to fill. Saeran is his number #1 but it isn't going to take away the fact that you're number #2. He wants to spoil the two of you in particular rotten. He's one of those doting big brothers who wants to see you smile big, but he has the tendency to make you do so by teasing you or tormenting you.

He’s a big bully, by all accounts.

Don't take it personally if he ruins the hair you just spent a half hour trying to do, he just thinks it's funny when you pout and groan about it. Saeran always complains but he knows it's just in good fun. That's the kind of brother Saeyoung is. He pokes you when you need to be reminded to laugh! Sometimes, it's the only thing he can think of to make another person let go of the stress in their spine and breathe. 

That jokester persona of his isn't the entirety of who he is as a person, but it is a part of him and it will always be a part of him. It's one of his love languages and it's the easiest way to communicate to somebody how much he cares about them. It might always seem like his pranks are mean natured, but in reality, he's looking for something that can take your mind off of whatever's bothering you. 

Expect to be pulled into family shenanigans almost instantaneously.

That's a broad category and there's not enough time to go into all of the ways that this new family gets into trouble and mischief. At least, this time, it's not the bad kind of trouble. It's more like handing him the wrong tool on purpose when building, or playing keep away with someone's phone after you took a goofy picture of them.

Have you ever needed somebody to talk to late at night? Well, he's great for that too. If you need to take your mind off of things with somebody who just gets it, you can go out for a drive with him. He can talk about nothing and everything. It's nice to spend time with you more than anything else and he's grateful to be somebody you look up to. But, in many ways, he looks up to you, too. Why wouldn't he? Just because you see him as an older brother doesn't mean he can't be inspired or humbled by you!

Your friendship is the very thing that reminded him he was worthy of becoming himself again. 

Of being Saeyoung, the compassionate older brother who always wanted to see the stars.

#mod kait #mystic messenger #ask #anon #mysme #mysticmessenger #mm #saeyoung choi #choi saeyoung #saeyoung #luciel choi #choi luciel #707 #seven #character analysis

[jonquilyst]

MILAN VINCA FOR @awkwardwhims YEARN FOR FERN BC

Name: Milan Vinca (pronounced MEE-lawn; he has the Slavic name that means kind/loving and isn’t named after Milan, Italy)

Age: Young Adult

Pronouns: He/Him

Traits: Horse Lover, Goofball, Loner

Aspiration: Championship Rider

Career: Unemployed in-game but wants to become a professional horse rider someday

Likes: Blues and ranch music, the colors orange and brown, horse riding, silly behavior (comedy, jokes, pranks, potty humor), affection, funny people, nature enthusiasts, pet enthusiasts, rascals, homebodies, arid locations, and wide open spaces

Dislikes: Small talk, pessimists, and arguments/argumentative people

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Biography: Milan was born in San Myshuno to a single father who had a little oopsie when hooking up with a woman one night… However, he wasn’t the only oopsie. Milan has an older half-brother, named Amias, who is only 6 months older than him because he too was an oopsie after a hook-up. His father moved him and his brother out to Oasis Springs when they were toddlers, and it was here that Milan discovered his love for the desert and horses. He has loved horses since he was a child and has always wanted to own his own country home in the desert with lots of land so he can ride into the sunset every day. Eventually Milan and his family moved into a smaller home in coastal San Sequoia, where he spent his teen years. During this time he missed the desert of Oasis Springs and was impatient to return, but as if it was destiny, his father met horse trainer Sienna Grove and began dating her. The two became exclusive and after Amias moved out, his father and Milan moved to Sienna’s residence in Chestnut Ridge, where he currently resides. His father is now currently engaged and Milan is close to his future step-mother for their similar interests and the fact that he gets to live with her horse Flapjack.

Personality: Besides being a horse-lover, Milan is a goofball. He loves jokes of any kind, even mischief, and this stems from growing up in a lax boys-only family. In-game they all of the jokesters family dynamic with each other. However, Milan is the introverted one of the family (loner) and likes to primarily stick with people he knows, which makes it hard for him to branch out and meet new people. His preference for horses over people also tie into this, but with his family members busy building families of their own (his father marrying Sienna and his brother Amias just having his first child with his new wife), it may be time for Milan to meet someone new.

Fun facts:

He has a very diverse ancestry. He can trace his ancestry to Europe, Africa, India, Asia, and Latin America.

Since they’re only 6 months apart, he and Amias are close enough in age to have been apart of the same year in school, but their father kept them a grade apart so they could be separated and be allowed to make other friends besides each other

He’s a Sagittarius

As a horse guy, he'd totally obsess over Derby

His brother Amias is a famous actor, so Milan has a little notoriety for being his brother

Milan comes from my legacy family (that I don’t share on simblr bc I like having a family to play privately). He is a spare and is from generation 5 (Amias is the heir). As such, he is related to other sims I’ve submitted to people. He is the grandson of Marcella Vinca and the great nephew of Cylene Vinca (both seen here with Marcella on left and Cylene on right)

Once again, he is not named after the city in Italy. He has the Slavic name. He has this name because the Vinca’s have a naming convention in which the heir’s children’s names correspond to that heir’s generational theme. For example, his father (the gen 4 heir) was a serial romantic and dated a lot of people, so Milan’s name and his brother’s name each have meanings related to love.

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#hopefully loner counts as a neg trait since he would get tense around her at first and would have trouble opening up #hopefully you like him! #i think they'd get along swimmingly #also fern is just so cool so i'm glad she's getting a BC! #yearnforfern

[thatdorkyauthor]

Can I request tfp Ratchet, Optimus and Megatron's reaction on having a VA (voice actor) male reader who somehow managed to copy their voice and used it to there advantage or just making fun of them in general?

Had to retype it a couple of times, hence why it’s only uploaded now. Hopefully it’s to your liking.  I couldn’t think of anything for Optimus tho, I apologize. As soon as I come up with something I shall post it. Ratchet: - The first time he would hear his own voice coming from somewhere else he would be so confused, and startled. - He would've missed it a couple of times but when he heard something break, followed by a "Bulkhead I needed that." He would jump. - Thinks one of the kids had recorded it to play back, when it turned out it wasn't he would do a self scan, thinking there's something wrong with his audio receptors. - The third time it happened he just asked in general. "Who is doing that?" Hoping to get an answer but knowing that wasn't likely. And as he expected no one spoke up. - He still believed someone recorded it, not knowing or believing humans could "chance" their voices. - Until one day: "Morning (Y/n)!" Miko looked down at you from the balcony, an evil smile on her face. The girl didn't look away from you as you walked up the stairs, quickly realizing one certain bot wasn't around. "Morning Miko, where are the others?" Jack and Raf weren't present yet as Bumblebee and Arcee were still on their way. "They'll be here soon, but." She trailed off, a familiar look of mischief present in her eyes. "Want to prank doc bot?" "And die, no thanks." Her shoulders dropped. "Aw come on, it's harmless and it'd be funny." She watched you hesitate and sigh. "What's the plan?" Raf and Jack shared a look, noticing quickly that their two friends were up to something. Ratchet had entered the main room not to long ago and stood at his usual place again. Miko giggled and grinned like the Cheshire cat as she knocked over a glass. Before Ratchet could turn around he heard his own voice again. “Miko, I needed that!” He turned around spotting you frowning at the girl. “(Y/n)?” He questioned, watching you closely as he turned around. “Yes?” He stepped back, startled to hear his voice coming from your mouth. Miko started to laugh, as the other two boys chuckled silently, amused by the scene unfolding in front of them. “So it was you.” Ratchet pointed a finger at you, slightly annoyed. “But how?” “Well for starters.” He had cut you off. “In your own voice, please.”  “I’m a voice actor, I either copy or make up voices, try them out and use them for entertainment purposes.” Ratchet nodded slowly. “Okay, then. I didn’t know humans were capable of such thing.” He watched a smirk form on your face. “Pu- lease, of course we are.” He narrowed his optics. “Alright, stop mocking me. It’s getting annoying.” He watched you clear your throat and smirk up at him. “Sure thing, sunshine.” “No.” “Why did I hear my voice!” Megatron - He would be wondering where in the pits the voice came from. - Heard it the first time.  - Confused as he was sure soundwave wasn’t in the same room as him, and he was sure he wouldn’t mock him. - Blamed Starscream at first, thinking he was the one making fun of him. - Doesn’t regret punishing him once he figures out it wasn’t him. - He was quite startled when he heard his own voice coming from vents and little corners, so he decides to go to Knockout, who was in on the plan. “Knockout!” The grey mech stormed into the medbay, sick of hearing voices, again. Startled, the cherry red mech turned around, putting his acting skills to the test. “Yes, Lord Megatron?” It took Knockout everything not to turn his head, knowing that you were sitting on one of the shelves. Before Megatron himself could answer he heard his voice. “I need you to scan me, something’s wrong with my audio receptors.” The warlord looked around the room with a scowl, on  his faceplates as he activated on of his guns ready to show what or whomever. Hiding a laugh Knockout crossed his arms, looking at the warlord with worry. “Well, is there anything I can do?”

 Megatron looked at his medic, raising an eyebrow. “You didn’t hear that?” “Heard what? ”The grey mech narrowed his optics at the bot in front of him before huffing. “Just, scan me, I believe there’s something wrong with my audio receptors.” The medic did as ordered and looked at the scans thoroughly. “What makes you thing there’s something wrong?” The warlords voice questioned him tauntingly. Megatron ignored it and glared at the medic who clapped his hands together. “There seems to be nothing wrong my lord.” He calmly walked to the door, doing his best not to laugh at the mechs confused expression. “If you don’t mind, I’m going to head off.” He said quickly before leaving the room. Megatron stood up and looked around the room, before snapping his helm towards the now closed med bay doors, laughter coming from behind it. “What is the meaning of this!” He scanned the room, only now realizing he wasn’t alone. “You.” He stepped towards the shelves, finally spotting you. “Oh shit.”

#Transformers Prime #tfp x reader #megatrontfp x reader #ratchet x reader

[phoenixlionme]

Camilo Madrigal Appreciation Post

Of the Madrigals, Camilo was given the least screentime and characterization (something I hope gets rectified in possible later installments). However, I am making this post to discuss what we DO see and hear about him and how he’s a great and has the potential for an interesting character arc.

1. “Won’t stop ‘til he makes you smile” - Nearing the end of the “Family Madrigal” song, Mirabel makes this final but still no less poignant statement about Camilo. He loves to prank, joke, and receive attention but at his core he just wants to make people laugh. He’s not cruel or mean-spirited with his mischief, shapeshifting or not. Camilo only wants to make people happy and Mirabel loves this part of him.

2. Genuinely Dutiful - His job in the village in the village appears to be babysitting/entertaining youngsters or being an extra hand when necessary. And while he may use his powers to sneak extra food, he takes his duties seriously.

3. Love of Pranks - He uses his gift to lightly make fun of others, entertain people (especially children), and get extras. But there’s nothing malicious about his antics. Even his family, while annoyed, don’t seem to genuinely hate his actions.

4. Smart Mouth - In short, Camilo isn’t afraid to speak his mind when he wants. Even when it can be somewhat insensitive. It makes him both honest and funny.

5. Friend to All Children - Co-director, Jared Smith, even stated that Camilo is great with babies. His first scene when using his gift was being a temporary caregiver to an infant and later playing soccer with presumably smaller children.

5. A Gentle Side - In spite of being a prankster with a saucy mouth he’s shown to have a loving and gentle side towards his family. His relationship with Antonio is pure brotherly love; encouraging his little bro and being more concerned with Antonio losing his gift than himself. While he enjoyed messing with Mirabel in WDTAB, he catches from falling and gently rocks before putting her down. When holding hands with Julieta, he is seen with a genuine smile instead of the usual playful one; indicating him being comforted by his aunt’s presence. And while his smart line to Agustin about there home being destroyed was bad timing, it’s sweet that he cares about his entire family finding a home. And there’s his sweet comforting of his mother when she grows anxious.

6. Hidden Struggles - Per the creators, Camilo too has his own set of struggles related to identity issues and feeling exhausted from using his at times. I WISH this would’ve been explored in the movie but sadly it wasn’t

#disney #encanto #camilo madrigal #character appreciation #analysis #my posts

[1994sunflower]

I'm thinking of the "People I would cheat on my boyfriend with" prank on Michael. When it first says no one then quickly changes to the next slide of one of the TV crushes that he hates not realizing they remind her of him.

i love those tiktoks where they prank their bfs. so this made me smile, hope you like this small blurb!

You were giggling maniacally when you all but skipped into his room. That should have been his first sign that you were up to no good. But all he did was eye you suspiciously with a smile so faint you wouldn’t even realize he was smiling if you hadn’t known him so well. 

But when you tried to tug him down to sit down, that’s when his suspicions grew of just what you were up to in your pretty little head. But he gave in easily when you whined, “Just sit down.”

He sat down unceremoniously, the furrow in his expression either being confusion or exasperation at having to follow directions for once. Always the rebel. Whatever it was, he knew it was mischief by the coy smile on your face but he didn’t do anything to stop it, instead, he sported an indulgently amused expression.

“Okay.” You placed the laptop you were holding on the nightstand in front of him. “I made a presentation.”

Of course, you’d make a presentation in your free time, that was what his studious girlfriend would do for fun. But as he rolled his eyes and let out an amused chuckle, you started up the slideshow.

People I Would Cheat on my Boyfriend With.

You watched as Michael’s posture straighten as he read the screen and his eyes snapped to you filled with annoyance and warning. “Y/N…”

His tone was equally warning but you knew he wasn’t really mad. Mostly because he knew you’d never actually cheat on him but also because your laugh at his reaction already made it quite clear you were joking and somehow you found amusement in it. It didn’t mean he liked it or found it funny. Instead he was fuming in his seat glaring up at you. Not a smile in sight and definitely not patiently indulgent to your wishes like he usually was. He’d rather not even look at it anymore actually.

But really, despite all that, he hated even the thought of you with other men. Even the hypothetical reference made his blood run hot, his knuckles hurt as if they were begging to punch whoever would show up on the list. You were his. And he never intended to let you go for a list like this to matter. Maybe he hadn’t drilled it enough into you just how much you would never have, want, or need another man for a list like this to even exist.

He made a move to stand up. But you grabbed at his arms and forced him back down, though honestly he allowed himself to be sat back down.

Even he had to admit he enjoyed the cooing you did to him, the way your fingers ran through his hair as you giggled at the jealousy in his face. It was cute and it was exactly the reaction you had been wanting. “Wait. I haven’t even gone to the next slide yet.”

Then you hit the arrow button to the next slide. 

No one. I love my boyfriend so much. He’s the best thing that ever happened to me and I would never want to hurt him or be with anyone else.

You glanced between him and the screen with an expectant smile. But even as he gave you a deadpanned stare back, before he could even say anything or sag his shoulders in relief to let go of his anger, you clicked the arrow button again.

And there was the collage you had spent an hour making. Characters like Jess Mariano, Bucky Barnes, Danny Zuko, Kylo Ren, John Bender filled your screen. All characters you have swooned over, crushes you have fostered for years. All of which he knew about and has grumbled and rolled his eyes at each time you mentioned them or watched their movies. Subtle comments like he looks like a loser, he’s wearing a fucking leather jacket y/n it’s a stupid cliché, he’s the biggest asshole in the movie y/n, he can’t even fight, the ‘bad boy’ really? (cue his eye roll). He hated them.

It all made his jealousy so cutely obvious. And a little hypocritical when a lot of his dissections were parts of himself that you have found in each of those characters. His temper, his daunting size, his (albeit hot) meanness, his aesthetic. Not that he knew. He had no idea the crushes in your heart for these fictional characters were just small embodiments of your love for him. 

But your amusement turned into your stomach fluttering when he stood up. Your neck craned up as he did to keep looking at him. You giggled nervously but it seemed like even your big, doe-eyes couldn’t save you this time. With one hand, he squeezed your cheeks together and kept your face towards him.

“Yeah?” He asked down at you and you couldn’t help but let your hands roam his biceps and chest at the look in his darkening eyes. You loved when he got rough with you like this. “I think your little presentation should have ended on the slide before this one.”

You nodded at him and he continued. “That’s right. Because none of those annoying, cliché fuckers would make you feel as good as I do.” Or be as good for you as he was. He was better in every way — both of you knew it. 

But it was cute how he was acting like they weren’t fictional. Like he wasn’t aware that no one would ever have a chance with you, not when you had him.

“Not that I’d ever give anyone the fucking chance.” He finally leaned down and kissed you hard and you sighed blissfully against his mouth, up on your tiptoes. “You’re mine.” 

Your eyes were shiny when you looked up at him and he was reminded why he got so annoyed when you gave a similar look to the screen whenever those actors showed up on them. That look — you, your blushes, squeals, breath hitches, swooning, attention, thoughts that so often were aroused in you when you watched those shows and movies together — were just for him. It was why he preferred to turn off the tv completely — and sulk jealously next to you — than see you giving this them. Even fictional, those characters you were so fond of were unworthy. And he didn’t want to share.

“I was just kidding, Mikey.” You smiled and leaned up to peck his lips again. 

But he wasn’t exactly satisfied yet. He didn’t like the thought of you cheating, even if it was a joke. “Tell me I’m better, delete the slide and I might decide not to punish you for your little stunt.”

You pouted, cheeks blowing up before wrapping your arms around him. “Of course I’d never cheat on you and I’d choose you over anyone, even them. You’re so much better, you’re perfect for me.”

He hummed in approval. But then he had you sitting on his lap and watched over your shoulder as you deleted the slide, rolling your eyes the entire time. But now, the one and only slide beside the title was the one declaring the answer as ‘no one’, just like he wanted to see. And despite it, you had a feeling that the punishment he had suggested was still going to happen. But you also had a feeling you wouldn’t mind it.

“I don’t even know what the fuck you see in these people, Y/N.” He said it like men like them, broody, mean, ‘bad’ would never attract you. As if he couldn’t see them as your type. Surely not the sweet, softspoken, innocent girl on his lap. Seemingly not thinking too much about himself, the lap of the man you were on. It was like he was blind to the irony — though frankly, he wouldn’t allow himself to see any man as your type, as attracting your attention other than himself. No matter how similar, not that he’d realize any similarities.

“You do realize I like them so much because of you right?”

You felt Michael pause in his satisfied smiling, pulling back slightly in surprise.

“What do you mean?” He asked and you nearly threw your hands up in exasperation. He was so oblivious. 

#5sos #5sos imagines #5sos fluff #5sos smut #michael clifford #michael clifford imagines #michael clifford x reader #michael clifford fluff #michael clifford smut #bad boy michael #bad boy fluff #bad boy smut #college au #ask #questions

[nyoomfruits]

Heard you were hunting for plant fiasco story, and I will give you one but first, I shall fangirl:

OMG YOUR STORY IS SO GOOD I READ IT FIVE TIMES SINCE IT WAS POSTED 🥹🥹🥹🧡

Now for the plant fiasco: my current office has the unkillable ZZ plants scattered through the office to make it look less soul sucking, and we also have a in-house chill garden with vines and philodendrons all over the room and walls. My colleague knows nothing about plants and every time I touch one, like inspecting the leaves or something she tells me to stop because it might be poisonous 😅 so I decided to play a joke on her with our other colleague. Basically we booked out all three floors of meeting rooms in the building and left only the chill garden free so when she needed a meeting room for the day she had to book the only free one. Then we talked really loud with receptionist about the poisonous plants inside the garden (there are none) while the colleague was in there and had the meeting and could hear every single word. She was visibly sweating and looking around… And as we were talking, a leaf fell down from one of the plants on the table and I kid you not, she screamed bloody murder and jumped away, running out of the room. Everyone present was dying from laughing 😂 since then, we cannot have meetings in the chill garden 😅

Hope you don’t me vomiting my equivalent of plant fiasco on you but this was the most evil in-house thing I’ve done 😂🫣

okay first of all this is SO funny oh my god, i can't believe she fell for that??? also the PREP that went into this i'm mad impressed this is a jim from the office kind of dedication to office pranks and i love it

second of all. i couldn't stop thinking about how this was abosutely something charles from the fake dating au would do??? and then i accidentally ended up writing what's essentially an epilogue for the fic so uuuuh... here you go????

Max is just putting the pasta into boiling water, when he hears the front door open and close, and the sounds of someone taking off their shoes and coat. Seconds later, Charles appears in the kitchen, smiling widely.

“Hey, babe,” he says, making his way over to Max and pressing a kiss to his cheek.

“Hey,” Max says, stirring his onions, “how was work?”

Charles’s grin widens as he hops up onto the counter to sit next to where Max is cooking. “You know how it’s been a bit boring now Cecile finally stopped believing the coffee machine is haunted?” Charles’s eyes are sparkling with mischief.

Max sends Charles a knowing look. “What did you do?”

“Me?” Charles asks, all faux innocent. Max raises an eyebrow. Charles grins. “We kind of convinced her all of the plants in that one garden themed meeting room were poisonous.”

Max tries very hard to look unimpressed and stoic about it, but he can’t help but the corners of his mouth turning up. “You are evil, you know that?”

Charles hums. “And you love me for it,” he says, leaning forward and capturing Max’s lips in a quick kiss.

“Unfortunately,” Max says, laughing when Charles squeaks indignantly. Max adds bell peppers and zucchini to the pan and stirs them around a little. “I cannot believe its literally your last week at there and you’re spending it riling Cecile up.”

“I want to go out doing what I love most,” Charles says, swinging his legs a little and grinning cheekily. “Plus, the second I start studying engineering after the summer its going to be all work and no play, so I think I deserve this little bit of fun before that.”

Max hums, and stirs in a few tablespoons of Boursin. Charles tries to stick his finger in the sauce that’s forming in the pan and Max swats his hand away. “You know I’m proud of you, right? For taking that step?”

Charles rolls his eyes, but his smile is fond. “You’ve only told me like, a million times.”

“Well consider this million and one,” Max says, moving away from the pan to let the sauce simmer for a bit, stepping in between Charles’s legs. His hands come to rest on Charles’s knees, and he leans forward so his nose brushes against Charles’s. Charles goes cross-eyed trying to look at him. “I am proud of you,” he whispers, in that small space between them, and then leans forward and captures Charles lips in a soft, slow kiss.

He remembers their first kiss, suddenly. That kiss in Miami, that wasn’t real but felt like it. This one feels real and it is. Max will probably never get over that, how this is something he gets to have now, after almost a year of thinking it was only ever going to be a fantasy. He pulls away, leans his forehead against Charles’s. For a moment they just stand there, in their kitchen, breathing each other in.

Eventually, Max pulls away. “Hey, that reminds me,” he says, “You never told me about the office plant fiasco that made the finance department so mad.”

Charles frowns and then his eyes light up. “Oh, you’re right, I haven’t! God, that’s such a good story actually-“

“Do you smell burning?” Max interrupts him, and then turns to his pasta sauce with a panic, which is bubbling rather violently. “Fuck,” Max says, rushing over to stir it. The damage is done, and it definitely is a little burnt in places, but it should still be edible. At the same time, the timer beeps for the pasta, and Charles takes the pan from the stove to drain it, as Max finishes the pasta sauce.

It’s not until they’re in bed, hours later, Charles snoring peacefully beside him, when Max realizes Charles never ended up telling him about the office plants.

#also!!!! im glad you liked the fic thank you ;-; #lestappen #silly me (to fall in love with you) #drabble

[nitrozem]

some random stuff bout my sim oc’s (for fun)

Miguel’s hat use to belong to his mother, Catalina. He doesn’t remember much about her except that she was well known in town for her witt and horse riding skills. She wanted to enter a contest with her horse and trained out in the Gulch when she could, she died during a training accident.

Ajay was embarrassed about his hobbies for the longest time. Tough werewolves don’t knit, paint and read silly books, he heard often. He wants to maintain his “big bad wolf” exterior despite it making him depressed but Sid encourages him to do the things he loves without caring what others think.

Sid’s favorite school of magic is mischief, he likes using it to do silly pranks lol

Sid’s mother, Issa, forbid from going to the magic realm due to her distrust of humans, spellcaster or not. Sid would sneak over there to watch the other spellcasters, eventually Ember Morgyn took the young elf in as an apprentice, seeing much potential in him. Sadly, his little trips were cut short when his mother found the glimmerstone he was using to go there and destroyed it. He ran away after that, frustrated with his mother’s paranoia. He just wanted to be free to explore the world.

Tony had to quit doing more dangerous crimes and heists to care for his daughter. Luckily he could work from his computer due to his skills in programming and hacking. He mostly did legit work but occasionally he’d do some illegal hacking. Those jobs paid the most and he saved all of that money to give Juni Que a lot of winterfest and bday presents. That’s his baby, of course he’ll gonna spoil her! lol

Juni Que was a very well behaved kid, which most wouldn’t expect considering who her Dad is. Tony rarely had to ever ground her or give his time outs, usually him just being like “Don’t do that and heres why you don’t do that” in a calm manner worked lol

Kimiko and Miguel playfully tease each other all the time. When they first met, they would bicker and insult each other because they didn’t get along. Now it’s a type of affectionate thing for them and neither of them will go too far to actually hurt the other one.

Marisol loves helping her Dad around the ranch and doing chores for him to help him out. While Miguel appreciates it and is happy she’s a hard worker, he would rather she go play and have fun and just enjoy her childhood. Marisol insists on doing chores though, so if Miguel is with her, he will try to make it more fun at least.

Micah brings a sketchbook with him everywhere. He loves hanging out with Johnny and drawing anything he wants, usually goofy things like “draw a cat wearing cowboy hat” or “draw a dinosaur thats bowling”. Sometimes he’ll ask Micah to draw him doing funny faces. Johnny is certainly his favorite subject when it comes to art heh

#rambling about my sims again #oc: tony #oc: juni que #oc: miguel #oc: kimiko #oc: sunny #oc: ajay #oc: sid #oc: issa #oc: micah

[blue-jester]

Why does Raver hate Magia so much? He's just a soft, friendly, fire kitty! .... Oh... wait... don't tell me THAT'S the reason!

Raver hates Magia for a multitude of reasons, first being that they're both younger than him and thus an easy target for bullying- but it's grown since then. They're the strongest god outside of the matter gods and they were SUPPOSED to stay a weak little punching bag for him to prank and bully. He's the trickery and mischief god, he kinda needs an outlet for that. They have NO buisness growing that strong and that fucking MASSIVE. They're like a little sibling to him- in the mosytderogatory way possible so he's gotta show them their place.

Also they're just fun to bully in his opinion! they have funny reactions even after their banishment [said reactions after banishment are usually... Because Raver triggered their PTSD somehow. Real funny.]

Speaking of the banishment- it just made his hatred of Magia all the more justified and Raver could NOT be happier about it. All of the gods watched in fear as they saw Magia get their ass beaten by the matter gods but Raver? He laughed. He CHEERED! THAT'S RIGHT BITCH, EAT SHIT!

On a new high after Magia got banished, he managed to convince the other gods to join him on 'putting them in their place' and well. yeah. He just wants to make their life hell to feel better about his own tbh

Don't worry though!

He gets what's coming to him :)

#kirby #kirby series #kirby oc #raver #magiajam

[justsomerandomfanfic]

Sorry Not Sorry - Loki Odinson X Male Reader

Title: Sorry Not Sorry

Loki Odinson X Male Reader

Additional Characters: Thor (Mentioned)

WC: 789

Warnings: Teasing, Loki being a blushy boy, sparring, and slight suggestiveness

Loki was doing a crossword puzzle when you walked in. He was surprisingly very good at them. You'd always thought he was more of a riddle type, but he could do crosswords like nobody's business. "Hey," Loki greeted as you walked up behind him.

"Hello, my little mischief-maker." You smirked, wrapping your arms around him from behind, leaning against the back of the couch he was resting on.

He looked over his shoulder at you with a raised eyebrow. "What are you doing?"

"Doing? Nothing really," You said casually, bringing your hand up to play with his hair. "I just wanted to see if I could get you to stop working on those crosswords for a few minutes."

Loki groaned and leaned back into you, "Why would I want to do that?"

You smiled down at him. "Because I want to spar with you."

His eyes went wide, and he sat straight up. "Spar… With me?"

"Yes," You purred. "It's been a while since we've had any fun together."

"We have lots of fun together," Loki protested.

"Pranking your fool of a brother doesn't count." You smirked, before quickly snatching his crossword book away from him.

Loki tried to grab it back, but you were too fast. "Oopsie!" You giggled.

"Hey! That was my crossword!" Loki whined.

"Sorry, sorry," You chuckled, not really sorry.

"Fine," Loki sighed, giving in. "But only because I'm curious if you've learned at all from last time."

You grinned, walking around the couch and grabbing his hands, pulling him up. "Now that's more like it."

⎃ ⎃ ⎃

"Come on, is that the best you've got?" You tease, jumping away as Loki tries to strike you.

"Ha ha, very funny!" Loki laughed, rolling his eyes.

"Oh come on, I know you can do better than that," You taunt.

"I don't need to do anything better than that," Loki huffed, standing up and pacing across the room. "That's how you got me last time."

"Well maybe if you didn't give me such an easy shot, then I wouldn't have gotten you so easily." You chuckle.

"You're going to pay for this later," Loki warned.

"I'll make sure to save you some of my lunch," You replied, winking at him.

"Ew," Loki scoffs, shaking his head.

"Just try and stop me." You laugh.

"Alright, alright, I give up." Loki laughs. "This isn't even fair."

"If you say so, but then again. It's not like you to give up, Loki." You spoke, before standing back on the mat.

"Just try and hit me once and I'll let you get back to your crossword puzzles." You spoke, raising an eyebrow.

Loki rolled his eyes. "Fine, fine. Just please stop distracting me."

"I'll try." You winked at him.

You stepped forward, moving into a defensive stance, ready for Loki's attack. "Go ahead."

Loki smirked, before launching himself at you.

You moved out of the way and dodged Loki's punch. You grabbed his arm and pulled him closer, pushing him into the wall. He grunted and pushed back against you, trying to get away. You held him there, pinning his shoulders between yours. "Gotcha."

Pinning him to the wall, you smirked. You seemed to always win against Loki. Probably because he never really wanted to actually hit you. You knew he could, and probably would, if he wanted to.

"I don't believe this…" Loki groaned, looking down at you.

"And here I thought you'd be able to take me," You teased.

"Don't flatter yourself," Loki scoffed.

"Oh please, you know I'm right." You smirk, leaning up to kiss Loki on the cheek.

Loki blushed and turned his head, glaring at you. "That's not what I meant by it."

"Oh?" You asked, stepping back. "Then what did you mean?"

Loki grumbled something under his breath, before sighing and turning away from you. "Never mind, forget I said anything."

"No, no. Tell me, Loki." You stepped impossibly closer to him and wrapped your arms around his waist. "Tell me what’s on your pretty little mind."

Loki sighed and looked down at you. "It's nothing."

"Nothing?" You questioned, placing a hand on Loki's chest. "Are you sure?"

"Yeah, I'm sure." Loki shook his head.

"Really?" You tilted your head. "Because you've been thinking about me a lot lately."

"I haven't!" Loki protested.

"You have," You insisted.

"No. I have not." Loki pouted, blushing madly.

You just smirked, eyeing him knowingly. Pulling away, you walked over to your water bottle, taking a sip.

"Well, that was a good spar. You gave me quite the challenge. I'll let you get back to your uh... Puzzles." You purred, winking, before taking your leave.

Loki huffed, face red, crossing his arms. He'll get you back for that.

#loki odinson x male reader #male reader #sparring #cute #fluff #slight mini angst #marvel mcu #gay #the avengers #mcu #loki odinson #loki x male reader #loki x y/n #loki x you #loki fluff

[multifandom006]

Marvel characters with kids (baby sitting)

-Bruce? yeah you have him wrapped around your finger no question

-even hulk! neither one can say no to you

-he teaches you cool science stuff so you can show off at school

-your nickname for him is ''cuddles'' or ''big green'' for hulk

-when bruce sees you upset or finds out your upset, he will sit and listen to you when you need to talk.

-He watches Disney movies with you whenever you want to watch them, doesn't matter what one.

-Clint literally treats you as one of his own, plus his kids love you

-he teaches you how to shoot an arrow even though you miss a couple times

-Clint cuts your sandwiches into star shapes because you told him you liked stars

-he reads to you when you can't sleep or aren't tired yet, its either a made up story or from a book

-Clint tells you stories about him and Natasha's adventures

-you call him ''birdie'' a lot

-okay this man may have a tough act around people but with you? yeah no Bucky is a massive softie

-he lets you sit on his shoulders when the two of you are out in public

-cuddles? that's a yes. when your tired you cuddle his vibranium arm, even though he's a bit scared you always say its comfy

-Bucky cooks you pancakes when your with him.

-he tells you stories about him an Steve back in the forties

-you call him big bear and he calls you little bear

-Bucky is protective of you and hates seeing you cry, but he does everything in his power to cheer you up

-Natasha adores you that's it she loves you

-She lets you braid her hair, you've told her you like her red hair better

-protective? you bet she is the she finds out your being bullied she shows up at school and has a ''word'' with the parents of the child

-combat? yes you've asked her and she has said no but you convince her with your puppy eyes

-the two of you spend some time drawing or colouring and sometimes sending funny photos to Clint and Yelena

-Kate is wrapped around your finger, no doubt about that

-she takes you to the park with Lucky

-you adore Lucky like a lot

-Kate lets you get away with just about anything its kinda funny

-She calls you her sidekick and you call her Arrow queen

-movies? that's a given the two of you watch a lot of movies together and some times tv shows.

-Pietro is the fun uncle alright he would let you get away with anything

-He helps you with your school work when you struggle with it

-Pietro carries you around when he runs and you love it

-you call him speedy a lot and he calls you speedy Jr

-The two of you pull pranks on Clint because its funny ''You didn't see that coming?" you both say that a lot

-Loki is a softie with you

-he tells you that your his favourite human and whenever he does you always smile which makes him smile to

-You call odin a knock off Santa when he's mean to Loki, and of course Loki laughs at that

-same with Pietro, you and Loki pull a lot of pranks on people, more so Thor because why not

-Loki let's you braid his hair and call him a ''pretty princess'' when your done

-Your the god of mischief's partner in crime.

-Yelena loves you okay she freaking loves you

-she calls you her little widow

-she's protective of you, and doesn't like seeing you hurt even though you tell her your fine

-when she takes you to school she always calls out saying ''have fun little widow'' and when hearing that you always end up having a good day

-you and Yelena prank call people, you both love the confused tones in peoples voices

-lets start with the fact you can lift both storm breaker and Mjollnir. you are worthy at the age of 9

-Thor loves you

-he always tells you stories about Asgard and he takes you there

-Your his little goddess of thunder

-Thor always visits you at school even when its raining and stormy, you gets excited when you see the lighting because you know Thor's coming

-Thor always comforts you when you have nightmares and will tell you stories to help you fall asleep.

-Tony spoils you rotten

-When he picks you up from school he always does it in his iron man suit and you love it

-He always calls you ''munchkin''

-the the two of you go out every Wednesday for cheese burgers the two of you are Cheese burger buddies

-Tony made you a pink iron man suit for your birthday and it was the best gift ever

-BEST BIG BROTHER FIGURE EVER

-you and Peter are close and you look up to him

-Peter takes you out for ice cream and always takes you out on Spiderman adventures (NOT DANGEROUS ONES)

-You've told him to man up when it came to talking to MJ

-Aunt May loves you and loves that you keep Peter on his toes

-you wear his Spiderman mask and call yourself ''spider lady''

-This woman loves you will all her heart

-you and Wanda bake sweets in the free time

-reading stories, she loves reading to you

-Wanda is protective. she doesn't like seeing you upset, she does whatever she can to cheer you up

-you always fall asleep on Wanda but she doesn't mind she loves it

-The two of you go to the park a lot, she adores the smile on your face

-Wanda calls you her little princess

-Steve is a massive softie with you

-whenever your out in public he carries you on his shoulders

-Your his number one fan

-He takes you to meet Peggy and she loves you the sassy attitude she finds amazing

-Steve tells you stories about the trouble he used to get into

-You made your own shield out of cardboard and Steve finds is adorable

-He can't say no to you like at all-

-Just like Pietro he's the fun uncle

-Sam calls you mini falcon

-the two of you take bucky's arm and hide it from him

-a lot of pranks happen but it makes you happy and Sam loves it

-getting bullied at school ? dont worry Uncle Sam is to the rescue and ''talks'' to the kids parents

-Sam takes you out for ice cream and you always end up eating half of his but he doesn't care

-he does your hair on school days and you always get excited when sam does it.

#bruce banner #Clint barton #Bucky Barnes #natasha romanoff #yelena belova #wanda maximoff #Peter parker #pietro maximoff #Steve rogers #sam wilson #Kate bishop #loki laufeyson #thor odinson #tony stark #marvel headcanons #marvel fluff

[mink-place]

La Squadra as the weird next door neighbor kids you're friends with? What kind of shenanigans would y'all be up to?

Sure! Thank you for your request, anon ^^

Being friends with kid! La Squadra.

Risotto Nero

He's a really shy child and before being friends with you he spent his time going to a park and just sitting on there looking at the other kids play. But now that he has a friend, he likes to go with you wherever you want! And he is up to almost every shenaningan, he doesn't really care being scolded, but has a limit at things that could potentially harm people.

Prosciutto

I headcanon him as having really strict parents, which made his whole personality really mature, but that doesn't quit that he's still a child and he wants to do things that other kids do. When he can go out to play, which isn't very often, he's alright with just seeing you do your thing, maybe if what you want to do it's not harmful or doesn't implied getting dirty, he'll participate.

Pesci

He's a sweetheart, but unfortunately doesn't have a lot of friends because of his appearance, most kids think he's weird, which makes him very sad. However, you don't think so and you are his friend! He doesn't get on shenanigans often, he prefers to do things as collecting plants or going to the cinema, but if what you want to do isn't a big deal and won't harm anyone, he's all for it.

Formaggio

A chaotic kid, he keeps escaping his house and his parents are sick of it. That doesn't mean he isn't a smart child, he's just too easy-going. And he loves to play pranks on people, and since he's so sneaky he never gets caught! His favourite prank is to throw water ballons at other people, it's very annoying, but he's just having fun, right?

If you want to do other things that don't implies harming or annoying other persons, he'll probably complain, but will do it anyway.

Melone

He is a smart kid and doesn't go out very often since he's shy to meet other people. He prefers staying at home reading science/genetics books, they entretain him a lot! But now that he has a friend, he will do anything you want, just don't get him in any big trouble, his nana would be disappointed.

Ghiaccio

He is a really quiet child and is bad at socializing. He really just wants to be at home, studying or watching figure skating videos. But since his parents are out all day and he spends most of his time alone, he's glad to have a friend. When you go out with him, he expects to not do anything that could get him in troubles, so at first he won't do anything like that. As time passes he may get to enjoy it as a form to get out his frustration since his parents don't allow him to express himself.

Illuso

A really cocky child, has a lot of friends but most of them are like servants to him. Before knowing you he also got into troubles for being an annoying child. When you ask him to do shenanigans, he's into it, but if you get caught, all blame is going to go to you, then it's not funny to go out with him.

Bonus: Sorbet

He is a really lonely child, since all his childhood were most spent on studying to be a doctor, a surgeon, even if he didn't reach that objective, he got knowledge of the human body and also experimented with animals. Now, it's kinda hard to be his friend, he doesn't want friends, but if you can prove yourself to be useful, maybe you can. On doing pranks or mischiefs, he's weird, most of his pranks are a little too much, like throwing dead animals to other persons. Because of that, he's up to any mischief you want.

Bonus: Gelato

Gelato is a difficult child, he has troubles at home so he keeps sleeping on the streets or out of home, and the weird thing is that his parents allow that. Probably you met him while he was on the streets, stealing from other persons to get some food. He isn't a troublesome kid, in the sense like, he doens't like pranks, he doesn't steal because he wants, he needs to steal. Maybe he'll help you on your mischiefs, but don't expect much of him.

Hope this is what you asked for! I kinda indulge my La Squadra childhood headcanons on here, I'll maybe make a post about it.

[jonquilyst]

MILAN VINCA for @wrixie's Cherishing Cherry Bachelorette

Name: Milan Vinca (pronounced MEE-lawn; he has the Slavic name that means kind/loving and isn't named after Milan, Italy)

Age: Young Adult

Pronouns: He/Him

Traits: Horse Lover, Goofball, Loner

Aspiration: Championship Rider

Career: Unemployed in-game but wants to become a professional horse rider someday

Likes: Blues and ranch music, the colors orange and brown, horse riding, silly behavior (comedy, jokes, pranks, potty humor), affection, funny people, nature enthusiasts, pet enthusiasts, rascals, homebodies, arid locations, and wide open spaces

Dislikes: Small talk, pessimists, and arguments/argumentative people

___

Biography: Milan was born in San Myshuno to a single father who had a little oopsie when hooking up with a woman one night... However, he wasn't the only oopsie. Milan has an older half-brother, named Amias, who is only 6 months older than him because he too was an oopsie after a hook-up. His father moved him and his brother out to Oasis Springs when they were toddlers, and it was here that Milan discovered his love for the desert and horses. He has loved horses since he was a child and has always wanted to own his own country home in the desert with lots of land so he can ride into the sunset every day. Eventually Milan and his family moved into a smaller home in coastal San Sequoia, where he spent his teen years. During this time he missed the desert of Oasis Springs and was impatient to return, but as if it was destiny, his father met horse trainer Sienna Grove and began dating her. The two became exclusive and after Amias moved out, his father and Milan moved to Sienna's residence in Chestnut Ridge, where he currently resides. His father is now currently engaged and Milan is close to his future step-mother for their similar interests and the fact that he gets to live with her horse Flapjack.

Personality: Besides being a horse-lover, Milan is a goofball. He loves jokes of any kind, even mischief, and this stems from growing up in a lax boys-only family. In-game they all of the jokesters family dynamic with each other. However, Milan is the introverted one of the family (loner) and likes to primarily stick with people he knows, which makes it hard for him to branch out and meet new people. His preference for horses over people also tie into this, but with his family members busy building families of their own (his father marrying Sienna and his brother Amias just having his first child with his new wife), it may be time for Milan to meet someone new.

Fun facts:

He has a very diverse ancestry. He can trace his ancestry to Europe, Africa, India, Asia, and Latin America.

Since they're only 6 months apart, he and Amias are close enough in age to have been apart of the same year in school, but their father kept them a grade apart so they could be separated and be allowed to make other friends besides each other

He's a Sagittarius

He would find Cherry's southern accent extremely attractive

His brother Amias is a famous actor, so Milan has a little notoriety for being his brother

Milan comes from my legacy family (that I don't share on simblr bc I like having a family to play privately). He is a spare and is from generation 5 (Amias is the heir). As such, he is related to other sims I've submitted to people. He is the grandson of Marcella Vinca and the great nephew of Cylene Vinca (both seen here with Marcella on left and Cylene on right)

Once again, he is not named after the city in Italy. He has the Slavic name. He has this name because the Vinca's have a naming convention in which the heir's children's names correspond to that heir's generational theme. For example, his father (the gen 4 heir) was a serial romantic and dated a lot of people, so Milan's name and his brother's name each have meanings related to love.

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#hopefully loner counts as a “negative trait...” i wasn't really sure #but i figured since he would get tense around her at first bc she'd be a stranger it would be fine #anyway ty for considering him! i hope you like him <3 #could he be the one for cherry?? #cherrysbc

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Mallet-Marie (Mallarie) of the Lost Time AU

Just like her parents of Ratchet and Rivet, when it comes to anything adventure, danger, or just plain ol’ fun, Mallet-Marie is always sure to be found right in the center of it.

She was first going to be named ‘Mallet’ as Ratchet and Rivet loved the idea of giving her a tool name just as they themselves have, but Kaden shot it down because "I just want you to give my grandchild a somewhat normal name. Please." So, they compromised, and gave her a ‘normal’ name on top of Mallet: Marie, named after Ratchet’s late mother, and coincidentally inheriting her eyes as well. Needless to say, Kaden was very happy with this decision.

However, it only took a few months before everyone started combining her two names for the sake of brevity, now simply calling her ‘Mallarie’ for short. The only time she’s really called by her full name now is when she’s in hot water—which is a pretty frequent occurrence.

She inherited almost all of Ratchet and Rivet’s recklessness and thirst for adventure and mischief, which everyone says is karma for the hell they both raised when they themselves were younger. But, despite how difficult it is to raise a child who can very well compete against her intergalactic heroic parents in recklessness, Ratchet and Rivet can’t deny that they occasionally love to indulge in her bad ideas, and have loads of fun doing it too.

She inadvertently brought her little brother, Miter-Mags, into this world when she was four and 'popped mommy and daddy's funny white balloons they kept in their drawer' as a prank, but thankfully, he was a very welcome addition into the family, Mallarie thinking no different to that sentiment--and of course never failing to hold it over his head that he wouldn't exist if it wasn't for her.

However, it is a personal mission of Mallarie’s to try and ‘de-nerdify’ her little brother; always dragging him along on her constant adventures to try and instill some excitement and ‘badassery’ into him. And while they both bicker and argue all the time like most siblings do, it’s no secret that they both immensely care and love each other, no matter how often they call each other insulting names like ‘nerdy-ass baby bro who needs to learn to stop being a pussy every once in a while’.

Eventually, she ran into another Lombax by the name of Jett after getting arrested and put in a holding cell for the umpteenth time by her Grandma Wells, and upon hearing his plight of wanting to learn how to have a good time after a life being raised by strict parents, Mallarie was more than willing to help him learn a thing or two about having fun.

Soon enough, though, after getting to know each other a lot more along with the fact that Jett felt more welcome in Mallarie's family than his own, it was inevitable that they would eventually hook up (even if Wells wasn't exactly enthused on the idea of her little Malley dating such a delinquent).

Later on, though, when Mallarie's brother and his girlfriend accidentally got pregnant, she and Jett decided to sit down and talk about what they expect to do with their lives if they themselves had an 'accident' like Miter did, and it was in that moment that they decided to straighten themselves out in order to secure a stable future for themselves.

Part of that included Mallarie enlisting in the Lombax City Guard--much to Wells' dumbfounded surprise--and after years of hard work, replacing her grandma as the Chief of the City Guard. In the meantime, Jett elected to be a stay-at-home husband in order to ensure that they would always be there and be the best parent he never got for their twin girls: Allie and Rose, named after Mallarie's grandma, and Rivet's real given name of Rosie.

(All art by @wolfcha1k, except for the second pic, which is by Naiacreations on Twitter)

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[dendrite-blues]

For a relatively short exchange, this scene is jam packed with characterization for Loki. 

It’s also our first reliable look into what Loki was like before Thor 1. Not as described by others, but first hand and from his own mouth. I think that deserves a closer look, to see what we can learn about Loki and how he thinks.

This scene is significant because it tells us what Loki’s personality is like when he’s not running for his life. It tells us who he was before his trauma and what his core beliefs are underneath those layers of humor and bravado.

Better yet, since he’s alone we can assume that every line in this scene is presumably true, or at least Loki believes it to be true since he has no audience but himself. 

The dialogue centers mostly around the statement “You deserve to be alone, and you always will be.” I’m not going to focus too much on the “alone” motif since I already dedicated an entire meta post to it.

What I think is more interesting about this scene is actually the looping, and the stages Loki goes through in trying to deal with it. There’s a lot of really interesting character traits on display in that progression.

Loop 1: A Warm Bath and Glass of Wine

The first loop entails Sif lecturing Loki about cutting her hair, kicking him in the balls, and storming away. Loki kneels on the floor and he gives us this great line:

“A bad memory prison? How quaint. Some punishment. I remember exactly what I did after that. I went and had a nice, hot bath and a glass of wine, and I never thought about it again. Because it was just a bit of fun.”

So we can take this to be Loki’s default reaction to pain and criticism. When put into an unexpected conflict without any forethought or outside influence, this is what he says/does.

1) Downplay the damage/threat. How quaint. 2) Dispel/soothe the emotion. Nice hot bath. 3) Minimize the impact. Never thought about it again. 4) Deflect responsibility. Just a bit of fun.

Keep those in mind as we move forward, since we’ll be using them to make sense of what else Loki says in this scene.

Loops 2 and 3: Okay, Sif, Hang On

This bit is about Loki realizing just how bad his predicament is.

L: Okay. Okay, Sif. Hang on. S: No, you hear this. You deserve to be alone... And I always will be. L: Alright, I get it. Listen. You are a reconstruction of a past event created by the organization that controls all of time. So you need to trust me and you need to help me escape. Yeah? S: Pathetic. (she kicks him again) L: (winces and groans)

As we all would expect from him, Loki’s first impulse is to try and talk his way out of it. What he says to achieve that goal is pretty revealing though. Because he doesn’t try to ease Sif’s upset by apologizing or explaining or offering to magic her hair back. 

Any of these would have been more likely to save his nads in the given circumstance, right? The present threat is Sif, and she’s mad about what Loki did to her hair. But Loki doesn’t really see that. Rather, he treats her as a means to an end.

“So you need to trust me and you need to help me escape. Yeah?”

To me, that choice reveals something of a blind spot Loki has to the feelings of others. Even if he doesn’t actively like hurting people, he does prioritize their problems below his, and quite shamelessly. And at least on his first impulse, he doesn’t seem to feel much remorse or empathy for them.

Usually in fanon we attribute this callousness to his trauma. He’s learned that no one can be trusted and no one cares, and so he doesn’t allow himself to care for others. 

But between his Loop 1 sentiment of “It was just a bit of fun” for an event which caused real hurt to Sif, and his Loop 2/3 behavior of “you, stop being mad and help ME” I think it’s reasonable to say that selfishness/low empathy are traits Loki possessed pre-trauma.

Loop 4-????: Happens Off Screen

It’s unclear how many times Loki loops while the camera is following Mobius, but the implication is clear that it was been many, many repetitions. Somewhere in this his denial and deflection must break, because we come back to a much humbler, more pleading Loki.

The Final Loop: I Crave Attention

S: You conniving, craven... L: Sif. Sif. S: ...pathetic worm. L: Please, please, no more. Please, I beg you. I'm a horrible person. I get it. I really am. I cut off your hair because I thought it'd be funny. And it's not. Uh... I crave attention... because I'm... a narcissist. And I suppose it's... It's because I'm scared of being alone.

HOOO BOY, so this is quite a tough bit to analyze. There’s a lot of interpretations you could make, and a lot of topics to delve into. For the sake of focus, I’m going to ignore the narcissism question. That one really needs an entire post, and I want to focus on something else here.

That being, Loki’s way of processing conflict/punishment.

I’ve always found it strange how Loki takes such pride in being called a liar and cheat when he simultaneously has this chip on his shoulder about how nobody likes him. 

Those two traits don’t seem to play well together, and I always scratched my head over how they coexist in his character. If he wants people to be nicer to him, maybe he should stop antagonizing them? Yeah?

Well, here we’re finally given a clear reason. Loki craves attention, he hates being alone. So how does he avoid it? Pranks and mischief. 

Fair enough.

But then, if all his pranks lead to this outcome--outrage, retaliation, insult--why doesn’t he ever learn? How is it that after 1000 years of this behavior, he hasn’t found a better way to get the attention he craves? 

Loop 1: Downplay, dispel, minimize, deflect. He accepts zero accountability for the impact of his actions, and doesn’t think at all about how they affect other people. Just a bit of fun. I had a hot bath and a glass of wine, and never thought about it again. 

The only reason he reaches the level of self awareness on display in the Final Loop is because the looping forces him to contemplate his actions and the impulses within him that lead to that behavior.

This is projection on my part, but to me he acts as though this kind of deep reflection is a new thing for him. He sounds like someone sharing a revelation that he’s just had about himself. We’re being shown that Loki is a man of action. He will always move forward if he can, possibly because looking back to so painful that he can’t bring himself to do it.

Circling back around to the pride Loki has for his knavery, let’s suppose that he’s been on this negative reinforcement cycle since childhood. He’s always acted out to get attention, then received retaliation and insults for it, and then pushed the bad feelings out of his mind with creature comforts and mental gymnastics.

What happens over time, when you’re being constantly told that you’re a pain in the ass and no one likes you? Most of us would take it to heart, but Loki doesn’t. He has a big ego, big enough to resist that constant barrage of hate coming at him.

So how does he marry these two conflicting realities? 

He turns it into an identity, the God of Mischief. 

In his head, Loki excuses himself of blame by shifting the culpability to his moniker. It’s not that he’s immature and petty, he’s just a “trickster.” It’s in his nature to cause trouble, so he can’t help it. You wouldn’t dangle a steak in front of a tiger and blame the tiger for striking, would you? And if other people can’t take a “joke” then that’s not his fault, that’s on them for not having a sense of humor. It was just a bit of fun.

Here we see the union of these two halves of Loki, the lonely ice runt and the mischievous scamp. (And a little bit of the original Loki who Thor accused of being incapable of growth!) 

By refusing to think about others, and excusing himself from responsibility, Loki successfully preserves his self worth and insulates himself to most of the negative emotions he experiences.

Pain, embarrassment, and grief aren’t pointless emotions though. They are vital feelings that serve to regulate our behavior, and that push us to conform to the ways of our social circles. Without them, we annoy and upset others. Be annoying for long enough and you will eventually find yourself, well, alone. As Loki is.

Thus “Mischief” is a self-defeating loop, and Loki is just as caught in it as the cell Mobius trapped him in.

In order to be free of both traps, Loki has to stop running. He has to take a deeper look at himself and realize how much he is getting in his own way. The entire scene is one big parallel between these two “loops.” Pretty neat, huh?

Sadly these kinds of thought loops are really difficult to break, they’re buried so deeply in our personalities and habits that we usually don’t notice them until life forces us to address them.

The cell is Loki’s wake up call, and thankfully he does seem to rise to the occasion. He tells Sif quite clearly what his problem is, and he does it with beautiful, painful honesty.

Which is why it’s so fucking awesome for Mobius to acknowledge that, and to finally give Loki a taste of positive attention. 

You don’t deserve to be alone. I believe you can be anything, even something good. Whatever you two did, it was powerful enough to bring this whole place down.

It’s a beautiful scene. Well written, meticulously acted. The clarity of vision in the pacing and shot selection, it’s really something special.

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